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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 30, 2012 15:29:31 GMT -5
Hopefully my tips help JoNo out. There are parts that write themselves. I'm sure JoNo wouldn't turn down spot/sequence suggestions/requests if they were tossed his way.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Jul 30, 2012 18:30:05 GMT -5
No Holds Barred match is halfway done, will be done in time for the deadline.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 31, 2012 0:54:30 GMT -5
How are the No Holds Barred, Battle Bowl, and World Heavyweight Championship matches coming along?
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 31, 2012 1:00:10 GMT -5
It's getting there.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 31, 2012 2:47:57 GMT -5
Those tips and guidelines helpful at all?
Speaking of which, I'm usually available to receive PMs for writing tips/advice as well as to help writers get through tough spots. I usually post from a cell phone, hence this availability. Work and sleep notwithstanding of course.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 31, 2012 12:52:35 GMT -5
Going to start my match after I run Raw in WWE: FAN Edition tonight.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Jul 31, 2012 15:56:30 GMT -5
I'm just about to file my match, however, I have a quick question. On my message panel, I don't have an option to change the font size, as I know we should all do that when we write for characters lines spoken over the PA system, but I'm not sure how to do it, or get the font size option.
I'll file the match BRB, but if you or someone else knows how to do this, then I'll re send it with the font sizes altered.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Jul 31, 2012 16:14:48 GMT -5
Match done and in...
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 31, 2012 17:29:11 GMT -5
I write the code myself. First I write the promo, then add the "[/color]" and "[/size]" elements to the end if the first passage. I copy it, then paste it to the end of every passage (that is, where there are actions or other speeches). Then I find and replace all character references i.e. "MM:" with in this case, "MM:" Cuts out so much work doing the same with commentary.
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The Punisher
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"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Jul 31, 2012 19:06:59 GMT -5
Many thanks. Jono, if you need any help with BattleBowl drop me a Pm with anything in you don't have time to do as I'll have some time to assist now.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 31, 2012 19:08:31 GMT -5
I'll send you what I have and you can flesh it out a little.
Meanwhile, I'll push forward.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 31, 2012 20:19:04 GMT -5
Say, what was the Battle Bowl theme? As soon as I have that info, Battle Bowl is a go.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 31, 2012 20:30:37 GMT -5
[glow=gold,2,300]BATTLE BOWL[/glow] [/color][/size] [/center] TH: Welcome everyone to the Battle Bowl! I'm "Gorilla" Tim Hoss and with me as always is Jesse King!JK: It's that time of year again and boy am I glad to be here announcing yet another pulse pounding, hard hitting Battle Bowl.TH: Ten men will enter, but only one man will go to Gookermania for the World Heavyweight Championship.JK: It's Seth Drakin, Gus Richlen-TH: Marshall Wesley Coventry, King.JK: Bleh bleh bleh - Connor Mackenzie, Michael Hayden, Ryan Bergman, James Troy, Bull Ant, the Mad Pirate Mulligan, Jonathan Michaels, and Boiler Room Brawler. All of them will collide, but who will emerge the one and only victor?TH: Find out tonight, but we have lots more action than that, as newcomer Jack Cain faces off against FAWA CEO Jeremy Dupoe in a No Holds Barred match.JK: And if the Battle Bowl wasn't enough, Seth Drakin has to square off against a reborn Ghost Ant - Antihero. Does that mean he reincarnated?TH: I know nothing of the spiritualism of ants, King, but speaking of squares, Interforums champion Square defends his belt against Lord Brian Alexander and Aaron Enigma in a triple threat match.JK: And what FAWA event would be complete without the crown jewel - the World Heavyweight Championship - being defended? It's "The Blood Knight" Ryan Blood making his first defense against "The Emerald Warrior" Gus Richlen.TH: So much action, so much anticipation, so little time. Let's get to the action.[glow=SILVER,2,300]FREAKIN' AWESOME CHAMPIONSHIP[/glow] ANTIHERO VERSUS SETH DRAKIN
TH: Well let's get the action underway, King. It's time for the Freakin' Awesome Championship!JK: Ghost Ant thinks he can simply reinvent himself by changing his outfit and talking tough and that it will allow him to beat Seth Drakin. The Fallen are going to have a good night tonight.TH: Antihero made a hell of a declaration and to lose tonight would be a crying shame, as Seth Drakin is also in the Battle Bowl tonight.JK: An Ant needs all the help it can get, and I don't think that any of that will be enough against Drakin.TH: Let's hear it from Michael Muffer...MM: Ladies and gentlemen, our first match of the evening is scheduled for one fall and is for the Freakin' Awesome Championship. Introducing first, the challenger...*Antihero walks out and heads to the ring...