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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 5, 2012 21:16:05 GMT -5
[glow=RED,2,300]Where the Big Kids Still Play[/glow] [glow=black,2,300]Thread 48[/glow]Established August 20, 2008 ____________________________________________________ Coming the Week of 07/29/12 [glow=gold,2,300]BATTLE BOWL[/glow][glow=silver,2,300]Freakin' Awesome Championship[/glow] Ghost Ant versus Seth Drakin[glow=silver,2,300]Interforums Championship[/glow] Lord Brian Alexander versus "The Head Detective" Aaron Enigma versus Square[glow=gold,2,300]BATTLE BOWL[/glow] Gus Richlen versus Jonathan Michaels versus Lord Brian Alexander versus Marshall Wesley Coventry versus versus versus James Troy versus Bull Ant versus Seth Drakin versus Boiler Room Brawler[glow=Gold,2,300]World Heavyweight Championship[/glow] versus Ryan Blood____________________________________________________ Supercard ScheduleWeek of 02/05: Lord of the Ring - (King of Wrestlecrap Tourney matches each NITERAW; Winner Faces World Champ)Week of 03/18: The Animated Pay Per View (Cartoon version of the fed)Week of 04/29: Wheel of Misfortune (all matches Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal; members submit match stipulations)Week of 06/17: Summerfest (Summer PPV; Money in the Bank or Botch Title Shot Matches)Week of 07/29: Battle Bowl (10-Man Battle Royal - winner faces World Champ at Gookermania)Week of 09/23: Gookermania V (our Wrestlemania-like show)Week of 10/28: Night of the Wrestling Zombies (Halloween Show; "Trick or Treat" Match Stipulations; Chamber of Horrors main event)Week of 12/23: WrestlecrApocalypse (our tribute to Mayan Apocalypse)____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ [glow=red,2,300]Face Roster[/glow]Bull AntGhost AntRyan BergmanJack Cain“The Head Detective” Aaron Enigma"Hollywood's Own" Michael Hayden“The Digital Dragon” Connor MackenzieJonathan Michaels“The Emerald Warrior” Gus RichlenJames "The Experience" Troy[glow=red,2,300]Heel Roster[/glow]"Lord" Brian AlexanderJake and Jesse Badd – the Badd Brothers (managed by The Sam) Ryan Blood (The Fallen) Boiler Room BrawlerMarshall Wesley CoventrySeth Drakin (The Fallen) Mad Pirate MulliganMario Nett (controlled by Jeremy Dupoe) Loading RulesSquare (The Fallen) The Smokin' VokounThe Great Warrior (managed by The Sam) [glow=red,2,300]Enhancement Talent[/glow]Artie! The Strongest Man... In the World! (Face) Mayor Great BotchSuke (Face) Paul Rigsby (Heel) Jack “The Snack” Rogers (Heel) Steve Rollins (Face) Barry Toledo (Heel) Sammy Twister (Face) Rob "Da Bomb" Wright (Face) [glow=red,2,300]Managers/Valets/Other[/glow]Rose Blaque (Brian Alexander's Doormat) Bruno the Wonder Dog (Caleb Fourchon's Seeing Eye Dog) Jackson Carter (BRB's Personal Enforcer) Lou Thesz IIIThe Sam (Heel; FAWA Corporate) Sara Nakatomi (Jonathan Michaels' girlfriend) Ophelia Shadowgail (Jeremy Dupoe/Disturbance's Girlfriend) [glow=red,2,300]Staff[/glow]CEO - "The Envoy of Chaos" Jeremy DupoeAnnounce Team - "Gorilla" Tim Hoss and Jesse King (see below) Ring Announcer- Michael Muffer Host of This Week in FAWA History- Michael Gettenpill Interviewers- Fred G. Neric and Jerry Fish Referees- Will Alphonzo, Lloyd McFloyd, “Spud” Verne Johnson, John Creed, Jake Kwon ____________________________________________________ [glow=gold,2,300]World Heavyweight Champion: "The Blood Knight" Ryan Blood[/glow][glow=RED,2,300]History[/glow]
[glow=silver,2,300]Inter-Forums Champion: Square[/glow][glow=RED,2,300]History[/glow]
[glow=Silver,2,300]Freakin' Awesome Champion: Seth Drakin[/glow][glow=RED,2,300]History[/glow]
[glow=orange,2,300]Television Champion: "Hollywood's Own" Michael Hayden[/glow][glow=RED,2,300]History[/glow]
[glow=RED,2,300]Retired Titles and Histories[/glow][glow=Red,2,300]Hardcore Championship History[/glow][glow=blue,2,300]Championship of Honor History[/glow][glow=white,2,300]Tag Team Championship History[/glow][glow=orange,2,300]Heatz!!1 Championship History[/glow][/size] [glow=gold,2,300]2012 LORD OF THE RING: Ryan Blood[/glow][glow=RED,2,300]History[/glow][glow=gold,2,300]2011 BATTLE BOWL WINNER: Seth Drakin[/glow][glow=RED,2,300]History[/glow][glow=gold,2,300]2012 MONEY IN THE BANK OR BOTCH WINNERS[/glow]World Title Shot - "The Emerald Warrior" Gus Richlen Interforums Title Shot - Square (Cashes in on Aaron Enigma) Freakin' Awesome Title Shot - The Smokin' Vokoun Pink Slip - "Damn Right" Jackson, Evil M & James "The Experience" Troy, and "the Envoy of Chaos" Jeremy Dupoe [glow=RED,2,300]History[/glow][/center] ____________________________________________________ [glow=red,2,300]MEMBERSHIP[/glow]WE ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS TO JOIN THE FAWA. JUST SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO BOILER ROOM BRAWLER AND LET HIM KNOW YOU WANT TO JOIN. {Spoiler}You may be a wrestler or a manager/valet for other wrestlers.
You may have more than one character whether a separate wrestler, a tag partner, a manager/valet, or other.
Members must promo/role play every week, whether in the promo thread (see above for link) or as submissions to Boiler Room Brawler for Niteraw/Supercard Shows.
You will not be booked for subsequent shows if you fail to do both. If you do neither for a month then you will be taken off the Roster.
BRB wants every new or returning member to submit the following material in order to be added to the roster: 1. A promo, video package, skit, etc that builds up to their debut or return.
2. A squash match to mark their character's debut or return.
Any new or returning member who does this will be booked in future shows and added to the roster.
____________________________________________________ [glow=red,2,300]SHOWS[/glow] {Spoiler}NITERAW is the weekly FAWA Show except for Supercard shows (see the schedule below)
BRB posts the cards after every NITERAW and then PMs the card to every roster member so they can vote for who they want to win in every match.
Match cards reflect the more significant matches for the week, but you are free to write squash matches with Non-Player Wrestlers (see roster below), bonus exhibition bouts with fellow FAWA Members (but work it out with them first), skits, promos, etc. ____________________________________________________ [glow=red,2,300]VOTING[/glow] {Spoiler}When voting, rate all contestants within a match on a scale from 1 (worst) to 10 (best) based on your opinion on the quality of their promos, gimmick, participation, role within an angle, etc.
Tag Teams count as a single contestant unless they are in an elimination tag match.
BRB counts the votes - the contestant with the most points in a match wins. Ties will result in a draw, double count out, double disqualification, no contest, etc - it's up to the match writer.
Match results only determine the winner of a match. They shall not reflect how the match is written. ____________________________________________________ [glow=red,2,300]WRITING[/glow] {Spoiler}ALL SUBMISSIONS ARE TO BE SENT TO BOILER ROOM BRAWLER.
USE PROPER GRAMMAR, SPELLING, AND SYNTAX IN EVERY MATCH AND PROMO YOU SEND TO BOILER ROOM BRAWLER.
BOOKEND ALL NONVERBAL ACTIONS WITH ASTERISKS, NO MATTER IF YOU WRITE A MATCH OR A PROMO. Example: *Brian Alexander stands Connor Mackenzie up and Irish whips him to the corner.*
WRAP ALL "TAPED SEGMENTS" - VIDEO PACKAGES, BACKSTAGE SEGMENTS, ETC - IN QUOTE TAGS TO DIFFERENTIATE THEM FROM IN-RING ACTION. Example:
USE SIZE 3 FONT FOR ANY CHARACTER SPEAKING ON THE MICROPHONE IN THE PARTS UNKNOWN ARENA BUT NOT ON COMMENTARY. Example: MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall...
