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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 7, 2007 14:46:11 GMT -5
Abyss is, in fact, a member of the Neo Solar Temple! *Clears his throat* YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MR. CHAINSAW, YOOOOU HAVE GUESSED THE TRUTH!!!!!!!! JAMES MITCHELL DIDN'T KNOW IT, MIKE TENAY DIDN'T KNOW IT, EVEN HIS OWN MOTHER DIDN'T KNOW IT, BUT ABYSS HAS JOINED THE ULTIMATE FORCE OF PURE EVIL IN THE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING INDUSTRY!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THOSE WHO STAND AGAINST THE TEMPLE WILL NOW BE FED TO ABYSS TO MEET THEIR..... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Big BosskMan on Dec 7, 2007 16:30:59 GMT -5
He secretly switched Jeff Jarrett's coffee to Folgers crystals and JJ couldn't tell the difference.
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Post by Ash Whenzday on Dec 7, 2007 16:55:22 GMT -5
Abyss plans to pave over the Impact Zone and turn it into a North of the Border theme park. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!...wait, what?
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Post by Joekishi on Dec 7, 2007 19:40:38 GMT -5
he's gay it adds a WHOLE other dimension to his character That somehow is frightening. VERY frightening indeed. See My vision of Abyss, is a combination of Early Goldust and Early Mankind. Somebody who gets off on Pain. I mean he wears leather an chains, and a leather mask. Not to mention spent time in prison where butt sex is GUARRANTEED
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 7, 2007 19:43:28 GMT -5
Not to mention spent time in prison where butt sex is GUARRANTEED but that makes you wonder if was he catching or pitching
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Post by The Line on Dec 7, 2007 19:46:26 GMT -5
he switched his insurance to Geiko and saved money?
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Post by Joekishi on Dec 7, 2007 20:18:41 GMT -5
Not to mention spent time in prison where butt sex is GUARRANTEED but that makes you wonder if was he catching or pitching well don't you see him taking the big bumps in matches, his scared face, the fact that he barely mumbles words and mostly shouts? he was raped anally, but grew to love the butt pain.
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Post by plushtar on Dec 7, 2007 22:40:57 GMT -5
So not only is he Mick Foley and the 1st Kane, he is also now Big Dick Dudley.
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Post by fes1 on Dec 7, 2007 22:50:34 GMT -5
He once wre4stled on a card that RD booked, and hes not a Blueberry.
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Post by Methusael86 on Dec 7, 2007 22:53:41 GMT -5
but that makes you wonder if was he catching or pitching well don't you see him taking the big bumps in matches, his scared face, the fact that he barely mumbles words and mostly shouts? he was raped anally, but grew to love the butt pain. So basically, he's The Gimp?
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Post by Joekishi on Dec 8, 2007 4:11:07 GMT -5
yes essentially, but hes also into dishing out the pain, WAY TOO MUCH pain.
Yeah..he'd be Demolition, Early Goldust, Early Mankind, and the grunting Big Dick Dudley.
I'd say at times he'd do a handicap match, but always be in that weird mankind rocking back and forth taunt with his hands on his crotch...the announcers would get over how sick and perverted he is.
He'd have to be "wrestling" Petey "maple leaf muscle" Williams, as he loves muscle men, but you know petite muscle men.
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Post by sexualvanilla on Dec 8, 2007 4:57:03 GMT -5
He's really Dominick's father. And he'll get his comeuppance by being slammed into broken glass
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Post by kickassforumguyme on Dec 8, 2007 9:48:28 GMT -5
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Dec 8, 2007 14:35:59 GMT -5
Abyss wants to date gail km
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Post by Adam Pacman Khan (akkilla) on Dec 8, 2007 16:06:34 GMT -5
Abyss's father is santa claus
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Post by renzino on Dec 8, 2007 16:09:25 GMT -5
Abyss wants to date gail km Hey that would actually be a funny angle.
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Post by Reverend BTY on Dec 8, 2007 16:14:37 GMT -5
Wait, Abyss has another secret??? damn.
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Post by Adam Pacman Khan (akkilla) on Dec 8, 2007 16:16:12 GMT -5
Wait, Abyss has another secret??? damn. Abyss should team up with the riddler
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Post by Reverend BTY on Dec 8, 2007 16:18:25 GMT -5
Wait, Abyss has another secret??? damn. Abyss should team up with the riddler Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who's afraid of the *random Abyss noise*
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Post by Deadman Inc. Misses Shawn on Dec 8, 2007 18:17:14 GMT -5
He secretly switched Jeff Jarrett's coffee to Folgers crystals and JJ couldn't tell the difference. Then they'll ask Jarrett how he feels Jarrett: Annggrryy
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