* TH: Antihero is Ghost Ant reborn and revitalized. Beaten by Seth Drakin for the Freakin' Awesome Championship, Antihero is here to take it back and make the first stand against The Fallen tonight.MM: Entering the ring first. From The Anthill. Weighing 190lbs: Antihero!JK: He's on a fool's quest, Hoss. It will take much more formidable force to defeat Seth Drakin than an Ant. The World Heavyweight Champion, Ryan Blood, will have an easy night tonight too.TH: And what of Square?JK: Square is the only one with a legitimate challenge up ahead. He has to defeat "The Head Detective" Aaron Enigma and Lord Brian Alexander tonight. He has his hands full tonight unlike his comrades.TH: Antihero with a grim look on his face.JK: He's wearing a mask. For all we know he is in a state of dull surprise.MM: And his opponent...*Seth Drakin walks out, a robe adorned over his person…* TH: And here comes Seth Drakin with the Freakin’ Awesome Championship belt around his waist. JK: Antihero can’t wait to ruin his picnic. MM: Now entering the ring at a weight of 265lbs, he is your Freakin' Awesome Champion: Seth... Drakin!*Drakin enters the ring and carefully crosses the ropes…* TH: Drakin not removing his robes…JK: Give the man some time. Geez. TH: Antihero is coming up against a clear weight disadvantage against Seth Drakin. Seventy five pounds difference between the two men can make a serious imbalance. A serious advantage for Drakin to be sure. JK: Like an Ant could ever have the weight advantage. TH: What about Bull Ant? JK: Quiet you. MM: Now the contestants must choose to shake-*Antihero immediately pounces Drakin…* TH: The fists are flying from Antihero. No handshaking tonight! MM: The following contest will be fought under Hardcore Rules!*The bell rings as Antihero pounds Drakin to his knees…* JK: Such ruthlessness. Is Antihero trying to make me a believer? TH: Seth Drakin looks to have been caught by surprise by this assault. He has yet to remove his robe! JK: And Antihero won’t give him the chance! Dirty pool. *Antihero makes for the ropes and comes back with a dropkick to Drakin, who rolls out of the ring…* TH: No escape for Drakin now. Antihero has made this match hardcore, which means no count outs, no disqualifications, and falls count anywhere. JK: Antihero clearly has no qualms about resorting to Hardcore rules. *Drakin drops the Freakin’ Awesome Title Belt and undoes his robes…* JK: Drakin better hurry up cuz here comes Antihero! *Drakin’s robes come down revealing…* TH: Drakin with the pipe wrench! JK: That’s BRB’s pipe wrench! *Drakin butts the wrench into Antihero’s midsection…* TH: That’s the fourth member, the unspoken member, of The Fallen! JK: Drakin knew what game he was gonna play and he’s here to play for speed! *Drakin thrusts the wrench to the ground at Antihero’s head, but Antihero rolls out of the way and returns to his feet…* TH: A near strike from Drakin. Antihero has to play this safer or he’ll be fried. JK: Drakin doesn’t need a magnifying glass to fry Antihero when he has that big, massive, pipe wrench! *Antihero runs over and dropkicks the pipe wrench out of Drakin’s hands…* TH: A speedy disarm from Antihero!
Elbow drop from Drakin! JK: At least he can think on his feet. *Drakin gets up with Antihero and chucks him into the audience barrier…* TH: Drakin using his superior size and strength on Antihero and he goes for the pipe wrench again. JK: Drakin needs to distract Antihero away from the pipe wrench so he can use it at the right time. *Antihero springs to his feet and runs up to Drakin, barraging him with jabs and quick hooks…* TH: Kill the body and the head will die – that’s probably part of Antihero’s strategy tonight. JK: Not with a – vicious – uppercut to the gut like that from Drakin. TH: Drakin using more of his weight advantage and a kick to Antihero’s belly-
DDT! Antihero’s down! JK: One. Two. No dice. Antihero is made of sterner stuff.*Drakin holds onto the hooked leg and stands up with it…* TH: Drakin going for a – drop kick to Antihero’s leg! JK: Antihero’s greatest advantage is his mobility and speed. If he gives things an hour Drakin might feel pain through sheer attrition. TH: But only if he can move and Drakin is working on dismantling him tonight and quickly. JK: Drakin has to defend his Freakin’ Awesome Championship and he has the Battle Bowl later tonight. *Antihero hops to his feet and spin kicks Drakin, backing him away by a step or so...* TH: Drakin barely budging. Those seventy five pounds are doing their job.*Antihero dropsaults Drakin in the midsection, knocking Drakin on his butt.* JK: Antihero has to give his all against the founder of the Fallen. Drakin is on his ass, but not for long.*Antihero kips up and...* TH: A low angle spear to Drakin. Antihero with a flurry of blows!JK: He has to keep this kind of assault on Drakin to keep the advantage. If he lets up once, Drakin can still take back control of the match.*Antihero stands up, grabs the apron, and stomps on Drakin...* TH: Antihero probably came into this match with just that in mind. He's ruthless tonight and persistent.JK: And he goes for the pin already?TH: One. Two. Near fall. Drakin with the shoulder up and he overpowers Antihero! Drakin on top now and he's giving it to Antihero!*Drakin gets up after a flurry of punches to Antihero and picks him with him...* JK: Drakin with an Irish whip- Antihero to the stairs! This bug is getting squashed!TH: He ain't done yet, King!*Drakin charges for Antihero, who rests against the steps and...* TH: Drakin with a dropkick!JK: Now Antihero is getting squashed.*Drakin picks up Antihero and hip tosses him to the audience barrier.* TH: Drakin isn't the kind to swat a fly. He likes to pull the wings off, and he's going to take apart Antihero tonight.JK: Doesn't sound like a good idea to me. Not with the Battle Bowl up ahead for him.TH: And he goes for the pin again. One. Two.
