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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 6, 2010 17:03:26 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to iMPACT as we come on the air to find with Eric Bischoff in sole charge. West: Well he's already made changes. Tenay: Yeah, we should welcome Taz back to the announce table. Taz: Not for nuthin', Mike, good to be here. Tenay: Well lets start iMPACT with Bischoff in the ring with Brutus Magnus and GBH.
Ladies and gentlemen, the people you see standing before you in this very ring are the top men in this profession. First of all, to state the rather bloody obvious you have yours truly, Brutus Magnus, the World Heavyweight Champion for 11 of the last 12 months. The man who has defeated every single wrestler laid before him during his stay here. The man who is breaking records and setting standards left, right and centre.
To my right you see standing here, Rob Terry and Doug Williams, collectively known as GBH. GBH stands for Great British Hardlads... but as I'm sure you all know it also stands for Grievous Bodily Harm. And these boys know more than a little bit about that as well. These are two of the toughest wrestlers from not only Great Britain, but from the entire World. These two men have a guaranteed Feast or Fired Tag Team title shot at any time of their choosing, and when they do cash in that shot there is no question, they will become the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, whether it be at the expense of Murder City Machine Guns, Amazing Red and Suicide, or indeed the current champions, Team 3D.
And to my left, Eric Bischoff. Easy E. The man who once upon a time came so very very close to ending the reign of terror of the WCWWE over the profe... sorry, sports-entertainment industry. The man who took WCW to the very top. The man who is now just as powerful as Mick Foley here in WCTNA. The man who will lead WCTNA to even bigger and better things than ever before.
It's clear that what you see before you is the greatest professional wrestling booker in the world, the greatest tag team in the world, and of course, the greatest wrestler in... the world.
But it seems to me like there is something missing. One piece of the jigsaw that isn't quite here yet. We can dominate in the singles, the tag team and of course the booking department. But what we lack is someone to bring us domination in another field. We lack a woman who can work alongside us and bring the top prize in women's wrestling to our little group. It's about time this was amended. So without further ado, allow me to introduce to you the newest member of our little clique.
*Lacey von Erich comes out, stops at the top of the ramp and poses with her hands on her hips. She then makes her way down to the ring. When she gets there she grabs hold of the ropes and flips into the ring, posing one last time before turning around to give GBH a big double hug. She then turns towards Magnus.*
This is Lacey Von Erich, the future of women's wrestling. Now, ever since Lacey and I got together, we've been working together in the gym to improve her ring skills. Lacey has suffered from maltreatment in this business for a long long time. She was just a young woman when she entered this business. She was picked up by WCWWE purely on the basis of her considerable physical assets. She didn't mind though. She'd just been given a WCWWE contract right off the bat! She wanted to follow in the footsteps of her father Kerry Von Erich as well as each and every other legendary Von Erich family member who set foot in this ring. This was her big chance. She'd get world class training at the hands of WCWWE!
But it didn't work out like that. WCWWE neglected Lacey and left her to do things by herself with no help. The trainers neglected her because she was just a woman, and in WCWWE, women's wrestling is all about T&A. Then out of nowhere, bam! Released!
*Lacey goes to say something but wasn't quick enough*
Some will say she's been in one of the top companies in the world, how was she not well trained? Well I know the truth, and the truth is she was treated like dirt. So Lacey, with little training continued to try to fulfill her dream. She continued to work hard. She worked with low standard trainees on the independent scene, doing whatever it takes to try to one day make it in this business.
*Lacey waves to the audience*
That's when I spotted her. I took a trip to California to scout for talent that may be of use to WCTNA. When I got there I saw a match involving Lacey, and I saw past her lack of in ring ability. I saw what she was made of. I saw that she was eager to succeed in wrestling. I saw that deep down she had what it took to succeed too. And that's... half... of the reason I've been training her. I'll readily admit it. I also took her on board because, well, quite frankly, she is stunning. Look at this woman! And I know she is beautiful both inside AND out. The Beautiful People, Sarita and SoCal Val have all claimed they were "involved" with me, but I can verify right now that that is bollocks. There's only one beautiful person in this company and she is standing right beside right now.
*Lacey looks around the ring... then point at Doug Williams and gives him a "you?" type gesture.
