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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jan 31, 2013 15:36:08 GMT -5
Match is now in your inbox BRB. Promo shall be sent in tonight so everything can be posted together.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jan 31, 2013 18:40:08 GMT -5
Just waiting on a promo and I'll try to post Niteraw tomorrow posthaste and then send out the Lord of the Ring card.
Speaking of which, I plan to rearrange the card a little, starting with the IF Title Match as the opening match. Otherwise, it will make either Gus look like he was screwed by basically doing a gauntlet or else it would make Aaron look like a total chump.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 31, 2013 19:11:25 GMT -5
Why do I have a bad feeling my lack of action as far as matches go will cost me both matches?
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jan 31, 2013 19:59:56 GMT -5
I have had all of two matches, Gus. I wouldn't worry too much lol. I do have a pretty damn awesome promo for the PPV though.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jan 31, 2013 20:21:04 GMT -5
Why do I have a bad feeling my lack of action as far as matches go will cost me both matches? Doubtful. It might cost you one, but probably not both. Having held two titles myself at one time, I doubt one can be a multiple champion for long before losing at least one. I think that has more to do with members wanting less title concentration than anything else. That said, if you make it out of LotR with the WHC, the offer I made to JoNo and you (and every WHC in the future) is still on the table: write me a Niteraw promo for the week and I'll book you an exhibition match. Also, I have an idea for the Freakin' Awesome Title depending on the result at LotR. A bit of a game changer.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jan 31, 2013 20:24:35 GMT -5
Also, if LotR goes off without a hitch, I plan to book three matches per week and see how we do.If we make it to the next supercard with no issue, then I'll try four. I doubt I'll expand to five from there except for special occasions - there won't be much difference between Niteraws andsuper cards if that happens. Of course, that could change if the roster gets large enough too.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jan 31, 2013 22:07:35 GMT -5
Promo's in your inbox now BRB.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Feb 1, 2013 1:43:12 GMT -5
Sorry for the late Reply to the PMs all, But I've finally gotten my Promo doen for NiteRaw
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Feb 1, 2013 11:35:59 GMT -5
Trying to get a promo written for NiteRaw (and somewhat ripping off too many WWE promos in the process).
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Feb 1, 2013 11:41:28 GMT -5
I'll handle Seth/Connor if it hasn't been claimed already.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Feb 1, 2013 11:44:02 GMT -5
Also, BRB: {Spoiler}Also, I have an idea for the Freakin' Awesome Title depending on the result of Moo Moo/Mulligan at LotR. A bit of a game changer. Spoiler alert?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 1, 2013 12:40:36 GMT -5
Also, BRB: {Spoiler}Also, I have an idea for the Freakin' Awesome Title depending on the result of Moo Moo/Mulligan at LotR. A bit of a game changer. Spoiler alert? I'd rather not share it until after the match. Saying it now may affect the result of the match. After Lord of the Ring I'll say what it the idea is/might have been.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Feb 1, 2013 12:46:18 GMT -5
Also, BRB: {Spoiler}Also, I have an idea for the Freakin' Awesome Title depending on the result of Moo Moo/Mulligan at LotR. A bit of a game changer. Spoiler alert? I'd rather not share it until after the match. Saying it now may affect the result of the match. After Lord of the Ring I'll say what it the idea is/might have been. I'm saying you spoiled the result of the contender's match.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 1, 2013 13:25:59 GMT -5
... s***. *looks both ways and deletes spoiler* I have no idea what you're taking about.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Feb 1, 2013 13:56:43 GMT -5
... s***. *looks both ways and deletes spoiler* I have no idea what you're taking about. Don't feel bad BRB, I completely missed it myself. Gus with the eagle eye!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 1, 2013 14:32:55 GMT -5