Antihero stays in the game!*Drakin picks up Antihero again and slides him into the ring, following not far behind...* TH: Drakin taking the match into the ring.JK: He's more in his element there. Too bad for Antihero those ropes won't save him.*Antihero rolls back outside, but to a different side.* TH: Looks like Antihero is on the run from Drakin now.JK: Hunter become the hunted blah blah blah.*Drakin hops out of the ring from another side and charges for Antihero, who slides back into the ring.* JK: This is cat and mouse, but the mouse is the one who came into this with the spirit.TH: And the cat is all too happy to-
Dropkick to the face! Drakin to the outside!*Antihero takes a breath, then hops onto the ropes...* JK: Antihero going high risk. He's sealing his fate!*Antihero hops from the bottom rope to the top rope and then cross body splashes a standing Drakin, taking him back to the ground.* TH: High risk payoff for Antihero. You were saying, King?JK: Smart ass.*Antihero rifles under the apron...* TH: Antihero's getting more weapons it looks like.JK: He's gonna need them to beat Drakin. Hell, Jonathan Michaels needed them to beat Drakin to save the Hardcore Championship.*Antihero pulls out a chair as Drakin gets to one knee...* JK: Drakin's ready for more action. More pain.*Antihero swings the chair. Drakin takes it to the back and rolls to the audience barrier.* TH: A sharp whack to the back of Seth Drakin. Antihero has him on the run now.*Antihero takes another swing for Drakin. Drakin darts forward. Antihero misses and whacks the barrier.* JK: That's gotta hurt Antihero's hands.TH: Don't Drakin know that. Here he comes!*Drakin gets on his feet and charges for Antihero. He lifts him up and bashes him against the barrier.* TH: Drakin takes Antihero the barrier! Antihero still has the chair!*Drakin backs up. Antihero is on his feet, leaning on the barrier, and brings the chair down on Drakin's head.* JK: Drakin is down. Antihero with the pin.TH: One. Two. Th- Drakin gets the shoulder up!JK: This is the path you chose Antihero! Drakin is here to keep that belt and he is here to win the Battle Bowl for a record third time!*Antihero gets up to grab the chair, but-* TH: Drakin with a drop toe hold!JK: Face meet chair. That's a blow to the noggin if I ever saw one.*Drakin dazedly gets up and shakes his head...* JK: I bet Drakin feels like a used spray paint can right now.TH: Or an empty Raid can.*Drakin stands over Antihero...* TH: Drakin is ready to end this match. All these weapons are taking their toll on his body.JK: Antihero has not been kind tonight, but it's time for the Inquisition. It's time to retain the Freakin' Awesome Title.*Drakin lifts Antihero up between his legs and locks in the Inquisition.* TH: And the Inquisition is locked in. Can Antihero take the pain?JK: Well, to his credit, Ants are invertebrates. That's an important advantage he has against an elevated camel clutch.TH: But is it enough? Will Seth Drakin snap Antihero apart at the thorax?JK: The what?TH: The midsection, King.Drakin: Give it up! Give it up Ghost Ant!JK: Don't lose your cool, Drakin.*Drakin drops Antihero to the ground and...* TH: He's heading for the pipe wrench.JK: Drakin wants Antihero absolutely finished. That pipe wrench doesn't hold back.TH: Wait, Antihero!*Antihero rolls over, does a handstand and catches Drakin with a Yoshi Tonic* TH: Ghost Rider! Ghost Rider! Antihero with the Ghost Rider!JK: One! Two! Thr-what?TH: Not enough for Seth Drakin! Not enough to take the Freakin' Awesome Championship!*Drakin reaches over and grabs the chair...* TH: Antihero with resourcefulness!JK: Boom, headshot! I can't believe he's doing it!TH: Here we go again. One!
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No!*Drakin gets the shoulder up. Antihero rolls away from Drakin and buries his face/mask in his hands while Drakin lies on the ground.* JK: Antihero is really taking it to Drakin, but Drakin sure is one tough son of a bitch.TH: Maybe Antihero, Ghost Ant - however you want to call him - maybe he doesn't have what it takes to beat Seth Drakin.JK: Drakin did beat him for the Freakin' Awesome Title. A victory would be mere consistency.TH: But their first match was nowhere near this level of violence.
And Antihero goes for the pipe wrench himself.JK: He's getting desperate. He came here to destroy Seth Drakin and he's desperate.TH: I don't know if Seth Drakin isn't desperate himself. He's just dazed right now.JK: Dazed but not out, and he's starting to get up.TH: That sure is a big pipe wrench.JK: It's gotta weigh fifty pounds!TH: I don't know about that but it is large and in charge for sure.
Drakin back into the ring and here comes Antihero to meet him.JK: It could come down to this deathblow right here.TH: What an opening match, King.JK: Can you imagine if they just shook hands?*Drakin, on his knees, darts up and...* TH: Clothesline to Antihero. Down goes the wrench.JK: Drakin is safe now. He's taking back control of the match. He'll be damned if Antihero takes that belt from him.*Drakin kicks Antihero in the stomach, bending him over, and then forces him shoulderfirst into the ringpost.* TH: Drakin has taken much, but how much more can Antihero take?JK: Judging from my boot versus other ants, it's amazing he got this far.*Drakin grabs the ropes and stomps on Antihero.* JK: What better place to put Ants than in a mudhole?TH: Not sure I follow that metaphor, King.JK: Okay, how about "yeah, stomp that bug, Drakin. Stomp that bug flat?"TH: Sounds better to me.*Drakin picks up Antihero into a bent position and stands over Antihero's head...* JK: It's time for the Tale's End.TH: And that means the match's end.*Drakin bends over, when Antihero hops and slides between Drakin's legs...* TH: A slippery escape from Antihero!JK: Don't turn around Drakin!TH: Roundhouse kick to the Freakin' Awesome Champion! Drakin is rocked!*Drakin backs up to the ropes and bounces back to Antihero...* TH: Antihero with the Gory Special!JK: Look at the strength of that Ant!TH: Ants have one hundred times the proportionate strength of men!JK: You don't say!*Drakin leverages himself down the mat and lifts up Antihero...* TH: Backslide pin reversal! Drakin could have it!JK: One!
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Thr-TH: Antihero kicks out! Antihero kicked out!*Antihero rolls off of Drakin's back and throws a kick to Drakin's side as Drakin adjusts his footing.* TH: Antihero whipping out a flurry of kicks to Drakin's side. He must have caught a second wind.*Drakin rolls his way to the ropes to stand up but Antihero charges for a knee to Drakin, but...* TH: Oh no! Drakin's got a hold of that tenacious ant!
Modified belly to belly suplex! Both men are down!JK: Are there any more stops to pull?TH: Drakin still hasn't nailed the Tale's End, so there most certainly is. Antihero hasn't Stepped into the Light. There are always more stops King.*Both men start to get up, each grabbing the second rope for assistance...* JK: Seth Drakin has got to be past the point that he won't be the same in the Battle Bowl. Every second he lasts in the Battle Bowl will be earned.TH: Antihero has put up a heroic effort regardless of his methods. These two men...*Both men are up. Drakin hooks his arm behind Antihero's head and-* TH: A punch to Antihero's gut.
