How I would book the Briscoes in WWE

[Sad sack ass fruitbooty]

A while back, a poster had mentioned that they could play Jerry Briscoes "kids", which is fine and dandy, but let's take it a few steps further. I would dress them up in auto-mechanic gear, and have them play car repairmen from the Briscoes body shop. They could do skits on RAW, where they are repairing various body damage to different cars (They can even make hilarious references to how damaged their opponents will be). After they debut, they could team up with Cryme Tyme, and re-paint all the automobiles that CrymeTyme steals. They can even carry a wrench, and some dirty shop towels to the ring! Thoughts?

[Mr. Mediocre]

I'd seriously consider killing myself. Or driving up to Connecticut and setting fire to the WWE building.

[omgtheykilledkenny]

Um, okay...

I would keep booking them as tag team experts from southern deleware, just like how ROH books them. Put them in a tag team feud with the Hardyz or Londrick and their good to go.

[The Line]

I'd just use Mic Foley's proposed storyline for Punk and Joe, but change it to tag wrestling. Have him come into the ring after a successful defense by the current tag champs, and have Foley say that they aren't the best, because he's found the best. Enter Jay and Mark

[lildude8218]

*Briscoes enter Teddy Long's office on Smackdown*

Kristal: Who the heck are these ugly guys?

Teddy: Hollah Hollah! Put on these masks I'll give you a dollah!

Vicki: Yeah wow, you guys are rough to look at, and that's coming from ME!



That sounds about right.

[drakulon]

I'd make them wear the masks that the Hardy Boyz wore when they were still jobbers. Yick.

Edit: Make the Hooliganz wear their masks again... tag team mask v mask match.

[Zane]

explodinglimo said:

I'd seriously consider killing myself. Or driving up to Connecticut and setting fire to the WWE building.

I would join you in setting ablaze the Building

[Corporate H]

Bring in Bill Alfonso as their manager and have them run through the WWE building a long undefeated streak. Keep the titles on them for a long, long time. They'd have to be heels as well.

[G2]

bencrocker said:

Bring in Bill Alfonso as their manager and have them run through the WWE building a long undefeated streak. Keep the titles on them for a long, long time. They'd have to be heels as well.

Yup, thats the stuff right there.

And not a wrench in sight...

[Mozenrath]

bencrocker said:

Bring in Bill Alfonso as their manager and have them run through the WWE building a long undefeated streak. Keep the titles on them for a long, long time. They'd have to be heels as well.

Fonz actually looks kind of like he'd be their dad.

[Joekishi]

omgtheykilledkenny said:

Um, okay...

I would keep booking them as tag team experts from southern deleware, just like how ROH books them. Put them in a tag team feud with the Hardyz or Londrick and their good to go.

Book them against anybody else and they'd look tiny.

I'd book them as they are now...

[Nuke is Good]

I'd book them by making them job continously to Masters, Khali, Umaga, Lashley, Cena, Henry, Hornswaggle, Big Daddy V,Funaki (whenever he chooses), Snitsky, and Triple H. Then Triple H will cut a scathing promo on how their beloved Tag Team is nothing here.



All McMahon booking aside, didn't the Bricoes say they would retire relatively soon within the span of 2-3 years? I'd rather them stay in ROH where they would have no limitations, maybe TNA if they get the 2 hour time slot.

[leemir]

Years ago in old NWA TNA the Briscoes had a match & Teney went on about how they've taken the ring name "Briscoe" as a tribute to Jack & Jerry Brisco. I don't think thats true but their real last name is Pugh.

[samachine]

Boy when it comes to IWC favorites no one ever wants to make them job..

[Joekishi]

Oh they'd Job, but they'd look good doing it.

Though WWE could be home to the REdneck Tag Teams...hmm

That'd be interesting actually

HOO boy i'm derrtay down south baby go'n drink all night betta man up around hurrr ya heard..

[The Line]

samachine said:

Boy when it comes to IWC favorites no one ever wants to make them job..

well obviously.

That would be like me saying "My favorite basketball team is the Seattle Sonics. I'd prefer that they'd have a losing record and not make it past the first round of the playoffs"

[thetimekeeper]

kiddobradley said:

bencrocker said:

Bring in Bill Alfonso as their manager and have them run through the WWE building a long undefeated streak. Keep the titles on them for a long, long time. They'd have to be heels as well.

Fonz actually looks kind of like he'd be their dad.

You mean he isn't???

[BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED!]

nukeisgood said:

I'd book them by making them job continously to Masters, Khali, Umaga, Lashley, Cena, Henry, Hornswaggle, Big Daddy V,Funaki (whenever he chooses), Snitsky, and Triple H. Then Triple H will cut a scathing promo on how their beloved Tag Team is nothing here.



All McMahon booking aside, didn't the Bricoes say they would retire relatively soon within the span of 2-3 years? I'd rather them stay in ROH where they would have no limitations, maybe TNA if they get the 2 hour time slot.

Did the Briscoe's really say they would retire in 2-3 years? They'd only be about 25 or 26 then. I guess their bodies would feel 75 though, but it's awful young to retire at 25.

[leemir]

Yeah, they said they see themselves retired in 2-3 years due to their style & don't have any interest in changing that style. They plan on starting their own business raising dogs or something like that.

[The Line]

yeah, I think they'll probably hang up the boots after their current ROH deals expire