Yeah, getting the cart before the horse is probably inevitable some of the time. Human error. Luckily it took over a year for me to slip up and if my previous track record up to now is any indication, it probably won't happen for a long time.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 1, 2013 16:49:16 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] TH: Welcome FAWA Galaxy to Niteraw! I'm "Gorilla" Tim Hoss and this man here is Jesse King!JK: We’re just one week away from Lord of the Ring tonight, Hoss and we got two star-studded, action packed matchups on the way. TH: You got that right, King. It’s the final match of the first round of Lord of the Ring as “Hollywood’s Own” Michael Hayden takes on Jason Flynn. JK: And then whoever loses that match is pulling double duty tonight, because he’s got a date with a five-man destiny. It’s five men who will compete for a Freakin’ Awesome Title Shot at Lord of the Ring. MM: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Shaelin Marie O'Hara and the ONLY Triple Champion in FAWA history, he is one-half of the FAWA World Tag Team Champions, the FAWA Inter-Forum Champion, and the FAWA World Champion, "The Predator Knight" Gus Richlen!*Gus Richlen and Shaelin Marie O'Hara walk to the ring. As the refrain kicks in, Richlen holds up both the Inter-Forum and World Championships as the pyro goes off. Then he goes to the ring and holds the ropes open for Shaelin to go through before entering himself and taking a mic:* There seems to be a bit of a problem with some of the people in this company. A problem with a little something I like to call "reality."
See, one person has an inability to realize that he has never and will never be able to beat me under any and all circumstances. And this has now resulted in him suffering from mental illness to the point where he's been pretty much begging me to end his career like he's f***ing Emperor Palpatine.
What Seth Drakin will realize at Lord Of The Ring is that yes, I DO decide if I will end his career or not. But what he will also realize is that I will not become an enabler to his sickness. That's not how I operate. After I beat him AGAIN and go a perfect four-for-four against him, I suggest that he check into a place that can help him with his problem. Because all this bullshit about how I have to end his career to beat him.... Folks, that's a desperate cry for help from a mentally ill man. And the cure he needs comes from psychiatry, not me beating him so badly he can't walk.
There's one other person who has no idea what reality is, and that is the Head Crybaby, Aaron Enigma.*There is a sustained amount of booing at this.* See, he keeps thinking that I never earned any of my championships, especially the FAWA World Championship. That, mucachos, is pure unadulterated BULLSHIT.
He KNOWS that I EARNED my World Championship match, and he KNOWS I told him that I was going to use it if he won the title. And yet he went on and on claiming that he was going to beat me when I did cash in even though he knew damn well I would have to compete in a match as well before I'd get my chance.
And now he keeps claiming that I have HIS championship, that I don't deserve it, and that I have no chance of retaining it at Lord Of The Ring.
Enigma, what planet do you live on where there's no f***ing concept of reality?!
This ain't your title anymore, Enigma. I won it fair and square AND YOU KNOW IT. Hell, every fan in this building knows it!
And since unlike you, I value the opinions of these fans, how about I go see what THEY think?!*This triggers massive cheering as he and Shaelin leave the ring. They stop at the barricade.* Here's a group of fans. They look pretty intelligent to me, or at least more intelligent than the Whiny Little Bitch Club seems to think of them. So let me ask you: is Aaron Enigma the World Champion?*"NO!!!!"* Is the World Champion Gus Richlen?*HUGE CHEERING* Hold on, I can't get to everybody wheil I'm on THIS side of the barricade!*He and Shaelin jump the barricade and start pushing through the crowd, periodically stopping and asking the same questions and getting the same response. To make a long piece of writing short, this continues around the lower levels of the arena, works its way into the nosebleed seats, then does a full circle through the nosebleeds before goings through the mid-level seats, through the lobby (both floors!), and back through the lower level seats. This ends after about four or five minutes at the announce table, where Richlen approaches Tim Hoss:* Now, here's a man whose opinion I KNOW all of you respect! C'mon, Hoss, stand up, my man!*Hoss stands up.* Now, let me ask you: Who is the reigning World Champion?That would be you, Gus Richlen.Ya hear that, folks? Tim Hoss is like the rest of you and says that I'M the FAWA World Champion and not Aaron Enigma!
