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Post by Dave at the Movies on Feb 24, 2010 8:11:19 GMT -5
In Character Roleplay/Promos Thread 2
This thread is set up to let anyone apart of the WWCF to do roleplays/promos with their character. There should be no Out Of Character talk in this thread.(The original World WrestleCrap Federation thread which is at Thread 21 now is for Out Of Character non-kayfabe talk from now on.)
If you still want to use colored text that is fine but it is no longer required.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 24, 2010 12:12:20 GMT -5
I said that Amigo would be the downfall of Team Drakin, yet nobody believed me. They all said his brawling style would help our team to victory, including my own partner, Evil M. I listened to them and did my best to co-exist with Amigo. And what did I get in returnl a boot to the face by one Amigo.
I hope your happy with yourself, Amigo. You cost Team Drakin the war and walked off the battlefield. You left your comrades in danger and hightailed it to safety. You proved what I've been saying for the past few months: you're nothing but a failure.
I would like to take this time to personally apologize to Mr. Drakin. I'm deeply sorry for what Amigo did at WarGames. If it wasn't for him, we'd be celebrating our victory right now. Alas, that no-good degenerate turned on his team. I'm sorry.
Ah well, I'm sure I can somehow get over this as I take the promised tag team title shots very, very soon.
*Prepares to log out, until he notices this little snippet*Just want you to know, Amigo. I may have lost the rankings match, but I won't lose a bit of momentum against you. Believe me, when the time comes, I'll be more ready than ever... |
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Post by thesam07 on Feb 24, 2010 23:37:51 GMT -5
Sorry about the delay but I have been celebrating with The Family and Jonathan Michaels for the past few days after our win at Wargames.
But yet, i can't help but feeling like there is something missing?...oh yeah! Seth Drakin is still CEO of WWCF.
Even though I have an iron clad contract thanks to Team The Sam I still have yet to make Seth Drakin regret the day he decided to become CEO. And until I get Seth's blood on my hands I will continue my quest to stop Seth before he destroys wrestling all together.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Feb 25, 2010 0:05:19 GMT -5
We see Smokin Vokoun walking by his old elementary school and stops to reflect on it
This was were it all started for me. The day that my childhood innocence was lost forever. You see kids, this was the place that Joe Cohedes, the school bully, almost beat Ol' Smokie to death. None of you can truly understand the pain that was not only going through me physically...but psychologically. Because once he pretty much left me for dead that one spring day, I realized that my life as I knew it....was over. I wasn't "Alex Vokoun" anymore.... and on that day....I BECAME A MONSTER!!! And that monster inside of me just grew and grew until it grew to the what you people see today. AND IT'S STILL GROWING!!! Know... I don't know how to stop it, because I STOPPED TRYING. And since last Monday, when I was beaten in the pin to win....it has feed the beast within me. It has fed the beast within Xavian Gunn. That loss has given us a purpose....to become the WWCF World Tag Team Champions. TTS....remember me and Xavian? Remember what you did to me at Ernest Goes To Wargames last Monday? Because like an elephant....I NEVER FORGET!!!!
So I guess this leaves The Southwest Connection in a really bad spot. Yes, Southwest Connection...on Niteraw...you have to go up against Xavian Gunn and...myself. Now I will give you two a lot of credit..you guys are two time World Tag team champions and Little Naitch, your a former World Champ as well.
(He starts to giggle in a crazy way.)
So what does that make us...WHEN WE DESTROY YOUR CAREERS!!!! Southwest Connection...you cannot possibly be able to stand up to what is about to be unleashed upon your head. You cannot realize what kind of animals that you will be taking on. I AM A PURE MONSTER!!! I AM NOT A MAN YOU SHOULD MESS WITH!!! Southwest Connection consider this... you have had a great run, but me and X-man, we are not gonna stop until we see BLOOD AND GUTS!!!!...And that will only be just the beginning of your own personal hell. Just think about that....
(He whispers)
Because Smokin Vokoun....isn't jokin.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 25, 2010 0:25:33 GMT -5
Sorry about the delay but I have been celebrating with The Family and Jonathan Michaels for the past few days after our win at Wargames.
But yet, i can't help but feeling like there is something missing?...oh yeah! Seth Drakin is still CEO of WWCF.
Even though I have an iron clad contract thanks to Team The Sam I still have yet to make Seth Drakin regret the day he decided to become CEO. And until I get Seth's blood on my hands I will continue my quest to stop Seth before he destroys wrestling all together.
