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Post by Toom E. Guci on Apr 29, 2008 23:43:48 GMT -5
*Royal Pain In the Ass Rumble opens with pyro galore going off. The ring announcer stands in the center of the ring, ready to speak.*
Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen, welcome to the Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation’s 4th Annual Royal Pain In the Ass Rumble. The rules are simple, yet changed from past Rumbles. 26 men will enter the ring but 24 men will exit the ring. The last 2 men will battle it out with Last Man Standing Rules. A new entry will enter the ring every 2 minutes. The winner of the match will be the EWT Heavyweight Champion of the World, as this match is for the EWT Heavyweight Championship. And now for the first entry in the match…
*No music plays as the announcer has been instructed to not make any introductions. The crowd is hushed as Entry #1 makes his way to the ring: Ghostface. Ghostface stands in the ring, awaiting the second participant in the match.*
*The crowd falls silent again as Entry #2 makes his way to the ring: Gigantor Maximus. As GM makes his way into the ring, Ghostface attacks him with kicks & punches. GM shoves Ghostface away. Ghostface comes at him with a dropkick. GM swats it to the side. GM grabs Ghostface & lifts him up into a body slam. GM grabs Ghostface & nails him with a head butt. GM throws Ghostface into the ropes. Ghostface dodges a big boot & bounces back off the ropes with a flying elbow. Ghostface runs the ropes again as GM staggers & hits another flying elbow. GM staggers back again towards the ropes. Ghostface hits a dropkick that sends GM back into the ropes. Kicks to the midsection of GM makes GM fall into the ropes, getting tangled up. Ghostface starts throwing punches at GM & stands proud in the middle of the ring, or at least it looks proud with the emotions he normally shows. Just then, the clock ticks down for Entry #3.*
*The Bad Man starts walking down towards the ring. As he draws closer, Ghostface bounces off the ropes & goes for a baseball slide under the bottom rope. Bad just grabs him & flings him into the barricade. Bad picks up Ghostface & throws him into the ring steps. Bad gets in the ring & starts heading over towards GM. Bad pulls GM out of the ropes & starts throwing punches at him. Bad throws GM into the corner turnbuckle. Just then, Bad gets nailed from behind by a chair shot to the head. Ghostface nails a second shot to the head of Bad. Ghostface charges at GM & hits him with a chair shot, as well. Ghostface sets the chair up & heads to the opposite corner & charges at GM. He steps on the chair & leaps at GM with a scissor kick to the head of GM. GM staggers forward a bit, as Ghostface quickly gets to the top rope & leaps off with a leg drop to the back of the head of GM. As Ghostface gets back up, Bad hits him with a big boot. Bad grabs Ghostface & sets him up for a power bomb onto the chair. Just then, Entry #4 makes his way to the ring.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Apr 29, 2008 23:44:12 GMT -5
*Mahavir Abha makes his way to the ring slowly. Abha takes his time towards the ring, no stranger to winning a championship in a battle royal. Abha slowly gets in the ring as he spies the 2 giants in there already. Bad lifts up a limp Ghostface & throws him over the ropes. Surprisingly, Abha makes the save to prevent Ghostface from going over. Abha makes the mistake of turning his back, as Bad nails a clothesline to take both men down. As Bad turns back around, he is nailed by a clothesline from GM. GM picks up Bad & body slams him onto the chair still in the ring. Bad rolls around in pain, clutching his back. GM turns around & is met by a double dropkick by Abha & Ghostface. Both men get back to their feet & hit a double clothesline to GM now. As both men get back to their feet, Ghostface nails Abha with a clothesline. Ghostface grabs Abha & hits him with a German Suplex. Ghostface drops an elbow on Abha. The clock ticks down for Entry #5 into the match.*
