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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2011 19:03:32 GMT -5
WWCF Promo Thread 6
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 8, 2011 19:28:12 GMT -5
Little Naitch...
*Ryan Blood massages his knee and winces*
Congratulations, Little Naitch. You beat me one on one. I don't know how you did it, but you did it. And right now you're probably thinking that you can beat me again in tag team action if you find a half decent partner, aren't you?
Here's what I'm thinking, my dear Ric Flair impersonator. You don't like me or Johnny Stone, and you'd like it if we weren't the WWCF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
Seth Drakin likes me and Johnny even less than you do, so if he thinks that a tag team consisting of you and some other guy can take the belts off us, he'll book the match.
Oh, sure, Seth likes to threaten that he'll strip us of the titles if we cross some arbitrary line he's imagined...but we all know he's bluffing. Stone and me won these belts after they were vacated last year, and the company had to go to all the trouble of putting on a tournament in order to crown new champions. Is Drakin really going to go through all that again? What's more, is he going to give Ryan Blood and Johnny Stone bragging rights over the new champs? Does he want us saying that we were never defeated for the championship, that the new holders of that championship didn't earn it against the guys who mattered, and does he want everybody who hears us say that know that we're absolutely right?
I don't think he does.
So what Seth would really like to see, I bet, is a tag team that can topple these two guys who went from WWCF rookies to WWCF GODS off of their pedestal.
But who's going to team with you? Tyfo? I don't think Seth has much confidence in Tyfo. I don't think he'll book Southwest Connection vs. Blood & Stone, because he'd be handing us another victory on a silver platter.
There's another guy, though.
There's a guy who came back with a long list of accomplishments, most of which involved tag team wrestling. A guy who Seth probably thinks can take Blood & Stone if the two of you team together. A guy who, by attacking Colt at King Of WrestleCrap, needs to be taught that he made a big mistake.
Stryker.
Whatcha say, guys? You think that comparative rookies like us can't hold a candle to you? You think that Blood & Stone only hold these titles because they haven't been unfortunate enough to face people like you yet?
Prove it.
Team up, step into the ring with us, and see what happens. And let's do it the week before Ernest Goes To Wargames, because I'm volunteering for Team Lodi as well.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 8, 2011 19:34:50 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth Drakin and Jessica smiling.* Seth: I told you I would take care of that little punk. Jessica: And indeed you did. *Seth sees the camera.* Seth: Ryan, I hope you learned your lesson that you don't cross me. Colt should have warned you before you did it that I was able to get into my opponents' skins with less resources that I have now as CEO.
Now moving on, I would to like to apologize to the fan who was beaten up by a very angry Blood and I would like to say that Blood is being fined for his actions.
I have though gone backstage to talk to the fan and assured him that he will be compensated for his treatment by paid talent. In fact, he will be given 55% of the money that is given from Blood in his fine.
Now next week's NiteRaw...........neither Jessica nor I will be in attendance to run the show as we have an important event to go to on Valentine's Day. Neither will our security be there as well as they have recieved invitations to this important event. But to you all, I will announce after next week's the big suprise I have that has happened between myself and Jessica that will be happening in this important Valentine's Day event. "Little punk", Seth?
Last I checked, I wasn't the one who got knocked on my ass the last time we were in the same place at the same time.
Last I checked, I wasn't the one who couldn't pick himself up after a single superkick, and I wasn't the one who was backstage putting my jaw back in place.
And last I checked, I'd amassed a pretty nice little sum of money, so I don't give three s***s about your fines. Pile 'em on, Sethy. Because guess what?
If you continue to push me, you're going to have more reasons to fine me.
I remember you said I'd pushed one of your berserk buttons by taking Hideo Nakatomi hostage, Drakin. What you need to realize is that I'm holding everybody hostage.
Whenever you push me too far like you did tonight, somebody's going to pay. Innocent or guilty, it doesn't matter. I'll pay as much as I need to in fines to make sure the message is sent.