You see Sam, in 2008, you used a very guillible Uncle Seth Drakin to hide the fact that you were courting Amigo. You know, getting my ass kicked because I talked to you a few times actually made me think that I was going to be a member of the Family. Funny how that never happened and I come to find out you used me as a trojan horse. From that day forward, I vowed that I would never be played like that again. In fact, I would play others like that better than you could have ever imagined, which as Little Naitch knows.....I succeeded in stride.
You may call me a monster for being the Puppet Master that I am, but you were Dr. Frankenstein in creating what I am now. And when I heard I would be given the oppurtunity to replace you and your then friend Dave as the man who ran this company, youre damn right I took it. I was retired anyways thanks to your friend LN so being able to sign that contract took no hesitation in my heart.
And for your old job as Commissioner, I would reward someone who was there for me and someone who I knew that the sexist in you would despise in Jessica Morton. I mean a smart intelligent woman doing a job you think could never be done and like it or not, she has succeeded far more than you could ever hope to accomplish. It is kind of my way to take everything you hold so dear......your beliefs. Kind of like the monster killed everyone Frankenstein ever cared for.
This whole journey of you trying to take me down as CEO is kind of like how the good doctor swore that he would pursue the monster until one destroys the other. I have one warning; be careful in your pursuit to remove me as CEO because at the end of Frankenstein, the creator died long before his creation. |
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Feb 25, 2010 9:16:15 GMT -5
I said that Amigo would be the downfall of Team Drakin, yet nobody believed me. They all said his brawling style would help our team to victory, including my own partner, Evil M. I listened to them and did my best to co-exist with Amigo. And what did I get in returnl a boot to the face by one Amigo.
I hope your happy with yourself, Amigo. You cost Team Drakin the war and walked off the battlefield. You left your comrades in danger and hightailed it to safety. You proved what I've been saying for the past few months: you're nothing but a failure.
I would like to take this time to personally apologize to Mr. Drakin. I'm deeply sorry for what Amigo did at WarGames. If it wasn't for him, we'd be celebrating our victory right now. Alas, that no-good degenerate turned on his team. I'm sorry.
Ah well, I'm sure I can somehow get over this as I take the promised tag team title shots very, very soon.As per usual, you shroud your inabilities in the ring with juvenile gay jokes. What you call brown-nosing, I call appreciation for a great man. Unlike you, I have pride and, most of all, talent. You can run your mouth and make all the jokes you want. At the end of the day, you're nothing but a worthless piece of garbage. As for your question, Mr. Drakin has done something for me in return. He has given the Truth Coalition a match against you and Square next week. I'll get the chance to finally beat some respect into you. |
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 25, 2010 9:47:54 GMT -5
Oh, I'm so very sorry for you, Yellowjacket. I knew you were literally bursting a nut inside your pants to team with ol' Seth, but yet, I do believe it was you who ruined this chance. You did not such thing as *ahem* "Co-exist". As usual, you acted like the snotty, haughty, stuck-up person that you are. I was OK with Square, Evil M, and maybe even Jazzman, but you had show disdain, and you paid for it. I didn't "run to safety", which is ridiculous to say in itself, I merely got tired of your BS, and left. Also, as usual, you verbally fellate Seth, but sometimes I wonder, has he ever really paid you back for it? Or is he simply smart enough to know that you are a mincing little brown-noser, and shouldn't be given attention? Even so, Seth's day as a wrestler are over, and he still should be concetrating on running this joint anyways.
Ah well, I'm sure I can somehow get over this as I take the promised tag team title shots very, very soon. As per usual, you shroud your inabilities in the ring with juvenile gay jokes. What you call brown-nosing, I call appreciation for a great man. Unlike you, I have pride and, most of all, talent. You can run your mouth and make all the jokes you want. At the end of the day, you're nothing but a worthless piece of garbage. As for your question, Mr. Drakin has done something for me in return. He has given the Truth Coalition a match against you and Square next week. I'll get the chance to finally beat some respect into you. A piece of garbage, who was the first WWCF World Heavyweight Champion, something you will never be, little boy. Point for me. And isn't Pride one of your sins? Some annoying bible-thumper you are. Oh, and expect the worse on monday. Heh heh heh....... |
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Post by littlenaitch on Feb 25, 2010 20:01:06 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen with his a bandage on his forehead to cover up his stitches from the War Games bout. He has a huge smile on his face as he begins to talk.
LN: First of all it feels so damn good to still be in control of Seth Drakin's wrestling future. Also Square, I told you that your ass would fail in your attempt to take me out for good and that is exactly what you did. Once again The Family regins supreme over this company and I want to thank Jonathan Michaels for his help this last week against Seth's team. Jonathan, your future is extremely bright around here and if you stay on the course you are currently on, it will only be a matter of time before you become the World Heavyweight Champion.
