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Post by Dave at the Movies on Dec 11, 2009 2:44:39 GMT -5
In Character Roleplay/Promos Thread 1
This thread is set up to let anyone apart of the WWCF to do roleplays/promos with their character. There should be no Out Of Character talk in this thread.(The original World WrestleCrap Federation thread which is at Thread 21 now is for Out Of Character non-kayfabe talk from now on.)
If you still want to use colored text that is fine but it is no longer required.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Dec 11, 2009 3:35:30 GMT -5
Boiler Room Brawler, I've given you alot to think about. You know your options, all that's left is for you to know where you stand. Neither Enemy Nor Friend... OR Enemy or Friend.
You decide. The Black Dynasty will see you in the ring Monday.
Damn Right.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 11, 2009 17:13:36 GMT -5
*Inside we see Seth Drakin at his desk with Commissioner Morton on the opposite side.*
Seth: Well it seems that with you buying Amigo's spot in the next Hardcore Title Match, which will be a fatal four way involving the champion, General of the Monkey Army, and Boiler Room Brawler. Now I will offer BRB and General deals to where if they win the title, they can retire the belt to me and they will get something special in return. Now I hear you have 2 people who you have offered to get the fourth spot.
Jessica: Yes I do, and they are The Technical Professional, Starshine and Hollywood Viva Los Bio Dome.
Seth: Why Bio Dome?
Jessica: Well he is asking for an opportunity to show his talent and this way, we might be able to shut him up.
Seth: Good point and I do like your idea of the Technical Professional. But I also have two people who I would like to offer the fourth spot as well.
Jessica: And who are they?
Seth: Well, first I offered it to the former Heatz Champion "Champagne" Jay Carrol.
Jessica: Don't we have issues with that guy?
Seth: Yes, we do....but he is a guy who can deal with hardcore situations and with the options I have for his deal, he might be able to finally get rid of the Hardcore Title.
Jessica: And who is the other?
Seth: The other is a man who has yet to return to the ring yet in Evil M.
Jessica: Oooh, that is a very good choice.
Seth: Exactly. He is a former Hardcore Champion and he really hates Jonathan Michaels. I think he would love to screw Jonathan over and with the deals I have for him, he might be able to do just nicely for what I have planned.
Jessica: So who will get the 4th spot?
Seth: I don't know right now, but I have an idea to find out.
Jessica: Go on...
Seth: The first of those four who come into our office are the first person to hear what deals I have for them and if they accept, they get the 4th spot. If not, the next person can come in.
Jessica: Interesting idea and we shall see what will happen.
Seth: Yes we will.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Dec 11, 2009 20:27:21 GMT -5
*Jay Carroll adjusts his blazer, checks his hair, and opens the door to Seth Drakin's office*
You know, usually business propositions are sent to TTS before I even look at them. But, when I heard that Mister Drakin wanted an audience, I just had to scope this out without my legal team. Hm....
*Jay proceeds to sit in the chair in front of Jessica, and prop his feet up on the desk. Seth's bodyguards shoot him evil looks*
You mind calling your human attack dogs down?
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Dec 11, 2009 20:45:43 GMT -5
- Johnny Green can be seen outside of the window. He's dressed as Michael Jackson and leans over to turn on his boom box. He begins to dance as Smooth Criminal blares out from the speakers. He moon walks , then grabs his crotch , spins and moon walks again. Before doing a split and popping back up to as a couple of background dancers dressed as zombies begin doing the thriller dance lead by johnny once again. They continue to dance as the men talk inside.-
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 11, 2009 20:55:52 GMT -5
*Seth gives the signal for his bodyguards to back off and they do exactly that.*
Seth: I know you are an interesting person in that while you can do Hardcore things like that spot at Gookermania 2 with the table (which between us...I know the fans think you did it for them, but I know that you did it to inflict pain on your opponent to win a match and didnt care what the fans think), however....you seem to be not a fan of the hardcore scene. Now, I know that the Hardcore Title is beneath you and you really would not care to be champion of that cesspool of a division. But, I think a sort of person with hatred for the division, but have no problems getting your hands dirty and can do quite well in those conditions.
