Lupin the Third
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 14, 2024 22:46:45 GMT -5
"Hello again, wrestling fans, and welcome to a FPCW SPECIAL UPDATE!! I'm Tony Schiavone, as always, bringing you the news from Fire Pro Championship Wrestling!" "I just spoke with FPCW Commissioner Excalibur, and we have a great line up for you at our next big show, FPCW BRAWL OUT! We've got titles on the line, feuds continuing to bubble, and first time ever matchups!" "The reigning FPCW Grand Champion CM Waters will test his limits once against as he faces off against the Violent Gentleman Miles Blackwell! Blackwell earned his 3 points, and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY, but Waters will not be wanting to give that title up so easily. Also, Mayu Iwatani will defend the FPCW Women's Championship against the up-and-coming star, Helena Swift! And Swift's cohort, Bree Maplewood, will challenge Xia Brookside for the World of Stardom Championship! De'Lorian Diggs defends the FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship against Dalton Castle, and Scott Reiner will defend the FPCW Young Lions Cup against the newest member of the Xyberhawx, Thvnderhawk!!" "In other action, the Best Friends collide, as Chuck Taylor faces off against Trent Baretta. The ELITE are in trios action, as they take on IWGP Heavyweight Champion Pegasus Seiya, NEVER Openweight Champion Lapis Umbral, and Evil Uno!! Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street, looks to make it a close shave against the Natural Disaster Earthquake!! Also in action, Hangman Page goes toe to toe with the GHC Heavyweight Champion Hijo De Dr. Wagner Jr., but is keeping an eye out for his mystery assailant. And for a first time matchup, Orange Cassidy goes one on one with Ken Shamrock, with the winner being crowned "The World's Most Dangerous Man!!" "Tune in to FPCW: Brawl Out for all of the action!!"
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 16, 2024 22:17:17 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING "Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to FPCW BRAWL OUT!! I'm Tony Schiavone, and tonight, we've got an amazing lineup for you! Titles on the line! Grudges to be had! And a first time match-up in the history of pro wrestling!!" Opening Bout: Sweeney Todd v. Earthquake{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Earthquake raises his hand in victory, but the Whitechapel Brood attacks again! Quake tries to respond, but the numbers are too much. Norrington grabs a chair as they hold him at his knees. But before The Ripper can strike, the lights go out. And.... "I'm Blue, dah ba dee dah bo dai...."*The crowd ERUPTS, as out walks an unlikely rescue in the form of BLUE KANE!!! With Norrington distracted, Earthquake tosses Burke & Hare to the sides! Blue Kane makes his way in the ring, slugging it out with Norrington! Sweeney Todd smacks him with a chair, but it has no effect on Blue Kane!! Norrington retreats, as Blue Kane grabs Sweeney Todd, and hits him with the Coldest Chokeslam EVER!! Quake and Blue Kane stare each other down, as Quake nods in appreciation!* Second Bout: Daniel Aaron Michalles v. Dark Warrior{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Daniel A. Michalles evens up the score for Watersfall Industries, making the Nega Power's Dark Warrior's debut an unsuccessful one!" Third Bout: Chuck Taylor v. Trent Baretta{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Chuck kneels in victory, exhausted after that match. He looks at Trent, who slowly sits up. They stare at each other, before Baretta slides out of the ring, frustrated at himself, while Chuck watches sadly.* Fourth Bout: FPCW Young Lions Cup: Scott Reiner (c) v. Thvnderhawk{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the newest member of the Xyberhawx has become the new FPCW Young Lions Cup Champion! The first of the young hawk's career!!" Fifth Bout: The ELITE v. Pegasus Seiya, Lapis Umbral & Evil Uno{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*The unlikely trio's victory is short-lived, as the ELITE attacks them after the bell!! They tangle Seiya in the ropes, and handcuff Lapis to the turnbuckle. The Bucks grab Uno, shouting "EVP TRIGGER!!" before DRILLING HIM WITH THE TRIGGER!! Okada picks him up, sets him up, and HITS THE RAINMAKAAAAAH!!! Matthew grabs a chair, before picking up Uno. Seiya is screaming for them to stop, but the Bucks hit Uno with a TK DRIVER ON THE STEEL CHAIR!! They mock the other two, as they walk back up the ramp. Seiya and Lapis are freed by officials, but they look at their fallen friend, as the damage is done.