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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 2, 2008 21:28:07 GMT -5
do you still hate me and my questions No. Bygones are bygones. cool...in that case are you a Dom or Sub
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 2, 2008 21:28:19 GMT -5
I used to work with this dude who thinks he has all the inside information on wrestling - King Smark, basically. How do I go about telling him he's completely full of s*** without completely ending the friendship every time he IM's me? He's a good guy otherwise, but he'll swear up and down that Kerry von Erich was the second Ultimate Warrior, and that TNA is actually a threat to WWE Unmasked Kane is different from Masked Kane. Oh God! If you want to have some fun, make up something you "heard" and see if he blindly accepts that as fact, too.
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Post by Leaving after 1,600 on Jan 2, 2008 21:28:39 GMT -5
Sadly i can't read your post without thinking of both Dr. Phil and Mick Foley as if they had a child togethor, is that the case.
I also sometime picture Tom Bosely when reading you post.
Why is this?
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Jan 2, 2008 21:29:15 GMT -5
How come my last question didn't get answered?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 2, 2008 21:29:23 GMT -5
cool...in that case are you a Dom or Sub Sorry Diamond. Not into that sort of thing.
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 2, 2008 21:30:33 GMT -5
cool...in that case are you a Dom or Sub Sorry Diamond. Not into that sort of thing. ...you aren't into sex...cause it's impossible to have sex without someone being in the dominate position...just wondering what you prefer
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 2, 2008 21:32:10 GMT -5
Sorry Diamond. Not into that sort of thing. ...you aren't into sex...cause it's impossible to have sex without someone being in the dominate position...just wondering what you prefer My bad. I thought you were offering. In which case I'm not into that sort of thing. But to answer the original question, I don't really have a preference.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 2, 2008 21:37:24 GMT -5
You commit a crime, and your sentence is to get punched by Mike Tyson as hard as he can hit you. And this isn't washed-up, Nowadays Tyson; this is "knock your ass out in five seconds" Tyson. You get to choose where he hits you. Do you pick the face or the stomach?
Also ... would you rather bang "una gringa con una pinga" (a chick with a dick) or a really, really old woman? Think, like, RuPaul (or some of the people in The Diamond's sig ;D) vs., oh ... Betty White.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 2, 2008 21:39:42 GMT -5
You commit a crime, and your sentence is to get punched by Mike Tyson as hard as he can hit you. And this isn't washed-up, Nowadays Tyson; this is "knock your ass out in five seconds" Tyson. You get to choose where he hits you. Do you pick the face or the stomach? Also ... would you rather bang " una gringa con una pinga" (a chick with a dick) or a really, really old woman? Think, like, RuPaul (or some of the people in The Diamond's sig ;D) vs., oh ... Betty White. First question - It wouldn't matter. Wherever he hits, I would probably die from the impact. Second question - If I had to I'd do the really really old woman.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Jan 2, 2008 21:41:22 GMT -5
Dear Bob, You wanna fight about it? From, Aaron
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 2, 2008 21:42:20 GMT -5
Dear Bob, You wanna fight about it? From, Aaron Dear Aaron, No thanks. From, Mr. Schlapowitz.
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Post by Johnny on Jan 2, 2008 21:43:05 GMT -5
Dear Bob,
I love you.
No thats not a question, thats a fact.
Johnnykins
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 2, 2008 21:43:58 GMT -5
is Johnny a girl or just a hippie
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 2, 2008 21:44:17 GMT -5
Dear Bob, I love you. No thats not a question, thats a fact. Johnnykins Dear Johnny, You know it's mutual! Mr. Schlapowitz
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 2, 2008 21:45:05 GMT -5
Hey Bob do you want to start a coup and take over the boards? over throw some power hungry Mods? You can be El Presidente for life.
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Post by Leaving after 1,600 on Jan 2, 2008 21:45:48 GMT -5
2 questions First- How the hell do you pronounce your last name?
Second- Why the hell do they call him Silent Bob?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 2, 2008 21:46:25 GMT -5
Hey Bob do you want to start a coup and take over the boards? over throw some power hungry Mods? You can be El Presidente for life. We shouldn't be discussing this sort of thing in plain sight.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Jan 2, 2008 21:46:59 GMT -5
Dear Bob, No fight, eh? That's cool. Wanna rock and roll? From, Aaron
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Post by Grendel on Jan 2, 2008 21:48:07 GMT -5
Okay, I got some questions for you.
Why is Clark Kent such a simpering emo twit on Smallville?
Would Law and Order be a better show if The Batman was on it?
Speaking of Batman, who was the worst? I figure that Adam West gets a pass because ... well, ... he's Adam West.
Natural or Fake Breasts? Which are better?
Which would you rather date, a rather unattractive gal with a heart of gold, or a total babe who's a complete and total bitch?
Carly Parker or Sativa Rose?
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Post by Insomniac on Jan 2, 2008 21:48:49 GMT -5
Bob, the bodies in my basement are starting to smell. I've tried air fresheners but those don't do the trick. Any suggestions?
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