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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Nov 4, 2012 20:46:40 GMT -5
[glow=orange,2,300]NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES[/glow] TH: And welcome back to quite a night here folks and Happy Halloween to all those celebrating around the world! JK: Can you believe it Hoss? It's almost like we're in the Exorcist or something. What if that ghost possessed one of us next?!TH: Well, I'd imagine that the commentary on your end would reach new depths. But lets get to our next match! The Ant Farm's own little girl all grown up Moo Moo Ant versus the behemoth, Super Warrior!JK: You ask me this is going to be a one sided contest...TH: And speaking of contests I'm getting word from the back that this shall be another trick match. Take it away![/color][/font] *BRB leans forward in his chair, his hands moving to rest on the table in front of him.* BRB: It would seem that we are now faced with one member of the Ant Farm versus one rather large, yet not near as impressive specimen as myself, Super Warrior. Now, normally I would of course make this decision based on fairness of competition. It is my middle name. But let's face it. I'm quite enjoying this position of power. One that is rightfully mine! So, I think this time I shall be a bit more...generous to those watching. I'm going to give you people what you want. And in return I show the powers that be what a real genius is capable of with the reins of this company. Moo Moo, Super Warrior. Tonight's match will be one to remember. Tonight we are seeing our first...Catwalk match. This is me, BRB. And I have spoken.[/color][/font] *Turning back in the chair the scene fades back to the arena.* [/quote] MM: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a Cat Walk Contest! The competitors will compete by walking down a catwalk and will be judged on poise, physique and style for a best out of three series. Introducing first...MM: Hailing from The Ant Farm and weighing 189 Lbs. Moo Moo Ant!*Moo Moo runs out of the entry way and towards the ring, slapping hands along the way as she poses before entering the ring. Climbing a turnbuckle she poses, raising her hands into the air before climbing back down.* TH: I have to say King, I think you were right, this does appear to be a one sided affair.JK: Now this is going to be something to watch!MM: And her opponent...*Super Warrior makes his way to the ring from the entry ramp, no music and little fanfare as the crowd boos quite audibly.* MM: Hailing from the Deepest, Darkest, Deadliest parts of Parts Unknown! Super Warrior!TH: Very little love lost between the crowd in attendance and Super Warrior.JK: Geez, given his last pay-per-view appearance I suppose The Sam cut him loose. No sign of him here tonight.*Super Warrior climbs over the top rope, staring at Moo Moo silently as referee Lloyd McFloyd moves in between the two of them.* MM: And the judges...JK: Judges?TH: Well that would make sense given the nature of this match I suppose...JK: Whoa!TH: Ladies and gentlemen I think this just became an even bigger treat!MM: Introducing first, The Mistress of the Night! Elvira!*Elvira walks onto the entry ramp garbed in a revealing black dress, winking to the crowd before letting out a cackling laugh as she waves about and moves down towards the ring. A ring attendant moves to assist her in getting up the steps, then holds the middle rope for her as she slips through, clapping and looking about as Moo Moo claps along. Super Warrior eyeing the first judge and looking unimpressed.* JK: I have to say...for a woman of her...experience. She looks hot!TH: The original gothic mistress in the flesh and quite fitting given this night of nights!MM: And the second judge for this contest, Tyra Banks!TH: Wow! Quite the ends of the spectrum but certainly no slouch when it comes to the world of fashion. Two women who should certainly be qualified to judge this competition!JK: I can't believe this Hoss. I think this is the best night of my life. So many hot women in the ring at one time!TH: Easy there King. I'm sure you'll have a chance to meet them after all is said and done. Providing their security don't mistake you for a crazed stalker.JK: Hey! That was just one time!*Tyra makes her way to the ring, garbed in bright pink dress with a flower in her hair, struting her way to the ring steps and getting into the ring with the attendants assistance. Elvira moves to Tyra and the two do a quick kiss-kiss to each others cheeks before taking a seat behind a table. Lloyd McFloyd continues to remain between Moo Moo and Super Warrior as Michael Muffer exits the ring.* TH: And it looks like we are about to get underway!*McFloyd moves to confer with the judges briefly before moving to start giving instructions to both Moo Moo and Warrior. Both nod, Warrior reluctantly before each competitor moves to a corner. Warrior motions for Moo Moo who moves to the ropes as a bit of house music starts to play. Struting down the center of the ring she turns emphatically before moving to place a hand on her hip and looks over her shoulder then struts back to where she started.* TH: And quite a start here for Moo Moo Ant with a saucy strut that seems to have impressed the judges!JK: This must be what it's like in France!*Moo Moo motions to Warrior as she backs up. The much larger man taking his cue as he stalks forward then looks about as the house music begins to play then surprisingly struts forward menacingly before pausing to look at the crowd, then the judges before turning and walking back to the starting point. Everyone quiet as the music stops again. Elvira and Tyra conferring before holding up pieces of paper with "Moo Moo" written on them. TH: And Moo Moo with the first round!JK: I can't argue with the judges decision there Hoss.*As Warrior moves back to his corner he seems to stumble a bit as Lloyd McFloyd goes to check on him. The large man pauses, then pushes McFloyd away before holding a hand to his head. As Moo Moo and the judges look on Warrior seems to look at his own hand, then moves it to his face before looking out at the crowd, a sick look of glee as he seems to look himself over.* JK: Uh oh...I'm having a sneaking feeling of deja vu...TH: You've taken the words right out of my mouth there King. I think we may be dealing with another possession here.JK: Thank god it's not me!*McFloyd seems puzzled but as he checks with Warrior the large man looks at him questioningly then at the judges and then Moo Moo as if he might attack but stops as McFloyd seems to be reminding him what's going on. Warrior looks puzzled but then nods a bit and moves to his corner.