It might be another fan.
It might be the cameraman.
It might be Tim Hoss.
There's a greater than seventy-five percent chance that it might be your lovely little Valentine, Jessica.
And there's a one hundred percent chance that it damn sure WILL be you if you grow a big enough pair of balls to put yourself within striking distance of me.
So you think on that Drakin. Think on that as you spend the next week far away from Parts Unknown, temporarily safe from us. When a member of the Pantheon tells you to do something, you do it. When a member of the Pantheon sees fit to hurt you, you lie down and take it like the bitch you are. Otherwise, you'll wind up regretting it so much that you'll end up longing for the days when Viva was giving you headaches.
As for Naitch, I'll talk about that later. Seth: You just don't get it. Fists and friends aren't the end-all-be-all on answers. I just showed you in that show that I could piss you off more by thinking than you could ever hope to piss me off. Strike me again, and I might just do something else to get under your skin. Oh your friend Colt could tell you I had many ways of getting under your skin when I didn't have the power I have now. With the added power of being CEO, I have even more ways to get under your skin.
But then again, it is probably best for you that I am not at the point where I want to kick your ass because I know I definately would and while you have the Pantheon to back you up, I have basically almost everyone else to back me up. Just go to the 2011 Battle Bowl and Gookermania III to see what happens when you tick me off.
Ryan, just let it go......or you will get more pain than you could ever anticipate.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2011 19:57:13 GMT -5
Jeremy, I want to tell youi this personally, and I hope everybody is listening as well. I would like our match to be on a Nite Raw soon.....Why you ask? Well, let me explain something
As the IF Champion, and just as a respectable athlete in general, I have fought my way up to where I am today through perserverence and sacrifice. Now, I see our precious King of Wrestlecrap LodiRulz teaming up with the likes of Colt....Blood, and Stone. This isn't right, this is not the way that its supposed to be.
DR....I am asking you this from one man to another.....Let me be on your Wargames team. I can not sit back and just be part of the midcard. Out of respect to everyone, I want to step up, and prove to the world why I'm not just a "Gimmicked" man.
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Post by lodirulz on Feb 8, 2011 19:59:01 GMT -5
"Little punk", Seth?
Last I checked, I wasn't the one who got knocked on my ass the last time we were in the same place at the same time.
Last I checked, I wasn't the one who couldn't pick himself up after a single superkick, and I wasn't the one who was backstage putting my jaw back in place.
And last I checked, I'd amassed a pretty nice little sum of money, so I don't give three s***s about your fines. Pile 'em on, Sethy. Because guess what?
If you continue to push me, you're going to have more reasons to fine me.
I remember you said I'd pushed one of your berserk buttons by taking Hideo Nakatomi hostage, Drakin. What you need to realize is that I'm holding everybody hostage.
Whenever you push me too far like you did tonight, somebody's going to pay. Innocent or guilty, it doesn't matter. I'll pay as much as I need to in fines to make sure the message is sent.
It might be another fan.
It might be the cameraman.
It might be Tim Hoss.
There's a greater than seventy-five percent chance that it might be your lovely little Valentine, Jessica.
And there's a one hundred percent chance that it damn sure WILL be you if you grow a big enough pair of balls to put yourself within striking distance of me.
So you think on that Drakin. Think on that as you spend the next week far away from Parts Unknown, temporarily safe from us. When a member of the Pantheon tells you to do something, you do it. When a member of the Pantheon sees fit to hurt you, you lie down and take it like the bitch you are. Otherwise, you'll wind up regretting it so much that you'll end up longing for the days when Viva was giving you headaches.
As for Naitch, I'll talk about that later. Seth: You just don't get it. Fists and friends aren't the end-all-be-all on answers. I just showed you in that show that I could piss you off more by thinking than you could ever hope to piss me off. Strike me again, and I might just do something else to get under your skin. Oh your friend Colt could tell you I had many ways of getting under your skin when I didn't have the power I have now. With the added power of being CEO, I have even more ways to get under your skin.
