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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 5, 2011 16:07:22 GMT -5
WWCF Promo Thread #7
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Jun 6, 2011 7:32:47 GMT -5
Jerry Fish - Any thoughts before your big match before this PPV Sam? The Sam I've actually written a poem *pulls out a napkin* *clears throat* Roses are red, violets are blue. The General looks like a monkey and he smells like one too. HA HA HA HA!!! TAKE IT AWAY DENNIS HOPPER!!!
OOC: Magenta is my new colour. Deal wit' it.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 6, 2011 17:57:51 GMT -5
*B.A is seen excercising/stretching backstage He's talking to someone unseen, He's unmasked, but only seen from behind**
Yeah......Whitey's gonna get it tonight. I don't care if I get eliminated......I just wanna do to that corpulent toad what he did to me and then some. Then.....you and me, we're gonna go out on the town dollface. Just you, me, all the time in the world.
*Puts on his mask and exits the locker room......the only other item in the locker room is a small Purple and White Pony figurine*
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 6, 2011 20:01:10 GMT -5
*B.A is seen excercising/stretching backstage He's talking to someone unseen, He's unmasked, but only seen from behind**
Yeah......Whitey's gonna get it tonight. I don't care if I get eliminated......I just wanna do to that corpulent toad what he did to me and then some. Then.....you and me, we're gonna go out on the town dollface. Just you, me, all the time in the world.
*Puts on his mask and exits the locker room......the only other item in the locker room is a small Purple and White Pony figurine* You could have been on the winning team... but you had to take up for a common streetwalking whore.
Enjoy your sick pony-lust
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 6, 2011 20:15:56 GMT -5
*In the back, slashing up a poster of the event*
Stupid bastards. All of them, so f***in' dumb.
Gus Richelen: Annoying idiot, I'll concuss him with a chair.
*Cuts the picture of Richelen's head off*
Drakin: Whiny fat moron. I'll break both his ankles.
*Cuts the picture of Drakin's feet off*
BA: Traitor to Whitey, burn him with fire.
*Scribbles out the picture of BA*
Agony: Don't know who he is, but strangle him for being stupid anyways.
*Cuts the throat of Agony's picture*
Jackson: Loudmouth hypocrite. Break all fingers.
*Cuts the picture of Jackson's arms off*
All of them, morons. All of them, will know pain by Johnny Stone.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 6, 2011 20:56:18 GMT -5
*In the back, slashing up a poster of the event*
Stupid bastards. All of them, so f***in' dumb.
Gus Richelen: Annoying idiot, I'll concuss him with a chair.
*Cuts the picture of Richelen's head off*
Drakin: Whiny fat moron. I'll break both his ankles.
*Cuts the picture of Drakin's feet off*
BA: Traitor to Whitey, burn him with fire.
*Scribbles out the picture of BA*
Agony: Don't know who he is, but strangle him for being stupid anyways.
*Cuts the throat of Agony's picture*
Jackson: Loudmouth hypocrite. Break all fingers.
*Cuts the picture of Jackson's arms off*
All of them, morons. All of them, will know pain by Johnny Stone. Ah FILTHY.....I think I have a few good ways for you to go.
How about I fillet you like the rotten piece of carp that you are??
Or how about I tie you up, pour chum all over ya, cut your face, and leave you for the sharks to eat.
Or how about I throw ya into a group of untrained crocs.
No........I have it. I will cut you up and leave you in a hole full of dung so your cuts can get infected and you can die slowly. Maybe I will throw in a few leeches.
At STCS, no matter the outcome........this is not over.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 6, 2011 21:19:58 GMT -5
*In the back, slashing up a poster of the event*
Stupid bastards. All of them, so f***in' dumb.
Gus Richelen: Annoying idiot, I'll concuss him with a chair.
*Cuts the picture of Richelen's head off*
Drakin: Whiny fat moron. I'll break both his ankles.
*Cuts the picture of Drakin's feet off*
BA: Traitor to Whitey, burn him with fire.
*Scribbles out the picture of BA*
Agony: Don't know who he is, but strangle him for being stupid anyways.
*Cuts the throat of Agony's picture*
Jackson: Loudmouth hypocrite. Break all fingers.
*Cuts the picture of Jackson's arms off*
All of them, morons. All of them, will know pain by Johnny Stone. Ah FILTHY.....I think I have a few good ways for you to go.
