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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 15, 2013 15:21:30 GMT -5
I haven't received the Promo from Gus, but later I'll move ahead, post the show, and throw up the tentative card for next week.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 15, 2013 16:57:36 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] TH: Welcome everyone to another exciting hour of FAWA Niteraw! I'm "Gorilla" Tim Hoss and with me as always is Jesse King!JK: I gotta tell ya, Hoss, we’re just two weeks out from Lord of the Ring and I’m left wondering what’s next? What surprises are in store for us?TH: There is still the mystery of the Man in Black…JK: Yeah, but I’m willing to bet that he’s in cahoots with Connor Mackenzie. Open and shut case. TH: That’s absurd. Do you really think that the Man in Black will interfere with Connor Mackenzie’s match against Bull Ant for the Television Championship tonight? JK: Of course he will. He assaulted Moo Moo Ant at the Freakin’ Awesome Championship just two weeks ago. He’s against the Ants and he’s for the Dragon. TH: But he cost Connor the Lord of the Ring Match! JK: It’s all a part of some bigger picture. Besides, I’m most looking forward to the Interforums Cup tournament initiated by Interforums Champion Seth Drakin as Vincent Van Agony takes on Jason Flynn. TH: You’re right about that. Sure to be a good opener in this little tournament of Drakin’s. Four men will compete, but only one will face Drakin for the Interforums Championship.
And to round off tonight’s card, we have Aaron Enigma taking on Antihero in what’s sure to be an exciting opening bout. JK: That may be so, but what’s Steve Rollins doing in the ring? *Steve Rollins is in the ring with a mic* ROLLINS: Hello FAWA Galaxy!*A smattering of cheers and polite applause* ROLLINS: You know, that's fair. You've got no reason to cheer for me because still haven't got my first win in the FAWA. But tonight I've got a match against Mario Nett, with the winner becoming the number one contender for the Television Title, and I feel great! Because I know that tonight is the night I'm gonna turn things around! Nett, I've been training hard, I've stepped my game up, and if you think that you're gonna be able to tear right through me on your way to a title shot, you are SO wrong! I'm dedicating my match later tonight to my beautiful wife Shannon and my daughter Lisa--I love you both!TH: What the--somebody just jumped over the guardrail behind Rollins and is that who I think it is?*The man Tim Hoss is referring to slides into the ring behind Steve Rollins* ROLLINS: Tonight I'm gonna--*Rollins is cut off by a superkick to the back of the head, which sends him sprawling forward! And the hard camera zooms in on his face to reveal--* JK: It is who you think, Hoss! THAT'S RYAN BLOOD!*Blood jumps onto Rollins' back and starts blasting him with lefts and rights as he lies facedown on the canvas!* TH: We haven't seen him since October! But what's gotten into him, attacking Steve Rollins like this?!*Ryan Blood pulls Rollins to his feet and whips him into one corner, hard! As Rollins crashes into the turnbuckles and falls onto his face, Blood exits the ring and, ignoring the protests of the officials at ringside, helps himself to a steel chair* TH: Goddamn it Blood, whatever you have against Steve Rollins, enough is enough! Security needs to stop this!JK: Well, they aren't, and that's bad for Rollins!*Blood picks Rollins up and German suplexes him into the turnbuckles! He lifts his battered victim to the top rope, places the folded up chair in the corner, and climbs up...* TH: Oh no, he's going to use the ADH to drive Rollins' head into that chair! If you have an ounce of decency in you, don't do it!*Hoss' plea is in vain as Blood lifts Rollins up and hits the ADH--an impaler DDT off the top rope--onto the chair! Rollins flops over onto his back after the impact and twitches several times before going limp. EMTs rush to ringside and begin checking on him* TH: RYAN BLOOD YOU SON OF A BITCH!*Ryan Blood pays no attention to the medical personnel tending to the unresponsive Steve Rollins, as he picks up the microphone Rollins dropped moments before* BLOOD: Well, it looks like he won't be wrestling for the TV Title after all. Which means that match is off, so that gives me time to talk.TH: Seriously? He attacked and injured another wrestler for mic time?!! What is WRONG with him?!*As the boos rain down on him from all around the Parts Unknown Arena, Ryan Blood begins to speak again* BLOOD: Almost five months.
Five months of my career and of my life GONE.
I had defended my World Heavyweight Championship at GookerMania against both Jonathan Michaels and Michael Hayden. I didn't think that was fair, and I threatened to no-show the match, making sure that either Jono or Hayden would be a champion in name only because they'd never beaten the real deal!
At the last minute, though, Jeremy Dupoe offered me a HUGE bonus if I stepped into the ring for that triple threat match. And I made a mistake. I said "Okay," I took all that money, and I wrestled that match, which I lost after Jono hit me with the Fade To Black and I fell headfirst onto some steel ring steps.*A round of cheers spreads through the Parts Unknown Arena at the mention of Blood losing the title* BLOOD: Shut up!
Now the doctors, they checked me out. I was injured, sure, but I'd be cleared to wrestle again after a few weeks, just in time to exercise my rematch clause and get my title back.
But then THIS happened:*Blood gestures to the the AwesomeTron, which begins playing footage from the October 19th, 2012 episode of Niteraw.* *Blood stares at his feet as the clip ends* BLOOD: That...took a lot longer to recover from.