But when Lacey came in here, she has impressed so far. She has been great, and yet you people still boo her. You boo a woman who has put her heart and soul into this business, because you and all your little geek friends like to deride her on your stupid little internet chatrooms while you big up the likes of Alissa Flash, Tara and Taylor Wilde. But when Lacey is the one holding the Knockout gold, then you and all your little geek friends will no doubt jump on the bandwagon, you glory hunting tossers.
However this has nothing to do with you people. This is about Lacey Von Erich, the future of women's wrestling and the future of WCTNA. Lacey, darling, would you care to say a few words to enlighten these people?
*Hops a few times and claps excitedly, then takes the mic from Magnus*
Ohmygod, I can't believe it. OO.. uh, I mean.. *starts using a very bad accent* I mean, I can'na bloody belie' it. Ya mus' rea'ey belied imma grea' wrest'e-ah. *switches suddenly to a hillbilly accent* At least I reckon.
*Drops accent entirely* That's really hard. It began to hurt my throat. How do you guys keep doing that all the time? You must practice alot! I'll keep working at it so I can go as long as you guys can!
*Brutus smiles at her whilst looking a little uneasy.*
ANYWAY! I'm so happy to have some friends in WCTNA. And they are so sweet... They said they would show me all the in's and out's, and to help me to find my way around the mat. They said that they would show me everything they know, and they assured me that was alot! And they promised that if I followed their every instruction, that eventually I would be on top! How exciting is that!?
It doesn't GET any more exciting than that!
By the way, *Gives a suspicious looking glance to the audience* Did you guys hear that Alissa Flash beat Angelina to win the Women's Championship? *Some murmers from the crowd, then Lacey's eyes shoot wide open* I KNOW! How stupid is that! Alissa thinking she is women's champion material. That needs to change real soon!
Oh, and did I tell you gu... *Magnus takes the mic from Lacey*
Well thank you Lacey! I know you will prove these morons wrong and become the WCTNA Women's Knockout Champ. It's only a matter of time before you're on top of the knockouts division.
Likewise, it's only a matter of time before Rob and Doug cash in their title shot and hold those belts up high above their heads. It's only a matter of time before Eric Bischoff usurps Mick Foley, Jeff Jarrett, Dixie Carter... everyone and takes over this company for GOOD!
And well, I would say it's only a matter of time before I become the best in the world... but, when you look at what is placed on my shoulder right now, I think we can safely say that I have already achieved that goal. This Sunday, Bobby Lashley gets yet another chance to face me for my belt. Bobby, there are only two ways this match could go. 1) You get defeated clean in the middle of the ring by yours truly just like at Turning Point, and 2) You don't even show up like 4 weeks ago. Make your choice wisely Bobby. I'm ready to beat you again and prove once again that Britannia rules the waves.
We are the most important people in professional wrestling today. We are the future of this business. We... are the Headliners.
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Post by Above Average on Mar 6, 2010 17:06:35 GMT -5
Good work AA and SNS.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 6, 2010 17:06:53 GMT -5
Tenay: And we are back on iMPACT as we have just learned that Lacey von Erich is now aligned with Brutus Magnus and GBH. West: She's not even remotely British! Taz: Does it matter when you look like that? Tenay: Well anyway we need to get things underway with our opening match.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Christy Hemme, weighing 350 pounds, "The Monster" Abyss!
Penzer: And accompanied by Jerry Sags and Kiyoshi, from Nastyville, weighing 295 pounds, Brian Knobbs!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Above Average on Mar 6, 2010 17:07:35 GMT -5
Knobs/Knobbs hits the Pit Stop.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 6, 2010 17:07:48 GMT -5
Meh, that AA guy is overrated.
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Post by Above Average on Mar 6, 2010 17:08:41 GMT -5
Meh, that AA guy is overrated. First of all thanks to AA for the compliment! But PN. That's not very nice.
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 6, 2010 17:09:57 GMT -5
Abyss with a chokeslam.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2010 17:17:54 GMT -5
Abyss with a spear
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 6, 2010 17:21:38 GMT -5
Kiyoishi tries to interfere but is knocked off the booted off the apron by Abyss. Knobs charges but Abyss catches him with the Blackhole slam. 1-2-3!
Penzer: Here is your winner, Abyss!
