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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 19, 2012 18:59:50 GMT -5
I'm okay with that, too. Good suggestions. Say goodbye to Venus and hello to NeXTina ( ;D )
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 19, 2012 19:03:22 GMT -5
I'm okay with that, too. Good suggestions. Say goodbye to Venus and hello to NeXTina ( ;D ) It's good, but I'm thinking more like Percy Saturn.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 19, 2012 19:14:37 GMT -5
Funkrulz. I don't say this enough, but you are a genius.
I don't know how yet, but I am going to need to find a way to use that in tomorrow's NeXT promo.
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 19, 2012 19:20:19 GMT -5
I try.
It seems like my best ideas always come when I'm watching strange videos on YouTube. It's weird.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 19, 2012 21:02:30 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to Impact as usual I’m Mike Tenay alongside Don West. West: Well tonight promises to be…
The Revelation(Sting, D'Angelo Dinero, Robert Roode, and a reluctant Abyss, led by Vince Russo) make their way to the ring. Abyss is notably hanging back, clearly uncomfortable. Russo takes the microphone as the house lights dim. A single spotlight shines over Russo.
We stand before you a weakened force.
Weakened, but still strong. Still united.
Russo looks over at Abyss, who is looking away.
Although Sting may have lost the TNA World Championship, we have not been defeated. The crusade still marches onward!
Sting takes the microphone.
When Mr. Russo called me up and asked me to help him put together an army, I was skeptical. After all, my last crusade didn't end well. But the difference between The Greater Good and The Revelation is that these men believe the message we are preaching.
We are all good men who lost our way. What we have in common is that Mr. Russo helped us see the light. He helped me see that while I may have been misguided in my actions, my heart was in the right place. And he has shown me a better way.
But I am not the only man to be aided by Mr. Russo. Brother Dinero, would you care to testify?
Oh indeed. As I told you all not only have I basked in the light of redemption but I am living proof that The Revelation is the guiding light of TNA. For last week a young confused woman beared open her soul before me. And I have cleansed her. I have bathed her in the fires of redemption until she is free. And it is only a matter of time before we do the same for all of TNA.
Samoa Joe and Mr Anderson will compete against each other at Agsint All Odds for the TNA World Championship. But rest assured The Revelation is watching closely. And as for you Scott Steiner, you have gotten involved in our business these past few weeks. Well if you want to face the full wrath of The Revelation then you shall have your wish. I am challenging you to a match at Against All Odds.
But of course man cannot live by bread alone. Some people need more extreme methods in order to be saved. Don't they, Christopher?
Abyss says nothing.
You have nothing to say?
That's exactly right. You just keep your mouth shut and do as your told. Just do what we tell you and perhaps...
Abyss rips the mic from Russo's hands, snarling into it with a familiar bestial menace.
WATCH YOUR MOUTH, RUSSO! If you even think of harming her, if you so much as have one of your filthy stooges BREATHE near her, no power, God or otherwise, will stop me. I'm doing this for her. Not for your Revelation, not for this crusade of yours. I'm penitent for letting my guard down...not for my soul's sake.[/color]
Christopher, please. I understand why you may hate us. I really do. But if there was another way we would have gone down that road. But there isn't, is there?
No, there isn't Brother Dinero. But while you have a sinner like Chris, there are still more men out there who have found their way...
Roode takes the microphone.
Opportunity. When you see it, you take it. Well that's exactly what I did!
What exactly was Beer Money accomplishing? Since we lost the Tag Team Championships to Styles and Daniels, nothing. And when James Storm decided to take a stand against The Revelation, without even consulting me first...
The writing was on the wall. And when I was left to try and figure out my next move, it was Vince Russo who showed me the way! He held out his hand and I happily took it!
James Storm, you were never really my friend, were you? Beer Money was just a way to advance your own career. But with The Revelation, I have found true salvation! Thank you Mr. Russo! Thank you Sting!
PRAISE THE REVELATION!!!
Roode hands the microphone to Russo.
And there you have it! Testimony doesn't get any realer that that.
Well ladies and gentlemen-
AJ Styles makes his way down to the ring and goes face to face with Sting.
Well look at all this. I gotta say you have achieved a lot, Stinger. You tamed the monster, you got Dinero to reign in his ego, you got Robert Roode to realise his potentional. That's pretty good. I remember what it was like when I had the same awe and respect for you. Oh wait. It isn't you they're following. You're just another puppet. It's him. Russo. He's the one pulling the strings here. Funny how things work out, isn't it? Bischoff turns over a new leaf and yet we have another oily weasel taking his place.
Russo just smirks.
Typical AJ Styles. Always one to hold a grudge.
So once again, AJ Styles is here to meddle in my affairs. Some things never change, do they?
I guess not. Except how did The Greater Good end again? Didn't it end with me pretty much kicking your groups ass single handed? Yeah, I think it did.
Look, man. You got some nerve coming out here. And as full of yourself as you are I highly doubt you can take on the five of us. So you best be getting to the point.
The point? Well the point is that. You, Sting. You currently don't have an opponent for Against All Odds. And neither do I. So how about I take you on. What do you say?
