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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Mar 30, 2012 21:24:09 GMT -5
It's the first FAWA Promo Thread, continued from here. Carry on... |
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Mar 30, 2012 23:19:32 GMT -5
I need an opponent for the PPV, since my last one was not a challenge. Turns out, when he can't come up from behind, he ain't shit.
Mark ass trick.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Mar 31, 2012 4:49:01 GMT -5
*Viva rolls over and nervously smacks the nurse button.*
Nurse, get me doc. I need to talk to doc.
I don't care what time it is. Get me the physician that is working this shift. NOW.
Okay, doc. You need to know something, and you need to know it right now.
I don't care what you say, man. I've got work Monday.
Look, I don't care if I'm not ready, you're going to release me Monday morning. I will not miss work for this.
End of discussion. You've got two days to do your best. Get the job done.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Mar 31, 2012 14:36:13 GMT -5
*There is no visual, only a blank, black screen. There is, however, sound*
You know, it's easy to fall into the trap of thinking that there's some kind of great battle going on between the forces of good and evil. You grow up on stories about that stuff.
Society conditions you to always think of certain people as "the good guys" and you believe it, because you don't know better.
Which is why people stick up for their country of origin no matter what that country and its leaders do. They've been brainwashed into believing that some people are always the good guys and can do no wrong.
Which is why wrestling fans think Chris Brown is the scum of the earth for beating up a woman once and not apologizing satisfactorily but still idolize Stone Cold Steve Austin, who beat up a woman at least three times and never apologized for anything. Because they've been brainwashed into believing that Austin can do no wrong.
Which is why Mike Tyson can get away with being Mike Tyson and get to play himself in both Hangovers, because while he might do wrong, he does it entertainingly.
You know what I think lately?
I don't think there's any such thing as "good".
I think every single so-called human being in existence is a piece of shit.
And maybe that's the right way to treat every single human being in existence from now on. Including the ones in what is now called the "Freakin' Awesome Wrestling Alliance."
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 3, 2012 22:57:37 GMT -5
It seems that the Boiler Room Brawler has put me in a bit of a connundrum. It seems that I have to face El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler before I get to the boss. Well Boiley.............I'll play your little game, but I shall warn you......I dont play nice.
You see, "El Hijo" in spanish means "son" and since "El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler" means that he is your son. Well, he may be a giant of a son (which also makes me want to know "Who's uterus did this giant come out of"), but there is a very old saying......"the bigger they are, the harder they fall". And your son will fall hard because I have a special suprise for him.........so I hope you will be watching because it will be something that as a "parent", you will never forget.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Apr 3, 2012 23:31:29 GMT -5
You gotta earn a shot at the uncrowned champion, Square. You lost to me, right in the middle of the ring, cause you're a mark ass trick.
Win some matches, if that is possible, and hit me up later. Until then, let my name taste like shit in your mouth. Bitch.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 4, 2012 12:59:58 GMT -5
*Marshall Wesley Coventry bursts through the automatic sliding doors of the hospital, with Nurse Mary Harper, other nurses, doctors, and police all chasing after him.*
YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! I'M GETTING BACK IN THE DAMN RING NEXT WEEK!!!!
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Apr 5, 2012 23:52:08 GMT -5
So...Master Fourchon has disappeared.... Dash it all! Every time I try to get into a decent kerfuffle with some jackanape they go and abscond with themselves!
Apparently the Dastardly Master of Bastardry is too much for them.....
Well, that leaves me with no opponent to practice my brand of torment on....and I was so hoping to try a bit of Retrophrenology on our Cajun compatriot.
So I guess we have a bit of an issue then....
But then...an Idea comes to me like a bolt from the Blue......or.... GREEN as it were......Emerald precisely......
*Gets a Grinch-like grin*
Why Mister Richlen....you've got to think.....
Vincent Van Agony has made your life a living hell.....taken your chances at Glory....your True Love.....and even mocked you.....now look at him.....He's broken in a chair......
