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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Sept 23, 2007 23:43:29 GMT -5
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Greetings fellow crappers, welcome to another addition of the Pirates Cove. Since my reagular guest failed to appear,this week our guest is Agador Spartacus
Who moves up a week.
We find Ms.Spartacus at her local Internet Cafe surrounded by admirers and a legion of paparazzi.
Around Ms. Spartacus are 3 webcams, 4 digital cameras and 2 mirrors.
Let us begin.
1. How do you feel about the Career of Dom Deluise?
Leave my professional life out of this.
2. How does it feel to be hawt?
It's hard for me to answer this question, really. You see; you all have only seen me made up and posed in pictures. Observe me in my natural state of sweat pants and messy ponytails, eating Fruity Pebbles and watching Legends of the Hidden Temple and I doubt this question would be presented.
* At this point Ms. Spartacus Looks into a mirror and practices a pouty face.
3. Why do you hate me?
Because you suck up to Madison even more than I do. We all know how you got that hot pink name, you smurfing hussy.
* Takes 3 pictures for the Post A Pic thread.
4. Favorite ice cream topping?
Probably whipped cream if I had to decide. I'm kind of partial to just eating ice cream straight up, right out of the container.
5. Do you ever get the urge to put on a Lucha mask and run the streets screaming?
I have a Rey Mysterio mask I bought on a trip to Mexico, and I put it on all the time. Once my mom came over my apartment and started complaining how I live like a pig, pointing out how everything was dusty. I went in my room put on the mask, and smurfing scared the crap out of her. So, to answer your question, no. Mine does get a lot of use though.
* Turns to Mirror and pratices a sultry face.
6. Ever use the Pause and Zoom features on your DVD player?
I use pause all the time. Usually to refill on Fruity Pebbles and Sunkist. I have to be honest and say I didn't even know there was a zoom feature.
* Takes 2 new pictures for the Post A Pic thread.
7. Cell phones: Delightful or Devil's work?
Devil's work. Mine is permanently attached to my hand. I have one of those trendy smurftard Sidekicks and I can easily say my over usage of it has pissed off people to the point of no return. I can't blame the phone entirely though. I'm just an anti-social wrestling nerd like the rest of youz, and texting is a lot more comfortable than having a conversation to someones face.
8. Ever use a wrestlecrap in-joke in life and laugh when people don't get it?
Not really. I use a lot of wrestling terminology and laugh when people don't get it. Once I was in the mall with my mom and nephew waiting in line to get his picture with the Easter bunny. We came really late, right at the end of the guys shift, and we witnessed how the bunny hopped all the way back to his dressing room (Which was a bit of a distance), stopping every few hops to wiggle his tail. I should mention that there was only about 4 people who were close enough to see him. I looked over at my mom and said, "My God, did you see how he kept kayfabe!?"
9. Are you currently stalking anyone?
Yes, and I'm sure Chuck Taylor and Maria Kanellis are totally fine with it.
* Turns to mirror and practices alluring looks.
10. Would you like to have lunch sometime?
With who?
You?
Pssssssh.
(Would you pay?)
* Yes I would pay and would even take you to one of those fancy places that don't have prices on the menu.
Serious questions
1. Where do you want to be in 10 years?
I'd like to think that by the time I was 28 I'd be married and by the time I'm 30 I'd have little Spartaci running around, but that's not something anyone can foresee. My main goal in life is to be able to write, and actually get paid for it. Once I'm prepared for the disappointment I'll send in the transcripts I've made for a series of Children's books I've written. I've also written plays and one novel length book. If anything I just want this money and time I dedicate to school (which is what is keeping me away at the moment from this lovely place) to feel worth it.
2. Is it tough being Female on a male dominated Webboard?
It's not really. There was this one time right after I started here where apparently I was a big sore on the asses of a few of the people that frequent Wrestle Crap. I think the worst part is being accused of flaunting my sexuality and apparently seeking attention. I'm Trying not to sound arrogant... but I don't really need WC to make me feel good (although I have gotten some really nice comments, and met more than a few amazing people) and if I wanted attention... I could get it. Being comfortable enough to be open, honest, and show myself is something I take pride in, and some people can't handle it.
3. The moment you knew you love Wrestling was?
Friday night. CM Punk slapping Teddy Long's ass sealed the deal.
Seriously? I think I realized I was in it for the long haul when I snuck out of my 11th birthday party to watch No Mercy because I couldn't bare to wait until the next day to see who won the T.I.T. Also, in fifth grade our class needed to write a book report on a biography and present it in front of the class dressed as the person the book was written by or about. While every girl was an actress, ballerina, ice skater, or singer... I was Mick Foley. Mom really loved that one.
4. What is the best thing you have ever done?
Being a huge believer in karma, I can honestly say I do a lot of good things that I am very proud of, but this question is hard because none really stick out. I'd have to say that moving to New York to take care of my grandfather when my grandmother died was probably the one that was the hardest. She died about a month before I was going to start college at my "dream" school and I had to move to a different state and have my entire life turned upside down. It was hard, but I knew it was something I had to do.
5. How would you like to be remembered?
If I died tomorrow I'd want to be remembered as a person who made you laugh. To me there is no greater compliment than someone saying that you're sharp minded, witty, and funny.
At this point Ms. Spartacus declares the interview over and snaps her fingers.
5 Geeks with cameras strapped to thier necks proceed to lift and carry her from the cafe to a waiting press conference.
Well that's it this week from the Cove join us next week when hopefully we will finally catch up with our missing interview.