Taz: Abyss getting his win back from last week. Tenay: But you have to wonder if this situation with Kiyoshi and the Nastys is over. West: We shall see, Mike.
* So Cal Val is in the back with The Greater Good *
A lot going on for you guys tonight. Not only is The Blueprint debuting Chattin' with the Champ, and not only are you two *motions to Sting and Daniels* in action, but AJ Styles and the Nation of Violence are lurking, seemingly waiting to pounce. You've seemed to make a lot of enemies.
* She holds the microphone up to Morgan's face *
Not saying a word, doll. Not until Chattin' with the champ. Which by the way, has the biggest guest of all time on tonight.
You?
Me.
Anyway... Sting, it seems like you guys have made a lot of enemies here in WCTNA.
Everyone on top makes enemies Val. Its a side effect of being the best at what you do. I've had people trying to dethrone me because of my name for twenty years, and it doesnt seem like it's going to stop anytime soon.
Someone who seems to have a problem with you, albeit I doubt its to make a name for himself, is Kurt Angle.
You're right, I doubt he said what he said last week because he wants to make a name for himself. Anyone who doesnt think that Kurt Angle is one of the best to ever lace up a pair of boots is out of their mind. The guy is a legitimate legend. But hes a shell of his former self, Val. Right now hes a quitter. He walked away from Brutus Magnus with his tail between his legs after losing and regaining his Gold Medal... just like he walked away from what we in the Main Event Mafia were trying to accomplish. Hes a quitter that wants to tell ME what it is to do things the right way? I have news for you, Kurt. The reason we created the Mafia was because there wasnt anyone in this company ready to hand the reigns over to. No one deserved our respect. And long after the Main Event Mafia dissolved, and everyone had gone on their own path, *I* am still doing what I set out to do on day one way back on July of 2008. While you sit there and whine about disappointing yourself with your countless efforts of selfishly regaining the WCTNA World Title, I have found someone to hand the reigns over to. I have found that banner carrier that wasn't there two years ago. I have completed the task that You, Me, Kevin, Scott, and Booker came together to complete. I have driven respect back into this company in the form of Matt Morgan - the blueprint of what a PERFECT wrestler is, and should be. So before you open your mouth and criticize me again, Kurt, I say look in the mirror. Look in the mirror and realize that what I'm doing by molding Matt Morgan into the perfect wrestler is worth ten reigns as World Champion. Its the future of the industry. So while you continue to worry about other people, while you continue consuming yourself with selfish desires, I'll be right here doing what I've been doing since the Mafia went its separate ways; sacrificing everything for the greater good of this industry while unnecessary criticism is thrown my way by hypocritical self absorbed scum like yourself.
You seem to feel very strongly about this subject... so much so that you havent spoken about your match last week with AJ Styles. Due to your loss, AJ will now go on to Against All Odds where he will face Matt Morgan for the World Championship Feast or Fired briefcase.
Once again Val, youre right. I dropped the ball last week. I did exactly what I just spent five minutes preaching against... I put aside whats best for the future of this company in an effort for selfish desires. I wanted to test myself. I wanted to see if I could still hang with the likes of AJ Styles. Theres a reason that I'm in a pseudo manager spot at the moment Val, im not exactly a spring chicken. But I DID hang with AJ last week. The fact of the matter though, is that I didnt get the job done. I let down myself, I let Matt down, and I let down the future of WCTNA. My only comforting thought is that AJ still has to go through the Crown Jewel of our industry to accomplish what he wants.
And that is?
To him? To once again be a pinfall away from being World Champion. To us? The utter destruction of the foundation for this company's bright future. WCTNA's judgment day. Without Matt Morgan atop this company, believe me when I tell you Val, that WCTNA will not last long.
A little drastic dont you think? Anyway, another pair that you guys have gotten on the wrong side of is The Nation of Violence; Samoa Joe and Petey Williams
The only thing I have to say to Joe tonight is that as long as he contemplates the cashing in of that Feast or Fired case, he is contemplating the undoing of God's plan. And unless you wish to join your partner in becoming another victim of God's Will, I recommend you stay out of my business tonight, and for the rest of the foreseeable future. Should you choose to interfere in his plan, I, as God's right hand, will make an example out of you in the same way that I have made an example out of everyone who has challenged my rightful spot on the throne of the X Division since November, by going for blood.