How about I fillet you like the rotten piece of carp that you are??
Or how about I tie you up, pour chum all over ya, cut your face, and leave you for the sharks to eat.
Or how about I throw ya into a group of untrained crocs.
No........I have it. I will cut you up and leave you in a hole full of dung so your cuts can get infected and you can die slowly. Maybe I will throw in a few leeches.
At STCS, no matter the outcome........this is not over. Ha ha ha, look at some old fat washed-up loser thinking he's going to matter. Don't know how you are reaching me, unless via house mic, but learn this. You and your dumb bitch's times are up. Actually, yours was up a long time ago, just too stupid to realize it, and so you clinged to politics.
Now, if you excuse me, I have to prepare. And I have something special planned for you now.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 6, 2011 21:29:28 GMT -5
Ah FILTHY.....I think I have a few good ways for you to go.
How about I fillet you like the rotten piece of carp that you are??
Or how about I tie you up, pour chum all over ya, cut your face, and leave you for the sharks to eat.
Or how about I throw ya into a group of untrained crocs.
No........I have it. I will cut you up and leave you in a hole full of dung so your cuts can get infected and you can die slowly. Maybe I will throw in a few leeches.
At STCS, no matter the outcome........this is not over. Ha ha ha, look at some old fat washed-up loser thinking he's going to matter. Don't know how you are reaching me, unless via house mic, but learn this. You and your dumb bitch's times are up. Actually, yours was up a long time ago, just too stupid to realize it, and so you clinged to politics.
Now, if you excuse me, I have to prepare. And I have something special planned for you now. Oh trust me when I say this.....it was never politics. You and your foolish friends thought it was politics. I was just loyal to my agreement with Little Naitch. Now you and your friends have pissed off the one guy who wont give up until I get what I feel is necessary.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 7, 2011 19:14:02 GMT -5
We.....lost?
*Twitch*
We lost because PANTHEON CHEATED! That.....MEANIE Lodirulz attacked Mister Drakin! Then Colt....that So-and-So.....What kind of WHACKJOB sometimes wears a mask anyway?! Now....what? I mean Pantry-thon or some such is in charge of the WWCF now? I mean what's to say they won't take Miss Rarity away from me? Or any of the others?
*Curls into the fetal position......begins slowly rocking and softly singing as we fade out.*
Cupcakes.....so sweet and tasty cupcakes......don't be so hasty cupcakes...
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 7, 2011 19:41:49 GMT -5
CAN'T. STOP. THE. PAN-THE-ON. We win, like we knew, and I got to make some loudmouth talk a whole lot less! And this raw, I get to right a guy and join the Hardcore division! Finally, a place where I can be as vile as I want to be. Finally, flying free! Finally, a chance to be me. I don't know the name of him, but just look at the sign!
*Stone holds up to the camera a stop sign. The words "Can't" is written above it, and the word "Me" below.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 7, 2011 19:42:56 GMT -5
Pantheon, if you feel that our little war is over........just remember what I said. I said that STCS was only the beginning of the end.........for you. And now that you have Lodi back, you just added another corpse to the flame. Before there would be only four nooses, now there will be five.
Once again Colt, you couldnt beat me on your own. You have never been able to beat me on your own. You have needed help from everyone.........refs and friends.
Lodi.........since you wanted to get involved and throw your body into the fire. You might be the first to face my wrath. And if you don't want to face me head on, I might know someone who can persuade you to grow a set.
Oh and to all of you, I have a suprise.
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Post by hossfan on Jun 7, 2011 19:58:31 GMT -5
*In the Parts Unknown Arena's infirmary after the after Survivor Team Challenge Series*
Caleb Fourchon (who's sitting on a table getting his ribs taped): Tricks! Once more Bergman beat me usin tricks. Winnin by count out in Inter Forum title match, den tryin to make amends afterward with stoopid handshake. Pfft. You won't be doin dat agin, huh, couyon? An' don't tink dis over, 'cuz Ah want rematch! And dis time (jumps off the table and winces in pain) it gonna be submission only. You got de unnyouns fer dat, Bergman? You willin to chance gettin yer spine snapped in mah Cocodrie Clutch?
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 7, 2011 20:03:46 GMT -5
Well, we're all waiting with bated breath to see your surprise. In the meantime, just accept the fact that you lost and be thankful that we didn't put you on the shelf AGAIN when you were lying there, at our mercy, after that match.