Now while you may come back by saying that you disagree with what I say about you, but this is what I do know. I know a person like you...well as AC/DC would say..."Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"....is not your thing. You have more of a "You scratch my back, I will scratch yours" so here is the deal.
I have two rewards that you can choose from if you win the Hardcore Title and deliver it directly to me. Now, I would offer you the Championship of Honor for a trade (and if you want that, that could be arranged as an alternate choice), but I am sure that you have better things to do with your time so here are the two rewards from my end that you get to choose from.
*Seth brings out two sheets of paper.*
A. You and your tag team partner get a shot at the tag team titles.
or
B. The night after A Very Special WWCF Christmas, you will go one on one (non-title of course) against Jazzman.
So you have a very big choice. You can take one of the two choices, you can take the Championship of Honor trade, or you can decline all offers and then get out of my office.
So what is it going to be?
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Post by littlenaitch on Dec 12, 2009 16:58:06 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen outside of the parts unknown arena.
LN- What is with all these wannabe muscians here in the WWCF? I thought the Heavy Metal Express was enough but now we have some guy by the name of Johnny Green dancing around like the late, great Michael Jackson. That's great that he wants to pay tribute to Jackson but doing it here in the WWCF is just going to cause him problems that he wont be ready for.
Anyway, I have more important things to worry about then Johnny Green. This Monday night at NiteRaw, the Heavy Metal Express will once again be shown up as the Southwest Connection will out wrestle them in this Rules of Honor match. Things have been pretty quiet on the Heavy Metal Express side as I am going to guess that they are trying to figure out a way to beat us since unlike at in Your Apartment, they wont be allowed to use a weapon to beat us. At In Your Apartment,we had those heavy metal wannabes beat right in the middle of the ring but they had to use a chair to get the win on us. Things are going to be a lot different this Monday night in this Rules of Honor match as everyone knows that the Southwest Connection is the best technically sound tag team that this company has to offer and we will show that in two nights. The Southwest Connection are going to embarras those two wannabes on Monday night as we continue our quest to regain the World Tag Team Championship. Heavy Metal Express, there's no shame in losing to the greatest tag team in the WWCF but you two are going to pay for using that chair on us at In Your Apartment as we are going to ground you two and stretch you and possibly send one of you, if not both of you, to the hospital!
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Post by Square on Dec 12, 2009 18:27:47 GMT -5
For all of you knuckle dragging nethanderthals that are always asking "Square, what are you actually thinking? Do you actually believe all that you say" tonight your questions will be answered. Yes.
Yes the Revolution of Evolution believes he is the greatest in this company. Yes the Grim Reaper's Greatest Weapon believes the hype. And yes, the real life Superman with no Kyrptonite truley hates Aaron Enigma with every fibre in his body. For you see, this hatred between Engima and Square isn't just to sell merchandise or PPVs its real. All the insults that are thrown around are filled with the venom that you idiotic fans think, all the punches are thrown to hurt and this battle will never end. For every Stone Cold theres a Rock, for every Hulk Hogan theres a Ted Dibiase and for every Aaron Enigma theres a Square. Until the end of this company Enigma the war will never end, and even together as tag partners the temptation not to strike you down is strong. To the ends of this earth Enigma nothing shall stop this fued, the future of the Revolution of Evolution and the Head Decetive is intertwined like a piece of string...Except that the string get cuts come A Very Special WWCF Christmas, when you legs are broken, you back snaps, your neck cracks your body beaten to a bloody pulp never to return to this company thanks to the Non American Hero.
This is a warning Enigma, bring everything you have next Sunday. Because you keep talking about how theres a fire ignited under you, I am the fire bitch and I will burn you alive.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 12, 2009 23:02:27 GMT -5
Square, when are you going to understand this. I am not afraid of you. I will never be afraid of you. You're petty threats mean nothing, and now you are speaking of taking me out permanently. I don't know what is the most ridiculous part of what you just said.
