EWT 4th Anniversary Special

[Toom E. Guci]

Here it is folks. On the heels of another fantasic Crap-a-mania event that saw injuries, returns, & title changes...we celebrate 4 years of Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation.

We have had some great superstars come aboard.
We have had some great superstars leave.

And we have had some lousy superstars in between that we care not to mention.

So in our finest hour...let us all remember the good, the bad, & the ugly of 4 years of EWT.

Happy 4th!!

[Ratings]

4 years, I've been around for 2.

I've had the privilege to work with some great and talented writers during my time here--most notably Limey (who I worked my first EWT match with and put BK3K and the Elite over), HitmanDX (I miss the Heartbreak Hitman & Ratings alliance...), Joker, Spaz, Maxx Awesome (Keeping Mahavir/Liam strong), and of course, Mr. B Natural.

I'm looking forward to what EWT brings this year and the years to come. Oh, and do look out for more sprites in the near future.

[Ass Dan]

I've had a great run, being one of the biggest heels in EWT, but I'm thinking about hanging up the towel soon. No creativity.

[Hensley]

One year down, just about...

Struck gold (Ox Division Championship)
Main evented PPVs (Toom E's House Party IV and Royal Pain in the Ass Rumble )
Wrote with the best (Sajoa Moe, Maxx, Boku, Joker, etc.)

Here's to another...

[The Line]

over a year here(started in October of 06). Had some great times here. Cemented friendships.

[Sigma: Current SRW Champ!]

I'm starting to enter my 2nd year here, and had a good 4 month run with the Toolshed Title, which can only lead to bigger and better things.

I would like to think that one day, Sigma could be the Top Heel in EWT.

[liontamer12]

One year down. Hopefully something more eventful for my characters in 08-09. Here's to the chiarshots and blood caplets. Viva la EWT.

[Tea & Crumpets]

Barely been here any time, but I'm already having a blast. Got to work with some great characters like Rated X and TJT, and wrote/set to be writing with great writers like Maxx. Just 4 months yet I've really enjoyed it, EWT is a great e-fed and I hope it'll be around for plenty fo time yet.

['Foretold' Joker]

What a 4 years it has been!

I have been here for about three of them and despite the constant revolving door of people coming and in and out the creative output has always been at a high level.

I'd like to say thanks to everyone who has contributed in the past and thanks to everyone still here making creating the fun and the memorable moments.

Now I am going to briefly hand over to my creations ...




*Joker welcomes The Bad Man to the stand*

BAD MAN: flhehe .. Flheh ...

*The Bad Man is shoved off the podium into the buffet table by Mr. Big along with Curly Long *

CURLY LONG: Get some elocution lessons you ball of lard!

*Curly turns back to the audience*

CURLY: a-hem ... I'd just like to say thanks ... to myself for being the savior of EWT and the only reason anyone has ever watched this show.

*Curly and Big high five*

CURLY: Now that's over I would also like to remind you that a special edition of the Colossal Coliseum hosted by myself will be appearing very ... arrghh!!

*Curly Long and Mr. Big collapse to the floor as Maelstrom and D'Zee have just hit them with steel chairs. Both are out cold.*

MAELSTROM: Finally we shut him up!

D'ZEE: What a jerk! It's always me, me, me, me, me with that guy.

MAELSTROM: Nothing changes there then.

D'ZEE: So true, now then you got anything to say to this lot out there?

MAELSTROM: Only that the past three years have changed the path of the river in ways I could never imagine. It was a true honor to be given the time to really shine as champion and I hope for another 4 years of continued success. What about you?

D'ZEE: It's been good, still not going to stop me smashing some teeth in though in true street style.

*Maelstrom and D'Zee walk off ... Joker gives a small applause before walking off as well.*

VOICE: Hey don't forget me!! ... You know Towering Inferno is here!!

*The man in a red lycra bodysuit rushes up to the podium. He stands there about to speak when ...*

BOOM!

*A giant ball of fire erupts covering him and the stage in flames. the lights then go out*

[maxx420]

Like a fine wine... EWT tastes slightly like vinegar...

I've been here just over two years now.
Seems like longer somehow. I owe a debt of gratitude to Ratings for sort of inspiring me to join in the first place which has lead to me hopping onto other E-Feds such as WHOA & W*I*G.

