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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 6, 2011 15:29:48 GMT -5
I have to go out in a couple of minutes so I'm pushing the show back an hour.
If you want to use this opportunity to actually f***ing promo then hurry up and do so.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 6, 2011 16:28:00 GMT -5
Right, I'm back. And you know what? I still need a promo. Something about a challenge of some sort. I forgot about that.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 6, 2011 17:00:21 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to Impact as were are days away from the biggest party of the summer, Slammiversary.
West: We got a packed show tonight.
Tenay: So we better get started.
JB: Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to you Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer.
Thank you Jeremy Borash, Ladies and Gentlemen, everything is going to be all right, everything is going to be just fine, because Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer, though I lost against the World’s Heavyweight Champion, tonight I face a man who has been with the company from it’s earliest days, A man who has done everything and anything in this company.
AJ Styles, at Slammiversary you will compete in the King of the Mountain match, good for you, but know this, you won’t be going into that match with any momentum. Because Everything is going to be all right, Everything is going to be just fine.
JB: And his opponent, accompanied by Christy Hemme, from Gainesville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles!
AJ comes out with Christy Hemme
Tommy "Crimson" Mercer? Good evening. As a representive of Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, I herefor request that you cease any and all phsyical activity and return to the nearest training facility or next avalible indie promotion.
AJ looks out across a sea of blank faces.
I told you they wouldn't get the reference.
They get the reference, it just isn't funny.
Look, man, I just have a huge match in a few days, maybe it'd be better for both of us if we just called it a night. Because I think...
AJ bursts into laughter.
Man, can you imagine if I was actually like that? Seriously, wouldn't that be weird?
Yes, very weird.
Okay, Tommy, buddy, here's the deal. This Friday at Slammiversary I finally regain my TNA World Championship. I won King of the Mountain last year and I aim to make it two in a row. Now the smart thing would be to do what I just suggested, walk away and save my energy. But since you've been here for longer than five minutes you know that's not my style. I never walk away from a fight.
And besides, you want to make a name for yourself. You said it before you're here to win. And I doubt you'd take a forfeit victory. I respect that, I really do. I just hope you aren't planning on winning tonight. Because as I already stated, that ain't happening. Are we clear? Good.
AJ drops the mic and enters the ring.
AJ Styles v Tommy "Crimson" Mercer
3 votes
10 minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 6, 2011 17:12:14 GMT -5
Right, I'm giving this another five minutes. Then we'll see. I think we may have to try again later.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Jun 6, 2011 17:14:06 GMT -5
AJ with a Pele!
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Jun 6, 2011 17:16:55 GMT -5
Tommy 'Crimson' Mercer with a Samoan Drop.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 6, 2011 17:21:24 GMT -5
Hoorah, somebody turned up!
Mercer gets AJ in a facelock but Aj fights out of it. Crimson throws him over the top rope but AJ lands on the apron. AJ hits a jumping enziguri from the outside and follows up with the Springboard 450!
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3!
JB: Here is your winner, AJ Styles!
Tenay: AJ manages to overcome the odds and defeat Tommy Crimson Mercer.
West: Well AJ is ready for King of the Mountain.
Tenay: Let's go backstage to the Jacksons.
All right, so this week will start it. When we win this week, and I win at Slammiversary, we’re going to be done with Morgan, and he of us.
So, whom is Morgan teaming with? I doubt he wants to be in a handicap match before Slammiversary.
Who knows? Some guy who has never gotten screen time, some scrub from Florida no one has, or ever will have heard of? It doesn’t matter, because tonight Morgan sees what it is like to mess with the Jacksons.
Yeah, totally, tonight, and on Friday we prove that he isn’t Morgan Jackson.
You mean we prove that Morgan Jackson doesn’t exist..
No, he totally exists, or do you forget that we had to deal with an insane seven-footer for the past few months.
Yeah, that is what I mean bro, dude is just playing that he is the fictional Jackson brother Morgan.
Oh totally.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 6, 2011 17:25:19 GMT -5
Gentlemen, you stand against me. I find that amusing. I don’t need a partner to defeat you, but I’ll take one anyway. Bring out the X Pac impersonator.
* Anarquia enters *
I..[/color]
Shut Up. We’re working now Mex Pac.
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 350 pounds, Matt and Nick, The Jacksons!
