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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 1:43:46 GMT -5
I definitely appreciate the advice, Spartan. Rest assured that I will be firm with those deadlines for as long as it takes.
I really do enjoy helping Jono run TNA right now and I'll do whatever it takes to bring it back to the levels of WWEFAN.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 8, 2013 1:50:21 GMT -5
Slowly, but surely. I honestly expect a few of the people "on the bubble" to get cut. But when the shows have been on, they've been quality work on yours and Jono's end. And with the consistent day, I think you'll see better turnout when it comes to promos as well. I'm not saying expect any miracles this week, or within the month, but you guys started from a hole. You need to climb your way out, and slowly but surely, you two are doing it. I understand that its discouraging for you, but you can't run before you walk... and right now we should still be at crawling speed. Give it some time, and things will get better.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jan 8, 2013 13:01:33 GMT -5
Must... promo... for Impact.
MUST... COME UP... WITH SOMETHING!
Edit - Crappy promos are in!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 14:57:12 GMT -5
Yay!
Alright, that makes three total promos I have for tonight's show. Anybody else who hasn't got anything in yet has a few hours to finish something up for me.
As long as you get it to me before your match I will accept it. Just as a reminder here's the match order.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2013 15:55:21 GMT -5
Sorry Natural, I got nothin'. I'll try my best to do something for the PPV, but as of right now, it's looking like I'll be dropping Williams and sticking to just two picks for now.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 15:58:58 GMT -5
That's fine. Well just do whatever you can for the show in that case.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 17:40:40 GMT -5
Alright, people. Impact will begin momentarily. Be at the ready!
And Lodi and Waffel, you have until the start of your respective matches to save yourselves from being cut.
Actually there will be a one hour delay. So anyone who hasn't sent a promo yet has some more time to get it in.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 18:38:32 GMT -5
Okay, show will begin in t-minus twenty minutes.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 19:02:40 GMT -5
We open to the scene of Eric Bischoff and Ric Flair in the middle of the ring, microphones in hand.
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Eric Bischoff and I am the co-general manager of TNA.
And I'm WOO! Ric Flair, also, co-general manager of TNA.
Tonight we are here in the middle of this ring to make an announcement.
You see, we are in the process of improving TNA, the last couple weeks, we've been handling the business side of things, the corporate issues, but now it's time to address a glaring on air issue.
There is a severe distraction that is affecting the viewers enjoyment of this program and it's about time we fixed it.
I couldn't have put it any better myself. You see over the past few weeks there has been alot of animosity between two members of the Impact staff: Hermie Sadler and Simon Diamond.
For weeks the two of you have been bickering, arguing, and outright badgering one another. Therefore we have come to a decision that one of you will be taken off the commentary team.
But since we can't decide which one of you is the problem, we decided to let you two settle it at the pay per view.
At No Resolution, enough two are going to have a match, and the winner gets to keep their job.
But since nobody's going to drop fthirty bucks to watch two commentators have a slap fight, you two are going to find representatives to protect your job.
Each of you has until the end of the show tonight to find someone to represent you at No Resolution. If neither of you can find somebody than I'm afraid you will automatically forfeit.
Being a color commentator is about providing insight to the action going on inside the ring, analyzing a competitor's strategy and explaining why it is so effective. Therefore we've decided what better way to decide who gets to keep their post than to see which of you is more knowledgeable.
If you truly know what you're talking about then you should have no problem whatsoever tracking down a suitable representative!
So you guys had better start schmoozing, I know each of you have a few guys in the back who aren't happy with the things you may have said about them, so you have your work cut out for you.
Tenay: ...Did you hear that? What an announcement to kick off tonight's edition of Impact!
Diamond: ...I'll tell you what kind of announcement that is: an unfair one! This... this is a joke! Who in their right mind thinks this a good idea?!
Sadler: I'll agree that it's unorthodox, but you know what? I'm ready to take them up on that challenge! And you bet your ass I'm gonna send you packing from this table once and for all!
Diamond: The only thing you could put away is a box of Twinkies, Saddleass! Besides, I'm not accepting this ridiculous challenge! I don't have to!
Oh yes you do, Diamond. If you refuse to participate then I'm afraid we'll have no choice but to award the position to Hermie by default!
Diamond: You've... you've gotta be kidding me!
Oh, it's no joke, Diamond, and if you keep running your mouth, there really will be only one diamond in this business, and it won't be you.
