comahan
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Post by comahan on Jan 29, 2010 22:40:00 GMT -5
Chelsea!
To end the game or not end the game?
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Post by The Tank on Jan 29, 2010 22:40:03 GMT -5
Chelsea, obviously.
Sara Del Rey or Chelsea?
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Above Average
Wade Wilson
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Post by Above Average on Jan 29, 2010 22:41:48 GMT -5
NOT END THE GAME!
AND SARA DEL REY!
And... Portia Perez or Velvet Sky?
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Post by The Tank on Jan 29, 2010 22:42:30 GMT -5
Velvet Sky.
Madison Rayne or Angelina Love?
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Post by Above Average on Jan 29, 2010 22:44:10 GMT -5
Madison. New pic of her with glasses just decides it.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 29, 2010 22:48:45 GMT -5
So no new question. Guess the game's over.
Hey, here's a thought! I posted that huge promo over in ILWF like 4 hours ago, and no one's commented on it! So how's about you go read it?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2010 22:59:33 GMT -5
Jethro Holliday or Cody Deaner?
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 29, 2010 23:00:12 GMT -5
Velvet Sky. Madison Rayne or Angelina Love? You chose wrong my friend. You chose WRONG!!
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comahan
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Post by comahan on Jan 30, 2010 13:12:03 GMT -5
Another promo sent. Whats the record for promos in 1 show? (WCTNA wise, im sure its more in WCWWE?)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 30, 2010 13:38:25 GMT -5
16 promos and counting.
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comahan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by comahan on Jan 30, 2010 13:44:17 GMT -5
dang.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 30, 2010 14:18:37 GMT -5
It's now 17. Will I get anymore?
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comahan
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Post by comahan on Jan 30, 2010 14:21:07 GMT -5
I might do 3 more short ones just for the hell of it, to get to 20.
(Note: I will not actually be doing 3 more)
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Dub H
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Post by Dub H on Jan 30, 2010 14:41:46 GMT -5
i was hoping my opponents wont do a promo,but now it looks like im screwed
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 30, 2010 16:01:18 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to WCTNA iMPACT. West: I'm Don West and he's Mike Tenay. You should know that by now. Tenay: Tonight we crown the number 1 contenders to the WCTNA legends, X Divison and Tag Team titles. West: And we got a whole lot more besides that.
West: For example, here comes the WCTNA World Champion and the Management Director. Tenay: I don't care what Magnus says, Mick Foley is still in charge. West: Well I don't see Mick Foley here, do you?
Brutus Magnus makes his way down to the ring wearing a suit with the World title over his shoulder. He grabs a mic.
Well, last week on iMPACT! I laid down the law. I told you just what matches would take place here tonight to determine the number one contenders for the X Division title, the Legends title, and the World Tag Team title. I also told you that it would be Sarita and... *sigh* MsChif and Tara who would challenge for the Women's championships at Knocked Out next Sunday.
I thought it would be in the best interests of WCTNA Wrestling that I do not defend my championship on a regular weekly TV show. I figure we should make you bootlickers lay down your hard earned money to see me defending my championship at the Against All Odds PPV. But it would appear that our illustrious leader Jeff Jarrett doesn't quite see things that way. He's forcing me to defend my title in 2 weeks here on iMPACT!
With that said, I've demonstrated over the course of this past year that I will take on all comers. I will defeat the best wrestlers in this business that are put before me in this ring. I've defeated every man who has attempted to dethrone me. So, obviously, it became tough to decide who should receive this title match in 2 weeks. But ultimately... I've opted to settle an old score.
Last week, I said that Sarita, as well as Daffney and Tara were entitled to a championship rematch by virtue of the fact that they had not received one. This made me realise the decision is obvious.
Ladies and gentlemen, I've been in contact with... with a former World champion... and he will challenge me for my belt. I'll defend my title against the... the man who pinned me at Bound for Glory, Bobby Lashley.
The way I see it? He beat me at Bound for Glory. In my rematch I beat him at Turning Point. He will get his rematch in two weeks... We're tied at 1 win apiece, and Bobby, I will win our little series. I can promise you that. You've been in exile for nearly 3 months now. Well, after I defeat y... after I EMBARASS you on iMPACT! and pin your shoulders to the mat once again, you'll have to go into exile again. You'll be so demoralised and disgraced that maybe, just maybe you'll do the right thing and hand in your notice like you should have done in November when I proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am BETTER than you are!
Jeff Jarrett's music begins to play in the iMPACT! Zone and he comes out to the stage.
Brutus, if I'm being honest I expected you to come out here and choose to defend against someone on the undercard of this company, and I expected to come out here and have to change your decision for you. But, I have to give you credit. You've booked a great match. A championship rematch from two of our 2009 PPV spectaculars.
But you've give me an idea for tonight's iMPACT! main event too.