* *As McFloyd calls for Moo Moo once more she waves to the crowd and waits as a more sultry sax piece is played. As she moves from the one side of the ring to the other she sways and turns but seems to stumble just a bit as she tries to spin quickly. Elvira and Tyra take notes as Moo Moo walks back and poses before moving to her corner.* JK: I fear, as the saying goes, the judges will have to deduct for that.TH: Sadly I don't think ring boots were made for this type of thing.*McFloyd calls for Warrior who moves a bit apprehensively at first but as the music starts he seems to become a completely different person as he struts, not menacingly but rather...professionaly. As he pauses at the oppposite ropes he poses, placing his hands on his hips and looking about casually before turning to look at the judges and winks their way. Both women looking to each other with a bit of a grin that they can't control as he walks back to finish.* TH: My...did he just do that?JK: What the hell was that?!*As Hoss and King seem to be stunned into silence the judges hold up their pieces of paper. Tyra's showing "Super Warrior" while Elvira's shows a 555 number which she quickly pulls back while looking about with a bit of embarrassment then turns it around to show "Super Warrior" as well.* JK: Wow! Looks like Super Warrior pulled that one out of nowhere!TH: And now we are tied at one apiece! Moo Moo may have her work cut out for her here!*Moo looks at Warrior, tilting her head a bit in surprise before shaking it and moving to her position to show she's ready as McFloyd gets ready to motion for her to start.* TH: And here we go folks. This one shall take all the marbles!JK: I don't know if I can watch! Oh who am I kidding of course I'm going to watch! Haha!*McFloyd gives the go ahead to the back and swinging country song plays as Moo struts and sways, even skipping a bit to the tune as if she was line dancing. Posing at the ropes she spins successfully this time and leans back on the ropes a bit to tease before placing her hands on her hips and struts back, hips swinging back and forth in time with the beat.* JK: Holy...I think I need a cold shower after watching that.TH: Easy there King. Think of the closet full of penis pumps.JK: Way to burst the bubble there Hoss.*Warrior watches on passively, arms crossed over his chest before moving to the starting position. Giving Moo Moo a stare he starts to ready himself but is stopped as a pair of individuals hop the guard rails and grab onto his massive foot.* JK: It's Cain and Nett!TH: And no doubt that Dupoe is not far behind!*On cue, Jeremy Dupoe hops over another guard rail and runs towards the pair as they hold Super Warrior as best as they can as music starts to play. Jeremy can be seen starting to mouth something.* *As Cain and Nett hold on for dear life Dupoe can be seen opening his book and starts to recite, hopping a bit as if to a beat as Warrior starts to writhe and clutches his head.* JK: At least Dupoe's keeping with the beat.*A blood curdling and throaty "NOOOOOOOO!" is heard before the lights fade out again, then come back on.* TH: What a bizarre turn of events that was!*Super Warrior shakes his head and stumbles backwards. His hands moving to hold his head as he turns, nearly toppling the table that is set up for the judges before he stumbles back to the start. Both judges look on not knowing what to think before hurridly scribbling down on paper.* JK: Wow, way to blow it there Warrior. You could have had it in the bag.*Both Elvira and Tyra hand their final decision to Michael Muffer who enters the ring with a mic in hand.* MM: Ladies and gentlemen the judges have made their final decision...*Moo Moo holds her hands at her hips as she waits anxiously, Warrior seeming to be trying to figure out what is going on.* MM: With a final result of 2 to 1, the winner of this match is...MOO MOO ANT!*Moo Moo hops up and down before running to hug the two judges. The two women hold up Moo Moo's arms in victory as Warrior is left asking Lloyd McFloyd what happened.* JK: And with gusto!TH: Do people even use that word anymore?JK: Like I care Hoss, I managed to scribble down Elvira's phone number!TH: Ugh...well there we have it folks! Moo Moo Ant victorious here tonight at NoTWZ! We'll be right back after this!
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Nov 4, 2012 20:47:23 GMT -5
My apologies if it isn't up to BRB's norm but I thought it best given the circumstances that it would be alright. As well, if anything should need to be changed I will be happy to do so.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 4, 2012 20:50:14 GMT -5
Expect most everything except the Chamber of Horrors tomorrow; like a nice, big, satisfying crap finally passing. That said; still no TV Title match yet.
Anyone want a crack at the Chamber of Horrors?
This is why I like having this week off after supercards by the way. Allows me time to get a show out when there are more matches than willing writers.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Nov 4, 2012 20:52:46 GMT -5
Expect everything except the Chamber of Horrors tomorrow; like a nice, big, satisfying crap finally passing. Kind of a fitting analogy given the holiday that is coming up soon.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 4, 2012 21:09:10 GMT -5
If I was more sure when or if I'd get to a computer tomorrow I'd write the TV Title match if Hayden doesn't get it in. I know I wouldn't have time to write the Chamber.
BTW, BRB, that second PM I sent needs to be pasted onto the end of the rest of the match I sent.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 5, 2012 12:07:11 GMT -5
In the meantime, it's time for some more Promo thread rewards.
Seth Drakin, Bull Ant, Antihero, Gus Richlen, and Spiked Mohican will receive 2pts for posting more than once in the past week.
Knailsic and Connor Mackenzie will receive 1pt for posting once.
I'll add the points ASAP.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 5, 2012 15:48:25 GMT -5
In the meantime, it's time for some more Promo thread rewards. Seth Drakin, Bull Ant, Antihero, Gus Richlen, and Spiked Mohican will receive 2pts for posting more than once in the past week. Knailsic and Connor Mackenzie will receive 1pt for posting once. I'll add the points ASAP. And I thank having a guy who would respond to my promos for allowing me to have a good rapport with my opponent.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 5, 2012 20:29:14 GMT -5
I'll tell everyone what: I'm calling a mulligan on Night of the Wrestling Zombies. Tomorrow, I'll start posting the show, from the beginning, and I'm going to make it end on Thursday as originally planned. While I think there has been some trademark procrastination and flakiness, there also was that whole "Hurricane Sandy" thing.
