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World Wrestlecrap Federation Thread 20 Minus 1 Oct 15, 2009 21:27:39 GMT -5

Post by Cyno on Oct 15, 2009 21:27:39 GMT -5

Hope Dave (or anyone else) doesn't mind me putting this up. He's been gone for a few days, and the other thread was closed for over 24 hours. I've also taken the liberty of updating some stuff here, though it is by no means perfect or complete.

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World WrestleCrap Federation Thread 19

Established August 20, 2008

The official WWCF website is at worldwrestlecrapfederation.webs.com/

WWCF NEWS:
WE ARE LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS TO JOIN THE WWCF. JUST SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO D-DAY DAVE AND LET HIM KNOW YOU WANT TO JOIN.

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WWCF Champions:

WWCF World Heavyweight Champion: Jazzman

Title History-

Jazzman defeated Seth Drakin on August 31, 2009 at Rumble in the Jungle
Seth Drakin cashed in the Money In The Bank briefcase and defeated littlenaich on August 3, 2009 on Monday Niteraw
Littlenaitch defeated King Motor-Colt at WWCF PPV STW: Smurf The World on April 27, 2009
King Motör-Colt Defeated MiLo Duck on February 23, 2009 at Ernest Goes To Wargames
MiLo Duck defeated John S. Amigo in Chamber Of Horrors Match at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies on October 27, 2008
John S. Amigo won tournament finals at GOOKERMANIA 1 on September 29, 2008

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WWCF Inter-Forum Champion: M.O.P.

Title History-

M.O.P. defeated Above Average on September 7, 2009 on Monday Niteraw
Above Average defeated j.d. at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies on October 27, 2008
j.d. won stevierichardsfan babyface hosted tournament

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WWCF Tag Team Champions: "Two Guys Who Seriously Rock" Cthulhu and Starshine

Title History-

“Two Guys Who Seriously Rock” Cthulhu and Starshine Defeated King Motor-Colt and Above Average at Botch at the Beach on July 27, 2009
King Motor-Colt and Above Average defeated Southwest Connection, TTS and Starshine, and Doley and Legion in a four way tag team match on a June 24, 2009 special Wedensday edition of Heatz!!1
Vacated - May 2009
Rough'N'Ready: TTS and Whitey Fats Defeated The Non-American Heroes: Square and Starshine on April 27, 2009 at STW: Smurf The World The Non-American Heroes Defeated The Pride: Metylerca and M.O.P. at Serious Business on March 30, 2009
The Pride: members M.O.P. and Metylerca Defeated The Southwest Connection at King Of WrestleCrap 2009
The Southwest Connection(2) Defeated Stryker Duck Silence, Justice and Providence, and Motor-Colt and Above Average on November 24, 2008 at In Your Apartment
Stryker Duck Silence(2) defeats The Southwest Connection on November 3, 2008 edition of NiteRaw
The Southwest Connection(littlenaitch and Tyfo) defeated Justice and Providence at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies on October 27, 2008
Justice and Providence(J is Justice and Cthulhu aka Providence) defeated Stryker Duck Silence at GOOKERMANIA 1
Stryker Duck Silence: MiLo Duck and Strykerdarksilence- Won Tag Team Tournament

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WWCF Hardcore Champion: Jonathan Michaels