You want to challenge me, AJ? I give you credit. Not many men would march out here alone when there're five men standing in the ring. And none of them would be dumb enough to make a challenge like that.
So AJ, you and me at Against All Odds?
You're on.
Great. But do me favor. Leave all this behind. All The Revelation, all this crap. And just bring the Sting that I used to look up to. That I used to respect. You think you can do that?
Now hang on a minute! Who are you to be making demands, Styles?! The Revelation is a family! You get one of us, you get all of us!
Calm down, Brother Roode.
AJ, you act as if Sting has changed in some way. He hasn't. He's still the man who always fought for what was right. Now he's just guided by clarity and self-awareness.
But if you wish to face Sting one on one...
We can do that. We'll stay in the back. AJ Styles, Sting, no Revelation. Done.
That's all I ask for. Well then. I guess I'll see you at Against All Odds.
West: Well as I was saying before I was interrupted, tonight promises to be a great show and this was no exception. Tenay: Yeah, D’Angelo Dinero has challenged Scott Steiner and AJ Styles has made a match with Sting. Who knows what else is gonna happen tonight.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 19, 2012 21:04:45 GMT -5
Okay, now what the hell is this noise? What in the blue hell is an Inkyinc?
I HATE SUSHI!!!!
Oh, it's a Japanese guy? Okay! Easy! Damn flip-floppy spot monkeys. Hit 'em one time and they fly halfway across the ring. This's gonna be a damn cakewalk.
...hang on, which one of us is fighting him?
I dunno, gimme that runshee-
WHAT?! HAHAHAHA!!!
LOOK!! TWO ON ONE!!! JARRETT MUST REALLY HATE THIS GUY!!!
HAH!!!
Guess they ran out of tag teams after we sent those Machine Guns home empty handed!!!!
I almost feel bad for this guy...
HAHAHAHA!! NAW!!! I AIN'T SAYIN' THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Seriously. Handicap match with us? Poor sumbitch must've earned that doing somethin' awful. No reason to feel sorry for a guy like that. He's probably got this comin'.
I BET HE WAS THE ONE WHO STOLE KAREN'S UNDERWEAR!!!
Aw, c'mon, man. Now we have to kill him dead. I don't even like that bitch, but that kind of thing don't fly with Top Gun. Chivalry and all that nonsense that gets on their good side.
I BET SHE SMELLS AS FISHY AS THIS INK DUDE!!!
ALRIGHT, LET'S GO KICK THIS GUY'S ASS AND GET BACK WHAT HE STOLE!!!
Then go get some tacos or somethin'. Get our minds off sushi and the boss's wife's unmentionables.
f*** YEAH!!!
IncaInca, whoever the f*** you are...
YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!
NOW WHERE'RE MY f***IN' CHOPSTICKS?!!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 19, 2012 21:07:23 GMT -5
You know macman we really should have mentioned the fact that of the 5 members of The Revelation, 4 of them are former world champions. Maybe next time.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 19, 2012 21:08:09 GMT -5
JB: The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 442 pounds, Jesse Neal and Shannon Moore, Ink Inc!
JB: And their opponents, accompanied by Hulk Hogan, at a combined weight of 499 pounds, they are the TNA World Tag Team Champions, Phil Shatter and Tommy Mercer!
Tommy Mercer and Phil Shatter v Ink Inc 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Jan 19, 2012 21:10:27 GMT -5
Tommy with a suplex.
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 19, 2012 21:13:01 GMT -5
Mercer uses chopsticks to poke Neal in the eyes!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 19, 2012 21:15:21 GMT -5
Shatter hits Neal with a taco bell.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 19, 2012 21:18:20 GMT -5
Shatter hits Moore with a spinebuster then tags out to Mercer. Mercer takes Neal off the apron then hits the Mercy Kill!
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JB: Here are your winners, Phil Shatter and Tommy Mercer!
Tenay: The world tag champions get a big win here. West: But who are their next challengers?
Miguel Cesaro and Chelsea are backstage.
It fella good to be back. Good to wrestle again. Good to be remembered. Because forth longest time, Miguel Cesaro was part of the forgotten. Just like Hernandez, just like Ink Inc. Forgotten about until TNA Management decides to put us out there to make some guy look good. We're the "easy wins".
Let's make one thing clear, Miguel Cesaro is no mans stepping stone. I refuse to be referred to as the "enhancement talent" when I've fought just to get to this point. See, before I fell out of favor, I was one win away from challenging the X-Division Champion. And that happened in little under three weeks. Three weeks was all it took to get close to the mountain, and that's when I was putting in minimal effort. Just thinking about what I could accomplish at maximum effort has me excited.
Tonight, I take the first step in me road to redemption when I take on "The Greatest Man That Ever Lived" Austin Aries. The MV3, The Vascular Vegan, all of his nicknames. And while I would like to call you the first victim of Miguel Cesaro, that's not the case. I know you Aries, I know what you're capable of inside that ring, and to say my victory is guaranteed would be foolish. I respect you Aries, and it's that respect that makes me want to beat you inside that ring. Because for all I know, my respect means nothing to you. But if I beat you, if I make you submit or pin you to the mat, you have to acknowledge me. Ad maybe it's wishful thinking, but maybe I'll get respect as well.
