World WrestleCrap Federation Thread 14

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World WrestleCrap Federation Thread 14 May 20, 2009 1:13:27 GMT -5

Post by Dave at the Movies on May 20, 2009 1:13:27 GMT -5

World WrestleCrap Federation Thread 14

Established August 20, 2008

The official WWCF website is at worldwrestlecrapfederation.webs.com/

WWCF NEWS:
WE ARE LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS TO JOIN THE WWCF. JUST SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO D-DAY DAVE AND LET HIM KNOW YOU WANT TO JOIN.

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WWCF Champions:

WWCF World Heavyweight Champion: Littlenaitch

Title History- Littlenaitch defeated King Motor-Colt at WWCF PPV STW: Smurf The World on April 27, 2009 King Motör-Colt Defeated MiLo Duck on February 23, 2009 at Ernest Goes To Wargames MiLo Duck defeated John S. Amigo in Chamber Of Horrors Match at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies on October 27, 2008 John S. Amigo won tournament finals at GOOKERMANIA 1 on September 29, 2008

WWCF Forum Champion-Above Average
Title Archives- Above Average defeated j.d. at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies on October 27, 2008
j.d. won stevierichardsfan babyface hosted tournament

WWCF Tag Team Champions- Vacant

Title History-Rough'N'Ready: TTS and Whitey Fats Defeated The Non-American Heroes: Square and Starshine on April 27, 2009 at STW: Smurf The World The Non-American Heroes Defeated The Pride: Metylerca and M.O.P. at Serious Business on March 30, 2009 The Pride: members M.O.P. and Metylerca Defeated The Southwest Connection at King Of WrestleCrap 2009 The Southwest Connection(2) Defeated Stryker Duck Silence, Justice and Providence, and Motor-Colt and Above Average on November 24, 2008 at In Your Apartment Stryker Duck Silence(2) defeats The Southwest Connection on November 3, 2008 edition of NiteRaw
The Southwest Connection(littlenaitch and Tyfo) defeated Justice and Providence at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies on October 27, 2008
Justice and Providence(J is Justice and Cthulhu aka Providence) defeated Stryker Duck Silence at GOOKERMANIA 1
Stryker Duck Silence: MiLo Duck and Strykerdarksilence- Won Tag Team Tournament

WWCF Hardcore Champion- Evil Masked wordlifeecw

Title History-Evil Masked wordlifeecw(2) Defeated General of the Monkey Army on 2/22/2009 on a special Championship Heatz!!1 General of the Monkey Army defeated Cthulhu and TromboneMan in a Triple Threat Hardcore Last Man Standing Rock Paper Scissors Match on December 15, 2008 on Monday Niteraw Cthulhu aka Providence on November 24, 2008 at In Your Apartment littlenaitch on Monday NiteRaw 11/17/2008
Your Uncle Seth Drakin wins it on November 3, 2008 edition of NiteRaw
Above Average on 10/28/08 on Night Of The Wrestling Zombies
Cthulhu aka Providence(2) on 10/13/08 on NiteRaw
Evil Masked wordlifeecw on 10/6/2008 on NiteRaw
The Tank on 9/29/08 at Gookermania 1
Tyfo - won on 9/22/08 on NiteRaw
Buggy The Clown(2) - won on 9/15/08 on NiteRaw
Cthulhu aka Providence - won on 9/8/2008 on NiteRaw
Buggy The Clown - won on 9/1/08 on NiteRaw

WWCF Heatz!!1 Champion- iViva Los Bio Dome!

Title History- iViva Los Bio Dome!(2) Defeated Koda on April 27, 2009 at STW: Smurf The World Koda Defeated !Viva Los Bio Domei on February 22, 2009 on a special Championship Heatz!!1 !Viva Los Bio Domei Defeated Brahma Bull at King Of WrestleCrap 2009 to become the first ever Heatz!!1 Champion

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WWCF Rosters

Singles Roster

Cthulhu aka Providence

Evil Masked wordlifeecw

Tyfo

Koda89

Seth Drakin

Above Average

Legion

Starshine

littlenaitch

One Doley Nation

King Motor-Colt

The General of the Monkey Army

Square

"Evil La Parka"

grbjazzman

M.O.P.

Brahma Bull

Supersmark

Viva Los Bio Dome!