* Sixth Bout: Ken Shamrock v. Orange Cassidy{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Orange Cassidy proves to everyone that he is truly the WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS MAN, taking down Ken Shamrock!!" Seventh Bout: World of Stardom Championship: Xia Brookside (c) v. Bree Maplewood{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Brookside celebrates her win, as Mina and Mariah come out to celebrate with her. The trio hug, before holding Xia up on their shoulders!* Eighth Bout: FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship: De'Lorian Diggs (c) v. Dalton Castle{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"He may no longer have the Boys, but Castle now has some gold, as he has claimed the FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship!!" Ninth Bout: Hangman Adam Page v. El Hijo De Dr. Wagner Jr.{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Hangman stands up, celebrating his win. But his music is cut, and then, we hear a dark tune. And out walks the hooded assailant that has tormented Hangman for the last couple months. The man walks down the ramp, and gets on the apron, taking his hood off to reveal....ADAM BOMB. Hangman looks on, a bit surprised and confused, not seeing another hooded assailant get in behind him, DRILLING HIM WITH A KENDO STICK!! Adam Bomb gets in the ring, as the other man stands over Hangman. He takes his hood off as well...* "Wait a minute. That's.....that's.....that's RC DANGEROUSLY!!! He hasn't been in FPCW for nearly SEVEN YEARS!!! HE WAS IN CAHOOTS WITH ADAM BOMB THIS WHOLE TIME?!!!" Tenth Bout: FPCW Women's Championship: Mayu Iwatani (c) v. Helena Swift{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Swift holds her hands up in victory, as she's handed the FPCW Women's Championship!! Bree Maplewood comes down as well, celebrating with her cohort, as Iwatani slowly leaves the ring after her defeat...* Main Event: FPCW Grand Championship: CM Waters (c) v. Miles Blackwell{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Waters continues his reign, taking down the Violent Gentleman!! Fans, that is all for FPCW Brawl Out!! I'm Tony Schiavone, and I'm signing off! GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!"
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Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 29, 2024 19:39:48 GMT -5
"Hello again, wrestling fans, and welcome to another episode of FPCW LIVE!! I'm Tony Schiavone, and tonight, we've got another action packed lineup for you!"
"At FPCW: Brawl Out, we saw the return of Adam Bomb after a 4-month absence. But he was not alone in his return, as RC Dangerously made his first appearance in nearly 7 years in FPCW! Tonight, Adam Bomb returns to action, as he takes on Matt Angel!"
"Also tonight, we have titles on the line! Xia Brookside defends the World of Stardom Championship against the Sugar Rabbit, Mizuki! SM King defends the FPCW Silver Star Championship against the Man from the Tap End of Stevenston, Grado! Watersfall Industries defend the FPCW King of Trios Championships against the team that's been plaguing them recently, the Nega-Powers! And in the Main Event, Pegasus Seiya defends the IWGP Heavyweight Championship against one of the originals of pro wrestling: TIGER MASK."
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 30, 2024 22:21:24 GMT -5
*We cut to backstage, as the camera pans to dark area of the arena. We hear footsteps, and out of the shadows, walks Adam Bomb and RC Dangerously.*
"You brought this upon yourself, Hangman. You were thrown to the curb by your "friends" in the Elite. And when no one wanted you, The Dark Order gave you something: Friendship. They supported you, helped you back up when you got knocked down, and celebrated you at your highest point."
"But then, after a few trip ups, you went back to the same group that dumped your ass in the first place, basically leaving your friends high and dry. And then they just dropped you again like a sack of flour."
"It made me realize, that I need to find my friend. And bring him home. So I went on a journey. I scoured the lands. And I brought him home. R.C. Dangerously. And with that, the rebirth of the Dangerous Alliance."
"We will teach you a lesson in friendship. Even if it means pounding it into that thick head of yours..."