You've got the superior numbers now Gus. You and that Coventry fellow.....imagine coming upon Vincent in a darkened corridor of Parts Unknown Arena.....
It's a big place.....plenty of stairs......
A body could fall down a stairwell very easily.....
And to think, nobody would blame you.......
Not the Incorruptible Gus Richlen........
He probably even deserves it.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 7, 2012 0:33:35 GMT -5
*It is night again.
Gus Richlen is holding Shaelin close to him as they both sit in the closet. His sword is in his right hand, as if he expects some terror to burst in and he would have to defend her against it.*
If he won't WILLINGLY face me on my turns, I guess I'll have to FORCE him to face me.
I beat Ryan Blood and anyone else he puts against me, and I'll have a clear path to the world chhampionship, and he can't ignore me then, especially when I win.
I'm gonna bring you back, Shaelin, no matter what I have to do.
*He holds her closer, tears beginning to fall from his eyes.*
I'm gonna bring you back. I want to see you happy again....
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Apr 7, 2012 1:44:03 GMT -5
*It is night again. Gus Richlen is holding Shaelin close to him as they both sit in the closet. His sword is in his right hand, as if he expects some terror to burst in and he would have to defend her against it.* If he won't WILLINGLY face me on my turns, I guess I'll have to FORCE him to face me.
I beat Ryan Blood and anyone else he puts against me, and I'll have a clear path to the world chhampionship, and he can't ignore me then, especially when I win.
I'm gonna bring you back, Shaelin, no matter what I have to do.*He holds her closer, tears beginning to fall from his eyes.* I'm gonna bring you back. I want to see you happy again....*We begin with a shot of Ryan Blood from the side as he finishes a set of tricep pulldowns in the gym, wearing a pair of warmup pants and a black tank top. He finishes the last one, wipes sweat off his brow, and turns to the camera* As you can see, I've recovered pretty nicely from my match with Castle. And I'm getting ready for my return to the ring, which is happening a little sooner than expected thanks to Commissioner Van Agony.
And I have something to tell you, Gus. You may have this whole new shtick with your mask and your sword and all that, but you aren't the only one who's changed. As far as I'm concerned, the Equalizers are dead and gone as a group.
You say you're gonna beat me? For Shaelin?*Ryan barks out a bitter laugh* I couldn't care less about Shaelin! I care so little about Shaelin that I forget why she was even fired in the first place. And listen up, my former comrade: you are not--NOT--going to use me as a stepping stone on your path to bringing her back here or getting revenge on Viva!
Because stepping stones get walked on, and anybody who tries to walk over me would be wiser to step into quicksand or molten lava!
I see things differently now, "Emerald Warrior", and I will elaborate on that when NiteRaw airs. For now, all I'm going to tell you is that I don't feel I owe you anything, including mercy. |
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 7, 2012 11:29:52 GMT -5
*In the darkness, Richlen stands on top of the roof, wearing his mask and chain vest and wielding his sword.*
This house is my home.
This home is my castle.
This castle is my fortress.
Over it, I will stand my guard, for the greatest treasure I have is inside it.
For her, it is the very least that I can do.
*He lets out a sigh.*
Blood, I'm not expecting you to understand how much pain I feel right now, or how much she suffers but doesn't let it show much. I'm not expecting you to understand how much it would mean to me to have her back in the company, by my side. I'm not expecting you to understand how badly I need to have her back. I'm not expecting you to understand how determined I am to make Viva pay for his transgressions.
But what I need you to understand is that I need to win this match. I need to be able to force Viva to face me on MY terms. I need to do whatever it takes to bring her back.
All I want is for her to be happy again. That's why it hurts me so much to have to see her like she is tonight. And I know why she suffers, and it fuels my rage.
Viva's judgment day will come. He cannot avoid it no matter what he says or does. But as for you, Ryan Blood, I don't see you as a stepping stone at all. I see you as an obstacle standing in the way of her healing and my revenge.
That's why I need so badly to win this match. All I want is for is this nightmare that we're trapped in to end. All I want is for things to come back to some semblance of normal for us.