King, I'd ask your opinion, but everybody except the Whiny Little Bitch Club treats your opinion like they treat Aaron Enigma's, which is appropriate because they're both shit.*Richlen and Shaelin enter the ring as Hoss sits down and King fumes.* See, at Lord Of The Ring, I will further show that I am THE MAN in FAWA, that I AM BETTER than Aaron Enigma and Seth Drakin when I leave STILL Triple Champion and in the process do something NEITHER of them did, and that is successfully defend the World Championship.
There will be NO so-called "Age Of Enigma." I'll put it down faster than you can blink, Enigma. And all the whining in the world will not save you this time. I've spent all my spare time, and I've had too much of it, doing nothing but working to improve my game.
Becuase there is no way that the Reign Of The Predator ends at Lord Of The Ring. Hell, it's only getting started!*He drops his mic and he and Shaelin remain in the ring as we go to break.* TH: Some tough words and tough promises from the Triple Champion Gus Richlen. Lord of the Ring is sure to be one for the ages. But tonight we have plenty of action for you already, so let’s get to it right after these important messages!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 1, 2013 16:49:47 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow][glow=purple,2,300]LORD OF THE RING TOURNAMENT ROUND ONE[/glow]”HOLLYWOOD’S OWN” MICHAEL HAYDEN VERSUS JASON FLYNN TH: It's time to get to the action, King.JK: That's right. It's the final match of the Lord of the Ring Tournament First Round. Whoever wins this will advance to the Semi-Finals at Lord of the Ring.TH: And the loser pulls double duty tonight. A second chance, but at what cost?JK: Tell it to 'em Muffer!MM: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a Lord of the Ring Round One match. The winner of the match will advance to the Semi-Finals at Lord of the Ring.MM: Entering the ring first from Cardiff, Wales and weighing 229lbs;
Jason... Flynn!TH: Flynn is an up-and-coming blue chipper in the FAWA, but he's still yet to really prove himself.JK: And Michael Hayden isn't the kind of guy who will give him any breaks tonight.TH: If Jason Flynn advances to the next round, he will have made the first step to showing what he's got.MM: His opponent;
From Santa Monica Boulevard in Hollywood, California;
Weighing 209lbs;
He is "Hollywood's Own" Michael Hayden!JK: But then there's Michael Hayden. Longest reigning Television Champion in FAWA history at seven defenses. Co-Battle Bowl 2012 Winner. He's every rookie's dream.TH: At the same time, so much success yet so much falling short of the real goal: the FAWA World Heavyweight Championship.JK: That doesn't matter. He is a star that just needs a twinkle. When Michael Hayden becomes Lord of the Ring, he will go on to win the FAWA World Heavyweight Championship pronto.TH: Well, we're just moments away from watching these two go at it for that final Semi-Finals spot.DING! DING! DING! TH: And here we go! *Both men seem to size each other up as they move swiftly, circling each other in the ring before meeting for a lock up. Hayden takes a forceful inititive by forcing Flynn back into the corner. As the ref calls for the break Hayden starts to move back. As the ref starts to move out of the way though Flynn comes back with a swift kick to Flynn's chest. Flynn backs up as Hayden takes hold of the top rope and sends another kick, followed by a third before nodding approvingly to himself. The ref starting to admonish him.* JK: Looks like Hayden's trying to kick the life out of Flynn to finish this early Hoss.TH: Michael Hayden certainly not giving his opponent any room here-*Hayden takes hold of Flynn's forearm and start to perform an irish whip. Flynn though plants a foot and reverses it, sending Hayden chest first back into the corner he had just come out of with a hard thud.* TH: And it looks like Flynn is making his own room here with that irish whip!*Coming out of the corner Hayden turns and is met with a stiff kick to his own chest, then another followed by an MMA headkick which sends him to the mat.* JK: Hollywood's Own meeting a foot from across the pond!