* Brian Kendrick enters the picture with Tomko *
Gentlemen, if you'll indulge me for a moment. It's seems my intervention was well time since the topic of the X Division championship was one I wished to discuss with you.
* Matt Morgan gets in the face of Tomko as Daniels removes his hood and stares at Kendrick *
Relax. The sly eagle hides it's claws. I didn't come here to fight.
No, you came here for this, *looks at X Division Title* you came here because you seek eternal glory, and I'm the man who you have to go through to grasp it. But I ask that you think twice about going any further than mere discussion about it. We are both God's children, Brian. Soldiers to his will. But I am also so much more in his eyes that you are not. And to interfere in my destiny, to try and slow me down on my path toward immortality is NOT worth risking your mind, body, and soul to capture. Because this championship belt, and the honor that goes along with holding it and being the banner carrier of the X Division truly *is* a blessing. But Brian, it can also be a curse. And I promise you, that if you do so much as make another move toward it, you will suffer first hand the wrath of God, and the vengeance of his chosen son.
You know he who seeks vengeance must dig two graves: one for his enemy and one for himself. I don't seek vengeance, Christopher. Only your championship.
Believe me when I tell you, Brian, that there are far worse things than death in this world. I would not hesitate to dig my own grave if that is the cost of protecting God's plan. But I'm not sure that you're saying what you mean. You seek my championship? Perhaps it is as simple as that. Or perhaps you seek the knowledge of what it is to fall victim to God's will. Regardless, the two go hand in hand. Try me if you wish, Kendrick, just know that when in the ring with God's own right hand, your lifes sins will come back to haunt you in a very, very real way.
Well knowledge is power. And I happen to know something you don't. You see I just happened to get back from having a little chat with Bischoff and he has granted me a title shot at Against All Odds. Ask and you shall receive.
Ask and you shall receive? Perhaps. But the very same could be said about you. Because youre doing nothing if not asking to become another statistic in the eyes of God's Gift to Wrestling, and every every other soldier of the one. Your date for destiny is set, Brian. But I have a feeling that your destiny isnt what you think it is. Im afraid that Bischoff just signed your death warrant.
*To Tomko* I wouldnt try anything tomorrow if I were you, little man.
* Sting puts his hands on the shoulders of Morgan and Daniels *
Lets go.
*Kendrick smirks cockly as he watches them leave*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 6, 2010 17:25:16 GMT -5
Penzer: Ladies and Gentlemen... Angelina Love and Velvet Sky... they are... The Beautiful People!
* Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, apparently the Knockout Tag Team Champions, make their way to the ring. They do their signature entrance to the delight of the fans. Angelina gets right up in the face of Penzer, yelling at him for whatever reason, finally Penzer gives in *
Penzer: Ladies and Gentlemen... the WCTNA Knockouts Tag Team Champions... Angelina Love and Velvet Sky... they are... The Beautiful People!
* Angelina nods that he did a good job as Velvet parades around the ring holding up her title. *
Angelina: As you can see, we're in a bit of a better mood this week!
Velvet: It's almost like being born again, ya know?
Angelina: Oh my god, I totally know what you mean. Its like a big weight has been lifted off of our shoulders.
Velvet: Well, it sort of has.
Angelina: True. We dont have to carry horse-face Madison anymore!
Velvet: Well, technically, shes still a Beautiful Person, we just took her title.
Angelina: But then again, thats why we're out here in front of all of these uggos in the crowd, isnt it?
Velvet: Yep! Oh, and by the way guys... *Looks into the crowd*
Angelina: And girls! Dont forget the girls. They want us too.
Velvet: Oh, definitely! Guys and Girls in the crowd, just remember one thing... you can look, but you can NEVER touch!
Angelina: Now, to business. A moment ago we mentioned that Madison was still a part of The Beautiful People. Well, we're here to fix that! Madison, get your oversized teeth and makeup hidden rater face out here!
* Madison walks out looking down trodden, but not sad like she was last week. More of a determined look than a look of devastation. In fact, she walks all the way down and into the ring, not looking scared at all. *
Angelina: Oh my god, who let her come out to our music? What is this? Whoever put that music on in the back, you're fired, okay?