*His voice cracks, and a teardrop falls from the bottom of the mask.*
All I want is my girl back....
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Apr 7, 2012 13:40:48 GMT -5
*In the darkness, Richlen stands on top of the roof, wearing his mask and chain vest and wielding his sword.* This house is my home.
This home is my castle.
This castle is my fortress.
Over it, I will stand my guard, for the greatest treasure I have is inside it.
For her, it is the very least that I can do.*He lets out a sigh.* Blood, I'm not expecting you to understand how much pain I feel right now, or how much she suffers but doesn't let it show much. I'm not expecting you to understand how much it would mean to me to have her back in the company, by my side. I'm not expecting you to understand how badly I need to have her back. I'm not expecting you to understand how determined I am to make Viva pay for his transgressions.
But what I need you to understand is that I need to win this match. I need to be able to force Viva to face me on MY terms. I need to do whatever it takes to bring her back.
All I want is for her to be happy again. That's why it hurts me so much to have to see her like she is tonight. And I know why she suffers, and it fuels my rage.
Viva's judgment day will come. He cannot avoid it no matter what he says or does. But as for you, Ryan Blood, I don't see you as a stepping stone at all. I see you as an obstacle standing in the way of her healing and my revenge.
That's why I need so badly to win this match. All I want is for is this nightmare that we're trapped in to end. All I want is for things to come back to some semblance of normal for us.*His voice cracks, and a teardrop falls from the bottom of the mask.* All I want is my girl back....
Did you ever see the sketch with the Wrap It Up Box?
I wish I had one of those to start playing you off in the middle of your little sobfest.
You talk too damn much. I friggin' hate it when one of my opponents tries to drag me into an argument that seems to go on for the same amount of time as a full NiteRaw. So I'm gonna stop talking now. I'll see you in the ring, and I hope I don't hear a single additional syllable of your voice up until our match. |
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Apr 7, 2012 17:37:42 GMT -5
*A FAWA Web Exclusive*
A crowd has gathered outside of the Parts Unknown Arena for what appears to be a video game convention of some type. The camera pans as many onlookers wave and give hoots and yell as the camera moves to a line up of people who are waiting to enter. A bit of commotion is heard then as the camera turns to see someone in a hoodie walking alongside the line giving people high fives and signing autographs as people hold up signs and papers. The cameraman moves to get a closer look to reveal Connor Mackenzie as he smiles and continues giving members of teh crowd high fives.
CM: Look everybody! Pose for the camera!
Connor pulls out an iPhone and stands with a group in the line who give peace signs, bullhorns and yell as Connor takes a picture, using his free hand to point at the crowd with him.
CM: This is going on my facebook later!
Connor grins as he addresses the camera.
CM: Surprised to see me? Well, you shouldn't be. It's the holiday weekend and I am getting to enjoy a bit of time here with the reason I do what I do.
He jogs along beside the line getting the crowd to yell and cheer as he holds up an arm and points at everyone as he passes them.
CM: The fans. And maybe enjoy some games. Because lets face it. This is the digital age. A man needs to live a little. But first, I have some things to say and I figured now was as good a time as any to say it.
Connor stops jogging, slapping a few more high fives before looking to the camera once again.
CM: Dupoe...congrats I guess are in order. You managed to get the one thing I felt would get me a shot at the heavyweight title. Maybe I was distracted by things with my match with Viva coming up. Or maybe it was the fact you had your posse decide to stick their noses into our business and lay out a ref. Who knows. But either way, you have my FAWA TV title and don't think for a second that I'm not wanting it back.
The crowd behind Connor cheers at his words and jump and wave behind him into the camera.
CM: Now to address a few other things. For starters, the current holder of the Freakin' Awesome title, one Vincent Van Agony. Viva, as much as I'm sure the paranoia is starting to run uncontrollably rampant for you right now, it wasn't me. If anything, me putting you out would have been the stupidest thing I could have done considering I had to wait an extra week thanks to you being injured. I hate waiting. It's a vice, I'll admit. I hate waiting for competition.