USE SIZE 1 FONT FOR ANY CHARACTER SPEAKING OFF MIC IN THE PARTS UNKNOWN ARENA. Example: The Punisher: Nighty-night. JK: Punisher with the Endgame. That'll ruin his opponent's night.
Matches - Promos are the bread and butter of the FAWA, but the matches are the meat and potatoes, and the FAWA can always use more cooks.
When Boiler Room Brawler sends out a match card, you may claim any match for yourself to write and turn in by the deadline. You may write unofficially booked matches if you have express permission from other participants. You and other participants must agree to the finish on your own because it won't be on the card to be voted on. You may write squash matches featuring FAWA Enhancement Talent. The finish is predetermined in your favor, unless you want a jobber to beat you - whatever floats your boat. You do not need to be directly involved in a match that you claim, but be courteous if someone who is directly involved wants to write it themself.
Commentary - Commentary is good for clarifying the finer details of a match or promo, as well as highlighting individual events for emphasis.
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss and Jesse King are the FAWA announce team.
Gorilla Tim Hoss is a hybrid of Gorilla Monsoon and Jim Ross, and thus is the play-by-play man who often sides with faces. His lines should be preceded by "TH: " and use the font color "ff9933." - Example: TH: Bah gawd! This crowd's going bananas!
Jesse King is a hybrid of Jesse "The Body" Ventura and Jerry "The King" Lawler, and thus is the color commentator who often sides with heels. Jesse King's lines should be preceded by "JK: " and use the font color "99ff66." - Example: JK: I gotta tell you, TH; this "Punisher" Frank Castle is my kind of guy.
Michael Muffer is the FAWA's ring announcer. He uses the font color "ffff66" and the abbreviation "MM: ." - Example: MM: Making his way to the ring from Hayward, California... Weighing 200lbs... Vincent! Van... Agony!
EVERY MATCH SHOULD HAVE THIS MINIMUM COMMENTARY: 1. Before every match, Tim Hoss and Jesse King briefly introduce the match and any background detail it may have. Different matches will have different levels of this than others. 2. Every match proper starts with Michael Muffer introducing each contestant as they enter the ring. He mentions their hometown and weight. 3. At the end of every match proper, Michael Muffer announces the winner and the manner of the victory. 4. After every match, Tim Hoss and Jesse King make conclusive remarks about the match before moving onto the next one.
PROOFREAD ALL MATCHES AND PROMOS BEFORE YOU SEND THEM TO BOILER ROOM BRAWLER: - Is the text grammatically correct? - Does the text have any spelling errors? - Does your text conform to the writing standards? - Are the events of the match or promo clearly depicted? - Can you trim down any text? Any purple prose? - Does your match have psychology? Is it a spotfest? Is your match believable? - Are the actions of all contestants in character? - Does your promo have a point? Does it build up to any matches? Also, an essay about e-fed match writing that should come in handy.Hey, guess what? BRB's giving out points for writing material for NITERAW and all supercard shows? Points for what? Points for Title Shots, that's what! Every week, points are rewarded for writing and submitting the following: Write Booked Match - 2 points Write Booked Match Commentary - 1 point Write Promo, Package, Vignette, Sketch, or Squash match - 1 point Writing multiple things for the show - +1 point (one time bonus each week; not cumulative) TV Title Shot - 15 points Freakin' Awesome or Interforums Title Shot - 30 points World Title Shot - 60 points CURRENT POINTS EARNED:Aaron Enigma - 10 Bergman Boiler Room Brawler - 11 Bull Ant Connor MacKenzie - 1 Doc Sivana - 1 DR Jackson - 5 Evil M - 2 Ghost Ant - 4 Gus Richlen - 1 Jeremy Dupoe - 3 Jonathan Michaels - 3 Knailsic - 3 Mister Socko's Brother - 7 The Punisher - 6 The Sam - 1 Seth Drakin Smokin' Vokoun Spiked Mohican Square - 5
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 5, 2012 21:16:25 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] The Sam: Welcome FAWA Galaxy to another exciting episode of Niteraw! I’m your General Manager, The Sam, and with me as always in the announce booth is your Freakin’ Awesome Champion: Commissioner Vincent Van Agony!Viva: It’s great to be here in the announce booth as always, The Sam. Summerfest is right around the corner, and while it’s a shame we’re getting canned from our announcing duties, this shiny Freakin’ Awesome Title belt will stay around my waist. The Sam: Let’s hope so. Up first, we have the boss, the FAWA Majority Shareholder, Boiler Room Brawler, with another exciting edition of The Boiler Room… [glow=red,2,300]The Boiler Room[/glow] *Parts Unknown Security comes out and lines the ramp…* MM: Ladies and gentlemen: please rise for your FAWA Majority Shareholder: Boiler Room Brawler!*Another Body Murdered – Faith No More/Boo Yaa Tribe* *Boiler Room Brawler rolls down the ramp on his Segway with El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler following him along the way…* The Sam: Last week Boiler Room Brawler agreed to the terms of Sarah Nakatomi-Michaels and Jonathan Michaels’s contract – the very one that will remove us from our commentary positions and more – but one thing he refused to sign off on was the reinstatement of Jonathan Michaels. Viva: I gotta give him credit for stepping into the ring at Summerfest. That “I Quit” Match has probably been a long time coming. *BRB dismounts his Segway and enters the ring with EHdBRB, microphone in hand…* BRB: Welcome FAWA Galaxy to the Boiler Room; Where all the hottest angles and the hottest FAWA stars only get hotter.
I’m your host, your Majority Shareholder, Boiler. Room. Brawler. With me as always is my in-ring representative: the 6’12”, 400lb, South Border Behemoth, El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler!
Summerfest is right around the corner, and my company is hotter than ever as we have not one, not two, but three – count ‘em three – Money in the Bank or Botch matches, as the World Title Shot, the Interforums Title Shot, and the Freakin’ Awesome Title Shot are all put on the line.
Next week we’re doing something different. Next week, it’s going to be a battle royal as The Great Warrior, Mario Nett, Marshall Wesley Coventry, James Troy, and Damn! Right! Jackson! Battle to qualify for the final Interforums and World title shot match slots.
But I’m going to raise the stakes, I’m going to turn up the heat for this match. When we get down to the last two men, they do not throw each other over the top rope – no, that’s too easy it’s going to be pinfall, submission, or knockout – no disqualifications, falls count everywhere. The grand prize will be a slot in the World Title Shot Ladder Match, and the runner up will be in the Interforums Title Shot on a Pole Match.
It’s a big fight, so fight big next week right here on Niteraw! It’s one last chance at qualifying for these highly sought after title shots. One last chance to battle under the sun for a turkey that contains an any time, any where title shot contract… or a pink slip. Three title shots, three pink slips, one last chance.
I’m so proud of my work in taking an active role as your FAWA Majority Shareholder, but we all know that all good things come to an end. I know the FAWA Galaxy doesn’t want to see me, BRB, go back to the shadows and just collect the checks. They like the action, the chaos, and the excitement I brought to their favorite wrestling company – my wrestling company – the Freakin’ Awesome Wrestling Alliance.
But after Summerfest, I will sign that contract – more on that in minute – and I will no longer directly oversee the day-to-day operations of my company. My hand has been forced and a deal is a deal. And who does the FAWA Galaxy have to blame?
None other than its former, so-called “hero”: Jonathan Michaels. A choke artist, a sore loser, and an ingrate. I was there to stop Hideo Nakatomi from forcing sweet Sarah Nakatomi to marry Evil M, and this is how they repay me, BRB?
They want to reverse all of the fresh, exciting changes that I brought to this company. They want to take this FAWA and give you the old days. They want to give you Zombie WWCF. They want to drag you back into the dark ages, and I’m the only man standing in the way.
