Jonathan Michaels
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The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 4, 2012 21:56:30 GMT -5
*James Storm sits in a corner all shifty eyed, stroking his briefcase like a kitty cat*
*Also he is drinking beer*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 5, 2012 22:33:05 GMT -5
Next show is Tuesday, right?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2012 23:12:40 GMT -5
Next show is Tuesday, right? Unless something comes up, yes. Final card: Main Event: AJ Styles and Samoa Joe vs. Sting and Eric Young Second Chance Fight for the Right Qualifying match: Matt Morgan vs. Devon vs. Austin Aries vs. Brian Kendrick Gail Kim vs. Velvet Sky TNA Television Championship and Fight for the Right Qualifying match: Bobby Roode vs. Christopher Daniels Brutus Magnus vs. Joey Ryan Fight for the Right Qualifying match: The Motor City Machine Guns vs. Alex Silva and Zema Ion Daffney vs. Melanie Crank Also, the winner of Magnus vs. Ryan gets a Television title match at Hard Justice.
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Matt
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Post by Matt on Aug 7, 2012 10:36:52 GMT -5
Is the show on for tonight Mac?
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Aug 7, 2012 10:38:25 GMT -5
As of right now, I believe it is.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2012 15:31:50 GMT -5
Yes, there is a show tonight. Starting in twenty nine minutes, actually.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2012 16:00:05 GMT -5
Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to TNA Impact! We are just five days away from Hard Justice. Sadler: And what a main event we have! Four TNA World Champions, including the current one will meet up in an all-star tag team event! Tenay: Not only that, but we still have four slots in the Fight for the Right battle royal. Tonight, those slots will be filled.
Winter comes out.
We are just a few short weeks away from Hard Justice. And justice it will be. Since I will correct a grevious error and regain my Women's Championship. Winter's reign will once again resume. And if Melanie thinks she can stop that I have a surprise for her. Daffney!
Daffney slinks out with he head low.
Come on, chin up. Tonight you are doing me a great service.
Great.
Things are never that bad are they?
Oh I know what will cheer you up.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine You make me happy, when skies are grey...
STOP IT!
Don't ever sing that song again.
Oh come on. You used to love that song.
When my mom sang it. When you sing it you pevert all it's meaning.
HEHEHEHAHAHA! Do you hear yourself? What happened to you. We used to be so close.
I grew up.
Sadly.
I grew out of childish things.
Then why am I here? Let's face it. You can't let go of the past. No wonder you saw those visions of your mother. A weak mind is always easier to manipulate.
That was you?!
But...that wasn't real.
Of course there is one way to really see your mother again. It'd be so easy...
Ican't!
I WON'T!
Same old Daffney. Tired of life yet afraid to die.
Trust me, I'm going to find a way to beat you. If it's the last thing I do.
Come on. You're nowhere near strong enough to take me on alone. And you've alienated everyone who can help you.
Anybody back there want to come on and help Daffney? Now is your chance!
Nothing happens.
See? Nobody cares. There's only one way out of this and you don't have the nerve. So it looks like you're stuck. Now go on. Don't dissapoint me.
You'll never know dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away.
HEHEHEHAHA!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2012 16:03:58 GMT -5
Borash: The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall, with a ten minute time limit. Already in the ring, Daffney!
Borash: And her opponent, the TNA Women's Champion Melanie Crank!
Tenay: Daffney has been charged with softening Crank up ahead of Hard Justice. Sadler: Whether she wants to or not, it would appear.
Non-title match: Daffney vs. Melanie Crank Three votes, ten minute time limit
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Aug 7, 2012 16:06:10 GMT -5
Daffney with a kick to the dick.
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Matt
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Post by Matt on Aug 7, 2012 16:08:02 GMT -5
Daffney with a bite to the..Head
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2012 16:22:18 GMT -5
Daffney goes for the Lobotomy, but Melanie fights out of it! She goes for the Dead Level, only for Winter to climb up on the ring apron. Melanie goes after her, but she jumps down. Daffney rolls her up...