Velvet: FIRED!
Madison: Angelina... for gods sake, SHUT UP...
* Angelina raises her eyebrows and bulges her eyes, shocked *
Madison: You don't have to kick me out of The Beautiful People, because I quit!
Angelina: What?! No! You can't do that! You're fired!
Velvet: FIRED!
Madison: I'm sooooooooooo over being around you two. Really. Whatever it was that made me want to be around you two in the first place, I'm glad that it shriveled up and died in the last few weeks. Because I'm sick... and tired... of you Angelina. I'm tired of your selfishness. Everything has to be about you all the time!
Angelina: Well, yea! Of course it does honey. Im the Knockouts Cham--
Madison: No you arent! You got your ass kicked by the woman you STOLE the belt from, Alissa Flash. Just like you STOLE that belt that youre wearing around your waist from me. Velvet and I EARNED those belts at Knocked Out, for once, you didnt get your man-face involved and help us out when we didnt need you to. We deserve those titles. And I know Velvet feels the same way, she's just scared to say anything to you.
Velvet: You shut up! I carried you for MONTHS, Madison! Keeping those titles took everything out of me, because you were dead weight! The only reason you were added in the first place was because Angelina and I couldnt *both* go after the Knockouts Title at once, and I technically needed a partner to go after the other belts. But now that I can completely focus on myself, and I have a partner that can carry her own weight, we will be the most dominant Knockouts Tag Champions EVER! So you, and all of these idiotholes in the crowd that are cheering you for god knows whatever reason, can all shut up and realize that this is reality! okay?, not some dream world where you actually MATTER.
Madison: Vel, the first time Angelina gets a chance to go back after the Knockouts title, she's going to abandon you and act like you dont matter, just like she did to me. And im going to point and laugh at you for not jumping off of the sinking ship when you KNEW it was going down.
Angelina: No, honey, you didnt jump off of any ship. We KICKED YOU OFF!
* Angelina and Velvet charge at Madison, taking her down. Velvet lays in vicious punches and kicks while Angelina gets back on the mic *
Angelina: We always have been, and always will be the stars of The Beautiful People! Because we're just THAT much better than you and your HORSE FACE!
* Angelina hits Madison in the head with the mic. *
Velvet: But don't take it personally, Madison. Because we're better than EVERYONE! Consider yourself having the distinction of being a FORMER member of The Beautiful People.
* Velvet pulls a paper bag out, opens it up, and readies it. Angelina holds her up as Velvet applies it over Madison's head. *
Angelina: MUCH better, dont you thi---
* Knockouts Champion Alissa Flash comes running down the ramp and into the ring, sending Angelina and Velvet flying out of it with their Tag Team Titles. Alissa stoops over Madison, who apoligized to Alissa last week for her involvement in stealing the title from her. Alissa helps Madison up to her feet as The Beautiful People look on in horror at the fact that Madison seems to have found an ally. *
Madison: I WILL be taking *MY* tag team title back, and I'll be doing it with the REAL Knockouts Champion, Alissa Flash!
* As Angelina and Velvet throw a fit, Alissa looks a bit thrown off by Madison's comment, as if she had no prior knowledge of this announcement at all. *
Wow, wow, wow, wait... hang on just a second Madison. I never said that I was going to go after the Tag Team Titles. I'm a little busy right now holding onto the World title belt. How can I go aft...
* Tara comes down to the ring *
Alright, hang on a second. Alissa, are you areally gong to forgive her for everything she's done?
Tara, no disrespect, but this has nothing to do with you. This is between Madison and I and the self professed Beautiful People.
Nothing to do wth me? She and Velvet basically stole the tag titles from me and Daffney. She made fun of you for months. And now because she says she's sorry, that's all okay?
Well firstly, no, it doesn't make it all better. But I'm willing to give Madison a second chance to prove herself. Maybe she was being manipulated by Angelina Love, the woman who, in a sense, helped her to achieve greater success than ever before. But maybe she actually did mean the things she said. Only time will tell.
While we're here though Tara, do you think what Daffney did to Taylor Wilde was acceptable behaviour?
That's...I mean Daffney is...
* Tara stammers knowing there is no good answer when right on cue *
Tara, I've been looking all over for you.