M'kay?
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 5, 2012 20:40:35 GMT -5
Sounds good to me, BRB. Sandy messed my schedule up too.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 5, 2012 21:27:06 GMT -5
Anything I can do to help, short of writing the COH?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 5, 2012 23:39:40 GMT -5
Anything I can do to help, short of writing the COH? Seeing as I still don't have the TV Title Match, there's still that. Outside of the TV Title Match, it's just the Chamber of Horrors. Then again, maybe you could write a quick Fred G. Neric interview that takes place some time prior to the main event.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 6, 2012 0:29:58 GMT -5
Anything I can do to help, short of writing the COH? Seeing as I still don't have the TV Title Match, there's still that. Outside of the TV Title Match, it's just the Chamber of Horrors. Then again, maybe you could write a quick Fred G. Neric interview that takes place some time prior to the main event. Alright, shoot me the info.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Nov 6, 2012 7:16:52 GMT -5
I sent a PM in reference to the tv title match to offer some help to Hayden but I haven't received a response yet.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 6, 2012 18:32:48 GMT -5
PM me the TV Title match when it's finished. I'll replace the Intermission with it.
In the meantime, the time has come to kick off Night of the Wrestling Zombies, when we celebrate a night of costumes, deception, thrills, chills, tricks, treats, and abject terror. Oh wait, it's about Halloween, not Election Night.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 6, 2012 18:33:28 GMT -5
[glow=orange,2,300]NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES[/glow] TH: Welcome everyone to Night of the Wrestling Zombies!JK: My favorite time of year!TH: I'm Gorilla Tim Hoss and this is Jesse King!JK: We got a lot of spooktacular action coming up and I cannot wait to see it get started Hoss!TH: I'm sure no one can. We have our CEO, the leader of the Cult of the End, the Envoy of Chaos, Jeremy Dupoe taking on the demonic entity Disturbance. He's back and he's ready for vengeance tonight.JK: And after that it's time for the Television Championship as the World's Strongest Ant, Bull Ant, takes on Marshall Wesley Coventry.TH: Then the action continues with the Freakin' Awesome Championship. Vincent Van Agony got the title back from Antihero at Gookermania, but can he hold onto it tonight? Find out!JK: But then comes an annual favorite: The Costume Battle Royal! Ten men in costumes battle it out for a shot at either the Interforums or Freakin' Awesome Championships? Who will win? Who will be in it?TH: Then we have a very interesting match up as Bull Ant's sister, Moo Moo Ant, the Buxom Bovine, takes on The Sam's pride and joy: The Super Warrior. I don't like the sound of that matchup, but Night of the Wrestling Zombies is a night of surprises.JK: And the action still isn't finished as Aaron Enigma defends his Interforums Title against the dastardly clown menace Malevolence. He beat the champ for that title shot, now can he beat him for the belt?TH: Then we come to our two main events. First, Gus Richlen takes on Seth Drakin - the last member of The Fallen, in an Iron Man match. If Gus wins, Shaelin O'Hara, his girl, is free. If he loses, then he's gone from the FAWA forever.JK: And then it's the fearsome, the frightening, the fantastically violent Chamber of Horrors. Four men will enter, and three will have their brains fried, leaving only one man the World Heavyweight Champion.TH: It's Jonathan Michaels defending his World Heavyweight Championship against Michael Hayden, James Troy, and Connor Mackenzie.JK: It's a night of action and a night of suspense. Stay tuned!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 6, 2012 18:33:45 GMT -5
[glow=orange,2,300]NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES[/glow] JEREMY DUPOE VERSUS DISTURBANCE TH: So up first we have our esteemed CEO Jeremy Dupoe taking on his demonic entity gone awry: the Disturbance.JK: It's gonna be interesting to see what Disturbance does tonight. But then again, we don't even know what the match will be!TH: That's right; it's going to be a "Trick or Treat" match - the first one of the night.*Jeremy Dupoe emerges from the smoke-filled stage with Ophelia, Mario Nett, and Jack Cain. He slams his book shut and marches down to the ring…* TH: Ever since he took over CEO duties courtesy of Boiler Room Brawler, Jeremy Dupoe has had his eye on the end of this year. JK: He believes that the end is coming. He is preparing for it and I don't believe that Disturbance is playing his part correctly.TH: Which puts everyone else between a rock and hard... Heegurgurk! JK: Hoss?TH: ... JK: Oh no...TH: This is Disturbance. I have control of this vessel now... *Tim Hoss stands up, takes off his headset, and enters the ring to confront Jeremy Dupoe and the Cult of the End.* TH: I'm here now, Dupoe!Dupoe: Glad you could join the party, Disturbance. But you sure you couldn't have at least gone for Jesse King?JK: I'll take that as a compliment.TH: It doesn't matter to me! Give us the stipulation, BRB!Dupoe: Trick or Treat, Brawler.*Brawler digs into the bowl and pulls out a slip of paper...* *Dupoe and Disturbance!Hoss exchange glances.* JK: I am so taking pictures of this.*Dupoe and Disturbance!Hoss exchange shocked glances.* JK: Dupoe didn't see that one coming. Looks like the rest of the Cult of the End didn't either.*Dupoe and Disturbance! Hoss hash it out…* JK: It’s an interesting verbal chess; the “Rap Battle.” Whoever goes first, gets the chance to really capitalize and go on the aggressive. Who ever goes second is playing defense. They risk having no ammo – anyone who saw 8 Mile knows how that works. Disturbance!Hoss: Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater Tonight's the night No one buys you as leader Of this Cult of the End We do this much longer your flesh I will rend.