One!
Two!
Three!
Borash: The winner of this match, Daffney!
Tenay: Daffney capitalizes off Winter's distraction and picks up the win!
Winter quickly enters the ring and hits the Original Sin on Melanie!
Sadler: And Winter punctuates the win with a clear message. She wants her title back.
Traci Brooks? Did you enjoy my performance on the last show against Sarita?
I found it... absolutely delightful. Being able to be as aggressive as I want in the ring. Ah, it was so beautiful.
You may disagree with me, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Some like slim women in skimpy outfits. Others like big boobs and a fake attitude, and they must admire you. Me, I find the tears of my enemies as the most beautiful thing in the world.
After Sarita, I feel more than ready for you, Traci. And there seems to be a ppv coming up called Hard Justice. Traci, are you ready for a little Hard Justice? Because I'm more than willing to dish it out.
At Hard Justice, I'm ending your career Traci. It may not seem too clear to you, but to me its very clear. I need you gone for good before I can propel my career forward. Traci... give your last farewell. Because you'll be passing the torch to the hottest commodity of the Knockouts division. Whether you want to, or not.
Sincerly,
Rosita.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2012 16:26:07 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is a Fight for the Right qualifying match!
Borash: Introducing first, Zema Ion and Alex Silva!
Borash: And their opponents, they are the TNA World Tag Team Champions, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, The Motor City Machine Guns!
Tenay: The Guns looking for a shot at double Championship gold for one of them. Sadler: That they are, but will they be willing to face each other for that shot?
Fight for the Right qualifying match: Zema Ion and Alex Silva vs. The Motor City Machine Guns Three votes, ten minute time limit
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Post by Matt on Aug 7, 2012 16:30:44 GMT -5
Shelly kicks Ion for being named Ion
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Post by TOO SWEET on Aug 7, 2012 16:31:05 GMT -5
MCMG with a double moonsault.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2012 16:37:29 GMT -5
The Guns hit the Made In Detroit on Sliva. Sabin makes the cover as Shelley prevents Ion from interfering...
One!
Two!
Three!
Borash: The winners of this match, The Motor City Machine Guns!
As the Guns celebrate, Team M.C.O.D. ambushes them! Red hits the Code Red on Shelley, while Hardy drops Sabin with the Twist of Fate!
Tenay: The Guns win, but Team M.C.O.D. send a message as we edge closer to Hard Justice! Sadler: Could we be looking at the next World Tag Team Champions?
*Hogan and Magnus are backstage.*
Tonight dude, we are going to continue to take the Wrestling world by storm. Not only is Magnus here going to dominate Joey Ryan but he is going to earn himself a title shot at Hard Justice. We are going to continue to show just what he has to offer and I can guarantee you, dude that you have seen nothing yet. I know we have been doing a lot of talking but you should all know by now that the Hulkster does more than talk. I know a damn good talent when I see it and this guy here is going to have all the tools to hold that Television championship and really get back here on the map.
I want you all to know that what happens to Joey Ryan tonight is going to be nothing personal. It is all about business, I didn't come here to play games. I am a man who won't just say a guy is great when I know it might not be true. This guy has proved it time and time again that he is the future of this company and some gym rat who is used to fighting in front of 25 people is not going to take that away from him.
I don't take anything away from you, Ryan. I can see you got talent but this is the big time and you are facing a guy who is just that much bigger, faster and smarter. Plus he has me around to make sure he keeps his head in the game. Tonight is the night that we rise about everything, he has been taking the vitamins, saying the prayers and all that. This is a man who has evolved beyond anything and that title will be around his waist this Sunday!
*Magnus nods as the camera fades.*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2012 16:40:07 GMT -5
Joey Ryan is backstage.
Brutus Magnus, welcome aboard the Magnum Express! Tonight, you're going to be in the ring with America's Most Sleazy! And as any of my many nighty conquests can tell you, it takes a lot to slow me down once I get goin'!