And what's that?
Well you talked a lot about rematches. How the two title matches next Sunday will be rematches, and how your title match the week after on iMPACT! will be a rematch... it got me thinking. Who else hasn't had a rematch?
And then I remembered. I cast my mind back to Genesis, and I remembered the match for the World title where each other wrestler put up something against you. In the end Kurt Angle lost his gold medals.
Well, I have to admit, I'm not sure how rematches work with Olympic Gold medals... but then I'm not sure how he was able to actually defend it in the first place, so what the hell... tonight it will be Brutus Magnus vs. Kurt Angle... and the Olympic Gold medals will be on the line!
Hey! Hey! You can't do that! I'm the Management Director! I run this show!
And I'm the boss, and you're gonna be in action tonight for the gold... medals. Good luck Brutus.
Jarrett's music plays again as Magnus looks pissed off in the ring.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 30, 2010 16:04:36 GMT -5
Hi Cody Deaner here filling in for SoCal Val with a live interview with Sean Morely
Bu-Bu-Bu You start that over again and say Former WWE Superstar and Champion Sean Morely
Ah can't say that Ah'll get sued
Low Budget Backyarder Then say former Intercontinental and Tag Team Champion
Nope still to close
Star of several movies and close to breaking the Chamberlain record?
That'll work
Then start over and say it
Hi Cody Deaner here with star of several records and close to breaking the Chamberlain movie Sean Morely
Where the hell did they hire you from?
Trailer Park
Makes sense Do it again and it's star of several movies and close to breaking the Chamberlain record
What the hell's your problem?
I'M A BIG STAR UP NORTH AND I WILL NOT BE MADE A FOOL OF BY SOME MULLETED PIECE OF TRAILER TRASH!
Jeez fine
Hi Cody Deaner here with star of several movies and close to breaking the Chamberpot record Sean Morely
NO!
What's your problem now?
IT'S NOT CHAMBERPOT IT'S CHAMBERLAIN! LAIN!,LAIN!,LAIN!
Pot,Lain,Maid what's the difference?
THE DIFFERENCE IS RESPECT WHICH YOU WILL SHOW ME! I'M A BIGGER STAR THAN ANYONE IN THIS GLORIFIED YARDTARD FED!
Jeez man Hi Cody Deaner here with star of several movies and close to breaking the Chamberlain record Sean Morley
Better
Sean what do you have to say about your debut match along with Mr.Anderson ending last night in a loss to Kiyoshi and Saggs?
In no way was that my fault it's all because of that stupid Six Sided Ring Who the hell picks Six Sides? It should be four and those extra two shouldn't be here. They should be in some guys backyard
So your ah saying that if that had been a four sided ring it would've been different?
Me and Mr. Anderson............Anderson would've beaten those two within an inch of there lives
And what do you have to say about how Kiyoshi is now claiming that defeating the two of you has made him and Saggs the number one contenders to the tag titles?
If two guys beat two major stars off a fluke and can then just claim to be contenders it shows alot about this federation doesn't it?
*The Sound of Clapping is heard off screen and Kiyoshi walks in holding an obvious replica of the Legends Title over his shoulder and a Bottle in his hand* USA all the way eh Gaijin?
What do you want?
I was just listening and was thinking to myself Listen to that Gaijin bragging on and on about how powerful he is How strong and American eh?
I'll have you know-
But do you know what isn't american and what is?
It isn't American for a Gaijin to ramble on about being screwed by Inanimate Objects Americans do the screwing Gaijin not the other way around
Well-
But what is American is this delicious Krys-tal champagne Goes down smooth and tastes like victory and glory eh Gaijin?
Keep talking you backyard piece of trash people know my name unlike you Kiyoshi who?
I'm wounded Gaijin Do you know what the only thing more American than this Champagne? A Good old fashioned numbers advantage
*The Nasty Boys walk up behind Morley*
Yeah that'll work an ambush right in front of the interviewer Nobody will see tha- *Morley turns and sees Deaner has turned his back to the proceedings*
Look at that there chamberpot over there That sure is interesting and loud
Shock and Awe Mr. Maple Leaf
*The Nastys blindside Morley to the back of the head and begin stomping away on him while Kiyoshi drops his replica and takes a drink if his champagne*
Move *The Nastys move aside and Kiyoshi blows a Crystal Mist of Champagne into Morley's eyes*
Ahahahaha See you in the ring later Gaijin *Kiyoshi and the Nastys walk off leaving Morley laying as Deaner turns back*
Well there ya have it this is Cod-
THERE HE IS! *SoCal Val walks in flanked by security* THERE'S THE GUY WHO SAID HE WAS THE VALET AND TOOK MY KEYS! WHERE'S MY CAR YOU FREAK!
Well by now parts of it are probably back in Detroit..............Gotta go!