But the man I really want to talk to right now is Gus Richlen.
Gus, you said that you didn't really want to give me a title shot and that it would be up to Mr. Drakin whether I got one or not. I'm sorry to report that "Mr. Drakin" wasn't able to come through for you...oh wait, you were there, you saw it. You bore witness to the greatest moment in the history of our sport. You should feel honored!
*Blood smirks*
Anyway, it's not Seth's call. It's mine.
I could just force you to defend that belt against me, Gus. Hell, I could strip you of the title. I could fire you, even.
But I'm feeling generous. And even though I mentioned this before, it bears repeating: I don't want to be as corrupt and abusive of my power as Drakin was. So the combination of those two things led me to the following decision, which has been run by Colt and green-lighted...
You pick an opponent for me to face, somebody whom you feel is more deserving of a title shot than me. I'll face him, whoever he is, under the Rules Of Honor. Whoever wins is the one you'll defend that title against.
You're welcome.
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Post by General Adam on Jun 7, 2011 20:19:59 GMT -5
We are the General of the Monkey Army. Once again we are victorious. We will now press forward to become the most powerful force in the WWCF.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 7, 2011 20:37:41 GMT -5
Well, we're all waiting with bated breath to see your surprise. In the meantime, just accept the fact that you lost and be thankful that we didn't put you on the shelf AGAIN when you were lying there, at our mercy, after that match.
But the man I really want to talk to right now is Gus Richlen.
Gus, you said that you didn't really want to give me a title shot and that it would be up to Mr. Drakin whether I got one or not. I'm sorry to report that "Mr. Drakin" wasn't able to come through for you...oh wait, you were there, you saw it. You bore witness to the greatest moment in the history of our sport. You should feel honored!*Blood smirks* Anyway, it's not Seth's call. It's mine.
I could just force you to defend that belt against me, Gus. Hell, I could strip you of the title. I could fire you, even.
But I'm feeling generous. And even though I mentioned this before, it bears repeating: I don't want to be as corrupt and abusive of my power as Drakin was. So the combination of those two things led me to the following decision, which has been run by Colt and green-lighted...
You pick an opponent for me to face, somebody whom you feel is more deserving of a title shot than me. I'll face him, whoever he is, under the Rules Of Honor. Whoever wins is the one you'll defend that title against.
You're welcome. I guess you might have forgotten that I pinned you and maybe if Gus would be okay with it, I might want to be the one who beats you in the Rules of Honor match so I can humiliate your hopeless ass. But if there are others like BA (who did get a rematch), I would be more than happy to let them humiliate you.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 7, 2011 22:09:46 GMT -5
Well, we're all waiting with bated breath to see your surprise. In the meantime, just accept the fact that you lost and be thankful that we didn't put you on the shelf AGAIN when you were lying there, at our mercy, after that match.
But the man I really want to talk to right now is Gus Richlen.
Gus, you said that you didn't really want to give me a title shot and that it would be up to Mr. Drakin whether I got one or not. I'm sorry to report that "Mr. Drakin" wasn't able to come through for you...oh wait, you were there, you saw it. You bore witness to the greatest moment in the history of our sport. You should feel honored!*Blood smirks* Anyway, it's not Seth's call. It's mine.
I could just force you to defend that belt against me, Gus. Hell, I could strip you of the title. I could fire you, even.
But I'm feeling generous. And even though I mentioned this before, it bears repeating: I don't want to be as corrupt and abusive of my power as Drakin was. So the combination of those two things led me to the following decision, which has been run by Colt and green-lighted...
You pick an opponent for me to face, somebody whom you feel is more deserving of a title shot than me. I'll face him, whoever he is, under the Rules Of Honor. Whoever wins is the one you'll defend that title against.
You're welcome. Richlen is sitting in the back. Shaelin Marie is nowhere to be seen. Oh, you guys have to be feeling SOOOOOOOOOO proud of yourselves right about now. Thinking that now that Lodi has returned and now that you've ousted Seth Drakin from power, the war is over. WELL GUESS WHAT?! IT'S NOT!!!!
As long as I have the strength to crawl, let alone stand, I am going to keep fighting until the downtrodden know justice.
Until the Pantheon is no more.
Now, for your little "offer" of sorts, Ryan Blood.
In two weeks, you will have your match. If you win, I will defend my Championship of Honor against you at Wheel Of Misfortune.