Well I've been right here.
Hey, Alissa!
Daffney.
Uh, Daff, we're kinda busy here.
Oh yeah, sorry, What were you talking about?
As I was saying to Alissa, where are you priorities? You seem to be the saviour all of a sudden. You help me out last week, you appear just when Madison needs you tonight. What gives?
Is there a problem with me helping out people when they're in difficulty? All I've tried to do is stick up for people who are being victimised by the numbers game. All I tried to do is help out you and Madison when you were being attacked. I try to stick up for the people I would consider the "good" Knockouts...
*Madison smiles at being referred to as good.*
...and this is the thanks I get Tara? Would you rather you'd just been left to battle Lacey and Angelina all by yourself? I didn't exactly see your buddy Daffney rushing out to assist you last week?
* Daffney pushes past Tara and steps up to Alissa *
What exactly are you saying? Where I was sitting there wasn't a monitor so I dodn't know what was happening. Are you saying I don't care about my Tara, is that it? Because Lacey will pay for what she did last week, believe me she will pay.
* Tara pulls Daffney back *
Hold on, hold on. Alissa, I didn't mean to accuse you of anything. But I'm not prepared to forgive and forget with Madison either.
Tara... Tara... look. I know that I've behaved like a total bitch over the past couple of months. Okay? I know that! I know that I've treated you, Daffney and Alissa like something I walked in. And it would be real easy for me to come out here and say that it was all down to Angelina Love. I mean really, it would.
But the truth is, sure, Angelina influenced me, but I am a grown woman. I am responsible for my own actions and I will take the responsibility for how I've treated you three.
In fact, you could say Angelina has made me change. She's been bullying me ever since she lost the Knockout belt to Alissa at Knocked Out. She's even taken my title away from me! I don't like that she's done this to me. And now that the shoe is on the other foot, I can see how I've behaved was unacceptable and...
And I just want all three of you to know.... actually I want every knockout backstage to know that I am sorry. I don't expect you all to believe me or forgive me - not right away. But I will prove to you that I am not the woman I was a month ago. I promise.
Alright. But you really want to get your title back? You'll have to do it some other time or find a different partner because Alissa and I already have a date at Against All Odds.
A what?
A title match, remember? You said you were alright with it.
Oh that. Yeah, cool.
*Madison looks a little disheartened*
*Sigh* Well if Alissa already has a title match then I guess I'll just have t...
Hang on here... Tara, why are you so worried? Are you afraid that Madison and I might actually be able to win the Tag titles? Is that it? You don't like the idea of us winning the belts that Daffney and you feel you're entitled to?
Hey, those are our titles! They were stolen from us!
Daff, calm down.
I won't! If you want those belts you have to go through us too!
But... but... the title was stolen from me! Velvet and I beat you fair and square at Knocked Out! Why should you two be in contention?
Fair and square? You cheated!
Okay okay... how about this? Madison feels she has a right to a rematch because well, she does. She should still be the champion along with Velvet Sky.... but Madison is looking to prove she's changed, and you two feel you were cheated out of your shot.
So... how about we make it... the Beautiful People vs. Madison Rayne and... and Alissa Flash vs. Daffney and Tara for the WCTNA Women's Tag Team Championship?!
Madison?
I guess so... I mean if that's what it takes to show everyone how sorry I am... then yeah.
Tara? Daffney?
Neato!
As long as I still get my title shot?
I said I'd give you a title shot...and give you a title shot I will. So we're settled then... three way tag team match for the Tag Team Ti...
Angelina: Wait, wait, what? WHAT? Hey! HEY! All of you, shush! We're the champs here, okay? We decide who we face! And it certainly wont be you four! Cause like, you dont deserve it! Yea!
Velvet: Yea! No way no how! We will NOT consent to doing this! Never! We've beat the ugly out of you girls SO MANY TIMES now that we've lost count, what entitles you to a shot at The Beautiful People!? There is NO way we're taking on two other teams in a trip---
You know if you're gonna throw title shots around, don't forget about us. I told you we wouldn't rest until we got those tag titles. Tell them whats gonna happen.
Broken bitches.
So I suggest that you add us to that match. Otherwise I'm not responsible for what Hamada will do.
