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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2009 18:20:31 GMT -5
Very Few TNA ones usually are
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 9, 2009 18:56:19 GMT -5
Okay, can I get the #1 contenders match changed to Storm v Deaner?
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Post by The Tank on Jul 9, 2009 18:57:11 GMT -5
Okay, can I get the #1 contenders match changed to Storm v Deaner? DON'T DO THAT! I have an idea. |
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Post by Above Average on Jul 9, 2009 18:57:30 GMT -5
Up to mikeyp.
I'm fine with it though.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2009 19:00:48 GMT -5
At least have it be Storm vs. Jethro
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 9, 2009 19:03:24 GMT -5
At least have it be Storm vs. Jethro Did you forget many moons ago when Deaner cost Beer Money the tag titles? It makes more sense. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2009 19:24:04 GMT -5
At least have it be Storm vs. Jethro Did you forget many moons ago when Deaner cost Beer Money the tag titles? It makes more sense. That never happened That was Brutus Magnus with a Mullet |
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 9, 2009 19:26:47 GMT -5
Did you forget many moons ago when Deaner cost Beer Money the tag titles? It makes more sense. That never happened That was Brutus Magnus with a Mullet He'd never besmirch himself with a mullet and you know it. Okay, I just wanted to use the word besmirch. |
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Post by Above Average on Jul 9, 2009 19:30:39 GMT -5
Well played Nirvana.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 10, 2009 3:57:03 GMT -5
New Card for Impact
Rhino vs. Kurt Angle
Winner gets X Division Title Shot at Hard Justice - Scott Steiner vs. Chris Sabin
James Storm vs. Cody Deaner
Brutus Magnus, Team 3D & Mystery Partner vs. Shane Douglas, Phi Delta Slam & Andromeda
Jay Lethal vs. Booker T
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 10, 2009 5:25:16 GMT -5
Is there room for Daffney to get a match? Preferably against one of the Cheerleaders?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2009 6:39:16 GMT -5
Is there room for Daffney to get a match? Preferably against one of the Cheerleaders? I endorse this. Daffney V. either Josie or Trisha. |
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 10, 2009 9:28:45 GMT -5
Daffney vs. Cheerleader Josie has been added to the card.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 10, 2009 9:59:32 GMT -5
Sorry for springing that on you but someone caused me to shift my plans around. Not that I'm gonna go on about it or anything.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 10, 2009 22:28:27 GMT -5
PAPARAZZI PRODUCTIONS
In Association with Murder City Films
Presents: Made in Detroit So anyways, I told that clerk that I wanted the best Japanese flick they have, and what do I get? Memoirs of a Geisha.Are you serious? The Last Samurai is obivously a better film.Well, I didn't exactly mind having to look at some of the girls there. But honestly, given the choice between samurai's and a geisha's "memoirs", I'm going to pick fighting every time.No Limit prefers Memoirs of a Geisha.Warrior.No Limit thinks Kiyoshi agrees.Well, Kiyoshi and No Limit should be quiet and hold the camera like we tell them to. Seeing as how Kiyoshi won the competition last week, he's getting a trial run as cameraman. I have no idea what you two are doing here.No Limit doesn't have money for a cab.What about a car?It's in the shop.So how did you get home after the competition?Went home?*Uncomfortable silence* Anyway, Kiyoshi, is that camera rolling?Warrior.Alex, is that a yes or no?We're never sure. Naito, Yujiro, you have any idea what he means?Kiyoshi said we're rolling.You speak "warrior"?Of course.Alright, now shut up and let us talk. First things first, the greatest team ever in WCTNA's history is back, making Detroit proud.Now, I know Team 3D is a little occupied with their pathetic little "Tag Team Tournament".And don't get us wrong, it's really nice how you want to "help" such teams as Southern Justice and Phi Delta Slam.But let's face it, you're not doing any favors to the tag division. You're letting mockeries of teams get a shot at those Tag Team Titles while real teams such as the Guns are looked over. You want to say that you're giving back to the tag team division? Then I suggest to both of you that you man up and face a real team.Step into the ring with us boys. Prove you want to give back to the tag team division rather than facing enhancement talent.Man up, and accept our challenge.What about the X-Division?What about it? As long as you have jokes like Eric Young and Scott Steiner as the faces of the X-Division, it'll never be as credible as it once was.But you have a match against Scott Steiner to determine the Number 1 Contender to the title.So let me get this straight. I have to face Scott Steiner just to get the rematch that I rightfully deserve?Warrior.And people wonder why we think the X-Division is a joke.Still, what better way to try and improve that division than being the champion? You know as well as I do Alex, once you hold the gold, you have the power. And once I beat Scott Steiner and Eric Young, we'll rule the X-Division and return it to its former glory.Sounds like a plan. And even if Steiner manages to get a fluke victory, it's no real loss. Just another nail in the coffin of the X-Division. Plus, we still have those tag titles to go after.And Team 3D looks like they need to lose some weight.About 8 pounds worth, though I think they could stand to lose a few more.As if there was doubt. Steiner, Team 3D, prepare to be in for the fight of your lives. Because the Murder City Machine Guns are made in Detroit....And that makes us better than you.Is this where we stop rolling?Sigh, yes. Just press the red button to stop tape.Warrior.No, the RED button! The RED BU- |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2009 23:02:06 GMT -5
NOW LETS SEE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?!?