*Quickly rebounding off the ropes, Flynn follows up with a kneedrop onto Hayden as he lays on the mat. Hayden quickly moves his hands to the part of his chest where Flynn hits and coughs as Flynn's starts getting his opponent to his feet.* TH: Jason Flynn seeming to have taken a bit of wind out of Michael Hayden's sails here in this match and looks to be trying to capitalize.*Taking hold of Hayden's head, Flynn moves in the direction of a turnbuckle. As he goes to slam Hayden's head down however he is stopped as Hayden gets a foot up to block. An elbow moves out and hits Flynn's mid-section causing him to back up as Hayden turns and sends a stiff kick that connects to Flynn's body.* JK: God these kicks are almost making me cover my eyes. I can barely watch!*Flynn stumbles back to the middle of the ring but stands his ground and sends a stiff kick back at Hayden. Hayden recoils and sends a kick of his own. The kicks go back and forth as the crowd gets involved "Ooo'ing" each time a kick hits and echos through the arena. Both men not budging until Hayden wheels back and goes for a roundhouse. Ducking, Flynn lets the leg sail past as Hayden spins, his back now to his opponent. Flynn's quickly takes advantage and looks to try and latch on to start a Modified Inverted Suplex. Hayden tries his best to fight, squirming free of Hayden's grip before wheeling back and hitting a Pele kick that connects as both men lay prone on the mat from their exhaustive exchange.* TH: Flynn almost had it! He almost had it with the Jason Menace!JK: He's really bringing it to Michael Hayden tonight!*Both men get to their feet when Hayden drives his elbow across the back of Flynn's neck-* JK: Death From Above! Hayden with that elbow out of nowhere!TH: Flynn is down! Hayden with the pin!
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Three!DING! DING! DING! MM: Here is your winner by pinfall and your final Lord of the Ring Semifinalist: "Hollywood's Own… Michael... Hayden!*Hayden looks down at Flynn as his arm is raised...* TH: Flynn gave him a hell of a contest, but experience trumps out young buck aggression tonight.JK: See? I told you Hoss. We are looking at the next Lord of the Ring right here. He's Hollywood's Own Lord of the Ring, Hoss.TH: I suppose he stands a chance if he approaches his matches with this kind of smart wrestling and vigor.JK: Of course he does. Time for commercials!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 1, 2013 16:50:31 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] TH: Well King, this has been quite a night but I think we are nearing it's conclusion with only one week until Lord of the Ring!JK: You know, it seems like there was something missing here tonight Hoss. I just can't put my fin-JK: Son of a! He did it to me again!TH: Don't look now King but I think we may just be going into overtime because of this man. One of the four competitors in the semi-finals of the Lord of the Ring Tournament, Connor Mackenzie is making his presence felt!*As the thudding of the music begins the lighting in the arena goes dark. The sound of the horns queueing as the lights from Connor's cloak light up and the crowd reacts as he starts to make his way to the ring down the entry ramp. Giving high fives he moves directly to the turnbuckle and climbs, raising an arm up high as he surveys the audience. Pulling back his hood he lets out a yell as the lights come back on, his eyes lizard like but silver to match his face paint as he hops down into the ring and takes an offered mic.* JK: I remembered what it was Hoss, and it wasn't missing. I was just hoping he wouldn't show up.TH: Given events this evening and what is taking place next week I am not surprised in the slightest.*Connor looks around the arena as he holds the mic and nods approvingly as his music dies down.* CM: Ladies and gentlemen of Parts Unknown! We are on the cusp of a momentous night in this company! Lord of the Ring is just one week away! *Connor smiles as the crowd shows their excitement. Waiting for their reaction to die down he brings the mic back up.* CM: Now before I start on about that I've got a couple of things I need to say. Some important things. So please bear with me. One of them is...*Connor pulls out an iphone and holds it up.