At Summerfest, I will avenge myself. I will avenge the FAWA Galaxy. Jonathan Michaels will not get his job back. He will stay out of my company as long as I am still in charge, and he will seal his own fate with two words: “I… Quit…”
Seeing the end makes me sentimental though. It makes me think of the last time Jonathan Michaels fought for something. Over two years ago, he fought for the fate of the Hardcore Title. It’s interesting, this match. I was Special Guest Referee of that match. I was there to oversee the ultimate fate of the Hardcore Title.
And who was his opponent? None other than Seth Drakin. Seth Drakin, former CEO of my company, now wants to destroy it from the outside like a spurned lover. They say that desperate times call for desperate measures though, and I’m a business man with a business plan.
Seth Drakin, I’m calling you out here to talk turkey. Not Money in the Bank or Botch turkeys though, but FAWA Turkey. Come on out here and talk to me, face to face, man to man, because I have a proposition for you…The Sam: What? Viva: Can’t say I saw that one coming. Has BRB lost it? *The FANTron has some static which is followed by "Hero" by Pop Evil playing as Seth Drakin comes out in a the same black shirt with the Superman S X'ed out and jeans. He is wearing glasses and he has a blacked wrench (the same wrench that used to be BRB's) with him. He looks at security who seems to be letting him pass as Seth enters the ring* The Sam: He has gone mad. He’s about to almost- no – he is literally reasoning with madness now! Viva: I wanna hear what this is about first. Drakin: This seems to be an interesting development as you have actually allowed me to come in this ring so you can "talk turkey" as you would say, knowing full well that my objectives are still the same in that I want to burn this whole FAWA place to the ground.
Now that would lead me to assume this is a trap so I hope you don't mind that I brought a little Equalizer with me that should help me for the time it takes for my other two allies, Ryan Blood and Square, to get down here and assist me. In fact, I believe you know this Equalizer very well. BRB: Trap? Why would you assume that? Aaron Enigma faked his own death. JoNo signed the contract that sealed his fate. I]/i] was caught in a trap – a trap where I’m taking the heat from someone else’s negligence while in charge of my company. That man is gone now, and now I run the show. I run the show, JoNo refuses to move on as he signed, and now I am being forced to restaff my company.
He wants back into my company and I’m taking a stand. My company doesn’t need someone with such selfish tendencies. He has revealed himself to be a poison unto my company and I’m going to prove it at Summerfest in the only way I know how.
Seth, you were once in an “I Quit” Match with Jonathan Michaels. You were trying to end the Hardcore Title’s existence. I was there, Uncle Seth. I was the Special Guest Referee for that match. I think you can see where this is going… Drakin: Hm… Special Guest Refereeing your little “I Quit” Match with Jonathan Michaels. I like the significance of this little change to a match that the three of us were part of years ago, but I hope you don't mind that I still don't trust you as you see, the last time I trusted anyone 100% thinking that there would be no devious means, I ended up handcuffed and bloodied while my wife was beaten to the point of being temporarily mute.
So I'm going to have to see more obligation on your end to trust you with this position of Special Guest Referee… Like say, a FAWA contract that makes me allowed to be part of the roster again. While I do enjoy outsmarting your security every chance I get, it does seem to be quite a bother for both of us so I think Seth Drakin being officially once again part of the FAWA roster would go a long way towards me accepting this position of special guest referee for your I Quit Match. BRB: An FAWA Contract you say? *BRB pulls out a contract from beneath his suit jacket…* BRB: I knew you would ask! And I knew I would have to do this, because only official FAWA employees may officiate matches in my company’s squared circle. You know where to sign…*Seth looks over the contract as he is handed a pen…* Drakin: Hm… no special clauses that could screw me over like past contracts... Complete immunity from fines or suspensions caused by my actions towards a person on the roster. I understand if I fail a drug test that you would have no choice but to give me the consequences… Understandable. Oooh… if I am attacked by an individual, I waive my right to sue… very smart one there, I like that.
I think I should let you know one thing before I sign this contract just in case you want to back out. If I do sign this and become the special guest referee… I will have the chance to choose what outcome in this match between you and Jonathan serves my desire to destroy this place best. BRB: I’m counting on it! You want to destroy my company? Then let’s find out who better furthers your plans: Jonathan Michaels, or me, BRB! You get inside my company, and I still collect the paychecks no matter who says “I Quit,” and you now have the chance to face Ryan Bergman at Gookermania V! It’s a win-win situation. Drakin: Well, then that sounds like the ultimate level of trust on your end so..... *Seth Drakin signs the contract and hands it back to BRB.* Drakin: You have yourself a deal.*"Hero" plays as Seth Drakin leaves and is let through by security.* BRB: You heard it all right here, FAWA Galaxy! Welcome to the newest member of the roster: Seth Drakin! And at Summerfest, Jonathan Michaels, you better be careful who Seth Drakin picks, and you better hope it isn’t me, BRB, who says “I Quit!” And that’s all for the Boiler Room this week, where the hottest FAWA stars and angles only get hotter. I’m your host, your Majority Shareholder, and the FAWA: Boiler! Room! Brawler! *Another Body Murdered – Faith No More/Boo Yaa Tribe* *BRB leaves the ring and hops onto his Segway. He rolls away past Parts Unknown Security with El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler behind him…* The Sam: I can’t believe BRB just did that! Viva: Man, who better than BRB to go down in flames so spectacularly? The Sam: He’s going to play the fiddle while Rome burns after Summerfest, isn’t he? Viva: He said again and again that he likes the chaos in this company; Seth Drakin brings it in spades. Let’s go to commercial, and when we get back, it’s time for another Money in the Bank or Botch qualifying match as Mister Potato takes on the General of the Monkey Army for a spot in the Interforums Title Shot on a Pole Match at Summerfest. Stay tuned…
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 5, 2012 21:17:21 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] The Sam: Welcome back, FAWA Galaxy. Up next is a match featuring perhaps the most controversial man in the FAWA Today..Viva: So? Both Mike Tyson and Muhammed Ali were highly controversial during their days and both men are two all time great athletes. .MM: The following singles match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing from the land of rising sun, weighing in at two hundred and ninety pounds, MISTTTEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR POOOOOTTTTTAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOO* King Of The Hill floods the Arena , As Mr.Potato walks out from behind the curtain with Martin Adams in front of him. Potato has a stern look on his face as he refuses to shake hands with the fans lining the alleyway. He quickly makes his way to the ring and into his corner where Martin Adams gives him a sip of water and places a Japanese Flag mouth piece in the mouth of his number one Client. Adams rolls out of the ring and takes a seat next to Viva and Sam as usual.* The Sam: You know it's been a long time since we've last seen Mr.Potato. One has to wonder if his head is completely in the game hereMartin Adams: Can you blame him though , Sam? The last time he was in the ring , he had the TV Title stolen from him by that rat Michael Hayden..The Sam: I'd have you know that many people disagree with that assessment of the situation , Mr.Adams.Martin Adams: And lots of people ate play-dough as children. Your point? *The General Of The Monkey army casually makes his way down to the ring while a smattering of cheers is heard for him.* Martin Adams: Oh look a fat guy.. The Sam: That's actually The General , a multiple champion in this company.* The bell rings and The Japanese Mastodon immediatetlly cuts off the ring and begins to pepper The General with rights and lefts. The General turtles up and tries to cut Mr.Potato with a stinging leg kick that forces him back. The General Of The Monkey army follows up with a clothesline that sends Potato crashing to the mat.* The Sam: Hmm , The General taking it to Mr.Potato, surprisingly..*Mr.Potato quickly rises to his feet once more as The General Of The Monkey grabs his arm and sends him into the Ropes. The Japanese Mastodon responds with a vicious kick to a bent over General on the rebound. Potato then proceeds to quickly float over onto General's behind and slams him down with a violent half nelson suplex that leaves the general in a heap.* Martin Adams: And Here it comes! *Potato waits in the corner , eagerly anticipating The General To Rise His feet. When The General is in the perfect position , The Mastodon rushes forward and quickly takes The General Of The Monkey Army down with a beautiful shining triangle. Potato crushes The General's windpipe between his legs causing the General to black out after a few moments.John Creed rushes in and desperately tries to pull The General free from Mr.Potato's grasp as he continues to choke the already unconscious man. After a few frantic moments John Creed and Martin Adams managed to free the General from Mr.Potato's deadly grasp.* The Sam: And another Despicable act by Mr.Potato. here tonight as he refuses to let go of a submission even after he was awarded the win.Viva: What are you talking about , Sam? This is all Hayden's fault. If he hadn't stolen Mr.Potato's belt , he wouldn't be as unhinged as he is now.*Sleep Now in the Fire plays as Aaron Enigma comes to the ring, passing by Mister Potato and Martin Adams as paramedics move the General of the Monkey Army out of the ring. The crowd screams loudly for him as he displays his Inter-Forum title on his waist.* Sam: And now it looks like we're going to yet again hear some "words of wisdom" from Aaron Enigma. You and Aaron won the match last week, Viva. What do you think he's here tonight for?Viva: I couldn't tell you Sam. I don't really want to waste my time trying to figure out what goes through that man's head.*Aaron grabs a mic and waits for the crowd to quiet down.* Aaron: Now THAT was a warm welcome if I ever heard one. This is exactly why all you fans in the FAWA Galaxy are the best in the world!