I hope you're ready Austin. Because tonight, I'm going to make you remember my name.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 19, 2012 21:20:20 GMT -5
Okay, so tonight I have a match with one...you know what, I don't even care. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you are. Your name in this organization and your entrance music clash with your accent in such a fashion that no human being on this earth can figure out where you're from. So I'm just gonna ignore the moon-man I'm stepping into the squared ci....hexagonal circle against tonight and focus on what matters.
Robbie E, it appears A Double may have underestimated you just a little bit. Mistakes were made, things were said, various blows of varying degrees were exchanged, but at the end of the night, you were the better man. Anyone else and I'd probably just say "Screw you, you filthy cheater, I'll win next time when it's a fair game!", but to you...I say that, but I also say "good job." You pulled it off. You beat Austin Aries. Not something a lot of guys can say. But that...that is only a temporary state of being, Bob. That belt of yours, along with every other championship in TNA will be where it belongs eventually, and that's around my waist. It's only a matter of time.
God, these are so much easier without that stupid bitch Hemme around to drain the collective intelligence of everyone in the room. Quicker, too. Ah, well, time to go make some dude nobody cares about tap out. Or pass out. Or just pinned, whatever. The details don't matter. I'm winning, he's not.
*Aries heads to the ring.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 19, 2012 21:22:17 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, weighing 210 pounds, Austin Aries!
JB: And his opponent, accompanied by Chelsea, from Manila in the Philippines, weighing 170 pounds, Miguel Cesaro!
Tenay: Well we consider this an unofficial #1 contenders match for the X Division title. West: Well whoever wins this match has to be in with a shot.
Miguel Cesaro v Austin Aries 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 19, 2012 21:25:19 GMT -5
Miguel with an Ole El Passo Spinebuster!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 19, 2012 21:25:34 GMT -5
Hmm. Tough vote.
I'll go with Cesaro with a clothesline, only because Cesaro didn't overlook Double A, while Aries overlooked Miguel.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2012 21:30:29 GMT -5
You know macman we really should have mentioned the fact that of the 5 members of The Revelation, 4 of them are former world champions. Maybe next time. You want to remind people that Vince Russo is a former World Champion? I knew there was a reason I didn't like you two. {Spoiler}
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 19, 2012 21:31:12 GMT -5
Aries goes for the Brainbuster but Cesaro counters out and hits a swinging neckbreaker. Cesaro then climbs to the top ropes and hits a 450 splash!
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JB: Here is your winner, Miguel Cesaro!
Tenay: Huge win for Cesaro as it puts him in contention for an X Division title shot. West: And he used Aries own move. Tenay: Actually Cesaro does use the 450 splash.
The KO Tag Team Champions are backstage, as Taylor Wilde is arguing with Melanie Crank.
You don't understand! I'm the only one that can get through to her!
You're not going to visit her. Not after what happened between you two last time.
But it won't be like that this time! Just let me talk to her-
No.
And I can get through to her. I can save her!
Melanie sighs.
Look Taylor, you're a nice girl, so I figure I might as well be straight with you.
Are you prepared to lose Daffney?
Taylor looks horrified.
Wh-what are you talking about?
Sigh.... Daffney's off her rocker. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. She's been crazy for a long while, but somehow she's been able to keep it in check. Or at least, she was until she decided to get mixed up with Mickie James. Ever since she lost, she hasn't been the same. She says she sees her mother, she's pretty much gone insane, and it's only a matter of time efore she has a complete psychotic breakdown ad loses all sense of reality. She won't remember you or your relationship, she'll be in her own little world forever. Trust me on that. And you... you're not prepared to handle that. You can't deal with losing her forever. But there WAS a Taylor Wilde that existed before this relationship with Daffney. The Taylor Wilde that was happy with Alex, who teamed with her fried Hamada and won the same belts we're holding now.
That Taylor is somewhere deep inside of you chickadee. And when Daffney's gone, because I'm willing to bet Jarrett's already looking into insane asylums, you're gonna need to being her back. Because you're gonna need to be strong.
Taylor stays quiet for a few moments.
I'm not trying to be the bad guy here Taylor. Just letting you know your options.
I know...
Several uncomfortable seconds pass before Melanie clears her throat.
You ready for tonight's match?
Yeah....
Melanie sighs once more before looking at Taylor.
You don't have to go if you don't want to.
No, no I need to do this. I need to prove I'm strong even without her.
That's my girl. Now let's go and kick some ass.
Taylor smiles as the duo heads towards the ring.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 19, 2012 21:32:43 GMT -5
Damn, I ended that match a minute early. Well it's not like three people were gonna vote for Aries in that minute. Were they?
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 19, 2012 21:34:42 GMT -5
Damn, I ended that match a minute early. Well it's not like three people were gonna vote for Aries in that minute. Were they? I had 3 fake accounts set up, and was just about to strike. But you closed it just before El Tanko, FunkRocks, and Neutral M could vote. ;D
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