* CM: I have been receiving non-stop calls, texts, video voicemails you name it from one Jeremy Dupoe. Had I realized I needed my number changed before I guess this might have been the clue. But regardless...it would seem you want to try and get this message to me. So I guess I'll let you know. Message received. Though I still don't believe it. You want me to believe this Man in Black, this man who last week tried to assault me backstage aren't in cahoots? Well here's the thing. I found a note and the note said to "Go with Dagon's blessing". Well, the only guy I know who worships that little religion is you. So unless you've got something that says to the contrary I suggest you stop calling. You find proof. I'll listen. But I've fought you enough times that I know, and you should know, that I can't just take your word for it.*Connor nods, pointing directly into the camera to make his statement before letting his hand down.* CM: Now onto point number two...that is...a departure of one Jonothan Michaels...*The crowd reacts at the mention of the name as Connor looks about and nods in agreement, letting things simmer down once more.* CM: Jonothan Michaels. Jono...since hearing it come from your mouth it's still hard to believe. All this week I've been pouring over it in my head. Wanting to come out here, wanting to find the right set of words to say. You know, when Bergman left I thought to myself that there goes one of the greats. One of the legends in this company but now I'm standing here and thinking this all over again and it almost makes me feel like I'm performing a eulogy but...I know that just isn't the case. It's sad...a part of me realizes that there are a lot of missed oppurtunities, a lot of missed words and actions that have taken place and a lot of regret on my part but I try and take a bit of solace in the fact that I can say with my head held high that I got to be a part of a group with one of the most successful, most charismatic, most exciting men to step into this ring. Jonothan Michaels was a daredevil stuntman of the FAWA, he was [/i]the[/i] daredevil stuntman. He and so many others are icons but I can understand his reason for wanting to take this time. I hope that it serves he and Sara well. When I came here...I came just before the two of them got married. Her father, may he rest in peace, had been keeping them apart but like Romeo and Juliet they found a way. He found a way to get to her in this crazy, messed up business we're in and he went on to do so many great things and had done so many great things. But I don't think those great things are done...[/color] *Connor holds up a hand, waving a finger lightly.* CM: I think that this isn't the end of Jonothan Michaels. I think that this is merely the end of the beginning. So I'm going to leave this topic with this last little bit. Jono...I imagine you are probably sitting at home tonight and I want you to know that from the bottom of my heart thank you for taking this rough around the edges canuck...and taking him into the fold and allowing him to be a part of something bigger then he ever could have imagined. Thank you for being the professional you are and thank you for the legacy that will always be here in this company. You are gone for now, but never ever forgotten and when, not if, you return this is one man who will welcome you back with open arms.*Connor takes a moment to compose himself as the crowd erupts, Connor clapping along with them as they start a Jo-no chant. As it quiets he looks out at the people once more.* CM: And now we come to point number 3. The thing I mentioned earlier...Lord of the Ring.
By now you all know who are competing in the semi-finals now. There's Antihero...a member of the Colony of whom I can share a sense of mutual respect. An ant who I can respect facing in the finals of this tournament. But an ant who will face the full talent of one Digital Dragon. Because this tournament is not a picnic. There is no basket full of spoils. This tournament is something much more then that Antihero. This tournament is one of the most respected events in this company.
Then there's Michael Hayden...a man who has recently said to people to just shut up and fight. A man who wants actions to speak louder then words. I can respect that too...your actions speak loudly. But the problem is maybe they speak a bit too loudly.