Now this Monday night the Southwest Connection are in action against the new rooking tandem of Smokin Vokoun and Xavian Gunn. I do have to admit that I was impressed with the way you two dominated at the pay-per-view but the two of you have never been in the ring against the greatest tag team in this companies history. Let me correct you Mr Vokoun, the Southwest Connection are the only THREE TIME WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, not two, so get that straight. We have beaten every tag team that has been put in front of us including the current champs who owe us a rematch which when we cash in, we will regain our belts for a fourth time.
Well once again we have an insane man who truly believes that he is going to end not only my career but also Tyfo's career. Excuse me while I laugh.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OK sorry. Anyway, nobody learns from others mistakes do they? I mean this moron believes he is going to destroy my career just like Square and Seth Drakin who both failed horribly in their attempts to take me out. I will again admit that he is impressive but I am tired of seeing him beat up opponents after the match is over. Tyfo and myself will use our speed and agility and our experience to wear these two men down. Do you this see this bandage Vokoun? Have you not followed my career here in this company? I am NOT AFRAID TO BLEED! I have bled a ton over the last year and a half so a little blood will not bother me at all. Now we have been in the ring with monsters before and have beaten them so on NiteRaw nothing will change as the Southwest Connection will come out on top and get one step closer to getting our rematch and reclaiming our gold. Vokoun, X, get ready to go to tag team wrestling 101 as you are in for one helluva lesson, see ya on NiteRaw punks!
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Post by delurked on Feb 26, 2010 16:12:07 GMT -5
Titanothere is in his ring gear, pads, and helmet backstage:
This Sunday on Heatz! I have a match with KCB. This will be my debut as a singles competitor in the World WrestleCrap Federation. It should be a tough fight for me, given the contrast in our styles. He's a mat specialist, while me, let's be honest: I'm never going to be mistaken for George Hackenschmidt. George Steele, maybe.
KCB has a reputation of being willing to do whatever it takes to come out on top, so I'll have to be cautious. But I'm confident I can win. A victory on Sunday would be the first step in a long journey for me, one that, I'm hoping, will go through 'Saved By the Bell' and championship gold.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Feb 26, 2010 23:39:35 GMT -5
Smokin Vokoun: *He is lauging out loud* Oh boy the arrogance of these superstars. Little Naitch...I came out here a few days ago and I praised you for your talents and accomplishments...and all you can do...IS LAUGH AT!!! Let me tell you something Little Natich....I don't take kindly to people LAUGHING AT ME!!! I've been used to people making fun of me all of my life. You are just another person in this world...that hasn't taken me very seriously. I would hope that you were paying attention to the last person who laughed at me. It was that PUNK KID IN THE STANDS....when I made my debut. You see Little Naitch he was laughing at me...he saw this ragged,ugly looking son of a *bleep*...and he...started laughing at me. And let me tell you something Little Naitch...that asswipes laughs really brought me back. It brought me back to the days when I was just a little Smokie. When every little kid in the playground...USED TO MAKE FUN ME!!! And to be honest...one of them of looked JUST LIKE YOU, LITTLE NAITCH AND YOU TYFO!!!! Your laughs remind me of those stuck up, good looking, spoiled rich kids...who got whatever they wanted, WHENEVER THEY WANTED!!! And you treated people like me, like we were dirt on the ground, LIKE WE DIDN'T MATTER...I DIDN'T MATTER....(He starts to cry a little with some shrieking) Of course...all of you people saw what I did to that punk....and lets just say...he's not laughing at me anymore.
So...please believe me, once you started doubting me and my partner Xavian Gunn....and you started laughing...YOU ALREADY LOST THIS MATCH!!! Because not only are you so over confident of your supieroty...but once you started laughing, you have awoken a beast inside me. A BEAST THAT WILL EMERGE IN OUR MATCH AND DESTROY YOU!!! A beast that will be impossible to stop. So Little Naitch and Tyfo....let this be your warning...to bring everything you got into this match...because you might not get another chance. See ya later....(He giggles in a twisted matter)[/color]
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Post by littlenaitch on Feb 27, 2010 3:34:47 GMT -5
Smokin Vokoun: *He is lauging out loud* Oh boy the arrogence of these superstars. Little Naitch...I came out here a few days ago and I praised you for your talents and accomplishments...and all you can do...IS LAUGH AT!!! Let me tell you something Little Natich....I don't take kindly to people LAUGHING AT ME!!! I've been used to people making fun of me all of my life. You are just another person in this world...that hasn't taken me very serioulsy. I would hope that you were paying attention to the last person who laughed at me. It was that PUNK KID IN THE STANDS....when I made my debut. You see Little Naitch he was laughing at me...he saw this ragged,ugly looking son of a *bleep*...and he...started laughing at me. And let me tell you something Little Naitch...that asswipes laughs really brought me back. It brought me back to the days when I was just a little Smokie. When every little kid in the playground...USED TO MAKE FUN ME!!! And to be honest...one of them of looked JUST LIKE YOU, LITTLE NAITCH AND YOU TYFO!!!! Your laughs remind me of those stuck up, good looking, spoiled rich kids...who got whatever they wanted, WHENEVER THEY WANTED!!! And you treated people like me, like we were dirt on the ground, LIKE WE DIDN'T MATTER...I DIDN'T MATTER....(He starts to cry a little with some shrieking) Of course...all of you people saw what I did to that punk....and lets just say...he's not laughing at me anymore.