Title History-

Jonathan Michaels defeated Evil Masked wordlifeecw, "Evil la Parka", The General of the Monkey Army, and Headbanger Man in a Fruit and Lego Death Match at Wheel Of MisFortune on June 29, 2009
Evil Masked wordlifeecw(2) Defeated General of the Monkey Army on 2/22/2009 on a special Championship Heatz!!1 General of the Monkey Army defeated Cthulhu and TromboneMan in a Triple Threat Hardcore Last Man Standing Rock Paper Scissors Match on December 15, 2008 on Monday Niteraw Cthulhu aka Providence on November 24, 2008 at In Your Apartment littlenaitch on Monday NiteRaw 11/17/2008
Your Uncle Seth Drakin wins it on November 3, 2008 edition of NiteRaw
Above Average on 10/28/08 on Night Of The Wrestling Zombies
Cthulhu aka Providence(2) on 10/13/08 on NiteRaw
Evil Masked wordlifeecw on 10/6/2008 on NiteRaw
The Tank on 9/29/08 at Gookermania 1
Tyfo - won on 9/22/08 on NiteRaw
Buggy The Clown(2) - won on 9/15/08 on NiteRaw
Cthulhu aka Providence - won on 9/8/2008 on NiteRaw
Buggy The Clown - won on 9/1/08 on NiteRaw
The Tank- won on 9/1/08 on Niteraw

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WWCF Heatz!!1 Champion: TTS

Title History-
TTS Defeated Whitey Fats and "Champagne" Jay Carroll at Gookermania II on September 28, 2009
"Champagne" Jay Carroll Defeated Koda at Botch at the Beach on July 27, 2009
Koda Defeated Viva Los Bio Dome in a Great Escape Match at Wheel Of Misfortune on June 29, 2009
iViva Los Bio Dome!(2) Defeated Koda on April 27, 2009 at STW: Smurf The World
Koda Defeated !Viva Los Bio Domei on February 22, 2009 on a special Championship Heatz!!1 !Viva Los Bio Domei Defeated Brahma Bull at King Of WrestleCrap 2009 to become the first ever Heatz!!1 Champion

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WWCF Rosters

Singles Roster
Cthulhu aka Providence
Tyfo
Koda89
Seth Drakin
Above Average
Legion
Starshine
littlenaitch
One Doley Nation
King Motor-Colt
The General of the Monkey Army
Square
"Evil La Parka"
grbjazzman
M.O.P.
Brahma Bull
Supersmark
Viva Los Bio Dome!
Head Detective Aaron Enigma
Jonathan Michaels
Headbanger Man
Relegate Hunter
Boiler Room Brawler
"The Push Killa" Mako
Cage King
Whitey "Daddy Phat Sax" Fats
KCB
Buck Futter
"Champagne" Jay Carroll
MiLo Duck
Stryker Dark Silence
John S. Amigo
"Damn Right" Jackson
YellowJacket
Sparks

Currently Inactive

Evil M
The Sam
D-Day Dave

WWCF Staff Roster

WWCF CEO- Seth Drakin

WWCF Commissioner- Dr. Jessica Morton

WWCF Commentators- "Gorilla" Tim Hoss and Jesse King

WWCF Heads Of Security- Phil and Bill Farris

WWCF Interviewers- Fred G. Neric and Jerry Fish

WWCF Referees: WWCF Referees

Managers/Valets
The Sam09 (Manages WWCF Corporate)

Tag Team Roster

The Southwest Connection- littlenaitch and Tyfo

Above Average and King Motor-Colt

The Deadly & Sinful- Koda and Legion

Two Guys Who Seriously Rock- Starshine and Cthulhu

The Resistance- Stryker and iViva Los Bio Dome!

Former Tag Teams

Stryker Duck Silence- Stryker and MiLo Duck

Justice and Providence- J is Justice and Cthulhu aka Providence

The Wargame Warriors- stevierichardsfan babyface and Krazy E-Man

The Non-American Heroes- Starshine and Square

Metylerca and M.O.P.

Rough'n'Ready- TTS and Whitey "Daddy Phat Sax" Fats

Current Factions

WWCF Corporate (new name guys?) - Tyfo, Cthulhu, Starshine, and Boiler Room Brawler

Former Factions

The Story- King Motör-Colt, Above Average, Evil Masked Wordlifeecw, and Head Detective Aaron Enigma

The Family-littlenaich, Tyfo, TromboneMan, and The Sam(manager)

The Neighborhood Watch Committee- Uncle Seth Drakin, Cthulhu, J is Justice

The Crusade- Seth Drakin, The Tank, "Evil La Parka"

The Pride- Jazzman, M.O.P., and Metylerca

Cult Chaos- Stryker, MiLo Duck, Viva Los Bio Dome, and TromboneMan

Alumni: Past Wrestlers
John S. Amigo(Dr. Amigo Jr)

D-Day Dave

Buggy The Clown

RX-78-2

Ravishing Rob Rude

Bob Schlapowitz

j.d.

