wrasslinmachine
Don Corleone
Savagely protecting the innocent since 1987.
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Post by wrasslinmachine on Dec 27, 2007 23:22:06 GMT -5
I would much rather scoop my own eyes out with a spoon a spray lemon juice where my eyes use to be....it would be 100x more comfortable than watching this garbage.
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Post by Flying Leg Kicks on Dec 27, 2007 23:44:04 GMT -5
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Post by skiller on Dec 28, 2007 0:49:34 GMT -5
Only if I'm asked out to see it and I'm not doing anything else.
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Dec 28, 2007 0:50:53 GMT -5
Parody movies and music are the lowest form of entertainment. They are made by people who lack the talent to write something good on their own, so they steal other things and make (attempt) to make them funny. Hacks I say, all of them.
So, no. I won't see this film.
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Indigocrates
Unicron
I got bored. Decided to become a philosopher. Just 'cause.
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Post by Indigocrates on Dec 28, 2007 0:59:44 GMT -5
Saw the commercial, saw them running the well joke into the ground. *Kicks person into well* *Kicks person into well* *Kicks person into well* *Kicks person into well* *Kicks person into well* *Kicks person into well* *Kicks person into well* *Kicks person into well* *Kicks person into well* *Kicks person into well* *Kicks person into well* *Kicks person into well* I don't see THAT getting old anytime soon.
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BRV
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants him some Taco Flavored Kisses.
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Post by BRV on Dec 28, 2007 1:13:04 GMT -5
Come on guys! This movie has such new and innovative jokes as a take on Donald Trump's "You're fired" catchphrase from "The Apprentice"! And it mocks Sanjaya! And K-Fed and Britney! Come on! How do you not see this movie being entertaining?!?!
Seriously, this could be the movie that finally pushes me to stand in front of the theater on a Friday night and punch every person who goes to the booth and says "One for Meet the Spartans..." I said it about "You've Got Served" and "Balls of Fury", but this is the one that could finally get me to take action.
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404error
Mephisto
GO LEAFS GO
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Post by 404error on Dec 28, 2007 3:33:59 GMT -5
Stallone all the way, baby.
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Post by WWE Trademarked My Name on Dec 28, 2007 3:51:52 GMT -5
I think the new Rambo looks 50x's better than Meet the Spartan.
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Slim Loves Lily
El Dandy
I'm gonna want the milksteak boiled over hard.
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Dec 28, 2007 4:52:03 GMT -5
I call for a Luger remix.
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Johnny
King Koopa
Now with 100% more custom title.
Vern enjoys Johnny's 3 Humanoid Awards.
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Post by Johnny on Dec 28, 2007 4:59:54 GMT -5
Nay, I don't watch suck, suck watches me.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 28, 2007 5:17:01 GMT -5
Nay, I don't watch suck, suck watches me. Worst. Quote. Ever.
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on Dec 28, 2007 6:52:34 GMT -5
I'd Rather share a rented van with Iron Sheik, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, RVD, Sabu, and Sylvan.
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Post by willywonka666 on Dec 28, 2007 6:54:57 GMT -5
I would rather do ANYTHING else. ANYTHING else, rather than to watch this piece of shit. Matter of fact, shit is too good a word for this.
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Post by skiller on Dec 28, 2007 7:00:33 GMT -5
I'd Rather share a rented van with Iron Sheik, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, RVD, Sabu, and Sylvan. No fair, that sounds like fun.
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Post by KingPopper on Dec 28, 2007 7:13:54 GMT -5
Jayma Mays isn't in it. So no.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 28, 2007 7:45:13 GMT -5
Just watched the trailer. Kevin Sorbo is in it? Did they learn NOTHING from Kull the Conqueror?
Sigh. Remember when parody films were actually, y'know, funny? Kentucky Fried Movie, Airplane, Naked Gun (not the sequels), the Big Bus, Top Secret, Amazon Women on the Moon...even Repossessed. Scary Movie was kind of funny, and while I really liked part 4 (I seem to be the only person who did), 2 and 3 sucked. Not Another Teen Movie was funny for what it was. But that's about it. Date Movie I stopped laughing five minutes in, and Epic Movie I turned off 20 minutes in. I NEVER turn off a movie, no matter how bad, but I did that one.
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Post by texaswhopper on Dec 28, 2007 9:12:30 GMT -5
Soon as I saw the bad Rambo impression I knew it was happening again.
You know this kind of parody movie is getting old. Its the same style of last time and they seem to make it every so often.
Its concept is making of fun movies that have come out awhile back or movies that are going to come out. They mix parodies of stuff that happened in the movie with something of pop culture and think this is so funny. Its really not though because the jokes are lame and the acting deplorable.
Sometimes you have "Joe go see any movie" that says "Its comedy take it for what its worth."
No Im sick of hearing that. I stand in the name of good comedy and say don't give the ticket counter another dime for these movies.
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Post by willywonka666 on Dec 28, 2007 9:30:49 GMT -5
I just found out Roscoe Lee Browne was in this film. He's better than this
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 28, 2007 9:43:42 GMT -5
I said it last night. That movie should be kicked into a pit.
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 28, 2007 9:44:45 GMT -5
I just found out Roscoe Lee Browne was in this film. He's better than this Wait, isn't Roscoe Lee Brown dead? Eh, it wouldn't surprise me that they'd use his corpse then.
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