With you we've got a score that I've been wanting to settle. I beat both you and Dupoe in a three way dance for the number one contendership of the Championship of Honor. A title you beat me for months later and wound up turning it into the Freakin' Awesome title. So come Monday, you and I...to put it in the way of a being of whom I greatly admire and thank for having shown up last pay per view. One shall stand...one shall fall. And I don't fall easily. So Monday, you won't have to worry about someone coming up from above, or below, or below, I'm going to meet you head on. Face to face. Because that's who I am. A wrestler, maybe the purest one left in this company. I'm not going to beat you down with a chair. I'm not going to knock you out with a knuckleduster or a book, bat, sword, nerf football or anything else. I am just going to plain beat you Viva.
Connor holds up his hands, putting them into fists and back to normal again and again as the crowd goes quiet.
CM: All I need are my two hands...my two feet...just me. I'm going to be the one who brings meaning to the Freakin' Awesome in the Freakin' Awesome title Viva. Because a title of that namesake, that prestige deserves no less and I'm the one who can and will do it.
Connor lowers his hands and turns, starting to walk with a purpose towards the front of the line as people start to cheer and raise their hands.
CM: You said you weren't trying to bring a war to the FAWA back when you started Viva Inc. And maybe you didn't. But you won a battle. In Ryan Blood's own words the Equalizers are no more but even Viva Inc. took some casualties along the way. I guess my point is Viva. While you and your friends won a battle, I'm in this for the war. A war to bring honor and prestige to a company that is so chaotic right now that even a member of the management isn't safe from it. So in closing, you team up with The Platypus and Mr. "It's me, it's me and my b%$&! for a bastard son", your "friend" the heavyweight champ and the other psycho you have in Viva Inc. My team...my army...
Connor hops up onto a railing that is separating lines for the convention, looking at the camera as it zooms out to show all of the goers as they begin a "Con-nor" cheer.
CM: Is right behind me. So Monday Viva...
Connor looks back, holding his hands out wide as the crowd shouts in unison with raised fists.
LET'S DO THIS!
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 7, 2012 21:22:50 GMT -5
*In the darkness, we see a closeup of Richlen's painted face. As his voice is heard over the video, the camera slowly pans out:*
Softer still grows the night
With wings still calming, yet so treacherous
Bringing sleep to most it touches.
Yet the darkness for me finds no rest,
Giving rise to the loyal in me
And strengthening me to war.
I fight no more for childish ideals,
The petty nobility of a cause.
The things I fight for are my own,
A truth that to her only I reveal,
A goal that I alone strive to obtain.
This is my fight, my battle, my conflict,
My victory alone to win for her,
For she cannot fight for herself.
Her pain gives rise to an evil within me,
Something I had struggled so long to control,
Something for which I never found the remedy.
It is for her I utter my cry,
For her will I not remain silent,
Until the sentence has been carried out in full.
This is truth, and my evil heeds it,
And is nourished by the anger it breeds.
It and I are one in our knowledge,
Yet we seek her cure above all.
For her will I fight, for her will I triumph,
And for her will I spare no sacrifice.
*The scene ends showing Richlen holding a still emotionless Shaelin Marie O'Hara in his arms.*
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Apr 7, 2012 21:42:45 GMT -5
Greetings and Felicitations dear FAWA Galaxy! I am "Lord" Brian Alexander......the Dastardly Master of Bastardry. There are some that may see me as a "bad" person....
Let me assure you kind folks, those people are absolutely right.I'm a foul loathsome wretch of a human being that would sooner spit on a hobo as give him the time of day. I'm inhuman, arrogant and precisely the WORST that humanity has to offer....and yet...I'm also RIGHT.
I'll lie to your face if I want to, and there's no one you can trust more than someone you know you can't trust....because at least with them you know they're lying....so you can trust them to be untrustworthy.... n'est pas?
