Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 30, 2012 18:27:15 GMT -5
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 30, 2012 18:33:14 GMT -5
Nothing makes me feel more at ease than Hogans mug staring at me while I'm eating.
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Dec 30, 2012 18:33:59 GMT -5
Pastamania 2.0
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2012 18:36:41 GMT -5
I hope this works out for him.
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Toxik916
Hank Scorpio
Sacramento Proud
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Post by Toxik916 on Dec 30, 2012 18:39:17 GMT -5
Sweet! Hulk Hogan could bottle his own piss and sell it as an energy drink and I'd gladly buy it.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 30, 2012 18:40:30 GMT -5
Big breasts is the logical extension of the Hogan brand.
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Dec 30, 2012 18:45:07 GMT -5
Since the last thing Hogan did was porn, here's hoping the "logical extension" of the brand is Hogan plowing the entire staff as you sit there trying to eat.
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Post by Michael Coello on Dec 30, 2012 18:46:11 GMT -5
Mechanical Shark Ride? SOLD!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2012 18:49:49 GMT -5
To be Hooters times ten, the waitresses would pretty much have to be nude
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Dec 30, 2012 19:15:59 GMT -5
Jimmy Buffett is a celebrity. If you're over 55 and white.
When asked for comment about these latest developments, Courtney Campbell could not be reached. Because he's been dead for forty years.
That's what I feared. Hogan's battered mitten face is not what I want to see when eating a patty melt. And another thing, I've been to Margaritaville. The dentist waiting room is more exciting than Margaritaville. I sat there imagining this is what a mid-life crisis looks like inside the mind of a 48 year old man's brain.
Look Hogan. I get it. You were pissed that Turner abruptly canceled 'Thunder in Paradise' just when you thought the show was at a creative peak. But let it go. And of course CMT is interested. This is the same network that gave us Redneck Island and My Big Fat Redneck Vacation. This is right up their alley...I mean....causeway.
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Post by edgestar on Dec 30, 2012 23:42:28 GMT -5
20,0000 square feet?
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cherry coloured funk
ALF
discontinue the trout
I know that when I wear Ban-Lon, there does appear to be some jiggling...
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Post by cherry coloured funk on Dec 31, 2012 3:00:44 GMT -5
These blurbs made my day. Thanks for the LOLs as always, Hulk!
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SEAN CARLESS
Hank Scorpio
More of a B+ player, actually
I'm Necessary Evil.
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Dec 31, 2012 4:03:54 GMT -5
In Hogan math that only means 2000.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 31, 2012 8:39:02 GMT -5
Mechanical Shark Ride? SOLD! Seriously. It's hard to explain just how awesome this thing must be. I demand pics
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Dec 31, 2012 8:53:41 GMT -5
Since the last thing Hogan did was porn, here's hoping the "logical extension" of the brand is Hogan plowing the entire staff as you sit there trying to eat. Amazing. I just spit orange juice everywhere!
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Dec 31, 2012 9:04:47 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2012 9:11:35 GMT -5
That's where The Shark was billed, wasn't it?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 31, 2012 13:12:43 GMT -5
Oh man, it turns out that Hogan's agent called him about this and he wasn't home (with no other way to contact him), he gave the idea to George Foreman.
'Foreman's Beach' is the new name
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Post by rapidfire187 on Dec 31, 2012 13:16:11 GMT -5
I hope Hogan's ready for gender discrimination suits.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Dec 31, 2012 13:51:10 GMT -5
Will Nick Hogan be the delivery boy?
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