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Post by The Scuba Guy on Jan 2, 2008 22:06:22 GMT -5
What's your advice on how a girly sports-fan who is a nice young lady can meet a ambitious and determined nice young man who shares her love for Detroit Sports? That's over 6 feet tall? Goddammit. Until you said the six-feet tall thing, I was gonna offer my services to you. Are you sure you can't make an exception? PLEASE? Come on Kitty. This guy is like, one of the nicest, and determined, guys on these boards.
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Post by Insomniac on Jan 2, 2008 22:07:38 GMT -5
Bob, the bodies in my basement are starting to smell. I've tried air fresheners but those don't do the trick. Any suggestions? Move them to your neighbor's basement while he's at work. That's sound advice right there. Thanks a lot. Now all I need is a good detergent for getting blood stains out of clothing and I'm clean. Everything's gonna be just fine... they'll never trace it back to me...
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 2, 2008 22:07:39 GMT -5
What's your advice on how a girly sports-fan who is a nice young lady can meet a ambitious and determined nice young man who shares her love for Detroit Sports? That's over 6 feet tall? I would suggest various sports bars in Detroit. Or moving to Boston. ;D
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Post by kittylimits on Jan 2, 2008 22:07:46 GMT -5
Goddammit. Until you said the six-feet tall thing, I was gonna offer my services to you. Are you sure you can't make an exception? PLEASE? Come on Kitty. This guy is like, one of the nicest, and determined, guys on these boards. Awww
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Jan 2, 2008 22:10:07 GMT -5
Come on Kitty. This guy is like, one of the nicest, and determined, guys on these boards. Awww He didn't even pay me to say that or nothin'
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 2, 2008 22:10:22 GMT -5
Goddammit. Until you said the six-feet tall thing, I was gonna offer my services to you. Are you sure you can't make an exception? PLEASE? Come on Kitty. This guy is like, one of the nicest, and determined, guys on these boards. I love you. Come on Kitty. This guy is like, one of the nicest, and determined, guys on these boards. Awww Yeah yeah yeah ... "Aww" is the story of my life. So, Bob ... how do I get this chick to like short guys?
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Post by kittylimits on Jan 2, 2008 22:10:39 GMT -5
What's your advice on how a girly sports-fan who is a nice young lady can meet a ambitious and determined nice young man who shares her love for Detroit Sports? That's over 6 feet tall? I would suggest various sports bars in Detroit. Or moving to Boston. ;D Mmmm I sure do love me some Boston Accents. Wicked pissah!!! I wouldn't mind Boston Sports fans as long as they were only playful with teasing me about digging Detroit Sports teams.
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Post by scottyno on Jan 2, 2008 22:13:12 GMT -5
Dear all knowing advice person,
Whats the best way to meet a girl on a wrestling message board and get her to like you and convince her to hang out with you?
I like sports, wrestling, poker, drinking and long walks on the beach (actually, I made the last one up, but it sounds better)
signed,
singe and sad
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
Posts: 15,300
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 2, 2008 22:14:15 GMT -5
Dear all knowing advice person, Whats the best way to meet a girl on a wrestling message board and get her to like you and convince her to hang out with you? I like sports, wrestling, poker, drinking and long walks on the beach (actually, I made the last one up, but it sounds better) signed, singe and sad Be tall.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 2, 2008 22:14:25 GMT -5
I would suggest various sports bars in Detroit. Or moving to Boston. ;D Mmmm I sure do love me some Boston Accents. Wicked pissah!!! I wouldn't mind Boston Sports fans as long as they were only playful with teasing me about digging Detroit Sports teams. Nah, we have no problems with Detroit teams.
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 2, 2008 22:14:42 GMT -5
Wanna form a tag team in the wwe? Sure! What's our gimmick? It was under the couch thanks. If I had the strength of Hercules and the elasticity of Gumby would I be Gumbercules? Either that or Hercumby. Go with Gumbercules. It sounds better. I say we can be a team of die hard Mick Foley fans
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Post by scottyno on Jan 2, 2008 22:15:42 GMT -5
Dear all knowing advice person, Whats the best way to meet a girl on a wrestling message board and get her to like you and convince her to hang out with you? I like sports, wrestling, poker, drinking and long walks on the beach (actually, I made the last one up, but it sounds better) signed, singe and sad Be tall. Im 6'2, check that off the list
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Jan 2, 2008 22:18:00 GMT -5
Come on Kitty. This guy is like, one of the nicest, and determined, guys on these boards. I love you. Weird. I think Kitty should at least give you a shot though. Remember those two people on here who met and got married?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 2, 2008 22:24:25 GMT -5
Dear all knowing advice person, Whats the best way to meet a girl on a wrestling message board and get her to like you and convince her to hang out with you? I like sports, wrestling, poker, drinking and long walks on the beach (actually, I made the last one up, but it sounds better) signed, singe and sad The best way to meet someone is by accident. You never plan on it, it just happens.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jan 2, 2008 22:29:44 GMT -5
Hey Bob, I'm too lazy to clean my kitchen and have to get it done by tomorrow before my mom shows up again for the first time in a month.
What kind of excuse can I use to avoid her being upset at my untidy living style?
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
Posts: 15,300
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 2, 2008 22:31:17 GMT -5
Hey Bob, I'm too lazy to clean my kitchen and have to get it done by tomorrow before my mom shows up again for the first time in a month. What kind of excuse can I use to avoid her being upset at my untidy living style? Can I handle this one, Bobbo? Set your house on fire, dude. Blame it on some local hooligans, and collect the insurance money. Then, take your mom out to a nice dinner and forget about the whole thing.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 2, 2008 22:35:15 GMT -5
Hey Bob, I'm too lazy to clean my kitchen and have to get it done by tomorrow before my mom shows up again for the first time in a month. What kind of excuse can I use to avoid her being upset at my untidy living style? Quote John Belushi from The Blues Brothers. "There was an earthquake, a terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!" EDIT - Matt's idea is better!
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Post by The Line on Jan 2, 2008 22:35:59 GMT -5
Ok, so there is this monster(and by monster I may or may not mean a girly) who I can't seem to get out of my closet(and by closet I may or may not mean mind). This is not a very agreeable or responsive monster, yet the monster is always on my min...always in my closet. What do I do?
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Post by Tyfo on Jan 2, 2008 22:36:08 GMT -5
What's your advice on how a girly sports-fan who is a nice young lady can meet a ambitious and determined nice young man who shares her love for Detroit Sports? That's over 6 feet tall? Im no Bob Schlapowitz, but I can answer this. You can find a 6'1 nice, young, blue chipper in Texas who likes the Pistons and Tigers, has no problem with the Lions, and can develop a toleration for the Red Wings if need be . Or theres Cactus Matt. He may not be 6'0, but he's a great one anyway. And it's his year!
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
Posts: 15,300
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 2, 2008 22:36:13 GMT -5
Hey Bob, I'm too lazy to clean my kitchen and have to get it done by tomorrow before my mom shows up again for the first time in a month. What kind of excuse can I use to avoid her being upset at my untidy living style? Quote John Belushi from The Blues Brothers. "There was an earthquake, a terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!" EDIT - Matt's idea is better! Bah. My answer was better.
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