Head Detective Aaron Enigma

Eli 'The Valkyrie'

stevierichardsfan babyface

TTS

KGX

Jonathan Michaels

Headbanger Man

Relegate Hunter

Boiler Room Brawler

"Sweet 'N Sour" Mike Corral

Currently Inactive
MiLo Duck
Stryker Dark Silence

WWCF Staff Roster

WWCF CEO- Mr. D-Day Dave

WWCF Commissioner- Dr. Amigo Jr

WWCF Monday Niteraw Commentators- "Gorilla" Tim Hoss and Jesse King

WWCF Sunday Night Heatz!!1 Commentators- Dr. Amigo Jr and The Sam08

WWCF Heads Of Security- Phil and Bill Farris

WWCF Interviewers- Fred G. Neric and Jerry Fish

WWCF Referees: WWCF Referees

Managers/Valets
The Sam09 (Manages WWCF Corporate)
Eli (Manages stevierichardsfan babyface)

Tag Team Roster

Styker Duck Silence- Stykerdarksilence and MiLo Duck

The Southwest Connection- littlenaitch and Tyfo

The Non-American Heroes- Starshine and Square

KGX and "Sweet 'N Sour" Mike Corral

Deadly N' Sinful: Koda and Legion

Stables(Factions)

The Story- King Motör-Colt, Evil Masked wordlifeecw, Above Average, and Head Detective Aaron Enigma

WWCF Corporate- littlenaitch, Tyfo, Cthulhu, The Non-American Heroes: Square and Starshine, M.O.P., The Sam(Manager) and Mr. D-Day Dave(CEO)

Alumni: Past Wrestlers
John S. Amigo(Dr. Amigo Jr)

D-Day Dave

Buggy The Clown

RX-78-2

Ravishing Rob Rude

Bob Schlapowitz

j.d.

D-lirious-2

The Iron Giant

Disco Stu

J is Justice

Rob Gnar

Madman Szalinski

MolotovMocktail

TromboneMan

Metylerca

Whitey "Daddy Phat Sax" Fats

The Tank

Krazy E-Man

Latino Meat

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Rules
1. It is preferred that all in character promos or roleplays should be written in a different color lettering.(this is so we can tell the difference between out of character and in character talk) Its no big deal if you don't but it is preferred. This is mostly targeted at roleplay promos you post in the WWCF forum thread.

2. We have a weekly show called Monday Niteraw. It is every week except for the end of the month in which we will have a pay per view which will also be posted on Monday. I will post the card a day or two after Monday Niteraw. Then I will send the card to every roster member and they can PM me back their vote for who they want to win in every match. I will count up the votes and the wrestler to get the most votes in their match wins.

3. Whoever gets the majority vote wins. If it is a tie I will call it either a double count out or draw.

4. You do not have to do roleplay promos for yourself if you don't want to. It is completely optional. All Niteraw promos and run-ins should be sent to me with your Niteraw votes in a PM every week. Please note though that other roster members will vote for you more often if you roleplay or at least just talk in the WWCF Forum Thread and are an active member.

5. People are allowed to have managers(other members of the wrestlecrap forum). Managers may vote on other people's matches but they can't vote in the match of someone they are managing.

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List of WWCF Pay Per Views
January- King Of WrestleCrap
February- Ernest Goes To Wargames(big Wargames Match)
March- Serious Business
April- STW: Smurf The World(Lethal Lottery and 10 Man Battle Royal)
May- Survivor Team Challenge Series
June- The Wheel Of Misfortune(every match is Spin The Wheel Make A Deal)
July- Botch At The Beach
August- Board War 1(our big battle royal rumble match)
September- GookerMania(our Wrestlemania-like big show)
October- Night of the Wrestling Zombies
November- In Your Apartment
December – To Be Decided

Last Edit: May 20, 2009 3:35:37 GMT -5 by Dave at the Movies

thesam07 Guest	World WrestleCrap Federation Thread 14 May 20, 2009 1:24:05 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by thesam07 on May 20, 2009 1:24:05 GMT -5 Just a quick question, is Survivor Series teams 4 or 5 people?

Seth Drakin of Monster Crap Crow T. Robot Me when David Tepper sells a cow for "magic beans".....AGAIN!!!! Posts: 43,294	World WrestleCrap Federation Thread 14 May 20, 2009 1:33:06 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 20, 2009 1:33:06 GMT -5 May 20, 2009 1:24:05 GMT -5 @thesam07 said: Just a quick question, is Survivor Series teams 4 or 5 people? Depends....there are 4 on 4 Survivor Series Matches and 5 on 5 Survivor Series Matches
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Dave at the Movies Bill S. Preston, Esq. VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing. Posts: 18,224	World WrestleCrap Federation Thread 14 May 20, 2009 1:57:01 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dave at the Movies on May 20, 2009 1:57:01 GMT -5 These SS Matches will be 4 on 4. We will have three of them. I'm jsut about to put up the card. Right now I'm working on explaining the voting so everyone will be able to understand that.