D-lirious-2
The Iron Giant
Disco Stu
J is Justice
Rob Gnar

Madman Szalinski
MolotovMocktail
TromboneMan
Metylerca
The Tank
Krazy E-Man
Latino Meat
TTS
"Sweet 'N Sour" Mike Corral
Eli 'The Valkyrie'
stevierichardsfan babyface
KGX
"The ShowStoppin Classic" JB Hendu
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Rules
1. It is preferred that all in character promos or roleplays should be written in a different color lettering.(this is so we can tell the difference between out of character and in character talk) Its no big deal if you don't but it is preferred. This is mostly targeted at roleplay promos you post in the WWCF forum thread.

2. We have a weekly show called Monday Niteraw. It is every week except for the end of the month in which we will have a pay per view which will also be posted on Monday. I will post the card a day or two after Monday Niteraw. Then I will send the card to every roster member and they can PM me back their vote for who they want to win in every match. I will count up the votes and the wrestler to get the most votes in their match wins.

3. Whoever gets the majority vote wins. If it is a tie I will call it either a double count out or draw.

4. You do not have to do roleplay promos for yourself if you don't want to. It is completely optional. All Niteraw promos and run-ins should be sent to me with your Niteraw votes in a PM every week. Please note though that other roster members will vote for you more often if you roleplay or at least just talk in the WWCF Forum Thread and are an active member.

5. People are allowed to have managers(other members of the wrestlecrap forum). Managers may vote on other people's matches but they can't vote in the match of someone they are managing.

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List of WWCF Pay Per Views
January- King Of WrestleCrap
February- Ernest Goes To Wargames(big Wargames Match)
March- Serious Business
April- STW: Smurf The World(Lethal Lottery and 10 Man Battle Royal)
May- Survivor Team Challenge Series
June- The Wheel Of Misfortune(every match is Spin The Wheel Make A Deal)
July- Botch At The Beach
August- Rumble in the Jungle
September- GookerMania(our Wrestlemania-like big show)
October- Night of the Wrestling Zombies
November- In Your Apartment
December – To Be Decided

Last Edit: Oct 16, 2009 21:12:47 GMT -5 by Cyno

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World Wrestlecrap Federation Thread 20 Minus 1 Oct 15, 2009 21:31:44 GMT -5

Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2009 21:31:44 GMT -5

Thanks M.O.P. I was gonna do this myself if Dave didn't have it done by tonight.

Alright, I'm going to be sending out results tomorrow night after the WCWWE PPV is over. Anybody want to write a match?

Heatz!!1

Relegate Hunter V. The Headbanger Man
Being written by The Headbanger Man

Above Average V. KCB

Main Event: Two Guys Who Seriously Rock, Tyfo, and The Boiler Room Brawler V. The Deadly and The Sinful, Jonathan Michaels, and Jazzman
Being written by BRB

NiteRaw

Hardcore Match: CageKing V. The General of the Monkey Army
Being written by Evil M

Tag Team Round Robin: Aaron Enigma and M.O.P. V. TTS and “Champagne” Jay Carroll
Being written by Aaron Enigma

Tag Team Round Robin: Amigo and Sparks V. The Resistance
Being written by Viva Los Bio Dome

“Damn Right” Jackson V. King Motor-Colt
Being written by Motor-Colt

Main Event: Little Naitch V. YellowJacket

Last Edit: Oct 16, 2009 14:39:32 GMT -5 by Deleted

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World Wrestlecrap Federation Thread 20 Minus 1 Oct 15, 2009 22:59:57 GMT -5

Post by littlenaitch on Oct 15, 2009 22:59:57 GMT -5

Michaels, Michaels, Michaels, I am really starting to believe that you hitting your head on Monday caused some kind of damage becuase if you really think that I would be in cahoots with Seth Drakin, then something is really wrong with your brain. I don't want anything to do with Seth and wish he wasn't even the guest referee but I wasn't asked so it was out of my hands. I don't even know why you even care since it doesn't even concern you. You aren't even in the match so you should just focus on your matters.

