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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 25, 2012 22:45:34 GMT -5
 [glow=RED,2,300]Where the Big Kids Still Play[/glow]
[glow=black,2,300]THREAD 50[/glow]Established August 20, 2008 ____________________________________________________ Coming the Week of 12/23/12  [glow=99ff66,2,300]TUESDAY[/glow][GLOW=ORANGE,2,300] TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP[/glow] VERSUS BULL ANT[glow=99ff66,2,300]WEDNESDAY[/glow][glow=SILVER,2,300]FREAKIN' AWESOME
CHAMPIONSHIP[/glow]MOO MOO ANT VERSUS VINCENT VAN AGONY[glow=99ff66,2,300]ULTIMATE SURVIVAL CHALLENGE[/glow]
MICHAEL HAYDEN VERSUS SETH DRAKIN VERSUS MALEVOLENCE VERSUS JASON FLYNN[glow=99ff66,2,300]THURSDAY[/glow][glow=99ff66,2,300]THUNDERDOME[/glow][glow=gold,2,300]INTERFORUMS
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WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPIONSHIP[/glow]AARON ENIGMA VERSUS ANTIHERO VERSUS BOILER ROOM BRAWLER VERSUS JONATHAN MICHAELS____________________________________________________ [/center] Supercard ScheduleWeek of 02/05: LORD OF THE RING - (King of the Ring-style Tournament matches each NITERAW; Winner Faces World Champ at next supercard)Week of 03/18: THE ANIMATED PAY PER VIEW (Cartoon version of the fed)Week of 04/29: WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE (all matches Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal; members submit match stipulations)Week of 06/17: SUMMERFEST (Summer PPV; Money in the Bank or Botch Title Shot Matches)Week of 07/29: BATTLE BOWL (10-Man Battle Royal - winner faces World Champ at Gookermania)Week of 09/23: GOOKERMANIA V (our Wrestlemania-like show)Week of 10/28: NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES (Halloween Show; "Trick or Treat" Match Stipulations; Chamber of Horrors main event)Week of 12/23: WRESTLECRAPOCALYPSE (our tribute to Mayan Apocalypse)____________________________________________________ [glow=RED,2,300]ROSTER[/glow] (Template in the Second Post)
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[glow=gold,2,300]WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION:
JONATHAN MICHAELS[/glow][glow=RED,2,300]History[/glow]
[glow=silver,2,300]INTERFORUMS CHAMPION:
"THE HEAD DETECTIVE" AARON ENIGMA[/glow][glow=RED,2,300]History[/glow]
[glow=Silver,2,300]FREAKIN' AWESOME CHAMPION:
VINCENT VAN AGONY[/glow][glow=RED,2,300]History[/glow]
[glow=SILVER,2,300]TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS:
TRANSGRESSION & REDEMPTION[/glow][glow=RED,2,300]History[/glow]
[glow=orange,2,300]TELEVISION CHAMPION:
BULL ANT[/glow][glow=RED,2,300]History[/glow]
[glow=RED,2,300]RETIRED TITLES AND HISTORIES[/glow][glow=Red,2,300]Hardcore Championship [/glow][glow=blue,2,300]Championship of Honor [/glow][glow=orange,2,300]Heatz!!1 Championship [/glow][/size] [glow=gold,2,300]2012 LORD OF THE RING:
RYAN BLOOD[/glow][glow=RED,2,300]History[/glow][glow=gold,2,300]2012 MONEY IN THE BANK OR BOTCH WINNERS[/glow]World Title Shot - "The Emerald Warrior" Gus Richlen Interforums Title Shot - Square (Cashes in on Aaron Enigma) Freakin' Awesome Title Shot - The Smokin' Vokoun Pink Slip - "Damn Right" Jackson, Evil M & James "The Experience" Troy, and "the Envoy of Chaos" Jeremy Dupoe [glow=RED,2,300]History[/glow][glow=gold,2,300]2012 BATTLE BOWL WINNERS:
MICHAEL HAYDEN
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JONATHAN MICHAELS[/glow][glow=RED,2,300]History[/glow][/center] ____________________________________________________ [glow=red,2,300]MEMBERSHIP[/glow]WE ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS TO JOIN THE FREAKIN' AWESOME WRESTLING ALLIANCE. SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO BOILER ROOM BRAWLER IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. First, allow me, BRB, to be the first to welcome you, the prospective new member, to the Freakin' Awesome Wrestling Alliance, where the big kids still play. You are probably reading this and considering taking that next big step: becoming a member. It's a commitment to be sure, and it is often a daunting decision to make. It is a commitment, but I assure you that the rewards of participating in this e-fed to create fun and interesting gimmicks, write exciting matches, cut promos, and collaborate with fellow members on angles and feuds is well worth it. So what can you do as a member? First, very member may have one or more characters whether they be wrestlers, managers, valets, etc. Second, members are encouraged to cut in-character promos every week whether in the Promo Thread (see above for link) or as submissions to Boiler Room Brawler for Niteraw/Supercard Shows. Third, members are encouraged to write matches. It's the bread and butter of this e-fed, as every week is about reading exciting matches between roster members. Everyone feels at least a little intimidated when they haven't written matches before, but practice makes perfect and we have a Writers' Workshop thread for helping you along. Fourth, members are further encouraged to collaborate with their fellow members on angles and feuds as well as the week to week promos that build them. Ultimately, no one will yank your arm to do anything around here, but what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. Activity is a factor that I consider in my booking decisions. A member who participates in the Promo Thread and in the main shows will tend to get preferential treatment. Finally, recognize that it takes time to establish your character(s) and that it takes time to gain trust as someone to consistently vote for. It takes work, effort, and patience. You win some, you lose some, and if you stick to it, good things will come to you. No one is an overnight success here in the FAWA. It's a journey, not a destination. A legacy of writing exciting matches, cutting thrilling promos, and collaborating on captivating angles will be more rewarding in the long run than counting title runs. Being a member of the FAWA is what you make of it. So welcome to the FAWA. If you join, I think you'll like it here. [/spoiler] ____________________________________________________ [glow=red,2,300]SHOWS[/glow] {Spoiler}NITERAW is the weekly FAWA Show except for Supercard shows (see the schedule above.)
Every show is divided into three days, generally being posted on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. BRB often sends PMs with links to each part as he posts them out of courtesy.
BRB posts the cards after every show. These matches generally reflect title scenes, number one contender matches, and qualifiers for special matches at supercards. Players may request matches, but they must be willing to write any match request they make.
Once a final card is determined, Jonathan Michaels (sometimes BRB) PMs the card to every member so they can vote for who they want to win in every match (see below).
Match cards reflect the more significant matches for the week, but you are free to write squash matches with Non-Player Wrestlers (see roster below), bonus exhibition bouts with fellow FAWA Members (but work it out with them first), skits, promos, etc. ____________________________________________________ [glow=red,2,300]VOTING[/glow] {Spoiler}When voting, rate all contestants within a match on a scale from 1 (worst) to 10 (best) based on your opinion on the quality of their promos, gimmick, participation, role within an angle, etc.
Tag Teams count as a single contestant unless they are in an elimination tag match.
Jonathan Michaels or BRB counts the votes (depending on who sent the card) - the contestant with the most points in a match wins. Ties will result in a draw, double count out, double disqualification, no contest, etc - it's up to the match writer.
Match results only determine the winner of a match. They shall not reflect how the match is written, which is to be determined by the participants.
If all members within a match agree, they may forego the results of the vote in order to advance any greater agendas and angles they have. They must be sure to inform the writer if that writer is a third party.
____________________________________________________ [glow=red,2,300]WRITING[/glow] {Spoiler}SEND ALL SUBMISSIONS TO BOILER ROOM BRAWLER.
USE PROPER GRAMMAR, SPELLING, AND SYNTAX IN EVERY MATCH AND PROMO YOU SEND TO BOILER ROOM BRAWLER.
BOOKEND ALL NONVERBAL ACTIONS WITH ASTERISKS, NO MATTER IF YOU WRITE A MATCH OR A PROMO.
Example: *Brian Alexander stands Connor Mackenzie up and Irish whips him to the corner.*
WRAP ALL "TAPED SEGMENTS" (VIDEO PACKAGES, BACKSTAGE SEGMENTS, ETC) IN QUOTE TAGS TO DIFFERENTIATE THEM FROM IN-RING ACTION.
Example:
USE SIZE 3 FONT FOR ANY CHARACTER SPEAKING ON THE MICROPHONE IN THE PARTS UNKNOWN ARENA BUT NOT ON COMMENTARY.
Example: MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall...
USE SIZE 1 FONT FOR ANY CHARACTER SPEAKING OFF MIC IN THE PARTS UNKNOWN ARENA.
Example: The Punisher: Nighty-night.
JK: Punisher with the Endgame! That'll ruin his opponent's night.
MATCHES
- Promos are the bread and butter of the FAWA, but the matches are the meat and potatoes, and the FAWA can always use more cooks.
When a match card is sent, you may claim any match to write and turn in by the deadline.
You may write unofficially booked matches if you have express permission from other participants. You and other participants must agree to the finish on your own because it won't be on the card to be voted on.
You may write squash matches featuring FAWA Enhancement Talent. The finish is predetermined in your favor, unless you want a jobber to beat you - whatever floats your boat.
You do not need to be directly involved in a match that you claim, but be courteous if someone who is directly involved wants to write it themself.
COMMENTARY
- Commentary is good for clarifying the finer details of a match or promo, as well as highlighting individual events for emphasis.
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss and Jesse King are the FAWA announce team.
Gorilla Tim Hoss is a hybrid of Gorilla Monsoon and Jim Ross, and thus is the play-by-play man who often sides with faces.
His lines should be preceded by "TH: " and use the font color "ff9933."
- Example: TH: Bah gawd! This crowd's going bananas!
Jesse King is a hybrid of Jesse "The Body" Ventura and Jerry "The King" Lawler, and thus is the color commentator who often sides with heels.
Jesse King's lines should be preceded by "JK: " and use the font color "99ff66."
- Example: JK: I gotta tell you, TH; this "Punisher" Frank Castle is my kind of guy.
Michael Muffer is the FAWA's ring announcer. He uses the font color "ffff66" and the abbreviation "MM: ."
- Example: MM: Making his way to the ring from Hayward, California... Weighing 200lbs... Vincent! Van... Agony!
EVERY MATCH SHOULD HAVE THIS MINIMUM COMMENTARY:
1. Before every match, Tim Hoss and Jesse King briefly introduce the match and any background detail it may have. Different matches will have different levels of this than others.
2. Every match proper starts with Michael Muffer introducing each contestant as they enter the ring. He mentions their hometown and weight.
3. At the end of every match proper, Michael Muffer announces the winner and the manner of the victory.
4. After every match, Tim Hoss and Jesse King make conclusive remarks about the match before moving onto the next one.
PROOFREAD ALL MATCHES AND PROMOS BEFORE YOU SEND THEM TO BOILER ROOM BRAWLER:
- Is the text grammatically correct?
- Does the text have any spelling errors?
- Does your text conform to the writing standards?
- Are the events of the match or promo clearly depicted?
- Can you trim down any text? Any purple prose?