The truth is...or maybe it's not....I'm simply a better class of humanity. Unencumbered by the thought that I'm somehow morally superior, I'm IMMORALLY superior dear viewers, I encourage you to do whatever you feel like.....go up to your boss and spit in his face! What's the worst he can do, fire you? You hated that job anyway! And you've no need for money.......TAKE what you want! YOU DESERVE IT! The bigwigs have enough, it's time that the little people took what they deserved!
And you bigwigs! Those miserable peons don't deserve anything! You worked and earned your share.....and then some! They're too stupid to RUN this company....only your genius and vision could right this ship.....hell, they're lowly drones! Not men and women of vision and drive! If they were.....THEY'D BE MAKING THE BIG MONEY! Work them to death if you want....they're just cogs!Oil your machine with the blood of the worker! And while your at it...give yourself another raise.....YOU DESERVE IT!
And to dearest Jeremy DuPoe......Jer Bear.....I'm having my grand coming out party at NiteRaw, I shan't have you spoiling it! I'm walking out of there the with the TV title 'round my waist, and just remember this.... I broke the arm of my on brother.....someone with which I share blood....
Imagine the pain I'll inflict on you......
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Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Apr 7, 2012 22:09:02 GMT -5
*Dupoe is in what appears to be a slaughterhouse he has the title wrapped around a blood stained butcher apron*
Oh s*** uh come in come in mind the smell, dead animals...and a few dead people will start to smell after awhile hee heeeee, BA you claim to be evil but you dont know the first thing of evil, sure you have dabbled in devious activity but evil isnt the word I would describe your actions, if anything I would go with mischeivious bordering on mean, no evil is stabbing a group of slaughterhouse employees,stealing one of their aprons, gathering their blood in to a bucket tying up the last one and drowning him in said bucket of blood because they tried to stop you from taking a sacrifical goat so it can be killed to appease a lovecraftian horror that avatars for the high prist of chaos now that is evil...luckily if there was ANYTHING I learned from being in a stable that includes Voukon and Punisher its how to hide bodies
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Apr 7, 2012 22:23:05 GMT -5
*Dupoe is in what appears to be a slaughterhouse he has the title wrapped around a blood stained butcher apron* Oh s*** uh come in come in mind the smell, dead animals...and a few dead people will start to smell after awhile hee heeeee, BA you claim to be evil but you dont know the first thing of evil, sure you have dabbled in devious activity but evil isnt the word I would describe your actions, if anything I would go with mischeivious bordering on mean, no evil is stabbing a group of slaughterhouse employees,stealing one of their aprons, gathering their blood in to a bucket tying up the last one and drowning him in said bucket of blood because they tried to stop you from taking a sacrifical goat so it can be killed to appease a lovecraftian horror that avatars for the high prist of chaos now that is evil...luckily if there was ANYTHING I learned from being in a stable that includes Voukon and Punisher its how to hide bodies
So EVIL is simply mindless slaughter? Or serving some ancient one?
I used to think like that.......but then I evolved Jeremy. Gutting those poor saps like so much mackerel is indeed an evil act, no doubt....but it's a FINITE one. The act is over as soon as the poor bastard exsanguinates. No I believe in rippling evil......with the least amount of effort on my part. Little things like.....Painting curbs red, or Talking on my phone at the theater.....something that seems innocuous, but INSPIRES evil in others. I don't have to DO anything evil...they do it themselves! All I do is all i've ever done.....I plant the seed, nurture it, and what I've sown sprouts.
Jeremy, you talk of serving your dark master and disemboweling people.....but your evil is self-limiting....and worst of all, tiresome. Think outside the killbox, there are millions of ways to kill people by degrees rather than one masterstroke! I dare say my .....what was it you called it...."meanness" has hastened the demise of hundreds.....who's further foul actions have spread the evil beyond my reach. My single act of "deviousness" could corrupt the world.