*Newcomer Percy St. James makes his way to the ring. As he enters the ring, GM grabs him & throws him across the ring. As St. James bounces back, a boot takes him down. GM picks up St. James & throws him over the top rope, eliminating him. As GM turns back to the ring, Bad nails a hard clothesline that sends GM back into the ropes. Bad starts throwing punches at GM now. Bad then grabs the broken chair that GM slammed him on & smashes it into the face of GM, breaking it more. Bad steps back a bit & charges at GM with a clothesline that sends GM over the rope. GM somehow manages to land on the ring apron though. Both men are throwing punches when GM suddenly falls backwards to the outside floor. St. James stands over GM, holding a steel chair in his hand. St. James had taken the chair to the knees of GM & took him down by clipping the knees. St. James brings the chair down on the head of GM now, multiple times. St. James drops the chair down on the face of GM & then stomps on it hard. St. James then leaves the ringside area. GM removes the chair from his face as the camera focuses on GM now has a bloody face. GM grabs the chair with his blood on it & starts heading to the back. Time passes as Entry #6 makes his way to the ring.*
*Shane Malone comes out from the back. As he passes GM, he looks at him in shock of what the newcomer did to GM. This angers GM as he swings the chair at Malone, who’s back is turned. The chair smashes hard on Malone’s back. GM drops the chair & grabs Malone, sets him up for a body slams, & guillotines his throat on the barricade. Referees try to stop GM, but nothing will stop the angry giant. GM grabs Malone & throws him into the barricade. GM grabs Malone in The Claw & drags him up onto the entry stage. GM throws Malone into the scaffolding rigging. GM grabs Malone by the hair & smashes him into the rigging, busting him open. GM lifts Malone up into a power bomb & makes his way to the edge of the stage, where he power bombs Malone off the stage & onto the cement floor below. GM looks down & then leaves in anger. Medics rush to a fallen & bloody Malone, as the referee rules there is no way Malone can even be in the match. Ghostface, Bad, & Abha actually had stopped what they were doing in the ring & look on in disbelief at what had just happened as the clock ticks down for Entry #7.*
*Trik Turner makes his way to the ring, unknown to the others as he is coming through the crowd. Trik jumps in the ring with a missile dropkick off the top rope to Bad. He then hits an Enzuguri to Ghostface. As Abha charges at him, Trik dodges him, nails a kick to the midsection, & hits him with a Trik Turner. Trik grabs Ghostface & throws him into Bad, who was getting to his feet. Trik grabs a limp Abha & throws him into the ropes. Abha manages to duck a dropkick from Trik & bounces back off the ropes. Abha hit’s a cartwheel dropkick to Trik. As Trik gets back to his feet, Abha connects with a Hurricanarama. Abha grabs Trik & throws him towards the ropes. Abha charges at him but is taken down instead by Ghostface with a spear. Ghostface then grabs Trik & throws him into the turnbuckle. Ghostface throws chops at Trik. Bad comes up behind Ghostface & yanks his head back. Bad hit’s a reverse DDT onto Ghostface. Bad then grabs Trik & gives him some chops of his own. Bad then follows it up with a head butt to Trik. The clock starts to tick down again for Entry #8.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Apr 29, 2008 23:44:43 GMT -5
*Sigma Williams makes his way to the ring, proudly displaying his Toolshed Championship. As he gets close to the ring apron, he suddenly disappears under the ring as if he was dragged. Nobody really notices inside the ring, as the 4 inside are still going at it. The referees check under the ring & are scratching their heads at this. Back in the ring, Trik leaps on the 2nd rope & jumps off with a dropkick to Bad. Bad staggers a bit by this. Trik rushes up to Bad, but Bad grabs him by the throat & choke slams him. Bad picks up Trik & nails him with a power bomb. The attention turns towards ringside, where Mysth appears from out of nowhere. He drags Sigma out from under the ring & throws him into the ring. Mysth then climbs into the ring, where he throws Sigma over the top rope. Mysth then walks out, as the referees rule Sigma has been eliminated. Bad grabs Abha & throws him into the turnbuckle. Bad throws an elbow to the face of Abha. Bad follows it up with multiple elbows as the clock ticks down for Entry #9.*
*Joe One makes his way to the ring. One jumps in the ring & goes straight for Bad. One throws an elbow to the back of Bad. Bad swats away One. One goes after Bad again, but Bad just swats him away. One tries for him a 3rd time, as Bad just grabs Abha & swings him into One. Bad grabs One & throws him into the ropes, hitting a big boot. Ghostface & Trik are battling it out in the corner. Ghostface has the upper hand on Trik & nails him with a double-hook suplex. Ghostface follows it up with a belly-to-belly suplex on Trik, as well. Ghostface throws Trik towards the ropes & tries for an elimination. Ghostface manages to get Trik over the top rope, onto the apron. Ghostface starts throwing punches as Trik staggers on the apron. Trik starts losing his grip & falls, when suddenly he is caught by Spaz & thrown back into the ring. Ghostface looks at Spaz as if to ask what he has done. Spaz just turns, grabs a chair, & sit down in it. Ghostface nails Trik as he gets back to his feet with a clothesline. Ghostface throws Trik into the ropes & hits him with a sidewalk slam. The clock starts to tick down for Entry #10.*
