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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 17, 2008 15:47:13 GMT -5
Yes, I can do "negativity" threads, too.
- Milwaukee's Best Light's "Act Like a Man Can Of Doom". As if they're the authority.
- Cinnamon Toast Crunch's "Taste You Can See". No, liking (admittedly very tasty) cereal does not make you a superior individual, and you'll find this to be true when you make your way into the world.
- The current series of Skittles commercials. I like the candy, but things like the poor guy who has the Skittles Midas disease isn't irreverent or clever, it's just odd and disturbing- and it makes me not want to eat it.
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J is Justice
Wade Wilson
Will now be grateful.
LMRT.
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Post by J is Justice on Jan 17, 2008 15:48:02 GMT -5
Any with Kerry Katona
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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Jan 17, 2008 15:50:22 GMT -5
HEAD ON apply directly to the forehead. HEAD ON apply directly to the forehead. HEAD ON apply directly to the forehead.
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Bird...Birdie...birdie......Tiger...Tiger Tiger.....
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jan 17, 2008 15:51:36 GMT -5
That stupid Berries and Cream lad.
I'd like to tell him where he can shove those berries and cream...
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Post by Libertine on Jan 17, 2008 15:55:23 GMT -5
Daytime TV is littered with those terrible "CLAIMS 4 U" types. Bloody hawks.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 17, 2008 16:00:59 GMT -5
IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW
Yes, it's your money. How about Forking 83% of it over to me in legal fees and I'll write you a check so you can go buy some smokes tomorrow.
Just because you can't figure out how to budget your money. Congratulations.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Jan 17, 2008 16:08:28 GMT -5
That truck commercial a few years back (debuted during the Super Bowl) with the guy choking on beef jerky.
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Post by big nasty on Jan 17, 2008 16:33:09 GMT -5
the jeep commercial with all the wild animals singing inside the car. cant stand it
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Post by gimmieabreakbrain on Jan 17, 2008 16:34:32 GMT -5
Any car commercial cept one. Had there really been anyone sitting there and seeing an ad for the new Toyota and go "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I need one of those". When I buy a car I know what I am looking for. I hate the 4.5% spiel and cars driving over rocks and some chick staring out a moon roof for hours.
And the ONLY car commercial I ever enjoyed? The one with Van Halens cover of "You really got me now" when the Ken doll picked up the Barbie in the Nissan convertable.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2008 16:36:57 GMT -5
I can't stand the Burger King ads. You know:
"GET ME A WHOPPER!"
Those ones.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 17, 2008 16:39:19 GMT -5
The Quizno's commercial a while back where apparently the guy hasn't had tasty food in so long he forgets how to say "mmmmm" so he runs through the alphabet trying to find the right sound. f***ing. Stupid.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 17, 2008 16:49:18 GMT -5
I'd say most car commercials in general.
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Post by Tyfo on Jan 17, 2008 16:51:38 GMT -5
Any and all Hillshire Farms commercials.
f*** you and your lunch meat! Shut the f*** up!!!!!!
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Post by Joe Neglia on Jan 17, 2008 16:52:14 GMT -5
the jeep commercial with all the wild animals singing inside the car. cant stand it eh, I love that one.
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 17, 2008 17:03:41 GMT -5
the jeep commercial with all the wild animals singing inside the car. cant stand it eh, I love that one. I liked it the first few times I saw it. The next 34,918 times however..........
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Post by samachine on Jan 17, 2008 17:32:03 GMT -5
Subway, f*** you Jared
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Post by big nasty on Jan 17, 2008 17:39:17 GMT -5
the jeep commercial with all the wild animals singing inside the car. cant stand it eh, I love that one. no wonder marvel is going to shit KIDDING! KIDDING! im banned, arent i?
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Post by -Lithium- on Jan 17, 2008 17:41:47 GMT -5
The commercial where the guy gives the girl a ring and that 1000 Miles song plays. Its mainly the song though. I remember watching Final Destination a couple weeks ago, that song literally played atleast 3 times each commercial break...
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 17, 2008 18:08:01 GMT -5
An ad showing here for a cable channel. The genius's that made the ad decided not show any clips from the shows on the channel. Instead the ad is set in an office were bunch of people talk about the shows that are on the channel. Thats just stupid. Vague descriptions that will get everyone watching.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2008 18:51:58 GMT -5
Lets see...
The Countrywide commercials, because they run them SOOOO much and are quite long.
Same with the Lipozene commercial. Runs alot, and isn't short.
BOTH of the Doritos commercials that ran during the Super Bowl. The one with the girl running out in front of the car...because the girl is crunchy! Get it?! HUH!?...yeah, how that won the best Super Bowl ad on Youtube I will never understand...
And the other one with the girl who keeps reading off the flavors. I'm sorry, but is your name T.T. and is this Diddy Kong Racing?! Then quit freaking naming off everything I'm getting! Whats next? "Got a pen."..."writing a check"..."walking out the door."
Any commercial for Attack of the Show...said it before and will forever, Kevin Pierrera is the human form of a youtube comment.
That Planters commercial with the guy running through some (poorly) constructed office cubicles to get some nuts, then eats them like a mouse...not funny, just stupid.
That cars.com commericial where the gardener thinks he is changing the car by doing all this stuff...
...ya know what, any commercial applying orchestra music to a normal situation or involving suburbs is dumb.
That Energizer commercial where the rabbit powers the whole city. Cause I totally know how powerful the battery is off that.
Those commercials for Collins College about game design, where they advertise you sitting on a couch playing with a controller and adding random sounds, like all games are made with some WAAAAAY simplified mod tool. And trying to push the idea of getting paid to play games. No, you get paid to fire every weapon at every pixel for hours and hours. They dont pay you to speedrun the new GTA or play through SSB Brawls story mode.
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