What a vicious kick to Drakin's leg!JK: Is there a dust cloud surrounding these men?TH: And Drakin with a slap! Antihero is rocked!JK: And here he comes back with a roundhouse kick! Oh no, Drakin with the sidestep. Eye rake to Antihero!*Antihero puts his hands over his face...* TH: Drakin resorting to less technical measures now. He's gonna make sure he wins at least one match tonight, and that's the one with some guaranteed gold.JK: And he's gonna do with- *Drakin attempts another slap to Antihero, who suddenly ducks him.* JK: Wait a minute... Antihero's wearing a mask!TH: Antihero with a brief psychout to Seth Drakin! Another roundhouse kick! Another side step. Kick to the gut!JK: Here it comes... Tale's End! Tale's End!
Wait... Drakin landed on the pipe wrench! Antihero's still on his feet!TH: And the psychout paid off. Antihero with the mount, but Drakin's shoulders aren't on the mat, so he's safe too. In a manner.*Antihero stands up over Drakin-* TH: Drakin with a small package! He's got Antihero now!
One! Two! No! Antihero with the kickout!JK: This is human chess at its finest. I don't care how many weapons and high risk moves it takes.*Both men get up, but Antihero clutches the pipe wrench and...* TH: Ooh... a gut check to Seth Drakin!*Antihero drops the pipe wrench and hoists Drakin up with a Gory Special for...* JK: It was nice knowing ya Drakin!*Antihero piledrives Drakin...* TH: Step into the Light! Step into the Light straight onto the pipe wrench! Drakin is out! Antihero with the pin!JK: One!
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Three!MM: Here is your winner and NEW Freakin' Awesome Wrestling Alliance Freakin' Awesome Champion: Antihero!*Antihero lays on his back as the Freakin' Awesome Championship belt is retrieved for him. Drakin is out...* TH: What an incredible opening match. The Fallen is not invincible! Seth Drakin has been defeated! Antihero reigns supreme! Hope lives in the FAWA!JK: I regrettably may have to change my position on Ants.TH: Antihero is the new Freakin' Awesome Champion! What a hard fought victory...*Antihero is stood up and handed the Freakin' Awesome Title belt, which he holds up over his head. Drakin is attended by paramedics.* TH: A blow has been dealt to the Fallen tonight. If Seth Drakin can be beaten, can Square be beaten? What about Ryan Blood?JK: I wonder about whether Seth Drakin can hack it in the Battle Bowl now.TH: Well, he's hopefully got some time to recover.JK: I think Bull Ant had better watch out for Seth Drakin's wrath tonight.TH: Everyone probably should beware his wrath.
A hell of an opening match and we still have a lot of action for you.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 31, 2012 20:31:04 GMT -5
[glow=gold,2,300]BATTLE BOWL[/glow] [/color][/size] [/center] [glow=GOLD,2,300]NO HOLDS BARRED[/glow] JACK CAIN VERSUS JEREMY DUPOE
NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH JACK CAIN VERSUS JEREMY DUPOETim Hoss: Now this one has got the potential to be very, very weird, and very, very violent.Jesse King: Yeah, we’ve got an emissary from the Devil and a giant former bodyguard with a penchant for cigars. Suppose we can expect some lighting up tonight Hoss?TH: With a bit of luck we won’t burn the place down, but newcomer Jack Cain and our CEO Jeremy Dupoe will go head to head in a No Holds Barred match next.JK: And this has been born out of a couple of weeks of animosity that seems like a lot longer, and it all started when Cain tried to get noticed.*A brief vignette airs showing the brawl involving Mario Nett, Cain and Dupoe on Niteraw a few weeks ago, and their back and forth promos over the past week.* TH: Will Dupoe put down the rebellion, or will the new man get the attention he craves? Let’s go tot Michael Muffer.Michael Muffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a No Holds Barred match, where the outcome can be decided only by pinfall or submission.*“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die” echoes throughout the arena. Pyro strikes the stage. Jeremy Dupoe rises through a hole bellowing fog. He arrives reading a book, when he gets to the top of the stage he slams the book shut with one hand and a 20 foot wall of flame erupts behind him after which he starts walking to ring with the book in hand shooting disgusted looks at the crowd.* [size-3] MM: Introducing first, from Arkham, Massachusetts, weighing 210 pounds, the Chief Executive Officer of the Freakin’ Awesome Wrestling Alliance, “The Envoy of Chaos”, Jeremy Dupoe! [/size] *Dupoe sneaks one last at the book before setting it by the book by the turnbuckle and climbing the stairs. He enters the ring through the ropes removes his robe and waits in the corner.* MM: And his opponent: *The opening strings of “Standing in the Sun” sound and Jack Cain makes his way to the top of the ramp. He basks in the spotlight for a moment, and lights his cigar. Then he struts towards the ring, a semi-serious/mocking of his opponent look on his face.* MM: From Blackwater Bay, Florida, weighing 338 pounds, Jack Cain! Cain enters the ring, he removes his jacket and shirt, and removes his trousers as The Million Dollar Man did with his suit before matches. He mounts a turnbuckle and raise both arms to the crowd, before asking the referee for an ashtray. He takes a last drag on his cigar and blows the smoke towards Dupoe opponent, before stubbing it out and handing the ashtray to ringside.* *Dupoe wastes little time and clubs Cain over the back of the head with his book, flooring the bigger man. He whacks Cain in the kidneys with the book again, then rams it spine first into the small of his back, causing him to bellow in agony. Dupoe follows up with several brutal kicks to Cain’s kidney area, sending him flopping to ringside.