So...please believe me, once you started doubting me and my partner Xavian Gunn....and you started laughing...YOU ALREADY LOST THIS MATCH!!! Because not only are you so over confident of your supieroty...but once you started laughing, you have awoken a beast inside me. A BEAST THAT WILL EMERGE IN OUR MATCH AND DESTROY YOU!!! A beast that will be impossible to stop. So Little Naitch and Tyfo....let this be your warning...to bring everything you got into this match...because you might not get another chance. See ya later....(He giggles in a twisted matter) [/color][/quote] Look here you arrogant piece of crap! I was not laughing at you in general. I was laughing at your little comment about taking me out. I do take you very seriously but you taking me out after everything that I have been through in this company is laughable. I know very well that you are not a push over and are very dangerous but you will not be taking me out.
Now what you did to that fan in your debut was totally uncalled for and you are so lucky that you still have a job here. You have yet to pay for what you did but that changes this Monday night on NiteRaw. I am sick of you bullying everyone around here and that all ends this week Mr Vokoun. Let me go on record right now and say that I don't doubt you being a good wrestler and dangerous but you will not take me out for good like you plan on doing. Let me remind you that you also have to deal with the Pain Train, Mr Money in the Bank Tyfo who is pretty tough in his own right and also if things get out of hand, the newest member of The Family, "Champagne" Jay Carroll will not be far behind.
I fully believe that this match is going to be very brutal and I am not going to shy away from it even though I am pretty banged up from War Games. Smokin Vokoun, I have been watching film on you and have taken notes so I am well prepared for this match on Monday night. I am going to tell you something right now, I am not or will I ever be afraid of you. I did not become the first ever Triple Crown winner by being afraid of anyone. I have been in some of the most dangerous matches that this promotion has to offer and I have come out on top more times than not so someone like you who has destoryed just about everyone in your path doesn't scare me in the least. The Southwest Connection is the greatest tag team in WWCF history, albeit short history but none the less, we will show you and Gunn exactly why we are the best. You better watch a ton of film between now and Monday because if you are not prepared then we will have no problem making you two look silly. See ya in a couple days Smokin! |
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Feb 27, 2010 3:42:12 GMT -5
As per usual, you shroud your inabilities in the ring with juvenile gay jokes. What you call brown-nosing, I call appreciation for a great man. Unlike you, I have pride and, most of all, talent. You can run your mouth and make all the jokes you want. At the end of the day, you're nothing but a worthless piece of garbage. As for your question, Mr. Drakin has done something for me in return. He has given the Truth Coalition a match against you and Square next week. I'll get the chance to finally beat some respect into you. A piece of garbage, who was the first WWCF World Heavyweight Champion, something you will never be, little boy. Point for me. And isn't Pride one of your sins? Some annoying bible-thumper you are. Oh, and expect the worse on monday. Heh heh heh.......
Congratulations! You won the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship during a time when this company was trailer trash. It must have taken a lot of skill to do that. Let me ask you this. If you're such a prestigious champion as you proclaim you are, how come you haven't worn that belt since? Not only that, but, if memory serves correct, how come you lost it in your first title defense?
Oh, and pride to me isn't a sin. Why? Because I don't follow the rules of the Bible. I follow my own rules. My rules of honor. |
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 27, 2010 10:00:55 GMT -5
A piece of garbage, who was the first WWCF World Heavyweight Champion, something you will never be, little boy. Point for me. And isn't Pride one of your sins? Some annoying bible-thumper you are. Oh, and expect the worse on monday. Heh heh heh.......
Congratulations! You won the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship during a time when this company was trailer trash. It must have taken a lot of skill to do that. Let me ask you this. If you're such a prestigious champion as you proclaim you are, how come you haven't worn that belt since? Not only that, but, if memory serves correct, how come you lost it in your first title defense?
