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Post by jamofpearls on Jan 11, 2008 9:01:36 GMT -5
I like the Cracker from TN bit...cause DJ Qualls is from TN. He used to come in Hickory Hollow mall in Hickory Hollow when i worked there. I like Qualls, which is why I hope I softly made clear that I didn't have a problem with him, just his character. Then again, he was fun in ROAD TRIP, so its just a gig that went south...literally. As for larry the cable guy, if there were one catch phrase that i could go back in time, and get rid of completely, it would be getrdone. Sir, get it done. Oh, i didn't think you had a problem w/ him. Just wanted to point out the connection.
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Post by -Lithium- on Jan 12, 2008 16:37:35 GMT -5
I really dont like the "just enjoy it for what it is" reviews for alot of movies these days. Its like every movie that pretty much sucks gets that said by a whole bunch of people. No, Im not gonna "turn my brain off" or whatever going into every crappy comedy that comes out...
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Post by Scree is SCIENCE! ENERGY! on Jan 12, 2008 17:18:19 GMT -5
I'm actually sorry you had to watch that movie rra. I used to work at a movie theater and was forced to screen it when it came out. I wish you could give out negative star reviews because Delta Farce stands as the worst movie I have ever seen in theaters. Just a sample of the comedy gold present in this movie:
Larry and the other two whose names I don't remember are hiding up in a hill. Larry pulls out a pair of binoculars with the lens cap clearly still on.
Douchebag 1 asks: What do you see?
Larry replies: Nuttin' much, I left the lens caps on..."
HONEST TO FREAKING GOD they actually tried to pull that off as funny!
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Jan 12, 2008 17:25:48 GMT -5
HAW HAW!
(NOT)
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 12, 2008 17:31:32 GMT -5
Oh yeah! Well, I'm going to beat this joke into the ground...or Die Tryin'. ;D And I'm gonna try to come up with something original to say here....... or DIE TRYIN'! (Insert something Hulk will attempt to do)...or Die Tryin'!!!!
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 12, 2008 17:36:20 GMT -5
I'm actually sorry you had to watch that movie rra. I used to work at a movie theater and was forced to screen it when it came out. I wish you could give out negative star reviews because Delta Farce stands as the worst movie I have ever seen in theaters. Just a sample of the comedy gold present in this movie: Larry and the other two whose names I don't remember are hiding up in a hill. Larry pulls out a pair of binoculars with the lens cap clearly still on. Douchebag 1 asks: What do you see? Larry replies: Nuttin' much, I left the lens caps on..." HONEST TO FREAKING GOD they actually tried to pull that off as funny! I feel your pain. I used to be a projectionist before I became a Mailman, and had to screen every single film that passed through my theater. You have no idea how many suckfests I had to endure. Or maybe you do!
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Post by rra on Jan 12, 2008 19:21:01 GMT -5
Even people in Mississippi and West Virginia, the two usual punchlines for the rest of the South, claim some other state is the retard of the bunch. Q: What's the best decade in a West Virginian's life? A: Third Grade I would like to say that everything you hear about mississippi is about North Mississippi. We're civilized here on the coast...we have casinos. Or as civilized as casinos can provide. Just ask Vegas and its Mormon-led city government.
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Post by rra on Jan 12, 2008 19:24:08 GMT -5
I really dont like the "just enjoy it for what it is" reviews for alot of movies these days. Its like every movie that pretty much sucks gets that said by a whole bunch of people. No, Im not gonna "turn my brain off" or whatever going into every crappy comedy that comes out... Yeah, I know EXACTLY how you feel. Its like when a real turd, TORQUE, came out...its stars repeatedly pushed the fact that its a "popcorn movie." The same with John Travolta when his infamous bomb BATTLEFIELD EARTH came out. "It's a good ole popcorn time." And both are popcorn movies....if its stale and an usher pissed in them.
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Post by rra on Jan 12, 2008 19:26:08 GMT -5
I'm actually sorry you had to watch that movie rra. I used to work at a movie theater and was forced to screen it when it came out. I wish you could give out negative star reviews because Delta Farce stands as the worst movie I have ever seen in theaters. Just a sample of the comedy gold present in this movie: Larry and the other two whose names I don't remember are hiding up in a hill. Larry pulls out a pair of binoculars with the lens cap clearly still on. Douchebag 1 asks: What do you see? Larry replies: Nuttin' much, I left the lens caps on..." HONEST TO FREAKING GOD they actually tried to pull that off as funny! Or how about another cliche Army comedy joke, when someone makes themselves an idiot by firing a bazooka the WRONG way! Haha...Lame. Anyway, thanks for the sympathy, but I put this on myself. I'm curious about pain. Who knows, maybe if I ever went for it, I'm one of those freak dudes that digs women in leather, with boots smashing my nuts repeatedly. Either way, I'm still sore.
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