JB: And their opponents, the team of Anarquia and Morgan Jackson!
The Jacksons vs. Morgan Jackson and Anarquia
3 votes
10 minutes
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Jun 6, 2011 17:26:27 GMT -5
Mex-Pac with the Mex-Factor!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2011 17:28:11 GMT -5
Morgan with a big boot!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 6, 2011 17:36:58 GMT -5
Nick and Matt Jackson hits some quick kicks to send Anarquia into the corner. Morgan Jackson tags himself in, unseen by the Jacksons. Matt takes Anarquia down and goes up top but is throw off by Norgan Jackson. Matt Jackson tries to intervene but walks right into a Carbon Footprint!
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JB: Here are your winners, Anarquia and Morgan Jackson!
Tenay: Morgan Jackson certainly looking impressive here.
West: Yeah, I don't think much of Nick Jackson's chances at Slammiversary.
My guest at this time is Brutus Magnus. Brutus, can I please get your thoughts on your match tonight with Abyss?
Well Brooke, I don’t really have much to say. Abyss is a monster and like myself, AJ Styles, and Samoa Joe, a multiple time former TNA World Champion. But at the same time, he’s much more than just a monster. For one thing, he’s a very intelligent monster. He doesn’t just hurt people, he thinks up new, innovative ways to do so.
Am I scared of Abyss? You’re damn right I am! I’d be loony not to be! But will I back down? Hell no!
Abyss, you may be big. You may be ferocious. And you may be crafty. But I am Brutus Magnus. I back down from nobody! For thirteen months, I ruled this company with an iron fist! I was the single most dominant force this place had ever seen!
Just like you were when you first arrived here. And while you certainly haven’t lost your edge, you’re also not the man you once were.
Abyss, I have no doubt in my mind that regardless of how painful it will be for me, that I can and will beat you. Just like there is no doubt in my mind that I will regain the TNA World Championship this Friday night.
And Brooke, don’t worry. I told Shark Boy and JKO not to bother showing up until after Slammiversary. I have enough to deal with without having to put up with their shenanigans.
Brutus Magnus…
I think I love you.
Take a number, sweetheart.
Abyss, I hope you bring everything you’ve got tonight. Because I will not back down, I will not be defeated, and I will not be denied!
My name is Brutus Magnus. You’d be well served to remember that my friend.
Magnus walks off.
Mike, Don, back to you!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 6, 2011 17:39:43 GMT -5
We go backstage with Abyss, Miss Valerie and Brooke Adams. Brooke looks distinctly disconcerted around the Monster, but speaks anyway.
“Mike, Don, I'm here with the Monster, Abyss. Abyss, this Friday at Slammiversary you take part in the King of the Mountain match. Tonight, you have a match with one of your opponents in that match, Brutus Magnus. Do you think you can recover following your loss last week?”
Abyss takes the mic, breathing heavily. He looks down at Brooke, who cringes a bit.
“That...was a fluke. Dinero cost me that match. Magnus isn't going to be so lucky. He's a joke, he hasn't done anything to earn his spot in King of the Mountain...I don't want to waste my breath talking about him...Miss Valerie, you know what to say. Would you please?”
She grins up at him, taking the mic.
“Of course. See, here's the difference between Magnus and Abyss. Brutus is a former champion...but he hasn't held that belt for a year. Abyss just held it, and he knows he can take it back at Slammiversary. Joe may be good, but King of the Mountain is a treacherous place. He made it out alive once. That won't happen Friday. Brutus, you're in there as filler. You have no chance of reclaiming the World Title. Your time has passed, faded away. The era of the Monster is now.”
She smiles, looking to Brooke.
“Oh, and here's some advice: try to take more of a lead in your interviews. Ask more questions, be more aggressive...be assertive. Trust me, it'll do wonders for you.”[/b]
Abyss takes the mic again, grinning widely.
“You see, Brooke? You think you have it bad back here, having to deal with Rated SharKO and all the other freaks in the locker room...you don't have the biggest freak of them all. I'm a MONSTER, and I'm ready to prove that with Brutus Magnus. Brooke, you might want to not watch this one. It won't be for the faint of heart. Miss Valerie...let's go dissect that British bastard.”
The two walk off, Brooke watching them go. After a moment, she shakes her head.