But then again, it is probably best for you that I am not at the point where I want to kick your ass because I know I definately would and while you have the Pantheon to back you up, I have basically almost everyone else to back me up. Just go to the 2011 Battle Bowl and Gookermania III to see what happens when you tick me off.
Ryan, just let it go......or you will get more pain than you could ever anticipate. Bravo Seth. Oh, just bravo. You publicly humiliated a poor soul in front of the world, and are now hiding out with your cheaper by the dozen girl just because it's your little holiday of love. Oh the joy. Do you realize the pain and suffering you just sealed yourself by that one single act of disrespect? You just sealed yourself a future visit to the Orange Clockwork House of Fun. Where it's nothing but Lodi's Rulz. And you rot into a pit of eternal weakness and endless suffering. You want to talk about girls you can trust? Girls you can have a good time with? I've had fun with these types since the playpen. But this one.... I always loved. (Lodi's girl crawls toward him, as the two make out like a cocky Gothic duo. When they are finally finished, she licks her lips and leans her head onto Lodi's shoulder.) Allison Sadness. My latest creation. My forever soul mate. Since the beginning when the sands of time coated the undeserving of hell, we saw each other. The smooth blond hair. The pretty blue eyes.... just like the days in Kindergarten. You want to talk about beauty? You want to talk about love? Well while anybody on the streets would give her a two thumbs up, when your little gal goes walking with the disturbed, they call national geographic to report an endangered animal! You two compared to the rest of The Pantheon are worthless scum. And since your little boy toy's and lovebirds won't be able to attend for the worst gathering since Amelia Biddleia, I think that us two will get comfortable with the rest of the teammates. Because last week was nothing. It is only going to be further infected.
And now I would like to use the remainder of my air time to announce the obvious. I am recruiting the WWCF Tag Team Champions Ryan Blood and Johnny Stone for not only the legions of the flock at WarGames, but special backup for the ultimate surrender. So it is written. So it shall come to pass. You might hate me Seth Drakin, but you can't find me. You never will. Because: LodiRulz.[/color]
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 8, 2011 20:22:27 GMT -5
Seth: Lodi, you are going to be in a big shock when you find out the importance of this coming Monday. I have planned this event since September and to be quite honest, this is more than just a simple date night. This is.........
Jessica: Now now Seth, you don't want to ruin the big reveal.
Seth: You are right, I don't want to ruin the suprise because I am going to do something that no one in the Pantheon would ever hope to accomplish.
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Post by Square on Feb 8, 2011 20:25:11 GMT -5
Seth: You just don't get it. Fists and friends aren't the end-all-be-all on answers. I just showed you in that show that I could piss you off more by thinking than you could ever hope to piss me off. Strike me again, and I might just do something else to get under your skin. Oh your friend Colt could tell you I had many ways of getting under your skin when I didn't have the power I have now. With the added power of being CEO, I have even more ways to get under your skin.
But then again, it is probably best for you that I am not at the point where I want to kick your ass because I know I definately would and while you have the Pantheon to back you up, I have basically almost everyone else to back me up. Just go to the 2011 Battle Bowl and Gookermania III to see what happens when you tick me off.
Ryan, just let it go......or you will get more pain than you could ever anticipate. Bravo Seth. Oh, just bravo. You publicly humiliated a poor soul in front of the world, and are now hiding out with your cheaper by the dozen girl just because it's your little holiday of love. Oh the joy. Do you realize the pain and suffering you just sealed yourself by that one single act of disrespect? You just sealed yourself a future visit to the Orange Clockwork House of Fun. Where it's nothing but Lodi's Rulz. And you rot into a pit of eternal weakness and endless suffering. You want to talk about girls you can trust? Girls you can have a good time with? I've had fun with these types since the playpen. But this one.... I always loved. (Lodi's girl crawls toward him, as the two make out like a cocky Gothic duo. When they are finally finished, she licks her lips and leans her head onto Lodi's shoulder.) Allison Sadness. My latest creation. My forever soul mate. Since the beginning when the sands of time coated the undeserving of hell, we saw each other. The smooth blond hair. The pretty blue eyes.... just like the days in Kindergarten. You want to talk about beauty? You want to talk about love? Well while anybody on the streets would give her a two thumbs up, when your little gal goes walking with the disturbed, they call national geographic to report an endangered animal! You two compared to the rest of The Pantheon are worthless scum. And since your little boy toy's and lovebirds won't be able to attend for the worst gathering since Amelia Biddleia, I think that us two will get comfortable with the rest of the teammates. Because last week was nothing. It is only going to be further infected.