Oh, and pride to me isn't a sin. Why? Because I don't follow the rules of the Bible. I follow my own rules. My rules of honor. |
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Post by The Hangman on Mar 2, 2010 1:34:16 GMT -5
*As Raw continues, a cameraman catches the newest WWCF star*
*Subtitled, in French*
Hello, I do not speak much English, as even though I was born in Jamaica, I was raised in a French-speaking Haitian culture.
I am a protégé of the man known as Amigo. He scouted me a long time ago in Tijuana, Mexico, and personally trained me, and sent me around the world for other Hardcore promotions until I was ready for the WWCF, and as you can see, I am.
I feel no pity for that man I hurt tonight, because you always have to be ready for pain in wrestling. I hold no grudges for those I smash, and I always invite people to try and gain revenge, even though they will get hurt again. I look forward to many sucesses here, whether the people will accept me for who I am.
Now, let me try and say something in English
I am Hangman. I crush everything here who stand in way. No feeling sorry, I move on and win belts. Goodbye.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 2, 2010 2:10:40 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth Drakin in a suit and tie. He also has the Championship of Honor over his shoulder.*
Seth: At Saved By The Bell, I will be bringing some respect back into this business. In this era of turmoil that is causing some of our talent to leave, there will be one title that will show respect to all. I am of course talking about this piece of platinum known as the Championship of Honor. Play that awesome theme music for this Tournament....
Seth: I love that............
Now how would we be able to decide who is truly worthy of replacing myself as the Champion of Honor? With the Tournament of Honor, of course. Last year, we had a Tournament of Honor which crowned a man who would end up defeating me (in contreversal fashion) to become the only man besides myself to hold this title. Now we had a list of names and Jessica was kind enough to put those names in a raffle. Thank you very much, Jessica.
*Jessica comes in and smiles.*
Jessica: Your welcome, sweetie.
*Seth looks at her.*
Seth: While it is not a secret that you and me are dating, we really need to keep things on a professional level.
Jessica: Understood.
*The two of them go to a podium that holds 11 balls with numbers 2 through 12.
Seth: Now as you can see, we already did the raffle in private and mark 11 balls from 2 to 11. Why no #1? Well, I will reveal that later.
*Jessica starts picking up balls, opening them, and grabbing a sheet of paper out of them, revealing the name. She starts with #2. She hands the piece of paper to Seth who looks at it and smiles.*
Seth: Well, what do you know.....it seems fate wants me to have a good Championship of Honor as the man who has drawn #2 and the second bye is a man who exemplifies honor. That man is YellowJacket
*Seth is handed a paper from #3 and he reads the name. A scowl goes on his face.*
Seth: You have to be kidding me!!!!
*Seth breathes a sigh and then continues.*
Seth: It seems that the person who drew #3 and gets a bye is................."Champagne" Jay Carrol.
*The two have huge frowns and Seth throw the paper away in fustration.*
Seth: Jay, I hope whoever ends up advancing to face you kicks the holy hell out of you. I can't believe you are even in this tournament. You have no honor and it will show once you fail.
Now let's move on so I can calm myself in knowing who gets the last bye.
*Jessica hands him the paper from the #4 ball. Seth opens it up and smiles once again.*
Seth: Ladies and gentlemen, the man who recieves the final bye in this tournament and the #4 man drawn........a man who has seen the light out of the darkness known as the Hardcore Division......Evil M.
*The two smile as Seth and Jessica stop for a minute.*
Seth: That is all for the byes and now we will draw who will face each other next week in the first round. The balls #5 & #6 will be the people who will face off with the winner facing Evil M in the quarterfinals.
*Seth is handed two pieces of paper by Jessica. He opens them and likes what he sees.*
Seth: Well, it seems men of two different styles will be facing off as the Monster of the Mezozoic, Titanothere takes on the man who isn't jokin.......Smokin' Voukin.
*Jessica hands him two more pieces of paper that came from the #7 & #8 balls.*
Seth: Well, two men out of there element square off as Inspector Shetty faces the Voodoo Lawyer himself, TTS. The winner of that match will face Jay Carroll in the next round.
Jessica: Interesting thing about that was the original person who entered was "Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome. However, he dropped out on Monday mourning saying he was going to be busy doing something more than just winning the world title. Who knew it would be also ending being the retiring of Aaron Enigma. So TTS was able to get in to this contest.
Seth: Very nice story and it would have been a treat to have the world champion in this tournament, but let's move on.