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Post by Lupin the Third on May 1, 2024 20:38:04 GMT -5
*The fans erupt in boos as the ELITE walks out. The Bucks lead, followed by Okada, and then by Jack Perry. They saunter down the aisle, getting in the ring. Matt grabs a mic, as the fans continue to boo them.*
"I know, I know, it wasn't the prettiest thing. But we did what's best. Uno was another stepping stone, and we dropped him like a sack of dirt. We are going to show Pegasus Seiya why you do not cross The ELITE. And now, with the odds even more for us with Jack Perry, we will run things throughout the world of professional wrestling. And Okada requests another shot at the IWGP Heavyweight Championship. For you see, there's nobody that Okada hasn't beaten in professional wrestling-"
*The crowd erupts, as out walks JON MOXLEY! He walks through the crowd, getting in the ring, staring down the four men. He grabs a mic, keeping his eyes on them.*
"I don't know what the hell you four think you're doing, but this isn't AEW. You don't run things around here. And correct me if I'm wrong, but you've never beaten me, Okada. So how about this. You. Me. Winner gets Seiya for the title. How's that?"
*The ELITE stare him down, before Okada mouths to him, "Deal."*
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Post by Lupin the Third on May 2, 2024 21:11:07 GMT -5
*A somewhat surprising mixed reaction, as out walks CM Waters of Watersfall Industries. He gives a smile to the fans, 1/3 of the King of Trios Championships on his one shoulder, the FPCW Grand Championship around his waist. He gets in the ring, and is handed a microphone.*
"You know, I'd be a bit peeved if I wasn't in such a good mood. There's all this talk about the IWGP Heavyweight Championship around yet. Yet I'M the main champion of FPCW. I am the FPCW Grand Champion, afterall. BUT, after defeating the Nega-Powers, and retaining the FPCW King of Trios Championships, I'm in a really good mood. So I've talked to FPCW Commissioner Excalibur, and we've come up with the Watersfall Challenge. What is it, you ask? Well, it's an open challenge. Any one willing to face 3 members of the Watersfall Industries, and beat them, gets 3 points, and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY at MY FPCW Grand Championship. So step up, don't be shy, and come take the challenge!"
*Waters waits for a bit, nobody really showing up yet. He looks at his watch, but before he can say anything...*
*The fans ERUPT, as out walks TIGER MASK!! But it's a different one this time. He walks down the ramp, standing on the post, doing his pose, before stepping down. He grabs a mic, as the fans keep cheering.*
"Don't get me wrong, but didn't you just have a shot at the IWGP Heavyweight Championship?"
*Tiger Mask looks at him for a moment, before speaking.*
"That was the Original Tiger Mask. I am his successor, Tiger Mask W. And it shouldn't matter if it was me or not. I am answering your challenge."
*Waters nods, impressed.*
"I like a man with fortitude. Well, let me just say Congratulations, Tiger Mask. You are the participant of the Watersfall Challenge. Also, good luck..."
*He smiles as the two stare each other down.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on May 9, 2024 20:08:35 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to another edition of FPCW LIVE!! I'm Tony Schiavone, and tonight, we've got a more Tiger-centered episode! Masked Tiger Springer makes her FPCW debut, battling the Master of 1000 holds, Serena Deeb! Former GWM World Heavyweight Champion Tiger the Great the Third battles WWE Champion Cody Rhodes!! Tiger Mask W faces the Watersfall Challenge, looking to earn 3 points, and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY!! And in the Main Event, Kazuchika Okada battles Jon Moxley for the first time one on one, with the winner facing Pegasus Seiya for the IWGP Heavyweight Championship!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on May 14, 2024 19:49:40 GMT -5
"Welcome to another Tigeresque edition of FPCW LIVE!! I'm Tony Schiavone, and tonight, we have more Tiger Action! Tiger Mask W was unsuccessful in his attempt last week against Watersfall Industries, but tonight, he teams with old rival/friend Tiger the Dark as they take on For the Love of Money! Tiger the Great the Third looks to take down another champion, but he may find out whose house it is, as he takes on AEW World Champion Swerve Strickland!! And after nearly 7 years, RC Dangerously makes his return to the ring, as he faces off against Weber Hatfield!! And in the Main Event, the EVP Bucks battle Lapis Umbral & Pegasus Seiya!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on May 29, 2024 19:18:25 GMT -5
*We cut to backstage, and we see Hangman Page standing by himself, beer in hand.*
"I have done some things that I'm not proud of. I have had my transgressions. But I've shown that I am willing to make things right. However, in this case, I'm willing to make an exception. Adam Bomb, you think you're doing what's right by your mind. And you bring back an old friend to help you with your dirty work? That's fine by me. I'm ready to kick both your asses for making my life a living hell in FPCW. So how about this? You and me, Adam Bomb. One on one. At FPCW Way of the Tiger. I've got some pent up frustration to take out on you..."
