Hunt. Hunt.
Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Oct 27, 2007 23:09:45 GMT -5
Greetings everyone and welcome to another fine addition of the cove. This week my guest is the one the only (thankfully) Chibi!
We find Chibi at his local training center deep in discussion with his trainer whilst sending female members pics of his wang. Chibi has granted this interview only if he could spar while answering.
Chibi enters the ring and starts his sparring session, as we begin the interview.
Silly questions
1. Boxers or briefs?
No.
2. Jab or Uppercut?
Either is fine when they provide the set up for a sweet right hook,
although the jab is also a nice way of getting distance for a
roundhouse.
* Chibi peppers his opponent with jabs and misses an uppercut.
3. Is a good offense really the best defense?
With the ladies yes. With Chibi, not so much. That's how people get choked
4. What does the canvas taste like?
Like a bitter lesson learned.
* Chibi uses footwork to confuse his opponent and us by doing the Watusi.
5. Do you have a following?
You mean my fan club the Chibi Disciples? If you want to join up just send Cartoon Pirate a pm. I kid. Not really a following, I like to think I a respected member of this here place and maybe I have the odd worshipper and I've broken the odd heart here and there but not really a following. Yet.
6. Is that my dollar?
Well it's not mine, we spend pounds here in Parts Unknown
7. Strippers, Misunderstood or useless?
I went to a strip club about a year ago and after the girls had done what they do we started talking and they were really nice girls. One was a nurse in her day job and the other was going to college. So if they can make a bit of money off stupid guys wanting to ogle them why the hell not?
8. What is the best word?
Toga!
* Chibi Hits his opponent with a nasty Roundhose that knocks him to the canvas.
9. Ever tried to tackle a bear?
No but my best mate is about as big as a bear and I've tried taking him down a few times. He gave me my first broken nose.
10. Which way is up?
According to Yazz the only way is up.
Serious questions
1. Where do you want to be in 10 years?
I'll be a lawyer by then I hope, with a fancy riverside apartment. I
want to have begun and ended my indy wrestling career by then also.
Hopefully I'll have more humility by then as well. And if things go
perfectly I may have finished FF XII around that time
2. How goes the training?
Really well. I'm training every day at the moment, and I'm probably in the best shape I've been since I left the army. My Muay Thai is decent so people can continue threatening each other with my roundhouses, and my Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is coming on really well. It took me ages getting into a fitness regime I really enjoyed and wanted to do every day, even when I was playing football I wasn't always looking forward to it, but now I love going to the dojo and getting the crap beat out of me.
3. What is your best moment?
I just recently signed up to sponsor a young Vietnamese girl for the next 10 years with World Vision so probably that. I wanted to do something unselfish and after reading about how Mick Foley does something similar I thought this was the perfect way to do that.
4. Favorite wrestling related moment?
Mr Perfect vs Ric Flair - Loser leaves town. I know Flair lost and left the WWF but I was always a huge Curt Hennig mark. Especially as a young mark, losing Mr Perfect from WWF would have been a nightmare because coverage of WCW was shaky in Parts Unknown at those times. I actually watched the match back a few months ago and it was as amazing as I remember
5. How would you like to be remembered?
In Golden Statue form.
Nah probably just as an honest man who people wanted to aspire to be like.
My life's dream has always been to accomplish my many goals.
I would like to be remembered as someone born into crushing poverty and surrounded my massive social inequities who rose above it and tried to help others do the same.
And for this:
Toga!
As the interview ends Chibi stands over his fallen opponent and whips out his junk. No one really knows why, he just does that.
Well that is all from this week, please join me next week when my guest will be (because he begged for it) Dr. Claw.
The Cove is now accepting Applications for a guest interviewer please send your resume to Mr. Roberts along with Boobie pics.
Always remember that your comments and suggestions are both appreciated and welcome.
We find Chibi at his local training center deep in discussion with his trainer whilst sending female members pics of his wang. Chibi has granted this interview only if he could spar while answering.
Chibi enters the ring and starts his sparring session, as we begin the interview.
Silly questions
1. Boxers or briefs?
No.
2. Jab or Uppercut?
Either is fine when they provide the set up for a sweet right hook,
although the jab is also a nice way of getting distance for a
roundhouse.
* Chibi peppers his opponent with jabs and misses an uppercut.
3. Is a good offense really the best defense?
With the ladies yes. With Chibi, not so much. That's how people get choked
4. What does the canvas taste like?
Like a bitter lesson learned.
* Chibi uses footwork to confuse his opponent and us by doing the Watusi.
5. Do you have a following?
You mean my fan club the Chibi Disciples? If you want to join up just send Cartoon Pirate a pm. I kid. Not really a following, I like to think I a respected member of this here place and maybe I have the odd worshipper and I've broken the odd heart here and there but not really a following. Yet.
6. Is that my dollar?
Well it's not mine, we spend pounds here in Parts Unknown
7. Strippers, Misunderstood or useless?
I went to a strip club about a year ago and after the girls had done what they do we started talking and they were really nice girls. One was a nurse in her day job and the other was going to college. So if they can make a bit of money off stupid guys wanting to ogle them why the hell not?
8. What is the best word?
Toga!
* Chibi Hits his opponent with a nasty Roundhose that knocks him to the canvas.
9. Ever tried to tackle a bear?
No but my best mate is about as big as a bear and I've tried taking him down a few times. He gave me my first broken nose.
10. Which way is up?
According to Yazz the only way is up.
Serious questions
1. Where do you want to be in 10 years?
I'll be a lawyer by then I hope, with a fancy riverside apartment. I
want to have begun and ended my indy wrestling career by then also.
Hopefully I'll have more humility by then as well. And if things go
perfectly I may have finished FF XII around that time
2. How goes the training?
Really well. I'm training every day at the moment, and I'm probably in the best shape I've been since I left the army. My Muay Thai is decent so people can continue threatening each other with my roundhouses, and my Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is coming on really well. It took me ages getting into a fitness regime I really enjoyed and wanted to do every day, even when I was playing football I wasn't always looking forward to it, but now I love going to the dojo and getting the crap beat out of me.
3. What is your best moment?
I just recently signed up to sponsor a young Vietnamese girl for the next 10 years with World Vision so probably that. I wanted to do something unselfish and after reading about how Mick Foley does something similar I thought this was the perfect way to do that.
4. Favorite wrestling related moment?
Mr Perfect vs Ric Flair - Loser leaves town. I know Flair lost and left the WWF but I was always a huge Curt Hennig mark. Especially as a young mark, losing Mr Perfect from WWF would have been a nightmare because coverage of WCW was shaky in Parts Unknown at those times. I actually watched the match back a few months ago and it was as amazing as I remember
5. How would you like to be remembered?
In Golden Statue form.
Nah probably just as an honest man who people wanted to aspire to be like.
My life's dream has always been to accomplish my many goals.
I would like to be remembered as someone born into crushing poverty and surrounded my massive social inequities who rose above it and tried to help others do the same.
And for this:
Toga!
As the interview ends Chibi stands over his fallen opponent and whips out his junk. No one really knows why, he just does that.
Well that is all from this week, please join me next week when my guest will be (because he begged for it) Dr. Claw.
The Cove is now accepting Applications for a guest interviewer please send your resume to Mr. Roberts along with Boobie pics.
Always remember that your comments and suggestions are both appreciated and welcome.
