Hunt. Hunt.
Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Nov 5, 2007 2:40:48 GMT -5
We find $lim laying on the beach in Hawaii where he has been flown in to give a motivational speach to the workers of a macacdamia nut factory.
$lim is tanned and ready (Although the Speedo may be a bit much) so let us get on with it.
Silly Questions
1. How did you get that name?
It's not nearly the interesting story that some posters could come up with when choosing their names. It's pretty much just that Pulp Fiction is my favorite movie, and in that movie there's a restaurant called Jackrabbit Slim's ( It's the one where Travolta and Uma win the twist contest). I just really thought the name rolled off the tongue well so there ya go. Plus it has the ancillary benefit of paying homage to other smartass cartoon rabbits like Bugs Bunny, Brer Rabbit etc, and the sound of it is such that if I decide to goof around and for a day go as Zackrabbit Slim or Jackrabbit Chim Chim or whatver I can do so. Which is about the longest winded way of saying ' ah like me some Pulp Fiction'.
2. Is Slim/A. Unclad the new Macmahon/Helmsley?
Inasmuch as I'm a charter member of the Trips Express, sure I like the sound of that--however unless she's keeping it a secret from me, her dad doesn't own ProBoards or something like that, so we can at least escape the nepotism claims. Though as far as me being a guy that keeps young and hungry posters down while clutching my position in the spotlight, that's all true. Besides DiG would be quick to point out that as far as regimes go,his and RNW's was first.
* At this point $lim Posts a few witty comments and does some actual Mod work.
3. How does it feel to be a Super genius?
It seems strange to dumb down enuff to say ' It feels good.' But the problem lies in the fact that I'd never be able to condense my vocabulary to properly define it to those non supergeniuses among you to really grasp it anyway. Essentially, I'd only be able to relate it to other supergeniuses. So if I'm ever sitting around shooting the breeze with Wile E. Coyote and Bob Backlund, they'll get it and be able to relate. For the rest of the plebians- " It feels good" will have to suffice.
4. Spike or DiG?
nBo or Trips Express is kinda what you're asking me there, I can't decide since they're both kinda the Jordanaires to my Elvis. I'll need someone to keep me in peanut butter n bannana sammiches if the time comes, so I can't throw either of them under the bus.
* $lim now posts some Appreciation threads about stuff no one else has heard of.
5. Is there a buffet around here?
If by buffet you mean 'open bar' then yes.
6. Where is it?
I can't reveal that, but I can say that where it's at, I got two turntables and a microphone. Occasionally a good drum break.
7. Wanna Split this eggroll?
Sure.
8. Madison or Kash?
I'm torn, on the one hand you got Madison who gave me the gig, on the other hand you got Kash who I can't in good conscience say anything nice about since it's our duty to take cheap potshots at one another at every opportunity. Wait, guess I'm not torn. Kash is a poopyface, so Madison must win by default.
*$lim proceeds to post 25 pictures of Grover to prove to the world he is still the biggest Grover mark.
9. Do you ever want to use your Mod powers for evil?
It'd be debatable how much evil you could realistically do. Even if I was lured to the darkside, the 'powers' really could only be used on here. It's not like I could go down to Arby's and go " I am an evil Wcrap mod, give me five sandwiches for 5.95! Mwahahahaha!" I mean I could get that deal, but I'm pretty sure they give that to everyone. Using the powers for evil makes it sound like I'm one of these 'board war' goons that take this whole deal so seriously. If I ever do go evil, I'm growing a fu manchu to twist evilly. Which since I'm a blonde dude, would probably make me look like an unkempt Alan Jackson.
10. You wanna ban me don't you?
Nah, if I did, you'd be gone already.
Serious Questions
1. Where do you want to be in 10 years?
Celebrating the tenth anniversary of you askin me this question? humanoid already made that joke didn't he? Honestly, hopefully just in a position where I can enjoy life with my friends and family, just content with whatever it is I'm doing.
2. What is your best moment?
Hopefully it hasn't not as yet happened yet. I wanna be able to look to the future and think the best is yet to come. I don't wanna look back and think those four TDs I scored in one game for Polk High was the peak, ya know?
3. Best thing about Wrestlecrap?
The ten percent or so of the people that get what it's all about and make me laugh consistently . That and A. Unclad.
4. Favorite Wrestling moment?
It'll always be seeing Hogan slam Andre live via closed circuit when I was eight years old. I'll never mark totally out like that again.
5. How would you like to be remembered?
A dude you could count on, to try his best to be his best, and give his all, and maybe left the world with a lil bit brighter smile than he left it even if he did just bust out one of the most generic cliches imaginable.
As the interview ends $lim is lead to a private room where he gives a 2 hour speech to the macadamia nut workers.
The Speech includes several in jokes and catch phrases as well as countless refferences to Grover and the power of learning.
That is all for this week, join me next week when I will have yet another guest.
Remember that I am still accepting applications for a guest interviewer resumes and boobie pics are accepted in my PM.