And now I would like to use the remainder of my air time to announce the obvious. I am recruiting the WWCF Tag Team Champions Ryan Blood and Johnny Stone for not only the legions of the flock at WarGames, but special backup for the ultimate surrender. So it is written. So it shall come to pass. You might hate me Seth Drakin, but you can't find me. You never will. Because: LodiRulz.[/color] [/quote] You two are a perfect couple, your all bark and no bite and she looks like a mutt. Next week Lodi, me v you no DQ. Yes or no?
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 8, 2011 20:28:56 GMT -5
Thank you, Lodi. The three of us working together--since I presume Colt will be joining us as well--would probably be able to tear apart any five wrestlers Jackson recruits. Add two more guys to the mix and we can't lose.
Now, Seth....Battle Bowl 2010: your weak-ass security, the ones I wouldn't bet on if they had a match against a newborn puppy, got decimated by Viva, and then you showed up hiding your identity under a mask. Wow. That was a stroke of genius there, Sethy. That was a real grand display of puppet-mastery! In the history of pro wrestling, nobody has ever thought to do that! Come on. That's supposed to impress me?
Gookermania III: Viva Los Bio Dome gave as good as he got in a match that could've gone either way, and as I recall you invited him out on the NiteRaw after that to congratulate him on his performance. After that match, you gave him the respect that you'd previously believed he wasn't worthy of. So if that teaches me anything, it's that sometimes the only way to make Seth Drakin respect you is to beat the ever-loving s*** out of him, win or lose, like Viva did.
Viva took you to the limit, Seth. And the truth of the matter is that any given member of the Pantheon is better than Viva, as Colt proved by retiring Mr. Los Bio Dome. Any given member of the Pantheon can take you past your limit, and before you know it you'll join your Gookermania III opponent on crutches.
You want to claim that you have the numbers advantage? The only people I know of backing you up right now are Naitch, Richlen, and maybe Mulligan. Yeah, you might be holding some people in reserve, you might have some surprises in store. Then again, maybe we are too.
And let's say you win. Let's say you unite the entire WWCF roster and sic 'em on us. Where's the honor, Seth? How can you claim with a straight face that you've got a shred of it if you don't fight fair? I make no bones about what I am: I'm a guy who's willing to use any means necessary to get what I want. You? You like to tell everybody that you've turned over a new leaf since you were a "bad guy". If you want to reveal yourself as a hypocrite and a liar, that's your prerogative. It all depends on whether you choose to behave yourself in the coming weeks or not.
Oh, one more thing Seth. If I had a berserk button that you didn't know about, a weakness if you will, I wouldn't tell everybody about it on television like you did. That might come back to haunt you.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 8, 2011 20:43:01 GMT -5
Thank you, Lodi. The three of us working together--since I presume Colt will be joining us as well--would probably be able to tear apart any five wrestlers Jackson recruits. Add two more guys to the mix and we can't lose.
Now, Seth....Battle Bowl 2010: your weak-ass security, the ones I wouldn't bet on if they had a match against a newborn puppy, got decimated by Viva, and then you showed up hiding your identity under a mask. Wow. That was a stroke of genius there, Sethy. That was a real grand display of puppet-mastery! In the history of pro wrestling, nobody has ever thought to do that! Come on. That's supposed to impress me?
