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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2012 18:42:50 GMT -5
OK, Impact at 8:30, be here. I'm trying to finish a promo real quick.
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Post by Waffel113 on Sept 12, 2012 18:43:54 GMT -5
LODI QUICK!
WE NEED TO PROMO!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2012 19:30:01 GMT -5
Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to TNA Impact! We are coming off the heels of No Surrender and on our way to Bound For Glory! Sadler: But before we get there, we have plenty of action and plenty of questions to answer. Tenay: Joey Ryan will be challenging Eric Young for the TNA World Championship, but what about Mr. Anderson? Sadler: At No Surrender, he was attacked from behind, but who was this mysterious attacker? Tenay: There was also Sting's strange behavior, walking out on Hernandez. Will we learn why? Sadler: We have lot happening, but right now, the TNA X Division Champion is backstage...
Brian Kendrick is backstage.
Congratulations Robbie E. Once again, you somehow slithered your way into contention for the X Division Championship.
OK, maybe that’s a bit harsh. After all, even though you weren’t originally supposed to be in the Elimination X Series, you did pull double duty with the Fight for the Right tournament as well. And you did turn in some impressive showings. It could’ve gone either way Sunday night. Zema Ion nearly beat you a few times. But once again, it will be Brian Kendrick vs. Robbie E for the X Division Championship.
Austin Aries, at one point, many considered you to be the next big thing in the X Division. But for one reason or another, it never panned out. Too bad. Because at one time, our match would’ve been the most talked about match in X Division history.
But even still, I have every intention of giving one hundred and fifty percent against you, Austin. Not just for myself or for my fans, but for Robbie E. I want him to see exactly what he’s getting at Bound For Glory. He’s getting a focused and determined Brian Kendrick. He’s getting a Brian Kendrick who’s out to end this once and for all.
He’s getting Brian Kendrick, TNA X Division Champion.
Kendrick walks off as we fade out.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2012 19:34:27 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a ten minute time limit. Borash: Introducing first, from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds, Austin Aries! Borash: And his opponent, from Venice, California, weighing in at one hundred and eighty pounds, he is the TNA X Division Champion, Brian Kendrick! Tenay: Kendrick will be defending his title against Robbie E at Bound For Glory, but Austin Aries did come pretty close to earning that match. Sadler: Aries has a chance tonight to show why it should have been him. Brian Kendrick vs. Austin Aries 10 minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 12, 2012 19:36:14 GMT -5
Kendrick with a Kendrick kick.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 12, 2012 19:36:53 GMT -5
Kendrick with a Far Out Frankensteiner.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2012 19:46:26 GMT -5
Aries sends Kendrick into the corner, then hit's a running clothesline! He lifts him for the Brainbuster, but Kendrick fights out of it! Aries charges, but Kendrick ducks, then as Aries turns...
Superkick! Cover...
One!
Two!
Three!
Borash: The winner of this match, Brian Kendrick!
Tenay: The X Division Champion picks up the win! Sadler: You can be sure Robbie E was watching that one, Mike.
We head backstage where a trash can is filled with hair spray cans. Another can goes flying towards the pile, and the camera pans to Zema and Rosita staring into a huge mirror, doing their hair. Rosita once again is combing hers down, while Ion uses the spray to keep his hair up.
Once they see the camera, they put the cans down.
Wake up, TNA Galaxy. Its time for you to get to gaze at the human embodiments of perfection. I am the man built like a greek god, Zema Ion. And as always, my chica, Rosita, the woman of your dreams and my reality.
Now, lets talk about the pay per view. Because that was a mixed night for Team Rosema.
First off, somehow I get punked out by Robbie E. I don't know how he did it, I don't know how he pulled it off, I can't understand how he beat me for the 1, 2, 3... but he did. And you know what, there is a bit of honor amongst thieves. You won, Robbie. Good job. Now I expect you to go to Bound For Glory and defeat Brian Kendrick. Because if you could pull out a win against me, I know you'll wipe the floor with him.