Sassi:Why are you yelling?
THIS IS HOW THE FRANCHISE TALKS WHEN HE'S BORED,ANGRY,HORNY OR DRUNK
Tilli:So which are you now?
THE LAST TWO!
Ya see if theres one thing that pisses the Franchise
It's Kids
Loud mouth little Punk Shit's that run there mouth's
Ya see in the Franchise's day boys like that would Open there mouth the shit would poor out
Then................we'd beat the Holy F*** out of them
Don't you wanna kick someone's ass Bruno?
Bruno:you bet I am Franchi-
Shut the hell up no one cares including the Franchise
Just drink your Protein shake
Sassi:But it tastes like crap
PUT SCOTCH IN IT'S WHAT HELPS THE FRANCHISE SWALLOW DOWN HIS CORNFLAKES
Ya see what're there names again?
Tilly:Who's names?
The Brat's with the big mouths
Ya see my boys here Tilly and Bruno they are Tag Team Wrestling
What's that you say?
THERE FAT!?
Well thank you captain f***ing obvious the Franchise hadn't noticed your medals in the mail along with your third grade diploma
Ya The Franchise hears what people say about him and his boys
OH THE FRANCHISE HE'S OUTTA HIS MIND!
and his Boy's?
WHY HIS BOYS ARE FAT!!
HA-HA I'M SO F***ing Sharp I'll cut my self while I jack and save on the Circumcision
Ya see The Franchise?!?
He likes Gold he also likes respect and he hates the young that's why the Franchise?!
He's looking round WCTNA
He's looking fer some prospects and one of those Prospects is a Young Team named Southern Justice
Ya see the Franchise has his eyes out he's looking fer everypiece of Gold in WCTNA
KO,XD,Tag,World and Legends The Franchise wants to Wipe his ass with Gold Brick and piss on a Golden Bowl till it Rusts brown as the Franchise's shit
The Franchise's has walked down this road
He's walked for miles and he's seen Everything Electrocution,Beatngs Pirahnnas yeah the Franchise has watched and seen it all in that WSX
The Franchise he was gonna go there with his boys but he couldn't find his shoes and when he found 'em they were shut up faster than Linda Hogan's legs but with Less Evil
The Franchise wants everyone to know that he's going to take the Gold and Make his mark and DESERVE!
The Reputation he has
Murder,Motor,Masochist whatever City Machine Guns maybe if you can find your way out of that Five Mile Long Shit Stain you call Detroit you can face the Franchise and his Boys
Hell maybe if you two shock the Franchise and Your Balls drop and hang low enough to face him and these.........
WHAT THE f*** ARE YOU DRINKING!?!
*Tilly holds up a plastic cup*
Tilly:Beer
THE FRANCHISE SAID YOU EAT HEALTHY NOW
YOU KNOW WHAT'S HEALTHY!?
Tilly:Light Beer?
Franchise said Healthy not f***ing queer
FISH!
FISH IS HEALTHY
*The Franchise reaches over to a Cooler opens it and pulls out a Large Blackened Fish he rips the head off and drops it in Tilly's beer*
CHUG IT!
*Tilly begins drinking it*
Sassi:CHUG,CHUG,CHUG!
*Tilly finishes yells with Triumph then crushes the Cup against his forehead and vomits on a Passing Jesse Neal*
THAT IS AN ATHLETE!
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 11, 2009 15:01:08 GMT -5
Earlier Today
A travesty! A miscarriage of justice! A damn crime is what it is!!
I defeated Sting at Victory Road, proving that I am indeed the legend of the future. Yet, Dr. Stevie decides to give the title shot to Rhino, another guy who's time has come and gone!