*Jessica tries to hand him both papers, but Seth declines and only takes one.*
Seth: I would like to now revel in these final slots so one at a time please. Anyways.....the match between the people who drew #9 & #10 are men who will get the privilage of facing YellowJacket in the quarters if they win. The first name is......a good ol' chap from the United Kingdom, JC Green
*Seth is handed the paper from the #10 ball. Seth looks at the name, becomes furious and looks at Jessica.*
Seth: Why is he in here? I thought I told you that there are certain people who should not be in the tournament.
*Jessica looks at the name.*
Jessica: I'm sorry Seth, but he delivered it to me personally and said that if he was excluded, he would make a phone call to someone who he said, "would force our hands". I didnt want you to get into any trouble.
Seth: Don't worry about it............he wont make it far and if he wins, I will have the pleasue of watching YellowJacket kick his ass in a fair match.
*Seth looks back at the camera.*
Seth: No need for theatrics here, the man who drew #10 is Jonathan Michaels. Moving On..........
*Jessica grabs the piece of papers revealing #11 and #12 and decides to take a peak when Seth isn't looking. She giggles and that allows Seth to notice.*
Seth: Why are you laughing? This is about honor. There is no time for laughter.
Jessica: You will when you see the people who have to face each other.
*Jessica hands Seth the last two pieces of paper. Seth originally grabs one, but just shrugs and grabs the other. Seth's face smiles as he sees the final two names. It wasnt just any smile. It was an awful smile. It was a wonderful, awful smile.*
Seth: Folks, the random drawing has given me two people who will face off in a match that will not only be for the right to play the #1 seed, but this may also be our main event as the two men who are fighting could be on a ppv, but we will be giving it to you for free.
The Southwest Connection Collides as Tyfo battles against Little Naitch.
Thank you.....that will be.....
*Seth goes to leave, but is now stopped by Jessica.*
Jessica: Seth, you forgot to reveal who is number one.
Seth: Yes....yes...yes. The #1 seed in this tournament, the man who got the first bye, and the man who will face the winner of the battle between the two members of the Southwest Connection is a man who has earned the right to not have to be part of the draw. He is a man who has earned the right to be guarenteed the #1 seed and he has the right to be the favorite in this tournament.
That man is the first winner of the Tournament of Honor, former Champion of Honor, and longest reigning World Champion of all time.......Jazzman
Now that is all, let's get going.
*Seth and Jessica leave as the screen fades to black.*
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Post by smokinvokoun on Mar 2, 2010 3:30:06 GMT -5
Smokin Vokoun:*he has a quiet giggle* So...that was the so-called "greatest tag team" of all of WWCF. With all those accomplishments, Little Natich and Tyfo...BUT YOU COULDN'T BEAT US!!! Oh sure, you got the decision...but...you didn't beat us. In fact, we DOMINATED YOU!!! And to watch you squirm, Tyfo...*he lets out a sort of orgasmic moan* to see you writhe in pain and beg for mercy, when I locked on that Mandible Claw...I NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!!!..I'M SURE YOUR CAREER WAS FLASHING BEFORE YOUR EYES, TYFO!!! Even if we didn't win the battle....we certainly didn't lose the war. Southwest Connection...no doubt we will meet again...but next time... YOU WON'T BE SO LUCKY!!! If wasn't for Xavian Gunn...my pure and exhaulted leader. You wouldn't be alive to tell the tale. And believe me when I say this...I have the power to end it all for you. (He glares at the camera and speaks in a hushed and serious tone.) I could have gripped that Mandible claw so tight Tyfo... that I would still be washing my hands with all of your own blood. So believe me when I tell you this....I'm capable of so much more...than what you can hope to imagine. Think about that...[/color]
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Post by littlenaitch on Mar 2, 2010 6:03:56 GMT -5
Smokin Vokoun:*he has a quiet giggle* So...that was the so-called "greatest tag team" of all of WWCF. With all those accomplishments, Little Natich and Tyfo...BUT YOU COULDN'T BEAT US!!! Oh sure, you got the decision...but...you didn't beat us. In fact, we DOMINATED YOU!!! And to watch you squirm, Tyfo...*he lets out a sort of orgasmic moan* to see you writhe in pain and beg for mercy, when I locked on that Mandible Claw...I NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!!!..I'M SURE YOUR CAREER WAS FLASHING BEFORE YOUR EYES, TYFO!!! Even if we didn't win the battle....we certainly didn't lose the war. Southwest Connection...no doubt we will meet again...but next time... YOU WON'T BE SO LUCKY!!! If wasn't for Xavian Gunn...my pure and exhaulted leader. You wouldn't be alive to tell the tale. And believe me when I say this...I have the power to end it all for you. (He glares at the camera and speaks in a hushed and serious tone.) I could have gripped that Mandible claw so tight Tyfo... that I would still be washing my hands with all of your own blood. So believe me when I tell you this....I'm capable of so much more...than what you can hope to imagine. Think about that... [/color] [/quote] Littlenaitch is seen fuming backstage at the WWCF Arena when he notices the camera man.