- Does your match have psychology? Is it a spotfest? Is your match believable?
- Are the actions of all contestants in character?
- Does your promo have a point? Does it build up to any matches? Also, an essay about e-fed match writing that should come in handy.Every week, points are rewarded for writing and submitting the following: {Spoiler}Write Officially Booked Niteraw Match - 2pts per match
Write Unofficially Booked Niteraw Match - 1pt per match
Write Officially Booked Supercard Match - 3pts per match
Write Unofficially Booked Supercard Match - 2pts per match
Write Match Commentary - 1pt per match
Write Single Promo, Package, Vignette, Sketch, or Squash match for Niteraw - 1pt
Write Single Promo, Package, Vignette, Sketch, or Squash match for Supercard Show - 2pts
Write Multiple Promos/Packages/Vignettes/Skits/Squashes for a show - +1pt (Not Cumulative; one time bonus each week)
Write Single Promo/Package/Vignette/Skit/Squash match for Promo Thread in a single week - 1pt
Writing Multiple Promos/Packages/Vignettes/Skits/Squashe matches for the Promo thread in a single week - +1pt (one time bonus each week; not cumulative)
Earned points can be used to "buy" your character straight into a title match - no questions asked. TV Title Shot - 15 points Tag Title Shot - 20 points from each member of the team Freakin' Awesome or Interforums Title Shot - 30 points World Title Shot - 60 points CURRENT POINTS EARNED:{Spoiler}Aaron Enigma - 51
Antihero - 32
Boiler Room Brawler - 24
Bull Ant - 11
Connor MacKenzie - 38
The Flaming Carrot - 15
Gus Richlen - 49
Jeremy Dupoe - 21
Jonathan Michaels - 12
Moonie - 7
The Sam - 5
Seth Drakin - 19
Spiked Mohican - 18
Viva - 2 [glow=red,2,300]PROMOTION[/glow] The FAWA thrives on a rich, diverse roster, and that means it always welcomes new members. Help out by spreading its presence on the Freakin' Awesome Network Forums and putting the following banner in your signature. Bear it with pride and always be ready to invite new members if you interest someone. If you want to help promote the FAWA even more, hype up upcoming supercard matches in your signature to boot. It's what the real federations do, so why not us on this forum? [/font] |
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 25, 2012 22:46:20 GMT -5
[glow=gold,2,300]GOOKERMANIA V[/glow]
TH: Welcome everyone to the greatest show in the FAWA Galaxy: after a whole, long year, Gookermania V is here!JK: Wooh! TH: You said it. I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss and with me as always is Jesse King. JK: The FAWA Galaxy has waited all of this time and we are moments from kicking off things. TH: But first let’s do a rundown of tonight’s fantastic card up ahead. JK: Don’t mind if I do. First up we have the Television Championship represented as Loading Rules defends against Marshall Wesley Coventry. TH: The biggest stage of them all magnifies every title. Can he retain against a Tag Team Champion? JK: Ah ah ah. That’s being contested. TH: The action continues though, as “The Digital Dragon,” Connor Mackenzie, takes on none other than The Sam’s own Super Warrior. He’s bigger, he’s badder, but is that enough for him to defeat an increasingly seasoned Connor Mackenzie? JK: Well, if the Super Warrior deletes him, then The Sam joins us on commentary. For good. TH: But if Connor Mackenzie prevails, he has a title shot of his own choice on his hands. The stakes are high in this match-JK: You want to talk about high stakes? What about Antihero and his Freakin’ Awesome Invitational? Seven people, men and women, whether under FAWA contract or not, have risen to the challenge.
It’s his own ally Bull Ant, his sister Moo Moo Ant, “the Finnom’ Paavali Ensio, BRB’s personal enforcer Jackson Carter, The General of the Monkey Army, hell, even the Interforums Champ himself, Aaron Enigma, is joining the fray! Jonathan Michaels’s wife, Sarah is going for it! TH: It’ll be madness in the Parts Unknown arena later tonight, that’s for sure. And speaking of madness, our esteemed CEO, “the Envoy of Chaos” Jeremy Dupoe, will finally face off against the seven foot Jack “The Punisher” Cain in a ladder match. One man wants his book back, one man wants to cure his poison. Only one can win tonight. JK: Only one can win tonight, and only one opponent to a man as Gus Richlen begins his trilogy of terror on the Fallen, starting with Square. No Falls Count Anywhere, and there surely won’t be any mercy. TH: No mercy, and no break as Bull Ant and Aaron Enigma’s night isn’t over as they contest each other for the Interforums Championship. It’s gonna be a rough night for those two I’ll bet. JK: It may be a rough night for them, but it’s the final night for none other than Ryan Bergman as he faces off against Seth Drakin in his final FAWA match. TH: And to sweeten the deal, none other than Colt is here tonight to guest referee the match. JK: But wait, there’s more! For our esteemed Majority Shareholder, Boiler Room Brawler, has a bone to pick with recent celebrity guest host Demented. It’s David versus Goliath, if Goliath had a personal enforcer as big as himself. It’s gonna be brutal. TH: And that brings us to the main event, the crown jewel of the FAWA and the absolute pinnacle of Gookermania: the World Heavyweight Championship. It’s another Triple Threat Match as Jonathan Michaels headlines for the third time to challenge for the title along with his fellow Battle Bowl winner, “Hollywood’s Own” Michael Hayden, the longest reigning Television Champion in FAWA History. Can they take the title off of the “Blood Knight” Ryan Blood? JK: Hell, will he even show up? TH: Ryan Blood threatened to not even show up a few weeks back and he has made good on his promise so far. We’re joined by Fred G. Neric in the Parts Unknown Locker Room. Fred? JK: I think you’re going a little far with your metaphor there, Fred. JK: What? JK: Whatever. TH: Has anyone seen Ryan Blood? TH: Thank you Fred. Let’s hope that Ryan Blood does the honorable thing and defend like a champ tonight. JK: I think we’ve beaten around the bush for long enough. Let’s get to the first damn match! TH: Righty oh, King. Take it away Michael Muffer! |
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 25, 2012 22:46:37 GMT -5
[glow=orange,2,300]TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP[/glow]MARSHALL WESLEY COVENTRY VERSUS LOADING RULES MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the FAWA Television Championship!*The lights get considerably darker as "Enemy" by Sevendust kicks in. Marshall Wesley Coventry walks to the ring, wearing a black straitjacket backwards. He throws it off and slides in the ring.* MM: Introducing first the challenger, from Ward Six of the Northwoods State Mental Hospital, weighing in at 229 pounds, he is one-half of the FAWA World Tag Team Champions, Marshall Wesley Coventry!TH: Coventry is making his Gookermania debut and doing it in a big way as he challenges Loading Rules for the TV title.JK: And like his brother, he's going to get annihilated!*Then the lights go out and the typing sound is heard. the NOW LOADING screen pops up and takes forever to get to 100% before "Le Internet Medley" kicks in and Loading Rules starts to walk to the ring, taking his time to update stuff on whatever. MWC isn't about to let this continue, and he runs out of the ring and knocks LR down! Lloyd McFloyd has to run down there to try to stop Coventry from demolishing Loading Rules before the match can start, but Coventry merely military presses LR into the crowd before going over as well! LR gets to his feet and speeds for the ring, but Coventry is just as fast and he catches up to the champ and clubs him down! He then gracs LR by the throat and sends him back over the barricade with the Disorder! MWC starts to climb over but LR reaches up and sweeps him down and MWC lands rather badly as LR finally gets in the ring. Coventry pulls himself out of a painful predicament and gets in the ring, and Loading Rules does not waste time in nailing him with repeated palm strikes before being stopped by a MWC throat thrust. Coventry gets to his feet and goes for a lariat, but LR back body drops him! MWC gets right back up and tries again, but this time he's dropped by a spinebuster! 1! 2! MWC kicks out and scrambles to his feet but gets a dropkick for his trouble! 1! 2! MWC kicks out, and as LR goes for a Spear, Coventry catches him with the Mental Laspe! 1! 2! Loading Rules kicks out but as he gets up he gets dropped by a dragon whip from Coventry! 1! 2! LR kicks out again, so Coventry starts to pull him up, but LR suddenly catches him in the Google!* TH: Coventry is caught right in the middle of the ring, and there may be nowehre for him to go!JK: Which is great! I hope Loading Rules chokes the-*Except MWC powers to his feet, breaks the hold, and delivers a Black Hole Slam! 1! 2! LR kicks out! MWC starts to pull him up again but gets taken down with an amateur takedown! LR then tries to put MWC in the Google Plus, but Coventry powers through and gets to his feet, clutching LR by the throat with both hands! He starts to lift him up, but LR rolls through into a small package! 1! 2! MWC kicks out, but Loading Rules catches him and starts to put him in the Google Plus, only for MWC to roll through and put him in a Kimura Lock! LR struggles to break the hold, but Coventry has it on tight, and in an effort to try to break loose LR leans forward and winds up getting MWC's shoulders down! 1! 2! 3, BUT AT THE SAME TIME LOADING RULES TAPS OUT! McFloyd calls for the bell and grabs the belt, but he walks right past Coventry, who has a look of a shock on his face, and gives it to LR before signalling for Muffer to get in the ring. The ref starts saying something, then Muffer makes the announcement:* MM: Ladies and gentlemen, as Marshall Wesley Coventry forced Loading Rules to submit at the same time as Loading Rules had him pinned for a count of three, the referee has ruled that this match has resulted in a draw!TH: Oh, now wait a minute!MM: Therefore, Loading Rules is STILL the FAWA Television Champion!*Coventry is up and yelling and swearing at McFloyd as Loading Rules leaves the ring, holding his arm gingerly but still clutching his championship.* TH: This is unfortunate for Coventry! He was so close to the win, and from what I could tell, he got the submission before the three!JK: It's unfortunate, all right, because that should have been ruled a win for Loading Rules! How dare McFloyd give that idiot Coventry credit for anything?! |
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 25, 2012 22:46:58 GMT -5
[glow=gold,2,300]GOOKERMANIA V[/glow]