Bruti, you must think you're sittin' pretty right now, man. You're in this reverse cowgirl thingie at Hard Justice and you've got the Incredible Hulk in your corner. Things are going good for Magnus...
ThenWHAM!!! Knocked off the map by Magnum JR! Mark my words, buddy! I'm in TNA for three things:
Cash. Gold. Intimate encounters with females.
Tonight, I'm taking a step towards the first two. As for the last one...
ODB enters the scene.
Hey, almost looks like a woman. That's good enough for me!
Ryan and ODB begin making out as we fade to ringside.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2012 16:44:24 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a ten minute time limit. The winner will go on to challenge for the TNA Television Championship at Hard Justice.
Borash: Introducing first, accompanied by Hulk Hogan, Brutus Magnus!
Borash: And his opponent, Joey "Magnum" Ryan!
Tenay: Thankfully, he stopped making out with ODB... Sadler: Taste in women aside, Ryan has been turning in one strong performance after another here in TNA, Mike. It's really just a matter of time before he's wearing gold.
Brutus Magnus vs. Joey "Magnum" Ryan Three votes, ten minute time limit
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Post by TOO SWEET on Aug 7, 2012 16:49:03 GMT -5
Both men collide with simultaneous cross bodies.
DRAW! DRAW! DRAW!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2012 17:00:58 GMT -5
Magnus hoists Ryan up for the Tormentum, but he fights out of it! Ryan goes for That Seventies Kick, but Magnus blocks it! He clothesline's Ryan to the outside. The two brawl at ringside as the referee counts them both out!
Borash: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is a double count out!
Tenay: A double count out? Sadler: So who get's the title shot?!
Borash: Ladies and gentlemen! I have just received word from TNA Management Director Kurt Angle that both Brutus Magnus AND Joey Ryan will challenge for the TNA Television Championship at Hard Justice!
Tenay: That answers that question. Sadler: Wow! And now it's time to find out who will be the Television Champion this Sunday...
As Ryan, Magnus and Hogan all exit...
AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian make thier way to the ring.
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we begin the revelotion. The time for talking is over.It's time we reclaim what is ours. It's time we take TNA back.
You see Young and his pals run around. And they want to destroy TNA. But you misunderstand us. We don't want to destory TNA.
Why would we want to? This is our home. this is where we belong.
Fact is TNA is the house that I built. I made TNA what it is and I'll be damned if it gets torn down around my ears. I led the war against the Main Event Mafia and The Chosen and I'm going to do it again.
It will start at Hard Justice, when AJ reclaims the TNA world championship. But while that will be a significant victory, that alone won't be enough.
That is why we're extending an invitation to the entire TNA roster to join us. It may seem cliche but you truly are with us or against us. Join the revelution or get out of the way!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2012 17:04:39 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the TNA Television Championship! Already in the ring, Christopher Daniels!
Borash: And his opponent, the TNA Television Champion Bobby Roode!
Bobby Roode enters the ring, looking very agitated. He grabs a microphone...
Sting, I don't know what the hell your problem is, man! What did Taeler ever to do to you?! Last week, I was wrestling my match, then along you come, from out of nowhere and you took her! Why? If you had a problem, you should have come to me! But instead you resorted to kidnapping.
Stinger, you are my brother and the good word preaches forgiveness. So at Hard Justice, I want an explanation and an apology. And I want Taeler back too, unharmed.
Now, onto tonight. Christopher Daniels. Tonight, you become notch number two on Bobby Roode's Television Championship belt. I'm going ALL THE WAY, BABY!!! Ten wins in a row, then I'll become the TNA World Champion!
Not only that, but by winning tonight, I'll earn my way into the Fight for the Right battle royal. Meaning I will essentially have two chances to become Champion. Is there even the slightest doubt that I'm destined for greatness?
EY, shine that belt up, because I'll be coming for it VERY soon, man.
Roode drops the microphone and waits for the bell...
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