“Nope, still better than Jordan and Shark Boy...back to you two.”
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 6, 2011 17:42:20 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from London, England, weighing 240 pounds, Brutus Magnus!
JB: And his opponent, accompanied by Miss Valerie, weighing 350 pounds, "The Monster" Abyss!
Brutus Magnus v Abyss
3 votes
10 minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 6, 2011 17:52:47 GMT -5
Hello?
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Post by lodirulz on Jun 6, 2011 17:55:57 GMT -5
Abyss with a Black Hole Slam!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 6, 2011 17:59:58 GMT -5
Magnus pounds away on Abyss, then goes for a lariat but runbs right into a Black Hole Slam!
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JB: Here is your winner, Abyss!
Tenay: Abyss dominating Magnus with his power here.
West: But like I said last week, that won't do you any good in King of the Mountain. You gotta climb the ladder.
This is Brooke Adams and I’m here right now with Mickie James. Mickie, tonight you will be teaming with The Beautiful People against Katy Nikita Lee, Taylor Wilde, and the TNA Women’s Champion Daffney. And this Friday at Slammiversary, you’ll be competing against Velvet and Angelina, as well as Katy and Daffney, in the first ever Queen of the Mountain match for the TNA Women’s Championship.
It’s definitely gonna be a busy week for me. Angelina and Velvet, I respect everything you two have done in this company, even if I don’t respect how you’ve gone about it. I’m honored to be teaming with two of the cornerstones of this company, but I would suggest you don’t misinterpret that respect as anything more. I want to become the Women’s Champion just as bad as either of you and I’ll do whatever it takes to win that match.
I didn’t join this company to play second fiddle to some crazy chick. Daffney, sweetie, I wrote the book on crazy! And I wrote the book on lesbian antics. Hell, I wrote the book on crazy lesbian antics too! So while I’m certainly wary of what you’re capable of, I’m not scared. In fact, you’re the one that should be afraid. Because in your heart, you know I’m the only woman on this roster that you can’t get to. And that tears you apart. That’s why you go out of your way to pretend I’m not here. But I am here, honey. And I’m about to be right up in your face!
And then of course there’s Katy Nikita Lee. Or Winter. Or Angelina’s long lost British sister, Summer Love. Or whatever she’s calling herself this week.
Katy, you and I have our past. We have a history. We each hold wins over one another, we’ve traded gold in other companies. I have a healthy respect for you. But at the same time, I know that you’re not a threat to me. Not by a long shot.
You may have been one of the top female wrestlers in the world at one time, but my how the mighty have fallen. From a three time Women’s Champion elsewhere to Sarita’s stupid lackey. That’s quite a drop, sister.
You may think you have people fooled with your dual identity act, but nobody’s buying it. Whether it’s Katy or Winter, you’re still the same bitter woman who can’t bear to have something not be about you.
Is that so?
Katy Nikita Lee enters.
Katy, can I get your thoughts on tonigh-
Shut up.
So Mickie, you think you have me all figured out, do you?
Pretty much.
Do you really think it’s that simple?
Mickie simply nods.
Well then, I’ll tell you what. At Slammiversary, you’re going to be in for quite a surprise.
Brooke, you meet me in my locker room before my match, because I am going to have a scoop for you.
Katy leaves.
Bitter, bitter woman.
Mickie exits as we fade out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 6, 2011 18:02:05 GMT -5
TNA Math: Brought you by Team 3D + = But: + + the desire for  =  Any Questions?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2011 18:03:54 GMT -5
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 6, 2011 18:04:32 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from New York City, at a combined weight of 589 pounds, Brother Ray, Brother Devon, Team 3D!
JB: Their partner, from Nashville, Tennesse, weighing 235 pounds, he is the founder of TNA wrestling, "The King of the Mountain" Jeff Jarrett!
JB: And their opponents, first, from Pittsburgh, Pensylvania, weighing 240 pounds, he is Professional Wrestling's Only Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!
JB: And his partners, accompanied by "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, at a combined weight of 470 pounds, James Storm and Robert Roode, they are the TNA World Tag Team Champions, Beer Money Incorporated!
Jeff Jarrett and Team 3D v Kurt Angle and Beer Money
3 votes
10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2011 18:09:02 GMT -5
Team 3D with a 3D!
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