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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 25, 2009 11:09:46 GMT -5
iMPACT card for tonight:
Brutus Magnus v Rhino AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels v Matt Morgan & Scott Steiner Chris Sabin v D'Angelo Dinero Hamada v Tara Brother Ray v Samoa Joe Kiyoshi v Suicide Plus Kevin Nash will face a "top opponent"
Also there will be a couple of announcments after iMPACT so stick around for that.
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Post by comahan on Oct 25, 2009 12:15:17 GMT -5
ive been sitting on a pair of promos for like 2 weeks, so hopefully they dont turn out bad
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 25, 2009 15:24:48 GMT -5
Okay, I'm still going on UK time so iMPACT will be in about 35 minutes. If there's anyone here.
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Post by comahan on Oct 25, 2009 15:26:21 GMT -5
Murray? Present.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 25, 2009 16:02:39 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to iMPACT as we are less than two weeks away from Turning Point. Taz: This is gonna be something. Tenay: Tonight Brutus Magnus takes on the War Machine Rhino. Taz: And AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels team for the first time in forver to take on Matt Morgan and Scotty Steiner.
Tenay: Well here comes Raven and Daffney. Taz: Well last week, Daffney went in for therapy but that seesion ended when Raven attacked Dr Stevie.
*Raven comes to the ring carying a kendo stick which he leans on like a cane when he gets in the ring. Daffney stands beside him.*
So once again Dr Stevie stuck his nose in my business. Technically I should blame Daffney.
I'm sorry.
Don't worry about it, you know I can't hold anything against you, Daff. But I did tell you there would be consequences. And not for the first time I had to make Stevie pay. It was unfortunate. But now Daffney can fully focus on her Knockouts tag title shot.
You're okay with me teaming with Tara against the Cheerleaders?
Aren't you forgetting something?
And against Taylor Wilde and Hamada
You know fate is funny sometimes. How things have conspired to put you and Taylor Wilde in the ring again is quite delicious don't you think.
*Tara comes to the ring*
Now hold on. Daffney and I are going to team but it'll have nothing to do with you.
Tara, Tara. Here you are once again getting in my business. You know I was thinking there may be potential in you. With what Stevie said about your history, maybe you could be a useful ally. But it looks like I'm going to have to drop you on your head again.
Hold it. Hold it right there.
*Mick Foley comes out to the stage.*
I'm going to tell you this one time, Raven: if you put your hands on any female or non-wrestler again, you'll be fined and suspended.
That the best you got Mick? You think I care?
Oh I know you don't That's why I'm here to inform you you'll be facing a handpicked opponent at Turning Point.
Who have you got Mick? Who are you going to throw at me? Look at me Mick, I'm not intimidated by anyone on the roster.
Yeah, I know. You're wild, you're crazy. That's why your opponent will be this man.
*Abyss runs down and slides into the ring. Raven swings his kendo stick but Abyss grabs it and pulls Raven into a Blackhole Slam. Daffney picks up the kendo stick. As Abyss stands, Daffney hits him in the back. This has absolutely no effect. Daffney drops the kendo stick and backs off but Abyss grabs her round the throat. Tara frantically waves her hands to get Abyss to stop but he chokeslams Daffney anyway.*
Taz: Man, what a wild start to iMPACT. Tenay: And we now know the by orders of Mick Foley it'll be Raven v Abyss at Turning point.
*Abyss stands over the carnage he's caused as Tara checks on Daffney.*
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Post by comahan on Oct 25, 2009 16:05:44 GMT -5
The Monstah
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 25, 2009 16:06:39 GMT -5
*Camera fades in on Kiyoshi sitting behind a desk with the American Flag painted on his face* My fellow americans I come to you with grave..grave news It appears that our country has been attacked...........verbally by certain..............dissenters in the ranks People who apparently have a problem with America's wonderful destruction of other nations cultures
I consider myself a patient man my fellow americans But certain things I will not allow And attacks on my adopted nation? Are one of these things
Rest assured my fellow americans I WILL ACT ON THIS But in the mean time I must how do you say.............rally the troops
Tenay: "Dissenters in the ranks" What the hell is Kiyoshi talking about? Taz: Well he takes on an American in Suicide. At least I think Suicide is American.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing 215 pounds, Suicide!