I make the bad rhymes Like the Nazis made war crimes. Who you gonna call? Dupoe? Who you gonna call? I'm afraid the 'Buster bitches - they be on mothballs!
Bitch you know who I am? I'm Disturbance, I'm Legion. I'm the baddest mutha f***a in the Tri-state region. Beat me in a rap? I'm a rhyming demon! You think you can do that, you must be dreamin'
You hear me Dupoe? You want to hear what is true? I'm Eagle Man, bitch, I got something for you! This is silly; Dupoe, C-E-O I beat you willy-nilly, like you were my fat backed ho.
I'm finished; I'm through; I've done all I can. Let the world know, that I'm more than a man. No Cage King tonight, brother; I'm the Rap Master tonight, so go call your mother.
Peace! JK: Um… interesting rhymes from Tim Hoss- er… Disturbance. How will Jeremy Dupoe respond? *Dupoe consults with Ophelia, Nett, and Cain while Disturbance!Hoss looks on in self-satisfaction.* JK: I never thought I’d see Tim Hoss possessed by a demon engaged in a rap battle with CEO Jeremy Dupoe. Night of surprises indeed. *Dupoe grabs a mic and confronts Disturbance.* Dupoe: Let’s do this… JK: Here we go…Dupoe: You're right Disturbance; You're good; you're bad. The kids in the audience think you sound rad. But I know better; I'm a trend setter. The master of men; I stole the show last year; and I'll steal it again.
I got this book, Disturbance. I give it a read, and you in for turbulance. I took the time to memorize the rhymes. I don't need the page to send you back to your spiritual cage.
Let's go; you ready? I could wrestle you now and keep the beat steady.
That which is dead; eternal it lie Stranger aeons, death it will die. So goes the rhyme, Now comes your time.
Ia; ia; Phnglui, Shub Niggurath! Wgah'nagl fhtagn! JK: Is Jeremy Dupoe… rapping ancient rites? Dupoe: Pgnigl mia mia gnshrp! Mshnog rog gstrp’n-TH: NO... *Disturbance!Hoss starts convulsing…* JK: I’m at a loss, ladies and gentlemen… *Disturbance!Hoss collapses to the ground. Hoss’s mouth is wide open as the lights briefly go out and then return.* JK: Uh…*Dupoe observes Tim Hoss sit up in a daze…* JK: I think, if I understand this insanity, that Disturbance just fled from Tim Hoss. I think Jeremy Dupoe was trying to trick Disturbance… but Disturbance caught on before Dupoe could finish…*Hoss stands up and returns to the announce table.* TH: Jeremy Dupoe wouldn’t explain what happened. JK: Well, looks like he’s sending out Jack Cain and Mario Nett to investigate. TH: Investigate what? JK: Oh… nothing. TH: Right… Well- wait. Was I just possessed by Disturbance? JK: Maybe…TH: I don’t want to know. JK: Probably the right idea. Let’s leave it to the millions watching at home. TH: So let’s get to the next match as Night of the Wrestling Zombies continues!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 6, 2012 18:34:25 GMT -5
[glow=orange,2,300]NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES[/glow] [glow=orange,2,300]TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP[/glow]BULL ANT VERSUS MARSHALL WESLEY COVENTRY TH: Ladies and gentlemen we are back with Night of the Wrestling Zombies and what a tremendous show we have seen thus far!JK: We've seen enough crazyness to last another year I think, Hoss. What with Dupoe and that crazy stunt of exorcising a ghost or whatever Disturbance is.TH: Well then I guess it's a good thing this type of night comes but once a year. But regardless I am getting word that Boiler Room Brawler has another message waiting for the participants in our next bout for the FAWA TV Title. That is one Marshall Wesley Coventry and Bull Ant. Let's go to BRB now.[/font][/size] *Moving once more BRB holds his hands aloft for a moment.* BRB: What this match needs is some spice...some...sizzle.[/font][/size] *A wicked grin crosses BRB's features as he looks directly into the camera.* BRB: Tonight's Television Championship match is going to be a...Cremation Match. What's that you might ask? Well, it's simple. Right now a rather, large and sturdy casket is being wheeled out to ringside. Now I'm sure I know what you are all thinking. But BRB, what's so special about this casket match?. Well I'll tell you. Tonight, not only must the winner place his opponent into that very casket...but he needs to set it on fire too.[/font][/size] *BRB's hands make a motion of flames as he lets out a hearty laugh.* BRB: That's right. Ingenious isn't it? Something only me, BRB, could come up with. Who knows, if it really catches on, maybe we'll bring it back next year. This is BRB, and I have spoken.[/font][/size][/quote] *The scene fades back to the ring as the Casket has now been placed at ringside.* TH: A Cremation Match? Dear lord in heaven this is...I'm at a loss for words King.JK: This is crazy! Stupid! Insane! Wait...Conventry's in this match. It should be right up his alley then. Ha! Take it away Muffer!MM: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a Cremation Match for the FAWA Television Title! Introducing first...MM: Hailing from The Ant Hill and weiging 328 lbs. Bull Ant!*As the music plays Bull moves onto the entry ramp, his feet stomping hard as he eyes the ring then roars, the crowd joining in before he charges down the ramp and slides in under the bottom rope. Getting up he quickly turns to the entry way as he tugs on the top rope in preparation.* TH: Bull Ant has certainly been on a tear, both he and his sister, Moo Moo, as well as Antihero I think have represented Ant-kind quite well here in FAWA.JK: Yeah but I haven't been able to bring a picnic lunch here in months!MM: And his opponent...