I'm gonna make this as clear as I can for you Square. I am going to beat you at A Very Special WWCF Christmas. I am going to become the #1 contender, and I am going to King of Wrestlecrap and becoming the WWCF Heavyweight champion. I don't need your silly nicknames, you repetitive use of the world Squareplosion, or your incredibly arrogant tone of voice. I back up what I say with actions. I beat you 1 on 1, I eliminated you from the title match at In Your Apartment, and I'll beat you again on my quest to become Heavyweight champion.
I'm sick of your attitude, and you are right, this feud isn't going to end, however I will always come out on top, because I have things you don't. Your words cannot tear me down, because I every single fan cheering for me in the WWCF universe, yelling at me to kick your ass. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. I'll see you a couple days, partner.
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Post by littlenaitch on Dec 13, 2009 3:08:15 GMT -5
Hey Aaron, you gotta remember that Square thinks that everyone is either afraid of him or should be afraid of him even though he's not a scary person. Square hasn't really done anything since he and Starshine split up. Square's only claim to fame is that he is a former tag team champion who held the belt for only 27 days and has not held any gold since then. Square needs to get at the end of the line when it comes to getting a title shot as in my eyes, he hasn't earned one yet.
Anyway, Heavy Metal Express, where are you? Are you two even prepared for this match on Monday night? You two may think you can win this match with brawling but once you guys make a mistake, that's when the Southwest Connection will capitalize on it and start stretching you. We are the most technically sound team in this company and you two can not match up to us. We are going to come out of this match one step closer to becoming the first TEAM to win the tag team titles three times.
Speaking of three time tag team champions, Stryker, I have not forgotten about how you laid me out all those months ago with a severe concussion. Oh no, I have been side tracked which is my fault but I am coming for you now pal. It was your vicious attack that cost me the World Heavyweight Championship. It is because of you that I have not been quite the same since the injury. Once the Southwest Connection get done making fools out of the Heavy Metal Express, we will be coming after you and Hollywood Viva Los Bio Dome and those newly won World Tag Team titles. So Stryker, you are now officially a wanted man and I will not rest until I have your blood on my hands!!
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Post by The Fishmonger on Dec 13, 2009 5:46:39 GMT -5
*Spends a while setting up a fish stall in the backstage area*
Hey you there! Yes you sir. Can I interest you in any fish today? This is the plaice to get it.
You all talk up your skills as wrestlers, but none of you know how better you could actually be with some fish in your diet. You want to climb to the top of the pile here in WWCF? Well how about you clam to the top? You fill up on fast food diets swilled down with a cold beer or two, but you cod have a much batter diet.
I'll hit you with some reel facts about how my fish can benefit you, and i'll show you just how batter you could make yourself.
- Fish that are rich in omega 3 fatty acids can improve the health of your brain tissue and also improve the retina. This means you can think better, and be more aware of your surroundings.
- Fish help to reduce the risk of heart disease and strokes by reducing blood clots, improving blood vessel elasticity, lowering blood pressure and lowering blood fats. In a sport that takes an intense toll on your body, fish can help prolong your life span, and therefore your career.
- Depression is linked to low levels of omega 3 fatty acids in the brain, so in a losing streak and feeling down? Fill up on fish, get back in a winning state of mind and get back in the ring.
- Fish are also packed with protein, so in a sport where muscle mass and strength do no harm at all, fish are the perfect food
So with my fish rich diet can you see how much quicker I can think in the ring than you? Can you see how much better my eyesight and awareness is than you? Can you see that I'm in peak physical condition? And can you see if you beat me, it won't bring me down, I'll go home and have a nice side of salmon and come back stronger mentally and physically?
I don't mean to carp on about myself, believe me I'm not trying to belittle you, I'm not trying to be a role model to you and I'm not saying you have no sole. I'm trying to improve you by getting more fish in your diet.
So help me to help you, buy my fish and you'll see that what I'm saying isn't a load of pollocks. If you aren't interested in buying my fish, then i'll make you interested.
I'll get you hook, line and sinker
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Dec 13, 2009 11:19:26 GMT -5
Naitch, you talk too much. But you'll soon be shut up.
