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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 7, 2009 0:28:00 GMT -5
So you've had kidney stones, yet you're preaching health? Sounds hypocitical to me.
It's curious how he knows so much about prison bitches too. Something you'd like to say, Shane?
You know, I'm not sure the rest of the guys in the PCS Dos are safe around you anymore...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2009 0:42:34 GMT -5
So you've had kidney stones, yet you're preaching health? Sounds hypocitical to me.It's curious how he knows so much about prison bitches too. Something you'd like to say, Shane?You know, I'm not sure the rest of the guys in the PCS Dos are safe around you anymore...
The Franchise has been to the Big House,The Stony Lonesome THE PLACE WHERE LITTLE BOYS BECOME MEN!!
You know why you little f***? corrections f***S!!!!!
Because back in the day there were two little f***ers who thought they knew better than All the Old Guys
They told how can you f*** up a simple back body drop and HOW IN THE HOLY f***ING POPE PLAYING BACKGAMMON DID YOU BREAK HIS NECK WITH AN ARMBAR!?
The Old Guys they got tired of them so you know what they did to those kids HUH!?
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 7, 2009 0:50:18 GMT -5
We're not sure we want to hear the end of that story there Shane.
Now I really feel uncomfortable having you in the PCS Dos.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2009 0:55:37 GMT -5
You know what they did you little f***ers?
THEY BROKE THERE ANKLES WITH HAMMERS THEN f***ED 'EM IN THE ASS!!
THEY THEN STUFFED IN A TRUNK DROVE EM OUT TO THE WOODS STRIPPED 'EM NAKED AND DUMPED IN THE RIVER TO f***ING FEND FOR THEMSELVES!
AND DO YOU KNOW WHO THOSE TWO LITTLE f***S WITH BROKEN ANKLES AND RAW ASSHOLES WERE!?
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 7, 2009 0:58:46 GMT -5
*The Machine Guns begin talking amongst themselves before turning to Shane*
We're gonna go ahead and pick Team 3D. They seem like good candidates for such an upbringing like that.
Well... them and Southern Justice.
Good point.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2009 1:02:59 GMT -5
*The Machine Guns begin talking amongst themselves before turning to Shane*
We're gonna go ahead and pick Team 3D. They seem like good candidates for such an upbringing like that.Well... them and Southern Justice.Good point.
FREIND WAS AN ASSHOLE JUST LIKE YOU TWO!!
IN FACT HE WAS SUCH A f***ING ASSHOLE THE FRANCHISE NEVER LEARNED HIS NAME AND JUST CALLED HIM ASSHOLE
WE HAD TO SWIM TO SHORE AND WALK ACROSS FORTY EIGHT MILES OF DESERT,FOREST AND TUNDRA!!
DO YOU KNOW HOW WE DID THAT WITH NO FOOD?
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 7, 2009 1:16:26 GMT -5
*The Machine Guns begin talking amongst themselves before turning to Shane*
We're gonna go ahead and pick Team 3D. They seem like good candidates for such an upbringing like that.Well... them and Southern Justice.Good point.
FREIND WAS AN ASSHOLE JUST LIKE YOU TWO!!
IN FACT HE WAS SUCH A f***ING ASSHOLE THE FRANCHISE NEVER LEARNED HIS NAME AND JUST CALLED HIM ASSHOLE
WE HAD TO SWIM TO SHORE AND WALK ACROSS FORTY EIGHT MILES OF DESERT,FOREST AND TUNDRA!!
DO YOU KNOW HOW WE DID THAT WITH NO FOOD?
NO WATER AND BROKEN ANKLES?!*The Machine Guns turn to one another* Dude, do you even care at this point?Not really. Just humor the old guy man. He'll fall asleep soon.Good point.*The Guns turn back to Shane* Did ya eat him?DUDE!What? Hey, if it's down to me or some dude, I'm picking me. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2009 1:23:30 GMT -5
WRONG SMARTASSES IT WAS THE FRANCHISE AND FREIND!!
FREIND WAS AN ASSHOLE JUST LIKE YOU TWO!!
IN FACT HE WAS SUCH A f***ING ASSHOLE THE FRANCHISE NEVER LEARNED HIS NAME AND JUST CALLED HIM ASSHOLE
WE HAD TO SWIM TO SHORE AND WALK ACROSS FORTY EIGHT MILES OF DESERT,FOREST AND TUNDRA!!
