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Post by willywonka666 on Jun 24, 2011 6:57:23 GMT -5
Inspired by the list of products and companies that are dying out, create the FINAL Corn Pops commercial where the kid in fact does NOT get his or her pops.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jun 24, 2011 11:04:46 GMT -5
*Sensual music plays as the camera pulls up from the feet of two lovers making love under the covers. The camera finally pans all the way to the head of the two lovers, revealed to be Jerry Stiller and Ben Stiller.*
Ben Stiller: I gotta have my pops!
*A bowl of Corn Pops is shown sitting on a table out of focus in the background.*
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Post by willywonka666 on Jun 24, 2011 12:07:44 GMT -5
*Sensual music plays as the camera pulls up from the feet of two lovers making love under the covers. The camera finally pans all the way to the head of the two lovers, revealed to be Jerry Stiller and Ben Stiller.* Ben Stiller: I gotta have my pops! *A bowl of Corn Pops is shown sitting on a table out of focus in the background.* Dear God-that would have single handedly killed the company even if it was doing good |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2011 12:32:21 GMT -5
(Shot of Corn Pops sitting on the electric chair.)
Warden: All right Pops...you've contributed to tooth decay and childhood obesity. Do you have any last words?
Corn Pops: (In high child pitched voice) I REGRET NOTHING!
Warden: Hit the switch!
(The executioner flips the switch. The electricity goes through the box until it explodes, corn pops all over the place.)
Warden: LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ALL.
(He lifts up his shirt. His fat stomach has a painted message that says 1951-2011. Fades to black with evil laughter in the background.)
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Post by Orange on Jun 24, 2011 12:33:38 GMT -5
Wow, you scared the hell out of me. I was about to say, that list must have been deadly accurate for them to close down the day after!
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Post by chazraps on Jun 24, 2011 12:35:48 GMT -5
Bob Newhart wakes up and reveals the whole time that Corn Pops has been a dream.
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Post by willywonka666 on Jun 24, 2011 12:35:55 GMT -5
Commercial starts off in a courtroom with a prisoner being arraigned. The man looks to be in his mid to late thirties and it turns out he's one of the former kids from an old pops commercial.
He is found guilty for using excessive force in a quest to "get his pops" and is sentenced to 40 years of hard labor.
We cut to him in his jail cell and getting ready for his breakfast and we hear him thinking about how has to have his pops, and he gets his "slop" instead. fade to black and we get a bitter message from pops about how no one will ever get them again thanks to changing times.
I hated those commercials but I feel a little sad after writing that.
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Post by chazraps on Jun 24, 2011 12:36:37 GMT -5
This thread had SERIOUS potential... *Sensual music plays as the camera pulls up from the feet of two lovers making love under the covers. The camera finally pans all the way to the head of the two lovers, revealed to be Jerry Stiller and Ben Stiller.* Ben Stiller: I gotta have my pops! *A bowl of Corn Pops is shown sitting on a table out of focus in the background.* ...and KamalaBalboa achieved it within one post. Incredible. Hats off, gentlemen! |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 24, 2011 12:38:17 GMT -5
The Trix Rabbit steals a box of Corn Pops instead. This time, no one contests him the way people tend to do with Trix cereal.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 24, 2011 12:44:53 GMT -5
Random guy: Oh boy. Breakfast time.
*He pours a bowl of Corn Pops before getting up and fetching a carton of milk. He then returns and coats the cereal in the stuff before sitting down. As he does though the phone rings.*
Random Guy: Oh, I wonder who that could be...
*He gets up and walks over to answer it. Cut to five minutes later.*
Random Guy: Damn it... soggy again! Why do people always have to call when I'm eating these?! That's it. I'm never buying them again.
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Post by chazraps on Jun 24, 2011 23:36:43 GMT -5
Really want this thread to keep going. Been laughing loudly at the Stiller-Stiller commercial all day.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jun 24, 2011 23:38:13 GMT -5
Do like the 90's commercials did, and have some kid going crazy over corn pops while the Jaws music plays. However, when he learns that there are no longer any corn pops in existence, he goes on a murdering spree.
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Post by Derk! on Jun 24, 2011 23:57:39 GMT -5
Just air this one:
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