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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 30, 2007 22:41:39 GMT -5
DO NOT turn down Randy Orton if he asks you out on a date. No good can come of it.
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Post by jfbop37 on Dec 30, 2007 22:42:35 GMT -5
DO NOT get in any match with Coach as a partner....you will lose.
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King Koopa
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Post by metylerca on Dec 30, 2007 22:45:33 GMT -5
...from the John Cena files
DO NOT have matches with celebrities, they will be considered Gookers
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Dec 30, 2007 22:46:45 GMT -5
DO make hatchet job videos of workers who screwed with in the past
DO threaten one of your most famous workers with similar video to get his begrudging cooperation
DO rewrite history, especially when it come to the competition that nearly put you out of business
DON'T hire Lanny Poffo, no matter how awesome he was.
DON'T ever EVER! admit to mistakes in the past
DON'T let Macho Man sign a Jakks figure deal for no reason
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Post by jfbop37 on Dec 30, 2007 22:48:31 GMT -5
DO NOT acknowledge the year 2004, it didn't happen.
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King Koopa
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Post by metylerca on Dec 30, 2007 22:51:56 GMT -5
DO let Hulk Hogan go over one of your fastest rising stars.
DO let Bobbly Lashley hold the microphone
DO NOT make Cena succumb to the odds.
DO let Matt Hardy wrestle on Raw, Smackdown, ECW, and then the PPV in the same week. Nobody will notice he's not on his usual show exclusively.
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Post by Bobby Womack on Dec 30, 2007 22:56:00 GMT -5
DONT look at anybody on the apron or outside the ring, this will result in you getting pinned in a roll up
DONT try to sunset flip a fat guy, youll most likely get crushed
if goldberg, batista, edge, orton or hbk have you on the floor and arent attempting any offense on you, DONT turn around when you stand up or you will be taking a spear/rko/superkick
DONT reveal private things backstage, theres always a camera
DONT go up to the top ropes if youre a heavyweight, it never ends well
heels: DONT set up a tag match against a face and tell them to find themself a partner, it will always be the person you least want
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King Koopa
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Post by metylerca on Dec 30, 2007 23:00:03 GMT -5
more from the John Cena files...
DO NOT sell the knee
DO NOT wrestle Ken Kennedy
DO have seizures while on top of people's backs. They will tap out.
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Hank Scorpio
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Post by H-Fist on Dec 30, 2007 23:06:27 GMT -5
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Hank Scorpio
Bork this company
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Post by HardKore on Dec 30, 2007 23:08:13 GMT -5
Do not i repeat DO NOT headbutt a Samoan.
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King Koopa
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Post by metylerca on Dec 30, 2007 23:38:47 GMT -5
DO hire Teddy Hart
DO fire Teddy Hart a month later.
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Post by primetime110 on Dec 31, 2007 0:59:05 GMT -5
If your feuding with the Undertaker and while in a match the lights go off, Just leave the ring and head to the back. If nothing else don't look towards the entrace because HE IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
If for some reason youstart a feud with Taker, Never, I mean never say its over and the Undertaker is dead and that he will never return. Because in 3 monthes he'll start a 4 month stalk fest.
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Post by cxcx on Dec 31, 2007 2:54:59 GMT -5
Do NOT, if your name is Ric Flair, go to the top rope under any circumatnces. Sure, it worked once against harley race 25 years ago and won you the world title, but that ISN'T preface to try it again
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 31, 2007 4:28:41 GMT -5
If you are the World Champion, and Edge has a Money in the Bank Contract, prepare to lose your title.
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Post by TheMediocreWarrior on Dec 31, 2007 6:10:42 GMT -5
DO NOT acknowledge the year 2004, it didn't happen. The Smackdown part most certainly did, but Raw was on a long hiatus in 2004, so the only parts that count are the first few and last few months when HHH was champion.
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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Dec 31, 2007 10:13:32 GMT -5
DO sell Shawn Michaels body slam as if it is so abnormally powerful that you cannot move out of the way by the time he climbs the turnbuckle and drops the elbow.
DONT expect JR to call moves by the right name OR Lawler to not tell a joke that has been told a thousand times before.
DONT tell the Rock what you are thinking.
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