*Spaz slides into the ring & grabs Ghostface from behind, throwing him over the top rope. Spaz then grabs Trik & brushes him off after helping him to his feet. Spaz looks at Trik & then just walks away from him. Spaz grabs One & hits him with a throwaway German Suplex. Spaz charges at a not paying attention Spaz & takes him down with a spear. Spaz starts throwing punches on Bad. Spaz gets to his feet & hits Abha with a Lou Thesz Press. Spaz gets back to his feet & eyes a Trik just standing there. Trik points to himself & points to Spaz. Trik charges at Spaz, but Spaz just side steps him. Trik comes at Spaz with a running double axe handle, but Spaz steps out of the way again. Bad hit’s a boot to the face of Spaz. Bad grabs Spaz & nails him with a Snake-eyes in the corner. Bad grabs Spaz & throws him towards Trik. Trik hits him with a Rock Bottom. Trik then motions something to Bad, as he throws Spaz into the corner. Trik starts climbing the turnbuckle as Bad grabs Spaz & starts handing him up towards Trik. Trik leaps off the top turnbuckle with Spaz into a Trik Turner off the top rope. Trik staggers to his feet & starts to give the boot to Spaz. Bad nails Trik with an elbow to the back of the head. Bad flips a dazed Trik over the top rope, eliminating him. Bad then picks up a dazed & bit weak Spaz & throws him into the ropes. Bad hits him with a sidewalk slam. The clock starts to tick down for Entry #11.*
*Toom E Dangerously makes his way to the ring. Many are surprised that he has such an early number. Toom walks around the ring, eyeing up what’s left in there at this time: Spaz, Joe One, Bad Man, & Mahavir Abha. Toom gets into the ring but motions towards the back for something. EWT Alumni Ogre makes his way to the ring & attacks Bad from behind. Ogre grabs Bad in a Bear Hug & applies extreme pressure. Ogre releases the hold & throws Bad into the ropes & rushes at Bad, clothes lining him & flipping both over the top rope. Toom eyes the rest of the competition in the ring & grabs Abha into a German Suplex. Abha manages a reversal into a German Suplex of his own. Abha then runs the ropes & hit’s a Rolling Thunder onto Toom. And as Abha gets to his feet, Spaz hits him with a bulldog. Spaz then jumps on the ropes & hit’s a Lionsault on Toom. Spaz grabs Toom by the hair & throws him across the ring. One spears Spaz into the corner. One starts kicking Spaz in the midsection. One gets Spaz down to the mat & starts kicking him even harder at the midsection. One pulls Spaz up but Spaz manages a drop, smashing One’s chin into his head. Spaz grabs One & hits him with a slingshot suplex. As Spaz gets to his feet, Abha clotheslines him to the mat while the clock ticks down for Entry #12.*
*Newcomer Sammy Stardust makes his way to the ring. Stardust decides to make a name for himself & grabs Toom, dragging him to the ropes. Stardust picks up Toom to try & throw him over the ropes. Toom struggles as Sammy tries getting him over the ropes. Sammy gets him ½ way over when One comes over to help Sammy. The 2 start struggling to get Toom over the rope & succeed. Both men walk away, as Toom rolls back in the ring after only landing on the apron. Toom charges at both men & nails them with a clothesline. Toom grabs Stardust into a German Suplex. Toom drops a fist onto Stardust. As Toom gets back to his feet, One nails him with a bulldog. One grabs Toom & throws him into the turnbuckles. One runs at him with a knee lift. One then grabs Toom & hits him with another bulldog, only off the top rope. As One gets back on his feet, Abha gets him with a Hurricanarama that sends On into the ropes. Abha runs the ropes & hit’s a 619 on One. Abha gets off the ropes & grabs hold of One, throwing him towards the ropes. Abha hoists up One on the ropes, trying to get him over the top. Abha lifts up One & manages to get him up on the ropes, shoving him over. The clock starts ticking down for Entry #13.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Apr 29, 2008 23:45:11 GMT -5