Now I know exactly what Richlen would tell you: that I had been part of a vicious attack on his girlfriend there along with Square and Seth, and that I deserved every last bit of what he did to me.*Ryan's head suddenly snaps up, his face cortorted with fury* BLOOD: I...do not...CARE![/b][/color][/size] *A seething Blood stares at the entranceway, quaking in anger* BLOOD: I have been fighting Gus Richlen practically since he first arrived here, and I don't care who started the war, or who escalated it--and that's exactly what it is now, a WAR!
You may have thought that by torturing me, by embarrassing me the way you did, by breaking me, you'd won the war, but OH NO NO NO!
You do not GET to win!
You just get a reprieve, you little piece of SHIT!*Blood takes a moment to compose himself, and then begins speaking more calmly* BLOOD: Richlen...it's really funny that you call everybody a whiny little bitch. From your opponents to announcers to the ring crew to fans who don't cheer for you to waiters you undertip, everybody is a whiny little bitch, as far as you're concerned.
I just said that I'd been fighting you practically since you got here, because of course we put aside our differences for a short little while and were both part of Jono's "Equalizers".
You remember what you told me during a dry spell you were having, Richlen?
You said that if you didn't win a match soon, you were going to quit.
I wish I'd thought to record that so I could play it back for all these fans whenever you uttered the words "whiny little bitch." You're the pot calling the kettle black.
But nobody needs to take my word for it. They've sat through the promos you cut when you were losing matches left and right, Gus. They know just how much of a crybaby you can be.
Oh, and you're going to have plenty to cry about in the future, Gus. And you think your idiot fans are going to stick with you through thick and thin?
Here's a little quote from a book called "The Sirens Of Titan":
"They'd like it just as much the other way around, you know. If the big reward came first, and then the great suffering. It's the contrast they like. The order of events doesn't make any difference to them. It's the thrill of the fast reverse."
You got your reward, Gus. You saved the damsel in distress, you got to be a triple champion, and you proved that you had a right to the world title when you retained it in a real match after you stole it in the first place.
Now it's time for the SUFFERING. You've already started to suffer by losing part of what you had, the Interforums Championship. You're going to lose more, and eventually you'll have lost everything, and all the same fans who celebrated your rise will celebrate your fall.
It's human nature, but the fact that you're turning other wrestlers and fans against you even faster than Matt Hardy did also has something to do with it.
I'm back because I plan to help you plummet to rock bottom that much quicker, by taking something away from you.
Oh, don't worry, I'm not going after your precious World Title; Michael Hayden can handle that.
And I'm not going to go after Shaelin or Marshall or anybody else you care about...for now.
Instead, I'm going to take the Tag Team Championships. See, those titles have a special place in my heart, and it sickens me that you and your brain-damaged brother are the ones holding them.
So consider this a challenge: you two so-called "champions" against me and a partner of my choosing, for the belts. I have a feeling you'll accept.*He drops the microphone and leaves the ring to exit back through the crowd, to another round of boos* JK: Wow. You know, I don't condone what Ryan Blood just did, but if he and whoever his partner is can take the Tag Team Championships off of Gus Richlen and Marshall Wesley Coventry I'll be one happy man!TH: You're unbelievable, King! You would actually find it easier to accept a despicable human being like Ryan Blood as a champion than Richlen or Coventry?JK: Sure! Anybody would be better!TH: [shaking his head] We have to go to commercial now...
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 15, 2013 16:58:39 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow]ANTIHERO VERSUS "THE HEAD DETECTIVE" AARON ENIGMA TH: Welcome back, FAWA fans. Up first we have Aaron Enigma facing off against Antihero in an exhibition bout sure to excite you.JK: Take it away, Muffer!MM: Ladies and gentlemen, our first match for tonight is scheduled for one fall!MM: Introducing the first contestant;
From Society's Worst Nightmares and weighing 185lbs;
Antihero!TH: He made it to the Semi-Finals of the Lord of the Ring Tournament, but it was Michael Hayden's night.JK: I recall these two squaring off not too long ago either. Seems like a rerun.TH: That may be so, but no matter how diverse the roster, repeats are bound to happen, especially given some wrestlers recent accomplishments.JK: Or lack thereof.MM: And introducing his opponent:
Weighing 230lbs, he is the Head Detective:
Aaron... Enigma!JK: Enigma coming out looking a little different.TH: He has some new music too. What's the deal Aaron?JK: Will he tell us after the match maybe?TH: It depends on who "Spud" Verne Johnson raises the hand of after the match.*Aaron Enigma walks to the ring with his usual hat on, but with a pair of sunglasses. His trench coat is replaced by a thin jacket that looks like something a rockstar would wear. He slides into the ring and smirks at Antihero before pointing to the crowd.* DING! DING! DING! TH: Time for this explosive match to begin!*The two men lock up in the center but Aaron quickly transitions to a headlock. Antihero pushes Aaron into the ropes and Aaron drops him with a shoulder block.* TH: Seems like both men are feeling each other out!*Aaron moves to bounce off the ropes. Antihero ducks under him and stands up quickly. He hits Aaron with a big dropkick!* JK: Good move by Antihero. Both men still seem to be trying to find an opening on their opponent.*Antihero runs to the ropes and hits a dropkick to the side of Aaron’s head!* TH: Antihero is looking for a quick win. He wants to face his friend for the TV title again!*Antihero goes for a quick pin. 1…2. Kickout!!!* TH: Aaron didn’t want to go down quickly.JK: Aaron said he would get that TV title and hold it for the ten weeks required to challenge for the Heavyweight title.*Antihero picks up Aaron and throws him into the corner. He backs up and charges at Aaron, but Aaron kicks Antihero in the face!* JK: Antihero charged right into that boot from Aaron.TH: Enigma needs to take advantage quickly though! If he wants to win the TV titles he has to win this match first. *Aaron grabs Antihero and lifts him up, dropping him on his upper back.* JK: A nice back suplex for Enigma!TH: A good move, but Antihero won’t be out that quick will he?*Aaron goes to pin, Antihero. 1…2...Kickout! Antihero gets his shoulder up!* JK: A nice kickout from Antihero. The match continues!*Aaron lifts up Antihero and throws him into the ropes. He grabs him off the rebound and lifts him up but Antihero counters, dropping Aaron with a DDT! * TH: That was a good counter from Antihero!*Antihero quickly moves across the ring and dives at Aaron with a senton!* JK: A nice senton! Antihero wants to end it*Antihero goes for the pin! 1…2…Kickout! Aaron barely gets the shoulder up!* JK: Enigma still kicked out!TH: What will it take to put Aaron down for the three count?*Antihero lifts up Aaron. He runs towards the ropes and bounces off. Aaron grabs him though and hits a big reverse STO!* JK: A HUGE counter!TH: Is it over now?*Aaron crawls to the ropes, struggling to stand up while Antihero remains motionless in the ring.!* TH: What is Aaron doing!JK: Is Enigma going to the top rope?*Aaron climbs to the top rope as Antihero stands up. Aaron jumps, nailing a big missile dropkick!* TH: Wow have you seen Aaron do that before?JK: Well his appearance has changed, maybe he decided to add a few moves to his repertoire.*Aaron goes for the pin! 1… 2…Antihero kicks out!* TH: Antihero still kicked out!JK: He is a tough competitor!*Aaron lifts up Antihero and signals for the Brilliant Deduction. Antihero breaks the hold and nails a superkick out of nowhere!* TH: WHAT A SUPERKICK!JK: ANTIHERO COULD WIN IT RIGHT HERE!*Antihero falls on Aaron! 1… 2…Enigma gets his food under the bottom rope!* TH: How did Aaron kick out of that?!JK: Enigma refuses to go down!*Antihero drags himself to his feet. He waits for Aaron to get up, readying his leg.* TH: And here comes Antihero with another deadly superkick!*Antihero's foot connects against Aaron's midsection, but-* TH: He took it, but he has a hold of Antihero's leg!JK: Time to pick this ant apart!*Antihero hops up and down, when Aaron pulls him forward, lifts him up, and-* TH: Brilliant Deduction!JK: Good sacrifice by the Head Detective!TH: One!
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Three!DING! DING! DING! MM: Here is your winner by pinfall: Aaron... Enigma!JK: He's taken on Antihero and beaten him again and now he has a shot at the Television Title.TH: Seems like Enigma has something to say!*Aaron grabs a microphone and points to the crowd. A mixed reaction comes and he smiles, sliding his sunglasses down his nose.* Aaron: One step closer to my goal. You all get to witness the ascension of Aaron Enigma as I claw my way back to being Heavyweight champion! Now I'm sure you all are wondering what's with the new get up. Well you see...after Lord of the Ring I decided it was time for a big change.*Aaron pauses for a moment before continuing.* Aaron:I realized that to be the best you can't do it alone. Hell, Gus only got better because Seth tortured the HELL out of Shaelin. I'm not saying I agree with what happened, because it's never right to hit a woman or do anything like what Seth did, however the FACT is Gus would NOT be a champion without that incident. Seth forced Gus to change, to evolve into the Predator Knight. A good strategy right? I mean Gus IS champion...
WRONG! YOU ARE ALLLLLLL WRONG! How is it good that his girlfriend being tortured made him the man you see now? What does that say about what he was? You can't just say everything worked out better now because of that. She was almost killed because Gus was powerless to save her until he snapped, dug deep into his psyche...and became Seth Drakin. He denies it to this day, but deep down even he knows the real truth.
He became the very man that attacked his girl. The only difference was their physical appearance, but mentally they were the same person. I watched that match, and I couldn't tell who was who at times. It was probably the best match that Gus has had in this place. He took control of his darkness, harnessed its power, and beat the holy HELL out of Seth! But you refuse its help, Gus. Your darkness is a strength, not a weakness. You can't handle it again, is that it? Do we have to force it out of you again? I mean, I could try to kidna....nah nevermind. Would I ever kidnap, Shaelin? Of course I wouldn't.
Hell she's the only one I actually respect out of the whole lot of them, them being Gus and MWC and their two ladies of course. Shaelin is the only one willing to get stronger with their own power, rather than rely on her precious people getting hurt. Sure she was the victim, but she doesn't complain about it. You're all right, Shaelin. I'm sure you hate every part of me though, and that's cool. After all, a little diversity never hurts, y'know?