As always here at the Pirates Cove we always get the Booty.
Greetings fellow crappers, welcome to another addition of the Pirates Cove. Since my reagular guest failed to appear,this week our guest is Agador Spartacus
Who moves up a week.
We find Ms.Spartacus at her local Internet Cafe surrounded by admirers and a legion of paparazzi.
Around Ms. Spartacus are 3 webcams, 4 digital cameras and 2 mirrors.
Let us begin.
1. How do you feel about the Career of Dom Deluise?
Leave my professional life out of this.
2. How does it feel to be hawt?
It's hard for me to answer this question, really. You see; you all have only seen me made up and posed in pictures. Observe me in my natural state of sweat pants and messy ponytails, eating Fruity Pebbles and watching Legends of the Hidden Temple and I doubt this question would be presented.
* At this point Ms. Spartacus Looks into a mirror and practices a pouty face.
3. Why do you hate me?
Because you suck up to Madison even more than I do. We all know how you got that hot pink name, you smurfing hussy.
* Takes 3 pictures for the Post A Pic thread.
4. Favorite ice cream topping?
Probably whipped cream if I had to decide. I'm kind of partial to just eating ice cream straight up, right out of the container.
5. Do you ever get the urge to put on a Lucha mask and run the streets screaming?
I have a Rey Mysterio mask I bought on a trip to Mexico, and I put it on all the time. Once my mom came over my apartment and started complaining how I live like a pig, pointing out how everything was dusty. I went in my room put on the mask, and smurfing scared the crap out of her. So, to answer your question, no. Mine does get a lot of use though.
* Turns to Mirror and pratices a sultry face.
6. Ever use the Pause and Zoom features on your DVD player?
I use pause all the time. Usually to refill on Fruity Pebbles and Sunkist. I have to be honest and say I didn't even know there was a zoom feature.
* Takes 2 new pictures for the Post A Pic thread.
7. Cell phones: Delightful or Devil's work?
Devil's work. Mine is permanently attached to my hand. I have one of those trendy smurftard Sidekicks and I can easily say my over usage of it has pissed off people to the point of no return. I can't blame the phone entirely though. I'm just an anti-social wrestling nerd like the rest of youz, and texting is a lot more comfortable than having a conversation to someones face.
8. Ever use a wrestlecrap in-joke in life and laugh when people don't get it?
Not really. I use a lot of wrestling terminology and laugh when people don't get it. Once I was in the mall with my mom and nephew waiting in line to get his picture with the Easter bunny. We came really late, right at the end of the guys shift, and we witnessed how the bunny hopped all the way back to his dressing room (Which was a bit of a distance), stopping every few hops to wiggle his tail. I should mention that there was only about 4 people who were close enough to see him. I looked over at my mom and said, "My God, did you see how he kept kayfabe!?"
9. Are you currently stalking anyone?
Yes, and I'm sure Chuck Taylor and Maria Kanellis are totally fine with it.
* Turns to mirror and practices alluring looks.
10. Would you like to have lunch sometime?
With who?
You?
Pssssssh.
(Would you pay?)
* Yes I would pay and would even take you to one of those fancy places that don't have prices on the menu.
Serious questions
1. Where do you want to be in 10 years?
I'd like to think that by the time I was 28 I'd be married and by the time I'm 30 I'd have little Spartaci running around, but that's not something anyone can foresee. My main goal in life is to be able to write, and actually get paid for it. Once I'm prepared for the disappointment I'll send in the transcripts I've made for a series of Children's books I've written. I've also written plays and one novel length book. If anything I just want this money and time I dedicate to school (which is what is keeping me away at the moment from this lovely place) to feel worth it.
2. Is it tough being Female on a male dominated Webboard?
It's not really. There was this one time right after I started here where apparently I was a big sore on the asses of a few of the people that frequent Wrestle Crap. I think the worst part is being accused of flaunting my sexuality and apparently seeking attention. I'm Trying not to sound arrogant... but I don't really need WC to make me feel good (although I have gotten some really nice comments, and met more than a few amazing people) and if I wanted attention... I could get it. Being comfortable enough to be open, honest, and show myself is something I take pride in, and some people can't handle it.
3. The moment you knew you love Wrestling was?
Friday night. CM Punk slapping Teddy Long's ass sealed the deal.
Seriously? I think I realized I was in it for the long haul when I snuck out of my 11th birthday party to watch No Mercy because I couldn't bare to wait until the next day to see who won the T.I.T. Also, in fifth grade our class needed to write a book report on a biography and present it in front of the class dressed as the person the book was written by or about. While every girl was an actress, ballerina, ice skater, or singer... I was Mick Foley. Mom really loved that one.
4. What is the best thing you have ever done?
Being a huge believer in karma, I can honestly say I do a lot of good things that I am very proud of, but this question is hard because none really stick out. I'd have to say that moving to New York to take care of my grandfather when my grandmother died was probably the one that was the hardest. She died about a month before I was going to start college at my "dream" school and I had to move to a different state and have my entire life turned upside down. It was hard, but I knew it was something I had to do.
5. How would you like to be remembered?
If I died tomorrow I'd want to be remembered as a person who made you laugh. To me there is no greater compliment than someone saying that you're sharp minded, witty, and funny.
At this point Ms. Spartacus declares the interview over and snaps her fingers.
5 Geeks with cameras strapped to thier necks proceed to lift and carry her from the cafe to a waiting press conference.
Well that's it this week from the Cove join us next week when hopefully we will finally catch up with our missing interview.
As always here at the Pirates Cove we always get the Booty.