*The Emerald Warrior rushes down to the ring & slides under the bottom rope. He gets on his feet & nails a clothesline that sends Abha over the top rope. He then grabs One & flips him over the top rope with ease. Warrior then gets hit by a Spaz spinning heel kick. Spaz grabs Warrior up & hits him with a throwaway slam. Spaz gets to his feet & gets takedown by a Russian leg sweep by Stardust. Stardust drops an elbow on Spaz but is taken down by a Pele’ kick from Toom. Toom gets back on his feet & is hit with a Scissors Kick in the center of the ring. EWT Alumni A-Bomb stands above Toom & drops to a knee, going for a Spin-a-roonie as the fans cheer at the shocking return of A-Bomb. A-Bomb gets back to his feet & drops an elbow on Toom. A-Bomb lifts up Toom & hit’s a Bomb Drop in the center of the ring, then grabs Toom & throws him over the top rope. The referees rule an elimination in this case, as A-Bomb jumps into the crowd & leaves through the fans. Warrior grabs Spaz & tries to throw him out of the ring. Spaz manages to hit the brakes & sends Warrior into the ropes. Spaz hit’s a flying tackle onto Warrior through the second & third rope. Spaz leaps with a suicide dive through those same ropes onto Warrior. The clock starts to tick down for Entry #14.*
*Dave Davies makes his way to the ring with Happy Days’ own Scott Baio in tow. Davies was somehow able to take Baio’s place in the Royal Pain In the Ass Rumble as his replacement when was injured on the set of Scott Baio…46 & Backstage. Davies gets in the ring & sizes up the competition that is left: Sammy Stardust, Spaz, & the Emerald Warrior. Davies goes after Stardust first, hitting him with a clothesline. Davies grabs Stardust & throws him at the turnbuckle into a Tree of Woe. Davies connects with a baseball slide to the face. Spaz & Warrior are still fighting outside the ring, as Warrior sends Spaz into the ring steps. Warrior then grabs Spaz & throws him into the barricade. Davies motions to Scott Baio, who is busy flirting with a female fan at ringside. Davies yells for Baio, who is not paying attention at all. Davies rolls out of the ring & grabs Baio, spinning him around. Davies starts yelling at Baio when a fan jumps the barricade & gets in the face of Davies. The fan slaps Davies in the face as the camera goes for a close up & we realize it is Jason Harvey. Davies, angry at what just happens, grabs both Baio & Harvey & smashes their heads together. Davies gets back in the ring as Stardust hit’s a knee to Davies. Stardust grabs Davies & throws him into the ropes. Stardust leapfrogs over Davies, as he bounces off the ropes. Stardust takes him down with an arm drag takedown. Stardust applies an armbar as the clock ticks down for Entry #15.*
*Sean McCann comes down to the ring. He clotheslines Stardust from behind. McCann grabs Davies off the mat & body slams him. McCann lifts up Davies again & runs with him to the turnbuckle. McCann starts random kicks to the face of Davies. McCann spies both Warrior & Spaz still going at it outside the ring & decides to nail both with a suicide dive of his own between the 2nd & 3rd rope. McCann grabs Warrior & throws him back in the ring. McCann then grabs Spaz & throws him into Scott Baio, who was getting to his feet. McCann rolls back into the ring & grabs Warrior, throwing him into Davies. McCann runs up & hit’s a dropkick to the back of Warrior. As he gets to his feet, Stardust hit’s a high cross body block on McCann. Stardust grabs McCann into a full nelson & shakes him hard in the ring, then hit’s a full nelson slam on him. Stardust follows it up by grabbing Davies & hits him with a pump handle slam. Stardust jumps on Warrior’s back with a sleeper hold & drops him down on his head. As Stardust gets back in the ring, Spaz hits him with a spinning heel kick. Spaz grabs Stardust & sets him up, nailing with a Vertebreaker. Spaz throws Stardust into the ropes as the clock ticks down for Entry #16.*
*EWT Heavyweight Champion, Chance Confidence, comes down to the ring. Everybody stops what they are doing as Chance stands on the ring apron, holding his belt up high. Chance hands the belt off to the referee by him as he slowly steps in the ring. Stardust, Davies, McCann, Spaz, & warrior all go after him. Chance manages some punches to each of them, sending them back. Chance grabs the closest person to him & throws him into the ropes, chopping him. Chance follows it up with a fall away slam onto Stardust. Chance looks around quickly & grabs Davies, setting him up with a fall away slam that sends Davies on top of Stardust. Chance grabs Spaz & body slams him on top of Davies & Stardust. As Chance turns around, Warrior nails him with a dropkick. Warrior grabs Chance & lifts him into a Gorilla Press Slam & sends him down on top of Spaz, Davies, & Stardust. McCann spears Warrior into the ropes. McCann grabs a leg & tries lifting Warrior up over the ropes. McCann manages 1 leg over the rope & starts shaking the ropes, as Warrior is riding the rope now. McCann dropkicks Warrior & it sends him over the rope, eliminated. McCann celebrates but it is cut short as Stardust hit’s a knee to McCann. Stardust follows it up with an arm drag takedown. Stardust grabs McCann & hits him with a short-armed clothesline. Stardust then grabs McCann & nails him with a DDT as the clock ticks down for Entry #17.*