Now, I know of an old saying. It reads, "There is no honor amongst thieves." Your opponent will be a man who, via his actions over the past few months, I have come to despise almost as much as any member of the Pantheon.
You will face Evil M. Rules Of Honor. Quite frankly, after what the two of you have done, I don't honestly know WHO I want to see win.
Now, there is one more person that I must address.
Colt.
You have been a source of much of the evil that has fallen upon the WWCF lately. You can try to justify your actions all you want, but the fact remains the same: The reason Shaelin and I offered our assistance to Seth Drakin was because your hideous actions left the two of us sickened. THAT is why we will continue the fight against you.
Therefore, next NiteRaw, I lay down this challenge: I will be waiting in the ring. There will be a referee present. You are expected to show up for our match. If Lodi or anyone else tries to get involved, Shaelin has my permission to act accordingly.
There is my challenge, Colt. You vs. me next NiteRaw. Show up or forfeit. The choice is yours.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 7, 2011 22:22:33 GMT -5
Oh and on Evil M, Blood..........I was disgusted by his actions. But to say you're better than he is..........well, its asinine. His action towards Sara may have been worse than your action towards Hideo, but you also assaulted my wife.
You know when you said I was no better. Well, I was wrong when I agreed with you. I was better, I didn't attack a woman on purpose like you did and I didnt brag about it to my friends like I was a man. Not something you wanted to hear, was it? Well, you also may not want to hear this.
What I do to Evil M........will be tenfold for your sorry ass.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 7, 2011 22:45:49 GMT -5
Well, we're all waiting with bated breath to see your surprise. In the meantime, just accept the fact that you lost and be thankful that we didn't put you on the shelf AGAIN when you were lying there, at our mercy, after that match.
But the man I really want to talk to right now is Gus Richlen.
Gus, you said that you didn't really want to give me a title shot and that it would be up to Mr. Drakin whether I got one or not. I'm sorry to report that "Mr. Drakin" wasn't able to come through for you...oh wait, you were there, you saw it. You bore witness to the greatest moment in the history of our sport. You should feel honored!*Blood smirks* Anyway, it's not Seth's call. It's mine.
I could just force you to defend that belt against me, Gus. Hell, I could strip you of the title. I could fire you, even.
But I'm feeling generous. And even though I mentioned this before, it bears repeating: I don't want to be as corrupt and abusive of my power as Drakin was. So the combination of those two things led me to the following decision, which has been run by Colt and green-lighted...
You pick an opponent for me to face, somebody whom you feel is more deserving of a title shot than me. I'll face him, whoever he is, under the Rules Of Honor. Whoever wins is the one you'll defend that title against.
You're welcome. Richlen is sitting in the back. Shaelin Marie is nowhere to be seen. Oh, you guys have to be feeling SOOOOOOOOOO proud of yourselves right about now. Thinking that now that Lodi has returned and now that you've ousted Seth Drakin from power, the war is over. WELL GUESS WHAT?! IT'S NOT!!!!
As long as I have the strength to crawl, let alone stand, I am going to keep fighting until the downtrodden know justice.
Until the Pantheon is no more.
Now, for your little "offer" of sorts, Ryan Blood.
In two weeks, you will have your match. If you win, I will defend my Championship of Honor against you at Wheel Of Misfortune.
Now, I know of an old saying. It reads, "There is no honor amongst thieves." Your opponent will be a man who, via his actions over the past few months, I have come to despise almost as much as any member of the Pantheon.
You will face Evil M. Rules Of Honor. Quite frankly, after what the two of you have done, I don't honestly know WHO I want to see win.
Now, there is one more person that I must address.
Colt.
You have been a source of much of the evil that has fallen upon the WWCF lately. You can try to justify your actions all you want, but the fact remains the same: The reason Shaelin and I offered our assistance to Seth Drakin was because your hideous actions left the two of us sickened. THAT is why we will continue the fight against you.
Therefore, next NiteRaw, I lay down this challenge: I will be waiting in the ring. There will be a referee present. You are expected to show up for our match. If Lodi or anyone else tries to get involved, Shaelin has my permission to act accordingly.
There is my challenge, Colt. You vs. me next NiteRaw. Show up or forfeit. The choice is yours. You know Gus, for once you and I are in complete agreement.