I couldn't tell you everyone I've worked with as it's a fairly exhaustive list, but I think (with the exception of very new guys) I've crossed paths with just about all the writers here at one point or another (except Andy Duke for some reason...).
But I think I owe my greatest thanks to writers such as Sajoa Moe (still my favourite match/feud ever), Ratings, Invader Dave (for giving me my first feud), Mr. B (for dropping the Tag-Team Titles to me immediately after winning them), Ssnakebite (for saving Liam O'Neill from being quietly ret-conned out of existence), (Un)Great Khali & Sigma (for a blast of a Toolshed Title feud)

And of course, the greatest men to ever set foot in EWT...
The New Era & Jon Toro (whoo kan ferget his epik fued wiht sHanen moUr?).

[MrBRulzOK]

Well, I might as well say something. I didn't have exactly the best start here in EWT, in fact... you could say my stuff was downright awful, with a few exceptions that is. In fat, after my first fued with... Bob flopped miserably, I was almost ready to quit myself... but I decided not to, because I figured that eventually I would get better at this if I kept working at it... and what do you know, that's exactly what happened. Of course, even at my peak, I've had a few... less than stellar ideas, which I won't mention. (You can probably guess what they are.)

During my time here, I have sometimes let people down. I still however try my best to get all my stuff done on time and also making it as entertaining as I possibly can. Dare I say, out of all the e-feds I ever been in, EWT is truely my favorite. It's place where it's rare to find a character that isn't appealing in someway, whether they are comedic gold, or just a very interesting character to read about, it's hard to pick a favorite for me.

I'd like to thank a few people as well. Ultimo Chocula for helping me with one of the most entertaining fueds I've ever done, Toomi for taking an idea of mine and turning it into an actual belt, Limey, Spaz, Spyke, Virus, and Eddie Omega for working with me during the whole Generation Tech vs PTA fued, Invader Dave for giving me on of my first fueds, Joker for all the stuff I've done with him, especially Chance/Maelstrom, Ungreat Khali for working on quite a bit of stuff with me, Boku for helping with pretty much everything I've done in EWT since I first met him, Tha Kid Joker for helping me with one of the best fueds that I've ever done with... pretty much anyone, and last... but definitely not least, everybody for taking Sum Guy and turning him into an EWT icon. Honestly, I didn't expect that at all.

I hope to be here as long as I can continue to come up with ideas and such. And don't worry, I have plenty more in store for the future of EWT.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

My turn I suppose.

I've been here for roughly about 3 years. Worked with a lot of people, soo here's my thanks. Maxx for giving Chris Evans his first real feud, Invade Dave for working with me during the Evans-Malone feud (albiet if only for maybe one or two weeks), Moxie and HMark for giving me a shot at the Tag Team Titles, Indigo for having an excelelnt feud with Marcus Saxton, Joe One for being Joe One, Ultimo Chocula for being Ultimo Chocula and providing me with laughs, Tha Kid Joker for giving Chad something to do last year, Synthy for taking a couple of posts in a topic long forgotten and making it a decent storyline, Tea 'N Crumpets for believing in Rated X, Boku for being a vocie of reason, Joker during the Catch the Midget match (that sadly never really finished), Mike Ragnal for giving Corral a decent shot at the Heavyweight Title and for giving Chad a hell of a feud with Joe, and to Toomi for making this all possible.

Here's to you EWT.

*Raises glass of Sparkling Cider. Straightedge beliefs and whatnot.

Plus Sparkling Cider is flat-out delicious*

[invaderdave]

Man, its hard to believe its been so long. I'm not going to lie and say I was there at the beginning, but I do believe I arrived a teensy bit after its inception. I may have had an on again/off again relationship with EWT, but each time I've been around, its been a real blast. I really love working with each and every one of you, you're all very creative.

So I guess it comes down to the thanking...

- Toomi, for letting me in on this whole mess in the first place.
- Double D (RIP) for showing me how its done right.
- Adam Bomb, because the Nation of Devastation is probably the most fun I've ever had in EWT.
- HMark, for letting me beat up HM Myles for a month, and for letting the Nyrds/Team LEO feud with him and Mox.
- DSR, for letting the Nyrds pal around with Unorigino for no reason.
- Mike Ragnal, for letting me do my two favorite Nyrds matches.
- Maxx Awesome, because the Nyrds vs. Ireland feud was lots of fun.
- Mr. B, as the short Nyrds/PTA feud was quite fun.

And all the future folks I may need to thank at the 5th anniversary. Its been a lot of fun, friends. Lets keep it going.

FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!