CONNOR MACKENZIE VERSUS THE SUPER WARRIOR TH: And welcome back folks. A capacity crowd here in the Parts Unknown Arena tonight and already a stellar match to open things wouldn't you say King?JK: Brutal would sound a bit better for that first match. Good thing this is pay-per-view or else we'd be fined up the wazoo already.TH: Now folks we look forward to the second match of the evening. A contest between two men who have been chomping the bit to step into the same ring for quite some time now.JK: That's right Hoss. It all started quite some time ago with Connor Mackenzie slighting The Sam and his group after he was tossed from the commentary position. Since then it's been an all-out war and Mackenzie has not once, but twice been screwed out of title oppurtunities!TH: By The Sam and his newest member or rather improved Super Warrior. Costing him a shot at the Freakin' Awesome title on Niteraw and then also forcing Mackenzie to be removed from the Battle Bowl after sustaining an injury. The Sam even went as far as to vandalize Mackenzie's own family home in Canada to further incense The Digital Dragon.JK: And it came to a head two weeks ago as Mackenzie and The Sam signed the contract that made this match. If The Sam wins...*shudder* he's once more a commentator...TH: And should Mackenzie win he gets the choice of partaking in any number one contender's match he chooses. This could very be the beginning of Mackenzie's rise to the Heavyweight title scene. But he has a hell of a mountain to climb in the form of Super Warrior. So, without further ado, here's Michael Muffer!MM: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing fir-[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch? feature=player_embedded&v=DGslXxLBl7s[/youtube] The Sam: Hold it Muffler! Hooooold it! My client deserves more then some peasly announcer to usher in his greatness.*The Sam comes out onto the entry ramp looking out at the crowd and starts to soak in the cheers, or lack thereof before making his way to the ring. Mic in hand he raises it as he starts up the ring steps and moves through the ropes.* TS: Ladies and gentlemen, I am The Sam. Of course you shall remember this name for I am he who shall be in your living rooms each and every week after tonight. But without further delay, allow me to introduce to you the man, the pride of The Sam Incorporated! Hailing from the Deepest, Darkest, Deadliest parts of Parts Unknown! Super Warrior!*The lighting goes out as the sound of thunder cracks through the arena. Flashes emit from the ceiling before one loud boom is heard and the lights then come back on. The Sam is now standing beside the behemoth known as Super Warrior who is breathing heavily and looks about the arena. His face showing a look of pure aggression as he can be heard grunting and growling at the onlookers at ringside.The Sam motions for Super Warrior to follow him to a corner before Michael Muffer hesitantly bringing the mic back up.* MM: And his opponent...[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=Y1fiJMQV8Mc&feature=player_embedded[/youtube] *The crowd erupts as the lights go out and the music begins. The music continues to play for a few moments with no signs of Connor as camera flashes continue to go off. The Sam and Super Warrior look on and The Sam begins to laugh. The music cuts out. A hush falls over the crowd.* TH: This is a bit unexpected to say the least.JK: Where the hell is Mackenzie?TS: Ha! He's too chicken to-*A spotlight in the rafters illuminates someone dropping down via as pyro erupts along the ramp. The crowd erupts again as Michael Muffer grins and continues.* MM: Hailing from Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada and weighing 225 pounds. The Digital Dragon, Connor Mackenzie!*Connor's cloak is a hot rod red as he rises up from his pose. The lights coming back on as he makes his way to the ring, hood still up. Climbing the ring steps he mounts the turnbuckle and pulls the hood back to show in red and gold face paint, his eyes red with lizard pupils. Raising an arm he lets out a yell as The Sam and Super Warrior look on unimpressed, the crowd responding with loud cheers.* TH: And what an entrance made by The Digital Dragon!JK: Could he rip off a certain "iron" super hero anymore?*Coming back down, Connor removes his cloak and hands it to a ring attendant before taking a medallion from around his neck and putting on a young boy at ringside. The boy smiles as Connor gives him a high five then slides under the ropes. Referee Lloyd McFloyd gets in between Super Warrior and Connor and starts to check both men over as The Sam moves through the ropes to the outside.* *As soon as the ref calls for the bell it is as if a switch in Super Warrior is flipped. He rushes Connor who ducks out of the way from a haymaker. Warrior stops just short of the turnbuckle and turns back, going for another haymaker. Connor ducks but sends out a shot to Warriors ribs as he does. The blow seems to do little but Connor comes back with another right to the chest then one to the head. Super Warrior shrugs the blows off and latches onto Connor, turning the tables and throwing Mackenzie into the corner before landing a body shot of his own, then another and a third before the ref tries to interfere.* TH: Can you believe this King? Super Warrior just shrugging those blows off as if they were nothing?JK: I hate to say it Hoss but I think Mackenzie's going to have his work cut out for him here.*Super Warrior stares down Lloyd McFloyd, taking a step towards him which causes him to back off before turning back to Connor who sends a swift kick at Warriors left knee, then another. Seeming only slightly phased though, Warrior launches his right leg into Connor's stomach. Connor crumples back into the corner as Warrior follows up with another blow. The Sam looks on and claps, pleased with his employee's work.* JK: Looks like The Sam's enjoying the handiwork here.*Taking a moment to raise a foot up, Super Warrior holds the top rope as he presses his large foot into Connor's face. The ref starts a count, getting to four before Super Warrior lowers his foot and glares at the ref again. Connor moves out of the corner, coughing a bit as he slowly moves along the ropes.* TH: Super Warrior perhaps intimidating Lloyd McFloyd a bit here in the early goings and getting a few more moments with the blatant move.JK: Hell I'm intimidated and I'm not even in the ring.*Warrior follows, sending a clubbing blow to Connor's back before latching on and irish whipping him into a corner. Connor hits hard and rebounds back into the ring. Warrior follows up by latching on with both hands and raises Connor up, holding him up in a two-handed choke hold as Lloyd McFloyd starts another count, releasing at 4 again and dropping Connor to the mat.* JK: Wow! Mackenzie getting manhandled.TH: Certainly not a start Mackenzie would want but this young man no doubt still has lots of fight left in him.*Connor winces as Super Warrior hovers over him, moving to get him back to his feet before shoving him into a corner. Moving to the middle of the ring, Warrior gets up a head of steam and charges but is met with both of Connor's feet connecting with his face. Stumbling, Warrior doesn't see as Connor props himself on the second rope and leaps out with a jumping clothesline which further staggers the big man towards the ropes. As Warrior leans back, Connor charges and connects with a clothesline to the outside but Warrior manages to land on his feet.* TH: And Mackenzie with quite a display there!JK: Yeah but Warrior's still on his feet! Mackenzie's going to have to do a lot more if he wants this win.*Still a bit dazed, Warrior looks up to see Connor spring over the top rope to try for a cross-body but is caught in mid-air.* JK: And that, I would say, was not a smart move.*Looking at The Sam who nods approvingly, Warrior hustles to the corner and slams Connor's back into the steel ring post. Connor arches his back and falls to the floor as Lloyd McFloyd calls for them to come back into the ring and has already reached five. Warrior rolls in, then back out to reset the count as he moves methodically to Connor and gets him up then hits him with another right hand which staggers Connor back onto the guard rail.* JK: Mackenzie getting his clock cleaned, bent and broken.TH: This is certainly not an enviable position that I think anyone would want to be in right now.*Warrior charges again, looking for a big boot but Connor rolls out of the way, causing Warrior to crotch himself on the barricade and wince. Connor gets to his feet and hits a dropkick to Warrior's left knee as he remains prone but cries out a bit. Connor follows up with another kick as The Sam starts to head towards the pair but is quickly stopped by the ref. As Connor looks to try and get Warrior off the barricade to continue his offense, Warrior latches onto Connor's face with a hand, digging for Connor's eye and causing Connor to recoil. The Sam looks on, smirking a bit as the ref is too late to see what has transpired.* TH: And once more Warrior no doubt taking a page out of The Sam's book to get the advantage once again.JK: Please Hoss, like Super Warrior needs to take a page out of anyone's book when he's that big.*Warrior extricates himself from the barricade to the boos of many onlookers and starts toward Connor who has a hand to his face, rubbing his eye. Taking that hand, Warrior starts to pull Connor for an irish whip. Connor manages to stop, using his momentum and the slickness of the outside to turn the tables and sends Warrior into the steel ring steps, his knee making contact before he flips over them and onto the floor.* JK: Did you hear that impact Hoss?! Super Warrior may have seriously hurt himself here.TH: Mackenzie turning the tables again here and using what was available. No doubt had Mackenzie connected this match may have been near it's end!*Connor takes a moment to roll into the ring then roll back out as he tries to catch his breath and moves towards Warrior who is favouring the left knee. Lloyd McFloyd is now calling for the two men to bring it back into the ring as Connor sends a kick to Warrior's knee then grabs onto the leg and slams it onto the steel steps.* TH: A sickening thud there!*The Sam shouts a complaint as Connor moves to roll Warrior into the ring. Even as Mackenzie follows, Warrior is already stumbling up to his feet. Connor sends another kick into the knee which staggers the big man. As Connor comes closer though, Warrior sends out a right which staggers Connor back onto the ropes. As he rebounds however, Connor launches himself into a dropkick to the knee, causing the bigger man to fall forward.* *Connor moves to Warrior's feet, grabbing the left leg and twisting into a heel hook. Warrior writhes as Connor pulls back hard to apply as much pressure as he can.* TH: Now Mackenzie showing that technical prowess he's shown many times before and going to work on that leg.JK: As much as I hate to admit it Mackenzie's showing some sound strategy here. Keeping the big man off his feet may be his only way to get the win here.*Warrior tries to twist himself, looking for a way to get himself up but Connor keeps pulling himself back to remain out of the reach Warrior has. When asked by the ref if he wishes to submit though the bigger man shakes his head emphatically and then starts to pull himself towards the ropes.* *Connor starts rocking forward and back on the leg to try and stall any momentum but Warrior claws himself to a rope and grabs on, forcing Lloyd McFloyd to call for a break. Connor relinquishes the hold as Warrior is already starting to pick himself up, favouring the left leg though as Connor gets to his feet as well.* JK: Warrior certainly didn't need to go far to reach that rope. Laying out he covers almost three quarters of the size of the ring.*Connor aims another kick for Warrior's knee but the larger man catches the foot. Connor hops on a leg as he looks to try and build up steam but before he can do anything Warrior pulls and wheels back with an arm, hitting a devastating clothesline which sends Connor to the mat as Warrior falters onto a knee.* JK: Did someone call for a clock cleaning?!TH: Sweet heavens Super Warrior with a devastating clothesline!*Getting back up, Warrior takes Connor by the head and swiftly hurls him over the top rope onto the floor outside. Lloyd McFloyd admonishes the bigger man, stopping him from initially going through the ropes which gives The Sam a moment to grab a mic cable and wraps it around Connor's neck, choking him out for a moment before releasing just before Lloyd McFloyd looks back, telling The Sam to not go any closer to Connor. The Sam holds up his hands playing innocent as the crowd voices it's displeasure.* TH: Oh all the low down, despicable...JK: Sadly it looks like The Sam is aiming to get some insurance here.*Warrior moves over the ropes and drops to the floor as Connor struggles to get the cord off of his neck and catch his breath. As he tosses the cord away though Warrior takes hold of the back of his head and moves in the direction of the announce table.* *Pulling Connor's head back, Warrior then slams it into the table with a loud thud. Connor's head rebounds off as he falls to the floor, blood now coming from a cut on the top of his forehead. His facepaint smeared and worn off as he lays prone. Warrior hovers, then moves to a knee to start punching Connor's head more, the blood smearing a bit more as Warrior seems to enjoy his handiwork.* JK: Blood! Mackenzie's busted open! He's going to be sporting a crimson mask before this is through!TH: Mackenzie's been battered, choked and now bleeding, how much more is he going to be able to take?*The ref reaches seven and Warrior rolls back in to refresh the count once more and goes to Connor who is slowly getting himself up off of the floor. Reaching up, Connor's fingers touch his forehead and see the crimson now painting his fingers before Warrior limps but hoists Connor up, picking him up and looking to perhaps try and body slam Connor into the remaining steel steps that haven't been touched. Connor squirms and manages to slide down Warrior's back then launches himself up to hit a dropkick that sends Warrior into the steel post.