MM: Hailing from Ward Six of the Northwoods State Mental Hospital and weighing in at 229 lbs. He is the FAWA Television Champion, MARSHALL WESLEY COVENTRY!TH: And one half of the tag team champions as well as the TV Champ! Conventry is one man who has certainly made a statement here.JK: Yeah, that statement being he never should have been given a pass out of the nut-house! Him and his brother aren't even two sides of the same coin. They're pretty much both the same side!*The lights dim as "Enemy" kicks in. MWC then walks to the ring, wearing a black straitjacket backwards. He tosses it off to the floor and enters the ring, unfastening the tv title belt and holding it up as he glares at Bull Ant across the ring. Handing it to the ref, Coventry continues to glare, Bull Ant looking at the belt as the ref shows it to him before glaring back at Coventry.* TH: And things looking about ready to get underway here. Referee Will Alphonzo explaining things to the challenger and champ it would appear. No doubt the both of them heard Boiler Room Brawler earlier.JK: I don't know if I could even think of doing this. Being in a coffin, let alone having it set on fire? Yeah, leave it to them.*As both men look at the coffin the ref signals for the bell. Both men springing to action as Conventry moves to exchange punches with Bull Ant right off the bat.* JK: What the hell is that nutzo doing? He's outweighed by a hundred pounds. Not to mention nearly a foot in height.TH: Yes, but I'll remind you we've seen our share of matches here with significant size differentials and still seen the smaller man come out on top.*Bull Ant seems to shrug off the initial punches but Coventry winds back and hits a haymaker which staggers the larger man a few steps. As Coventry seems to pause, Bull turns his head back and latches onto Coventry, bringing a leg up and into Coventry's mid-section. Doubling over, Coventry moves to the ropes momentarily as Bull rubs his jaw a bit then pursues.* TH: Though I will say, Coventry is normally known for his vicious assaults. Given the circumstances one has to wonder if he has a specific plan of attack here.JK: Whatever it might be, I think he's still got his work cut out for him.*As Bull grabs onto Coventry's shoulder to turn him Coventry wheel's about hitting a throat thrust which staggers Bull Ant backwards into a corner. Following up, Coventry quickly starts with kicks into Bull's mid-section.* TH: Conventry's taking it to Bull come hell or high water it would seem. Look at those vicious kicks!JK: Say, you don't think Coventry has a phobia do you? Like fire or claustrophobia?TH: Who's to say, but I'm fairly certain any man would a want to avoid being put into a casket that was then set on fire.*Pausing from the onslaught, Coventry looks at the casket then signals for a ref on the outside to open it. The ref does so as Coventry turns back to Bull Ant but is grabbed and forcefully tossed into the corner in Bull's place. Bull following up with a series of rights going for the head, then mid-section then back up to the head as Coventry gets his arms up to guard himself as the ref outside leaves the casket open.* TH: Coventry trying his best to avoid those massive blows but Bull Ant certainly seems to be enraged now.*Coventry looks a bit dazed, shaking his head lightly as Bull latches on with a headlock before moving towards the ropes closest to the casket. As Bull makes a motion to try to toss Coventry to the outside, Coventry halts any progress and starts throwing forearms into Bull's back. Once, twice, then three shots and Coventry is able to wiggle free. Running for the opposing ropes Coventry rebounds off and goes for a lariat but it merely staggers Bull Ant back, his arms swinging wildly. Taking on a determined look, Coventry sends out a swift kick to Bull's mid-section and latches onto his head, hitting a swinging neckbreaker.* TH: Bull Ant is down for the first time this match! Not and easy feat!JK: Yeah, but what can you do with a grounded bull?*As if answering the question, Coventry rebounds off the ropes once more, doing a hard baseball slide into Bull which pushes him out of the ring and onto the floor.* JK: So that's what you?*Shaking the cobwebs from his head, Bull is slow moving as Coventry moves through the ropes. Taking measure of his opponent, Coventry jumps off to apron. Attempting a diving double foot stomp Bull rolls out of the way, causing Coventry stumbles a bit as he attempts to gather himself as Bull gets back to his feet.* TH: Marshall certainly trying to put that offense to work.*Turning towards Bull, Coventry turns right into a big boot that collides with his face and floors him.* JK: Sweet jebus that had to have done him in!*Coventry's eyes blink in a flurry as Bull takes a moment to catch his breath then grabs onto Coventry's head and gets him to his feet. Moving to the casket, Bull pulls Coventry back and slams Coventry's head onto the edge of the casket. Coventry slumps a bit as Bull pulls back once again and throws his head at the casket again with a resounding thud.* TH: What a shot! Coventry might be seeing stars!*As Coventry's hands slowly move to the edge of the casket, Bull reaches out for the lid, slamming it down on Coventry's fingers. Writing, Coventry quickly pulls his hands out and blows on them before looking angrilly looking at Bull who seems to be a bit surprised with his opponent's sudden anger.* JK: Uh oh...looks like Coventry didn't like that too much.*Bull winds back and throws a punch but Coventry brings an arm up to block it. Retaliating with a punch of his own, Coventry winces as he favors his hand as Bull turns and staggers a bit. Quick to mount a comeback, Coventry charges Bull's back, rushing his opponent into the nearest ring post.* JK: Speaking of of stars...TH: Both these men I fear may have to do a bit more before they are able to sufficiently do what must be done to win this match.*As Bull drops to the floor Coventry is there to grab onto one of his large legs, dropping an elbow onto his knee before pulling back on the calf to apply more pressure. Bull seems to squirm and tries to latch onto Coventry's head but Coventry quickly gets back up and drops another elbow onto the big man's knee once again.* TH: I think we are starting to see that strategy I was speaking about earlier coming into play, King.JK: Taking the big man off of his feet, rule number one.