* JK: I think our cocky friend has bit off a little more than he can chew with our esteemed CEO, don’t you Hoss?TH: Well Cain has talked a good game so far, but looks like he is going to be in for a tough ride in this one. He’s got a lot of experience at out and out fighting though, US Marine Corps boxing titles, Golden Gloves, MMA combat experience and his little sideline as a bodyguard can’t be for nothing, can they?JK: Did you hear him and Christian Bale have obscenity contests to see who can recount the most swear words in a minute?TH: Really, who wins?JK: I don’t know, but I don't think they give a fu…*Dupoe slams Cain’s head into the ringpost and he staggers towards the announce table, looking out on his feet, Dupoe smirks as he kicks Cain from behind and leaves him sprawled over the commentators’ desk face down. The CEO makes his way over to Cain to give him a dose of further punishment, but the big man grabs Jesse King’s laptop and hurls it at Dupoe, catching him square in the chest and knocking the wind out of him. Cain shakes off the cobwebs and goes over to where Dupoe is trying to get his breath. He picks up the laptop and braces it against the back of Jeremy’s head, then while bringing it down, jams his knee up into Dupoe’s face, squashing his head between knee and computer. Cain grins, and hauls Dupoe up into a military press before dumping him over the top rope back into the ring. He fishes under the apron and wrenches a steel trash can free of the ring. Dupoe is still getting back to his feet when Cain dumps it over his head. TH: This isn’t going to be nice is it King?JK: About as nice as my first wife Hoss…*Cain grabs the laptop and smashes it down on top of the trash can’s upturned base. He then delivers two more almighty hits to either side then removes the can from Dupoe’s head. He blasts him across the face with a roundhouse kick that floors the CEO. TH: How the Hell can someone that size do that?JK: Must be taking his vitamins, last person I knew could get their leg that high got a Playboy spread…*Cain goes for a cover. 1 2 But Dupoe forces his way out. Not finished, the big man gets up and grabs the shattered laptop, looking to rend the screen away from the keyboard.. Dupoe though, has the trash can lid and slams it down hard on Cain’s head, stunning the bigger man. The CEO mumbles something to himself, then smashes it into Cain’s throat, knocking him to the floor. Dupoe leaps on top of Cain, shouting incoherent phrases in a variety of languages, and starts to throttle him around the throat. Cain’s eyes bulge as Dupoe squeezes tighter. He tries to break the chokehold, but Jeremy hangs on, looking even more determined to break his foe. Cain finally interlaces his fingers through Dupoes’s arms, and jerks his arms up, breaking the choke and grabbing some much needed air.* TH: Good lawd! I thought Dupoe was gonna strangle him there.JK: But that’s the military and MMA training coming into play there, Cain still had enough presence of mind to use his knowledge to break the hold.*Cain rolls away, gasping for oxygen still. Dupoe slams both palms on the canvas, and waits for Cain to slowly get to his feet, where he punishes him with a vicious neck breaker. The CEO rolls to the outside and grabs the ring bell, brandishing it as an offensive weapon. He re-enters the ring and goes to blast Cain with the bell, but the bigger man gets his knees up as Dupoe hurtles towards him, tripping the CEO and jarring the bell out of his hands. Cain drops to the outside, still breathing heavily and holding his throat, Dupoe is angry, and looks around for the bell. Not seeing where the item has gone, he walks over to the edge of the ring where Cain is. The bigger man has just enough presence of mind to grab Dupoe’s ankles and drag him to the outside, walloping him with a hard forearm blow across the chest.* TH: That shot echoed round this arena King, there’s a long way to go in this one.JK: Yeah but we’re in a No Holds Barred Match Hoss, Dupoe is much more versed in this type of contest that Cain. This is only his second match for God’s sake!TH: Well we’ve seen guys come from nowhere before and do damage straight away, but you’re right King, this is Dupoe’s type of match, and his experience could prove crucial.*Cain doubles Dupoe over with a hard right hand to the gut, then blasts him with a series of elbow strikes to the head, stunning his opponent. He follows up with a flurry of quick jabs to the stomach and a solid right hook to the face that knocks the CEO silly. Cain reaches under the ring and produces a wooden table. The crowd begins to cheer.* JK: Uh-oh, I don’t like the look of this Hoss.TH: I think Cain has finally realised that he’s going to have to go that extra mile to win this, and he’s started to walk the first few steps!*Cain props the table up in the ring, then grabs his stricken opponent on the outside, hoisting him up so he’s sitting on the top rope.* TH: Oh Hell no, he isn’t gonna?JK: To quote Sherriff JW Pepper, he sure is, boy…*Cain goes to the top rope, and lifts Dupoe up into a vertical suplex while balancing on the top rung. He uses his strength to hold Dupoe up there for a good ten seconds, before driving him through the table with an almighty superplex.* TH: Bah Gawd, that is one of the most dangerous moves I’ve ever seen!JK: High risk, but he’s gotta do something like that to put Dupoe away.*Cain, stunned himself, crawls over to Dupoe and makes a cover. 1 2 *But Dupoe kicks out at the last moment. Cain rolls off his opponent, looking exhausted. Dupoe, similarly tired, struggles to get to his feet. Cain looms over him, but Dupoe responds with a low blow, knocking his opponent to the mat. The CEO again rolls to the outside, and reaches under the ring, producing steel chair after steel chair, until ten are scattered around the ring. Dupoe then goes further under the ring, and comes out with an industrial plastic bag. He reaches in and scatters thumbtacks across the seat of one of the chairs. He lays Cain’s head across the seat, and then clubs him across the back of the head with another chair, embedding several tacks into his opponents forehead. Dupoe goes for a cover.