andrew8798
FANatic
on 24/7 this month
Posts: 106,119
|
Post by andrew8798 on Jan 10, 2013 23:25:20 GMT -5
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2013 23:41:42 GMT -5
I feel bad that the poor alligator was sick.
That said, I want to party with the guy who decided, "f*** it, Imma gonna buy an alligator, have it guard my weed. And Imma name it Mr. Teeth cause he got some damn teeth. It'll be for Tupac cause I miss him."
|
|
Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
Posts: 31,175
|
Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 10, 2013 23:44:48 GMT -5
If it wasn't up in Canada, I could have seen the Trailer Park Boys trying this.
|
|
|
Post by Throwback on Jan 10, 2013 23:51:21 GMT -5
If it wasn't up in Canada, I could have seen the Trailer Park Boys trying this. We use bears up here
|
|
|
Post by mcmahonfan85 on Jan 11, 2013 0:05:36 GMT -5
your news is a bit old. it was on either CNN.com or NBCnews.com earlier today that Mr. Teeth died
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2013 0:11:27 GMT -5
Mister Teeth: A poem
He raised that alligator to guard his weed, Wanted a dragon with all that smoke. Sentry, deterrent, The reptile lurked in a $100,000 swamp. Pitbulls are warm blooded, handguns jam, but Mister Teeth darts and rolls inside a plexiglass tank, a monster bigger than the biggest ever seen. He bought that alligator because of Tupac. It seemed a thing to do. California knows how to party with its alligators.
|
|
King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
Posts: 8,330
|
Post by King Ghidorah on Jan 11, 2013 5:22:59 GMT -5
34 pounds of weed is not worth 100k, not even at street value. They trying to throw the book at him.
|
|
|
Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 11, 2013 5:41:46 GMT -5
Well I hope they make a SNAPPY conviction...
I will see myself out.
|
|
Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
Posts: 121,950
|
Post by Mozenrath on Jan 11, 2013 5:44:43 GMT -5
He should have saw to it that the crocodilian recieved proper medical attention.
You know, gator aid.
|
|
|
Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 11, 2013 5:49:29 GMT -5
If somehow the gator ends up being convicted and going to jail.... Here is what they will play as Mr Teeth is lead out of the courtroom:
|
|
Banecat
Don Corleone
Speak of the devil and he shall appear
Posts: 1,455
|
Post by Banecat on Jan 11, 2013 7:59:50 GMT -5
I live in Florida. If I had my own pot field, I too would use a guard alligator.
|
|
Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
Posts: 12,626
|
Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 11, 2013 11:47:33 GMT -5
Now, I may not know much about alligator training, but doesn't it seem likely it would try to bite the owner's hand too when he went to retrieve the grass from the tank?
|
|
Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
Posts: 15,296
|
Post by Hawk Hart on Jan 11, 2013 17:28:42 GMT -5
Now, I may not know much about alligator training, but doesn't it seem likely it would try to bite the owner's hand too when he went to retrieve the grass from the tank? You can't apply sober person thinking here.
|
|
the2ndevil
Grimlock
Super Seducer Survivor
Where Is Your Santa, Now?
Posts: 13,637
|
Post by the2ndevil on Jan 11, 2013 17:38:25 GMT -5
He should have saw to it that the crocodilian recieved proper medical attention. You know, gator aid. Should I feel bad for laughing at this?
|
|