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Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Lupin the Third on May 30, 2024 23:19:12 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING "Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to FPCW WAY OF THE TIGER!! I'm Tony Schiavone, and tonight, we've got another great pay-per-view for you! We've got titles on the line, rivalries in focus, and a battle royal for a shot at the World of Stardom Championship! So let's get to the action!!" Opening Bout: FPCW Young Lions Cup: Thvnderhawk (c) v. Romeo Reese{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And an exciting back and forth battle ends with Thvnderhawk picking up the win, and defending the Young Lions Cup!!" Second Bout: Reckless LOVE v. Hikaru Shida & Lady Frost{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"A BIG win for the FPCW Women's Champion and her BFF, taking down two veterans in the Women's Division!!" Third Bout: FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship: Dalton Castle (c) v. Claymore{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Claymore holds his hands high, as he's handed the FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship! But in the shadows, Jack Norrington and the rest of the WC Brood watch on, a sneer on their faces..* Fourth Bout: IWGP Tag Team Championships: Los Crabs (c) v. EVP Bucks{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Hermit Crab and Cajun Crawdad celebrate outside the ring, holding the belts high. In the ring, the Bucks look stunned and confused. "We lost to THOSE GUYS?!! THEY DIDN'T EVEN WIN THE BELTS IN CHIKARA!!"* Fifth Bout: Masked Tiger Springer v. Kris Statlander{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And that is two points for Masked Tiger Springer!! She is one point away from a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY after defeating Kris Statlander!!" Sixth Bout: FPCW Silver Star Championship: SM King (c) v. El Felino Jr.{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*King holds the title up, as the fans cheer him. He looks at the camera, holding up two fingers, silently mouthing, "That's two..."* Seventh Bout: Ladies Battle Royal{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Mina Shirakawa earns a shot at her friend Xia Brookside for the World of Stardom Championship!!" Eighth Bout: Tiger the Great the Third v. Mark Briscoe{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Briscoe raises his hand in victory, but then Tiger the Great SMACKS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! He gets Briscoe, and DROPS HIM WITH THE SACRIFICE!! He picks up the Ring of Honor World Championship, looking at it, before dropping it on Briscoe!* Ninth Bout: FPCW King of Trios Championships: Watersfall Industries (c) v. Tiger Dojo{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Tiger Mask, Tiger the Dark, and Tigger Mask hug in celebration, as they're handed the FPCW King of Trios Championships!! CM Waters looks on, absolutely frustrated, as his group retreats to the back.* Tenth Bout: Adam Bomb v. Hangman Adam Page{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Adam Bomb stands exhausted in the ring, as RC Dangerously gets in the ring as well, holding up Adam Bomb's hand in victory. They look at Page, before RC lifts him up. Adam Bomb looks at him, saying, "You did this to yourself," before RC DROPS HIM WITH THE IMPALEMENT!! They stand tall, as the crowd boos them.* Main Event: IWGP Heavyweight Championship: Pegasus Seiya (c) v. Kazuchika Okada{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Seiya holds the belt high, but he notices the EVP Bucks and Jack Perry walking down the ramp, turning towards them. But the lights go out, and then, as they come back, in the ring is LAPIS UMBRAL!! He stares down the trio, lifting his one hand, and a BOLT OF LIGHTNING CRASHES DOWN!! The ELITE retreat for the meantime, as the two stand in the ring as the show fades to black!*
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