Now I'm sure you are all wondering why I am out here. I'm not scheduled to compete tonight, but in a few weeks I take on Bull Ant at Summerfest, with my Inter-Forum title on the line! Now last week, I teamed up with Viva to face the team of Bull Ant and Ghost Ant. It was a great match and in the end it was Viva and I who were victorious. However, near the end of the match Viva decided to get a head start on his match with Ghost Ant and viciously attacked him. Now I'm not going to go down this road with Viva because even if I don't agree with his views and values in life, I still respect him for the great competitor he is.
I'm more out here to talk directly to you, Bull Ant. At Summerfest, it is I with the target on my back yet again. Now I've held this title since last November if you don't count the debacle with our esteemed shareholder. I won the title back though, and continued my glorious reign as Inter-Forum champion. You are the next challenger, and I will show you exactly why I am the Inter-Forum champion. You had better be prepared for that.
I'm really out here to ask your opinion on something. I'm sure some people like Smokey will disagree, but I feel like I've been a rather honorable champion have I not? I haven't backed down from a challenge, and I've fought within the match rules except of course for one match with Smokey, where he attacked first and I was just repaying the favor.
So I'm out here to ask if you would agree to a little stipulation. Now I don't believe you were a part of FAWA when Viva united two championships to make the Freaking Awesome Championship. Those two titles were the Hardcore title and the Championship of Honor. Now for a comparison, Smokey is to the Hardcore title, as I am to the Championship of Honor. I'm all for sportsmanship and a great battle that both competitors can leave thinking they gave their all in the ring, whether they actually won or not. Therefore, I'm asking if you would accept my idea to make our match for the Inter-Forum champion, a match conducted under the Rules of Honor.
The decision is up to you, I just wanted to have another chance to prove that I carry this title with honor and integrity. Whatever you decide, Bull, I'll see you at Summerfest. You best be ready though. I won't let anyone take this title from me, and I'll defend it with all of my power.
The ball is in your court, Bull.*Aaron drops the mic and rolls out of the ring. He carries his title on his shoulder and walks up the ramp as the crowd cheers again.* Viva: Well well, it seems Aaron wants a Rules of Honor match for his title. You know I won that same match against El Hombre de Jazz to unify the titles. Maybe Aaron has a plan?Sam: I think you are crazy, Viva. What could Aaron do, have someone run out and clock him in the face to keep the title? That's just ridiculous.Viva: I know, Enigma is too honorable for his own good. I don't see him losing easily to Bull though. He's definitely made it quite difficult to take that title from him.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 5, 2012 21:17:44 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] VIVA: The next match sees James "The Experience" Troy taking on the returning "Damn Right" Jackson. See, Troy felt that DR Jackson's return last week overshadowed his debut, and wasn't real happy about it. And since Jackson wants to prove he's still got it by working his way toward title contention instead of just being give a shot based on his past accomplishments, his first match back is going to be against Troy.THE SAM: The man's a former world champion! Why should he be working for something that would just get offered to him! If I were his manager--which sadly for him, I am not since I gave up managing--I'd never let him make such a terrible mistake!Michael Muffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first! *"The Reflex" - Duran Duran* Michael Muffer: Hailing from Suffragette City and weighing in at 235 lbs...JAMES "THE EXPERIENCE" TROY!*Troy walks down the ramp, high fiving fans along the way. He gets to the ring and runs around it in a circuit slapping the hands of the fans in the front row before rolling in* Michael Muffer: His opponent! "Too Black, Too Strong... Damn Right!"[/i] *"All of the Lights" - Kanye West* Michael Muffer: From West Philadelphia, born and raised...weighing in at 305 lbs..."DAMN RIGHT" JACKSON! *Jackson walks out slowly to a big pop from the Parts Unknown crowd. He stops at the top of the ramp and looks out at them, then he unbuttons his jacket and throws his hands to the sky as pyro goes off all around him. He struts down to the ring where he removes his jacket, handing it to Lloyd McFloyd, who calls for the bell* James "The Experience" Troy vs. "Damn Right" Jackson*The match begins without any holds, just Troy and Jackson attacking one another with rights and lefts! Jackson actually seems to have been caught off-guard by the aggressiveness that Troy attacked him with, though, and this causes him to land fewer shots than his opponent and to finally become dazed from the onslaught, allowing Troy to put him down with an uppercut followed by a haymaker Side Effect!* 1! 2! Kickout! VIVA: Near-fall, and nobody who's been in the ring with DR Jackson will be surprised that he kicked out.*With Jackson down, Troy applies an Indian Death Lock! Jackson winces in pain, but manages to drag himself to the ropes and get the break relatively quickly* THE SAM: Hey, why did Troy just let him go? HE HAS UNTIL FIVE!VIVA: Sportsmanship, Sammy.THE SAM: Oh. Well, that's just stupid.*As Jackson tries to pull himself up, he sees Troy charging at him out of the corner of his eye and ducks a big lariat, catching Troy's arm, wrenching it, and blasting him with a lariat of his own! Both men are down* VIVA: Jackson bringing down Troy with the mother of all lariats, but he's not in good enough shape to follow up!*Jackson fights to stand again, with Troy only a second or two behind him. As Troy finally gets up, he's treated to the sight of 305 lbs of "Damn Right" Jackson barrelling at him and spearing him straight in the gut!* 1! 2! Kickout! THE SAM: Well, we know how much it takes to keep Jackson down, and I guess we're learning that James Troy is pretty tough himself! As tough as a two-dollar steak, to use a cliche.VIVA: I don't think that two-dollar steaks are tough so much as they are guaranteed to give you food poisoning. But obviously Troy can take it as well as dish it out.THE SAM: Hey, do you think he's any relation to Deanna Troi?VIVA: You're not funny, The Sam.THE SAM: I'm not trying to be! I'm seriously asking! Maybe he's like her ancestor or something!*Jackson goes on the offensive now, hitting a sidewalk slam/backbreaker on Troy and going for another cover* 1! 2! Kickout! VIVA: Another two.*Troy's picked up again and Jackson goes for an Oklahoma Slam--no, Troy counters it into a reverse DDT!* VIVA: Nice! Jackson just got his head spiked into the mat by "The Experience", and now we'll see if the new guy can bounce back against the returning vet!*This time Troy's up before Jackson and nails a Shining Wizard on the big man, sending to slumping back to the mat. Troy climbs to the top rope, flies off, and connects with a moonsault!* 1! 2! Kickout! THE SAM: Beautiful moonsault, but it only gets another two!VIVA: Now Troy's going for...you know, I'm not sure if this is a good idea, but if he can do it then I'll be real impressed...*Troy pulls Jackson up to try for a powerbomb, tries to lift him, but can't get him all the way up. Troy shrugs and decides to whip Jackson into the turnbuckles instead--no, reversal! Jackson slumps to one knee, having used the last of his energy* THE SAM: And Jackson might be retaking control now!VIVA: I'll give credit to Troy here: I've seen some matches where guys try to lift somebody way too heavy for a signature move again and again and again when they obviously will never be able to do it and they're just wasting time and giving their opponent a chance to recover. That's because everybody who does that is stupid, and Troy just proved he wasn't stupid by changing his plan. It might've worked if Jackson was a second slower.*Troy's dazed from his impact into the buckles. He finally shakes it off and sees Jackson still on one knee in the middle of the ring, charges--BIG BOOT FROM "DAMN RIGHT" JACKSON!* THE SAM: Troy's face collides with Jackson's size--uh, what size boot does he wear, ViVA?VIVA: Hell if I know, but it's big enough that it's not a whole lot of fun to get kicked in the face with.*Jackson stays on the offensive with a gorilla press slam, followed by a gutwrench suplex! He pulls Troy up and goes for a powerbomb, but ends up getting backdropped by Troy!* THE SAM: People don't seem to be having too much luck with powerbombs in this one.*With both men picking themselves up, Troy is a little quicker, kicking Jackson in the gut to double him over. Troy goes for the Ax Kick--no, Jackson rolls out of the way, blasts Troy with a lariat to the back of the head, picks him up--HIGH ATTITUDE!* 1! 2! 3! Michael Muffer: Here is your winner...."DAMN RIGHT" JACKSON!!! VIVA: Well, James Troy put up a great fight, but DR Jackson's got the win, and this might be the first step on a road that leads him back to championship gold.THE SAM: And now, commercials!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 5, 2012 21:23:00 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] Viva: And up next....