I, however, don't as have as many nice words for my No Surrender opponents. I hope they're happy with their envelopes, because I'm much more than happy with the result from it. Traci Brooks got to taste a couple of hard right hand shots from me, and I can promise you all, there will be many more where that came from.
Traci, that was simply a taste of the pain you're in store for. Come Knocked Out... you're going to be on your hands and knees, begging me for mercy. And I will not grant it. I will not let up until you are crying, bloody, and willing to finally admit defeat and retire. I'm ending your career once and for all.
The time is coming, and your fate is sealed.
Speaking of fates being sealed, lets talk about tonight.
Tonight I have two people I need to address.
First off, Frankie Kazarian. Kaz... you must have a death wish. My girl is on a war path against your old hag of a wife, and all of a sudden you try to stick your nose into Rosita's business? No sir, not happening. Rosita will destroy Traci Brooks, and no matter how much you want to believe you can "white knight" the situation, her fate is already sealed. I was nice enough to brush off that first attack. You're a stupid man. You weren't as blessed genetically as me. Maybe you just didn't realize how big of a mistake you made.
But then, at No Surrender, I have to sit through that garbage again. Listen, Kaz. Stay out of this. Because if you throw yourself into Rosema's target... you won't get to live to talk about it.
Either one of us is dangerous. Together, we're unstoppable.
Which leads me to tonight and the second man I need to talk about.
Bobby Roode. If I didn't seem incredibly angry about Robbie taking my title shot, I'll explain why. I came to a bit of a realization. A face like mine, a body like this, why risk it on all those flippy moves. I'm not X-Division, I'm Z-Division.
And the Z-Division isn't about going all out every night, its about making sure that my smiling face gets to be shown on all these HD cameras being used tonight. Zema is a movie star, a wrestling icon, and a tv... champion.
You've done a good job so far, but lets be real. A lot of the people you've faced have seen better days. I remember when Red was X-Division Champ. Or when the Motor City Machine Guns were tag champs. You're picking on people on their down swing, and that is perhaps the most pathetic thing I've seen. Face me. I'm a man with momentum. I'm a man that isn't afraid to step in the ring with you. I'm a man that can beat you, and I will.
Lets make this division... tv worthy again. Make me the face of the division and your ratings will skyrocket. I am the cornerstone of the females 14-49 market, and when I'm out there, Rosita is out there. And when Rosita is out there, there ain't a straight man in the world who would change the channel.
Quite frankly, I'm shocked I didn't think of this sooner. I am the perfect fit for the TV division. And Mr. Roode, that means you should kiss... your title... goodbye.
Rosita blows a kiss to the camera. She then kisses Zema on the cheek.
You bring your technique, you bring your knowledge, you bring everything you got, Roode.
Because I have my speed. I have my agility. I have my ruthless instinct. My never say die attitude. My gorgeous chica. And of course, my genetic superiority.
Your title is about to become our title.
Sincerely...
Rosita
Rosema each grab two hairspray cans and take off for the ring.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2012 19:49:02 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a ten minute time limit and it is for the TNA Television Championship! Introducing first, accompanied by Taeler Hendrix, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at two hundred and forty pounds, he is the TNA Television Champion, Bobby Roode! Roode and Taeler make their way to the ring. Taeler grabs the microphone. Ladies and gentlemen, the man who is only three wins away from a shot at the TNA World Heavyweight Championship, Bobby Roode!Taeler hands the microphone to Roode. Thank you Taeler.
At No Surrender, I did what nobody thought was possible! I defeated a man that you all looked up to and worshipped. I defeated a former TNA World Heavyweight Champion, Christian Cage! And with that win, I am one step closer to my ultimate goal.
Zema Ion, you had an impressive showing at No Surrender. You came very close to becoming the number one contender for the TNA X Division Championship. But not close enough. Tonight, I am going to make you the eighth stop on the Bobby Roode Television Championship tour. And I am going to defeat you, just like everyone else I’ve faced. Why?