*Aidan Donnelly makes his way to the ring & hits Stardust from behind with an elbow. Donnelly grabs Stardust & slams him with a German Suplex. Donnelly helps McCann to his feet, as the 2 embrace. Donnelly grabs Stardust into a suplex as McCann quickly gets to the top rope & leaps off it with a high cross body block onto Stardust. Spaz attacks Donnelly from behind, but McCann makes a save. McCann sets Spaz up for a piledriver as Donnelly turns it into a spiked piledriver. McCann & Donnelly look at both men laying on the mat, as Davies manages a double clothesline to both. Davies grabs McCann & hits him with a piledriver of his own. As Donnelly attempts to get up, a Shining Wizard takes him back down. Davies pulls Donnelly up & tries to eliminate him. Spaz gets to his feet & signals something to Davies, as Davies drapes Donnelly over his knee. Spaz jumps off the 2nd rope with an elbow drop to Donnelly. Both Spaz & Davies grab Donnelly & go to run with him to the ropes. McCann manages a save by tackling Spaz. The countdown clock ticks down for Entry #18.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Apr 29, 2008 23:45:36 GMT -5
*Jack Jupiter makes his way to the ring & slides in the ring. He goes after Stardust & grabs Stardust for a body slam. Jack slams Stardust over the top rope, eliminating him. Jack grabs Davies & throws him into the ropes, following it up with a takedown clothesline. Jack gets to his feet & throws Davies into Chance. Chance follows it up with a power slam. Chance lifts up Davies & throws him over the top rope. Davies manages to hold on & evade elimination. Davies steps back into the ring. Jack hits Davies with a flying elbow as he gets in the ring. Donnelly nails Jack from behind with a clothesline. Donnelly follows it up with kicks to the back. Donnelly drops a knee to the back of Jack. McCann heads over to help his teammate. Both men lift up Jack, but Chance comes over to help Jack. Chance hit’s a knee to the back of Donnelly. Chance follows it up with a elbow to McCann. Chance & Jack grab Donnelly for a double suplex, but McCann manages to the rescue & prevent it. McCann grabs Chance & he & Donnelly hit a double suplex onto Chance & Jack. The countdown clock clicks for Entry #19.*
*Angus MacAngus comes running to the ring. Spaz meets him by grabbing him & throwing him back out of the ring, over the top rope. Angus is eliminated as the fastest for this match. As he turns back, Davies hits Spaz with a front lung blower. Davies grabs Spaz & throws him into the ropes. Spaz goes over, but gets tied up in the ropes. Davies runs & dropkicks Spaz tied up in the ropes. This causes Spaz to get untangled. As Spaz staggers out, Davies grabs him with a face buster to the knee. Davies gets back to his feet as Donnelly & McCann hit him with a double-team clothesline. Donnelly scoops up Davies into a bear hug, as McCann hit’s the ropes for a clothesline on Davies. Both men then turn their attention to Spaz, but Spaz manages to dodge them. Spaz keeps dodging & weaving, as Jack & Chance start getting after him. Spaz grabs Jack & throws him into Chance, who hit’s a clothesline. Chance lifts up Spaz as Jack rushes at Spaz. Chance gets Spaz in a full nelson, as Jack charges for a knee lift. Spaz manages to get out of the hold as Jack crashes into Chance with a knee lift. Chance staggers back towards the ropes & Davies uses this to his advantage, hitting Chance with a dropkick that sends him over the top rope. Chance hit’s the floor & is eliminated. This now makes the match anybody’s game & guarantees a new champion as the clock ticks down for Entry #20.*