I really don't want to do this.The Sam: Well, it's our job-Viva: I don't care what my job is! I refuse to call this match!*The Sam just sighs.* MM: The following contest is a World Title SHot Ladder Match Qualifier and is scheduled for one fall!*"White Washed" hits first as Marshall Wesley Coventry , missing one straitjacket, walks calmly to the ring.* MM: Introducing first, from Ward Six of the Northwoods State Mental Hospital, weighing in at 229 pounds, Marshall Wesley Coventry!The Sam: Since Viva won't commentate, I'll do it: I think Coventry is an idiot twice: Once for being in this match even though he says he's going to throw it to his brother, and twice for promising to help Jonathan Michaels beat our Majority Shareholder!*The sound of a generator shutting down and the lights going out do not phase Coventry at all; in fact, he seems to be relieved, especially when the opening percussion of "Runaway" brings the lights emerald and the heavy stuff in the song sets off the pyro before a deranged Gus Richlen walks to the ring without his mask.* MM: And his opponent, from Peshtigo, Wisconsin, weighing in at 181 pounds, the "Emerald Warrior," Gus Richlen!The Sam: Although to be fair, I guess I can't exactly BLAME him for wanting his brother to get an easy entry. Richlen hasn't had much good happen to him since Lord Of The Ring, and to get into the ladder match fresh will do nothing but help his chances!*Jake Kwan calls for the bell, but Coventry rolls out of the ring and grabs a mic before re-entering.* MWC: Look, kiddo, I know Brawler wants us to fight in this match. He's hoping that neither of us will leave in good shape so I can't keep him from screwing Jonathan Michaels over at Summerfest and so you can't beat his oversized goon in the ladder match.
Well, as far as I'm concerned, it's long past time to stick it to him!*Coventry suddenly kicks Kwan right where it'd hurt and humiliate at the same time! The ref goes down and calls for the bell!* MM: Here is your winner as the result of a disqualification, the "Emerald Warrior," Gus Richlen!The Sam: W-wait, what?! He can't just do it like that! How does this really help his brother's cause?!MWC: Kiddo, you NEED to win that briefcase at Summerfest. I can think of no better way to stick it to The Fallen or ViVA, Inc. or Brawler and FAWA Corporate than that. That's why I took the easy way out, because I want you to stay healthy for that match.
Don't just do this for yourself, kiddo. Don't just do this for the good of the company. Do this for Shaelin. If there was ever a time for you to do something big for her, Summerfest is your time. Do you hear me, kiddo? YOUR time.
For Shaelin, kiddo. Never forget that.*Coventry drops the mic and exits the ring. He's partway up the ramp when:* GDR: I would rather have not won that way, Marshall.
But if it means being able to see her smile again....*Richlen stops and begins to crack. All he can muster now is a nod of the head as a certain fire burns in his eyes that hasn't been seen in months.* The Sam: Well, I don't know if Brawler will be too thrilled about this, but Richlen's in the ladder match, and suddenly I think I've reluctantly found my favorite!*When You’re Evil – Voltaire* The Sam: What’s this? “Lord” Brian Alexander entering the ring…Viva: Obviously something evil up his sleeve. *Brian Alexander comes out to his usual Voltaire ditty......but he's lost a step it seems.....he wanders aimlessly out to the Ring and is tossed a mic* Father! I know you're in the Arena....and you're apparently Waiting to Tell me something.....BIG What in the Blue blazes is it!*A Moment or two of Silence.....then A A familiar Tune starts playing and a Burly Gentleman that looks....well quite like BRIAN BLESSED! comes out....he is dressed in a Waistcoat and slacks....very relaxed.* *Brian Groans at his Father's choice of Entrance music.....but aside from that looks to have a mix of abject fear and sheer livid rage* BRIAM MAH BOI! Good you could Make it! I've been watching these past few weeks and I didn't think you even WORKED for this.....What'sit Wrestling thingummy anymore!But Dad....I mean.....FATHER....I wasn't booked....you can't just come onto the show If you're not booked. SON! WAS I BOOOOOOOKED? Well....no........this is different OF COURSE IT IS! I MADE MY OPPORTUNITY! I SAW WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE! AND I, TORQUEMADA ALEXANDER MADE IT HAPPEN!
That however brings me to the crux of my visit! The Alexander Family is all about MAKING THINGS HAPPEN! Son......You haven't been doing that. You've been sitting around the manor....boinking the help! *Brian glances at Rose.....smiles....then locks his Gaze on FATHER* It's time somebody brought...HONOR back to the Family Name! Brought Back dignity! SOMEBODY LIKE M-- *Father's threat is cut short when Rose Cracks him sharpl over the head with Brian's Walking Stick* Like You old Man? *Suddenly the Lights Go Out* *Mad Pirate Mulligan is Standing where FATHER'S Prone body was laying, Cutlass drawn at Brian's Throat* No.....more like.......Me, brother! *The Two Brawl back and forth Before Mulligan managed to hit a Keelhaul Bomb on Alexander.....He blows a kiss to Rose then a Convenient Rope Drops down and lifts him out of the Ring!* The Sam: Mad Pirate Mulligan returns! Viva: And he took the lady fair Rose from “Lord” Brian Alexander. The Sam: All’s fair in love and war. Viva: Something like that...