*Bull manages to grab onto Coventry's head successfully now, pulling back before giving a clubbing blow which forces Marshall to release his hold on the leg and rolls away in recovery. Bull tries to quickly get up but favors the leg as Coventry is already back to his feet, sending a kick out to Bull's knee which forces him down onto all fours. Moving to take hold of Bull's head, Bull reaches back and throws a hard right into Coventry's mid-section. Another and then a third causes Coventry to double over as Bull scrambles, still favoring the leg but manages to grab on, hoisting Coventry up and hitting a reverse suplex. Both men are laid out on the floor, breathing heavily.* JK: Holy crap did you see that Hoss!TH: Bull Ant acting out of desperation I'd say but effective as Coventry is down. Both of these men giving their all.*Referee Will Alphonzo is beside himself as he looks to both men as they slowly start to stir. Obviously unsure of what to do since he can't count them out. Bull is slow but manages to limp up and moves towards Coventry. Taking him by the neck, Bull Ant gets him up and irish whips him into the nearest guardrail. Coventry sprawls in pain, falling to his knees as Bull limps towards him. Getting up a head of steam, Bull goes for another big boot but Coventry ducks, causing Bull to crotch himself on the guard rail.* JK: *Audible wince*TH: *Audible wince**Bull struggles as he is in obvious pain but Coventry manages to get up and sends a hard elbow to Ant's temple before moving in the direction of the casket. Checking the bottom of it, Coventry pulls out a gas can and starts pouring it over the top, dousing it before tossing the can away in the direction of the entry ramp before moving back towards Bull who has managed to extricate himself from the guard rail. Sending out another kick to Bull's knee it buckles. His head at coventry's chest, Bull is grabbed as Coventry looks around before starting to psych himself up.* TH: He couldn't!JK: Come on, he's strong but this is just...*Attempting to lift Bull up, Coventry's fingers seem to lose their grip, causing the big man to fall back to his knees. Seeming to wake the stunned giant, he sends out a hand shot to Coventry's side which forces him to release his hold on Bull's head. Taking a step back, Coventry holds his mid-section as Bull gets to his feet and lifts up an arm, sending a hard tomahawk brain chop down onto Coventry's head which staggers him, his legs wobbling as Bull levels another chop which drops Coventry onto the floor.* TH: I have to say, I'm having a hard time remembering a more hotly contested tv title match, King.JK: Just wait Hoss, the casket hasn't even been set on fire yet.*Moving to pick Coventry up, Bull is still favoring his leg but begins to hoist Coventry up.* TH: Dear lord! Look at the strength!*Gorilla Pressing Coventry, Bull moves in the direction of the casket. As they near though, Coventry starts to squirm, dropping out of Bull's grip behind him and hits a chopblock which drops Bull to his knees, holding his knee.* TH: And down goes Bull. Coventry's strategy starting to take it's toll on Bull Ant's knee it would seem. His mobility has certainly been hampered.JK: He's certainly taken a beating on that knee. I don't know how anyone could have managed to stand after taking the damage he has.*Moving to Bull's feet, Coventry grabs onto Bull's foot, raising his leg up before slamming it down knee first onto the floor. Bull clutches the knee more as Coventry looks before going for Bull's feet again. As Coventry takes hold once more, Bull rolls onto his back, sending his free foot out to connect with Conventry's face, then again as he backs up and releases Bull. With Coventry holding his face, Bull shakily gets to his feet, heavily favouring the damaged leg but starts towards Coventry, picking up speed but as it looks like he's about to hit a spear Coventry hits a sitout Fisherman's impaler DDT.* JK: Holy crap!TH: Psychologica! Coventry with the Psychologica on Bull Ant!*Bull lays motionless on the floor as Coventry remains on his back looking up at the ceiling, breathing heavilly before starting to roll onto his stomach, then getting to his feet. Exhaustion showing in his movements, Coventry starts to pull Bull in the direction of the casket slowly by the foot. Re-opening the casket, Coventry struggles but manages to get Bull up onto his shoulders and manages to start getting him into the casket.* TH: Can you believe this! I don't know how but he's managing to get Bull in there. Can you imagine the sheer force or will it would take for this?JK: It must be like lugging the biggest bag of potatoes in the world. I can't believe he's managing it! All he needs to do is close it and light it up!*Slumping over the edge of the casket Coventry is catching his breath before moving a hand slowly to the top. As he starts to bring it down a hand reaches up, stopping it.* JK: No way! Bull was out for the count!TH: Bull Ant still showing he has a bit of fight left in him! But he's still in that casket!*Coventry tries to force it down but Bull resists. Pushing the top back up, Coventry wheels a fist back but halts as a large hand grasps around his throat. Eyes wide, Coventry scratches and pries at the hand but it will not let go as Bull starts to sit up, climbing his way out of the casket to the floor while still holding onto Coventry. As Bull looks about to lift Coventry up a foot connects with Bull's knee, buckling it and forcing him to release his grip.* TH: Some quick thinking from Coventry there!*As Coventry looks at Bull and starts to take a step though, Bull launches himself up, hitting a hard lariat that floors Coventry.* JK: Holy $&~%! I think he took his head off!*Bull on all fours crawls towards Coventry who is in a daze from the lariat. Nearing him, Bull gets up to his feet and moves to get Coventry up to his. Looking back at the casket, Bull pulls Coventry's head in between his legs as he slowly limps to position himself.* TH: No...he couldn't!JK: I think he's thinking it!*Bull picks Coventry up, hoisting him up and tosses him with a Gallon Throw into the casket.*[/color] TH: Bah gawd! Bull Ant with the Slaughterhouse into the casket!JK: Oh my god Gorilla! That was insane!*Limping to the casket, Bull slams the top down before reaching under to produce a barbeque lighter. After fiddling for a moment he gets a flame and puts it to the casket which immediately lights up in flames from the gasoline poured on it earlier.* JK: Ahh!TH: Somebody get out here and put this fire out before someone is seriously hurt!*As the flames erupt, the ref calls for the bell as Bull slumps down onto the floor, exhausted* MM: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner and NEW FAWA Television Champion! Bull Ant!TH: Incredible! Bull Ant pulls out the wind after such an amazing offensive display from Coventry!JK: I didn't think he'd pull it out but he certainly left his mark and I'm sure Coventry won't soon forget this.*As Bull is handed the belt and has his arm raised staff come out and use fire extinguishers to put out the fire as Nurse Harper and a medical team move down the ramp hurridly to check on Coventry. Opening the lid they pull him out as he coughs, an oxygen mask put onto his face as he leans on Harper.*
