Max
Hank Scorpio
Played Radar on M*A*S*H
im smokin skunk and poppin the truck to make me feel good
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Post by Max on Dec 22, 2007 15:44:08 GMT -5
think of some corny wrestling jokes, or some really funny ones if you want.....
Q. What is Batista's favorite band? A. Taking Back Sunday!
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Dec 22, 2007 15:48:08 GMT -5
My favourite one I heard not long after HHH and Stephanie`s daughter was born.
HHH and Stephanie are walking down the street, Steph is pushing the pram, but getting tired. "Hunter, will you push the baby for me?" she asks. "No!" he replies. "She`s too small and she can`t work!"
;D
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Post by Munkie91087 on Dec 22, 2007 15:52:25 GMT -5
Bobby Lashley....is a wrestling joke...
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Post by PTBartman on Dec 22, 2007 16:10:10 GMT -5
Q: What's worn under Piper's Kilt
A: Nothing. Everything's in perfect working order
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Dec 22, 2007 18:33:42 GMT -5
Shawn Micheals, Goldberg and Daivari all walk in to a bar and the barman says "Hey! What is this a joke??"
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 22, 2007 18:34:46 GMT -5
Shawn Micheals, Goldberg and Daivari all walk in to a bar and the barman says "Hey! What is this a joke??" I GET IT!!!!
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 22, 2007 18:38:26 GMT -5
Q: What does Tazz say when Brock Lesnar's jet lands?
A: HERE COMES THE PLANE!!
Q: What does Julius Smokes get with his sandwich at the deli?
A: A Humus Side.
*Cue Krankor laugh*
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Dec 22, 2007 18:45:01 GMT -5
Ok I got one....
Why does Stevie Richards have a hard time lighting the fireplace?
Because he always loses his matches.
Huh...Huh...huh? I'll leave now.
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MolotovMocktail
Grimlock
Home of the 5-time, 5-time, 5-time, 5-time 5-time Super Bowl Champion 49ers-and Wrestlemania 31
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Dec 22, 2007 18:47:41 GMT -5
Q: Who did Rhino vote for in the 2000 election? A: GORE! GORE! GORE!
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Evil Jan Otto
Don Corleone
Domo Arrigato, Evil Jan Otto
MWAHAHA!
Posts: 1,462
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Post by Evil Jan Otto on Dec 22, 2007 19:08:22 GMT -5
Why did Hogan never get around to writing his book? Everyone knew it wouldn't sell.
What does Big Daddy V do in his spare time? Go to the moobies.
What do you get if you cross Big Daddy V and Chris DeJoseph? Mooby Dick.
What did Cade tell Murdoch to do when he was being bullied? Stan Dupp for himself.
What was the last thing to go through Owen's mind? The turnbuckl- GACK!
*is yanked off stage*
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Dec 22, 2007 19:25:41 GMT -5
Hey I'm back by unpopular demand.
So how is everybody right here *dramatic pause* on the WRESTLECRAP FORUMS!!! Yeah
How did the Undertaker gain so many wins at Wrestlemania? He URNed them! *rimshot*
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Evil Jan Otto
Don Corleone
Domo Arrigato, Evil Jan Otto
MWAHAHA!
Posts: 1,462
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Post by Evil Jan Otto on Dec 22, 2007 19:28:53 GMT -5
Why did Bret hate being married? Cos he kept getting screwed every night.
THANK YOU I'M HERE ALL WEEK!
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Post by Joshin 'Thunder' Liger on Dec 22, 2007 19:41:50 GMT -5
Why doesn't Batista take his dog for a walk?
'COS IT WALKS ALOOOOOOOONE!
Why is Tazz undefeated at his local comedy club?
Because all his opponents choke.
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Evil Jan Otto
Don Corleone
Domo Arrigato, Evil Jan Otto
MWAHAHA!
Posts: 1,462
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Post by Evil Jan Otto on Dec 22, 2007 19:49:03 GMT -5
What did Tazz say when Brock was in a silo? Here comes the GRAIN!
What did Carlito say when he grabbed a beer? This is Miller Lite! That's not Coors!
Why does Triple H always get fired? He won't do the job.
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Post by thesam07 on Dec 22, 2007 21:03:55 GMT -5
Why couldn't Brian Danielson leave work early? He had till 5 (stolen from someone in this very forum a while back. If they are reading this. Sorry.)
How many Lex lugers does it take to change a lightbulb? I DON'T KNOW!!!
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Post by shiranui on Dec 22, 2007 21:06:31 GMT -5
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
Posts: 36,698
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Post by The Line on Dec 22, 2007 21:16:10 GMT -5
Why didn't Ray Taylor's wife wear her wedding band?
Because her finger wasn't even supposed to be in the RRRRRIIIIIINNNNG!
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damna
Don Corleone
Sorry Anderson Silva, but Fedor is still number 1!
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Post by damna on Dec 22, 2007 21:40:26 GMT -5
Q. What did Tazz's grandfather say to Brock's grandfather in Poland 1944?
A. "Here comes the TRAIN"
I'm going to hell for that one.....
Q. What's the difference between Buddy Rose and Bill Clinton?
A. One blows fat away and the other gets.......uh...nevermind...
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Dec 22, 2007 21:44:44 GMT -5
I have to do the classic one:
Why was Al Snow turned down a job with Lay-Z-Boy?
He can't sell chairs.
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Post by Aceorton on Dec 22, 2007 21:49:30 GMT -5
Why was Sabu kicked out of the florist's shop?
For using an Arabian Vase Buster.
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