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Post by kittylimits on Jan 14, 2008 16:14:08 GMT -5
I always fall for a professor. Especially an English professor.... Actually always some sort of authoritative figure that I CAN'T have that I fall for. So Vince McMahon, George W. Bush and Bill Gates are on your list? I could get 'em if I wanted.
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Post by Loki on Jan 14, 2008 19:11:11 GMT -5
Oh and liking at least two girls 10 years younger than me isn't exactly a nice thing to "justify" Especially not when you're only 16. I should have stated it happened in the last two years. Quasi legal then
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Jan 14, 2008 19:27:45 GMT -5
It's been my dream for an older woman to pine for me. Now all I can do is pine for them.
This one librarian at my school looks like a gentle, not-high Courtney Love. f***.
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Post by big nasty on Jan 14, 2008 19:31:19 GMT -5
my PO was a petite blonde. one day in her office we were showing our tattoos off to eachother. to this day i wish i had the grapefruits...
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Post by Rube on Jan 14, 2008 20:17:08 GMT -5
I had the hots for my stepsister when I was a teen.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Jan 14, 2008 20:32:05 GMT -5
I had a few crushes on teachers aides when I was in high school.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Jan 14, 2008 20:47:03 GMT -5
Does a woman trying to convince you that you'd have been the perfect boyfriend for her deceased daughter count?
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Post by acressl on Jan 14, 2008 20:51:00 GMT -5
Does a woman trying to convince you that you'd have been the perfect boyfriend for her deceased daughter count? Count? It wins as far as I'm concerned. What a strange, strange thing to say to someone. Bonus points if she never really had a daughter.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Jan 14, 2008 20:53:54 GMT -5
Does a woman trying to convince you that you'd have been the perfect boyfriend for her deceased daughter count? Count? It wins as far as I'm concerned. What a strange, strange thing to say to someone. Bonus points if she never really had a daughter. I have no idea. And she only started doing that after she tried to flirt with me by doing the secret admirer thing. She left my mom (her co-worker) a bag of candies for me with a note saying "I hear you love these; I wish it was a piece of it."
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Post by acressl on Jan 14, 2008 20:58:14 GMT -5
Count? It wins as far as I'm concerned. What a strange, strange thing to say to someone. Bonus points if she never really had a daughter. I have no idea. And she only started doing that after she tried to flirt with me by doing the secret admirer thing. She left my mom (her co-worker) a bag of candies for me with a note saying "I hear you love these; I wish it was a piece of it." Sounds like one of those dangerous ones. Don't eat the candies, one of em'll be laced and you'll get dragged off to some remote location and held against your will. (unless you're into that sort of thing of course)
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Jan 14, 2008 21:01:36 GMT -5
I have no idea. And she only started doing that after she tried to flirt with me by doing the secret admirer thing. She left my mom (her co-worker) a bag of candies for me with a note saying "I hear you love these; I wish it was a piece of it." Sounds like one of those dangerous ones. Don't eat the candies, one of em'll be laced and you'll get dragged off to some remote location and held against your will. (unless you're into that sort of thing of course) Nah, I ate them and I was fine. She was harmless. Insanely creepy, but harmless. Eventually, she stopped trying to flirt with me or set me up with a dead girl, and switched to asking me to be a big brother type to her troubled son. An example of how troubled he was: dude set his step-father's crotch on fire for throwing away a Metallica CD. I don't know what the crap she wanted me to do about that, either. Needless to say, whenever I see her coming, I run. I run far, far away. Or hide. Hiding works, too.
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Post by Brother Photino on Jan 14, 2008 21:23:25 GMT -5
I always wanted an oldr women to flirt with me. However, it was never meant to be.
I guess I'll stick with attracting the crazy chicks. Works for me.
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Post by HMARK Center on Jan 14, 2008 23:12:44 GMT -5
One of my fellow teachers is a married 30 year old rather cute woman who, for a few weeks, I thought was hitting on me.
I knew in the back of my mind, though, that it was likely just a woman who's just very friendly, and comes off as flirty at times. I think I'm right about that.
Still, if she WAS seriously flirting with me, I won't lie; I likely would've gone along with it.
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Post by W.R on Jan 15, 2008 1:57:49 GMT -5
I don't sense flirting at all, a chick could be going at 110% and I won't sense it. Hopefully like terry bradshaw in the 1974 nfl post season a light will go on and I will sense it and be successful at it.
You could do a whole 15 minute rememberence video on all the poon I've probaly lost because of my ineptness in that department.
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