* JK: Ding dong!TH: A desperation dropkick there, but can he capitalize?!*Connor struggles but gets himself up using the apron and climbs up to the far side of it as Warrior gets up. As he turns, Connor runs and sends his feet right into Warrior's chest, sending him into the steps with a stiff dropkick. The steps cause Warrior's back to arch as Connor seems to have a bit of a ressurgence and rolls Warrior into the ring.* TH: A brutal impact there!JK: Looks like the sight of his blood might have woken the dragon up a bit, eh Hoss?*As Warrior gets a foot under him, Connor moves to send a kidney punch into Warrior's back, following up on the impact from the stairs, then another as Warrior seems to finally show some damage and winces.* *Connor wheels back and sends a stiff kick out to the back next which causes Warrior to fall back onto the mat. Connor moves to his feet, looking out at the crowd as he gives a bullhorn signal with the hand that is still showing the blood from earlier. Taking up Warrior's feet, Connor moves to put a foot in and starts to bend down to go for a sharpshooter. Warrior however sends a right out, then another which sends Connor to release him and stumble back as a drip of blood starts down his face.* JK: So much for that. Mackenzie's looking like he could be a spokesman for blood donations.*Getting up, Warrior finds Connor leaning on the ropes from the punches he received. Measuring Connor up, Warrior sends out another hard right. Connor rocks back, almost losing his footing as Warrior grabs his arm and irish whips him into the ropes. Connor rebounds off, Warrior looking for a big boot that Connor slides under. Being supported by his left leg, Connor scrambles and shoulder blocks into the back of the leg, sending Warrior back to the mat as Connor quickly starts to scale a turnbuckle.* JK: Where the heck is this coming from?!TH: I think we're seeing that there is no quit in Connor Mackenzie's vocabulary here, King.*Connor lays in wait, motioning for Warrior to get up before standing on the top rope. Launching off, Connor flips and lands on top of Warrior but Warrior catches him and turns, hitting a resounding powerbomb that flattens Connor. Spasming a bit oth men lay prone as Lloyd McFloyd looks at both men. Warrior is first to stir, crawling to Connor and making the cover. The crowd is silent as McFloyd counts.* TH: Bah gawd! It's over! Mackenzie must be done!JK: Awwww, don't expect me to sit next to The sam!1! 2! KICKOUT! JK: Holy $#!*! How?!TH: I...I can't believe it either King! That was one of the most hellacious power bombs I've ever seen! Mackenzie must be going on pure instinct now. Simple instinct!*The crowd erupts as Mackenzie lifts up a shoulder, perhaps more out of instinct then anything as The Sam, face beat red, slaps the mat hard to admonish the ref and Super Warrior for being so slow.* *Warrior struggles to his feet, heavily favouring his his knee as he hobbles to Connor who has managed to roll onto his stomach to push himself up. Warrior bends down and grabs either side of Connor's head to start lifting him up. Connor struggles, getting free only to be hit with a right that staggers him back into a corner. The Sam starts shouting at Warrior to finish it as the large man moves to the opposing corner and charges, aiming for a devastating spear but Connor spins out of the way before collapsing to all fours as Warrior collides with the post with his shoulder. The Sam is livid as he slaps the mat before starting to tug at his hair in frustration.* *Connor moves to his feet, looking exhausted as Warrior manages to drag himself out of the corner, his arm moving to try and work out the pain he's enduring but he doesn't see Mackenzie take a quick few steps and aim a hard kick to his larger opponents mid-section, doubling him over. Connor struggles but manages to get the larger man's arms hooked before spinning, hitting a spinning impaler.* JK: Hoss I think I just felt a tremor!TH: How much does Mackenzie have left in the tank!? We've witnessed him dig down deep before but I think we're seeing something here King. Mackenzie perhaps hitting an as yet unseen level!JK: I hope no one has a scouter. I'm afraid to see if he's over nine thousand.*Both men are down but Connor starts to stir first this time, gritting his teeth as he gets one foot under him, then the other and moving to Warrior. Warrior is already starting to stir, pushing the upper part of his body up as Connor sends a punch at the man's shoulder to stagger him down again. Connor takes the lead and starts getting Warrior to his feet, kicking him in the mid-section again before shoving him into a corner. As Warrior is trying to regain his breath Connor raises a hand up, pointing skyward to get a response from the crowd before hitting Warrior with another punch. Connor starts to lift, managing to muster enough strength to get the large man to sit on the top of the turnbuckle as Connor starts to climb in front of him.* JK: What the hell is Mackenzie doing now?!TH: It can't be! Can a man that size be BSOD'd?!JK: I'm almost scared to find out Hoss!*As Connor seems to start positioning himself to get Warrior to the very top The Sam is beside himself before climbing onto the apron. The ref gets in The Sam's way to stop him as he starts yelling at Mackenzie who is momentarily distracted.* JK: Looks like we aren't going to find out if he can be after all.*As The Sam distracts him, Warrior manages to get a hand up, grabbing hold of Connor's throat. Connor's eyes go wide as Super Warrior climbs back down into the ring, holding Connor by the throat as The Sam gleefully stays on the apron and begins to hop up and down.* TH: Oh this is beyond ridiculous! I can't sit here any
longer! *The sound of a headset getting taken off and dropped onto the announce table is heard.*JK: Hoss! Gorilla what the hell are you doing?! You're an announcer!*As The Sam looks on, he doesn't see Tim Hoss come around and latches on to The Sam's leg. Pulling the man off the apron, Tim Hoss wheels back and nails The Sam with a hard right which causes him to crumble to the floor. Tim Hoss turns to the ring and starts to slap the mat to cheer Connor on as Super Warrior grins and starts to lift Mackenzie up. As he does though, Connor twists, sending his leg up to connect with an enzuiguri. Warrior's body seems to go limp as he topples.* JK: Enzuiguri! Warrior's seeing tweety birds by the looks of it.*Connor rubs his throat for a moment before looking out at the crowd, then Tim Hoss who gives a thumbs up to Connor. Moving towards Warrior's legs, Connor removes his gloves and tosses them into the crowd before getting his legs onto Warrior's. Next Connor grabs onto the long arms of his opponent and starts to rock forward, then back. Once, twice, a third time and Connor then manages to get Warrior up with a surfboard, not totally in the air but enough as Connor claws his arms up, hooking in a dragon sleeper while keeping Warrior's legs in the surfboard.* JK: He can't! Warrior is huge Mackenzie! You can't get him into The Grip of the Dragon!*Letting out a yell, Connor wrenches back as hard as he can on Warrior's neck and shoulder. Warrior's body looking to be bending in a way he certainly would never experienced as his one free hand reaches out to no avail before quickly moving to tap on Connor's arm. Lloyd McFloyd sees the tap and immediately calls for the bell. Connor lets Super Warrior go, the larger man dropping like a rock to the mat as Connor falls back onto his backside as Lloyd McFloyd moves towards him. Connor's face crimson from the blood running down his face.* JK: He did it! Holy crap Mackenzie made Super Warrior tap!MM: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner as a result of a submission, "The Digital Dragon" Connor Mackenzie![/color] *Connor gets to his feet as the ref raises his arm. Tim Hoss moves back to his position with Jesse King.* JK: Gorilla! What? You just laid out The Sam!TH: King, in all my years I have never interfered but this was a fight Connor Mackenzie was fighting for us. After what we witnessed tonight I couldn't stand idly by when The Sam took it upon himself to interfere. As it is, I think it's only fair since it ensured he didn't physically get involved.JK: Remind me never to piss you off. That was a mean right. Just for that...you're getting a soda. *Sound of a can of soda being opened* It's on me Gorilla.*As the ref releases Connor's arm he moves to the nearest turnbuckle and climbs, raising his arms up in triumph and lets out a hoarse yell as flash bulbs all over the arena go off to capture the moment.* TH: Thanks King! And there we have it folks! Connor Mackenzie has just shown the the FAWA Galaxy a hell of a contest! But the question remains, which title is he going to try and become number one contender for?!JK: I don't know Hoss but after tonight I think whoever leaves this building as a champ might have to take a good look at this match in preparation. Even if Mackenzie did get the blood beaten out of him. |
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Sept 25, 2012 23:25:07 GMT -5
Pretty damn good start, did you get my PM, BRB?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 25, 2012 23:31:02 GMT -5
Yessiree. In fact, I should get that to Knailsic.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 26, 2012 6:33:50 GMT -5
Great start guys! Really liked the segment with Connor and Bergman too. I'm really looking forward to seeing Bergman's match. It was Gookermania so I felt like it I had to go big or go home. Just hope the match lived up to the hype.  |
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 26, 2012 14:34:51 GMT -5
Good start guys, can only echo the sentiments that have already been expressed.
BRB, World Title match is in your inbox now...
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Sept 26, 2012 14:49:17 GMT -5
So can anyone cover the FA title match?
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 26, 2012 14:50:59 GMT -5
So can anyone cover the FA title match? I believe Knailsic offered it in the last thread IIRC. Though BRB would need to confirm. |
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Sept 26, 2012 15:35:40 GMT -5
So can anyone cover the FA title match? I believe Knailsic offered it in the last thread IIRC. Though BRB would need to confirm. Indeed he did, Thank you Knailsic. |
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 26, 2012 17:08:12 GMT -5
Okay, the Dupoe/Cain match is done. I hope I did it justice. All I've gotta do now is edit everything and send it to BRB. It should be in your box in an hour or two at the latest.
And it's in. Hope everybody enjoys reading it.
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 26, 2012 18:35:30 GMT -5
BRB, the segment you wanted me to write is in your inbox. I think this is the most work I've ever done for a show... guess it's only apropos.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 26, 2012 19:11:21 GMT -5
I should be able to post Richlen/Square and Dupoe/Cain tonight.
I forget, did we ever get a writer for Bergman/Drakin?
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 26, 2012 19:16:56 GMT -5
I should be able to post Richlen/Square and Dupoe/Cain tonight. I forget, did we ever get a writer for Bergman/Drakin? I thought you'd take whichever of Bergman/Drakin and WHC title didn't get picked. Jack picked up the title match so I assumed you had it. Michaels also expressed some kind of interest, but was concerned that "he wouldn't be able to do it justice." If you ask me, and decide to take my word, I think it would be cool if you two worked it together, I think both of you complement each other's writing beautifully. |
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 26, 2012 19:52:15 GMT -5
In that case, how about this, JoNo? I send you an outline and you fill in the blanks?
Also, a word about the Freakin' Awesome Invitational: for pacing issues, I am going to post the Intermission video, but I will replace it with the actual match as soon as I receive it from Knailsic. So don't fret anyone if you see it for once.
So, without more ado...