Now, this Monday night I face a very good upstarter by the name of YellowJacket. So far in his career here in the WWCF, he has given the World Heavyweight Champion a run for his money and he will try to do the same thing against me on Monday. Well kid, I say bring it because I am looking forward to seeing what you have. I want to see if all this hype that surrounds you is for real or not. I am impressed with what I have seen so far from you and I can tell you that if you are for real, you will go a long way here in this company. Your time will come later on but this Monday, is my time as I prepare to make history at Night of the Wrestling Zombies. See ya Monday kid.

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World Wrestlecrap Federation Thread 20 Minus 1 Oct 16, 2009 0:18:29 GMT -5

Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 16, 2009 0:18:29 GMT -5

*On screen, we see WWCF CEO Seth Drakin in his office and sitting at his desk.*

Seth: I wish to discuss the recent accusations of me being in cahoots with either Little Naitch or Jazzman. Those allegations are absolutely false. However, I guess it could seem with my past that putting myself as special guest referee in the main event at Night of the Wrestling Zombies may be seen as suspicious and curious.

Well, the true reason is ever since I was given the job as CEO, I wanted to make a clean slate. The only way I can do that is to wipe clean the past hatred between myself and two of my biggest rivals; Little Naitch and Jazzman. I saw this match as a way of doing what is right.

One of these men will get their hands raised by me, but both will receive a fair opportunity at winning the match and the world title. Business needs me to wipe away the corruption and unnecessary violence that plagued WWCF under the former administration....even if I had a hand in some of those things.

Only after this match will both men know that as CEO, I will do what is right and not what directly benefits me.

Thank you and take care.

Last Edit: Oct 16, 2009 0:18:59 GMT -5 by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap

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World Wrestlecrap Federation Thread 20 Minus 1 Oct 16, 2009 2:14:32 GMT -5

Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Oct 16, 2009 2:14:32 GMT -5

I was as true as my word to Princess Colt when I claim to be neither enemy nor friend, I simply extended the olive branch to help out someone who is clearly in need of it. But what did this proud noble ruler do? He spat it back into my face...

And now I hear he's accusing me of brutalising his enemy Above Average... AND HE'S UPSET ABOUT IT? And he's using this as reason to challenge me to my first proper match here. To get this straight, he accuses me of giving him some much needed help, and now he wants to fight me over it?

I know what it is, I know what he's doing. He will claim that he's doing this because he still respect Above Average as a competitor and that this is between those two and not me, he'll also go on saying that he wants to fight Above Average 100%.

No.

He's scared of his image, scared that people will think that he always needs help to win. So he doesn't want to be seen getting help.

Or maybe there's more to it, I mean he was OK with The Story helping him every other match... Maybe he just doesn't want to be seen associating with someone like me. With someone... like me...

No matter what fuels this douchebag, this fascist. I'm going to teach him a lesson in attitude. I'm being honest when I say "Neither Enemy Nor Friend..." But don't make an enemy out of me...

Damn right!

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World Wrestlecrap Federation Thread 20 Minus 1 Oct 16, 2009 3:03:29 GMT -5

Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 16, 2009 3:03:29 GMT -5

Hey guys sorry I haven't been around much the past week. I'm going to really try to update the main site here soon. I had some stuff to take care of the past two weeks but I'll be coming on here a lot more.