When all you've done is spare the poor souls you've mutilated from taking part....You're practically a saint for protecting them from me. |
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Don Corleone
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Apr 7, 2012 23:41:06 GMT -5
*Dupoe is in what appears to be a slaughterhouse he has the title wrapped around a blood stained butcher apron* Oh s*** uh come in come in mind the smell, dead animals...and a few dead people will start to smell after awhile hee heeeee, BA you claim to be evil but you dont know the first thing of evil, sure you have dabbled in devious activity but evil isnt the word I would describe your actions, if anything I would go with mischeivious bordering on mean, no evil is stabbing a group of slaughterhouse employees,stealing one of their aprons, gathering their blood in to a bucket tying up the last one and drowning him in said bucket of blood because they tried to stop you from taking a sacrifical goat so it can be killed to appease a lovecraftian horror that avatars for the high prist of chaos now that is evil...luckily if there was ANYTHING I learned from being in a stable that includes Voukon and Punisher its how to hide bodies
So EVIL is simply mindless slaughter? Or serving some ancient one?
I used to think like that.......but then I evolved Jeremy. Gutting those poor saps like so much mackerel is indeed an evil act, no doubt....but it's a FINITE one. The act is over as soon as the poor bastard exsanguinates. No I believe in rippling evil......with the least amount of effort on my part. Little things like.....Painting curbs red, or Talking on my phone at the theater.....something that seems innocuous, but INSPIRES evil in others. I don't have to DO anything evil...they do it themselves! All I do is all i've ever done.....I plant the seed, nurture it, and what I've sown sprouts.
Jeremy, you talk of serving your dark master and disemboweling people.....but your evil is self-limiting....and worst of all, tiresome. Think outside the killbox, there are millions of ways to kill people by degrees rather than one masterstroke! I dare say my .....what was it you called it...."meanness" has hastened the demise of hundreds.....who's further foul actions have spread the evil beyond my reach. My single act of "deviousness" could corrupt the world.
When all you've done is spare the poor souls you've mutilated from taking part....You're practically a saint for protecting them from me. |
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Apr 8, 2012 1:55:38 GMT -5
Patience really is a virtue, my employees...
When I first got stock options from D-Day Dave, I knew where the power really was and I knew then more stocks meant more power. Two years later, with a little bit of patience, I am the company now.
But with great power comes great responsibility, and now that I am the FAWA, I have to run it with the bigger picture in mind.
I remember when Aaron Enigma outed me. Everyone was at my throat. The Equalizers and Viva, Inc had a single uniting cause and that cause was me, BRB.
But now, they're gone and still work for me. They failed and fell into line like I knew they would if I simply did nothing. They all still work for me and I sign their checks if they know what's good for them.
That brings me to Jonathan Michaels. You seem angry and frustrated. Maybe I manipulated you, okay. But I said it before and I'll say it again: the anonymity protected my company until your fellow Equalizer, Aaron Enigma, opened the Pandora's box by revealing me as the Majority Shareholder.
So what is with this crap you and Sarah are pulling on me? Nintendo has been a proud sponsor of my company for years, and now it has a problem with its policies?
I think I was right to break things off from the Boiler Plaza after all. And you know what, JoNo? Buddy? Pal? I now question how valuable you really are to my company. How much do I really want you around any more? You won the Battle Bowl two years ago and couldn't close the deal against Damn Right Jackson at Gookermania III. Last year, you cashed in a Money in the Bank or Botch title shot and couldn't beat Whitey Fats at Gookermania IV.
You main evented my company's biggest show two years in a row and you blew it both times. Why do I keep you around?
JoNo, I'm laying down the law like I used to lay pipe: if you lose to Frank Castle at Wheel of Misfortune, I will personally fire you in front of the FAWA Galaxy.
So you better start training for that match. You never know what the wheel will spin that night. Just don't come in "Gookermania mode."
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The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 8, 2012 2:13:30 GMT -5
Meanwhile, in Japan, Sara is in bed, on her iPad, and sees BRB's announcement.
Johnny, you need to come see this...
Jonathan exits Sara's bathroom in a towel.
What's up?
Sara hands him the iPad.
Okay, That's how we're doing it, huh?
How soon can the jet be ready?
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