Gookermania III: Viva Los Bio Dome gave as good as he got in a match that could've gone either way, and as I recall you invited him out on the NiteRaw after that to congratulate him on his performance. After that match, you gave him the respect that you'd previously believed he wasn't worthy of. So if that teaches me anything, it's that sometimes the only way to make Seth Drakin respect you is to beat the ever-loving s*** out of him, win or lose, like Viva did.
Viva took you to the limit, Seth. And the truth of the matter is that any given member of the Pantheon is better than Viva, as Colt proved by retiring Mr. Los Bio Dome. Any given member of the Pantheon can take you past your limit, and before you know it you'll join your Gookermania III opponent on crutches.
You want to claim that you have the numbers advantage? The only people I know of backing you up right now are Naitch, Richlen, and maybe Mulligan. Yeah, you might be holding some people in reserve, you might have some surprises in store. Then again, maybe we are too.
And let's say you win. Let's say you unite the entire WWCF roster and sic 'em on us. Where's the honor, Seth? How can you claim with a straight face that you've got a shred of it if you don't fight fair? I make no bones about what I am: I'm a guy who's willing to use any means necessary to get what I want. You? You like to tell everybody that you've turned over a new leaf since you were a "bad guy". If you want to reveal yourself as a hypocrite and a liar, that's your prerogative. It all depends on whether you choose to behave yourself in the coming weeks or not.
Oh, one more thing Seth. If I had a berserk button that you didn't know about, a weakness if you will, I wouldn't tell everybody about it on television like you did. That might come back to haunt you. Seth: You are right that I do preach honor, but when the time comes to fight fire with fire, I have no problem coming in with a flamethrower. Just remember that while you have your little torch.
And that Viva match, I still won. Respect is earned and he earned it, but not by just taking me to the limit. He fought fair when he needed to. The true grit of a man comes when he has no help anywhere in sight and knowing that he has no other obstacle besides the one man. I can do that............can you???
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Post by Tyfo on Feb 8, 2011 20:45:30 GMT -5
*Tyfo is waiting by the back door of the arena pacing back and forth*
*someone knocks and slips something under the door*
Tyfo: "Finally!"
*Tyfo picks it up and reads it*
Tyfo: "Dear Tyfo and my legions of adoring fans. I know you have all been greatly concerned for my well being and whereabouts. Have no fear, I have been accepted to an elite astronaut camp and am preparing to live my other dream of exploring space. I'm learning a lot and getting closer and closer to the ultimate goal. One day, I will be the first Manager of Champions to walk on the moon! But don't worry, I'll see you all again one day. Love, The Sam."
Wow, that's beautiful! I'm sure I speak for everyone when I wish Cadet Sam the best of luck!
As for me, I'm biding my time, I'm a patient person. I don't forget what's happened in the past. I keep it fresh in my mind, I keep people fresh in my mind.
I know where I'm supposed to be, and I know where I WILL be. Soon enough, you'll all realize it too.
As for right now, it's War Games time again. I know teams are being formed and of course members are being scouted. The usual for this time of year. Just so no one forgets....War Games MVP wasn't just a cleverly marketed nickname to make me money and sell more t-shirts. Sure, it did that too. But it was also a fact!
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 8, 2011 20:59:21 GMT -5
Thank you, Lodi. The three of us working together--since I presume Colt will be joining us as well--would probably be able to tear apart any five wrestlers Jackson recruits. Add two more guys to the mix and we can't lose.
Now, Seth....Battle Bowl 2010: your weak-ass security, the ones I wouldn't bet on if they had a match against a newborn puppy, got decimated by Viva, and then you showed up hiding your identity under a mask. Wow. That was a stroke of genius there, Sethy. That was a real grand display of puppet-mastery! In the history of pro wrestling, nobody has ever thought to do that! Come on. That's supposed to impress me?