* Wilde Violence start to head down the ramp *
* Eric Bischoff comes out *
You know ladies, I have to say I'm very interested in this little exchange you've got going on here. To the point where it gave me an idea. I'll tell you what, since Mick Foley left me in charge, forget Alissa Flash v Tara for the title. We'll have that match next week here on iMPACT! Instead, the Beautiful People will defend their titles against Alissa Flash and Madison Rayne!
Daffney and Tara!
And Wilde Violence in a Fatal Fourway match!
Angelina: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Velvet: Defend against THREE teams? Conspiracy!
Angelina: This is the most brutally unfair thing ever! We're the champions! WE dictate who we smear onto the mat!
Velvet: You'll be hearing from our lawyers about this! We WON'T be defending tomorrow night, I promise you that!
* The Beautiful People stomp off, furious at the four corners match being made for tomorrow night *
Yeah, you will. And you better get ready for your match later against Alissa and Tara. In the words of Mick Foley, have a nice day!
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Post by Above Average on Mar 6, 2010 17:29:55 GMT -5
You know, that promo is longer than I remember it being.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 6, 2010 17:30:28 GMT -5
Tenay: This Sunday at Against All Odds, Generation NXT will challenge Team 3D for the tag team titles. Taz: Well Bubba and D-Von didn't get those 24 tag titles for nuthin'. Matt and Nick may be up against it here. West: You doubt a team mentored by Sean Waltm...I can't even finish that sentence.
Penzer: The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Brother Devon, from New York City, weighing 329 pounds, Brother Ray!
Penzer: And accompanied by Matt Jackson and Sean Waltman, weighing 178 pounds, Nick Jackson!
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 6, 2010 17:32:00 GMT -5
Ray with a powerbomb.
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Post by Above Average on Mar 6, 2010 17:32:17 GMT -5
Jackson hits a jumping heel kick.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2010 17:34:46 GMT -5
Ray with a superplex
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 6, 2010 17:42:00 GMT -5
Nick levels Ray with a heel kick. He goes up top for the 450 splash but Ray gets up and knocks him off. Ray then grabs Nick and hits the Brother Bomb! 1-2-3!
Penzer: Here is your winner, Brother Ray!
Taz: Even in singles competition Bubba is force to be reckoned with.
*Eric Bischoff is shown walking backstage when Cody Deaner runs up to him*
You seen Mick around here anywhere?
Okay, first of all, Mick Foley isn't here tonight. Second, who the hell are you?
*Deaner spits on his hand and extends it* Cody Deaner undefeated and future world champeen
*Bischoff just looks at Deaner's hand*
Uh, yeah. Sorry, I don't seem to have you on my list of WCTNA employees.
Yeah that ah do to a technicality
And how is that then?
Feast or Fired now originally the Deaner had Matty Morgan's case but then Matty came up to the Deaner crying 'Oh Deaner ah think that ah got the fared case and Ah'm scared please switch with me Deaner ah'm ever so scared'' and y'know the Deaner can't stand to see a grown man cry so he switched with him
Is that really what happened?
Yessir 'cept it may have been at night
Well you know that since Mick Foley isn't here I have full authority. So I can hire you back just like that.
Suuuuure
But you'll have to tell me. Why would I do that?
Well assuming that even if you could do that The Deaner is undefeated
Who exactly have you beaten in this undefeated streak?
Consahquences Creed,Brain Kendrick,Abitch and some others
Hmm. Well if you'll excuse me.
*Bischoff moves to go past but Deaner stops him*
Now hang on a minute the Deaner thinks he recognizes you
Of course you do. I'm Eric Bischoff. The man who single handedly lead WCW to victory over the WWF for 86 straight weeks.
Uh-huh sure
Look, I'm a busy man so did you want something....Cory was it?
Yeah ah want mah job back here
Alright, here's what I'm gonna do. I'll give you a match on the PPV tomorrow. You win and you get reinstated.
