TNA:FAN Edition Thread 52(NEW MEMBERS WELCOME!)

So Robbie E might be potentially pulling double duty at Lockdown? Interesting.

Jonathan is supposed to respond, then Gus, then Tank, then you. I haven't received anything since I sent it out Monday, so I'm not sure who has it right now.

Then just skip over Anderson for now. We can go back to him later.

You know what's depressing? Reading through old threads and pinpointing the exact moment when I stopped giving a shit.

I know. I can tell you when it happened to me on NXT. The Maryse/Tamina feud, when I absolutely failed at writing for Tamina. After that, I was basically half-assing it.

And now you all know why we had that nine week mixed tag tournament!

Yeah, Gus can go ahead, then send it to Tank, then to Nirvana. When it comes back to me, I'll add anything I feel needs to be included.

Oh no. I can never get tired of efedding. Not while I have Daffney and Winter to write for.

Sorry, guys, brutal toothache and Orajel no help.

Working on it.

Tenay: Welcome to TNA Impact. After what happened at the conclusion of last week's show, uncertainty hangs over the Impact Zone.
West: Jeff Jarrett was torn apart last week, at the hands of Abyss!
Tenay: The Revelation sent a clear message last week, and you have to wonder...



The Revelation heads to the ring. Russo walks up front, with Sting and Roode behind him, then Abyss, with Dinero and Valerie bringing up the rear. As they enter the ring, Russo takes the microphone.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a new era of TNA Impact! And let me start off by saying that after last week, Jeff Jarrett will not be here tonight. Nor will he be here next week. Or the week after that.

Because you see, last week, we dropped a ten megaton nuke on this whole company! Last week, we eliminated our biggest enemy in TNA, the founder of TNA himself, Jeff Jarrett.

Russo passes the microphone to Sting.

Jeff, we didn't want it to come to this. But you had to take a stand and unfortunately for you, it was the wrong stand.

But with you out of the picture, we've happened upon an opportunity. An opportunity to do what we set out to do the day Mr. Russo called me up.

We can mold TNA in our own image.

That's right. From this point on, we're the ones running this show. And our first order of business is the TNA World Championship.

Last week, Jeff Jarrett said that no member of The Revelation would be challenging for the TNA Championship. Well Jeff, consider yourself overruled.

At Lockdown, The Revelation is going to take back what is rightfully ours. Because at Lockdown, Mr. Anderson is going to be defending the TNA World Championship against...



Anderson storms onto the stage, Mic in hand.

Well, this ought to be good, so you guys beat up Jarrett and suddenly you're in charge.

Makes as much sense as Ringer.

But you see, you forget the golden rule, he who has the gold makes the rules, so let me tell YOU something.

Steve, you want me to beat your sorry ass yet again, fine, I've done it before and I'll do it again, but if my watch is correct, the next PPV is Lockdown, and if memory serves, I won this title from you in the Lockdown cage, so if you really wanna give me home field advantage, I'm all for it.

So go ahead, stroke your own ego, give yourself another title shot...



Scott Steiner walks down to the ring.

I believe you're forgetting someone.

See, I don't recall any of you in the Revelation facing Mr. Anderson at the last PPV, and I seem to recall knocking Dinero on his ass the last time we faced off.

What that translates into is you ain't gonna contend for shit. I AM.

You know how long it's been since I was last a world cahmpion? Too long.

You know how much longer I'm waiting? I'M NOT.

What business do you have to challenge for anything? You lost at Destination X. You had your chance and you blew it. it Scotty, you need to get to the back of the line.



AJ Styles comes out.

You know he's right, Steiner. You did lose at Destination X. You had your chance. You know who didn't lose at the PPV? Me. I've waited for far too long for another opportunity. I deserve a title match. not Steiner and certainly not Samoa Joe. Me.

All of you need to back up. I never received my rematch for the TNA World Championship. The rematch that as the former Champion, I am contractually guaranteed.

So everyone else here can just get in line!

Now hang on, Brother Sting. I just had a great idea.

Everyone knows that Lockdown is the event that Vince Russo created. So it's only fitting that I announce the main event.

What we're going to have at Lockdown is a Lethal Lockdown match. The Revelation on one side of the ring. And on the other side, it's going to be Samoa Joe, AJ Styles, Scott Steiner, and the TNA World Champion Mr. Anderson.

But just to make it interesting, the TNA World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line. What that means is that whoever wins the match for his team also walks out with the TNA Championship!

Sting breaks out into a big smile.

Mr. Russo, that's a great idea! At Lockdown, the TNA Championship returns to the Revelation and this time, we won't be giving it up without a fight.

The Revelation looks confident, save for Abyss. Anderson, Styles, and Steiner all glare at one another.

Tenay: Wow! We just learned that at Lockdown, it's The Revelation vs. Mr. Anderson, Scott Steiner, Samoa Joe, and AJ Styles, and that the TNA World Championship will be on the line!
West: Unbelievable, Mike.
Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be right back with our opening contest, the TNA Women's Tag Team Champions taking on ODB and Angelina Love!

*reads opening promo*

Y'know, just because you write for Russo doesn't mean you have to book like him, right?