*Jason Jupiter makes his way towards the ring. He stops at ringside as Chance starts talking to him about what just happened. Jason gets in the ring to confront Jack, but Jack is speechless about what just happened on accident. Both Donnelly & McCann attack the Jupiter’s. All 4 men are going at it, throwing punches. In the other corner, Davies has Spaz in a headlock but Spaz manages to turn it into a side suplex. Spaz gets on the 2nd rope & drops an elbow on Davies. Spaz pulls Davies up by the hair but Davies manages to break free from it. Davies knees Spaz in the midsection & drops down, smashing Spaz’s chin on Davies head. Davies grabs Spaz & throws him into the 4 men brawling. Davies quickly gets to the top rope & leaps off with a corkscrew moonsault. Davies gets to his feet & grabs McCann, throwing him over the top rope. Davies grabs Donnelly & throws him into McCann, who was still on the apron. This causes McCann to be eliminated. Davies grabs Jack & pulls him over towards the ropes, where he hits him with the Bite of the Dragon. Davies releases the hold, only to be nailed from behind by Jason with an elbow. Jason nails Davies then with a Backstabber. Jason grabs Davies & drapes him over the ropes to attempt elimination. Jack gets to his feet & leaps over Jason as he pulls back on Davies, thus causing a guillotine effect on the top rope. Both men grab Davies legs now, lifting him up for elimination as the clock ticks down for Entry #21.*
*Maelstrom makes his way to the ring slowly. As he gets in the ring, he is attacked by both Jupiter’s who decided to drop Davies & turn their attention on the newcomer. Maelstrom causes both men to bash their heads together & lifts both up, scooping them over the top rope. Jason manages to hold on but Maelstrom does throw some more punches at Jack, causing him to fall off the apron. Jason gets back in the ring but is nailed by Maelstrom. Maelstrom grabs him, but Spaz comes from behind Maelstrom & applies the Gory Special on Maelstrom. As Spaz has the hold, Donnelly nails Spaz from behind. This sends both men into the ropes, as Donnelly follows it up with a clothesline. The clothesline sends Spaz over the top rope. Donnelly grabs hold of Spaz, who has yet to be eliminated. He runs with Spaz towards the ring post. Spaz hit’s the brakes & rams Donnelly into the turnbuckle. As Donnelly staggers from the blow, as Spaz quickly gets to the top rope & leaps off with a bulldog from the top rope. Spaz pulls Donnelly up & sets him up for a Fireman’s Carry, throwing him over the top rope. Donnelly crashes down to the outside, eliminated. Spaz turns back towards the ring, as Jason leaps at Spaz with a high cross body block. Spaz reverses it, sending Jason over the top rope, eliminating him. But Spaz is hanging ½ way over the top rope from the elimination, as maelstrom takes advantage & scoops Spaz’s legs to send him over the top rope. Spaz is now eliminated from the match. The countdown clock ticks down for Entry #22.*
*Liam O’Neill comes running down to the ring. He slides under the ring & eyes both Maelstrom & Dave Davies. Both Davies & Maelstrom go after Liam as Liam tries to dodge them. He slides back under the bottom rope, as both follow under the rope. Davies comes from 1 side & Maelstrom the other side. Liam grabs hold of the ring post, using it to spin him into a dropkick as Maelstrom approaches him. Liam slides back into the ring as Davies follows. Liam drops a double axe handle on Davies. Liam grabs Davies & nails him with a Tilt-a-whirl. Liam then runs the rope & hit’s a Lionsault on Davies. Maelstrom gets back in the ring, as Liam nails a clothesline. Liam spins Maelstrom around & grabs him for an atomic drop. Liam hit’s a standing moonsault on Maelstrom but Davies clotheslines him as he gets up. Davies throws Liam into the turnbuckles hard enough to flip Liam to the top rope. Davies quickly gets to the top rope, where he grabs Liam & hits him with a piledriver on him from the top rope. Liam crumbles on the mat, as Davies gets to his feet but collapses, too. Maelstrom grabs Davies & scoops him into a Styles Clash, sending Davies down to the mat as the clock ticks down for Entry #23.*
*Richard Clay strolls down to the ring like he owns the place. Clay spies Maelstrom standing in the ring & just stands there. Clay grabs the chair that was at ring side & has a seat in it. He shakes his head, as if to say no. Maelstrom slides under the bottom rope, & approaches Clay. Clay quickly gets up & grabs the steel chair. Maelstrom swats the chair away from Clay & grabs Clay, throwing him into the barricade. Maelstrom grabs Clay, but Clay pokes Maelstrom in the eyes. Clay then grabs Maelstrom & throws him into the ring steps. Clay grabs Maelstrom & hits him with a wheelbarrow slam onto the ring steps. Clay then rolls into the ring, where he starts kicking at Liam. Clay grabs Liam & applies a surfboard on him, applying extreme pressure. Clay releases the hold & picks up Liam into a cradle piledriver. Liam crumbles down to the mat as Clay scoops him up into a body slam, but tosses him over the top rope. Liam falls to the outside, eliminated as the clock ticks down for Entry #24.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Apr 29, 2008 23:46:02 GMT -5