Diamond: FINE! Saddlesore, you're going down. Mark my words, I'm gonna find someone to kick your guy's ass all around the ring. And then I'm personally gonna kick your ass all the way back to Bumblef***, USA where you belong!
Sadler: We'll see about that, Simon. We'll see.
You both have until the end of the show to find someone. Therefore Tenay and I will be handling tonight's commentary in your absence. So get your asses moving! I expect to see you both in my office by the end of the show.
Sadler and Diamond both rise up from the booth, glaring at one another, before reluctantly exiting to the back. As expected, Bischoff joins Tenay behind the desk.
Hello, Tenay. It's been awhile since I've been behind this booth, but I'll do my best.
Glad to have you aboard... wait, why does my voice suddenly sound different?
Couldn't tell ya. But do go on and tell us about tonight's show.
Well Eric, tonight we have a calvacade of action here tonight. In our main event, signed by you, a huge ten man tag team match up!
The TNA World Champion and X-Division, Joey Ryan, teams up with his challenger at this Sunday's No Resolution, Alex Shelley, number one contender for the television title Abyss, and the number one contenders to the TNA tag titles Kid Kash and Sam Shaw taking on a team lead by TNA Television Champion KCW, his other challenger, Zema Ion, the TNA World Tag Team Champions, Magnus, and Doug Williams, and KCW's personal "muscle" Godderz.
Boy, that's a mouthful. This is definitely going to be a real barn burner tonight!
But that's not all! Brooke Adams is in action to prepare for her title defense against Mickie James! Two less than pleasant woman tangle this Sunday and only one will come out on top!
I expect a real battle between those two.
Plus Mr Anderson, Kurt Angle, Kenny King, and more all in action! This is gonna be a big show tonight! All that and more here on TNA Impact!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 19:04:16 GMT -5
Oh boy oh boy. Tonight I get to face Christian York. Well isn't that just the bee knees? Not only that but I get promo time too so my glorious face gets to be on TV for even longer and you people get double your money's worth. Everybody wins, right? Wrong. You people are losers because you think that Alex Shelley is the new hot thing around here when it should be Kenny King. You people are losers because you hate Eric Young when he does things on his own terms but you turn around and love Joey Ryan when he does the exact same thing.
Christian York? He's a loser. He's spent his entire career trying to get to the spotlight. He's had to sit by and watch as all of his OMEGA buddies succeed when he didn't. His partner ditched him for a partner who ended up ditching him. Christian York under any other circumstance could try to leave that life behind him and finally... after all these years... actually do something about it. Turns out once again he's drawn the short straw though because he has to face me.
Recently though, even I have felt like a loser. Shocking, right? Well when I came to this company, I was promised that I'd be a star, that I would make the big money and most importantly, that I would never regret it. A little while down the line and it seems like management were wrong. I didn't come here just so I could sit on the bench some weeks and watch others do what I do best. I didn't come here just to be apart of throw away six man tags. I came here to show the world why I am King. So from this moment on, I'm declaring myself a winner. It starts tonight with York and then whether it's the lowest of the low or the main event main eventers, I will take on anybody and everybody who stands in my way until I become a champion. It's not a warning, it's not a threat, it's fact and if somebody tries to stop me, they're going to realize their mistakes real fast. Bow down to the King.
(First match in five minutes)
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 19:09:26 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
JB: Introducing first, from Fairfax, Virginia, weighing in at 220 pounds, Christian York!
Christian is one of the newest acquisitions here in TNA. Some have said he's too old to really make it in this business, but there have been plenty of older people who have broken that barrier: Diamond Dallas Page, our very own Christopher Daniels...
Indeed. Age should never be a limit on one's talent. If you've truly got what it takes to succeed then you should be able to succeed just as well at forty as you would at twenty-one. And York is looking to prove that tonight!
JB: And his opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 230 pounds, Kenny King!
Say what you want to about this young man--- he's cocky, he's conceited, he's obnoxious--- but at the end of the day he does have the talent to back it up.
King has definitely been grabbing the attention of the office. I have a feeling a good performance tonight might earn him some big opportunities in the future!
Kenny King vs Christian York 10 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 19:12:15 GMT -5
Kenny King bashes Christian over the head with a scepter!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 19:19:27 GMT -5
Christian goes for a Springboard moonsault only for King to catch him in mid-move, driving him down with the Coronation!
He makes the cover!
1!
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3!