Gookermania III: Viva Los Bio Dome gave as good as he got in a match that could've gone either way, and as I recall you invited him out on the NiteRaw after that to congratulate him on his performance. After that match, you gave him the respect that you'd previously believed he wasn't worthy of. So if that teaches me anything, it's that sometimes the only way to make Seth Drakin respect you is to beat the ever-loving s*** out of him, win or lose, like Viva did.
Viva took you to the limit, Seth. And the truth of the matter is that any given member of the Pantheon is better than Viva, as Colt proved by retiring Mr. Los Bio Dome. Any given member of the Pantheon can take you past your limit, and before you know it you'll join your Gookermania III opponent on crutches.
You want to claim that you have the numbers advantage? The only people I know of backing you up right now are Naitch, Richlen, and maybe Mulligan. Yeah, you might be holding some people in reserve, you might have some surprises in store. Then again, maybe we are too.
And let's say you win. Let's say you unite the entire WWCF roster and sic 'em on us. Where's the honor, Seth? How can you claim with a straight face that you've got a shred of it if you don't fight fair? I make no bones about what I am: I'm a guy who's willing to use any means necessary to get what I want. You? You like to tell everybody that you've turned over a new leaf since you were a "bad guy". If you want to reveal yourself as a hypocrite and a liar, that's your prerogative. It all depends on whether you choose to behave yourself in the coming weeks or not.
Oh, one more thing Seth. If I had a berserk button that you didn't know about, a weakness if you will, I wouldn't tell everybody about it on television like you did. That might come back to haunt you. Seth: You are right that I do preach honor, but when the time comes to fight fire with fire, I have no problem coming in with a flamethrower. Just remember that while you have your little torch.
And that Viva match, I still won. Respect is earned and he earned it, but not by just taking me to the limit. He fought fair when he needed to. The true grit of a man comes when he has no help anywhere in sight and knowing that he has no other obstacle besides the one man. I can do that............can you??? Obviously. I proved it against Evil M, even though I wasn't able to put him away that night. I proved it when I faced the General, the current #1 contender for the Hardcore Championship, and choked him out for the victory.
But you might be thinking that was the "old me", right? Well, the new me challenged Naitch to a one on one contest, and you might notice that I didn't bring any help down to the ring when I very easily could have. I didn't even bother to cheat, although given the result I'm now thinking that was a mistake! But regardless, if you believe this stuff you're spouting--if honest effort is what you respect over wins and losses--then that ought to prove something to you.
And if that last sentence was supposed to be a challenge to me, if you want to lace up the boots again, then consider it accepted. Rules of Honor if you want.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 8, 2011 21:17:41 GMT -5
Seth: You are right that I do preach honor, but when the time comes to fight fire with fire, I have no problem coming in with a flamethrower. Just remember that while you have your little torch.
And that Viva match, I still won. Respect is earned and he earned it, but not by just taking me to the limit. He fought fair when he needed to. The true grit of a man comes when he has no help anywhere in sight and knowing that he has no other obstacle besides the one man. I can do that............can you??? Obviously. I proved it against Evil M, even though I wasn't able to put him away that night. I proved it when I faced the General, the current #1 contender for the Hardcore Championship, and choked him out for the victory.
But you might be thinking that was the "old me", right? Well, the new me challenged Naitch to a one on one contest, and you might notice that I didn't bring any help down to the ring when I very easily could have. I didn't even bother to cheat, although given the result I'm now thinking that was a mistake! But regardless, if you believe this stuff you're spouting--if honest effort is what you respect over wins and losses--then that ought to prove something to you.
And if that last sentence was supposed to be a challenge to me, if you want to lace up the boots again, then consider it accepted. Rules of Honor if you want. Seth: Me challenge you??? I;m sorry if I have to point this out to you, but you are not even in my league. I am the CEO and a former world champion, you are low on the totem poll for me and quite frankly, I am too busy otherwise.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 8, 2011 21:30:21 GMT -5
Obviously. I proved it against Evil M, even though I wasn't able to put him away that night. I proved it when I faced the General, the current #1 contender for the Hardcore Championship, and choked him out for the victory.