Speaking of Gus and MWC, how 'bout those tag team titles eh? Do they ever defend those things? The answer is a resounding NO! Well, unfortunately for them, that ends very soon. You see, I've got a friend who is just as angry about the tag titles as I am. We've decided to combine forces and just take them. Of course I decided to spruce up my image a little bit, just to sort of...fit in. I'm still the Head Detective, I'm just taking on a new edge. An edge of class...an edge of fame...an edge of....Hollywood.Michael Hayden walks out, a smile on his face. TH: New music for Hayden?JK: You mean for the new Lord of the Ring!*Hayden enters the ring and shakes hands with Enigma.* Hayden: For weeks, the FAWA has had to deal with Gus Richlen and his brother parade as the tag team champions, despite never winning them in the first place. We had to deal with Gus valling himself a "triple champion", despite the fact that he only achieved that by awarding himself a title and robbing Aaron Enigma of his moment!
Do you see Aaron here holding the Heatz!! Championship? Do you see me holding the Championship of Honor? Despite the fact that we both clearly deserve them, the answer is no. And that's because we never beat the previous champions. See, we think that titles should be earned. That you have to compete in a match to win titles. And yet, when we brought it up, Gus Richlen decides to call us whiny bitches and ignore our valid claims. And you know why?
Because he knows that we're right. He just can't admit it.
Over the past few months, I've seen the injustice done to my friend Aaron Enigma. Robbed of the Inter-Forums Title, a title that he made famous. Robbed of the World Title after beating three other men to claim the belt. Robbed of his chance to reclaim the belt after an illegal choke and the presence of his little entourage at ringside. And everytime this happens, Gus gets away with it. He gets off lighter than Lindsay Lohan in court and continues to soil the name of FAWA.
Well no more. See, I've already made it my goal to take the world title away from Gus and bring honor back, but why stop there? Why not save the tag titles from Seth Drakin Junior? I've certainly called him out on it before, and with the Head Detective and I joining forces, Gus and his clearly insane brother don't stand a chance. It's just a matter of time before this company has tag team champions that they can be proud of.*Aaron nods before speaking again.* Aaron: My friend could not be more correct. Hayden and I....we're going to take those tag team titles from you two. You see, we just have that IT factor when it comes to wrestling. I still hear cheers from my loyal fans even after a big loss, same with Hayden's fans too. Gus, when you lose that title next month to the Lord of the Ring, nobody will care about you anymore. You'll just go back to being some random guy in the federation until Seth kidnaps Shaelin again.
That isn't how it works with us though. We have those intangibles you need to be a true success in the long run. Sure we want our titles, who doesn't? We also know that we'll get them just by doing what we do best, entertaining the fans. The spotlight IS and always will BE shining on the two of us, because we deserve it.
We are the Hollywood Enigmas, and we are the best damn thing going in this company right now. The world is ours, gentlemen, and you better learn your place or we'll personally make sure the spotlight, or ANY kind of light for that matter, NEVER shines on you again.TH: Hayden and Enigma teaming up?JK: They've been on the same page for a while now, Tim. Finally they make their move for the tag team titles.TH: We'll be right back after this word from our sponsors, folks!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 15, 2013 16:59:16 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow][glow=SILVER,2,300]INTERFORUMS CUP MATCH[/glow] VINCENT VAN AGONY VERSUS JASON FLYNN TH: An exciting opening match as Aaron Enigma takes a step in a new direction: the Television Championship.JK: He's gonna take out Bull Ant if the Digital Dragon doesn't get a bug tonight.TH: But up next we have two men who are in peculiar spots as of late: Vincent Van Agony, a veteran looking for a new direction, and Jason Flynn, a rookie whose time lies in wait.JK: This one's easy to call, Hoss. Vincent Van Agony by a mile. He has gone too far and become too experienced to be trounced by Jason Flynn.TH: Then let's find out in the ring as we join Michael Muffer...MM: The following match is an Interforums Cup Match. The winner of the contest will advance to an Interforums #1 Contendership Match.[yt] [/yt] MM: Introducing the first contestant; weighing 195lbs: Vincent... Van... Agony!TH: Vincent Van Agony has been all over the place in the history of the FAWA. Heatz! Champion. Freakin' Awesome Champion. World Champion. Even Commissioner.JK: He's been all of those things, but now he's soul searching. He's looking for a new direction. Jason Flynn will be just another tick on the meter.[yt] [/yt] MM: His opponent, from Cardiff, Wales and weighing 229lbs:
Jason... Flynn!TH: Will he though? Who's to say that Viva's not on his way down and the rise of Jason Flynn is not tonight, this very night?JK: You're kidding, right?TH: No, no I'm not.JK: Jason Flynn will count the lights tonight and Vincent Van Agony will continue his search, just you watch.TH: You're on, King.Referee Will Alphonzo ready to start the match... DING! DING! DING! TH: And we are under way!*Both men eye each other before moving into the center of the ring for a lockup. Both men struggle against each other before parting.* TH: An near dead-heat here even with Flynn outweighing Viva by over thirty pounds!JK: If Flynn knows what's good for him he'll realize that he can't expect to just toss Viva around. He's got surprising mental and physical strength and conditioning!*Both men move in again, Viva this time quickly pulling Flynn's head down and getting a side-headlock in, grinding against Flynn's temple.* JK: See!*Flynn struggles, moving his hands to start to try and pry Viva's grip off but Viva grinds down hard before using his free hand to hit Flynn in the head. Stumbling, Flynn has little time to react before Viva latches onto him again and grinds down. Using a bit more leverage, Flynn moves back, forcing Viva to send him with a whip into the opposing ropes. Rebounding off, Flynn picks up speed and hits a hard shoulder charge that sends Viva down to the mat.* TH: And here is where we see that weight advantage come in!*Quickly running for the ropes again, Flynn rebounds off, Viva rolls, planking himself on his stomach and forcing Flynn to hop over and rebound off the other side of the ring. As he does he is met with a hard lariat from Viva as he gets up.* TH: And down goes Jason!JK: Ha! So much for those 30 pounds!*Viva moves to get Flynn back up, hitting him and staggering him back with a punch before latching on with a front face lock. Throwing Flynn's arm over his head, Viva hoists him up, letting his legs fall to the ropes to rebound off before hitting a suplex.* TH: A trademark rebound suplex from the veteran Vincent Van Agony.*Viva quickly goes for the cover. One! Tw- Flynn gets the shoulder up, showing he still has quite a bit of life left as Viva moves away, seeming to prepare himself as Jason shakes the cobwebs out and starts to get up.* JK: Looks like Viva's stalking some prey!*Viva starts to move in, looking to launch himself up but is met with an MMA head kick which rocks him back, staggering him and moving to hold his head. As he looks to get his bearings and find Jason he is met with a quick gut kick that doubles him over followed by a swift ddt. Rolling Viva over he goes for the pin.* TH: Flynn kicking it up a notch here it could be over!*The ref slides along the mat and starts hitting the mat. One! Two! Kickout!* JK: It's going to take more then a little bit of head truama to do Viva in here Hoss.*Viva is back into a sitting position as Jason rears back and sens a kick to Viva's chest. Putting his arms up in defence of his chest, Flynn moves to his back. Grimacing slightly, Viva rolls, trying to get some distance between them as Flynn pursues. With the quick break, Viva launches himself at Flynn's legs, using a double leg takedown to ground Jason as Viva scrambles to his feet.* JK: Smart thinking there!*Viva quickly hops back then charges in going for an enzuiguri to Flynn as he sits up but Jason bends forward, causing Viva to miss but stops short. As Flynn sits back up he's met with a kick to the back of the head.* TH: Viva working the black magic in retatliation for Jason Flynn's earlier kicks.*Viva gets himself to a position to start getting Flynn back up to his feet, looking to go for a front face lock once more but Jason sends his arms up to block it and latches onto Viva's head once more and twists to hit a twisting neckbreaker.* TH: And Jason Flynn from out of nowhere! Perhaps trying to stave off more offense here but how much did that take out of his own sails?JK: Delaying the inevitable, that's all it is. And he's going to waste anything he's got left soon enough.*Both men are showing signs of fatigue as they slowly get back to their feet. Jason looks to Viva who manages to get his feet under him just as Flynn does the same. Jason readies an arm and swings hard looking for an elbow to Viva's face but Viva ducks at the last moment.* JK: Swing batta batta!TH: Flynn with a haymaker of an elbow that sadly didn't connect. But wait Flynn's turning into a stiff elbow to the face! Flynn is stunned!JK: Viva’s taking this one home now, just you watch. *Viva surges forth, reaching over for a Paydirt-* TH: Viva with the Long Kiss Good- no, Flynn with the reversal! *Flynn twists around, hooks his arm over Viva’s head, lifts him up…* TH: Flynn with an inverted suplex! Viva’s gonna crash down! JK: No, Hoss, he’s getting ready for the-*Flynn brings Viva down face first onto his knee-* TH: Jason Flynn with the Jason Menace! Viva is stunned!
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Three! DING! DING! DING![yt] [/yt] MM: Here is your winner by pinfall: Jason... Flynn!TH: An interesting upset I’d say. Jason Flynn has taken on Vincent Van Agony and he has won! JK: It won’t mean much. I doubt Flynn will make it to Seth Drakin. *Viva starts getting up, slightly punch drunk, but staring at Jason Flynn as he celebrates…* TH: Viva looks like he took a good blow there, but he’ll be all right…JK: The search for his smile continues. TH: But what is that look in his eye about? Does he see something in Jason Flynn? *Jason Flynn looks at Viva and extends his hand…* TH: Flynn showing some class, from a rookie to a vet. JK: Viva doesn’t have time for this though. This match proves nothing…*Viva looks up at Flynn’s hand, strokes his chin, and slides out of the ring…* TH: Whatever Flynn did there with the Jason Menace, it looks like it’s got Viva thinking. JK: Hopefully plotting his revenge. TH: We’ll surely find out in the weeks to come. Stay tuned for more right after these commercials…
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 15, 2013 16:59:51 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] *Mad Pirate Mulligan come out, in the SRS Suit that they apparently give anytime someone goes thru a Heel Turn, Before speaking he takes a small pill bottle out of his breast pocket, and takes 2 pills* MPM: (SRS Monotone) A-hem! Hello! I am Horatio Sebastian Wulfric Brian Bubastis Mulligan! I am in accordance with the Rules of HONOR YOUR Freakin' Awesome Champion! BUT.......It seems that The "Man in Charge" Didn't do the RIGHT thing and simply Restart the match like an intelligent, Sexagenarian Connecticut-based, Grapefruit Obsessed, Genetic Jackhammer of a Chairman WOULD!