DO YOU KNOW HOW WE DID THAT WITH NO FOOD?
NO WATER AND BROKEN ANKLES?! *The Machine Guns turn to one another* Dude, do you even care at this point?Not really. Just humor the old guy man. He'll fall asleep soon.Good point.*The Guns turn back to Shane* Did ya eat him?DUDE!What? Hey, if it's down to me or some dude, I'm picking me.
Yes the Franchise ate him The Franchise told him he'd stand guard while he slept but The Franchise Lied and tried to stove his head in with a Tortoise but before The Franchise could finish he woke up
The Franchise never figured out how he saw it coming but in retrospect it probably was a shitty idea to yell out ''I'LL KILL YOU MOTHERf***ING COYOTE HUMPING SUCKBAG!!''' before a Stealth Attack
We ended up getting into a Brawl but he Quieted down and accepted it after the Franchise bit his throat out
After The Franchise solved three problems
He now had meat
He also had Water by drinking the asshole's blood
And now he solved that annoying highpitched shreik of pain from his freind while he was dragging his lazy ass
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 7, 2009 1:36:49 GMT -5
*The Guns stare at him, shocked.*
We're just... gonna back away slow....
Yeah... we got... uh... PCS business to deal with...
*The Guns take off, running like hell.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 7, 2009 1:37:41 GMT -5
Damn, this is getting good. Get me some nachos!
What did you say to me?
Nachos woman!
You woman me again and I'll break your drinking hand.
Yesum....
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2009 1:40:22 GMT -5
*The Guns stare at him, shocked.* We're just... gonna back away slow....Yeah... we got... uh... PCS business to deal with...*The Guns take off, running like hell.*
Where'd those two interns go?
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 7, 2009 1:51:55 GMT -5
Okay, I just gotta say that I love the random parts of these threads.
It just makes me smile.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2009 1:54:36 GMT -5
Guys like Shane Douglas and Hoyt were made for the random
And In the end I like to think that helps them
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 7, 2009 2:11:09 GMT -5
Well yeah, Storm as well. I should really join in more often.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 7, 2009 2:23:28 GMT -5
Curry Man really needs a translator... but I like having these interactions with Val.
Decisions, decisions...
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Post by MikeyMania on Aug 7, 2009 16:00:17 GMT -5
What do you mean you're not going to be here on time? You said you were begging for a chance in WCTNA and now that I've got you a slot, not forgetting it's on PPV, you say you can't make it. Who am I meant to find to take on Hernandez now? Hello? Hello? I'm Dr. Stevie. Nobody hangs up on me. Damn it.
Mike: Hello and welcome to WCTNA Hard Justice. As always, I'm Mike Tenay joined by Don West.
Don: Tonight, five championship are on the line but none more important than the WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship as Brutus Magnus defends against Kurt Angle.
Mike: It would seem as if Dr. Stevie has some trouble tonight.
Don: See, if I was still WCTNA Management Director, that would never happen to me.
Mike: Either way, we kick things off with X Division gold on the line.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen, Hard Justice's opening contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the WCTNA X Division Championship.
JB: Introducing first, the challenger, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 275 pounds, being accompanied by Jenna Morasca, he is Big Poppa Pump, Scott Steiner!
JB: His opponent, now residing from Vancouver, British Columbia, weighing 225 pounds, he is the current WCTNA X Division Champion, Eric Young!
2 Votes to Win, 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2009 16:02:06 GMT -5
Steiner with a springboard seated corkscrew 720 plancha splash!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2009 16:02:44 GMT -5
Young with a Dropkick Senton
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Post by MikeyMania on Aug 7, 2009 16:04:02 GMT -5
Steiner hits a Frankensteiner to pick up the win. He then celebrates with Jenna and the belt.
Mike: Hard Justice already off to an explosive start.
Don: Interesting choices of words seeing as this next match has already taken place on Xplosion.
Mike: The PDS and Shane Douglas wanted this rematch to happen and I don't think anyone brought the PPV because of this match.
Don: How dare you insult Bruno's mum like that?
JB: This tag team match is scheduled for one fall. First, at a combined weight of 685 pounds, being accompanied by Shane Douglas, they are Phi Delta Slam!
JB: Their opponents, from the UK, weighing 495 pounds, Doug Williams and Rob Terry, GBH!
2 Votes to Win, 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2009 16:06:07 GMT -5
Tillly and Sassi suplex Rob while Douglas shouts in Williams ear about the American Revolution
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