And finally...there is my opponent in the semi-finals...Seth Drakin. *Connor pauses, looking out at the crowd as he slowly walks around the ring.* CM: Seth...a man whom I've faced a few times now. A man who by his own admission doesn't remember beating me. You talk about extra motivation. You ask me about whether I'm angry that I apparantly don't matter, that I'm not memorable. Well here's what I have to say Seth. Maybe I am a little angry. Maybe...I'm a little frustrated. Maybe I think that I stop looking at it as Connor Mackenzie versus the big bad Seth Drakin. The leader of the Fallen. The former CEO. The Former Champ. Maybe all this time what I have done has been building you up in my mind as this big obstacle when really all you are is a bump in the road. A pothole. A tossed aside coffee cup on the road to me claiming what I will fight tooth and nail with every fiber of my being to become and that is the Lord of the Ring! I stand in this ring and see you for what you are Seth. You might be a man who's good at manipulating. But I...am a master at being the innovator. The man who will do what it takes, anytime, anywhere to whoever it needs to be to show to each and every person in this arena or watching at home that I am the Lord of this ring. This is my home. This is my life and come next week I will show you why you will from that day forward remember stepping into the ring with me! So Seth Drakin, come Lord of the Ring LET'S DO THIS!*With that Connor drops the mic and mounts the turnbuckle as his music hits.*
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 1, 2013 16:51:15 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] TH: Welcome back, FAWA Galaxy. Up next we have a titanic battle between five men for the Number One Contendership for the Freakin' Awesome Championship.JK: They lost the first round of the Lord of the Ring tournament but this is a second chance at glory.TH: Who will face Moo Moo Ant at Lord of the Ring? Let's find out!MM: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is for the Number One Contendership for the Freakin' Awesome Championship!
And it will be contested under "Sudden Death" rules - the first man to score a pinfall wins!
Introducing the first contestant...
MM: Entering the ring first;
From the High Seas;
Weighing 225lbs;
The Mad Pirate... Mulligan!TH: It's hard to argue that the Mad Pirate Mulligan is in this match because of a miscarriage of justice.JK: I'm incline to agree, but it's a pirate's life at the same time.MM: His first opponent;
From Strafford, New Hampshire;
Weighing 230lbs;
He is the "Head Detective": Aaron... Enigma!JK: Easily the biggest threat in the match tonight. He held the FAWA World Heavyweight Championship belt for barely longer than a mouse fart before it was taken from him by Gus Richlen.TH: Gus Richlen timed his Money in the Bank or Botch title shot at the right time, and Aaron Enigma was the man to go down for it.JK: Enigma had better watch out though; I doubt anyone else in the match is going to forget how close he was to glory either.MM: Now heading to the ring from Ward Six of the Northwoods State Mental Hospital at a weight of 229lbs;
He is one half of the FAWA Tag Team Champions:
Marshall... Wesley... Coventry!TH: Especially this man.JK: This loser psycho. Coventry lost his match to Seth Drakin, but he's sure to take his frustrations out on Enigma.TH: And if he plays his cards right, it could lead to victory and a shot against Moo Moo Ant.MM: The next contestant;
From Cardiff, Wales and weighing 229lbs;
Jason... Flynn!TH: Then there's Jason Flynn. He just lost to Michael Hayden earlier tonight.JK: He probably doesn't have much more gas left in his tank tonight; I don't see him scoring the pinfall.TH: Flynn has assuredly gotten the short end of the stick tonight. Any accomplishment in this match will be valorous.MM: And the final contestant;
Weighing 195lbs;