*Andy Duke comes into the ring & goes straight for Clay. Both men start throwing punches at each other when a bloody Maelstrom clotheslines both men. Maelstrom lifts up Clay, but Davies rushes Maelstrom & hits an RKO on him. Davies gets back to his feet & gets Duke into a spinning scissors lock. Davies flies into the turnbuckles as Davies runs & hit’s a baseball slide to the face of Duke, who hangs in a Tree of Woe. Davies gets to his feet & kicks at Duke’s head. Clay charges at Davies, but Davies gets a drop toehold, sending Clay’s face crashing into Duke’s crotch. Duke falls off the turnbuckle, as Davies charges at him with a Bronco Buster. Maelstrom gets back to his feet & pulls Davies off Duke, throwing him across the ring. Maelstrom grabs Davies & hit’s a fisherman suplex on him. Maelstrom goes to throw Davies over the top rope when Clay clips the knee of Maelstrom. Clay starts kicking at Maelstrom as Duke slides out of the ring. Duke grabs a steel chair & tosses it to Clay, as Clay brings the chair down on Maelstrom’s leg. Clay positions the chair with Maelstrom’s leg between it & gets to the top rope, where he leaps off with a moonsault, smashing Maelstrom’s leg. Clay grabs an injured Maelstrom & drags him to the ropes. Duke gets back in the ring & the 2 work together to eliminate Maelstrom over the top rope. Both men celebrate at what they have done, when Clay turns on Duke with a Ghetto Blaster kick. Clay grabs the chair & waits for Duke to get up, holding it as if he is going to swing a baseball bat. As Duke starts to rise, Clay swings the chair into Duke’s face while the clock ticks down to Entry #25.*
*EWT’s other tag team champion, Jimmy Thunder comes down to the ring. He tackles Duke from behind & quickly gets to his feet. He grabs the steel chair & throws it back down, grabbing Clay & hitting a DDT onto the chair. Thunder grabs the chair & goes for Davies, but Davies hit’s a spinning heel kick into the chair, sending it into Thunder’s face. Davies grabs Thunder in a Butterfly & starts bashing him with head butts. Davies releases the hold only to have Clay hit a bulldog from behind. Clay grabs Davies & body slams him onto Duke. Clay grabs Duke & throws him into the ropes, hitting a scissors kick to him. Clay lifts up Duke to try & eliminate him. Thunder comes from behind & clothesline Clay, sending him over the top rope. Thunder grabs Clay by the throat & drops down, guillotining Clay on the top rope. Clay flies backwards, eliminated. The clock starts ticking down as Entry #26 is heading down.*
*Andy Davidson comes running down to the ring & gets in, but Thunder quickly grabs him as he comes in. Thunder runs with Davidson, but Davidson hit’s the brakes & throws Thunder into the ropes. Davidson follows it up with a dropkick that sends Thunder over the top rope. Davidson hits another dropkick that sends Thunder into the barricade. Davidson celebrates in the ring, as Davies quickly grabs him & hit’s a twist of Fate on him. Davies grabs Davidson & hits him with an X-Factor. Davies then throws Davidson over the top rope. Davidson manages to hold on & does a Skin the Cat. Davidson gets back in the ring, but Duke clothesline him over the top rope again. Davidson gets eliminated this time around. 2 men now stand in the ring, 1 man in the back. Davies & Duke lock up in the center of the ring as the clock starts to tick down for Entry #27...the final entry.*
*Hardcore Hensley runs down to the ring, hoping to add the Heavyweight Championship to his already Ox Division Championship. Hardcore gets in the ring & somehow manages to Lou Thesz Press both men. He throws separate punches to both men & gets back to his feet. Hardcore grabs Davies & throws him into the ropes. He grabs Duke & throws him into Davies, causing both to collide. Hardcore charges at both men, but they manage to get the upper hand & back body drop Hardcore over the top rope. Hardcore lands on his feet on the apron. Davies & Duke charge both at Hardcore as hardcore slides under the bottom rope & manages to get the upper hand, lifting both men over the top rope, & both men crash to the floor. Hardcore stands in the center of the ring, as if he had won. The referee’s both stand over Duke & Davies, not sure who landed first with the rules of the Last Man Standing Rules for the Final 2. Meanwhile, Hardcore parades around the ring as if he had won. Davies & Duke get to their feet & start talking with the referees on the matter. Hardcore starts yelling for what he believes is his belt. Referee Billy Mason gets in the ring to remind Hardcore of the rules of the match. Meanwhile, the referees outside the ring head over to the commentators to see if they saw who hit the floor first. The commentators ask for a replay. It is still to close to call so the replay goes several times.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Apr 29, 2008 23:46:20 GMT -5
