TMK
Bubba Ho-Tep
The night is dark and full of terrors.
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Post by TMK on Aug 1, 2011 14:43:01 GMT -5
Dang, literally just rushed my Jesse Neal promo in too. Ah well, means I wont have to do it later I guess.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 3, 2011 0:14:57 GMT -5
Hey guys.
So, still no laptop, but I found a way to get online. Any chance I could get a list of available wrestlers?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 3, 2011 10:10:24 GMT -5
Hey guys. So, still no laptop, but I found a way to get online. Any chance I could get a list of available wrestlers? Who are you again? Nah, you take you old guys back if you want, I made sure they got tag-ruled just in case. But as for wrestlers who are completely non-taken, ie. not tag-ruled either, the pickings are rather slim. You've got a choice between Kaz and Okada. But if you want to take Taylor and/or Daniels then that's fine with me. I'd love to have you to bounce things off.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 4, 2011 5:03:52 GMT -5
Okay, I haven't read any promos until now so I'm a bit behind but Mountain King, Tank is okay with that thing you want me to do?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2011 6:28:42 GMT -5
OK, once again, the Women's Champion and her cohorts will be silent during iMPACT, but I will have a post-show promo up tonight after work.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 4, 2011 6:57:25 GMT -5
Well that's good because maybe I'll have a chance now with the short promo I knocked together in about ten minutes while I was watching raw.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 4, 2011 16:01:50 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to Impact as we are less than two weeks away from Hard Justice. Tonight world champion Brutus Magnus faces his two Hard Justice challengers as he teams with The Pope to take on Mr Anderson and Samoa Joe. West: And we’ll find out who will be challenging for the X Division and Legends Championships. Tenay: Before we go to our opening match let’s hear from the Jacksons.
All Right bro, tonight, you’ve got James Storm in the first direct combat before our match at Hard Justice. You got this?
Yeah, yeah. Look, I’ve got this, you know as well as I do how well we do outside of title matches when facing champions. We’ve just got to focus on not losing to BEER! MONEY! At Hard Justice, we’ve got to focus on that.
If you really believe that bro.
Wait, that’s it Matt?
Yeah, short, sweet, to the point, we’re good.
But we don’t really say anything about Beer! Money! Shouldn’t we say
Well, yeah, I thought we were saving that for the Pay Per View.
True Enough. Let’s do this.
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Robert Roode and “Nature Boy” Ric Flair, from Leiper’s Fort, Tennessee, weighing 230 pounds, he is one half of the TNA World Tag Team Champions, Cowboy James Storm!
JB: His opponent, accompanied by Matt Jackson, from Hesperia, California, weighing 172 pounds, Nick Jackson!
Nick Jackson v James Storm 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Aug 4, 2011 16:03:19 GMT -5
Nick Jackson with the Young Buck!
...which is some kind of modified Stunner.
Sorry for no promos, PN. I just really wasn't up to it today. Writer's block like a motherf***er.
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Post by wwe1993 on Aug 4, 2011 16:04:12 GMT -5
Nick Jackson with a moonsault
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TMK
Bubba Ho-Tep
The night is dark and full of terrors.
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Post by TMK on Aug 4, 2011 16:06:39 GMT -5
James Storm with the James Storm bomb.
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Post by MikeyMania on Aug 4, 2011 16:08:10 GMT -5
Jackson with an enziguri.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 4, 2011 16:10:51 GMT -5
Sorry for no promos, PN. I just really wasn't up to it today. Writer's block like a motherf***er. And I gave you three extra days too. Unacceptable.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 4, 2011 16:14:24 GMT -5
I'd just like to point out how helpful your sig is when it comes to expressing your attitude toward me for my non-promos.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 4, 2011 16:16:21 GMT -5
Ric Flair jumps on the apron to create a distraction while Roode slides into the ring with Storm’s beer bottle. Matt Jackson jerks Flair off the apron but Andrew Thomas is still distracted allowing Storm to hold Jackson for Roode to hit with the bottle. But Jackson ducks and Roode nails Storm by mistake. Jackson disposes of Roode and climbs to the top rope. 450 splash!
1…
2…
3!
JB: Here is your winner, Nick Jackson!
Tenay: The Jacksons out manover Beer Money to get the win here. West: That’s all well and good but it’ll be a different story with the tag titles on the line at Hard Justice.