* TH: That’s gotta hurt.JK: Worse than a divorce and an alimony hearing in one day. I hope Cain has medical insurance!TH: I’m sure he has a famous movie star ready to pay for that.JK: Probably Will Wheaton…*The ref counts Dupoe’s cover. 1 2 *But Cain throws his arm clear at the last second.* TH: I thought he had him there King.JK: Dupoe is tough, you should know that, but I think he’s got his hands full with this kid.*Dupoe goes back to ringside and retrieves the ring bell, to make use of the weapon he lost before. He mounts the apron, but Cain slams a roundhouse kick into his head, then beals him over the top rope to land back first on a bunch of thumbtacks. Dupoe grimaces in pain, as Cain crosses to the scattered chairs. He folds them all up and starts to stack them on top of one another, until a two feet high pile rests in the centre of the ring. He grabs the thumbtack back, and empties the contents on top of the pile of chairs.* TH: Oh this looks sick.JK: Somebody’s gonna get hurt here Hoss…*Cain whips Dupoe to the ropes, and grabs him around the waist, he turns him upside down in a tilt-a-whirl lift, before dropping him, headfirst, onto the pile of chairs and tacks with a Tombstone piledriver.* TH: He calls that the Thunderdriver King, and I think the Heavens are about to open for our CEO. JK: No way! He can’t win it like this!*Cain makes the cover.* 1 2 3 TH: Good Lord, that finishing move looks painful, even worse when he delivers it on that deathtrap he set up!JK: I refuse to believe it, you don’t beat the CEO like that. MM: Here is your winner, Jack Cain! TH: Big win here for the newcomer…wait…what’s this?*Mario Nett appears from under the ring with a chair. He blasts Cain from behind, felling him, then repeatedly batters him with the weapon until he is prone on the floor.* JK: Looks like the new kid didn’t get it all his own way did he? Ha ha.TH: Reprehensible King, nobody invited Nett.JK: I don’t recall this being a garden party, he can be here if he wants.*The ref checks on Cain as Nett helps Dupoe from the ring.* TH: I don’t think this one is over King, JK: Oh no, I think the CEO will have more in mind for our body guarding friend.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 31, 2012 20:31:27 GMT -5
[glow=gold,2,300]BATTLE BOWL[/glow] [/color][/size] [/center] [glow=SILVER,2,300]INTERFORUMS CHAMPIONSHIP[/glow] LORD BRIAN ALEXANDER VERSUS AARON ENIGMA VERSUS SQUARE
JK: Up next we have a triple threat match for the Inter-Forum title, Tim!TH: This is going to be a violent match, King. Enigma wants his title back, and two men stand in his way.JK: It was only a couple weeks ago that Square cashed in his briefcase and won the title from Enigma. Brian Alexander never got his title match, so here he is in this match with two people that clearly don't like each other.TH: That could prove an advantage to Lord Alexander though, Jesse. The other two might not focus as much on him.JK: Well let's see what happens, Tim. It's starting right now!MM: The following contest is a triple threat match, and it is for the FAWA INTER-FORUM CHAMPIONSHIP!!!*When You're Evil by Voltaire* *After the Violin Intro and the actual lyrics start Alexander (Accompanied by Rose Blaque) Walks out to the ring, tipping hs hat to ladies at ringside. Rose simply glowers at them and follows. He Meanders to the ring and makes a formal bow in the center of the ring At the Line "Your tears are all the payment that I need" . He hands the Hat Cane and Jacket to Rose who stays by ringside.* MM: Introducing first, from the Palatial Alexander Estates. Weighing in at 220 lbs...being accompanied to the ring by Rose Blaque, "LORD" BRIAN ALEXANDER!!!JK: This guy hasn't done very much since coming to FAWA, but he's got a great chance to put his name on the map tonight, Tim.TH: Brian Alexander has had a few high profile matches, but he hasn't been able to break the glass ceiling yet, Jesse.*Sleep Now in the Fire by Rage Against the Machine* *Music starts and after a loud "YEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!" The entrance erupts with fire, creating a ring that Aaron stands in. He looks around with a deathly serious glare at his opponent before moving towards the ring. He walks calmly but with an intense look on his face. He jumps into the ring and throws his magnifying glass and hat to the crowd before staring at the entrance ramp.* MM: This man weighs in at 230 pounds! He comes to FAWA by way of Concord, NH. He is THE HEAD DETECTIVE...AARON ENIGMA!!!TH: Look at the intensity in Aaron's eyes tonight, Jesse.JK: He looks like a man possessed, Tim. Remember what he did to James Troy a couple weeks ago? TH: I've never seen Aaron this mad before. This does not bode well for Square and Brian Alexander.JK: I wouldn't worry about Square. The Fallen are no pushovers, Gorilla.*I Don't Care by Fall Out Boy* *Square walks out and poses on stage making a S with hands, walks down to ring high fiving and poses on turnbuckle again.* MM: The Inter-Forum champion has refused to enter the arena unless I read this word for word. Coming to the ring now, from the greatest nation in the world England! He weighs in at 215 pounds of rippling muscle as well as an extra 15 pounds of the championship belt. This man has a lion skin rug in his home! The lion isn't dead, it's just afraid to move because of this man! There used to be a street named after him, but it was changed because nobody crosses this man and lives! Ghosts sit around campfires and tell horror stories about this man!