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 6, 2012 18:35:14 GMT -5
[glow=orange,2,300]NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES[/glow] [glow=SILVER,2,300]FREAKIN' AWESOME CHAMPIONSHIP[/glow] ANTIHERO VERSUS VINCENT VAN AGONY [/font][/center] TH: Welcome back once again to all of our viewers around the world. We are coming to you live from the sold out Parts Unknown Arena and what a show it has been thus far!JK: You can say that again Hoss. From possessions to fashion shows we've seen it from one end of the spectrum to the other.TH: And now I'm getting word from the back that BoilerRoomBrawler is wanting to let on as to the stipulations of this next match already! Take it away guys.[/u][/color][/font][/quote] TH: That...my god King. This next match could be brutal!JK: Submissions count anywhere!? Something tells me this could go very badly for somebody here.MM: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first, the challenger. Hailing from Society's worst nightmares, Antihero!TH: But will it be some ant is the question?*Antihero enters looking to take back the Freakin Awesome title from Viva as he marches to the ring purposefully. Sliding in he immediately looks to the entry ramp in anticipation.* MM: And his opponent...MM: Hailing from Nakatomi Headquarters and weiging 195 lbs he is the current FAWA Freakin' Awesome Champion! Vincent Van Agony!JK: You ask me I'm thinking Viva might be ready to get the bug spray if it means making Antihero tap tonight.*Viva walks onto the entry ramp, taking things in as he pets the Freakin' Awesome title belt and looks to the ring before starting down at a good pace. Sliding under the ropes he keeps the belt close to him as he stretches out his neck and arms before moving to hand the title to the referee who holds it to Antihero before holding it up to show the crowd.* TH: The air in here is electric King. It's like a powder keg ready to go off.*As the bell rings both competitors run to the middle of the ring and start exchanging punches in a hurry. Wasting little time on technique as they seem to focus more on battering each other.* JK: And I'd say someone just lit the fuse Hoss!*Viva gets the early upper hand and throws Anti over the top rope, Antihero toppling and rolling a bit on the floor as Viva is quick to follow to the outside as Antihero is already back to his feet, a hand reaching under the ring apron as Viva moves to grab onto Anti. As starts to wheel Anti around though he is met with a quick chair shot which knocks Viva back and turns him around as he holds a hand to his mouth.* JK: Holy! Antihero wasting little time with this "submission anywhere" thing.TH: I'll say, looks like he's wasting little time and going for maximum effect by any means necessary. And here I was wondering if it would be hardcore or rules of honor match.JK: Yeah, well, looks like BRB answered that one for us already!*Following up, Anti moves behind Viva and quickly locks in a sleeper hold. Viva at first surprised as he attempts to pry Anti's arm out from around his throat but instead starts to backpeddle, picking up speed before ramming Anti back-first into the nearest set of ring steps.* TH: Dear lord, this match is just getting under way and already we've seen a chair and now the ring steps come into play.*Anti releases Viva from the sleeper thanks to the impact of the steel ring steps. Viva takes the oppurtunity and starts to deliver punch after punch to the skull of Antihero* JK: These two are going to beat the hell out of each other!*Viva repeated blows send his challenger down to the floor. Taking no break, Viva moves to apply a bow and arrow to Anti, gritting his teeth as he hoists his opponent a bit to apply more pressure.* TH: Viva certainly no doubt perhaps at a bit of an advantage with this stipulation. A man who in his own admission has suffered some horrible pain in his life and been trained in numerous ways to inflict it on his opponents!*After a good amount of time in the hold Anihero refuses to quit even at Viva's goading and continuous monitoring by the referee. Digging down deep Antihero reaches Viva with an elbow to the ribs causing him to release the hold and recoil. Wasting no time, Antihero connects with a dropkick to the jaw and follows up by applying a rear chin lock.* TH: And what a counter from the challenger! Antihero certainly showing his heart and determination here!JK: Yeah but how much did that take out of him?*Viva headbutts Anti allowing him to freeing himself and take a moment to catch his breath. Returning to a vertical base, Anti moves back towards Viva who latches onto Anti's arm and whips him over the guardrail.* JK: I know this is submission counts anywhere but this is getting nuts.TH: I'm certainly imaginning those who paid for those seats are feeling it was well worth the money now.*Viva and Antihero start slugging away with neither able to get a clear advantage. A moment later though as Anti wheels back for a haymaker he grabs onto a nearby fan's drink and throws it into Viva's eyes.* JK: Now we're getting somewhere!TH: Antihero certainly pulling out all the stops in this match, though I will say I can't condone the use of an audience members purchased beverage.JK: Pfft, Anti can buy him another if he's champ again.*Anti takes Viva bu the head and heads for the backstage area. As they pass through a curtain to the back though Viva kicks Antihero's leg out from under him, then a neck breaker to plant Anti on the floor.