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Post by theganzobomb on Dec 13, 2009 18:03:23 GMT -5
*Is shown sitting in his locker room Stryker your a WWCF Original. You have had a good career here and its my honor to wrestle you and I respect you but just cause i respect you doesn't mean i like your methods. We have a single match on Raw just before the PPV and I wanna beat you bad. I want to prove to you and everyone else I got the desire I don't care if you like me or don't.or Even if you beat me cause no matter what stryker I'm going to take you to the limit. I'm gonna win respect and prove it doesn't matter the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 14, 2009 16:32:21 GMT -5
Seth: You know, I am waiting several days on your response, Jay and yet I have nothing. Hell, I got a quicker deal with Evil M where I make him part of the triple threat match and he owes me a favor.
Jessica: Speaking of favors, since you lost a bet to me on Florida vs Alabama, you owe me and as soon as we are done with this deal, I plan on collecting. And you know what would happen to you if I won....
*Seth looks at Jessica confused, but then closes his eyes and remembers.*
Seth: Oh dear lord.....
*Seth looks back at Jay*
Seth: Okay Jay, take as much time as you need.
*Jessica then looks at Jay*
Jessica: He has to watch a Twilight-Full Moon double feature at the local Parts Unknown Theater with me.
Seth: Darn it, he does not need to know that. In fact, no one needs to know...
*Seth sees the camera on*
Seth: How long has that camera been on???
Cameraman: Long enough to hear that you lost a bet and have to watch the Twilight Saga double feature.
Seth: Crap......there goes the neighborhood.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Dec 14, 2009 20:29:46 GMT -5
Seth: You know, I am waiting several days on your response, Jay and yet I have nothing. Hell, I got a quicker deal with Evil M where I make him part of the triple threat match and he owes me a favor. Jessica: Speaking of favors, since you lost a bet to me on Florida vs Alabama, you owe me and as soon as we are done with this deal, I plan on collecting. And you know what would happen to you if I won....*Seth looks at Jessica confused, but then closes his eyes and remembers.* Seth: Oh dear lord.....*Seth looks back at Jay* Seth: Okay Jay, take as much time as you need. *Jessica then looks at Jay* Jessica: He has to watch a Twilight-Full Moon double feature at the local Parts Unknown Theater with me. Seth: Darn it, he does not need to know that. In fact, no one needs to know...*Seth sees the camera on* Seth: How long has that camera been on???Cameraman: Long enough to hear that you lost a bet and have to watch the Twilight Saga double feature. Seth: Crap......there goes the neighborhood. *Jay Carroll knocks on the door, and pays his doppelganger for his services* Wow Seth, you really sat here staring at some guy that looks like me for 3 days, huh? Your perception is way off, this guy barely looks like me. I know it's not befitting for you to wear prescription glasses, but if you can be fooled this easily, you might want to look into that. *The doppelganger and Jay stand side by side. It can be seen that Jay is the taller and better looking of the two men, and the doppelganger's Armani suit is 3 seasons behind* Sometimes, it really pays off to have a cousin with a striking resemblance to you.
At any rate, your offer... I've taken the weekend to mull it over, since I took the measure of having this conversation recorded. And, I'll accept your offer. It seems as if you finally have come to some sensibility, and decided that sending rookies who haven't paid their dues to do your bidding isn't a plan for success. Where others have failed, I shall succeed. And when I beat him to a pulp, bring you Johnathan Michaels' Hardcore Title, drape it across this desk, and decide on my reward for my endeavors, maybe you'll take that into consideration the next time you're feeling generous with title shots.