Listen up Bovine Bitchcakes, You are living a LIE! All of you......*Shudders as if unclean* Insepid Dunderpates are.....living a Husk of a life! Cheering for the Fake Pirate!
Yarr Shivver Me Timbers and Swab the Poopdeck! Batten down the Mizzenmast and Gag me with Edward Teach's Black-Bearded [BLEEP]!
What? You suddenly happy we're on a 7-second delay? [BLEEP]![BLEEP]![BLEEP]!
*Takes another couple pills....the Crowd Boos*
WHAT?! Oh These? I gotta Script for 'em! They keep me sane.....er. I finally See the world as I should have...all part of my "Re-Education".
Back to the Lactose-Laden Lass that is currently in posession of the belt....Madam...you have a CLEAR choice. The Title changes hands on a disqualification and you WERE CLEARLY DISQUALIFIED! Come down to the Ring.....and hand over my belt like a good little slip of a thing or do what you were MEANT Fior.....lie on your back and let me TAKE it.
When you're done....you might want a Cigarette.
Yarr
*Drops the mic and leaves the ring…*[glow=bronze,2,300]TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP[/glow] ”THE DIGITAL DRAGON” CONNOR MACKENZIE VERSUS BULL ANT TH: It's been another exciting hour of top-notch wrestling, brought to you every week as always, and now we've come to our main event, as Bull Ant defends his Television Championship against the "Digital Dragon," the Lord of the Ring Runner-Up himself, Connor Mackenzie!JK: And that's all he is, Hoss. He's just the Runner-Up. He's a nobody. He'll be forgotten once again while Michael Hayden will go on to greatness.TH: It takes a certain level of talent and skill to make it to Runner-Up two years in a row however.JK: Not enough though. Somebody's gotta get there every year. Regardless, the World's Strongest Ant is sure to ruin the Digital Dragon's picnic tonight. No time to waste; take it, Muffer!MM: Ladies and gentlemen, the next match is our main event for tonight and it is for the Television Championship!MM: Entering the ring first from Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada: the challenger.
Weighing 225lbs, he is the "Digital Dragon..." Connor... Mackenzie!TH: As cynical and critical of the Digital Dragon as you are, King, I think that Connor Mackenzie is a man who is destined for greatness. He's simply more than a highlight reel is all.JK: Yeah, "more than a highlight reel." That sounds like code-talk for "he's nothing special."TH: Say what you will, Jesse, but Connor has a bull to take by the horns.MM: And his opponent: coming to the ring weighing 330lbs, he is your FAWA Television Champion:
The World's Strongest Ant: Bull... Ant!JK: And that's a terrible idea when you're talking about Bull Ant. He has over one hundred pounds on his opponent tonight. He's easily the biggest member of the FAWA roster today.TH: Size isn't everything. Skill, technique, and smarts account for a lot in the squared circle.JK: You say that as if Bull Ant is some dolt.TH: I said nothing of the sort. Bull Ant is a cunning enough brawler, but Connor has skillful command of the finer things in this sport.Referee Jake Kwon stands by to call tonight's main event... DING! DING! DING! *Bull Ant challenges Connor to a test of strength. Connor laughs and smiles* CM: Thanks, Bull Ant, but I'm gonna have to pass on that.TH: When the World's Strongest Ant challenges you to a test of strength, there is no shame in forfeiting.JK: Chicken!TH: No, Dragon. A Digital one at that.*Bull Ant responds with a snort of acknowledgement and begins to circle Connor, who similarly moves around the ring looking for an opening. Connor with a backhand chop to Bull Ant--no effect! Another chop--nothing! Bull Ant goes for a lariat, but Connor sidesteps and catches him with a wristlock!* TH: Connor Mackenzie just put everything he had into those chops, and it didn't even faze Bull Ant!Fortunately for him, it didn't end up turning into a striking contest. Bull Ant would've come out on top in that, too.JK: So Bull Ant wins everything?TH: I didn't say that, King. You can't overpower him and it's generally a bad idea to trade punches with him. But you can outwrestle him, as Connor is trying to do here.*Mackenzie uses his leverage to double over the World's Strongest Ant, but Bull Ant regains his vertical base with a reversal of the wristlock that brings Mackenzie to his knees! Mackenzie's face contorts in pain, but he finally counters back into a wristlock of his own and goes for an arm drag--but Bull Ant is too heavy! Thinking on the fly, Connor brings the big ant's arm down across his shoulder elbow first, drawing a cry of pain from the TV Champion!* JK: Well, it doesn't matter how big you are--that'll hurt!TH: No question, Jesse. *Taking advantage of Bull Ant's momentary vulnerability, Connor goes after his legs with stiff kicks, driving Bull Ant into the corner! Connor climbs to the second rope and starts unloading with punches as the crowd counts along: 1-2-3-and Bull Ant puts a stop to it with a damn near ring-breaking power bomb!* TH: BAH GAWD! Fans, you've gotta be here to appreciate just how hard Connor Mackenzie was driven into the mat just now!JK: I used to do that all the time when I was still active, Gorilla.TH: You mean almost get killed by your opponents?JK: Very funny.*The Television Champion takes a moment to recover as Mackenzie writhes in pain on the mat. Just as Connor's getting up, Bull Ant floors him with By The Horns (tomahawk brain chop)!* JK: Being chopped right in the brain is bad for you, kids! If it happens to you too often, you could end up like Tim Hoss here!TH: Very funny.