Penzer: And from Osaka, Japan, weighing 230 pounds, Kiyoshi!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by comahan on Oct 25, 2009 16:07:53 GMT -5
Kiyoshi with an Old Glory Knee Drop
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2009 16:11:42 GMT -5
Kiyoshi with a Boston Crab! You know, because Boston is... IN AMERICA!!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 25, 2009 16:16:52 GMT -5
Suicide goes for the Suicide Solution but Kiyoshi lands on his feet. Kiyoshi kicks Suicide and hits the Lightning Flash. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here is your winner: Kiyoshi!
*cut backstage to show Shawn Daivari watching the match*
I just want to say, it is an honor watching Kiyoshi in action tonight and last week. Kiyoshi is one of the bright spots in this company and a future World Champion. So I just want to say, keep up the good work kid!
Tenay: What was all that about? Taz: Daivari keeping an eye on Kiyoshi. Tenay: Speaking of which we can hear from Team 3D. Taz: Well Bubba and D-Von still in a bad mood.
Ray:D-von can you tell me when this became a f***ing nursery? Can you tell me why it is that two punk little shits with big mouths can walk out and say that they don't have to earn a shot like everyone else but they can just say they demand a shot?
D-von:Gotta have something to do with Global Warming or some shit
*Ray stops in mid sentence* Ray:Y'know that's gotta be it The Sun musta gotten so hot out there today that it cooked those little f***ing walnuts you two mama's boys call brains You two shouldn't be here Alex and Chris you two should be standing outside the GM Office with signs saying ''GLOBAL WARMING MADE ME A f***WIT!'' You guys could make a fortune and think about how many others in your generation you'd be setting an example for Working Hard? WHAT'S THAT!? Just gimme what I want or I'll go online and blog or tweet or poke or whatever the f*** you all do when your not typing one handed God you little shits are the DEFINITION! of what's f***ing up this country But y'know what your supposed to with a bad child? Give him no attention and on that note we turn back to Fat Joe and Skinny Pete oh and I guess the Japanese Bitch too You two want retribution? You musta been dropped on your head quite a bit too think that at any point in time we were EVER AND I f***ING MEAN EVER! AFRAID OF YOU! I HAVE SHIT THING MORE INTIMIDATING THAN YOU PETEY AND FLUSHED SCARIER THINGS THAN SAMOA JOKE! I have broken bottles on my head for five dollars I have put close freinds through tables and I have used cheese graters on women IF YOU THREE THINK FOR EVEN A f***ING SECOND THAT WE ARE SCARED OF YOU THAN You know what? I pity you because you are gonna get the beating that will make your dead relatives sit up in their graves then slide over to make room for you You jokers call yourselves the Nation of Violence? Kendo Sticks? THAT'S IT? THAT'S THE BEST YOU DUMBf***S CAN DO? YOU CALL YOURSELVES A NATION!?! WELL THINK OF US A CHURCH
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 25, 2009 16:20:20 GMT -5
Tenay: Well next Brother Ray takes on Samoa Joe. Taz: This is gonna be a fight, plain and simple.
Penzer: The following contest os scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Brother Devon from New York City, weighing 329 pounds, Brother Ray!
Penzer: And accompanied by Petey Williams, representing the Nation of Violence, weighing 250 pounds, Samoa Joe!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by comahan on Oct 25, 2009 16:21:47 GMT -5
Ray with a uranage slam
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2009 16:21:50 GMT -5
Ray with a Brother Bomb!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 25, 2009 16:29:44 GMT -5
Ray gets Joe in the corner and goes for a corner splash buut Joe pulls the ref in the way. Joe comes out and swings at Ray who ducks and grabs Joe in a Full Nelson and hits the Brother Bomb. Petey comes in with a kendo stick but Ray ducks and sends him outside. Devon comes in he and Ray hit the 3D on Joe. Devon exits as the ref comes to. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here is your winner: Brother Ray!
Taz: I told you. That was straight up chaos right there. Tenay: Matt Morgan is backstage with Lauren.