Because I’m Bobby Roode.Roode drops the microphone and waits for his opponent. Borash: And his opponent, being accompanied by Rosita, from Manila, Philippines, weighing in at one hundred and seventy pounds, Zema Ion! Tenay: At No Surrender, Zema Ion did come very close to earning an X Division Championship match at Bound For Glory. Sadler: He came up short Sunday, but can he get the job done here tonight? TNA Television Championship match: Bobby Roode vs. Zema Ion 10 minutes
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Post by Waffel113 on Sept 12, 2012 19:49:39 GMT -5
Roode with a Roode Awakening!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 12, 2012 19:51:44 GMT -5
Yeah, seems like Macman has plans. Roode with a Ravishing right hand.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 12, 2012 19:55:08 GMT -5
That was another fine promo from Zema, but Roode with a Roaring Elbow.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2012 20:04:44 GMT -5
Yeah, I feel bad for Spartan. Twice now, Zema got screwed because of other plans.
Zema charges Roode, nailing him with a forearm shot. He then goes for a punch, but Roode blocks it and throws Ion across the ring! Rosita hands Ion a can of hairspray. Ion gets back to his feet. Roode stars towards him...
GRENADE!
Ion flings the can at Roode!
Tenay: What the hell?!
Roode just stares as the can bounces off his chest. Roode looks at Ion, then at the can, then nails Ion with a hard clothesline! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Roode pulls Ion up, but Ion knees him in the gut, then hits a dropkick! Roode staggers, Ion off the ropes, crossbody! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Ion pulls Roode up and goes for the Filipino Destroyer, but Roode blocks it! He shoves Ion back, then nails the Northern Lariat! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Borash: The winner of this match and still TNA Television Champion, Bobby Roode!
Tenay: Eight down, two to go. Sadler: Bobby Roode is on the fast track to the World Title, but let's not discount Zema Ion. Another strong effort, his day will come soon enough...
PAPARAZZI PRODUCTIONS
IN ASSOCIATION WITH ALEX SHELLEY FILMS
PRESENTS:
THE ROAD TO GLORY!
The sounds of a shower running can be heard as Alex Shelley is seen lounging in his locker room, once again reading a book. As he notices the camera, he sets the book down, a smile on his face.
Once again, it is The Motor City Machine Gun, The Leader of the Renaissance City, Talent on load from God... Alex Shelley. And for the benefit of those with flash photography, please forget for a moment that you're taking a picture of a screen and go nuts.
Shelley poses for a few seconds before cracking a grin.
Well that was fun.
Now, onto bigger and better things. You see, last week Alex Shelley took on Robert Roode for the Television Title. And despite hitting the Shellshock, I did not walk out as the new King of Television because of a time limit draw. Now, I talked with Kurt Angle, I gave him my side, but unfortunately the decision isn't overturned. I didn't beat the champ, so sadly television is going to remain a bit dull.
But the bright light that cuts through the monotony is standing right in front of you. Because while some may see this as a loss, Alex Shelley sees this as a gain! Sure, I could spend two and a half months holding a title and racking up the victories, but isn't it easier to skip the pleasantries and go after the main title itself? I said it last week folks, we keep on seeing the same old, same old in the main event. Hell, the odds in Vegas had it in favor of Storm winning, just to screw around with us. But with Joey Ryan breaking the streak of boredom and inserting fresh blood into the title picture, Alex Shelley says two can play that game.
It's no secret that just because two men fight over a title, others aren't waiting in the wings. Styles, Joe, Storm, Anderson, Sting, they're all chomping at the bit to get the next title shot. But the thing is, they've had their time to shine. Sting's had title opportunities since Methusela was alive, Joe's on a streak so bad the Indianapolis Colts mock him, Styles was the golden boy of TNA from the get go, Storm has a title shot whenever he wants so really he's just being greedy, and Anderson.... well, it was a nice effort pal, but you had your time in the spotlight. Now, it goes to the true star of TNA.
I proclaimed I was the best kept secret in TNA. Well now, the secret's out. People have been talking about Alex Shelley and his performance last week, they say that Alex Shelley could be a strong competitor some day. Well some day isn't good enough, I'm ready right now. And so, with a few minor modifications, the Paparazzi Championship Series has returned! Shock and awe!