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 26, 2012 19:53:02 GMT -5
[glow=gold,2,300]GOOKERMANIA V[/glow]
[glow=SILVER,2,300]FREAKIN' AWESOME
CHAMPIONSHIP INVITATIONAL[/glow]JACKSON CARTER VERSUS BULL ANT VERSUS PAAVALI ENSIO VERSUS MOO MOO ANT VERSUS SARAH NAKATOMI-MICHAELS VERSUS THE GENERAL OF THE MONKEY ARMY VERSUS AARON ENIGMA VERSUS ANTIHERO MM: The following match is a elimination Invitational match for the Freakin' Awesome Championship!*Sleep Now in the Fire plays as Aaron Enigma heads to the ring.* JK: Looks like Aaron Enigma didn't want to wait for his title match tonight.TH: He's got something on his mind, let's see what he has to say, King.*Aaron grabs a mic and quiets the crowd down before speaking.* Aaron: Tonight isn't just another night for me. This is Gookermania! THIS IS THE BIGGEST FAWA SHOW OF THE YEAR!!!
Tonight I step into the ring not once but twice! I have thrown my hat into the ring for the Freakin' Awesome Invitational, and I'll be damned if anyone keeps me from winning that match. Now of course there is some stellar competition lined up for this match, but I'm not here to talk to each of them about how I'm going to win. Frankly it's just better to say it this way.
I'm the Head Detective, Aaron Enigma. I AM the Inter-Forum champion, and after tonight, I will BE THE NEW FREAKIN' AWESOME CHAMPION!
This isn't me bragging, this isn't me making a wild claim of my ability, this is just WHO I AM! Not one time in my career did I think I would going into a match the loser. I went into every match thinking I could win, and while my opponent thought I would be the loser, it was almost always him lying on his back at the end of the match, staring up at the stars while the ref raised my arm in victory!
My entire career, I've been looked down on. Now, after I've held this Inter-Forum title for nearly a year, minus a month or so due to circumstances beyond my control, people are finally starting to notice. But why did it come to this? Why did it take this much just for a little recognition?
What did I need to do to prove myself? Slaughter Smokin' Vokoun not once, but twice? Fake my own death for a prank? Defeat Square and Brian Alexander to win back my title that was stolen from me? Win a costume Battle Royal dressed as a damn cartoon character? Why must I go to such lengths to prove myself. Why do I have to try so hard while others just get to ride the coattails of others, or not do ANYTHING at all?
Michael Hayden, I don't hate you, but you know what does bug me? You were here for a couple of months, and now you are main eventing Gookermania. Why isn't the Head Detective in that main event? Is it because I already had a title? Is it because Battlebowl has random drafting? I just want answers to the millions of questions I have.
Ryan Blood, you were absent for upwards of two months, and you still got to hold your Heavyweight title for all of that time? Why is your title never defended? I have had at least 3 defenses in the time span it took you to have one? Why do I have to work so hard just to get by in FAWA, while others can just sit back and coast to victory?
Jonathan Michaels, my friend, you are the only one I feel is deserving of being in that main event match. You are quite possibly one of the only people to work as hard as I have in this company, and yet you have also drawn the short straw. Why do we have to work the hardest? Is it because we play by the rules when others resort to sneak attacks and blatant cheating? Please tell me, JoNo, I'd love to know.
It just isn't fair people. I come out here almost every Niteraw and give you guys a show. I defend my title, provide great commentary, blow the house down with a speech that rivals the presidents', and yet I am stuck in the same place week after week. I don't want to be thought of as just the Inter-Forum champion. I want to be the dominant one. I want to be the guy people are afraid to get in the ring with.
I am stuck in an infinite loop of dull and boring. When I fought Ryan Blood, did that not prove I was ready to be the main event once again? Did I not show the world that the Head Detective means business? I don't know why I have to work so hard for so little gain. Here I am, about to defend my title, yet what comes after it? I have already said I welcome any and all challengers. I have beaten everyone that FAWA has put before me for this title. What do I have left to prove as Inter-Forum champion?
So here I am to deliver this message. The Head Detective is DONE working harder than anyone else and getting nothing in return. If I put one hundred percent effort into something, I had better get some payout in return. I'm done watching people run around doing whatever they please even if the bosses don't like it, and they get rewarded for it. I am being held back because I follow rules, and that ends tonight!
F*** THE RULES! If playing by the book doesn't get me the notoriety I feel I have earned, then I'll just have to prove it to everyone that I belong at the top of this company! It starts with the Freakin' Awesome Title, and after I beat Bull Ant later in the night, I'll be walking out of here with TWO CHAMPIONSHIPS AROUND MY WAIST!!!
AND I WON'T STOP THERE!!! I'll come after that Heavyweight title, whoever has it at the time. Hell, I'll even take on the tag team champions in a handicap match! I'LL STILL WIN!!! And then MAYBE...maybe once I hold every title in this company, people will finally recognize my ability. Maybe....maybe people will finally understand that I am the BEST!
Maybe...maybe it's time for the Head Detective to light a fire of his own. A fire that burns away everyone that has doubted me. A fire that sends FAWA into a frenzy, with Aaron Enigma standing on top. A fire, that cleanses this company and leaves it with just one important detail that rises from the ashes...*Aaron pauses as the crowd waits for his answer.* I AM THE GREATEST IN HISTORY!!!*Aaron drops the mic as the crowd looks on in shock.* JK: Did...did I just hear that right? Did Aaron say he wants to win all the titles?TH: You heard right, Jesse. Clearly being Inter-Forum champion isn't enough for Aaron Enigma anymore.JK: How could he possibly win all the titles, let alone defend them? There is no way he could defend 4 titles on the same night!!!TH: Well, clearly Aaron means what he says, King. We'll just have to see how this plays out.*Bull Ant walks on the ramp stomps his feet at the top of the ramp, he lets out a roar and rushes the ring* * MM: Introducing first from The Ant Hill weighing in at 358 lbs., Bull Ant!The biggest man in the match, it's going to take an army to get him out.*Moo Moo Ant runs down the ramp to a chorus of cheers from the fans* MM: Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 189 lbs. from The Ant Farm, Moo Moo Ant!I tell you, Hoss, someone needs to do something about the insect problem around here, this is getting ridiculous.Come on, King, the Ants have proven to be fine competitors here.No, Hoss, there's a fly floating in my coffee.*The General walks down the ramp smoking a cigarette with a steel chair in his hand* MM: Next from Lansing, MI weighing at 225, The General of The Monkey ArmyThe General is the longest running Hardcore champ in history, he hopes to regain gold tonight.*Paavali appears playing a solo on his air guitar that would make Jimmy Page turn green with envy as he bangs his head as he walks to the ring and gives his jacket to referee John Creed* MM: From Tammisaari, Finland at a weight of 338 pounds, "The Finnom" Paavali Ensio!Enzio hopes to upset the field here, can the big man take out some of the top competitors here and win his first title?*Smoke covers the stage as Sara Nakatomi-Michaels comes out and charges towards the ring* Sara Nakatomi-Michaels making her debut, don't know why she waited so long, she's a martial arts expert, she can certainly take care of herself.*Jackson Carter walks out and he stares at the crowd, he then proceeds to unzip his jacket, Carter then and throws his hands up as his pyro goes off and he struts his way to the ring* MM: Making his way to the ring, from West Philly weighing in at 305 pounds, Jackson "The Cool" Carter!Jackson beat Jonathan Michaels two years ago to retain the world title, tonight, he hopes to have gold once again.*Antihero walks down the ramp with the Freakin' Awesome championship around his waist high-fiving the fans before entering the ring, he climbs the turnbuckles and shows that he has "Never Forgive" taped on his left hand and "Never Forget" on his right* MM: Making his way to the ring, from Society's Worst Nightmare, the reigning Freakin' Awesome Champion, Antihero!And here's the champ, it'll be interesting to see if the Ants work together tonight.*Antihero holds the belt up before handing it to Creed as the bell rings* *Before the action can begin Antihero extends his hand* *Bull is the first to accept, followed by Moo Moo, Sara, Carter, and Ensio* *The General appears to be ready to shake the champ's hand but instead shoves the chair into his abdomen* *With this the other competitors go at, Sarah and Moo Moo lock up, Bull and Ensio trade blows, Carter and Enigma lock up near the roes, and The General continues the assault on Antihero with his chair* *The General finishes his attack on Antihero and he rolls out the ring, The General hits Jackson with his chair and sends him crashing to the outside* *Bull manages to whip Ensio out the ring and runs toward Enigma, but The Head Detective pulls the rope down and Bull lands outside* *Antihero rolls back in the ring and meets Enigma, both stare each other down before diving outside between the ropes on to their downed opponents* *This leaves Moo Moo and Sarah alone in the ring trading blows in the center * *Sarah gets the upper hand and takes Moo Moo down with an arm drag* *Sarah than starts to tune up the band for the Fade To Black* *Sarah turns around to hit but before she can connect Moo Moo hits a Bull rush and hooks her leg for a pin* 1! 2! 3! MM: Ladies and gentlemen,contestant Sara Nakatomi-
Michaels has been eliminated.And Sarah is out, she probably should have utilized her own skills instead of using her husband's.*Ensio enters the ring at stared down Moo Moo* *Ensio awkwardly circles Moo Moo trying to grapple her* *Before they can lock up Ensio gets nailed with a big boot from Jackson* *Jackson then lifts Ensio and plants him with the Carter Bomb!* *Antiheto goes for a spring board cross body but is caught by Carter who locks him in the Anxiety Adjustment* *Carter stretches Antihero but drops him when he's kicked in the gut by Moo Moo* *Moo Moo hammers punch after punch into Carter's head* *Carter just shakes it off and lifts her up for a gorilla press slam* *Before he can slam her down The General nails him in the arm with the steel chair causing him to drop Moo Moo who lands on her feet* *The General wails away on Carter's arm but is stopped by a big boot* *Carter holds him arm and gets hit with a hard kick in his arm from Moo Moo right in his injured arm followed by an arm drag* *Carter uses his good arm to use the ropes to get on his feet* *Moo Moo goes for another kick but Carter catches her and lifts her up for a big suplex* *Once agin Carter uses the ropes to get on his feet* *Carter barely catches his feet before he's meet by an angry Bull* *Bull whips Carter arm first into a turnbuckle* *Carter winces in pain, Bull grabs him from behind and hits Seeing Red once again Carter lands on his arm* *Carter cries in pain not noticing Antihero grab his arm, and take him up for a rope walk into a cross arm breaker* *Carter barely 10 seconds last before tapping out* MM: Jackson Carter has been eliminated!Wow, Hoss, did not see that coming, the former world champion out early tonight.Well, to be fair, he had a long layoff, he's bound to have a little ring rust.*Bull grabs Antihero's hand to help him stand up* *Aa Bull helps him up he's taken by surprise from a missile drop kick from Aaron Enigma* *Bull stumbles into Antihero knocking him outside the ring* *Bull turns around to face his attacker and gets planted with a STO* *The General tries to sneak up behind Enigma but gets a Muay Thai elbow from The Head Detective* *Enigma lifts The General up and hits a quick vertical suplex* *Enigma taunts The General, as he tries to reach his feet Enigma kicks him in the back* *Enigma sees Ensio outside trying to catch his breath and goes on top of the ropes* *Taking a deep breath Enigma goes for a plancha and hits it right onto Ensio* *Enigma then uses all his strength to roll the bigger man into the ring* *Enigma waits for for him to reach his feet, possibly to hit him with a Brilliant Deduction, as he does he's hit by a Bull Rush from his challenger for the Interfourms title, Bull Ant* *Both men stare each other down trade words* *While they are distracted Antihero gets Ensio up to his feet and hits the Lungblower for the pin* 1! 2! 3! MM: Contestant Paavali Ensio, has been eliminated!Enigma takes out the rookie, but the story right now is the Ants working as a unit.*Bull turns around to discuss something with his friend* *The camera doesn't pick up what they say but Bull points towards Enigma* *Then both play a quick game of rock, paper, scissors which ends in Antihero's paper covering Bull's rock* *Antihero goes over to lock up with Enigma but before he can Moo Moo hits Enigma with a German suplex* *Antihero and Moo Moo argue while Bull looks on* *But out if nowhere The General returns and hits Moo Moo in the back with a Singapore cane* *Before he has time to react Antihero is struck in the abdomen* *The General now stares down a pissed Bull who charges towards him* *But before he can connect The General cracks the cane over his head hard enough to break it in half but it only stuns the big man* *The General grabs Bull by his horns and drives his head into the top turnbuckle* The General is on a rampage, he wasn't Hardcore champ for nearly a year for nothing.*The General sits on top of the turnbuckle still holding Bull by his horns* *The General tries to. get the big guy up for a Gorilla Bomb but can't lift him up* *The General decides to try something else but before he can Antihero jumps on top of the turnbuckle using Bull's back and takes him down with The Big Sting* *Antihero than pulls something out from under the ring* .*It's a bucket full of Legos* *He spreads them in the middle of the ring* *As The General gets up Antihero knees him in the gut and signals for the Anticlimax* *He grabs The General and hits The Anticlimax right on top of the Legos, he covers The General* 1! 2! 3! MM: The General Of The Monkey Army has been eliminated!The General lives by the hardcore, and he's done in by the hardcore.*Antihero checks on Bull but is hit with a back suplex from Enigma* *Before he can capitalize on the downed Freaken' Awesome champion Moo Moo backs him into the corner with a flurry of boxing punches* *Moo Moo then plants Enigma in the ring with a DDT* *Bull finally recollects and Moo Moo checks to see if he's okay* *He assures he is goes over to Enigma* *But he's rolled up by Moo Moo* 1! 2! 3! MM: Bull Ant has been eliminated!Holy crap, Hoss, am I seeing things?