* It is finally decided that Andy Duke’s feet hit the floor 2 milliseconds sooner then Dave Davies feet & they rule Dave Davies 1 of 2 Finalists. This angers Duke, as he knees Davies from behind. This sends Davies into the barricade. Duke throws Davies into the crowd, where he follows him. Duke grabs Davies & applies Brainbuster onto a steel chair in the crowd. Davies collapses on the ground when Hardcore comes out into the crowd & chases Duke away. Hardcore goes out after Davies, but the referee starts the 10 count. Davies manages to get to his feet by 5. Hardcore hit’s a stiff kick to the side of the head of Davies. He then grabs a fan’s crutch & smashes it onto Davies. The referee pushes Hardcore back to start the count again. Davies manages to get up again, calling for more. Hardcore comes in for more, but Davies nails him with a chair to the midsection. Davies grabs Hardcore & hit’s a cradle piledriver on the concrete. The referee starts to count, but Hardcore gets to his feet by 4. Davies rushes at Hardcore with a clothesline as more fans scatter. Davies grabs Hardcore & drags him over, tossing him over the barricade. Davies uses the barricade & leaps off it with an elbow drop. Davies gets back as the referee counts & Hardcore gets up by 3. Davies charges at Hardcore, but Hardcore hit’s a back body drop on him. Hardcore grabs Davies & applies a Boston Crab on him. Hardcore pulls back, applying the pressure on him. Hardcore pulls back with all his might & refuses to release the hold. Davies screams in pain & after a couple of minutes, appears to have blacked out from the pain. The referee checks the arm as it drops 3 times. This causes Hardcore to release the hold as the referee starts counting. Davies quickly pops up as the count reaches 7, apparently playing possum. Hardcore charges at Davies & both men start throwing punches. They fight their way up to the stage area. Hardcore grabs Davies & throws him into the scaffolding. Hardcore starts smashing Davies’ head into the metal scaffolding. Hardcore starts rubbing Davies’ head on the scaffolding & this bloodies Davies up. Hardcore grabs Davies & nails a Death Valley Driver onto the metal platform. While the referee counts, Hardcore starts to head backstage. Davies gets to his feet at the count of 8, bloody & battered. Hardcore comes back out with a kendo stick & smashes it on Davies’ head. Hardcore does so repeated times, then looks up to the scaffolding holding the ToomiTron. Hardcore starts to climb it & gets to the base of the ToomiTron. Hardcore sees the referee counting Davies but leaps off the scaffolding with a Shooting Star Press. Davies manages to roll out of the way, as Hardcore crashes to the metal stage. Davies uses the scaffolding to get back to his feet, where he grabs the kendo stick. He starts choking Hardcore with the kendo stick. Davies gets back to his feet & wipes the blood from his face. He grabs Hardcore & lifts him up into a cradle piledriver. Davies spots something & makes his way to the edge of the stage. Davies leaps off the stage, crashing down onto a wooden box below the metal stage with Hardcore in a cradle piledriver. The referee sees both men down & starts the count. Neither man is stirring at this point. The referee reaches the ½ way mark on his count. Davies uses a piece of the crate to help himself to his feet. The referee reaches the count of 10 & calls for the bell. A bloody Dave Davies looks around, surprised, when his tag team partner, Brian Gold, rushes out from the back. Gold tells Davies what happens & a look of shock falls on his face. Both men make their way to the ring as Scott Baio hands the EWT Heavyweight Championship to Davies. Davies shoves Baio out of the way & takes the belt, climbing into the ring. Davies drops to a knee & appears to be crying, as Gold is jumping up & down, cheering while the pay per view fades to black. © EWT 2008
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