Music can be heard in the background as Shelley continues.
That's right, after the disappointment of the PCS Dós, the PCS 3: Electric Boogaloo 2 is in effect. But you see, there won't be a field of contenders looking to prove their worth. No no no! This is about Alex Shelley, the guy who's name is in the opening credits! Now, if the members of the TNA roster will indulge me, I'm challenging all the top names in this company to prove my worth. Every Harry, Dick, and Tom in the main event scene are more than welcome to feel The Alex Shelley Experience, just like certain ladies in this locker room have.
The sound of a shower being turned off is heard before Sarita walks into the shot, wearing only a towel.
Ready for round three?
Always. Just give me two minutes.
Better hurry. The water won't stay warm forever.
Sarita walks off as Shelley turns to the camera, a shit-eating grin on his face.
That's right Joey. You're not the only one who can score with a Knockout.
As for tonight.... well, my night's looking pretty good. But if there's a match tonight, never fear. Because Alex Shelley always delivers.
Alex! Hurry up!
Always.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 12, 2012 20:06:43 GMT -5
Don't worry, M. I'm enjoying promo'ing with Rosema, and the losses haven't dampened my spirit with him at all. He's still a fun character. Besides, that spot made it worth it. ;D EDIT: Also, Alex Shelley as a main eventer? Yes, please.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2012 20:08:20 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a ten minute time limit. Borash: Introducing first, from Quebec, Canada, weighing in at two hundred pounds, Alex Silva! Borash: And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at two hundred and fifteen pounds, Alex Shelley! Tenay: Shelley seemed to be having some fun with Sarita, but now it's time to get down to business. Sadler: A strong showing here could earn Shelley a rematch for the TNA Television Championship. Alex Sliva vs. Alex Shelley 10 minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 12, 2012 20:09:07 GMT -5
Alex Shelley with a main event worthy moonsault.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2012 20:09:41 GMT -5
As you guys can see, Macman wrote some of the show, but not all. So bear with me as I'm not the world's fastest typist.
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Post by Waffel113 on Sept 12, 2012 20:10:25 GMT -5
Shelley with a "HE'S READY BROTHERJACKDUDE!" Eye poke
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 12, 2012 20:16:03 GMT -5
Shelley with an assist from Silva's pissed off former tag partner, KCW.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2012 20:19:07 GMT -5
Shelley goes for a clothesline, but Silva ducks it, then hooks him for a backslide...
One!
Two!
Kickout! Silva goes for a kick to the midsection, but Shelley catches it! He spins Silva around, then hooks him, Sliced Bread Number Two! Cover...
One!
Two!
Three!
Borash: The winner of this match, Alex Shelley!
Tenay: Shelley with another great performance! Sadler: I'm convinced he deserves another title shot, but will Kurt Angle agree?
Hulk Hogan, Magnus, and Doug Williams are backstage.
Brothers, you guys did a great job last week, retaining the titles. And now that you know who you’re defending against at Bound For Glory, you’ve got five weeks to prepare yourselves.
Please Hulk. We need no preparation. We have proven that we are deserving of the TNA Tag Team Championship. It makes no difference who we face at Bound For Glory. We defeated Team M.C.O.D. last week. And tonight, we will defeat the team that almost challenged us, Rob Van Dam and Mark LoMonaco.
Be careful, brother. After all, neither of those guys are slouches. LoMonaco is one of the most accomplished tag team wrestlers ever, and Van Dam’s called the Whole “you know what” Show for a reason. They’re not gonna be pushovers.
No they’re not Hulk. But neither are we. Magnus is a three time former World Champion. And I have been Tag Team Champion before, and remember, I won the World X Cup. Have either of those guys done that?
You’re right brother. They haven’t.
Exactly. So just relax. We’ve got this one tonight. Just like we’ve got it at Bound For Glory.
Absolutely brother! And even though you don’t need it, good luck.
Thanks Hulk.
LoMonaco, Van Dam. We’ll see you blokes in the ring.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 12, 2012 20:20:23 GMT -5
Needs more screaming Phil Shatter.
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