*Lauren is standing by backstage with Morgan. Like usual, Morgan stares the interviewer down until he's handed the mic and the interviewer walks away*
Beer Money, let last week stay in your minds as an example of Matt Morgan's vengeance. I saw that beer bottle, Storm, and I knew exactly what I wanted to do. You see, some people... when they see blood... they wince. They're bothered by it. But me? Blood excites me, blood... IGNITES me. And I craved your blood, Storm. When I smashed that bottle over your skull, and blood started to pour out... the crowd gasped. But I soaked in the feeling. It was a good feeling. For the first time since coming back, I felt extreme satisfaction, unlimited happiness. The need for blood had consumed me and when I got it... it was the best feeling in the world.
But I cant let that feeling get in the way of the fact that I have a job to do tonight. AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels. Two of the best to ever lace up the boots in WCTNA. But you know what they are? They're the past. They might have been the best 'then', but 'now'? This company revolves around The Blueprint. What you're looking at is Seven Feet, Three Hundred Pounds of raw genetic talent. And no matter who's across the ring from me, they pale in comparison to the DNA of WCTNA. AJ, Daniels, buckle up boys, cause I've got a ride on the Hellevator reserved just for you.
*Morgan mockingly checks his invisible watch before walking out of the shot*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 25, 2009 16:33:20 GMT -5
Tenay: At the top of the show we found out that Pep Squad USA will defend the Knockouts tag titles against Taylor Wilde and Hamada as well as Daffney and Tara. Taz: And we also found out Raven will have to face the Monster Abyss. Tenay: Well next Tara takes on the dangerous Hamada.
Penzer: The following Knockouts contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, Tara!
Penzer: And her opponent form Tokyo, Japan, Hamada!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by comahan on Oct 25, 2009 16:35:13 GMT -5
Hamada with a moonsault
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2009 16:38:41 GMT -5
Hamada with a choke!
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Post by comahan on Oct 25, 2009 16:42:19 GMT -5
So, with me being Velvet now... that means Im basically Rayne by association right? Also, whats the Angelina situation?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 25, 2009 16:48:43 GMT -5
Hamada goes for a moonsault but Tara rolls out of the way. Hamada lands on he feet and is met with a kick to the guy. Tara goes for the Widow's Peak but Hamada squrims out and locks in the Katahajime. Tara fights but she eventually passes out.
Penzer: Here is your winner: Hamada.
Hamada refuses to let go until Taylor Wilde comes out and tells her to release the hold. Daffney then comes running out and gets into a brawl with Taylor. Hamada then grabs Daffney and hits the Hamada Driver.
Taz: Man, Hamada laid out both Tara and Daffney. Tenay: We could be looking at the next Knockout tag team champions.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 25, 2009 16:50:52 GMT -5
*Cody Deaner and Jethro Holliday are shown sitting on a crate backstage with JB drinking beers* Hey Cody?
Yeah Jeth?
How old is ya?
f*** if ah didn't lose count awhile back
And How old am ah?
How would ah know?
And JB how is ya?
Well I'm-
Scratch that ah frankly don't care Try it sometime it's like losing a great weight *Jethro takes a sip of his beer* Kurt Angle wants to talk about Ah'm crazy? Well Kurt talk talk until yer blue in the face then put on yer Oxygen mask suck it on down and then talk some more Ah'm not bothered Ah actually think it's kinda funny
Ha HaLarious
Kurt you were good once And do you know why? cause you brought in an unrivaled mat wrestling skill And unlike Jeff yer an ACTUAL! legend But you know something Kurt? It doesn't matter how good you are on the mat if'n ah don't get down there with you Ah can go on the mat Kurt But ah don't like to Ah prefer to let my fists do my talking *Jethro raises one hand and adjust his ball cap* Ah've been through fire and brimstone,harlem to hong kong and hell from Waxahatchie to Kansas But don't stop on mah account Kurt keep going Just know you'll need that breath at Turning Point Cody?
Yeah Jeth?
Watch this *Jethro stands up then throws his beer bottle in the air, the camera zooms in on the beer spiralling all over JB before Jethro punches it on the way down and shatters it*
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