*Bull Ant wraps his enormous hand around Connor's throat and pull him to his feet, preparing for a choke slam...suddenly Connor kicks him in the stomach! Connor has a coughing fit as Bull Ant releases the choke, and staggers back to the ropes, rubbing his throat.* TH: Mackenzie escaping the iron grasp of Bull Ant! But he has only moments to act!JK: I like matches like this. It's like watching a couple of scorpions in a jar fighting one another. Scorpions who are jerks.TH: Met a lot of scorpions, have you?JK: Well, of course! They ARE the official state animal of Parts Unknown, and they hold the Running Of The Scorpions on the main street of our capital every year!TH: That IS true...*Connor charges at Bull Ant, but the big man stops him by picking him up and hitting the Ant Hunt!* TH: ANT HUNT! Bull Ant's version of the Whale Hunt, slamming Connor hard onto that unforgiving surface! And if you've never been in a wrestling ring, fans, trust somebdoy who has been: that mat is just what I said it was!JK: Not that I ever wish I were Connor Mackenzie, but I especially wouldn't want to be him right now!*Bull Ant locks the Cattle Mutilation onto his opponent! Connor's face contorts in agony as he tries to escape the hold. Finally, with a scream that seems to be equal parts pain and effort, he stretches out a leg to catch the ropes* TH: Mackenzie just reaching the ropes!JK: The Cattle Mutilation--a hold that's too dangerous for use in WWE (apparently), but is fair game here in the FAWA! The Digital Douchebag has to feel like he just got pulled in half!*Ready to end things, Bull Ant drags Connor to his feet and hoists the challenger onto his shoulders for the Slaughterhouse (reverse power bomb)--no, Connor drops off of Bull Ant's shoulders and lands on his feet behind the big ant!* TH: Narrow escape by Mackenzie!JK: Yeah, Bull Ant hits that, and it's usually over!*Connor stumbles over to the ropes, leaning on them to hold himself up, and as Bull Ant charges him he pulls the top rope down to catch the champ with a low bridge and send him tumbling to the outside!* TH: The Digital Dragon bought himself more time there, and that wasn't a gentle landing! The next move is Connor's!*As Bull Ant lands hard on the concrete floor, Connor watches his opponent slowly getting up before running the length of the ring and shooting through the ropes to slam into the champ with a suicide dive that sends both him AND Connor flying over the barricade and into the crowd!* TH: Bah gawd, Mackenzie just crashed into that big ant like he'd been shot out of the turret on a battleship!JK: But how much did it take out of Mackenzie?*Both of the wrestlers take their time in getting up as Kwon counts. A forearm smash from Connor has Bull Ant wobbling! Bull Ant comes back with a punch that sends the challenger sprawling backwards, just barely catching himself on the security barricade! Bull Ant charges at him to clothesline him over, but Connor catches him with a backdrop and Bull Ant hits the concrete floor!* TH: The challenger inflicting more punishment on the champion with that backdrop! The ringside mats provide some protection, but not as much as Bull Ant probably wished they did right about now.*Connor climbs over the barricade and, with a bit of a limp, makes his way to the apron to roll in and out of the ring, restarting the count. Irish whip to Bull Ant and the champion crashes into the steel ring steps!* JK: I love seeing Bull Ant crash into things like this!*Bull Ant struggles to push himself back to a standing position, just as Mackenzie gets a running start and blasts him with a high knee to the back of the head!* TH: Bull Ant might be out!*Connor rolls Bull Ant into the ring and covers him* 1! 2! Kickout! JK: Looks like he's still champion!TH: Bull Ant still with some fight left in him, ladies and gentlemen!*Whipping Bull Ant into the corner, Mackenzie charges after him and connects with a Capoeira kick! He goes up to the second rope and starts unloading again as the crowd counts along, this time getting all ten punches off and leaving Bull Ant in a daze!* TH: No powerbomb this time!*Dragging Bull Ant out of the corner, Connor locks an abdominal stretch onto the big ant! Bull Ant struggles and finally manages to execute a hip toss that brings Connor down and gets him out of the hold, but he slumps to the mat himself in exhaustion* JK: Well, it was fun for Mackenzie while it lasted, but it looks like the big guy is about to put him away!TH: Don't be so sure, King. That abdominal stretch took a lot out of him, and Connor's picking himself back up...*Connor's up before Bull Ant and goes for a the Spinning Impaler on his opponent--Bull Ant turns it into a belly to back suplex!* JK: Okay, NOW it was fun for Mackenzie while it lasted and NOW the big guy is about to put him away!TH: Can't argue this time, Jess! Mackenzie can't do much of anything after taking a suplex like that, and now the champ has a chance to capitalize!*Slowly regaining his senses, Bull Ant gets to his feet and lifts Connor high over his head before dropping him with a big gorilla press slam! As Mackenzie bounces off the mat and groans in pain, Bull Ant lifts him up--T-Pwn!* TH: T-Pwn! Big brainbuster power slam by the Television Champion!JK: Pwning Connor, if you will.TH: Pretty sure that's why it's called that, King--here comes the Television Champ!*Bull Ant charges at Connor for a Bull Rush spear, but-* TH: He's redirecting him! Straight to the ringpost!JK: The ending bell hasn't rung yet, but Bull Ant's noggin sure rang!