*Deaner leaves. Bischoff looks at the cameraman.*
Seriously, who the hell was that?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 6, 2010 17:46:53 GMT -5
* Matt Morgan makes his way down to the ring, dressed as fine as ever in a very expensive suit. next to him struts Chelsea, beautiful as ever, in a skin tight black dress. The ring has been turned into a luxurious set, and Morgan and Chelsea take their seats in a pair comfy armchairs. There is a bottle of champagne and a plate of hors d'oeuvres set on a glass table next to the chair. After Morgan sits his briefcase on the chairside table, he picks the bottle up and pours two glasses as he gets himself comfortable. He hands one to Chelsea. He doesnt seem too worried about his looming match with AJ Styles. *
Now, before I get things started here tonight. Let me just say that Chelsea and I have a plane ready for Paris for tomorrow night after Against All Odds where we'll be flying out to one of my other homes so that we can celebrate my victory over AJ Styles. It's going to be great to get back there. Quite frankly I need the vacation after carrying this company for so long.
* Morgan stretches, and cracks his back *
I mean lets be honest, I know... and everybody in this arena knows EXACTLY what's gonna happen tomorrow night. AJ Styles even knows. He got himself into this match knowing full well that he's going to walk out of it unsuccessful. The only reason this match is happening at all is because he needed to save face after being embarrassed by his friends. So he challenges me for my World Title shot, for my birthright. AJ, you couldnt stand the fact that everyone who was once on your side was migrating to my side because they saw more in me than they EVER saw in you. They saw that every time im in the ring, I put on a show of perfection. Of un-rivaled expertise. Of ring generalship and savvy. But i dont do it BECAUSE of the fans like you do, AJ. I do it to spite them. And to spite the boys in the back. Because I know it absolutely eats all of the wrestlers up, its eats all of the fans up inside when EVERY SINGLE WEEK I put another classless nobody out of their misery, and you all have to sit there and privately admit to yourselves that maybe I'm telling the truth. That maybe I AM that damn good. Maybe I AM The Measuring stick to which the all-time greats are compared. That maybe I *AM* the Crown Jewel of Wrestling.
* Morgan takes a bite of whatever mysterious hors d'oeuvre is on the table. He offers one to Chelsea, feeding it to her himself.
And it is with the following fantastic introduction that I bring to you my guest this evening. Ladies and Gentlemen, a man who graduated at the top of his class... a man whos DNA was sent into space because of his flawless genetics... a man who, tomorrow night, will make AJ Styles a bonafide superstar just from allowing him to breathe the same air as him... Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of tomorrow nights match, and still holder of the Feast or Fired World Title Shot... The Blueprint, Matt Morgan!
* Morgan opens his arms out wide, closes his eyes, and leans his head back, soaking in the reaction of the crowd. What he doesnt see while doing this, is AJ Styles jump over the safety rail and hop up onto the apron. Chelsea spots him and yells at Matt to turn around. He does, just in time for AJ's flying forearm to meet him right in the face, sending Morgan all the way out of the ring. AJ picks up the Feast or Fired case that Morgan put on the table and holds it up. Sting and Daniels come running from the back. The whole of the Greater Good gather at the base of the ramp, preparing to rush the ring. *
* The music of Samoa Joe and Petey Williams catches The Greater Good off guard. They all turn to look up the ramp, but no one comes out. When they turn back toward the ring, AJ Styles is flying thru the air on top of them all with a Fosbury Flop! *
I hope you weren't too attached to this case. Matt.
* AJ sits the case down next to the three men *
Because tomorrow night I'm taking it from you.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 6, 2010 17:50:18 GMT -5
Tenay: Earlier tonight Eric Bischoff made the match for Against All Odds. The Beautiful People will defend against Daffney and Tara, Wilde Violence and the rather unusual pairing of Madison Rayne and the Knockout champion Alissa Flash. West: That's just ridiculous. Tenay: Well the point is that Tara and Alissa team tonight but they'll be opponents come Sunday. Taz: And they'll be opponents next week too since Bischoff made Alissa v Tara for the title on next weeks show.
Penzer: The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall.
Penzer: Introducing first, they are the WCTNA Knockout Tag Team Champions, Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, The Beautiful People!
Penzer: Their opponents, first, from Los Angeles, California, Tara!
Penzer: And her partner, from San Francisco, California, she is the WCTNA Women's Knockout Champion, Alissa Flash!
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Post by Above Average on Mar 6, 2010 17:52:05 GMT -5
Flash hits a lariat.
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Post by comahan on Mar 6, 2010 17:59:09 GMT -5
Love with a Million Dollar Kneelift!
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