Did Bull Ant just get eliminated by his little sister?Anything can happen, King.*Both Antihero and Aaron Enigma look on in surprise before getting to their feet* *All three remaining contestants circle eachother* *Eventually Aaron and Antihero lock up and Moo Moo goes and on top of the turnbuckle to watch* *Aaron knees Antihero several times in his injured abdomen before before hitting him with an STO* *Enigma goes over to gloat towards Moo Moo who just rolls her eyes* *Enigma calls Moo Moo over* *She gets down from the turnbuckle to see what he wants* *He tries to tell to tell her why what he did to Antihero was impressive but again she just rolls her eyes* *Before he can further explain Moo Moo kicks him in the gut and hits the Cream of The Crop and pins him* 1! 2! 3! MM: Aaron Enigma has been eliminated!Aaron's newfound confidence just cost him the match, and we're down to two.*Moo Moo and Antihero stare eachother down* *Before they can lock up Antihero extends his hand for a handshake and she accepts* *They lock up and Moo Moo manages to get Antihero into a headlock* *Moo Moo grabs him and hits a Bull dog and goes for a quick pin* 1! 2- *Antihero gets his shoulder up* *Moo Moo signals for the Bull Rush* *As Antihero gets to his feet she charges but his quick reflexes allow him to dodge and hit the Stinger Kick* *Antihero covers Moo Moo* 1! 2! 3! MM: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner, and still Freakin Awesome Champion An-*Michael Muffer can't even finish his announcement before a theme that hasn't played in The Parts Unkown arena in months starts* YOU'RE KIDDING?
HIM?
NOW?*Vincent Van Agony appears to the shock of nearly everyone holding his Money in The Bank or Botch Contract from last year* Viva has returned, and he knows what he wants.*He steps into the ring and hands it over to the referee as the bell rings* *A dazed Antihero gets to his feet and stares at Viva* *Before the match can start Viva puts his hand out for a handshake* *Antihero hesitates but shakes Viva's hand* *Both men grapple and Viva easily overpowers Antihero and shoves him into the ropes but John Creed tells him to break it up and he obliges* *Viva backs away and let's Antihero return to the middle of the ring* *Once again they lock up* *Viva manages to catch Antihero and hit him with The Long Kiss Goodnight* *Viva hooks Antihero's legs* 1! 2! 3- *Antihero uses what little strength he had to kick out* *Viva gives Antihero room to get to his feet but he just lies there* *Viva goes over to pick Antihero up but Antihero roll him up with a schoolboy pin* 1! 2- *Viva manages to break out and both men get to their feet* *Viva knees Antihero and lifts him up for a Brainbuster* *Instead of covering Antihero Viva gives him a Bedtime Story* *Antihero struggles with the pain put doesn't 't tap* *Viva applied more pressure but Antihero still doesn't tap* *Viva applies all the pressure he can and not even Antihero can fight it and he taps out* MM: Here is your winner, and new Freakin' Awesome Champion, Vincent Van AgonyAnd just like that, we have a new champion.
Antihero fought off seven competitors to retain his title, but eight was enough to crown a new champion.*John Creed hands the title over to Viva and he holds it up for the crowd to see* Hey, as long as Viva stays in the ring and doesn't try to take our jobs again, it's okay with me.*Viva goes up a turnbuckle to show off the belt before throwing the belt over his shoulder and walking to the back* |
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 26, 2012 19:53:27 GMT -5
TH: Now let's go to the back where the newest member of the FAWA family is standing by with Ryan Bergman!TH: Boiler Room Brawler poisoning the well tonight as he prepares for his match with Demented.JK: By the way, have we gotten any word yet on World Heavyweight Champion Ryan Blood? TH: Last I heard he’s still AWOL. This could be quite the tainted Gookermania. JK: But the show must go on, and it can’t go on any sooner with the next match…[glow=gold,2,300]GOOKERMANIA V[/glow]
[glow=GOLD,2,300]FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE[/glow]"THE EMERALD WARRIOR" GUS RICHLEN VERSUS SQUARE MM: The following contest is a Falls Count Anywhere match! Now in this match, the only way to win is by pinfall, and pinfalls can occur anywhere in the arena or the general Parts Unknown area!*"I Don't Care" hits first and you can barely hear the song over the boos as Square doesn't even bother posing. He just taunts and insults the fans all the way to the ring.* MM: Introducing first, representing The Fallen, from Preston, England, weighing in at 215 pounds, Square!TH: Gus Richlen requested this match against Square after the events of BattleBowl last month, where The Fallen abducted Shaelin Marie O'Hara in order to screw Richlen out of the FAWA World Championship.JK: He shouldn't have bothered making this match, because tonight will be the greatest night in FAWA history when Square puts a permanent end to his worthless career!*Square's music stops, but nothing else happens. Richlen himself is nowhere to be seen. Square starts yelling at Jake Kwan to declare him the winner by forfeit-* Pax et redemptio in passione et in interitum...
Pax et redemptio in passione et in interitum...
Pax et redemptio in passione et in interitum...
Pax et redemptio in passione et in interitum....[In suffering and destruction there is peace and redemption] *The chants grow louder and more morose as they continue, and as they continue, the lights begin to fade dramatically-* *And as "Hazy Shade Of Winter" blasts through the arena, flames start shooting up from the stage, and walking through them is Gus Richlen, wearing a cloak similar to Undertaker's Ministry Of Darkness one from WMXV.* MM: And his opponent, from Peshtigo, Wisconsin, weighing in at 181 pounds, he is one-half of the FAWA World Tag Team Champions, "The Darkness" Gus Richlen!TH: Richlen has been on a path of vengeance over the past few weeks, and he's made it clear that Square is not going to leave tonight unscathed!JK: He's wrong! He should have brought a hearse with him, because Sqaure's not even going to have a scratch after he done destroying this idiot!*Richlen takes the cloak off and sets it down before entering. Square goes right after him and Kwan has to quickly call for the bell! Richlen backs up under fire and slides out of the ring. Square follows but Richlen only needs those few seconds to start in on him with a flurry of punches, and with there being no diusqualifications, he's free to keep the fists closed. He then grabs Square and tries to rush him towards the ring post, but Square blocks it and tries to send Richlen into it face first. Richlen replies by taking a step up onto the apron, holding Square in a headlock, and DDTing him on the floor! 1! Square kicks out but Richlen reaches under the ring and grabs a steel chair, and as Square gets up, he drives it into The Fallen member's ribs! He then raises the chair and slams it down on Square's back! 1! 2! Square kicks out again, so Richlen sets the chair up and waits for him to get up before charging, butr as he jumps off the chair, Square lariats him in mid-air and "The Darkness" lands backfirst on the chair! Square then pulls him and delivers a fisherman's suplex on top of the ring steps! 1! 2! Richlen kicks out, but Square goes under the ring and grabs a steel chain as Richlen pulls himself back into the ring. Square follows him in and begins whipping him with the chain! Richlen tries to crawl to the ropes so he can turn around, but Square does not let up and this forces Richlen to try to crawl out of the ring. Square follows but gets too close to the ropes and Richlen hangs him up on the second rope! Richlen falls the rest of the way out of the ring as Square tries to regain his bearings, and Richlen reaches under and pulls out a ladder!* TH: I know it's a Falls Count Anywhere match, but I don't know what Richlen is thinking grabbing a ladder.JK: As usual, he's not thinking! That's why he's just moments away from getting obliterated!*Richlen re-enters the ring, still carrying the ladder, but Square has the chain back and Richlen gets whipped again with it! Richlen lets go of the ladder and Square picks it up. As Richlen gets to his feet, Square runs forward and nails him right between the eyes with the ladder! Square then goes outside the ring and sets the ladder so it spans the gap between the crowd barrier and the ring before re-entering. Richlen, now a bloody mess thanks to the ladder shot, gets to his feet and Square picks him up, thinking Squarevenge, but then he walks to the ropes!* TH: OH, COME ON! NOT THIS, DAMNIT! THIS IS GOING TOO FAR!JK: I love it! The end is now, and I can't wait for-*Except Richlen counters it and powerslams him over the top rope THROUGH THE LADDER! Richlen exits the ring and covers! 1! 2! Square kicks out! Richlen starts to pull Square up but Square shoves him into the ring apron! Square then enters the ring and tries to pull Richlen through- RICK LOCK OUT OF NOWHERE! AND RICHLEN'S USING THE ROPES FOR ADDED PRESSURE! Square fights to try to break free but he can't and he starts tapping out!* TH: Square can tap all he wants, but remember, this is not a match that can be won by submission! Richlen does not have to release the hold!*Square's tapping starts to subside and Richlen releases the hold, falling to the floor and taking a moment to catch his breath. He then re-enters the ring SQUARE REBOUNDS AND HITS THE SQUAREPLOSION OUT OF NOWHERE! 1! 2! RICHLEN KICKS OUT!!! Square is in shock as Kwan explains that Richlen got the shoulder up. Enraged, he goes over to the Bulgarian announce table and starts clearing it of everything there is to get rid of. He then reaches under the ring and pulls out another table and sets it up on top of the announce table before re-entering SPEAR FROM RICHLEN! Square scrambles back up CARNOSEL! 1! 2! Square kicks out, so Richlen starts to pick him up SQUARE CATCHES HIM WITH THE L7! 1! 2! RICHLEN KICKS OUT AGAIN! Frustrated, Square pulls Richlen up LIGHTS OUT TKO! SQUARE NEVER SAW IT COMING! 1! 2! Square kicks out! Richlen pulls him up and tries for an Irish whip, but Square starts to counter into one of his own. Richlen counters it mid-pull, CHOKESLAM! 1! 2! SQUARE KICKS OUT AGAIN! Richlen, blood in his eyes, is trying to figure out a way to keep Square down, so he picks up the chain, wraps it around his fist, and climbs to the top rope, but Square gets up and rushes the turnbuckle, knocking him down rather, uh, awkwardly. Square then climbs up and pulls him onto his shoulders for the L7, but Richlen NAILS him in the temple with a chain-wrapped fist! Square is stunned but doesn't fall, but Richlen gets him as much on the top rope as he can and grabs him by the throat! Then he sees the table stack, and the crowd does too, and the roar is deafening AS RICHLEN THROWS SQUARE, CHOKESLAMMING HIM THROUGH THE TABLES!!!! Richlen climbs down and goes for the pin! 1! 2! 3!* MM: Here is your winner, "The Darkness" Gus Richlen!TH: AND IN GUS RICHLEN'S QUEST TO GET THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE BACK, IT'S NOW ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO! GUS RICHLEN HAS SENT A CRYSTAL CLEAR MESSAGE TO THE FALLEN TONIGHT!*King is too pissed to reply as Richlen backs away, a sick smile on his face, yet with a look in his eyes knowing that his work has only just begun. Square, meanwhile, is starting to slowly pull himself from the wreckage as we move on....*
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 26, 2012 19:53:55 GMT -5