You can choose to believe this or not, but I despise Evil M as much as you do. See, Seth Drakin may have first decided he hated my guts when I took somebody hostage to win a match. And nobody exactly fell in love with me after I forced Mr. E and U.N. Owen into that inferno match that ended with U.N. Owen being set on fire.
You may think that me and Evil M, we're cut from the same cloth, but nothing could be further from the truth. And here's why. I took Hideo Nakatomi hostage all those months ago after he had tried to have me crippled. He wasn't an innocent victim. And I threw Seth's two goons into that inferno match because I knew that they were going to try and help Seth do worse than cripple me. So they weren't innocent victims.
But Gus--and Evil M, you need to hear this as well...*Suddenly Blood starts screaming into the camera* Sara Nakatomi WAS innocent! She never lifted a finger against you, and you were still ready to set her on fire! You sick f***!!!*Blood turns away and takes a couple deep breaths, before going on in a more subdued tone of voice* You know something Evil M, I don't speak for the whole Pantheon. Colt obviously feels differently about how to deal with Sparks than I do. Johnny's out of his mind. And I don't know how CageKing and Lodi feel about things.*Blood turns back to the camera, glaring* I can't speak for the rest of them, but me? I have standards. There are some things Ryan Blood will not stoop to, and what you almost did to Sara Nakatomi was one of them, M.
Up until now I've been having other people do the dirty work. I forced you to take on BRB in a hardcore match with Jono with him at ringside. When Colt was deciding whether or not to grant Jono's request to face you at Survivor Team Challenge Series, I argued in favor of it because I wanted to see him tear you apart. And after we won the ten man tag match, I already started thinking of what I could do to punish you on the next NiteRaw, who I could put you up against that would inflict even more pain on you.
But Gus has a real good idea. It's fun to see a bastard like you in pain, M, but it's absolutely f***ing euphoric when you personally inflict that pain on him.
I won't tell you what I can do to you. We've faced one another often enough that you already know. So I'll just leave it unsaid and let you DREAD it.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 7, 2011 23:06:14 GMT -5
Oh and on Evil M, Blood..........I was disgusted by his actions. But to say you're better than he is..........well, its asinine. His action towards Sara may have been worse than your action towards Hideo, but you also assaulted my wife.
You know when you said I was no better. Well, I was wrong when I agreed with you. I was better, I didn't attack a woman on purpose like you did and I didnt brag about it to my friends like I was a man. Not something you wanted to hear, was it? Well, you also may not want to hear this.
What I do to Evil M........will be tenfold for your sorry ass. You're welcome to try. Again.
There's this perception that men who hit women do it because they're too scared to fight other men. If that were the truth, I'd never step in between the ropes, and if that were the truth I would have tried to run away from you during our brawl instead of trading shots.
The fact is that if somebody pushes me, if somebody provokes me, then I don't give a s*** whether or not they've got a Y chromosome; I'm gonna make them regret it.
It's all irrelevant, though. I could waste time with you going back and forth over who's tough and who isn't, who would beat whom if we got in the ring one on one instead of five on five, blah blah blah. But you should be worrying about your match next week with Evil M, and you should be thinking about what he did to a woman on purpose. Hopefully that pisses you off enough that your adrenaline surges and you hit him even harder than you normally would. You may underestimate me, Drakin, but I don't underestimate you. I know that even if you lose, Evil M's still gonna be feeling like he got run over by a fleet of trucks afterwards. And that's what's really important.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jun 8, 2011 0:01:10 GMT -5
FROM THE DESK OF COLT By Colt
I am going to keep this short and sweet, since I will address everything in the ring on Monday. However there are three things that need attention.
Seth Drakin released The WWCF would like to like to announce that they have come to terms with the release of the WWCF CEO going under the name of Seth Drakin, we would like to wish Mr. Drakin well in his future endeavors.
Secondly Gus, for your challenge... You clearly dont remember how the PPV ended, because Pantheon and Myself are the ones with the power, the ones able to book matches... not you. As for your referee, who do you think he works for? As for your challenge. I will say no.
However, I invite you to join me in the ring. No physicality. Just meet me face to face. We can talk and if we can come to terms, we will have a match the following week.
And finally...
WWCF announce latest acquisition. WWCF would like to announce the signing of its newest wrestler, former WWCF Champion, Seth Drakin. It is with great pleasure that we welcome Seth Drakin to our organisation. Seth will make his debut with the company this Monday against Evil M
Stay tuned for more
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