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World Wrestlecrap Federation Thread 20 Minus 1 Oct 16, 2009 8:17:09 GMT -5

Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 16, 2009 8:17:09 GMT -5

Hey guys I'm working on the main site right now and I decided that we should just have everything on one site so I'm moving it all to the blogger site. If you look at the blogger site part of it now you can see how far I've gotten. I'm still working on it so don't worry if it looks weird for a few days.

I'm just going to use blogger for now but eventually I think I'm going to switch to wordpress and get our own domain name.

So for right now some of the stuff I need to do is fix the banner, make all the site pages on there, add more site page links, and then that'll be it and it will look a lot neater than what we have now.

Last Edit: Oct 16, 2009 8:30:26 GMT -5 by Dave at the Movies

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World Wrestlecrap Federation Thread 20 Minus 1 Oct 16, 2009 8:19:03 GMT -5

Post by YellowJacketY2J on Oct 16, 2009 8:19:03 GMT -5

Oct 16, 2009 8:17:09 GMT -5 Dave at the Movies said:

Hey guys I'm working on the main site right now and I decided that we should just have everything on one site so I'm moving it all to the blogger site. If you look at the blogger site part of it now you can see how far I've gotten. I'm still working on it so don't worry if it looks weird for a few days.

I'm just going to use blogger for now but eventually I think I'm going to switch to wordpress and get our own domain name.

Sounds like a good idea. Good luck!

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World Wrestlecrap Federation Thread 20 Minus 1 Oct 16, 2009 10:14:39 GMT -5

Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 16, 2009 10:14:39 GMT -5

*From The Boiler Room*

*Boiler Room Brawler is in a zoot suit again, smoking a cigar, when he looks up a the camera*

So it seems that the remains of Team Corporate have shocked the wrestling world by sticking together.

It surprises them to think that people like me, BRB, Starshine, Cthulhu, and the Pain Train Tyfo have something called loyalty!

And from the looks of things we're going to have to stick together for more than one reason.

First of all is the Puppet Master Seth Drakin being in charge of the company now.

Have the Board lost their minds?

I'll have to concede that being sold out to the mouse wouldn't have been any better, and the end result is somewhat the same, but if Seth thinks that Corporate is going to play his games, then he's got another thing coming!

Just you wait and see what happens when you get this horde of bulls angry, cuz you'll get us by the horns!

And the second reason?

Three letters: M... O... P...

*takes a puff from his cigar, breathes in deep, and lets out a mighty cloud of smoke*

You bailed on us once you had that gold around your waist you no-good coward!

You talk about merit, well I'm here to teach you about respect, and about giving back!

Corporate was good enough to get you that belt, but Corporate wasn't good enough to keep you once you had it!

At Night of the Wrestling Zombies, I will relish watching you lose to the Headbanger Man - In fact, I hope that he doesn't even have to wrestle that night - No, I hope that all it takes is a punch from him before it's the countdown to your extinction!

I attacked you at that signing because I have no mutual respect for you, M.O.P.!

And what did you do even before that?

You allied yourself with Jonathan Michaels and Aaron Enigma, the two men with the faintest insight on how to defeat me, BRB, in the squared circle.

I know what you're doing, M.O.P., and I don't think that you have the stuff to figure out how to really beat me.

If you're going to talk about being a real champion, then it's going to be up to me, BRB, to show the world what kind of champion that you, M.O.P., really are, when I take you to the Boiling Point!

Last Edit: Oct 16, 2009 10:27:01 GMT -5 by BoilerRoomBrawler

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World Wrestlecrap Federation Thread 20 Minus 1 Oct 16, 2009 10:49:37 GMT -5

Post by Cyno on Oct 16, 2009 10:49:37 GMT -5

What loyalty? What did Corporate ever do for me? They put me on the back burner when trying to get Tyfo and Cthulhu to be the big bad men. Something that they didn't do to good a job of doing, what with their constant losing and all.

I never had any loyalty to Corporate as an ideal or as a stable. For me it was about two things: the money and the exposure. The money was nice, don't get me wrong, but Dave and Sam failed miserably to deliver on the second part. Know who gave me the exposure? Aaron Enigma gave me that exposure. Even when we were the bitterest of enemies, we did more for each other's careers than either of our former stables.