*Deaner runs off with Val and Security giving chase*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 30, 2010 16:07:03 GMT -5
West: Deaner cannot catch a break. Tenay: Well I hate to break it to him but he doesn't work here anymore. West: Unfortunately Sean Morley does. Big star? The guy was a jobber! Tenay: And speaking of deluded, as much as Kiyoshi wants to think other wise, he is not the Legends champion. West: He could be. Tenay: But he's not.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing 260 pounds, Sean Morley!
Penzer: And accompanied by Brian Knobbs and Jerry Sags, the Nasty Boys, from Osaka, Japan, weighing 220 pounds, Kiyoshi!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Dub H on Jan 30, 2010 16:11:53 GMT -5
Morley with a...morley special kick
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 30, 2010 16:20:52 GMT -5
Kiyoshi goes moonsault but Morley moves and Kiyoshi lands on his feet. Kiyoshi grbs morley as he gets up and ste him on the top. Kiyoshi goes for a Americanrana off the top but it's countered. Morley then hits the Money Shot. 1-2-3!
Tenay: Well I have to call that an upset. West: I didn't see that one coming, I have to admit. Tenay: We our so called Legends Champion will not be happy with that
*Daffney, Tara and MsChif are backstage*
Are you sure you want to do this?
For the thousandth time yes. Yes, Tara, I want to do this.
I could always come with you.
Thanks but I'm gonna do this on my own okay?
If you're sure.
*Daffney nods*
You have a match to prepare for anyway. I'll see ya.
*Daffney leaves*
You don't trust me, do you?
It's not that.
Then what is it?
Look, I know you only have a contract until Knocked Out. I just don't want he to be disappointed when you leave.
You're more like her mother than her...
Than her what?
Oh you? Never mind.
What are your talking about?
Nothing. Forget it.
Okay... Anyway, we have to strategize for later. I mean we don't even know who Angelina's partner is.
It won't be anything we can't handle. I mean it's not like those girls are known foremost for their wrestling skill.
How do you know Daffney anyway?
We used to be buddies on the indies. We were close. Real close. But then Stevie got her a job at WCTNA and that all ended.
Well it must be nice teaming with her again.
*sigh* Yeah.
You alright?
Yeah. Come on, let's strategize, as you put it. I mean I'm the newbie here and you've wrestled Angelina before. See you don't know her partner but she knows nothing about me. Glass half full, right?
I guess.
Great.
*MsChif exits and Tara follows, looking slightly confused*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 30, 2010 16:24:57 GMT -5
*Daffney comes to the ring alone*
Tenay: Well here is Daffney and after what we heard last week you gotta assume she is here to call out Taylor Wilde. West: I hope we have security standing by, this could get out of hand.
Taylor, I don't know if you were watching, but last week I accepted your challenge. One more match. One last match. So if you can come out here and we can make it official. Please.
*Taylor Wilde comes out with Alex Shelley. Taylor seems hesitant to enter the ring, but tentatively enters.*
H-Hello Daffney. I'm glad you agreed to the match.
It's okay. I'm only here to talk.
You know I've been thinking a lot. After everything I've done to you I can't make that up. But if you need this match, absolutely need it, it's the least I can do.
I do. I really do need this match. You know, Raven said I'd turn crazy, he said I'd be like you once were. I didn't want to believe him, yet here we are...
I... I'm sorry Daffney. But I just need this match. I need it for... for...
*Alex pats her on the back, assuring her. After a few moments, Taylor regains her composure.*
I just need this match to prove him wrong. To prove I'm not crazy like he thought I'd be.
You know I'm the last person to judge someone's sanity. I can't even tell you why I do the things I do. Dr Stevie tried to help. Raven in his own way tried to help me. But none of them really knew me. The sad thing is I think you know me better than anyone else does.
But don't you see? That's just it. You have Alex and I have...
Me.
Even after our feud ends at Knocked Out, we'll still be a part of each others lives. Hell, I proved that after Bound For Glory. We may move on from this feud, but we'll never forget what we put each other through and how we changed because of it. We're forever changed by this, and there's no doubt in my mind we won't soon forget it.
That's it! Next week on iMPACT, you and me taking on Madison and Velvet. I know the last time we teamed didn't work out too well but this time will be different. What do you say?
I say it'll be great tearing those two apart. And this time, I'll be the partner you need me to be.
*Alex whispers in Taylor's ear. Taylor looks at Alex with a confused expression on her face before turning back to Daffney.*
Friends?
Well I wouldn't say everything is forgiven and forgotten but yeah.
*Daffney extends her hand to shake. Taylor takes it and Daffney pulls her into a hug.*
Friends.
West: Admit it, Don, you never thought you'd see that. Tenay: I have to admit after everything that happend between these two, the is that last thing I thought I'd see. West: Hell just froze over, Mike.
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