[/color] *Ramirez walks out the door and closes it as Bergman looks at the closed door and shakes his head before continuing to tape his wrists.*[/quote] [glow=gold,2,300]GOOKERMANIA V[/glow]
[glow=GOLD,2,300]LADDER MATCH[/glow]JACK CAIN VERSUS JEREMY DUPOE *The lights go out the sounds of cheering slowly turn to low pitch,evil sounding chanting after a few minutes the lights turn back on to reveal that the entire crowd, the commentators and Michael Muffer have been replaced with hooded cultists* *A single robed,hooded figure walks onto the center of the stage* *The music starts but the lyrics aren't coming from the arena speakers but instead the hooded figure on the stage, the chorus hits and 2 gigantic basalt spires EXPLODE from the stage as the crowd take over the singing* *The hooded figure reaches to the two towers revealing reptilian hands, Ophelia Shadowgale and Mario Nett leap down from the spires and help the hooded figure remove his robe to reveal a very different Jeremy Dupoe, he has tentacles where his mouth should be and giant wings on his back* The commentators and Muffer sound...off* MM:Making his way to the ring, from Arkham,Massachusetts, "The Envoy of Chaos" JEREMY DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOETH?:And there he is, Jeremy Dupoe, CEO, esteemed member of the Esoteric Order of Dagon, Envoy of chaos, Harbinger, and my choice to win this ladder matchJK?:I couldn't agree more Hoss, after all the man speaks to the great old ones, he holds the key to return this planet to them as the stars are almost right, not to mention hes got a hell of a singing voiceTH?: Well spoken, king, well spoken*Dupoe, and crew begins to make his way to the ring, cultists bowing and kneeling as he passes.He then leaps 20 feet in the air lands in the ring with a thunderous pound, he then point up to the the container holding the book and the cure as fire shoots from the turnbuckles* *The lights go out once more, chanting turns back to cheering the lights come back on and everything is back to normal, as if nothing happened, a now very normal Dupoe is still pointing up at the cage holding the book and cure* TH:Uh...is this thing on...hello?, yes were on. good ok we would like to apologies there appears to have been a power outage here at the Parts Unknown Arena,but as you can see Jeremy Dupoe has entered the ring under ominous circumstancesJK: I don't think that power outage was coincidence Hoss, I have a feeling something mighty strange happened during our little blackout*The opening strings of “Standing in the Sun” sound and Jack makes his way to the top of the ramp. He basks in the spotlight for a moment, and lights his cigar. Then he struts towards the ring. Though instead of the usual cocky expression Cain looks far more serious tonight, eyes lowering towards Dupoe in the ring. He doesn't waste words tonight as he stamps down the ramp way towards the ring. Upon entering he rips off his tearaway suit and pants revealing his wrestling attire. He mounts the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms high into the air, though his expression remains solemn.* MM: And his opponent, coming down the aisle, from Blackwater Bay, Florida, weighing in at 338 pounds, Jack Cain!TH: Jack Cain is looking for a cure tonight. And I have a feeling he's going to do whatever it takes to get his hands on it!JK: It's gonna take everything he's got if he wants to beat the boss, Gorilla!*After requesting an ashtray from the referee he walks right up to Dupoe, takes a long drag and spews a cloud of smoke right into the demented man's face! Dupoe coughs as a result, covering his match, looking on with annoyance back at his cheeky opponent. He then puts out his cigar and focuses his gaze to Dupoe, who simply returns the glare with one of his own.* TH: No love lost between these two, that's for sure. I don't think I've ever seen a man spew smoke in someone's face with so much bile and venom. JK: Such disrespect. He's lucky Dupoe doesn't sack his ass right now after that display!*The ring is surrounded from all sides by ladders of various heights and weights ranging from stepladders to one in the fifty-foot range. Cain and Dupoe look over the equipment at their disposal at ringside before locking eyes with another. Then they turn their gaze up towards the two items dangling above the ring: from one cable is a familiar tome. The other a syringe filled with a mysterious green liquid.* TH: There they are, King. The two items these two men are desperately vying for tonight. One side you have the tome Dupoe treasure so much. A book that he uses to control the minds of so many. On the other you have that syringe. Contained within is supposedly a cure to the disease that Cain was inflicted with recently.JK: I've gotta say this isn't usually what you expect to see in a ladder match, Gorilla. But then again the FAWA is far from your typical wrestling promotion! And I have a feeling that tonight we're going to see a real fight on our hands! These two wanna tear each other limb from limb. And I've gotta say that I'm personally looking forward to it!*Cain and Dupoe look at one another once more, the taller of the two stepping forward. With that the bell sounds and this one is underway. Immediately Cain charges in and starts assaulting Dupoe with fists aplenty, battering him with a barrage of them!* TH: And Cain starting thing off with a flurry of punches! He's clearly desperate to end this one as quick as possible! And he may be able to do just that!*He back Dupoe into the turnbuckle and continues punching away, Dupoe covering up as he endures the attack. However he soon lunges in and rakes Jack right across the eyes, the taller man grasping at his face! Jeremy immediately follows up with a series of fists of his own, staggering his loftier opponent!* JK: But don't count the boss! Dupoe may not have been as active as most, Gorilla, but he's far from inexperienced inside the ring! Hell, last year at Gookermania he teamed with Lionel Ritchie to try and take the FAWA Tag Titles!*Dupoe continues raining down fists of his own backing Cain into the ropes. He then charges forward looking for a clothesline. Jack however hunches over and launches him to the apron outside! * JK: Hah, nice try, Jack! Dupoe landing right on the apron...TH: And getting knocking right back off! Big Boot from Cain!*Dupoe goes flying off the apron and to the floor with a thud. The crowd cheers as Cain climbs out after him, hauling the CEO up by his throat and hoisting him high into the air. And then without delay he drops him throat first across the steel barricade! Dupoe drops to the floor, grasping at his neck in pain as Cain stomps down, grinding his heel against the area!* TH: Cain is not messing around tonight. He doesn't care what he has to do to get the win here tonight. He wants that cure as desperately as Jeremy wants his book back!JK: He's gonna have to do more than that to put down The Envoy though!*Cain hauls Dupoe back to his feet and whips him toward the barricade once more. Dupoe however counters and sends Cain towards it instead! He crashes against the steel, hunching over as well as he collides. Ceasing the opportunity Dupoe makes his way over and proceeds to lock on a blatant choke on his opponent!* TH: A choke from the dastardly CEO! I'm not surprised one bit. Of course he'd resort to that sort of strategy!JK: Hey, if it works then you might as well work with it, Gorilla. Besides, there are no rules to break in a ladder match!*Cain gasps for air as Dupoe wrenches back trying to force the oxygen right out of his lungs. Cain however rises back up, pulling Dupoe up with him onto his back. Then without delay he backs up and rams him into the ring post behind them, loosening Dupoe's grip. He backs up and rams him into again... and again... and once more!* TH: And Dupoe forced to let go. Good counter there from Cain!JK: Big deal. It's still early on, Tim. Cain shouldn't be celebrating just yet!*Dupoe drops to his feet, grasping at his back in pain. He then finds himself being hauled up by Jack who backs up once more and rams him again into the unforgiving steel! Dupoe cries out in pain, eyes nearly popping out of his skull as he collides! jack then hoists him and drives him across his knee with a back breaker! Dupoe rolls out of Jack's grip and arches off the floor.* TH: Cain wasting no time now. He's going for a ladder!JK: No way! It can't be over this quick!*He grabs a modest ten footer and slides it into the ring. Setting it up he starts to ascend towards the items hanging overhead. However before he can make it halfway Dupoe has already returned to the ring, yanking him off the rungs and back to the ring. He then proceeds to ram his face into one of the rungs in the middle, Jack's head bouncing off of it!* TH: And Dupoe is back and ready to fight. And already the ladders are starting to be utilized!JK: That's smart, Gorilla. Those things are made of metal. They're just as effective as your typical folding chair. They'd have to be stupid not to use them here!*Jack staggers back against the ropes, grasping at his forehead. Dupoe takes the opportunity and grabs the ladder nearby, wielding it in hand and driving it into the chest of his opponent! Cain hunches over once more, gasping out in pain before dropping to the canvas. Jeremy rubs at his back as he looks down with a smirk. He sets the ladder back up and...* TH: Dupoe going for the book!JK: Hey, no sense in prolonging the agony! The CEO wants to put an end to this issue once and for all!*He reaches the middle rung only to find himself being yanked off from behind as well, Cain back to his feet already and looking particularly pissed off. He grabs Dupoe from behind and clinches on a Full nelson, arms locking tight around his shoulders. Dupoe starts kicking around in desperation, trying to escape. But to no avail!* TH: Full Nelson Slam! And you've gotta know that hurts!*Dupoe arches off the canvas once more, rising slowly back to his feet while favoring the back once more. Jack is ready for him though as he leaps up high and delivers a dropkick right between the eyes, sending Dupoe back to the ground once more! Jack then mounts Dupoe from atop and starts raining down fists once more, brutalizing his adversary!* JK: Ouch! Those have definitely gotta sting.*Cain continues pounding away on his opponent only to receive a stiff knee from below to the stomach, stopping him in his tracks. Dupoe rises back to his feet and delivers a second and third, Jack bending forward with each one. Then without delay Dupoe bounces off the ropes and charges in for a running knee to the face, taking Jack off his feet!* JK: What a knee from the CEO! That'll show all those naysayers who thought the job would make him soft! You hear that, Gorilla?*Jack grasps at his face, rubbing over at as he staggers back to his feet. As he does though Dupoe has already grabbed the ladder in the ring and propped it against a turnbuckle nearby. He then grabs the rising Jack by the arm and whips him forward, sending him colliding into the object with a clang! Jack slumps over against the ladder, wincing once more.* *Dupoe isn't done though as he backs up across from Cain. He charges in full speed and delivers a pair of knees to the back of Cain, the larger man gasping out in pain once again! He flops back against the canvas once more, Dupoe looking on with satisfaction. But it seems he's not done yet.* TH: What's this Dupoe's planning now? He's already got Cain down! Why not go for his stupid book?!JK: Because it wouldn't be fun that way, Gorilla! Dupoe obviously wants to make Cain pay for all that abuse he put him through early on!