*Kurt Angle is shown in his locker room, preparing for his match.*
When you associate the word legend with professional wrestling, you think of someone who has given their life to this business. You think of someone who has provided people with hundreds of memorable moments over the years and you think of someone who goes out there every night, giving it their all and putting on classic after classic. Now I don't see eye to eye with a lot of the people in this crowd and I certainly don't share a lot of their views. However, while it is entirely up to them to define me whatever why they see fit, I would like to think that they don't refer to the likes of Tommy Dreamer or Scott Steiner as legends. I'm no spring chicken either but at least I don't get blown up five minutes into a match or end up getting counted out in a mad rush to the buffet table.
Dreamer, you think you're worthy of sharing the same ring with me just because you had a cult following back in the nineties? As far as I'm concerned, you're just an idiot who didn't realise that no matter how many times he dropped one of Paul Heyman's cheques, they would always bounce back up. I made my name in wrestling by winning a gold medal and going on to have one of the greatest careers imaginable. You made your name in wrestling by putting yourself through flaming tables as horny teenagers searched the internet for pictures of your wife. Dreamer, I don't respect you and if it were up to me, you wouldn't even be in this match. You're just a case of being in the right place at the right time but tonight, your luck runs out.
As for Scotty, at least there was a time when you did this because you loved it. Time passed though and you went from snapping off frankensteiners and revolutionising this sport to a muscle bound freak who's IQ seems to lower every time he gets hit by a move. Scott, the last time we were supposed to be in a triple threat together, you went on a big tirade about how the numbers don't lie. Statistics won't help you tonight though. Tommy "Crimson" Mercer is going around here with a title he doesn't deserve and I will be the man to take it away from him. Oh that's real, that's damn real.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 4, 2011 16:18:57 GMT -5
So...this is what it all comes down too
Tonight I have a triple threat match to basically decide....who is going to go after the Legends Title
Now, I may not be an expert when it comes to winning titles, but I know what it's like to be in the hunt for a Championship as worthy as this....a title that deserves more recognition then our current champion is giving it. I have been a part of this business since 1992....and I believe its about damn time I get whats coming to me
He pulls a picture from the left side of him revealing...
Kurt Angle.
Olympic Gold Medalist.
Acclaimed World Champion in his own Right.
Kurt, tonight you go in that ring with a man who you got the better of just a few weeks back. I know who I am dealing with. I am dealing with a man who wrestled with a broken neck and still was able to beat the odds. I am dealing with a man who within his first year Pro won every singles title he can possibly get his hands on. Know this though....last time I made one simple mistake that cost me. You better know that tonight I don't plan on slipping again.....It's True.....It's Damn True
He then goes to his left side and pulls out a picture of....
Scott Stiener.
Big Poppa Pump.
A Man who needs no introduction.
Scott, you have had the same long road I have had. From The Stiener Brothers to WCW to WWE to here time and time again....You have been all over the map. There is one flaw in your design though, and this is not an attack against you....but you just can't beat me.
You need an example? Ok, umm....How about the fact that it seems the only set of moves you can pull off seem to be a variety of simple suplexes?
How About the fact that most of your title reigns in your entire career seemed to revolve around you.....and your brother?
Scotty....tonight is not going to be your night. You never back down from a fight....but don't let what little is left of your ego come in your way if you decide to come after me....
He puts both pictures in his hands
Tonight....A Legend Is Reborn
Let's Get Extreme
He rips both pictures as the camera fades away
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 4, 2011 16:20:54 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is to determine the #1 contender for the TNA Legends Championship!
JB: Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pensylvania, weighing 240 pounds, he is Professional Wrestling’s Only Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!
JB: From Yonkers, New York, weighing 260 pounds, “The Innovator of Violence” Tommy Dreamer!
JB: And from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 276 pounds, “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner!
Tenay: Here we go. Triple threat match to determine the #1 contender for the Legends Championship. West: I can’t look past Kurt Angle here. He’s not an Olympic gold medal winner for nothing. Tenay: Well each of these three men are legends in their own right but only one can advance to face Tommy “Crimson” Mercer at Hard Justice.
Legends title #1 contenders match Tommy Dreamer v Kurt Angle v Scott Steiner 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by wwe1993 on Aug 4, 2011 16:21:46 GMT -5
tough vote.
I'll go with angle with an ankle lock to steiner.
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TMK
Bubba Ho-Tep
The night is dark and full of terrors.
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Post by TMK on Aug 4, 2011 16:23:00 GMT -5
Dreamer with the Spicolli Driver to Angle.
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Post by MikeyMania on Aug 4, 2011 16:24:21 GMT -5
Dreamer with a piledriver to Steiner.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 4, 2011 16:24:43 GMT -5
Angle with a Death Valley Driver to Scott Steiner. I would've voted for the other guy who promo'd, but it didn't have a name on it, so I don't know who wrote it! Seriously, guys, a "(person here) is (location here)" or something helps.
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