LN: First of all I want to talk about the Tournament of Honor that gets underway next week. Seth, I bet you think you are really smart by "drawing" me and Tyfo to face off in the first round but let me tell you something right now you prick, Tyfo and myself are going to go out to that ring next week and put on a wrestling clinic that you have always dreamed about. We will tear the house down next week as we both want to win but understand only one of us can. Tyfo is an amazing athlete and I am really looking forward to competing against him for the very first time next week.
Now before I get into what happened out in that ring last night, I want to address a man that I thought I knew and that man is Seth Drakin's new bff in Jazzman. Jazzy, I can not believe you sold out to that piece of crap Seth Drakin like you have. You know just as well as I do about how slimey that man is and how he only cares about himself. He is only using you in his little game because he can't do anything himself since I retired his ass and that The Family won War Games last week. I have lost a lot of respect for you Jazzman as I thought you had more self-respect but I was way wrong and I hope that I win next week so that way in round two I can beat you to a bloody pulp on my way to sticking it to Seth Drakin and winning the Honor Championship!!
Now last night at NiteRaw Smokin Vokoun and Xavian Gunn were on the verge of defeat when they decided that they had had enough of the pounding and got themselves disqualified by spitting mist in my eyes. Now my eyes are still burning a bit but that is nothing compared to how angry I am right now. Vokoun had the audacity to say that him and his partner dominated us which makes me wonder how sick this man really is considering that Tyfo and myself were in control until the mist came into play. Everytime we that we had Gunn pinned which by the way seems like Gunn is the weak link of the team, Vokoun pulled us off cause he knew the match would be over. All the fans knew that Vokoun and Gunn didn't stand a chance against us and we proved it which is why Gunn spit the mist to get the cheap dq.
You know I find it funny that Smokin Vokoun said that Xavian Gunn is his pure and exhaulted leader since Tyfo and myself were beating the crap out of Gunn until the mist came out. After the match was over, those two losers decided to try to make a name for themselves by beating the crap out of my tag team partner while I was blinded. That right there shows everyone that you two are not even in the same league as us. You two sent a message to us loud and clear with that message being that the only way to play is to using cheap tactics and believe me Vokoun, the Southwest Connection are no strangers to using cheap tactics. Let me tell you something you sick prick, Tyfo was not seeing his career flash before his eyes while you had the mandible claw on him. Now he was a bit paralyzed but believe me, once we got back to the locker room he was extremely pissed off and can not wait until we get to get our hands back on you two pieces of crap.
Vokoun, I am starting to think that you are a bit more conceded than our CEO and I never thought that possible. The more you keep running your mouth about how much of a monster you are the more we get pissed off and want to tear you apart.
Now Vokoun, the next time the four of us face off, it will not be for the weak of heart as a lot of blood will be spilled with the majority of it being yours and Gunns and trust me Vokoun, the Southwest Connection will NOT rest UNTIL WE GET YOUR BLOOD ON OUR HANDS!! |
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Post by delurked on Mar 2, 2010 7:13:50 GMT -5
Titanothere is backstage in his ring gear, shoulderpads, and helmet:
"Growing up, I was taught the most valuable possession a man owns is his word. Its worth comes from the very simple fact it is the one thing in life a person can control. Your word, your honor, is what defines you.
That's why I am so pleased for the opportunity to wrestle for the Belt of Honor. To compete in a tournament where a man's word has to matter. You can't win by cheap shot or outside interference in these matches. Victory is determined by ability alone.
Now, some may accuse me of thinking too big by going after a title with this level of prestige attached to it, esepcially given the competition involved; wrestling legends like Little Naitch, Jonathan Michaels, and Jazzman.
But look at me (grins and raps his stomach with his knuckles): I do everything big. I get out of my big bed in the morning, eat a big breakfast, then go to the bathroom and take a big, long dump. After brushing my big teeth I dress, lace up my big boots, get in my big truck and drive to the Parts Unknown Arena to work out. I use the big weights. Then, if I'm lucky, I get to fight in a big match for big cheers in the biggest, and best, wrestling promotion on Earth, the WWCF. Next week its going to be against the man who pinned me at War Games, Smokin Vokoun, in the preliminary round of the Tournament of Champions, and I couldn't be happier. It's my big chance to prove myself, and I don't plan on blowing it.
