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Post by The Tank on May 17, 2010 19:35:07 GMT -5
Where did all my beer go? They were delicious.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 17, 2010 23:24:22 GMT -5
*Points at Cruiserweight window* The window's played out, man. 'sides, right next to an amusement park, it leaves a lot more interesting options.*points at the Hulk roller coaster* If I can get this big palooka over there...*kicks Joe* ...he's gettin' thrown off the top. I have to face HIM? He can barely walk in a straight line!
Sigh, he better start praying Joe doesn't wake up. Otherwise, no child will ever want to go to Universal Studios ever again.
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Post by The Tank on May 18, 2010 3:23:14 GMT -5
The window's played out, man. 'sides, right next to an amusement park, it leaves a lot more interesting options.*points at the Hulk roller coaster* If I can get this big palooka over there...*kicks Joe* ...he's gettin' thrown off the top. I have to face HIM? He can barely walk in a straight line!
Sigh, he better start praying Joe doesn't wake up. Otherwise, no child will ever want to go to Universal Studios ever again. 'ey, I can walk a straight line just fine!*walks a straight line, then walks back* See?
...dumb kid, acting like I've never taken a sobriety test before...I'm a pro at those stupid things.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2010 13:07:30 GMT -5
HE'S COMING BACK
TWO WEEKS
IMPACT
*A wolf's howl is heard as we fade out*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 21, 2010 12:28:05 GMT -5
Reposting tomorrows card (with a slight change). Also bumping the thread so I can find it.
AJ Styles & Bobby Lashley v Brutus Magnus & Desmond Wolfe KOTM Qualifier: Christopher Daniels v James Storm KOTM Qualifier: Mr Anderson v Robert Roode KOTM Qualifier: Kurt Angle v D'Angelo Dinero X Divsion KOTM Qualifier: Tomko v RVD X Divison KOTM Qualifier: Ric Flair v Kaz Petey Williams v Scott Hall
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 22, 2010 15:58:55 GMT -5
Anyone mind if I push back half an hour? I've been kinda busy today and I'm all over the place here.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 22, 2010 16:30:09 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcomne to iMPACT as tonight we round out the field for King of The Mountain. West: Not only that but Scott Hall retursn to the ring! Taz: And in our main event, World CHampion AJ Styles teams with Legends Champion Bobby Lashley to face Brutus Magnus and Desmond Wolfe. Tenay: And we get things started with a KOTM Qualifying Match.
The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is a qualifying match fo the world championship King of the Mountain match!
Penzer: Introducing first, accompanied by Chelsea, from the City of Angels, weighing 224 pounds, "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!
Penzer: His opponent, from Leiper's Fort, Tennesse, weighiing 230 pounds, "Cowboy" James Storm.
KOTM Qualifier: Christopher Daniels v James Storm 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 22, 2010 16:40:13 GMT -5
Daniels with the Last Rites
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 22, 2010 16:43:44 GMT -5
Daniels hits the Angels Wings. 1-2-3!
Penzer: Here is your winner, Christopher Daniels!
Tenay: And Daniels qualifies for King of the Mountain. Taz: He'll compete alongside AJ Styles and Brutus Magnus for the world title at Slammiversary. West: We'll be back after this.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 22, 2010 16:45:54 GMT -5
Tenay: Well heres Kaz and this is the first time we've seen him since he was umasked as Suicide at Sacrifice. Taz: This should be interesting.
This is the first chance I've to speak since I was unmasked so you are all going to listen!
I gave you people everthing. I gave you people the best of me. And you didn't care. You didn't care when I took Kurt Angle to the limit and came this close to winning the WCTNA world title. You didn't care when I led Team WCTNA into battle in the World X Cup. All you cared about was my crushing failure. I needed some time to think. So after that defeat, I left.
And then I did some work for the WCTNA video game. I was given some insider previews and I noticed something. The main character. Like me the main character is chewed up and spit out. So I got the idea of becoming Suicide. Of taking that character and making it flesh. It felt like a good idea at the time. To become someone else. But I became a joke! The goofy character from the failure of a video game. To the point where I was almost glad when Amazing Red took the mask. When he killed Suicide. Thank you, Red.