Oh, and do yourself a favor: Skip the Twilight double feature. You'll want to put your good eye out after you watch that crap. Don't ask me how I know.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 14, 2009 21:41:14 GMT -5
Seth: You know, I am waiting several days on your response, Jay and yet I have nothing. Hell, I got a quicker deal with Evil M where I make him part of the triple threat match and he owes me a favor. Jessica: Speaking of favors, since you lost a bet to me on Florida vs Alabama, you owe me and as soon as we are done with this deal, I plan on collecting. And you know what would happen to you if I won....*Seth looks at Jessica confused, but then closes his eyes and remembers.* Seth: Oh dear lord.....*Seth looks back at Jay* Seth: Okay Jay, take as much time as you need. *Jessica then looks at Jay* Jessica: He has to watch a Twilight-Full Moon double feature at the local Parts Unknown Theater with me. Seth: Darn it, he does not need to know that. In fact, no one needs to know...*Seth sees the camera on* Seth: How long has that camera been on???Cameraman: Long enough to hear that you lost a bet and have to watch the Twilight Saga double feature. Seth: Crap......there goes the neighborhood. *Jay Carroll knocks on the door, and pays his doppelganger for his services* Wow Seth, you really sat here staring at some guy that looks like me for 3 days, huh? Your perception is way off, this guy barely looks like me. I know it's not befitting for you to wear prescription glasses, but if you can be fooled this easily, you might want to look into that. *The doppelganger and Jay stand side by side. It can be seen that Jay is the taller and better looking of the two men, and the doppelganger's Armani suit is 3 seasons behind* Sometimes, it really pays off to have a cousin with a striking resemblance to you.
At any rate, your offer... I've taken the weekend to mull it over, since I took the measure of having this conversation recorded. And, I'll accept your offer. It seems as if you finally have come to some sensibility, and decided that sending rookies who haven't paid their dues to do your bidding isn't a plan for success. Where others have failed, I shall succeed. And when I beat him to a pulp, bring you Johnathan Michaels' Hardcore Title, drape it across this desk, and decide on my reward for my endeavors, maybe you'll take that into consideration the next time you're feeling generous with title shots.
Oh, and do yourself a favor: Skip the Twilight double feature. You'll want to put your good eye out after you watch that crap. Don't ask me how I know. *Seth shakes his head Seth: Carroll, I dont have a choice in the manner. I lost a bet.
Just make sure Jonathan doesnt come out of that ring as the champion.
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Post by Viva on Dec 15, 2009 0:28:20 GMT -5
*The camera pans out to show a destroyed hotel room, and a very angry "Hollywood" iViva Los Bio Dome!
Really, Seth Drakin? Are you f***ING serious? I ask for a match at A Very Special WWCF Christmas, and you give me a singles match with.. wait for it... GANZO BOMB? Why the f*** would I want to fight him? He's FAR beneath me. Your strumpet assistant had it right when she told you to put me in a match that mattered, you brain dead dumbass.
Jesus Christ, I've done it all in the last year. I WAS THE FIRST EVER HEATZ!!1 CHAMPION. That's in the record books forever. I win the f***ing Tag Titles and WHAT DO I GET? A MATCH WITH SOME SCRUB NEWCOMER WHO'S NOT WORTH HOLDING MY DICK WHILE I PEE? Great way to treat your champions around here.
Ganzo, if you think the treatment I gave you during our first match on Heatz!!1 was rough? You don't know s***. You don't have a snowballs chance in hell next week. If I were you, I'd storm right in to Seth Drakin's office and give him a piece of your mind for signing your obituary this week.
Get that f***ing camera out of my face.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 15, 2009 9:52:32 GMT -5
*The sound of clapping is heard as the camera pans around, trying to find the source. Eventually the camera pans to Aaron, nursing a couple bruises but clapping heartedly before stopping*
It seems like you finally showed your true colors, Square. I was willing to put aside our differences to win the match, but you couldn't get past your ridiculous sense of righteousness. You think you are god's gift to wrestling, the revolution of evolution, blah blah blah. Square, I've been here for almost a year, and during that whole time, there is no one that has blatantly disrespected me as much as you have. Corporate attacked me because they saw me as a threat. You attack me because you have something to prove and no one is listening to your words, so you have to back them up with actions. It's understandable, but unfortunately, you've managed to piss me off. Now a detective alone is a tough person to best. An angry detective with a game plan? Nigh impossible.