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 5, 2012 21:23:52 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] The Sam: Welcome back once again, FAWA Galaxy. It’s time once again for the TV Title as “Hollywood’s Own” Michael Hayden defends against Mario Nett.Viva: Ya know, he won that TV Title by Disqualification, but he’s making his way. He’s not going the Brainbuster route. The Sam: Take it away, Muffer! MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Freakin Awesome Wrestling Alliance’s Television Title. Coming out first, the challenger, from Parts Unknown Sanitarium Cell #109 and weighing 246 pounds: Mario Net!! *As Lordi’s “Blood Red Sandman” plays, Nett punches a hole in the floor of the stage and crawls out of it.* Viva: So Jeremy Dupoe’s psychotic puppet is taking on “Hollywood’s Own” here. Dupoe had a run with the title, so why not him, right? *Nett makes his way down the ramp, mumbling to himself, oblivious to the 20 foot high plume of flame that erupts behind him. Hopping up onto the apron, he crawls through the second and third ropes to enter the ring.* The Sam: Dupoe needs to be there to manage the guy. He’s always somewhere else doing his devious deeds while Nett becomes a punching bag. MM: And his opponent, hailing from Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood California and weighing 202 pounds, FAWA’s TV Champion: “Hollywood’s Own” Michael Hayden!! *Blondie vs. Muse’s "Call Me Uprising" hits, and the arena lights rapidly flash on and off in time with the music. As the constant drum beat kicks in, Hayden slides on to the stage with his arms extended almost as if he was casually surfing on the steel. After his slick entrance on stage, he turns and points to each side of the crowd. He jumps up and down, trying to get pumped up for the match, and then shakes off treks down the ramp as if on a mission but managing to "slap five" with the fans on the way down...* Viva: As the former face of “Hollywood” in the FAWA, I can see that “Hollywood’s Own” Michael Hayden is here to prove himself to be an honest-to-goodness, deserving TV Champion. The Sam: Fact is, he won by DQ. He won without honor, he should lose it without honor. *Hayden steps up on to the ring apron and swings around, holding on to the ring ropes, staring back at the crowd. He tries to rally them up by taunting or shouting or whatever, then steps through the ropes and in to the ring. He runs up the turnbuckle and takes his T-Shirt off, throwing it in to the crowd for a fan to catch. He then slaps his chest with his open right hand once and then throws both arms to the side and points away from him. He hops down from the second rope and gets ready to wrestle.* Viva: I think Marionette’s drooling at the chance to destroy Hayden. Does he realize this is for a belt? The Sam: Does he realize that he’s in a match? *Referee “Spud” Johnson takes the title belt and holds it up to the crowd. Suddenly, Nett charges at Hayden and begins to hammer him with his fists. * Viva: Marionette on the attack! The Sam: Should have watched your back, Hayden! *The Television Champion is caught unaware and is forced back to the ropes. Johnson drops the title and pulls Nett away, admonishing him.* Viva: No need for foul play tonight from Marionette. *Hayden, meanwhile, after checking his lip, gives Nett an ugly glare and rushes him, knocking him off his feet with a double leg takedown. He mounts Nett and punches back. The crowd goes berserk at the free-for-all.* The Sam: And “Hollywood’s Own” fights back! Viva: It’s what the crowd wants to see. That’s what being “Hollywood” is all about. *The ref tries to pull Hayden off, but finally gives up and calls for the bell to be rung to start the match. Hayden gives Nett’s forehead one last wallop and stands, pacing around the ring and playing to the crowd. He goes to stand in one of the corner, motioning for Nett to rise…* The Sam: Hayden better be careful or his newfound energy will burn him right out of this match. Viva: A poor analogy to being disqualified…*When he does Hayden charges and hits a “Falcon Kick” which staggers Nett. The Television champion chops away at his foe’s chest, but Nett stands his ground. He counters with a forearm strike, followed by a headbutt that dazes Hayden. Nett whips Hayden to the ropes and when he comes back he takes him down with… * The Sam: Hayden with a spinebuster! He covers for the pin! One, two- Viva: “Hollywood’s Own” gets the shoulder up. *Nett pulls Hayden up applies a bear hug, shaking the Television champ side to side. Hayden shouts “No!” when Johnson asks if he submits.* Viva: It’ll take more than a psychotic bear hug to take out the Television Champ. I hope. *Nett tightens his hold. Hayden begins to slump in his grasp…* The Sam: You spoke too soon. *Hayden eventually gets an arm free, and elbows Nett in the head, but the sociopath does not release him. Hayden gets his second arm out of the hold and bell claps Nett’s ears…* The Sam: He’s breaking free! Take it to him, Hayden! *With a shout Nett flings “Hollywood’s Own” away, and the TV champ rolls to one of the corners to recover…* Viva: Looks like it’s time to shake out the cobwebs for Parts Unknown’s resident psychopath. *After shaking out the cobwebs, Nett charges Hayden, but is met with a boot to the head. Hayden uses forearm strikes to drive Nett back, whips him into the same corner, and then hits a Stinger splash. Nett sags down and leans against the ropes. Again Hayden moves away from the corner, marching towards the opposite ringpost, signaling for Ronaldo Dos!* The Sam: This doesn’t look good for Mario Nett! Viva: It’s how you win the crowd in this company. The Sam: Huh? *When Nett is back on his feet he charges, but Nett is able to duck down and take out his leg with a chopblock!* Viva: So much for that comeback. I spoke too soon again…*Nett grins maliciously as Hayden writhes on the canvass clutching his injured leg. Reaching down, he grabs the foot and twists it, bending the afflicted limb across his shin.* The Sam: Mario Nett’s turning the TV champ into a psychopathic pretzel! Viva: With cheese would be nice. *Hayden tries to pull free, but is unable to escape from Nett lifting him up by the leg and repeatedly slamming his knee on the ground. After a few of these drops Nett grows bored and drags Hayden to the corner. He drops down outside and begins to bend Hayden’s leg around the ringpost.* Viva: I have to give Marionette some credit here: the ring doesn’t count as a weapon. Use it to your advantage. *Johnson goes to the ropes and orders Nett back into the ring. Nett ignores him. When Johnson starts to count him out, Nett releases the hold, but drags Hayden out and lets him hit the mat belly first. Then he rolls back in…* The Sam: No mercy from Mario Nett. Is it time for the TV Champ to get cancelled? Will he not make it to a Freakin’ Awesome or Interforums Title Shot? Viva: Well, I’d hate for it to be a Freakin’ Awesome Title shot – it’d be a shame to put another TV Champ to rest. *Hayden struggles to get to his feet as Johnson begins his count out. One! Two! Hayden makes it to the ropes. Three! Four! He begins to pull himself up. Five! Nett rushes him…* The Sam: Here comes Mario Nett! *Hayden springboards off the top rope and connects with a corkscrew dropkick. Nett hits the mat, as does the TV champion.* Viva: Excellent counter from the TV Champ! *After spending several moments clutching his knee, Hayden rolls over to pin his opponent.* The Sam: Hayden for the pin! *One! Two! Kickout!* Viva: No dice. Maybe Dupoe is controlling Nett from backstage. That’s the only way Nett could be this in control – by being controlled. *Hayden stands and tries pulling Nett up. The bigger man outmuscles him and connects with a forearm smash. He kicks Hayden in the gut to double him over, and then clubs his back and neck.* Viva: Hayden back to being beaten down. He did not come prepared for Mario Nett. The Sam: Or did he not come prepared for a diabolical puppeteer in Jeremy Dupoe? Viva: True. *Nett grabs Hayden in a waistlock he lifts him up for a…* The Sam: Mario Nett with a powerbomb1 One! Two! Hayden gets a shoulder up! Viva: I can’t remember the last time the TV Title was so hotly contested. *Nett deadlifts him and slams Hayden down again, this time with a falling gutwrench powerbomb. He makes the cover. One! Two! Kickout. Nett screams some gibberish and tugs at his own hair…* The Sam: Nett is freaking out! Or is that Dupoe freaking out? Viva: Now there’s an entertaining image. *Nett drags Hayden to the corner, puts him up on the top turnbuckle, and then turns around to grab under his arms. Marching away from the corner, holding Hayden high over his head…* The Sam: Nett going for the… crucifix powerbomb! Viva: Hayden flopping across the ring like fresh fish! The Sam: Nett with the cover; One! Two! Three- wait, Hayden with the rope break! Viva: I’m pretty sure Dupoe is in control of Marionette here, but where is Hayden getting the strength to continue? The Sam: I don’t know if Dupoe is in control. Nett is going berserk!
*Nett stomps around the ring, screaming at the heavens. Johnson approaches Nett to try and calm him down, but has second thoughts when the psychopathic grappler turns on him…*
The Sam: Of course! Hayden is waiting for Nett to freak out and attack the ref! He’s just lasting long enough to get by on another DQ! I’m… jealous!
*Hayden slowly gets to his feet. Nett sees him and charges.*
Viva: If that was his plan, it’s falling apart…
*Hayden ducks under Nett’s clothesline and hits him from behind with…*
Viva: Ronaldo Uno! The Sam: Hayden with the kip up!
*Hayden limps towards the nearest corner. He climbs the ringpost…*
The Sam: Chargersault to Mario Nett! One! Two! Nett kicks out! Nett kicks out! Viva: Dupoe must be in control now! He has to be!
*Hayden slowly rises, holding his ribs. He tries lifting Nett up for a pendulum backbreaker, but Nett thumbs him in the eye…*
The Sam: Mario Nett with a favorite tactic of mine. Viva: You and me both.
*When Hayden rears back, Nett hits a sitout chokebomb.*
Viva: This could be it, FAWA Galaxy. One! Two! The Sam: Kickout?
*Both men lay on the mat, exhausted. Johnson begins his double count out. One! Two! Nett gets to his hands and knees. Three! Four! Hayden flops onto his stomach. Five! Nett lurches to his feet.*
Viva: Can Marionette’s body hold out much longer? Does “Hollywood’s Own” have enough juice left in the tank to finish this?