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World WrestleCrap Federation Thread 14 May 20, 2009 2:01:04 GMT -5

Post by Dave at the Movies on May 20, 2009 2:01:04 GMT -5

Hey for people on right now let me know if these voting rules for the SS matches sound easy enough to follow.

IMPORTANT INFO ON HOW TO VOTE IN THE SURVIVOR SERIES MATCHES- For every survivor series match the way to vote is this. Take every participant in the match from both teams and put them in order of how you want to see them survive. The first person at the top of your list will get 8 points, the second person will get 7 points, the third person will get 6 points, ect. The person with the highest points will be the soul survivor. If someone from their team gets the next highest number then they will have survived too and so on until another person from the other team has the next highest points.

Dave at the Movies Bill S. Preston, Esq. VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing. Posts: 18,224	World WrestleCrap Federation Thread 14 May 20, 2009 2:09:24 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dave at the Movies on May 20, 2009 2:09:24 GMT -5 Two new members. BoilerRoomBrawler- wwcf-efed.blogspot.com/2009/05/boiler-room-brawler.html "Sweet 'n Sour" Mike Corral- wwcf-efed.blogspot.com/2009/05/sweet-n-sour-mike-corral.html

Dave at the Movies Bill S. Preston, Esq. VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing. Posts: 18,224	World WrestleCrap Federation Thread 14 May 20, 2009 3:36:29 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dave at the Movies on May 20, 2009 3:36:29 GMT -5 okay the card has been sent out. If anyone doesn't understand teh SS Match voting rules please let me know.

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World WrestleCrap Federation Thread 14 May 20, 2009 10:36:10 GMT -5

Post by Jazzman on May 20, 2009 10:36:10 GMT -5

Oh, M.O.P... you just can't stay away. It seems like we are two men locked on a collision course for destruction. But in this match you need to realize something, my main beef isn't with you. It's with KGX. I don't care if I have to beat every single one of your teammates to get at KGX, he's the guy I need to beat. Funny that you'd run from Aaron and drop down to try to get another one over on me. Running scared M.O.P? That doesn't seem very Prideful...

Also, M.O.P. I'd take you more seriously as a heel if you changed the text in your sig. Last time I checked, you aren't part of the Pride anymore.

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World WrestleCrap Federation Thread 14 May 20, 2009 11:00:00 GMT -5

Post by Metalheadbanger Man on May 20, 2009 11:00:00 GMT -5

*The Headbanger Man is in the rehearsal room, having just destroyed another drum kit beyond repair*

That there was just a sample of the damage I can do. Well, it appears as if I am a busy man these days. Not only will I win the Hardcore Title on NiteRaw, I have also been selected as a team captain for the first ever Hardcore Survival match at STCS. This is an opportunity to show everybody that not only do I redefine hardcore, but I can also lead others to glorious victory too.

"Evil La Parka" - you and I have been teaming recently, and I'v seen first hand that you're one tough son of a bitch who can bring it whenever required. I expect more of the same at the PPV.

TTS - despite our communication breakdown during the match on NiteRaw, its obvious that you're a future superstar in this company. You're a title holder, and you were chosen to be a member of the Corporate stable. The credentials are all there pal, and I hope you will show us why you're such a hot commodity.

Brahma Bull - a new attitude, and a new purpose. I like it, mate. I wanna see you more aggressive than ever come STCS.

So you see, what has been assembled is a unit ready to unleash sheer brutality, all under my tutelage. Jonathan Michaels, you and I have had our battles in the past, and this will be no different. I'm out to prove once and for all that I'm better than you, and even though you yourself have a talented four-man team, I truly believe the Heavy Metal Headbangers are superior in every department.

The appetite for destruction is stronger than it ever has been. The will to prove I have what it takes to be a major player is what drives me. I'm a livewire not to be taken lightly, and should you make the mistake of doing so, then the bell shall toll for thee.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some training to be doing.

*Headbanger Man smashes a bottle over his own head, and continues the drum destruction*

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World WrestleCrap Federation Thread 14 May 20, 2009 11:44:16 GMT -5

Post by Cyno on May 20, 2009 11:44:16 GMT -5

May 20, 2009 10:36:10 GMT -5 Jazzman said:

Also, M.O.P. I'd take you more seriously as a heel if you changed the text in your sig. Last time I checked, you aren't part of the Pride anymore.

Man, I totally forgot about my sig. Thanks for the heads up.