JB: Here is your winner, Kenny King!
Kenny King wasting no time putting Christian away! I tell you, Tenay, this kid has got a future in this company if he can rack up more wins like this!
Agreed, Eric. Only time will tell if King can shoot off into the stratosphere.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 19:20:34 GMT -5
As we go backstage, Melanie Crank and Taylor Wolde are seen preparing for their match tonight. As Melanie begins stretching, Taylor speaks.
Hey Mel.
Yeah Tay?
About tonight's match...
Yeah?
Well, we've been on a bit of a losing streak since Bound For Glory. I hate to sound negative, but it's a little disheartning.
Sigh... I know.
Look, we can't keep wallowing in misery about it. It sucks losing, believe me. But if we win tonight, we have a chance to challenge for the tag titles. Plus, I get to kick Brooke's teeth down her throat, so that's a bonus.
Taylor smiles.
You're right. We just need to focus on the match, and we'll be fine.
Hey Tay.
Yeah?
Melanie stops stretching as she turns to Taylor.
Look, I know you're putting on a brave face after what happened with Daffney. I know getting over a relationship is a hard thing to do. Hell, I'm getting over my own break up. But if you ever need someone to talk to, or just need someone to listen, you know I'm here for you.
Now come on, we got asses to kick.
Melanie smiles as she begins heading towards the ring. Taylor looks on for a few seconds before smiling as she goes to catch up with Melanie.
(Next match in five minutes.)
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 19:25:10 GMT -5
JB: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall!
JB: Introducing first, respectively from Modesto, California and Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Melanie Crank and Taylor Wilde!
This past month we've seen the activity in the Women's tag division slow to a crawl. Though admittedly that's due to Mickie James and her crew putting the Beautiful People on the shelf.
Indeed. TNA management thought long and hard about whether to vacate the belts or not, but in the end we decided against it. If Velvet and Angelina aren't able to return to action soon though than I'm afraid we will have to relieve them of those belts.
And that's what tonight's match here is about: the winners stand a good chance of a future title opportunity. And what better team than these two to compete for those belts?
JB: And their opponents, first, from Mexico City, Mexico, Sarita!
JB: And her tag team partner, from Seattle, Washington, Taeler Hendrix!
This is an odd couple to be certain. Brooke's lone supporter, Sarita, and Bobby Roode's... well, I'm not sure what that relationship is between them.
Undoubtedly so, Mike. But sometimes opposites attract. These two could turn out to be the perfect tandem!
Melanie Crank and Taylor Wilde vs Sarita and Taeler Hendrix 10 Minutes
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2013 19:27:04 GMT -5
Crank with the Crank Yanker!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 19:27:48 GMT -5
Crank puts away Taeler with a Crankshaft.
I don't know what that is!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 8, 2013 19:29:51 GMT -5
Wilde and Crank with a Wild and Young!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 19:35:11 GMT -5
Taeler aims a Roundhouse kick at Crank, but she ducks under, scooping her up in mid-kick and depositing her with a Tigerbomb! She hooks the legs!
1!
2!
Sarita tries to make the save, but Taylor cuts her off at the pass!
3!
JB: Here are your winners, Melanie Crank and Taylor Wilde!
And experience wins the battle here today! The duo of Crank and Wilde were too much for the more inexperienced combination to handle.
Sometimes that's just how it goes. But in the end Crank and Wilde have just put themselves on the map in the women's tag division once again. Will success be soon to follow?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 19:37:40 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
JB: Introducing first, from Hell's Kitchen, New York, weighing in at 329 pounds, Mark LoMonaco!
Lately Mark hasn't had the best of luck here in TNA. Loss after loss has haunted the man. He seriously needs to turn it around here tonight.
Agreed, Tenay. That's why we made this match tonight. As far as we're concerned this is Mark's last chance to impress. Otherwise he may not be doing much in the near future.
JB: And his opponent, from The Isle of Samoa, weighing in at 280 pounds, Samoa Joe!
Here's another guy I haven't exactly been impressed with recently. This is not the same Samoa Joe were used to seeing. The Joe I remember was a monstrous man who could destroy his competition. This Joe looks like the only thing he could put away is a box of donuts!
Agreed. Joe has gotten himself out of matches in the cheapest fashion possible. It's almost like he doesn't care anymore. If he wants to stay employed though he better shape up and soon!
Samoa Joe vs Mark LoMonaco 10 Minutes
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