*Six! “Hollywood’s Own” rises as well. Nett runs over and tries a haymaker, but Hayden ducks under, runs the ropes, and connects with “The Hand of God” spinning backfist!*
The Sam: Hayden pulling all the stops!
*Hayden puts Nett in a front facelock and executes a flip DDT and transitions to…*
Viva: Hollywood Sunset! Hayden with the Hollywood Sunset! Marionette’s gotta tap! He’s gotta tap or he’s gotta burn out!
*Johnson drops down to see if he submits, but the mad puppeteer refuses…*
The Sam: I gotta figure out how to give the Great Warrior some of that mojo. He’d be more than unstoppable!
*After several long moments, Johnson lifts his arm and lets it fall once…*
Viva: Come on…
*Johnson lifts Nett’s arm and lets it fall a second time…*
Viva: Do Hollywood proud!
*Johnson lifts Nett’s arm, dropping it a third time and calls for the bell.*
The Sam: Dupoe’s plot has been foiled!
MM: Here is your winner by submission and still your FAWA Television Champion: Michael1 Hayden!
*Hayden rolls away from Nett and collapses on the mat, breathing heavily. Slowly, he gets to his feet and lets Johnson hold up his arm. He takes the Television Title belt and displays it high over his head to the cheering fans. Nett stays on the canvass, out cold.*
Viva: A spectacular Television Title match tonight, and you only get them here on Niteraw. The Sam: I have to give Michael Hayden some credit here: he wasn’t able to score a DQ win tonight, but an honest victory counts for something. Viva: Way I see it, Hayden just proved himself tonight. If he can defend that belt just two more times, I think I’d be honored to pin, submit, or knock him in that squared circle. The Sam: An exciting Television Title match and we still have more action tonight. Right after these commercials. Stay tuned!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 5, 2012 21:24:30 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] Smokin Vokoun vs Ryan BloodMuffer: Ladies and Gentleman, it is now time for our Main Event of the evening. It is set for one fall, with remain television time remaining.*Love is not enough - Nine Inch Nails Muffer: Introducing first...representing "The Fallen"...from Baltimore, MD. Weighing in at 208 pounds.....RYAN BLOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!![/color][/size] -Ryan Blood walks out with his usual entrance theatrics. The crowd is booing him loudly but he doesn't care. Of course he has an arrogant look on his face. The Sam: Here comes the number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship. And I must say ViVA, this man is confident and looks prepared.ViVA: Well he better be confident and prepared...if he's not, then there is no way he's coming out of this match alive. And even so, if Smokin Vokoun can't finish off Blood...Frank Castle certainly will.The Sam: This is probably Ryan Blood's toughtest schedule of his career.*Iron Man by Black Sabbath* Muffer: And his opponent....representing ViVA Inc.... accompanied by Lou Thesz III ....from Chicago, IL....weighing in at 280 pounds....SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!!!!!! [/size] -The crowd gives Smokey a huge mixed reaction. Vokoun and Thesz burst out from the apron and sprint full speed to the ring. Vokoun has a savage look on his face while Lou is screaming...KILL!!!! KILL!!!! KILL!!!!! ViVA: Holy S***!!!!!-Vokoun slides into the ring and charges at Ryan Blood. Blood jumps over the ropes to try and get away. But Vokoun slides out of the ring to give chase. Blood and Vokoun are running around the ring, until Lou Thesz, with a steel chair in hand, stops Blood in his tracks. Blood yells at Thesz to go away, but then when he turns around...VOKOUN HITS A STIFF LARIET ON THE OUTSIDE!!!! Vokoun throws Blood back into the ring. ViVA: Sam...it's clear that Smokin Vokoun is mad tonight. And I don't think Ryan Blood wants anything to do with an angry 280 pounds bull in there!!!Sam: For once I agree with you ViVA!!-Vokoun slides back into the ring. Blood tries to crawl away but Vokoun grabs him by the trunks. Smokey then grabs Blood from behind..AND HITS A VICIOUS RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! Blood is now face first on the mat and in pain. Vokoun then turns Blood around and throws several quick Bionic elbows to Ryan's forehead. Vokoun then picks Blood and Irish whips him to the right turnbuckle. Vokoun grabs Blood and Irish Whips him to the left turnbuckle. He grabs Blood again and Irish Whips him to the right turnbuckle again. Vokoun then throws Blood to the left turnbuckle one more time. Blood staggers out of the corner completely dazed..then Vokoun grabs him..AND HIT'S A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!! Vokoun screams to the heavens and the crowd....actaully gives him a big pop to Vokoun's surprise! The Sam: Right now, Vokoun is just toying with the smaller Ryan Blood, throwing him around like he's a rag doll!!!! But the biggest surprise right now is that, the crowd is actually cheering on Smokin Vokoun here.ViVA: Well I think the crowd realizes that of the two men in the ring, Smokin Vokoun is much more likable. The Sam: Which speaks volumes on how much of a giant scumbag that Ryan Blood has turned into.-Vokoun picks up a dazed Ryan Blood and hits a Gutwrench suplex, Vokoun goes for the cover 1 2 -Blood kicks out. Vokoun kicks Blood a few times in the ribs, then lifts him up again. Vokoun Irish Whips Blood into the ropes and hits a Spinebuster. Vokoun goes for the cover again 1 2 -Blood kicks out again! Vokoun is getting a bit frustrated. Vokoun picks up Ryan AND HITS A PULLING PILEDRIVER!!!! Vokoun goes for the cover again.... 1 2 KICKOUT!!! -Vokoun goes nuclear on the referee. Blood then all of a sudden gets his second and springs up and waits for Vokoun to turn around. When he does, he grabs Vokoun..AND HITS A URA-NAGE!!!!!! Blood goes for the cover.... 1 2 KICKOUT!!! The Sam: Vokoun has GOT to learn to never turn your back on a guy like Ryan Blood. I thought you taught him never to do that Vince.ViVA: Well....we haven't gotten to that part yet.-Blood looks up at the crowd and gives a smug smirk. Blood picks up Vokoun and Irish Whips him into the rope. He then hits Vokoun with a Stinger Splash and pulls Vokoun out to hit a Bulldog! Vokoun is laying face first on the mat. Blood gets up AND HIT'S THE OWEN 3:16 ON THE BACK OF VOKOUN'S NECK!!!! Vokoun screams out and holds his neck. Blood turns him over and goes for the cover... 1 2 KICKOUT!!!! -Blood decides that he is going to go to the top rope. He climbs the top rope..AND HITS A FLYING ELBOW DROP!!! Blood goes for the cover.... 1 2 KICKOUT!! -It's now Blood's turn to be frustrated. The Sam: Wither you like him or not, Smokin Vokoun is one of the most resilient wrestlers in the FAWA. ViVA: You can't teach that Sam. No matter how hard you try.
-Blood decides that he is going to end this match. He signals for the Turboblaster Blast. Vokoun is slowly starting to stand up. Blood itching for the chance. Just Vokoun is standing up but wobbly. Blood then goes for the Turboblaster....BUT VOKOUN DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY!!! Just then Vokoun grabs Blood...AND HITS THE SAMOAN DROP!!!!!! Both men are down!!
The Sam: What a back and forth match this has been!!! Vokoun is so close to getting his full revenge on Ryan Blood. ViVA: Come on Smokey...just up that scrawny punk up!!! The Sam: ViVA "The Cheerleader" ladies and gentleman.
-Vokoun gets up and screams that he's gonna finish this match. Vokoun picks up Ryan Blood and Irish whips him to the ropes. Vokoun climbs to the rope, picks up Blood...AND HITS A SMOKE BOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!!! But Vokoun doesn't go for the cover, he signals that he's gonna use the Chicago Claw. Just then, SQUARE runs out to the ringside area. At first Vokoun doesn't see him there.
ViVA: WHAT THE HELL IS SQUARE DOING OUT HERE!!! The Sam: You just knew that other members of The Fallen where gonna show up. And what better than the newest member.