*With a smirk Dupoe drops down and starts choking Cain as he lays on the canvas, his opponent thrashing on the mat as he wraps his hands around! Having done the damage Dupoe rises back up and grabs the ladder once more, setting it up below the items of interest. He once again proceeds to climb, taking his time.* JK: Dupoe's halfway up the ladder! It's only a matter of time now!TH: Or maybe not! Look at Cain!*Cain is back to his feet, unbeknownst to Dupoe! He makes his way over and grabs Dupoe as he's halfway up! Then without delay he hauls him up for a Powerbomb! Cain then charges forward and drives him back first into the ladder still set up in the corner!* TH: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! DUPOE JUST GOT POWERBOMBED INTO THAT LADDER!JK: THAT COWARD! DUPOE NEVER EVEN KNEW HE WAS COMING!*Dupoe cries out in pain as he collides, flopping to the canvas and rolling around desperately on the canvas. Cain takes a moment to catch a breather, grabbing the top rope as he rests. Then after a few moments he starts trying to climb once more.* TH: And now Cain making his way up to the promised land! This one could be over any moment!JK: You've got that right... wait a second. Is that a boot?!*And sure enough it is! Dupoe's wrestling boot comes flying off and smacks Cain right in the side of the head! Cain pauses momentarily, halfway up the ladder once more at this point. Dupoe is back to his feet--- albeit only wearing one boot--- and moves in. He grabs the stunned Cain from behind and bends him over, dropping back and...* TH: Neck breaker from the ladder! Cain just got brought back down the hard way!JK: Brilliant move from the CEO! I knew he wasn't down and out yet!*Dupoe and Cain both lay there on the mat, trying to recover from the match thus far. Dupoe is the first to rise once more. He looks down to his fallen opponent and shakes his head. The CEO rolls out of the ring after putting his boot back on and lifts the ring skirt. From here he extracts...* TH: A table?! Aren't the ladders enough as it is?!JK: Clearly not. Dupoe looking to bring some extra hardware into this brawl! And why not? You can never have too much equipment at your disposal!*He slides the table into the ring before following back inside. Taking the moment to set it up in the ring he then makes his way back over and yanks Cain off the mat. He then starts to pepper him with a series of kicks to the side of the head, staggering Jack with each one until eventually he topples over onto the table. Now seeing his opponent laid across it Dupoe eyes the nearby turnbuckle. Wasting no time he makes his way over and starts to ascend.* TH: Dupoe is going to the high risk district! Not a place he visits often!JK: Dupoe is looking to show that big dope why exactly he's the CEO around these parts. I love it, Gorilla!*Measuring his man Jeremy looks down with a sneer as he leaps off the top for a splash! He comes crashing down....* TH: Nobody home! Cain just managed to roll off at the last second!JK: You've gotta be kidding me!*Dupoe goes right through the wood causing it to snap into! He gasps in pain, now lying in the wreckage of the piece of furnishment, barely budging an inch. He kicks at the air as he stares glassy-eyed up towards the ceiling.* TH: I can't believe it! Jack Cain just dodged a bullet right there! If Dupoe would have landed that it would have been all over!*Cain makes his way back to his feet, struggling to stand at this point. He looks down to the fallen Dupoe writhing on the canvas before eying the fallen ladder nearby. Setting it back up once more he starts to climb rung by rung towards the prizes dangling above. He makes it further than last time as he nearly reaches the top.* JK: What the... is that... Mario Nett?!TH: What's that psychopath doing back out here!*Sure enough Mario Nett has slid into the ring unbeknownst to Cain. He then grabs hold and yanks him down to the floor once again. Cain lands on his feet, turning around only to receive a face full of Red Mist! Immediately he cries out in pain, grabbing his eyes as the mist coats his face.* TH: Obviously Mario realized his so-called messiah was in trouble so he tried to run interference!JK: No rules in a ladder match, Gorilla!*Mario then follows up by grabbing Cain by the throat and driving him down with a DDT, taking the larger man off his feet and sending him crumpling to the canvas once more! He then rolls back out of the ring, having done his job as he retreats up the ramp way for the moment. Cain and Dupoe both lay prone on the mat, Jeremy slowly pushing to his feet once more.* TH: No... not like this!*He staggers towards the ladder, grabbing hold of it and trying to steady himself. He begins to climb up towards the prize hanging above once more, looking set on putting an end to this once and for all.* TH: No...no...it can't end like this!JK: Says you!*He reaches the peak of the ladder, eyes growing wide as he reaches up for the book. He manages to grab hold of it and he starts tugging forward. However as he does he realizes the ladder is tipping backward!* TH: Cain somehow mustered enough strength to knock over that ladder!JK: HOW?! He just got blinded by that mist! There's no way he can see!TH: Instinct, King. Pure instinct.*Dupoe looks on in horror as he falls back, landing on and straddling the top rope as his perch tumbles to the outside! He looks on in pain bouncing atop the top rope before flopping forward to the mat once again.* TH: This is unbelievable. It's been a long time since I've seen a man fight for something so hard. Jack Cain refuses to let anything stop him from claiming victory here tonight! Dupoe could send in his own damn cult of followers and Cain would find a way!JK: This ain't over, Gorilla. Not by a long shot! Neither of these men are in any position to grab those items right now!*Once again the two men manage to struggle to their feet, Cain's eyes half open thanks to the mist. He and Dupoe stumble towards each other, once again punching with desperation at one another! Eventually Cain gets the advantage once more as he hoists Dupoe up high into the air, depositing him to the mat with a Chokebomb! Dupoe folds up on the canvas once again, grasping at his neck, as Cain stumbles towards the outside. Making his way out he manages to find...* TH: A stepladder? What's Cain planning with that?JK: Obviously that mist has done some damage to the big goon's sight! He ain't winning with that puny thing!*He rolls back into the ring with the miniature ladder and waits for Dupoe to rise to his feet, which is soon enough. He then tosses the ladder right into his grip, Jeremy managing to catch it only to receive another big boot driving it into his face! Dupoe topples over once more as metal meets flesh, sending him down to the canvas yet again!* TH: Innovative use of the tiny ladder by Jack! At this point I'm not sure these two are gonna be able to wrestle again for a long time after this match!*Cain rolls back to the outside, grasping at his eyes once more before reaching under the ring. He grabs a thirty-foot ladder this time, sliding it into the ring and following back inside to set it up. Upon doing so he positions it just under the two prizes and begins to climb once more.* *Dupoe however isn't done yet either as he follows in pursuit, managing to carry himself up the ladder to catch up with his opponent. Eventually the two meet once more and start exchanging fists. And then...* TH: You've gotta be kidding... no way!*Cain grabs him and falls back for...* TH: The Watchtower off the top of the ladder! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!JK: HE'S INSANE! ABSOLUTELY OUT OF HIS GOURD!*The two come crashing down with a resounding thud once more knocking the ladder onto its side! This latest move results in a "Holy Shit!" chant courtesy of the crowd! Both men lay completely limp on the mat, neither one moving.* TH: I can't believe this. Despite all the hell these two men have gone through, despite how much they desire to retrieve the items they hold so dear, they still want to make sure that they make the other pay!JK: I have to agree with you for once, Gorilla. These two men are pulling out all the stops!*After a minute or so has passed Cain is back to his feet. He gazes up towards the sky once more, rubbing his eyes as he stands there. He picks up the toppled ladder and sets it back up once more, gasping for air as he does. And sure enough he starts to climb when...* TH: Mario Nett is back! What's that freak doing here now?!*Mario is readying another mist which he rears back and waits for Cain before he unleashes it. Cain indeed turns around, kicking Nett in the gut and...* TH: Shockbomb to Mario Nett! Looks like his strategy didn't pay off!JK: That's uncalled for! Mario isn't involved in this match!*Nett crashes to the canvas in a heap, Cain hunched over as he grasps at his back. He turns back to the ladder once again and starts to climb. Unbeknownst to him though Mario rolls something across the ring over to his master on the other side, who is also starting to rise. Grabbing the ladder Dupoe ascends after Cain, both men taking their time as they climb to the top.* TH: It's a race to the finish line! Whose going to make it there first!*Dupoe and Cain eventually manage to reach the top, Cain beating Dupoe by a fraction of a second. He reaches for the syringe, inches away from pulling it down.* TH: He's got it! it's all over no...JK: Oh no it's not!TH: Where the hell did he get that?!*Cain suddenly finds a syringe being jammed into his eye! He screams out in pain, grasping at his face! Dupoe looks on with a maniacal grin, holding this empty one in his grip. Then for good measure he shoves Cain off the ladder and to the floor, sending him down a heap!* TH: That bastard just jammed a syringe right in Cain's eye! What sort of sick freak does that?! All for a lousy book!*Dupoe reaches up and grabs hold of his book, yanking it down into his clutches and bringing this match to the end. The bell sounds as the crowd boos loudly in the background.* JK: Dupoe wins! Dupoe wins! I knew he'd pull it off!TH: After using every dirty trick in the book, King.JK: A win is a win, Tim!MM: Here is your winner... JEREMY DUPOE!*Dupoe holds the book up in triumph, slowly making his way back down the ladder and falling to his knees. He gasps for breath as he holds it high overhead, Cain simply looking on in disbelief, face covered in red with a hand over one eye.* TH: This is just sick. Absolutely sick! How can Dupoe be proud of this victory?!JK: He doesn't care. All that matters is that he got back what belongs to him!*Dupoe looks down at his fallen opponent and walks over towards him. He extends an arm down towards the fallen man, helping him to his feet.* TH: What... and what the hell is going on here?JK: Ummmm... I'm not sure, Hoss.*Cain gazes up towards Dupoe as he stands over him. He grabs hold of his hand and rises to his feet. Then for whatever reason he drops down and bows before him, kneeling at his feet!* JK: This is... bizarre. These two just beat the living hell out of each other and now they're acting like... friends?TH: ...Something tells me this has something to do with with whatever junk it was Dupoe injected Cain with in the first place.JK: I don't know what to make of this....TH: It appears like we may not get our answers here tonight, but something tells me that Jack Cain may never be the same again after this match. |
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Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 26, 2012 20:13:40 GMT -5
That's right folks... Alberto Ramirez was El Hombre De Jazz... shock and awe!
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VERSUS BULL ANT