* TH: I don't know how much longer these two can keep this pace. It seems it's getting more and more brutal with each passing moment.*Viva applies a kimura on Antihero. Trying to fight out of it Anti wheels back and sends an elbow directly into the bridge of Viva's nose which stuns him and forces him to release his opponent. Who stumbles and staggers through a door and out into...* JK: They made it to the parking lot!*The two continue the fight, trading blows until Anti's last punch staggers Viva back into a luxury car. Quickly capitalizing, Anti opens up the car door and slams it into Viva's hand. Viva lets out a yell as he tries to pull his hand back but Anti keeps the door pressed on Viva's hand refuing to move unless Viva taps.* TH: A little ingenuity on the part of the challenger here it would seem. First a drink now a door.JK: Next thing you know we'll be seeing a kitchen sink!*Viva nails a back elbow to free his hand, Anti backing up which relieves the pressure on Viva's hand. Looking none too happy about what Antihero just did Viva suplexes him on the asphalt and follows up with a heel hook.* TH: He may well have broken his hand but the champion taking a bit of offense to having that door slammed on him!JK: I can't say I blame him! I did that once to the tip of a finger and that was bad enough!*Anti counters out of the hold but Viva takes him back down with a uranage then slides down to lock in an Anaconda Vice.* JK: Viva's not letting up here! He wants Anti to tap like Gregory Hines!*Anti is fading until he slams the back of is head down on Viva's forearm. Viva recoils as his hand is still hurt from the earlier car door being slammed on it as Anti gets up and immediately gives a stomp to Viva's already injured hand.* JK: That's going to leave a mark.*The two come back in through the audience, Anti leading Viva by his arm. Nearing the guard rail, Anti starts walking the Guard rail and applies BREAK YOUR FREAKIN ARM!.* TH: Nevermind the hand, Anti may have just busted Viva's arm!JK: As if a hand wasn't disadvantage enough.*Anti is pulling back on Viva's already injured hand but Viva refuses to quit shouting in pain. Fighting through the pain Viva pulls Anti up even with the armbar still applied and drives him right into the ring post. Anti breaks the hold and lands akwardly on his right knee.* TH: These two men have each shown a strategy, each man trying to pick the other apart with specific body parts.JK: This isn't just any old match Hoss. There's no pin to worry about, the only way someone is going to win is by making the other one quit!*Viva grabs a chair and chases a limping Anti up the ramp. Viva swings, Anti ducks and hits a full nelson lung blower in retaliation. while holding his knee Anti crawls over for a cover forgetting there are no pinfalls.* JK: You idiot! I told you there were no pins!*Viva is using a part of the staging area to pull himself to his feet as Anti looks to be catching his breath and laying in wait for Viva.Anti goes for a round house kick only for Viva to duck causing him to kick the metal with his bad leg, following up, Viva hits a hard spear which crumples Anti.* TH: For the love of god, this is too much! What more can these two do to one another!JK: Pretty soon there won't be anything left of either of these guys.*Viva is visibly winded but moves to his down opponent, taking Antihero's injured leg and lifts him up, putting it through the rigging for the lights hanging him upside down. Viva grabs the chair, pausing for a moment before he brings it up and starts wailing away on Antihero's knee* JK: Holy! This is the most brutal thing I think I've ever seen!TH: Bah gawd! Viva! You could end this mans career! This is madness!JK: No Hoss, this is Parts Unknown!TH: *Audible Groan**Viva goes behind him and starts pulling down on his leg ringing it out around the rigging. Anti flails but tries to fight back with an elbow to the face of Viva. Viva falls over but is not down long enough for Anti to extricate himself from the rigging before Viva pulls hmself back up and continues to wrench on Anti's leg again.* TH: Dear lord the pain he must be going through! Someone do something!*Anti refuses to tap, even as Viva lets out a blood-curdling yell for him to. The ref continues to look on, powerless to do anything given the stipulations of the match aside from checking in with Anti to make sure he doesn't want to quit. Each time the man's head shaking more and more slowly. Nearly a minute later as the ref checks once more he checks on Anti who's head is not moving. Checking once more the ref quickly calls for the bell and ends the match as Antihero has passed out from the submission that was applied.* TH: I...I am speechless. We had seen our fair share of matches in this building. Some of them the most absolutely brutal in this company's history and I think we may have just witnessed another chapter in that history tonight.*Medics come to the ring to check out both competitor's injuries, removing Antihero from the rigging as Viva collapses onto the floor to be checked over by other medics.* JK: This is brutal. Viva's hand could very well be broken and now Antihero...these two just put it all on the line here Gorilla.MM: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and still Freakin' Awesome Champion, Vincent Van Agony!*The medics check out Viva's hand as he raises the Freakin' Awesome title over his head as it is handed to him by the ref. The fan's start chanting "That was awesome" as Antihero is helped to the back, visibly favouring his leg but seeming to be regaining conciousness.* TH: We'll be back folks!*The resounding chant continues "That was awesome!" followed by claps.
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Post by Bull Ant on Nov 6, 2012 20:45:02 GMT -5
[glow=orange,2,300]NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES[/glow] [glow=orange,2,300]TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP[/glow]BULL ANT VERSUS MARSHALL WESLEY COVENTRY Using phone cant watch video what does it show?
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Nov 6, 2012 20:56:22 GMT -5
[glow=orange,2,300]NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES[/glow] [glow=orange,2,300]TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP[/glow]BULL ANT VERSUS MARSHALL WESLEY COVENTRY Using phone cant watch video what does it show? Intermission video.
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