Strip Clubs: Yay or Nay?

[Arthur Digby Stamp]

Inspired by the Pacman Jones thread...

Your thought on strip clubs? I actually went to one this past weekend with a buddy of mine who just got home from Iraq. Now I remember why I hadn't been to one in 5 years.

Don't get me wrong, I love boobs. But the whole experience is just so "meh", I don't see how anybody could become a regular. Honest to god, I nearly fell asleep at one point.

[BoilerRoomBrawler]

I agree with you, I just don't get it.

[Phosphor Glow]

I'm not against their existence, but I'll never go to one willingly.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

No, the whole experience just reeks of "sad desperation".

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

I've never been to one before, but I get the feeling that it would be hideously awkward. What with me always trying to smell their underwear.

[Mister Pigwell]

banjobrown said:

I've never been to one before, but I get the feeling that it would be hideously awkward. What with me always trying to smell their underwear.

A number of em wouldn't have a problem with that.


I've only been to one once (full nude, no alc) and it did have an awkward air about it but that's not to say I didn't have a good time. Not something I see myself doing again but should it be for a friends birthday or bachelors party and I didn't hafta pay for anything myself I wouldn't be against going again.

[gimmieabreakbrain]

they are ok for the lonely guys who will never see a real boobie up close and personal without paying for it. I've dated a stripper before so I got the show at home for free.

[Grendel]

Al Bundy liked the nudie bar ...

At the nudie bar
where you can look at a thigh
and blacken an eye
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where they show you their butt
and their trap stays shut
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where you can`t touch a breast
but you can cave in a chest
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the girlies dance
in their underpants
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the music stinks
and they water the drinks
the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the beer gives you gas
but the bundy`s KICK ASS
the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where Christmas is nice
And lap dances are half price
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where you drink down the shooters
and unwrap the hooters
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where egg nog`s are plenty
and the girls are all 20
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where there`s a cop at the door
and a Kennedy on the floor
at the nudie bar


I went to a few in my youth and while I did like having breasts of all shapes and sizes shaking in my face, I can see why there can be problems in such places as well. They do draw all kinds of clientèle, some of which are a bit on the seedy side.

There was one that I hadn't gone to that many of my friends at the time said was the greatest place. It was out in the middle of nowhere, and they bussed the girls in from God knows where, but they were supposed to be spectacular.

Well, I got sucked into a bachelor party where we ended up at this place, and I was far from impressed. It was a seedy dive that made The Double Deuce look like the Taj Mahal by comparison. The highlight of the evening was when the owner of the place pulled a gun on a member of the bachelor party for some kind of malfeasance he pulled.

And then there was the place that they talked about on the radio one morning last week. Seems some guy went to the strip club with his infant son and left him out in the van for at least 3 hours. Someone went outside and thought they heard a child crying so they went inside and the owner called the cops. When they got there, they kid had to be taken to the hospital because he had frostbite on his face. Those kind of things happen in the wintertime.

I'm sure that sort of thing doesn't happen in the strip clubs in the urban environment, but they happen out in the sticks.

I think Strip Clubs can be fun for a trip every now and then, for me once every few years is enough. But I can't condemn the places just because some of the people that go there are bad ... Besides, I always had great times when I went to some of those places, so I have no complaints ...

After all, those single mothers and college students have to make some money somehow, don't they? ;D

[Mister Pigwell]

gimmieabreakbrain said:

they are ok for the lonely guys who will never see a real boobie up close and personal without paying for it.

Or not. Just saying.

[Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action]

Never been to one. So I have to vote No through default.

[JacopeX]

I'm under age!

[Arthur Digby Stamp]

banjobrown said:

I've never been to one before, but I get the feeling that it would be hideously awkward. What with me always trying to smell their underwear.

It's a little awkward. Usually when they inevitably come up and ask if you'd like a dance, and you tell them no. That's typically when the awkwardness starts, when they can't take the hint.

The whole experience is just really fake. I have no problems with people who work there, or people who enjoy going to there. But it doesn't do anything for me.

[Tapout]

I've been to a couple for bachelor parties. They're really about the hooting and hollering with your buddies. If you're not with a boisterous group that knows that you're there for fun (and to embarrass the groom), then yes, it can get very awkward, because the subtext becomes: "Yes, you are a pathetic weirdo who came here to stare at naked women."

They sure as hell aren't about the drinks. Strip clubs all seem to have terrible drinks that are ridiculously overpriced.

[Johnny]

I hate blue balls.

[Mister Pigwell]

johnnysb said:

I hate blue balls.

Therein lies the greatest problem with going to one.

[Johnny]

valens said:

johnnysb said:

I hate blue balls.

Therein lies the greatest problem with going to one.

I know man, my balls turn blue then its a long ride home with a bunch of guys. F*** strip clubs. Internet is my hookup.

[Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action]

johnnysb said:

valens said:

Therein lies the greatest problem with going to one.

I know man, my balls turn blue then its a long ride home with a bunch of guys. F*** strip clubs. Internet is my hookup.

HOLLA! IF YA HEAR JOHNNY!

[Moonwalkin' Capt. Crow]

The ones here in my town are really rank, or they sell drugs out of those strip clubs.

[Jay Peas 42]

No.

[HMARK Center]

Eh, if its a nice one, why not? They can be fun.

Some are just nasty, though.