He is The Master of Mayhem, The Human Hate Machine, Her Majesty's Greatest Export, The Human Mirror, , The Perpendicular Punisher, The Ultimate Riddle, God's Gift to Professional Wrestling and is the Revolution of Evolution. He is the Inter-Forum champion, THIS IS SQUARE!!!TH: Wow...that may have topped the last entrance, King.JK: This guy is brimming with confidence, Tim. He is going to make short work of these two challengers.TH: You shouldn't say that, Jesse. You should know better than anyone that Enigma cannot be underestimated, and that's exactly what Square is doing right now. JK: Yes but he could just avoid Enigma and pin Alexander for the win!TH: ...but Enigma could do the same thing, King.*The bell sounds and Enigma moves straight for Square. Square backs away behind LBA and Enigma tries to push him out of the way. LBA pushes Enigma back and the two lock horns in the middle of the ring with Square watching.* TH: Seems like Square's strategy may be just to sit back and let the other two men fight. JK: It is a pretty good idea if you ask me, Tim.*Enigma notices Square smirking in the corner. He pushes LBA back into the ropes. Right as he breaks his hold on LBA he spins quickly and nails Square with a right hand. LBA comes up behind Enigma and nails him in the back of the head with an elbow though, and Enigma drops to his knees.* TH: Enigma is no stranger to triple threat matches, King. He's used to taking a lot of punishment in these matches.JK: Yeah well he needs to be careful or he will end up losing.*Square and LBA tag team Aaron with a volley of stomps in the corner. They lift him up and throw him out of the ring. LBA turns around and Square nails him with a dropkick. He goes for a pin but LBA quickly kicks out.* TH: Seems that Square's plan is to take Enigma out of the running.JK: A good strategy considering Enigma has a dangerous look in his eyes.*Square picks up LBA and throws him to the ropes. LBA reverses it though and throws Square into them. As Square bounces off Enigma jumps under the bottom rope into the ring. Square ducks a clothesline then as LBA jumps over Square on the rebound, Enigma explodes forward and nails the champ with a huge STO!* JK: That was a huge move from Enigma!TH: Offense out of nowhere. He's truly one of the most dangerous men in the company.*Square rolls out of the ring to recover for a minute. Aaron moves to get out of the ring but LBA spins him around and tries to punch him. Aaron blocks the punch and kicks LBA in the gut. He throws LBA into the corner and charges at him but LBA moves out of the way. LBA grabs Aaron and drops him with a neckbreaker before going for a pin, but Aaron easily kicks out.* JK: It seems like Alexander is really taking advantage of this moment!TH: You are right, Jesse. Brian Alexander could win this!*LBA picks Aaron up and throws him into the corner. He charges at him for a running knee but Aaron moves out of the way. LBA stops himself but he turns around and gets hit with a dropkick from Aaron. Aaron goes for a pin but LBA quickly kicks out!* TH: A lot of early pin attempts, King.JK: They are trying to steal a quick victory, Tim. A good strategy really.*Aaron picks up LBA and signals for the Brilliant Deduction. Square gets back in the ring though and Aaron lets go of LBA. Square and Enigma stare at each other in the center of the ring before the two charge at each other, exchanging punches.* TH: Business just picked up, King!JK: Things are about to get heated!*Square gets the upper hand in the exchange and pushes Aaron into the ropes. Square throws Aaron across the ring but gets hit with a shoulder block from Aaron on the rebound. Aaron moves towards Square for a pin, but LBA spins him around and hits a huge European uppercut!* TH: I think Brian Alexander may have the best chance to win, King!JK: I still have to pick Square, but he certainly has the upper hand right now.*LBA picks up Aaron and tries for a suplex. Aaron counters it and hits a suplex of his own on LBA. Square nails Aaron in the back of the head with a right hand though and quickly spins Aaron around and suplexes him into the bottom turnbuckle.* TH: That was a huge move from Square, King!JK: That's exactly why he is the champion right now, Tim.*Aaron rolls out of the ring and tries to shake the cobwebs out of his head. Square moves to LBA and picks him up. Square backs up and spins and tries to elbow LBA. LBA ducks under the move and kicks Square in the gut. He quickly lifts Square up and tries a butterfly suplex but Square counters into a back body drop.* TH: Square wanted to end the match there. JK: He was inches away from hitting the Squareplosion!TH: Centimeters, King. They don't use inches in England.*Square lays into LBA with a series of stomps before backing up and hitting a running leg drop on him. Square gets up and hits one more leg drop before going for a pin, but LBA kicks out after a 2 count.* JK: Square is feeling the momentum now, Tim!TH: This match could be over quite soon, King.*Square argues that the ref slow counted as Aaron slips back in the ring behind him. Aaron hits a dropkick that sends Square sprawling out of the ring. Aaron bounces off the ropes and jumps over the top rope, hitting Square with a suicide dive!* JK: Enigma is really pulling out all the stops.TH: I don't think I've ever seen him do that, King. He really wants that title back.*Aaron slowly gets up and throws Square back in the ring. He gets in the ring but LBA grabs him and hits a quick DDT on Enigma. He goes for the pin but Aaron kicks out at 2! He moves to pin Square, but he also kicks out at 2!* TH: Alexander almost won twice! JK: Taking advantage of the moment. That what a triple threat match is all about, Tim.*LBA moves towards Square and lifts him up. He hits him with a suplex and goes for the pin. Aaron manages to get up and lands on both men with a senton drop and quickly goes for a pin on LBA, but he kicks out at 2!* TH: Seems like nobody can get any continued momentum, King.JK: It's just one game-changing move after another, Tim.*Aaron picks up Square and tries the Brilliant Deduction but Square blocks it. Square pushes Aaron off him and quickly spins. He decks Aaron with the Squareplosion but Aaron falls out of the ring!* JK: SQUAREPLOSION! Square is gonna win!TH: I don't know, King. Enigma fell out of the ring. Square will have to go get him if he wants the pin.*Square moves to get Aaron back in the ring but he's stopped by LBA. LBA goes for a German suplex, but Square flips through it. LBA turns around and ducks under a right hand from Square before hitting a vicious European uppercut, sending the champ reeling into the corner!* TH: LBA could win this match! Enigma is still out on the mat outside the ring!JK: He is beginning the stir but can he recover enough to make a difference in the match?TH: Don't ever count him out, King.*LBA charges and hits Square a running knee in the corner. He throws Square to the mat and tries to pin him, but Square barely kicks out!* TH: You know I don't think anybody expected LBA to be in the match this long. JK: He is certainly making a case why he should be a champion, Tim.*LBA picks up Square and hits a huge gutwrench powerbomb on the champion! He goes for the pin, but Aaron pulls LBA off Square from outside the ring before the 3 count!