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Post by Tyfo on Mar 2, 2010 21:47:21 GMT -5
What a coincidence that draw for the Tournament of Honor was huh? But what you've done Seth is just put the rest of the guys in your tournament to shame, because you put the two premiere in-ring tacticians against each other. Everyone knows what naitch and myself can do in the ring, and it's no secret that we are two of the very best in the world. I know what he's trying to do and he knows what I'm trying to do.
What's going to happen is we are going to show you, Mr. Drakin, and the rest of the world truly what it means to wrestle under the Rules of Honor. When we are in the ring, it's all about respect and it's all about honor, because that's the way we were trained, and hell that's why this team came together in the first place, long before there was even the thought of the WWCF, because we had so much respect for each others talents in that ring.
I know he wants to win, and he knows the same of me. So when we go out there next Monday night, everyone in the back take notice and all the fans at home who have a dream of one day being in that ring, hit record on your DVR's or VCR's, because we are going to put on a wrestling clinic, no charge!
Mave Deltzer, I hope your ready to have your star system blown straight up your ass and out the top of your head, because that's what we plan to do on Niteraw. And Naitch, win or lose, let's go out there and show the world what the Southwest Connection is all about!
As for Smokin Vokoun, talk all you want, but I've taken beatings, been knocked out, and lost matches to bigger, badder, and better then you and got right back up to do it again. So if you want to continue running your mouth about the Southwest Connection and how "crazy" you are, then you and your little handler know right where to find us each week. But this week, we are fighting for Honor in this business, something that you obviously know very little about. But I'm sure we'll be seeing you soon. You talked about being bullied as a kid by people who looked like us? Well that may not have been us back then, but you keep sticking your nose in our business, then we sure as hell can bully you right now!
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Post by Jazzman on Mar 2, 2010 22:00:47 GMT -5
Now before I get into what happened out in that ring last night, I want to address a man that I thought I knew and that man is Seth Drakin's new bff in Jazzman. Jazzy, I can not believe you sold out to that piece of crap Seth Drakin like you have. You know just as well as I do about how slimey that man is and how he only cares about himself. He is only using you in his little game because he can't do anything himself since I retired his ass and that The Family won War Games last week. I have lost a lot of respect for you Jazzman as I thought you had more self-respect but I was way wrong and I hope that I win next week so that way in round two I can beat you to a bloody pulp on my way to sticking it to Seth Drakin and winning the Honor Championship!!
You see Naitch, that's where you are totally wrong. I'm not doing this for Seth, I'm doing this for me. I have no alliance to any side here. I will say this one last time, Jazzman is for Jazzman. Now I know that some folks will be claiming that I should get the next shot at Viva since I haven't had my rematch and and to those people I tell them this. I gave up my rematch clause to get this bye in the tournament of honor. Now some of you might be asking why I did that, thinking the Title of Honor is below me. Well, maybe you are right but this is what I know. Once I won the Title of Honor this company unfurled for me. I was the start that I truly wanted to be and I became the man everyone strives to become. I miss that feeling. I miss being able to go out there and have people except me for my talent. But ever since I retired Motor-Colt I've been booed, but I haven't changed it was the fans who changed. This is my opportunity to prove to myself that I can be the guy on top of the mountain again. And Naitch and Tyfo, I've beaten you both before. Hell, Tyfo without my victory over you I wouldn't have become the Champion of Honor. I know how to win big matches now and how to win this tournament as well. That's why I'm the one seed, that's why I will make the final and whoever I see there better be ready because I'm ready to step my game up to another level and become a legend. I'll see one half of the SWX next week on Nite-Raw, B# |
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Let me tell you something Little Natich....I don't take kindly to people LAUGHING AT ME!!! I've been used to people making fun of me all of my life. You are just another person in this world...that hasn't taken me very seriously. I would hope that you were paying attention to the last person who laughed at me. It was that PUNK KID IN THE STANDS....when I made my debut. You see Little Naitch he was laughing at me...he saw this ragged,ugly looking son of a *bleep*...and he...started laughing at me. And let me tell you something Little Naitch...that asswipes laughs really brought me back. It brought me back to the days when I was just a little Smokie. When every little kid in the playground...USED TO MAKE FUN ME!!! And to be honest...one of them of looked JUST LIKE YOU, LITTLE NAITCH AND YOU TYFO!!!! Your laughs remind me of those stuck up, good looking, spoiled rich kids...who got whatever they wanted, WHENEVER THEY WANTED!!! And you treated people like me, like we were dirt on the ground, LIKE WE DIDN'T MATTER...I DIDN'T MATTER....(He starts to cry a little with some shrieking) Of course...all of you people saw what I did to that punk....and lets just say...he's not laughing at me anymore.
