OK, I've got it. Have him wrestle in a giant penguin suit like the giant penguin in Billy Madison. Like on Raw one week they would have a typical Carlito vs Duggan match or something, and the man in the penguin suit would run out and lay out both men. And afterwards, he would simply do the penguin dance and then run off. JR and King would act surprised, like this was not supposed to happen. Like JR would say "Folks, that man in the penguin suit was not a part of the show! We don't even know who it is!"
Then the following week, the man in the penguin suit will come out and will start doing a rap to keep kids off of drugs or something. Later on maybe 8 months down the road, the announcers can just casually reveal its identity. "Oh by the way folks, you know the rapping penguin? That's Bobby Lashley. Anyway, stay tuned because after this commercial, Randy Orton will be here to talk about weatherproofing your house!"
BRILLIANT!!
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!
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Bring in Scott Steiner to make fun of his voice just like how he made fun of Brother Ray's gut.
His voice doesen't have to be a detriment for him being a heel. I agree with the poster that said he could have a Mike Tyson gimmick where he threatens to eat his opponent's children while also threatening to rape them in the ring until those bastards love him.
Post by Hanz Moleman on Dec 23, 2007 13:14:54 GMT -5
i really think he may come back in time for the rumble, if not for the elimination chamber at No Way Out...i really like Bobby Lashley, his wrestling ability IMO is great, i can look past his promos... i think he either needs some training in how to cut or promo, or like many people have been saying, give him a loud mouth manager. I saw him live at Raw when it came to Richmond in a tag match with Cena against Orton and Booker T i believe, hes even bigger in real life... people don't give the guy enough credit on his natural ability
One day I got on these forums where there was a report this Ambrose was doing dark matches, the wrestler had been appearing right under our noses. Well he thought it was good sport, you see some men aren't looking for logical things like screen time, they can't be pushed, put in a tag team, given a story, or even handed a title reign...
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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He always looked too generic to me, regardless of his amateur background and his (alledged) talent.
Bring him back to ECW so he can add a bit of starpower to the roster, and I won't have to watch him on one of the two good shows.
I know that over the last several months I've lost a lot of things, and one of them has been my smile ... and I have to find my smile because somewhere along the line I lost it and I don't care if people want to make fun of me because I'm an emotional guy...
Post by Dynamite Kid on Dec 23, 2007 20:01:25 GMT -5
I would bring him back as having felt the corruption of Vince. Be a giant, silent beast like Kane used to be who just murders people at Vince's command for no good reason and never says a word.
I'd have him set up with a series of big happy return announcements. JR would congradulate him on his return with a big set-up interview. He would look around sentimentally if the crowd is cheering and give little acknowledgements, if not just smile a lot and wait for JR to ask him how it feels to be back or whatever question. Then as Lashley opens his mouth to say something he closelines JR out of nowhere and spits on him. Yelling something at him off mike and walking to the back.
Although I'd like a mouthpeice for a guy like Lashley (ala Brock and Paul Heyman) I don't see it as necessary. The jist of how things would progress after that would be like this. He could proffess his bitterness over how JR and the fans forgot about him as soon as he was off the air and didn't even so much as mention him in his absence. He could either go back into the title picture as an "unstoppable" rage monster or feud with some mid card filler that interferes with a future assault on JR and the King.
Post by mysterydriver on Dec 23, 2007 20:40:56 GMT -5
I didn't read all of the thread.
But, guessing that he'll return as a "good" guy, I'd bring him back at the Rumble.
Have Khali have an early number and maul everyone. Have the announcers hype Khali's dominance and how could anyone "dominate" a giant like Khali. Cue Undertaker Bobby Lashley who eliminates Khali to a big cheer. Then have Khali grab Lashley and drag him over the top rope, ruining the big return.
Yeah, yeah. I know. Khali/Lashley feud makes you all cry. However it would be a good return for Lashley to get a win off Khali due to a powerslam or something like that.
Last Edit: Dec 23, 2007 20:54:12 GMT -5 by mysterydriver
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