But you might be thinking that was the "old me", right? Well, the new me challenged Naitch to a one on one contest, and you might notice that I didn't bring any help down to the ring when I very easily could have. I didn't even bother to cheat, although given the result I'm now thinking that was a mistake! But regardless, if you believe this stuff you're spouting--if honest effort is what you respect over wins and losses--then that ought to prove something to you.
And if that last sentence was supposed to be a challenge to me, if you want to lace up the boots again, then consider it accepted. Rules of Honor if you want. Seth: Me challenge you??? I;m sorry if I have to point this out to you, but you are not even in my league. I am the CEO and a former world champion, you are low on the totem poll for me and quite frankly, I am too busy otherwise. *Blood lets out a derisive laugh* Yeah, that's exactly what I thought.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2011 23:33:57 GMT -5
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 9, 2011 0:06:54 GMT -5
Seth: Me challenge you??? I;m sorry if I have to point this out to you, but you are not even in my league. I am the CEO and a former world champion, you are low on the totem poll for me and quite frankly, I am too busy otherwise. Hmm....Yeah, real impressive reign there, Colonel Cholesterol. Now, stop hogging the camera like you do with the buffet line, because it's Stone's Time To Shine.
Holy Crap, did my birthday come early? All I have to do to win a fabulous cash prize is toss some hosers over the top rope? Easiest money win ever...... Oh crap, I just noticed that Ryan is in there.
Sorry buddy, no hard feelings, but that cash prize is coming home to Yellow Knife's Favorite Son & the Pride of Canada.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 9, 2011 4:18:36 GMT -5
Holy Crap, did my birthday come early? All I have to do to win a fabulous cash prize is toss some hosers over the top rope? Easiest money win ever...... Oh crap, I just noticed that Ryan is in there.
Sorry buddy, no hard feelings, but that cash prize is coming home to Yellow Knife's Favorite Son & the Pride of Canada. But...but...but...but I need that money, Johnny! Didn't you hear what happened earlier? I got fined! And I got threatened with more fines! TERRIFYING, BONE-CHILLING FINES!*Blood puts on a show of mock-crying before he cracks up* Nah, Blood & Stone--the WWCF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!--aren't gonna be reduced to feuding and breaking up over this cash prize. Sorry to disappoint you, WWCF Galaxy!
More money would be nice, though, so here's what I'm thinking, Johnny. You know, and I know, that we've been unstoppable as a team since we got here, except for a single cheap one in a million fluke rollup victory by Jonathan Michaels. Other teams or stables in other battle royals--rumbles, chambers, what have you--have started out working together and then stupidly turned on one another in the middle of the match before they're the only ones left.
I propose a shocking, groundbreaking, revolutionary strategy: let's work together until we've eliminated X, Richlen, Descent, Cageking, General...uh, Sparks I think...whoever else is in it, I didn't really pay close attention. Anyway, we toss those nine schmucks over the top rope, and then we magnanimously treat the WWCF Galaxy to something they really don't deserve: a five star classic between Ryan Blood and Johnny Stone, two of the four greatest wrestlers in this company today, for the jackpot.
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Post by Topher is Human on Feb 9, 2011 6:45:17 GMT -5
*A video begins as "Power" by Kanye West plays A hooded figure walks into frame with the hood up and in jeans, he carries a sledgehammer in his right hand A close shot on white marble steps shows the hooded figure walking up the stairs The figure passes large marble columns in a ancient Grecian building before swing his sledgehammer knocking the building down The words "Take The Power Back" show up on the screen before revealing this message II/XIV/XI ... Enigma?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 9, 2011 9:07:22 GMT -5
Holy Crap, did my birthday come early? All I have to do to win a fabulous cash prize is toss some hosers over the top rope? Easiest money win ever...... Oh crap, I just noticed that Ryan is in there.