Vincent... Van... Agony!JK: And finally, the ex-Freakin' Awesome Champion: Vincent Van Agony.TH: He's on the path to finding himself again. Could that path lead right back to the Freakin' Awesome Championship?JK: I think Viva is the second biggest threat tonight just by sheer credentials.TH: Referee John Creed has to referee this chaos tonight, and all five men are ready to attack.DING! DING! DING! *Viva and Mulligan immediately begin trading punches, as do Enigma and Coventry! Flynn looks from one pair of opponents to the other and then comes to a decision: he runs to the ropes and takes flight on the rebound to crash into both Viva and Mulligan with a cross body, bringing both men down!* TH: The Welshman taking the initiative and removing half of his opponents from the equation with that big cross body!JK: Looks like he's about to try and capitalize while the other two guys are beating the crap out of each other, Gorilla!*Flynn goes for a pinfall on Mulligan, but before Creed can start a count Marshall Wesley Coventry hits Flynn with a sharp kick to the side! Aaron Enigma is close behind Coventry and takes him off his feet with a dropkick in the back!* TH: Mulligan wouldn't have likely been pinned this early on, but even if you don't get the three count on your opponent you still get a sense of how much he has left in him, and how much more you have to do to put him away. So that wasn't necessarily a wasted effort by Jason Flynn just now.*Vincent Van Agony has gotten up and lays into Jason Flynn with shoot kicks before whipping him into the corner and charging after him, only to be stopped by a boot to the face by Flynn!* JK: Flynn with a foot in Viva's face! TH: He's tired and beaten up from his match against Hayden, but he clearly isn't easy pickings!*Enigma backs Coventry into the corner and climbs to the second rope to hit him with ten punches to the head in a row! Mulligan is back up now and, like Flynn earlier, looks from one pair of wrestlers to the other. Flynn DDTs Viva, but immediately gets caught by a double-arm DDT from Mulligan, while at the same time across the ring Coventry turns the tide on Enigma with a sudden kick to the gut and a DDT of his own!* TH: DDTs everywhere! JK: Gorilla, I'm trying to figure out what's taken more damage over the years because of Jake Roberts.TH: Jake Roberts the inventor of the DDT, of course. And what do you mean, King?JK: I mean that by inventing the DDT, he's indirectly responsible for millions of wrestlers getting dropped on their heads and the ensuing injuries! Add all that up and it's pretty staggering...still probably nothing compared to the damage Jake's done to his own liver, though.TH: Has anybody ever told you you're a jerk?JK: I call it like I see it. I guess I could stop doing that and call it like Jake saw it, but then I'd just be describing the inside of a toilet bowl.TH: *sigh* Getting back to the match...*Mulligan and Coventry stare at one another, and then charge at one another--double clothesline!* TH: And there go the only non-DDT-victims! All five competitors have been laid out!*Vincent Van Agony is the first of the five to recover. Surveying the carnage around him, he choose Mad Pirate Mulligan as his target and catches him in an inverted Indian death lock! Mulligan flails and screams as Viva falls backward to send a jolt of pain through the pirate's leg!* JK: Muffer said that the first man to score a pinfall would win, Gorilla. Do submissions count?TH: If they didn't, John Creed would probably be telling Viva so right now, but he's checking on Mulligan instead!*Coventry climbs the ropes and goes for a diving double stomp to Viva, but Viva sees him coming and rolls out of the way! With the submission hold broken, Mulligan rolls in the opposite direction, groaning* TH: Marshall Wesley Coventry missing, but still saving the Mad Pirate from further damage at the hands of Vincent Van Agony!JK: Yeah, but now who'll save him? Nobody, that's who! I'm gonna enjoy this...*Coventry whirls around to go after Viva again, just in time to see Viva going for a spear and leapfrog over him! Viva charges under Coventry and into Aaron Enigma, who was just getting back up! Just as Coventry lands, however, Jason Flynn gets the drop on him and brings him down with a backbreaker!* JK: Haha, you see Gorilla?TH: I see, I see.*Jason Flynn follows up with a Russian Leg Sweep to Marshall Wesley Coventry! Viva catches Flynn with a uranage slam onto the downed Coventry, and locks on an Anaconda Vise! But it's not on long before Mad Pirate Mulligan climbs to the top rope--testing his bad leg by putting weight on it first--and flies off with a Cannonball Senton to crash down onto all three men! A second later, Aaron Enigma takes flight across the ring from the opposite corner and hits a double leg drop onto all four of his opponents!