So now Kaz is back. And I get the chance to do what And all I have to do is get past an old man who can't let go, who is a mirror of myself.
Naitch, you had your time. You had your place in the sun. That was twenty years ago. Hell you had your freakin' retirememnt match. You just can't let go. You continue to live in the past. Well tonight I stop living in the past. Tonight I look to the future.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 22, 2010 16:49:39 GMT -5
X Divison KOTM Qualifier: Ric Flair v Kaz 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2010 16:58:48 GMT -5
Kaz with an elbow!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 22, 2010 17:03:50 GMT -5
Kaz hits the Wave of the Future. 1-2-3!
Penzer: Here is your winner, Kaz!
Taz: Kaz wins on his big return here. Tenay: And he joins Jay Lethal, Amazing Red and the defending champion Samoa Joe. West: We'll find out later whether Tomko or RVD will round out the field.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 22, 2010 17:05:22 GMT -5
*YOUR Pope, D'Angelo Dinero, is backstage.*
This is it. This, this right here, has to be my lucky day. Finally, after weeks of mediocrity, of subpar talent, of wondering why I'm even wasting my time here in WCTNA, God himself gives me a sign, a reason to stay and fight. Not only does Pope Daddy have a shot of entering the annual King of the Mountain match and becoming WCTNA Champion, but the man he has to face to get into the match is arguably the greatest wrestler in this company..... not named D'Angelo Dinero.
Now Kurt, you and I have no problems with one another. We haven't had arguments backstage, no squabbles over our spots on the card, hell, I don't even argue when you watch The Cleveland Show backstage, mainly because I enjoy it as well. We're friendly towards one another, we show respect to one another, so trust me when I say that this is nothing personal. There's no animosity here, no ill will on my part, just a match to determine which of us is better.
I know you're coming off a high-profile loss, losing your Legends Title to the "one-hit wonder" Bobby Lashley at the PPV. Meanwhile, I had to deal with GBH, High Flight, and Jay Lethal, so it's not like my night at the PPV was a walk in the park too. We were involved in the six-man tag match last week, which my team won, but tonight we see who the better man is between us.
Trust me Kurt, I have nothing but the utmost respect for you and what you've accomplished. But tonight, Pope Daddy is going to prove that he's the new hot commidity in town. Tonight, I punch in my ticket for Slammiversary when I lay down my pimp hand and beat you in the center of the ring. The way I see it, there is no other option for Pope at Slammiversary. There is no "6-Man Tag" in my future. It's King of the Mountain or bust, and trust me, Pope's not leaving tonight without getting into that match.
So Kurt, let Pope Daddy fill you in on tonight. You're gonna give it your all, you're gonna come close to winning, you're gonna get the 2.99 count on Pope. But then, Pope's gonna come at you hard. He's gonna smack the taste out of your mouth with a Pimp Slap, he's gonna whip you from pillar to post, he's gonna make you reconsider stepping foot with him inside the ring ever again. And after you take a ride on the Pope Mobile, a ride that countless others have taken, while you're busy counting the lights in the arena, Pope's already got his ticket for Slammiversary. He has his shot at the WCTNA Title, a spot I should automatically have after pinning the "Not-So-Phenomenal" AJ Styles, TWICE I might add. But if I have to beat you to get my shot Kurt, I will, just like I know you have no problems beating me. The difference is I want it more than you could possibly imagine Kurt, and THAT is why I'm going to be the victor here tonight.
Kurt Angle, Pope Has Spoken. And tonight, you'd better be paying attention.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2010 17:08:58 GMT -5
Is Kaz even taken?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 22, 2010 17:10:37 GMT -5
KOTM Qualifier: Mr Anderson v Robert Roode 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2010 17:10:53 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2010 17:11:34 GMT -5
Anderson with a Mic Check!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 22, 2010 17:13:10 GMT -5
I took him after Sacrifice.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2010 17:13:46 GMT -5
Roode with a superkick!
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