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World WrestleCrap Federation Thread 14 May 20, 2009 12:04:48 GMT -5

Post by Cyno on May 20, 2009 12:04:48 GMT -5

Well, The Sam and I talked about it, and we realized that my place wasn't with the WWCF Corporate Team at Survivor Team Challenge Series. WWCF Corporate has a lot of strong cards in its hands. The Corporate Rocker, Cthulhu, a World Champion in the making. Tyfo, a multiple time tag-team champion, partner of the current World Champion, and one of the greatest wrestlers in this company. And then we have the uncrowned WWCF Tag-Team Champions: Square and Starshine. As much as I want to get my hands on Aaron Enigma, The Sam convinced me to take one for the team and not split up the Non-American Heroes. But, being the great manager he is, he found a place for me in the second Survivor Series match.

So I once again face my former stablemate, grbjazzman. I'll be honest, Jazzman, I don't particularly care about your current affairs with KGX. I really don't care about any of the other people in this match. The only person I have a personal stake against is you. So while I can't get my hands on Aaron, I'm fine with settling for you. I think it's time for me to bury the past once and for all.

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World WrestleCrap Federation Thread 14 May 20, 2009 13:13:18 GMT -5

Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on May 20, 2009 13:13:18 GMT -5

So I don't get to face M.O.P. in my match. No big deal. I see Sam talked him out of it, to do what's best for corporate, which apparently was not letting me take M.O.P. out in the match. It doesn't matter, revenge is still coming your way M.O.P. You may think I'm weak and all talk, but that's a grave mistake on your part. After The Story wins at STCS the vendetta begins, and I think you'll like my challenge most of all M.O.P.

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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	World WrestleCrap Federation Thread 14 May 20, 2009 13:56:28 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 20, 2009 13:56:28 GMT -5 Wait now I'm lost Whos in the corporation again?

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World WrestleCrap Federation Thread 14 May 20, 2009 14:05:27 GMT -5

Post by Tyfo on May 20, 2009 14:05:27 GMT -5

Enigma, I wouldn't be worried about what M.O.P. is doing. What you need to concern yourself with is the force that is in front of you next Monday. When I lead my team of Corporate soldiers into battle at Survivor Team Challenge Series, the only mission is complete destruction of The Story. Cthulhu, Square, Starshine, and myself will not stop until each and every one of you are gone.

As for The Sam, he's not someone you want to mess with. There can be severe repercussions.

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Cyno Onyxation Specialist This Space For Rent Mahamatra of Dad Jokes Posts: 70,754	World WrestleCrap Federation Thread 14 May 20, 2009 14:17:22 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cyno on May 20, 2009 14:17:22 GMT -5 May 20, 2009 13:56:28 GMT -5 @tagteamspecialist said: Wait now I'm lost Whos in the corporation again? Cthulhu, Square, Starshine, Littlenaitch, Tyfo, you, and me. With Sam as our manager.

Seth Drakin of Monster Crap Crow T. Robot Me when David Tepper sells a cow for "magic beans".....AGAIN!!!! Posts: 43,294	World WrestleCrap Federation Thread 14 May 20, 2009 14:21:55 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 20, 2009 14:21:55 GMT -5 I wish to volunteer to write the main event.
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World WrestleCrap Federation Thread 14 May 20, 2009 14:28:41 GMT -5

Post by Deleted on May 20, 2009 14:28:41 GMT -5

No Easy Way Out Dog Collar Main Event Match for the WWCF World Championship:
Seth Drakin
V.
LittleNaitch (c) W/ The Sam
Being written by Seth Drakin

Survivor Series Main Event Match:
The Story: King Motor-Colt(captain), Above Average, Evil Masked wordlifeecw, and Aaron Enigma
V.
WWCF Corporate: Cthulhu(captain), Tyfo, Starshine, and Square w/The Sam
Being written by Evil M(willing to collaborate with others in the match)

Survivor Series Match:
Team Jazzman: grbjazzman(captain), Relegate Hunter, Koda, and Legion
V.
Team KGX: KGX(captain), “Sweet ‘N Sour” Mike Corral, M.O.P., and Viva Los Bio Dome
Being written by grbjazzman(willing to collaborate with others in the match)

HARDCORE Survivor Series Match(weapons are allowed but people still have to tag in):
Heavy Metal Headbangers: Headbanger Man(captain), “Evil La Parka”, Brahma Bull, and TTS
V.
The Extreme Stuntmen: Jonathan Michaels(captain), General of the Monkey Army, stevierichardsfan babyface W/Eli, and Supersmark

Opening Singles Match
The Boiler Room Brawler
VS
One Doley Nation

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Jazzman King Koopa Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician Posts: 11,231	World WrestleCrap Federation Thread 14 May 20, 2009 14:39:32 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jazzman on May 20, 2009 14:39:32 GMT -5 I'll take mine and am willing to collaborate with any of the people in that match on it.
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