-Square walks up to Lou Thesz, who still has the Steel Chair. Sqaure first takes the steel chair from Lou AND BASHES THE STEEL CHAIR OVER THESZ'S HEAD!!!! Vokoun sees this and screams at Square, who just basically laughs at him. Just then, Ryan Blood gets up and waits for Vokoun turn around, when he does...BAM!!! BLOOD HITS VOKOUN WITH A TURBOBLASTER BLAST KICK RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!!! Vokoun goes down in a heap. Blood goes for the cover.
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ViVA: THAT'S BULLSH***!!!!!!
Muffer: Ladies and gentleman. The winner of this match, RYAN BLOOD!!!!!!
-The crowd boos this loudly. Blood starts jawing at a prone Smokin Vokoun and begins slapping him in the face. Square slides into the ring with a steel chair. Blood then pulls Vokoun by the hair and holds him up. Square, who has a sick smile on his face. He raises the steel chair over his head and BAM!!! Square hits Smokey with a vicious shot to the head. BAM...he does it again. Square hits Vokoun with a chair shot for a third time. This time BUSTING HIM WIDE OPEN!!!The Sam: Fans, I am stunned, for the second time in many weeks, Smokin Vokoun is being humiliated by The Fallen, this time by Square.*WAKE UP- RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINES -Just then, Frank Castle starts power walking out to the ring. Both Square and Blood stop what they are doing. When Castle gets in the ring, Square and Blood leave the ring. Castle is checking on Vokoun ViVA: OH MY GOD, IT"S FRANK CASTLE!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!The Sam: It's about time he showed up. I don't know how long it would be until they would have to bring the stretchers out.-Castle starts picking up Vokoun, who is fine, but very wobbly. Castle screams at both Blood and Square, but they do is flip Castle off and taunt the crowd. The heat from the crowd is MASSIVE. Vokoun is able to walk on his own power. He and Castle leave the ring. Vokoun goes to Thesz and carries him off the concrete floor. Both he and Castle walk to the dressing rooms. Vokoun then finds a camera, looks straight into and says... Vokoun: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU******************* YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*The World Heavyweight Champion Frank Castle stops at the stage, a mic in hand… * The Punisher: "I don't like leaving loose ends. So far, I've tied up most of them - Ryan Blood, your time is fast approaching, don't think I've forgotten about you - but sometime, you get caught up in the little things.
"I've been guilty of that, as I've left a loose end. A 7 feet tall, 400lbs loose end.
"That's right. Boiler Room Brawler, I haven't forgotten what your ass wiper did to me at Wheel of Misfortune. I haven't forgotten what happened after that match on NiteRaw either. I know you're getting back in the ring, but I'd quite like the chance to tie up a loose end with your little friend.
I've taken on monsters before. Russians, Afghans, Canadians who smell funny and need a manicure, and you know what? I'm the one left standing, each and every time, because no matter how hard you pound on me, no matter how many times you think you've put me down, I keep on coming, and each time, I get stronger, and I learn.
Your gorilla can beat on me all day, and he won't beat me, but I'll learn every single trick he's got, and I'll learn to avoid, them, and in the end, he won't have any way out.
"So whatever happens between me and Ryan Blood, whether I have this *hefts the belt on his shoulder*, or not, I want you to whisper in your dunce's ear, and tell him to get ready for the firght of his life.
"I'm coming for him, and you better not get in the way."*”Another Body Murdered” by Faith No More/Boo Yaa Tribe begins, and pyro explodes from the top of the ramp, as El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler appears behind Vokoun, Thesz, and Castle. He has a mic and draws his 7ft frame up to The Punisher. Castle is dwarfed by the bigger man, who cracks a grin behind his mask. Slowly, Hijo brings the mic up to his lips, and speaks gently:* EHdBRB: Cara de mierda.*Castle smiles thinly, then delivers a big uppercut to Hijo's jaw. The big man doesn't stagger, or reel, and returns with a clubbing forearm to Castle's and Vokoun’s necks, which knocks Vokoun down and Castle backward. Castle is only provoked him further, as he springs forward and sinks his thumbs into Hijo's throat, throttling him. Vokoun stays down due to his match from earlier… Hijo swats Castle away, and tries to regain his breath, as Castle swings a boot at his head that knocks him slightly off balance. Castle rebounds off the ropes and hurls himself at the bigger man, rolling both of them down the ramp. As Hijo and Castle get up, Ryan Bergman and Gus Richlen run down the ramp and stare at Hijo. Hijo barely acknowledges them and brings his knee up into Castle's gut, doubling the Champion over. Hijo boots Castle in the back of the head, dazing him. Richlen and Bergman charge at Hijo, dropkicking him one after the other, but neither knocking him over until Castle sweeps Hijo's leg and he lands on the floor with a big thud. Castle rolls on top of him and starts slamming fists into Hijo's face, as Richlen and Bergman restrain him as Parts Unknown Security pours out. The guards help Hijo to his feet, but he shrugs them off and powers his way through to he Punisher and the two start brawling again, making their way back up the aisle towards the backstage area, Richlen and Bergman following behind…* The Sam: Wow....what a night of action...and what a Main Event that was. And it is quite understandable that Vokoun is a frustrated as he is. Surprise run-in by two of Hijo’s Money in the Bank or Botch opponents at Summerfest to boot! They couldn’t knock him over though! How can he be beaten? Is he destined to take the belt off of Frank Castle? Who will win the Battle Royal next week? ViVA: Before we call this show off I have to say one thing. I'm not going to let this s*** happen again. And I hope Ryan Blood and the rest of The Fallen listen to this. ViVA Inc isn't going to stand by and watch as you humiliate us. We run this place....not you. YOU WILL NEVER RUN THIS PLACE!!! And let me say this to one Ryan Blood. Come June 17th...Summerfest. Let me just say that "The Punisher" Frank Castle is going to put you six feet under....like only he can. Now think about that when you do the kind of s*** that you pulled here tonight. The Sam: Wow...strong words from Vincent Von Agony. Folks we up you tune in next week for more FAWA Action..TAKE CARE!!!!![glow=yellow,2,300]CREDITS[/glow]Boiler Room Brawler Mister Socko’s Brother Seth Drakin Aaron Enigma Hoss Fan The Punisher Gus Richlen Korean Zombie Hype Train Smokin’ Vokoun
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 5, 2012 21:38:45 GMT -5
In the interest of equal time, Sara Nakatomi insists that next week will see the return of Nakatomi Plaza.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 5, 2012 21:41:21 GMT -5
I thought that would happen sooner, to be honest.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 5, 2012 21:44:18 GMT -5
Also, while Sara has guests in mind, she is open to almost anyone who wishes to join her in the Plaza.
Except Brawler, who is strongly discouraged from participating.
In the interest of fairness.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 5, 2012 21:47:23 GMT -5
Bleh.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 5, 2012 21:52:00 GMT -5
Bleh. Don't be mad. I have a cunning plan.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 5, 2012 21:58:34 GMT -5
Does the requested backup get included?
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Post by hossfan on Jun 5, 2012 22:05:12 GMT -5
Good show. Having Seth Drakin referee the BRB/Jono "I Quit" Match was a clever swerve.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 5, 2012 22:05:51 GMT -5
Does the requested backup get included? Yep. PM's will be sent shortly.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 5, 2012 22:07:08 GMT -5
Next Card:
Ryan Bergman versus Evil M
TV Title Match General of the Monkey Army versus Michael Hayden
Battle Royal for the Final World and Interforums Title Shot Qualifier DR Jackson versus James Troy versus Marshall Wesley Coventry versus Mario Nett versus Jake Badd versus Jesse Badd versus The Great Warrior
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 5, 2012 22:10:08 GMT -5
Well, since the week after this is the ppv, this is the card that Bergman/M will happen on. I believe M also said he would write it.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Jun 5, 2012 22:22:12 GMT -5
Thanks heaps for taking my match Socko.
I'm still trying to get my head around the new commentators so I figured it would be best for me to sit back and watch how it's down. But believe me, in future I'll be writing alot more matches. It's actually probably my favorite thing about efed-ding.
Also great NiteRaw guys, the BRB/Jono/Seth swerve was me intrigued.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Jun 5, 2012 22:24:45 GMT -5
Also, I'd like to get some Promo time for the next show. Just to get some closure on my absence
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Jun 5, 2012 22:25:42 GMT -5
Damn,whoever wrote Nett/Hayden you did a hell of a job
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