* TH: Enigma just saved the match!JK: I can't believe he is able to move honestly.*LBA hits Aaron with a clothesline outside the ring before getting back in. He picks up Square and throws him into the ropes but Square reverses it. Square hits LBA with a big knee to the gut and goes for a pin, but LBA just manages to kick out!* TH: Another momentum shift! Who will emerge victorious?JK: Enigma is finally making his way back to the ring. Can he take advantage of the situation?*Square turns around to see Aaron get in the ring. He goes towards Aaron but gets kicked in the gut and dropped with a quick DDT!* JK: All three men are down in the ring!TH: Whoever gets up first will have the advantage!*Aaron uses the ropes and is the first to get to his feet. He moves towards LBA and picks him up only to be kicked in the gut. He turned around and gets kicked in the gut again by Square. He sees Square bounce off the ropes and dives out of the way as Square and LBA clothesline each other to the mat!* JK: Enigma just turns nothing into something over and over again. I just don't get it honestly, Tim.TH: He reads the situation and reacts accordingly all in a fraction of a second. This guy is ridiculous.*Aaron moves to pin LBA, but he just kicks out before 3! He pins Square, but the same thing happens! Aaron looks a bit frustated but he laughs in the ring and points to the crowd. The crowd starts going crazy as Aaron picks up both men and throws them into opposite corners!* TH: I think Aaron has a plan, King.JK: It better end with a Brilliant Deduction, Tim. Otherwise this match isn't going to end anytime soon.*Aaron moves towards Square and whips him across the ring into LBA. Aaron charges at both of them but Square gets out of the way. Aaron jumps and splashes LBA but turns around and gets grabbed by Square and dropped with a clawhold STO! Square goes for the pin but Aaron just manages to kick out!* JK: The plan failed somewhat, but at least his resiliency keeps Enigma in the match!TH: How much more punishment can everyone take though? *LBA picks up Square and throws him into the corner. He lifts up Aaron and hits a Samoan cutter on him! He goes for the pin but Square just manages to break it up!* JK: Brian Alexander almost stole the title! TH: The Devil You Don't, what an insane move. Enigma may be out cold!*Square and LBA argue in the center of the ring before trading punches. Square pushes LBA back into a corner but LBA pushes Square off him. He whips Square into the ropes and hits a big back body drop on the champion! He picks him up and tries to hit another Samoan cutter but Square weasels out of the hold and spins LBA around before hitting a snap fisherman suplex!* TH: These two are taking everything out on each other. JK: Yeah but Enigma's been hit with both men's signature finishing move. He's just beginning to stir now from the move that LBA hit him with!*Aaron gets to his knees and attempts to stand up. Square moves over to him and hits him with a dropkick to the side of the head and goes for a pin. LBA just manages to break up the pin though!* JK: Nobody is going to win as long as three people are able to move. One person has to be taken out!TH: You could argue both Square and LBA have tried taking out Enigma. What else do they have to do to the detective? JK: Don't forget both men are wasting a lot of energy fighting each other. Besides those two moves Aaron hasn't expended as much energy.TH: But he's also taken two shots to the head. That might mess up his ability to think on his feet! *Square and LBA go back to arguing over who should win. Aaron manages to get up and lean in a corner. He shakes his head, trying to get his mind to focus back on the fight. LBA sees this and pushes Square out of the way. He charges Enigma but Aaron ducks out of the way!* JK: Enigma is still as slippery as ever, Tim.TH: Brian Alexander walked right into that one, King.*Square comes up behind Enigma and spins, attempting another Squareplosion to the back of Enigma's head. Aaron drops to his knees and instead Square nails LBA with the elbow instead!* TH: Enigma is the puppet master. That is twice he's gotten his opponents to hit each other by ducking out of the way. JK: I just don't get it. It's just so easy with Enigma. People just keep falling for it.TH: It's because he knows when they will strike. He times it perfectly so there's no chance to react. *LBA slumps in the corner as Enigma jumps up and nails an uppercut on Square. He quickly lifts up the champion and hits him with the Brilliant Deduction!* TH: There it is! The Brilliant Deduction!JK: Why isn't he pinning Square though?*Aaron pulls LBA out of the corner and lifts him up, hitting him with the Brilliant Deduction as well!* JK: HE HIT BOTH OF THEM WITH IT?! TH: Turnabout is fair play, King. He took a power move from both of them. *Aaron looks between the two men and smiles before pinning LBA. The ref counts to three and calls for the bell!* MM: Your winner and the NEW INTER-FORUM CHAMPION...THE HEAD DETECTIVE...AARON EEEEEEEEEEEEENIGMA!!!!TH: HE DID IT! ENIGMA WON THE TITLE AGAIN!!!JK: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME? WHY WON'T THIS GUY LOSE?!*Aaron grabs the title and asks for a mic.* Aaron: I DID IT! I took back what is rightfully mine! This title is back where it belongs!*The crowd chants "Aaron! Aaron!" as he continues to talk while walking up the entrance ramp.* Aaron: This match was crazy wasn't it? I took a Squareplosion to the face and came back swinging. Brian Alexander, you certainly put up a hell of a fight. You will be a champion in this company soon, I can guarantee that.
As for you, Square. It seems The Fallen are not as powerful as you thought. Your cocky attitude, all the stupid saying, the nicknames, it doesn't get you anywhere. Joining The Fallen, it doesn't get you anywhere. You know what gets you places in this company? Intensity, ferocity, viciousness and respect. You have to respect your opponents power.
You walk into this ring thinking no matter what, you will win. You know where that gets you? It gets you NOWHERE! I came into this match respecting your talent as well as Brian Alexander's, and I took advantage of a few key situations to win. This won't be the last I see of you too, Square. I am no fool, but I AM THE INTER-FORUM CHAMPION!!!*Aaron drops the mic as the crowd continues to cheer.*
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 31, 2012 20:36:03 GMT -5
And that's Part One of Battle Bowl.
Tomorrow: Part 2: The Battle Bowl.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 31, 2012 20:46:44 GMT -5
Am I the only one who doesn't think this feels right, shouldn't the Fallen be thwarted at GookerMania, not before, if at all?
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 31, 2012 20:49:34 GMT -5
I'll admit, I'm quite surprised myself.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 31, 2012 21:30:18 GMT -5
Am I the only one who doesn't think this feels right, shouldn't the Fallen be thwarted at GookerMania, not before, if at all? To be frank, you're closer to being the only one than not. The results speak for themselves, being the reflection of the votes.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 31, 2012 21:51:52 GMT -5
I thought Drakin would retain his title. So that caught me off guard.
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