Sorry buddy, no hard feelings, but that cash prize is coming home to Yellow Knife's Favorite Son & the Pride of Canada. But...but...but...but I need that money, Johnny! Didn't you hear what happened earlier? I got fined! And I got threatened with more fines! TERRIFYING, BONE-CHILLING FINES!*Blood puts on a show of mock-crying before he cracks up* Nah, Blood & Stone--the WWCF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!--aren't gonna be reduced to feuding and breaking up over this cash prize. Sorry to disappoint you, WWCF Galaxy!
More money would be nice, though, so here's what I'm thinking, Johnny. You know, and I know, that we've been unstoppable as a team since we got here, except for a single cheap one in a million fluke rollup victory by Jonathan Michaels. Other teams or stables in other battle royals--rumbles, chambers, what have you--have started out working together and then stupidly turned on one another in the middle of the match before they're the only ones left.
I propose a shocking, groundbreaking, revolutionary strategy: let's work together until we've eliminated X, Richlen, Descent, Cageking, General...uh, Sparks I think...whoever else is in it, I didn't really pay close attention. Anyway, we toss those nine schmucks over the top rope, and then we magnanimously treat the WWCF Galaxy to something they really don't deserve: a five star classic between Ryan Blood and Johnny Stone, two of the four greatest wrestlers in this company today, for the jackpot. Fair deal. No matter what, at least the cash prize goes to the Pantheon, instead to some underserving dingus.
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Post by "The Natural" Jeremy Grave on Feb 9, 2011 10:58:09 GMT -5
Jeremy, I want to tell youi this personally, and I hope everybody is listening as well. I would like our match to be on a Nite Raw soon.....Why you ask? Well, let me explain something
As the IF Champion, and just as a respectable athlete in general, I have fought my way up to where I am today through perserverence and sacrifice. Now, I see our precious King of Wrestlecrap LodiRulz teaming up with the likes of Colt....Blood, and Stone. This isn't right, this is not the way that its supposed to be.
DR....I am asking you this from one man to another.....Let me be on your Wargames team. I can not sit back and just be part of the midcard. Out of respect to everyone, I want to step up, and prove to the world why I'm not just a "Gimmicked" man. You know CageKing, during our match, you had an opportunity to leave me to get counted out again, but you intentionally threw me back in the ring to try and prove you could beat me the hard way. With this act, you earned my respect. I've traveled the world in my 2 years in this business. I've faced high flyers in Mexico, honed my technical craft in England, and been thrown into piles of C4 and broken glass in Japan, but that match was probably the best of my career, and it would be incredible to have our tie-breaker as a main event (OC: Please, M?). I'm a man of honour, and at WarGames, I will make a stand against Panthenon along side you, but this doesn't change anything between us. In 2 weeks, I'm coming for that title.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Feb 9, 2011 12:11:35 GMT -5
So then, Ryan Blood is the first man to try his arm against the returning legend...however, we have a bit of a problem...
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS JUNIOR!
I'm a 3 time tag champ, I've got nothing left to prove in the tag division. You want me? Either of you, one on one...no, no, let me correct myself!
BOTH OF YOU! BOTH! HANDICAP MATCH! TWO ON ONE! YOU WANT TO FACE ME, YOU STEP UP TO THE LINE! HELL! BRING COLT TOO! MAKE IT THREE AND LET'S DANCE! Sure, I'd probably lose against 3 guys, not many people can win against those odds, but then...what does that say about you? All people will say is that you're afraid to go it alone.
You see, I've seen them come and go, and it's always the same thing Kiddo, you can hide behind your team, your belts, your gimmick, but if you want to see why I'm respected, honoured, REVERED *Inhales deeply* then it's YOU who has to stand up and be counted.
So face me, you pick the stips, the time and place, and show me what you got, because at the moment, you have all the potential in the world, but you just can't match up. Promise and a big future will get you so far, but I will Strike you out.
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