* TH: Bah gawd, the bodies in there are piling up and the Head Detective's best chance to win this is right now!*As a "This Is Awe-Some!" chant spreads through the Parts Unknown Arena, Enigma scoops up Mulligan--who took the brunt of the double leg drop--and hits the Brilliant Deduction!* TH: Brilliant Deduction! This might do it, folks!JK: Better Enigma than Coventry!*Enigma going for the cover...one...two...COVENTRY LEAPING OVER TO MAKE THE SAVE WITH AN ELBOW DROP TO THE BACK OF AARON ENIGMA!* JK: Dammit, go away you little troll!TH: There is no love lost between Aaron Enigma and Marshall Wesley Coventry! They went right after one another at the beginning of this match, and Coventry damn sure doesn't want to see Enigma win this match!JK: What, it's not enough that Gus Richlen screwed him out of the World Heavyweight Championship? His brother has to deprive Aaron of another title?TH: That's how Money In The Bank Or Botch works, Jess. Whether the concept is fair can be debated, but I'll say this much for Richlen: he gave advance notice that he would cash in on Enigma if he won the Thunderdome match, instead of just jumping him without warning. That's more than most previous holders of the briefcase have done.*Both Enigma and Coventry struggle to stand and face one another. Coventry is a step quicker and hits the Psychologica! Coventry going for the pin, and Creed's count reaches two before Coventry is knocked out of place by simultaneous double axe handles from Vincent Van Agony and Jason Flynn!* JK: If anybody's ever gonna win this thing, he needs to get some of his opponents to the outside where they can't break up pinfalls!*Flynn and Viva jump to their feet and face off, with Flynn smashing an elbow into Viva's face, andthen smashing Viva's face into his knee for a brutal facebuster! Flynn going for a snap suplex--blocked by Viva! Viva counters into a suplex of his own, which drops Flynn over the top rope! A dazed Viva sinks to one knee and grips the top rope for support* TH: Jason Flynn to the outside!JK: Man overboard, Gorilla! Viva's mind is in sync with my own! TH:TH: Stop insulting Viva, Jess.JK: Hey!TH: Coventry's up now, gunning for the Head Detective again!*Enigma stops Coventry in his tracks with a discus lariat! Enigma hooks his arm around Coventry’s head and-* TH: Enigma going for a snap DDT! JK:JK: Wait, what’s Coventry doing? TH: Wait just a second there, King! *Coventry circles around Enigma, hooks the arm and-* TH: Coventry with the Mindwarp (Kimura lock)! He’s got Enigma with the Mindwarp!*The submission hold quickly grounds the two-time World Heavyweight Champion, who cries out in pain and struggles. Viva looks like he's preparing to attack the two, walking it off, dusting his hands…* JK: The ex-Freakin’ Awesome Champion has his work cut out for himself there. TH: He’d better watch himself though-JK: Ooh, a swift kick to the midsection from Mulligan! *Mulligan hooks his arm over the back of Viva’s head, hooks one leg and lifts up, then powerbombs Viva onto Coventry and Enigma!* TH: Mulligan with a mighty Keelhauler to Viva! JK: A three-in-one attack! TH: He’s going for a double pin?
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Three! DING! DING! DING! MM: Here is your winner and your Number One Contender for the Freakin' Awesome
Championship: MAD...PIRATE...MULLIGAN!*Mulligan steps off of Coventry and Enigma and celebrates…* JK: Coventry, you fool! TH: He might not have won this one, but he sure as hell made sure Aaron Enigma didn’t either. JK: Well, congrats to the Mad Pirate Mulligan. He’s going to Lord of the Ring to face Moo Moo Ant! TH: Indeed he will, King. Not a sign of the Man in Black here in the Parts Unknown Arena tonight, but judging from that video we saw earlier one has to believe he's pleased by the result of this match! JK: If I was Moo Moo Ant, I'd be careful at Lord Of The Ring. If the Man In Black wants Mad Pirate Mulligan to win the Freakin' Awesome Championship, you better believe he'll get involved somehow! TH: A spectacular five man match tonight and that’s all the time we have. Thanks for tuning in, ladies and gentlemen. I’m Tim Hoss. JK: And I’m Jesse King-TH: And we’ll see you at Lord of the Ring! [glow=yellow,2,300]CREDITS[/glow]Boiler Room Brawler Connor Mackenzie Gus Richlen Mad Pirate Mulligan
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