Have a great week and remember that all comments, questions and concerns are welcome and encouraged.
$lim is tanned and ready (Although the Speedo may be a bit much) so let us get on with it.
Silly Questions
1. How did you get that name?
It's not nearly the interesting story that some posters could come up with when choosing their names. It's pretty much just that Pulp Fiction is my favorite movie, and in that movie there's a restaurant called Jackrabbit Slim's ( It's the one where Travolta and Uma win the twist contest). I just really thought the name rolled off the tongue well so there ya go. Plus it has the ancillary benefit of paying homage to other smartass cartoon rabbits like Bugs Bunny, Brer Rabbit etc, and the sound of it is such that if I decide to goof around and for a day go as Zackrabbit Slim or Jackrabbit Chim Chim or whatver I can do so. Which is about the longest winded way of saying ' ah like me some Pulp Fiction'.
2. Is Slim/A. Unclad the new Macmahon/Helmsley?
Inasmuch as I'm a charter member of the Trips Express, sure I like the sound of that--however unless she's keeping it a secret from me, her dad doesn't own ProBoards or something like that, so we can at least escape the nepotism claims. Though as far as me being a guy that keeps young and hungry posters down while clutching my position in the spotlight, that's all true. Besides DiG would be quick to point out that as far as regimes go,his and RNW's was first.
* At this point $lim Posts a few witty comments and does some actual Mod work.
3. How does it feel to be a Super genius?
It seems strange to dumb down enuff to say ' It feels good.' But the problem lies in the fact that I'd never be able to condense my vocabulary to properly define it to those non supergeniuses among you to really grasp it anyway. Essentially, I'd only be able to relate it to other supergeniuses. So if I'm ever sitting around shooting the breeze with Wile E. Coyote and Bob Backlund, they'll get it and be able to relate. For the rest of the plebians- " It feels good" will have to suffice.
4. Spike or DiG?
nBo or Trips Express is kinda what you're asking me there, I can't decide since they're both kinda the Jordanaires to my Elvis. I'll need someone to keep me in peanut butter n bannana sammiches if the time comes, so I can't throw either of them under the bus.
* $lim now posts some Appreciation threads about stuff no one else has heard of.
5. Is there a buffet around here?
If by buffet you mean 'open bar' then yes.
6. Where is it?
I can't reveal that, but I can say that where it's at, I got two turntables and a microphone. Occasionally a good drum break.
7. Wanna Split this eggroll?
Sure.
8. Madison or Kash?
I'm torn, on the one hand you got Madison who gave me the gig, on the other hand you got Kash who I can't in good conscience say anything nice about since it's our duty to take cheap potshots at one another at every opportunity. Wait, guess I'm not torn. Kash is a poopyface, so Madison must win by default.
*$lim proceeds to post 25 pictures of Grover to prove to the world he is still the biggest Grover mark.
9. Do you ever want to use your Mod powers for evil?
It'd be debatable how much evil you could realistically do. Even if I was lured to the darkside, the 'powers' really could only be used on here. It's not like I could go down to Arby's and go " I am an evil Wcrap mod, give me five sandwiches for 5.95! Mwahahahaha!" I mean I could get that deal, but I'm pretty sure they give that to everyone. Using the powers for evil makes it sound like I'm one of these 'board war' goons that take this whole deal so seriously. If I ever do go evil, I'm growing a fu manchu to twist evilly. Which since I'm a blonde dude, would probably make me look like an unkempt Alan Jackson.
10. You wanna ban me don't you?
Nah, if I did, you'd be gone already.
Serious Questions
1. Where do you want to be in 10 years?
Celebrating the tenth anniversary of you askin me this question? humanoid already made that joke didn't he? Honestly, hopefully just in a position where I can enjoy life with my friends and family, just content with whatever it is I'm doing.
2. What is your best moment?
Hopefully it hasn't not as yet happened yet. I wanna be able to look to the future and think the best is yet to come. I don't wanna look back and think those four TDs I scored in one game for Polk High was the peak, ya know?
3. Best thing about Wrestlecrap?
The ten percent or so of the people that get what it's all about and make me laugh consistently . That and A. Unclad.
4. Favorite Wrestling moment?
It'll always be seeing Hogan slam Andre live via closed circuit when I was eight years old. I'll never mark totally out like that again.
5. How would you like to be remembered?
A dude you could count on, to try his best to be his best, and give his all, and maybe left the world with a lil bit brighter smile than he left it even if he did just bust out one of the most generic cliches imaginable.
As the interview ends $lim is lead to a private room where he gives a 2 hour speech to the macadamia nut workers.
The Speech includes several in jokes and catch phrases as well as countless refferences to Grover and the power of learning.
That is all for this week, join me next week when I will have yet another guest.
Remember that I am still accepting applications for a guest interviewer resumes and boobie pics are accepted in my PM.
Have a great week and remember that all comments, questions and concerns are welcome and encouraged.
