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Post by Lawless66007 on Dec 26, 2007 9:24:07 GMT -5
What's good, I don't know if this was already a topic but I was watching my WM9 dvd and I just had to make this a topic. Post some of your favorite commentator quotes from as far back as you can remember to now.
Yokozuna vs. Bret Hart
Crowd: U.S.A!! U.S.A!! U.S.A!!
Macho: Listen to the people. "Respect" is what their sayin right there. Respect for the Hitman cuz I know about that right there. (realizing that their chanting U.S.A) No U.S.A is what their sayin.
Heenan: Shows how bright they are, one guy's from Canada the other's from Japan
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Dec 26, 2007 9:39:14 GMT -5
There was a handicap match a few months ago where it was Estrada and Umaga vs Bobby Lashley. It was not a no-DQ match or anything, but Estrada and Umaga were both allowed in the ring.
Throughout the whole match, JR and King hyped up constantly how Estrada was allowed to attack Umaga since he was legally in the match.
So then Estrada starts choking Lashley in the ropes. King says "Look at what Estrada is doing, and it's all legal too! Well you know, except for the part where he's choking him in the ropes like that. I just meant that he's allowed to be there"
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Splinter
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Post by Splinter on Dec 26, 2007 9:41:22 GMT -5
Joey Styles: Did Cyrus deputise Lou E...?
Joel Gertner: I think Cyrus DID sodomise Lou E.
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HRH The KING
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Post by HRH The KING on Dec 26, 2007 9:57:46 GMT -5
"The people are hanging from the rafters as Caeser's Palace...........Caeser's Palace doesn't have rafters........it has columns........the people are hanging from the columns".
- Randy Savage, at WrestleMania IX, which took place outdoors.
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Post by randomranter on Dec 26, 2007 10:07:48 GMT -5
Anything by Bobby Heenan. The guy was pure gold on commentary.
I just wish for one week we'd see a Heenan/JBL announce team. The thought alone just gives me a warm happy feeling............
I wouldn't even care about the matches. You could have Khali and Mark Henry in a 2 hour Iron Man Match on RAW. If Heenan/JBL were doing commentary, it would still be the BEST. RAW. EVER.
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Post by Miz-Wannabe on Dec 26, 2007 10:14:49 GMT -5
JR "Batista is the WW... Inter... World Heavyweight champion!"
Seriously... Come on JR you're in the HALL OF FAME try to not botch once in a while
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Post by HRH The KING on Dec 26, 2007 10:16:40 GMT -5
I like the "how many hot dogs?" discussion and "Rhodes/Sherri" argument between Jesse and Gorilla at WrestleMania VI.
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 26, 2007 10:17:54 GMT -5
Lita is jerking Edge off... the Ladder.
That one is classic.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Dec 26, 2007 10:25:07 GMT -5
JBL: Vito goes to the airport dressed like that! He goes to the gym... Cole: To bars- JBL (interrupting): WITH YOU!
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Post by HRH The KING on Dec 26, 2007 10:30:33 GMT -5
Brian Christopher colour-commenting with Lawler and JR at No Way Out during a Taka match.
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Post by 4real on Dec 26, 2007 10:30:51 GMT -5
FRUITY DELICIOUS DELICIOUS FRUITY BAH GAWD THEIR FRUITY SKITTLES TASTE THE BAH GAWD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF RAINBOW
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Splinter
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Post by Splinter on Dec 26, 2007 10:33:21 GMT -5
FRUITY DELICIOUS DELICIOUS FRUITY BAH GAWD THEIR FRUITY SKITTLES TASTE THE BAH GAWD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF RAINBOW Didn't JR say that on Raw two weeks ago?
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Dec 26, 2007 10:43:50 GMT -5
Paul E: Why isn't Hebner calling for the bell.
JR. No one has tapped out yet.
Paul E: That never stopped him before!
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Post by Bobeddy on Dec 26, 2007 13:24:24 GMT -5
"Victoria, throwing Mickie James around like a sexy little frisbee."
Thank you Jim Ross. Thank you for introducing "sexy little frisbee" to my lexicon
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Post by azz0r on Dec 26, 2007 13:39:31 GMT -5
Anything by Bobby Heenan. The guy was pure gold on commentary. I just wish for one week we'd see a Heenan/JBL announce team. The thought alone just gives me a warm happy feeling............ I wouldn't even care about the matches. You could have Khali and Mark Henry in a 2 hour Iron Man Match on RAW. If Heenan/JBL were doing commentary, it would still be the BEST. RAW. EVER. You'd think so, but because of his illness Heenan really isn't Heenan anymore. It makes me sad
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Post by CrazySting on Dec 26, 2007 13:41:18 GMT -5
When Big Show and Jeff Hardy started brawling near Heyman and JR
'why are you over here? We don't speak Spanish!' Heyman
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Post by Jaffa is behind you. on Dec 26, 2007 13:43:02 GMT -5
It was a few months ago, all I remember was JR saying "I don't know why hes counting though." I think it was a no dq or a triple threat match, one where there was no count out or something like that.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2007 13:43:12 GMT -5
"I told him not to touch that midget! You don't know where he's been!"
-Bobby Heenan, referring to Roddy Piper's interview with Haiti Kid.
"Melina? Nah, I was talking about the referee, Jack Doane--he got a sex change!"
-Jim Ross' furious answer to King's question of "Who?" while commentating on Melina before a match.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2007 13:48:34 GMT -5
I was waiting for an opening to use this line:
Bobby Heenan (on Brutus Beefcake's tights with the mesh where they're ripped) "That's what happens when you put hand grenades in your pockets."
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Gorilla Monsoon: "Did you see that! Blatant interference by that little runt, Jimmy Hart!" Bobby Heenan: "What? I missed it, my monitor went out."
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Gorilla: "You didn't see that?!!" Bobby: "You don't have to yell, I'm not blind!"
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(Not an actual quote, but pretty close during the Rick Rude-Ultimate Warrior match.)
Jesse Ventura: "Why isn't the referee disqualifying the Ultimate Warrior for using a chair?" Gorilla Monsoon: "Well, the match hasn't officially started yet, Jess; and they're not in the ring." Jesse Ventura: "Oh, so going by that logic, you can shoot somebody; as long as it's outside the ring it's okay? C'mon Monsoon, you're getting as bad as McMahon!"
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Dec 26, 2007 14:00:35 GMT -5
From Jesse Ventura during the Dusty Rhodes/Honky Tonk Man match at SummerSlam 1989.
"I heard Rhodes entered a Mr. America contest and won most abs".
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