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Post by scottyno on Jan 2, 2008 23:22:55 GMT -5
She's just a random pic I found on the internet. ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png) I love the internet. only nerds love the internet, nerd ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) how do I know? because it takes one to know one, duh. Next question: If Im on a plane tomorrow and the person in front of me pulls out a knife or gun what is my best course of action?
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 2, 2008 23:25:40 GMT -5
only nerds love the internet, nerd ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) how do I know? because it takes one to know one, duh. Next question: If Im on a plane tomorrow and the person in front of me pulls out a knife or gun what is my best course of action? 1) Crap your pants. 2) Learn quickly how to deal with the smell of your own crap. 3) Say a prayer. 4) Place head firlmy between legs. 5) Kiss your ass good-bye. Sorry, Bobbo. Don't mean to hijack your thread.....
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 2, 2008 23:27:57 GMT -5
ok..i switched to acid...now they're REALLY pissed off and tryin to scratch at my manhood! how do i get them to quit? You gave your cats acid? Dude! They've gotta be trippin' balls by now! RUN! RRRRRRUUUUUUNNNN!!! I cannot give any better advice than that!
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 2, 2008 23:28:44 GMT -5
only nerds love the internet, nerd ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) how do I know? because it takes one to know one, duh. Next question: If Im on a plane tomorrow and the person in front of me pulls out a knife or gun what is my best course of action? Slowly rise up behind him like Rambo and break his neck. That's what I would do.
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Post by Insomniac on Jan 2, 2008 23:29:28 GMT -5
Bob, I didn't get any money in the mail today. What gives?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 2, 2008 23:30:16 GMT -5
Bob, I didn't get any money in the mail today. What gives? Nobody sent you any.
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Post by trixiedust on Jan 2, 2008 23:32:10 GMT -5
Bob, What's Johnny's hang up regarding hippies?
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jan 2, 2008 23:32:41 GMT -5
Bob, I actually cleaned my kitchen, now all the cleaning left is my bathroom and the bloody mess in there and the hallway leading to it. How do I get 2 day old blood drop stains out of a a short fibered light brown carpet?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 2, 2008 23:33:48 GMT -5
Bob, What's Johnny's hang up regarding hippies? Everybody's got something they dislike for no apparent reason.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 2, 2008 23:34:15 GMT -5
Bob, I actually cleaned my kitchen, now all the cleaning left is my bathroom and the bloody mess in there and the hallway leading to it. How do I get 2 day old blood drop stains out of a a short fibered light brown carpet? Baking Soda.
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Post by Insomniac on Jan 2, 2008 23:41:51 GMT -5
Bob, I actually cleaned my kitchen, now all the cleaning left is my bathroom and the bloody mess in there and the hallway leading to it. How do I get 2 day old blood drop stains out of a a short fibered light brown carpet? After the two hookers I ordered wouldn't do as I said, I had to go through the trouble of getting some nasty blood stains out of my bed sheets. I used hydrogen peroxide and that did the trick. That, baking soda, or salt water are all possible options.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jan 2, 2008 23:43:30 GMT -5
I don't have baking soda but I do have peroxide... can't that bleach the carpet tho?
This is just from a bloody nose I woke up with a couple days ago btw.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 2, 2008 23:45:23 GMT -5
I don't have baking soda but I do have peroxide... can't that bleach the carpet tho? This is just from a bloody nose I woke up with a couple days ago btw. I think that would work.
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Post by Insomniac on Jan 2, 2008 23:45:37 GMT -5
I don't have baking soda but I do have peroxide... can't that bleach the carpet tho? This is just from a bloody nose I woke up with a couple days ago btw. Yeah, bloody nose. Right. It's OK, you can be honest and open around these parts ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jan 2, 2008 23:54:51 GMT -5
I just discovered dried blood + peroxide = pretty bubbles. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by Insomniac on Jan 2, 2008 23:58:18 GMT -5
I just discovered dried blood + peroxide = pretty bubbles. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) That tells you it's working Oh, and it may remove the color and ruin the fabric of the carpet... so yeah.
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by The Line on Jan 3, 2008 0:00:25 GMT -5
I just discovered dried blood + peroxide = pretty bubbles. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) it does the same in open wounds. Go ahead, try it!
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jan 3, 2008 0:02:28 GMT -5
I just discovered dried blood + peroxide = pretty bubbles. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) it does the same in open wounds. Go ahead, try it! Well I knew that one.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jan 3, 2008 2:34:07 GMT -5
Bob
Will the Red Sox self destruct before August, or will they wait until September to make things interesting?
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longdogga
Don Corleone
All australian look like this ^^^
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Post by longdogga on Jan 3, 2008 4:24:41 GMT -5
What's your advice on how a girly sports-fan who is a nice young lady can meet a ambitious and determined nice young man who shares her love for Detroit Sports? That's over 6 feet tall? move to australia come see me i'm 6'1 love the pistons and is looking for work send pics first......... please and now i sound creepy
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