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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Aug 17, 2007 23:48:23 GMT -5
Greetings fellow Crappers and welcome to the 1st episode of The Pirates Cove.
A Weekly (as long as you still care) Interview segement with your fellow Crappers.
Here's the set up I will compile a list of 10 stupid and 5 serious questions to ask and will print the results here. The questions change from person to person but you get the idea.
This weeks Interview : Madison Carter!
I met up with Madison at his Local coffee shop where he was putting up Censorship protest posters and hitting on everything that moves.
Greetings Madison and welcome to the Pirates Cove. Let's get to the questions.
1. As an employee of Marvel comics who do you think would win in a fight : Aquaman or Robin?
Lot of factors going on here. If it's in the sea, Aquaman. Unless Robin has a can of Bat-Shark Repellent. Then Aquaman's screwed. Plus, dolphins have thrown themselves in front of torpedoes to save Robin. Even with his mental command over them, they'd just tell Aquaman to f*** off if he told them to do that. If it's on dry land, it depends on which Robin. If it was Tim Drake, Aquaman would take him. If it was Dick Grayson, it'd end in a no-contest with them just giggling "You're Aquaman" and "You're name is Dick."
2. Which is worse: A carfull of dead cats or a bunch of bugs crawling all over you?
Do I have to be in the car with the cats? If not, the car with the cats.
* At this point Madison gives his Phone Number to 3 random women who presume he is more famous than we think he is
3. Who is your wrestlecrap Nemesis?
That one guy...you know...yeah, him.
4. When your feeling blue what do you do?
Sleep.
5. Would you consider yourself all powerful?
Nah, I'm like the Diet Coke of powerful. Just one calorie. Oh god, I just used an Austin Powers line.
6. If yes will you use that power for evil?
I use everything for evil.
* Madison procedes to toss a chair at a little old lady in a wheelchair for emphasis.
7. Are you too sexy for your shirt?
What shirt?
8. What about Bob?
I know not of this...Bob.
9. What's your wrestlecrap fantasy?
For all wrestlecrappers to live and communicate in peace and harmony, and for them all to find total fulfillment; well, either that or for all the ladies to PM me boob pics, I haven't decided.
10. How do you do the voodoo that you do so well?
Massive amounts of caffeine, tylenol and numerous head traumas.
* Now on to the Serious questions.
1. Where would you like to be in 10 years?
Still alive.
2. Favorite wrestler and why?
Roddy Piper. He was the smartass who didn't care what others thought and was still funny.
3. Favorite Comic then(younger) and now?
Hard to say, it changes, and changed, all the time. Back then, could have been West Coast Avengers, could have been one of the Spider-Man books. These days, I'll read whatever Dan Slott or Fabian Nicieza write.
4. Whats your favorite non Kash related story?
I.....really REALLY can't post that here.
5. How would you like to be remembered?
Never thought about it, really. Haven't done that much to be remembered for honestly.
* Madison Then lights the tablecloth on fire and dances out of the Cafe.
Hope you Enjoyed it and I hope to see you next time when my guest will be Presidential hopeful Latino Meat.
Goodbye from the Pirates Cove where we always get the Booty.
A Weekly (as long as you still care) Interview segement with your fellow Crappers.
Here's the set up I will compile a list of 10 stupid and 5 serious questions to ask and will print the results here. The questions change from person to person but you get the idea.
This weeks Interview : Madison Carter!
I met up with Madison at his Local coffee shop where he was putting up Censorship protest posters and hitting on everything that moves.
Greetings Madison and welcome to the Pirates Cove. Let's get to the questions.
1. As an employee of Marvel comics who do you think would win in a fight : Aquaman or Robin?
Lot of factors going on here. If it's in the sea, Aquaman. Unless Robin has a can of Bat-Shark Repellent. Then Aquaman's screwed. Plus, dolphins have thrown themselves in front of torpedoes to save Robin. Even with his mental command over them, they'd just tell Aquaman to f*** off if he told them to do that. If it's on dry land, it depends on which Robin. If it was Tim Drake, Aquaman would take him. If it was Dick Grayson, it'd end in a no-contest with them just giggling "You're Aquaman" and "You're name is Dick."
2. Which is worse: A carfull of dead cats or a bunch of bugs crawling all over you?
Do I have to be in the car with the cats? If not, the car with the cats.
* At this point Madison gives his Phone Number to 3 random women who presume he is more famous than we think he is
3. Who is your wrestlecrap Nemesis?
That one guy...you know...yeah, him.
4. When your feeling blue what do you do?
Sleep.
5. Would you consider yourself all powerful?
Nah, I'm like the Diet Coke of powerful. Just one calorie. Oh god, I just used an Austin Powers line.
6. If yes will you use that power for evil?
I use everything for evil.
* Madison procedes to toss a chair at a little old lady in a wheelchair for emphasis.
7. Are you too sexy for your shirt?
What shirt?
8. What about Bob?
I know not of this...Bob.
9. What's your wrestlecrap fantasy?
For all wrestlecrappers to live and communicate in peace and harmony, and for them all to find total fulfillment; well, either that or for all the ladies to PM me boob pics, I haven't decided.
10. How do you do the voodoo that you do so well?
Massive amounts of caffeine, tylenol and numerous head traumas.
* Now on to the Serious questions.
1. Where would you like to be in 10 years?
Still alive.
2. Favorite wrestler and why?
Roddy Piper. He was the smartass who didn't care what others thought and was still funny.
3. Favorite Comic then(younger) and now?
Hard to say, it changes, and changed, all the time. Back then, could have been West Coast Avengers, could have been one of the Spider-Man books. These days, I'll read whatever Dan Slott or Fabian Nicieza write.
4. Whats your favorite non Kash related story?
I.....really REALLY can't post that here.
5. How would you like to be remembered?
Never thought about it, really. Haven't done that much to be remembered for honestly.
* Madison Then lights the tablecloth on fire and dances out of the Cafe.
Hope you Enjoyed it and I hope to see you next time when my guest will be Presidential hopeful Latino Meat.
Goodbye from the Pirates Cove where we always get the Booty.