Every attack you use on me ruins your chances of being number one contender. Every Squareplosion you talk about, every one you hit, it's nothing compared to what I will do you in return. In 6 days, we go to war. The WWCF Universe vs. one man. Do you really think you have a chance? You're more arrogant than I thought if the thought of winning even crosses your mind. I don't know why you started this hate for me, something about me being not deserving of a title shot. Understandable, I guess, although when you think about it, stopping Corporate's reign of terror was a big thing, especially considering I did it single-handedly. Sure people got mad at me because they wanted to do it, I just took the initiative.
Six days, Square. Use them wisely, because I'm looking for a little revenge, and no amount of nicknames is going to help you. No amount of Squareplosion threats will save you. No amount of words will save you. You are stepping into the ring with a caged demon, and I'm ready to unlock the door. And once I do, you'll never be the same after.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Dec 15, 2009 10:06:12 GMT -5
Today, The Heavy Metal Express doesn't feel like partying. We took the Southwest Connection to the limit, once again, but unlike In Your Apartment, they got the win. I hope you enjoy it while it lasts, boys. I know I would've had Tyfo beaten with the Blastbeat Bomb if Naitch hadn't blinsided me, but that's fine. I hope your proud of yourselves, and I hope you keep convicing yourselves that you "outwrestled" us. Its just gonna serve as more of a reason for us to become the #1 contenders to the tag titles, and to end your pathetic reunion tour.
Now, we have a match at a Very Special WWCF Christmas. A 3-way tag team match comprising us, Voodoo Chickens or whatever they're called, and those whiners the Southwest Connection. Now I've busted my ass time and time again for this company, and yet I haven't been rewarded with championship gold. It sickens me to see undeserving people reaching the upper eschelon of the WWCF, while guys like me - who deliver stellar performances and entertain the crowds like nobody else can, are dismissed as a "rookie" and a "joke". Well, next week, Dave and I go another step further to winning those tag team straps, and proving that we fight twice as hard as we rock.
TTS and Jay, I've not had many run-ins with you, and for all intents and purposes I respect you, but you had better stop trying to get into Seth Drakin's good graces and prepare yourselves for one hell of a fight, because that's exactly what we plan to do. I don't need to waste any more breath on the Southwest Connection, but rest assured we are more pissed off than ever, and are determined to take out our frustrations on you two. You may be a decorated tag team and all that, but soon we'll leave you in the dust, because while you are content to coast on past glories, we are the future of tag team wrestling in this company.
As for the Resistance, I know you've had your problems with Ganzobomb, another guy who's gonna have an extremely bright future - but you'd better be looking over your shoulders, and I hope you'll be watching our match at the pay-per-view very carefully. We're gonna win that match by any means necessary, and then we're coming after you, boys. I know your both usually busy having lover's quarrels and all that, but we don't wanna hear no excuses from either of you when we claim what is rightfully ours - the WWCF Tag Titles - and we sate our appetite for destruction.
We are The Heavy Metal Express. We are the next tag team champions, and if you don't like it...we don't care.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Dec 15, 2009 11:44:37 GMT -5
Boiler Room Brawler, the more I look at you, the more I realise I was wasting my time with you. When we fought, I beat you, and when I made you an offer... not only did you turn me down, you chose to get on my bad side. Only for you to attempt to come back to me the moment it looked like M.O.P. had you trumped.
Needless to say you learnt your lesson.
Good luck in your match against M.O.P., I know you'll need it. However more importantly I don't even understand why you're getting this shot seeing how I owned your ass the last few weeks and I get nothing. No biggie, I'll gladly be watching this contest at ringside, infact I might even grace King and Gorilla with my presence.
Now onto the next agenda, it looks like I AM infact getting a match on this card, against a newcomer known as the Fishmonger. This will be his first match so I don't really know what to expect from him, however from what I've seen he's simply another hapless gimmick.
You can give me all the fish puns you want pal, I'll gladly give you something in return. Attitude. Courtesy of The Black Dynasty.
Neither Enemy Nor Friend Fishlips, you're just simply a Fishmonger toetipping into a pool of sharks.
Damn Right!
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