And being a champion sure pays a lot nicer than being a chump without a belt who parrots lines of loyalty to two men who were willing to sell this company out to Disney, of all things.

Which brings me to two other chumps, those being the Resistance. Stryker talks a big game, so I'm accepting his challenge. The Niteraw after Night of the Wrestling Zombies, it will be a rematch of my first ever match here in the WWCF: M.O.P. vs. Stryker. If I'm still Inter-Forum Champion, it will be for the title! You may have made me tap in my first match, Stryker, but I'm not that rookie anymore. I'll show you just how far I've come... and how much I've surpassed you!

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World Wrestlecrap Federation Thread 20 Minus 1 Oct 16, 2009 11:08:47 GMT -5

Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Oct 16, 2009 11:08:47 GMT -5

I wouldn't be so preoccupied with Boiler Room Brawler and Stryker if I were you, M.O.P. I'm about to face you in the biggest singles match of my career, and I really hope you take it as seriously as I am, because I intend to go all out to win that Inter-Forum title.

This is what happens when you form allegiances and make enemies - they become distractions. Throughout my WWCF career I've been in it for myself and only myself, through both victory and disappointment. At Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, I don't want anybody else getting involved in our match - if anybody interferes, I will take action, both physical and verbal to ensure that it doesn't happen again.

That belt is coming back to the rehearsal room. M.O.P., you will become well aware of my appetite for destruction, and you will never forget the beating you received at the hands of The Headbanger Man.

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World Wrestlecrap Federation Thread 20 Minus 1 Oct 16, 2009 11:10:29 GMT -5

Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 16, 2009 11:10:29 GMT -5

Oct 15, 2009 21:31:44 GMT -5 @wordlifeecw said:

Main Event: Two Guys Who Seriously Rock, Tyfo, and The Boiler Room Brawler V. The Deadly and The Sinful, Jonathan Michaels, and Jazzman

I'll write this one.

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World Wrestlecrap Federation Thread 20 Minus 1 Oct 16, 2009 14:44:55 GMT -5

Post by Cyno on Oct 16, 2009 14:44:55 GMT -5

Oct 16, 2009 11:08:47 GMT -5 Metalheadbanger Man said:

I wouldn't be so preoccupied with Boiler Room Brawler and Stryker if I were you, M.O.P. I'm about to face you in the biggest singles match of my career, and I really hope you take it as seriously as I am, because I intend to go all out to win that Inter-Forum title.

This is what happens when you form allegiances and make enemies - they become distractions. Throughout my WWCF career I've been in it for myself and only myself, through both victory and disappointment. At Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, I don't want anybody else getting involved in our match - if anybody interferes, I will take action, both physical and verbal to ensure that it doesn't happen again.

That belt is coming back to the rehearsal room. M.O.P., you will become well aware of my appetite for destruction, and you will never forget the beating you received at the hands of The Headbanger Man.

Don't think I'm underestimating you, Headbanger Man. Underestimation leads to overconfidence, and overconfidence leads to stupid mistakes. Stupid mistakes lead to lost championships. You're getting me at my absolute best, and I don't expect any less from you.

Let's see just how good of a wrestler you are this Sunday at Heatz!!1, because I'll be watching your match from ringside! As much as I'm sure you'd expect me to interfere or distract, that's not what I'm about. What do I have to gain from screwing you over or costing you a win? What I will be doing is watching how you wrestle, and knowledge is power.

Seeya Sunday.

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World Wrestlecrap Federation Thread 20 Minus 1 Oct 16, 2009 17:28:41 GMT -5

Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2009 17:28:41 GMT -5

Listen...

You know what that sound is? Its the dawning of a new era. WWCF has had era of unimportance. No-one worth a damn has been in WWCF. No-one until now!

Inspector Shetty is the new age. Worship me as your god... or be crushed!

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