*With considerable effort, Connor makes his way over to Bull Ant and--* TH: A whip to the corner, and the Digital Dragon's...is he going to try to lift Bull Ant up to the top rope?!JK: You heard Muffer, Gorilla! That's over three hundred pounds of ant...cow...something! The point is it's THREE HUNDRED POUNDS!*With a loud, pained grunt of exertion, Mackenzie actually manages to pick Bull Ant up and sit him on the top turnbuckle, doubling over and holding his back immediately after he finishes!* JK: I'm amazed that he did it! For a second there I thought that Bull Ant was gonna win this match by giving his opponent a hernia!TH: Mackenzie's stronger than you give him credit for, King, and I think I know what he's got in mind here! He almost won the Lord of the Ring final with this move, and doggone it he wants to win the Television Championship with it!*Getting a running start, Connor leaps up and smashes Bull Ant in the face with another knee in the process! With the champion dazed Connor climbs the ropes, bends Bull over, underhooks both arms, and leaps off.* TH: Double Underhook Facebuster off the top rope! Bull Ant looks out! And Connor goes for the cover!One! Two! Three![/color] DING! DING! DING! *Standing with the aid of Jake Kwon and wincing momentarily from all the punishment he took from Bull Ant, Connor raises his arms in victory...* MM: Here is your winner as a result of a pinfall and the NEW Freakin' Awesome Wrestling Alliance Television Champion:
"The Digital Dragon" Connor Mackenzie!*Connor is handed the FAWA Television Title Belt and he holds it up in the air with pride...* TH: He may not have won the Lord of the Ring, King, but Connor has his hands on a genuine belt tonight!JK: I think it was a fluke. He's lucky that Bull Ant didn't throw him off the top rope.TH: Lucky or not, a new reign begins. The Reign of the Digital Dragon begins tonight.JK: Not for long though; we're outta time.TH: Unfortunately, you are right. I'm Gorilla Tim Hoss, this is Jesse King, and we'll see you in seven![glow=yellow,2,300]CREDITS[/glow]Aaron Enigma Boiler Room Brawler Connor Mackenzie Mad Pirate Mulligan Mister Socko’s Brother Spiked Mohican
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 15, 2013 17:05:58 GMT -5
Eh-Hem
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 15, 2013 17:09:23 GMT -5
I have no idea what you are talking about. {Spoiler}
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2013 19:32:44 GMT -5
That's one for the FAWA Botch Reel.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 15, 2013 19:58:36 GMT -5
I will admit this: what if Michael Muffer *is* allowed to botch announcements here and there? If done intentionally, it could be fitting to the Wrestlecrap spirit of this e-fed. Perhaps it could be code that the following match will have humorous elements. I dunno, just a thought. Doesn't change that what Drakin pointed out was an actual mistake on my part.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2013 20:20:05 GMT -5
It could be possibly overused if we find it funny and make the whole show just humorous. Here and there would be okay, I suppose. Maybe at the end of the year or something we could have a collection of all the botches the shows had.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Feb 15, 2013 20:42:53 GMT -5
Sort of like a gag reel or maybe even keep track of that and maybe have everyone pitch in with a practical joke idea or something like that for the end of the year. Sort of like a special? **EDIT Also, great show tonight guys!
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 15, 2013 21:28:53 GMT -5
I have no objections to the occasional botch by Muffer. Also, I had no idea that I wouldn't be the only one challenging for the tag titles, so apologies to Aaron and Hayden for making things complicated. I'm sure we can figure out what to do, though. I think everybody's going to be very surprised by who my mystery partner turns out to be--whether I get a tag title shot or not, I plan on tagging with this guy regularly and hopefully reviving the tag division along with the Hollywood Enigmas and the team of Connor Mackenzie & Jason Flynn. Speaking of whom, grats on the win, Moonie!
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Post by Pensacola Tableheads on Feb 15, 2013 21:40:35 GMT -5
Don't forget The Colony.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2013 21:41:48 GMT -5
Thank you good sir. Hopefully this is the beginning of more wins.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 15, 2013 22:16:02 GMT -5
I consider it a good thing that the Hollywood Enigmas complicate matters for Blood. It's almost like a Tag Division of conflicting interests is forming...
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 15, 2013 22:18:12 GMT -5
Just posted a promo where Blood addresses the tag title picture, as well as other things.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Feb 16, 2013 0:16:46 GMT -5
Hollywood Enigmas vs. jobbers next week? Or against Ryan Blood and his tag team partner?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 16, 2013 1:31:52 GMT -5
How about both teams face jobbers? It will be a good introduction to your teams.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 16, 2013 3:01:15 GMT -5
How about both teams face jobbers? It will be a good introduction to your teams. Seems like a good idea to me.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2013 11:49:53 GMT -5
Just a question, Are we getting rid of Face and Heels altogether?
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