It's obvious that WCTNA fears change. If not, than why do they insist on continuing to give the old guard chance after chance, while guys like me, a true star of tomorrow, is given the shaft?
I am demanding that I be given what is rightfully mine. I want my shot at the Legend's Championship, dammit! I am giving management one week to right this wrong. Otherwise...
Otherwise, I take things to the next level. You've been warned.
Mike: Hello and welcome to Impact. I'm Mike Tenay joined by Don West.
Don: Why do you always get to do the intros?
Mike: I'm sorry, should we start over?
Don: No, we don't need any more Mike Tenay then necessary.
Mike: Well then, let's go to our first match.
JB: This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Elizabeth, New Jersey, weighing 210 pounds, Black Machismo, Jay Lethal!
*Jay grabs a microphone*
Booker T, we're no strangers to one another. After all, I defeated you for the WCTNA Legends Championship but what happened after that? You missed PPVs and had to play "Black Snow" on Xplosion. You're a six time world champion for crying out loud. Well, I have had enough of you disrespecting me and my followers through your antics. Tonight, you become the next victim of the new era. Step aside or be forced.
Now I know there are men that share the same message as I do. For example, Shawn Daivari, another individual who can get no where due to politics and has-beens who don't want to give up their spot. Shawn, I support your cause of trying to get a title match but let's both be honest, you will fail. That's why I'm challenging you to face me at Hard Justice with the winner going on to the next PPV taking on the Legends champion. You have one week to give me your answer.
*Jay drops the mic*
JB: His opponent, from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 252 pounds, being accompanied by Sharmell, he is Booker T!
3 Votes to Win, 15 Minute Time Limit
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2009 15:06:21 GMT -5
Lethal with a move
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2009 15:06:28 GMT -5
Lethal with a Dropkick
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 11, 2009 15:08:51 GMT -5
Jay hits the Lethal Injection for the win.
Don: I couldn't agree with Jay more. Out with the old, in with the new.
Mike: You spent all of last week complaining how you were a better Management Director than Stevie Richards.
Don: Well on the topic of new talent, TO THE BACK with Pep Team USA
C'mon girls, let's show em how we do it here in the Impact Zone!!!
READY? OK!!!
PEP TEAM USA IS HERE!!!! DAFFNEY, YOU SHOULD RUN IN FEAR!!!! WHEN YOU GET IN THE RING, YOU'LL FEEL THE STING!!!! THE ODDS ARE ON OUR SIDE, BY OUR WILL YOU WILL ABIDE!!! SO LISTEN TO WHAT WE HAVE TO SAY!!! DON'T MESS WITH PEP TEAM USA!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Don: I'm so proud. Me and the girls spent all of last night putting that together.
Mike: Isn't Friday night meant to be when you go drinking with James Storm?
Don: That's Thursday.
Mike: Either way, he's backstage.
Don: TO THE BACK!
*Storm is in his lockerroom on a laptop when Jacqueline enters*
What are you doing? You're not putting pictures of me on there again, are you?
One time I did that. One time! and you never let me forget it. Besides no-one knew it was you, I said they were pictures of Lil' Kim. You're both short and have big "umhms", who's gonna know the difference?
Well what are you doing?
I'm looking for stuff on e-bay. Or least I was. Everything leads back to porn!
*he shows Jackie the laptops screen*
Whoa! Is that...?
Uhuh.
And is she really...?
Uhuh.
Damn! What you lookin' for on e-bay anyway?
Elvis' gold jumpsuit.
Why?
Why the hell not?
Where have you got the money for that anyway?
*Storm holds up Robert Roode's credit card*
I don't but Bobby does. Hehehe!
Where is Roode anyway?
Finalising a deal he said. Something about a sleepin' giant, I dunno.
You do realise you have a match. A match that maybe you should be getting ready for.
I will, I will.
You know next week you and Roode have to beat Holliday and Deaner to get another title shot.
Holliday and Deaner! A couple of hicks and their whacky drunken antics. That'll never catch on.
*Storm sips from his beer bottle*
So tonight you've got Deaner. Remember Cody Deaner? The guy who cost you the tag titles.
I know. Damnit!
*Storm smashes his beer bottle on the table*
Ah crap! Ah well, plenty more where that came from, haha!
James! Focus!
Fine...
Just go prepare for your match.
*Storm leaves. Jackie takes another look at the laptop.*
Whoa! I didn't even know there was a hole there.
*Jacqueline looks around then takes the laptop and exits*
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